Faces of /b/ Thread.
Hi everyone. my name is Michael.
rate, judge, roast, make assumptions.
>>712337703
Here I'll join your thread op
>I'd assume you're called out for being ginger a lot and I feel maybe you have an Irish descent
You can rate me I guess
>>712337971
i get called ginger a lot, i dont mind it, i like being ginger. im not irish
i assume that your moustache isnt at its best..
>>712337703
your look like someone took a scott's testicle shaved just enough for a face and stuck it on an empty heinz bottle
>>712338197
hahah.. wow. fair enough i suppose.
>>712338187
In a way, yea my moustache labels me a pedophile and growing a beard taking a long fucking time but oh well a pedophile I shall be labeled for awhile
>>712337971
>crop just the mouth
>turn sideways
>compare to a hairy anus
it's fucking uncanny.
Hey Mike,
You look like a nice enough dude. I hope you have a great night.
>>712338663
Damn, I see it
>>712338855
thanks. you too.
>>712337971
You really look like my dad when he was 17, quite funny actually.
>>712339114
inb4 gender question, I'm a dude.
OP here again, I just want to remind everyone that I'm a fucking stank ass faggot with diaper rash and I want miles of nigger dick up my diseased coal chute.
>>712339114
you look darker than pic related. get a bulb and a haircut ya lazy fag
>>712339285
I'm currently working on it, accidentally broke my light two days ago. And yeah, I'm getting my hair cut by the end of this month.
>>712339225
omfg. i am op. i didnt post this. and that isnt me in the picture. thats fake.
>>712339225
Jesus is that him
>>712339447
>>712339225
it's ok, we knew you were a fag all along
>>712339447
HOLD UP, I HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE, THIS IS THE OP THAT LIKED GETTING HUMILIATED, AND ONCE PEOPLE STARTED POSTING PICS OF HIM HE STARTED FREAKING OUT
>>712339488
OP here, damn you look handsome, please fuck me in the ass.
>>712339488
Look gay af
>>712339114
Do you have picture of younger dad? I wanna see this
>>712339536
Yep, that's the faggot with diaper rash who likes to post his rotten bung hole.
>>712339488
save some nose for the rest of us
>>712338197
Accurate.
>>712339692
>>712339536
>>712339526
im gona delete this thread, you've ruined my thread.
>>712339671
I wish I had them, my mother used to keep them in a book kind of thing but she threw them away when they broke up.
>>712337703
You live in PA and you like ketchup.
>>712339780
>i dont wanna come out of the closet
>b isn't playing nice
>i am taking my ball and going home
Feeling exceptionally beautiful today.
I'm white
>>712339780
You've ruined your asshole by shoving a million nigger dicks up it, so a ruined thread isn't so bad by comparison.
>>712339892
which part of "Faces of /b/ Thread." did you not understand?
>>712339824
Damn well was I atleast a cool dad in the future?
r8 my b8 m8
who wants to dooter on my scooter?
>>712339892
where's the rest of you, are you just a mouth?
>>712339931
if you could tell your sick eyebrow game to move south a few inches you might have the start of a proper stache
>>712339931
and cute hi wanna touch my pickle
>>712339536
NO.
I HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE.
THIS IS THE ANON WHO MADE A COMMENT ABOUT AN OP WHO LIKED GETTING HUMILIATED AND ONCE PEOPLE STARTED POSTING PICS OF HIM HE STARTS FREAKING OUT.
>>712340000
fucking check'd
Role call from last thread
>>712337703
You look like a ginger shaved a spot on his hairy nuts and drew eyes and a mouth with a sharpie.
>>712339225
Wtf is wrong with your asshole?
>>712340000
I guess with those numbers I was
>>712340000
Nice quads. And in the future? I used to hate him, he was always drinking, quite short temper as well, but as I grew older I started to understand him more and more, and now, I can't think of a more kick-ass dad than him.
>>712340054
you look like you know your way around a cock
>>712337703
I have eaten nothing beside potatoes for past three days
fish in a barrel: the thread. i am so out
>>712337703
You're the guy who looks like ginger anything 4 views and you show your red haired asshole
>>712337703
this is the guy on tumblr that always posts a pic of his asshole and penis
those eye bags are invasive, ive been drunk since 9:30 this morning
>>712340069
>Wtf is wrong with your asshole?
I love getting fucked by big black nigger cock, and I peddle my ass to the niggers for a nickle a jizz and give change back.
>>712340131
Are straight /b/ fags like unicorns or some shit
>>712337703
Hi Michael
do you play the bagpipes?
>>712339488
Kazakh?
>>712340141
брат!
>>712340195
i liked you as Ozymandias in Watchmen
>>712340054
So we were talking about how you think you're not into dudes when you clearly are.
Y'all lonely fucks need some tit in your life.
Rate me, and yeah I filtered my acne into submission
>>712340177
i don't know why but 10/10 would fuck
>>712340281
Holy fuck 10/10 tiddies pls
>>712339225
Actual kek
>>712340281
tits or gtfo
>>712340229
No, you just look like a gay boi
>>712339447
That most certainly is not fake... Look at the wall, pillows, your fucking face! Holy fuck you put the capital G in gay.
>>712340257
lol, i'll take that
this is op. will everyone please stop talking about my asshole!
>>712340177
2009 is over faggot.
>>712340278
Really don't think I am though
R8?
>>712337703
im mollie
>>712340192
What the fuck why is it upside-down?
>>712337703
ugly. newfag because you're posting your ugly face, ugly, kys. this isn't facebook, fagget.
>>712340281
6.5/10 probable hambeast until body shown.
>>712340420
How much did the nose job cost?
>>712340141
TFW FULL COMUNISIUM
>>712340195
You look like you've been to every backroom gay club in Manhattan.
>>712340229
No, you're just gay.
>>712340254
Show face .jpg
I wont troll you guys a 3rd time tonight...just remember though that constant complements and "hand holding" are not good for you...learn to criticize yourselves and each other, it will do you and everyone around you a world of good. Faggots.
>>712340449
you must be posting from Australia
>>712340413
show your pepe
>>712340356
im not gay.
fuck it. im gona delete this thread
>>712340121
OK i guess that gives me some hope
Lil more for yallll
No more than this BC age lol
>>712340012
Kek
>>712340141
сука блять!
There you go boy .
>>712340535
im gonna kick your titty
>>712340177
You still have your dick?
>>712340508
Enjoyy
>>712340596
show benis
>>712340141
>I have eaten nothing beside potatoes for past three days
Now you're an Irishman.
>>712340535
Tits or b&
>>712340636
no I meant your erect dick
>>712340698
But the Irish had no potatoes....
>>712340574
What the baby fuck do the Amish have to do with this?
>>712340535
>>712340420
Qt
Somebody roast me
>>712340413
You look like such a self-entitled faggot. You're the kind of queer who posts shit like "No chubs, asians, or blacks" on his grindr profile.
>>712340521
But if you end up like him, you're one lucky fucker, he has very good reputation here, he is a very hard working man, but he sure as hell knows how to party.
>>712340715
>be me
>not gay
No dud
Heres another atrocious face pic
>>712337971
Look like a guy I went to school with. Either Vincent or something like that.
>>712340635
Never had one in the first place.
>>712340811
You look like a gayer james franco
>>712340535
Same
>>712340841
You look like a lesbian.
>>712340751
We only had rotten ones.
>>712340481
ok but i'm recycling because the state collectivised my photos
>>712340596
10/10 famalam
>>712340535
i reverse my previous 6.5/10 and downgrade to 5.5/10.
hamplanet pics incoming. have any satellite imagery?
>>712340195
thanks for letting me know the eye bags aren't normal. great, you don't look your best because you've been drinking all day. who gives a shit.
>>712340908
Still better than Super Macs
>>712340841
"not gay"
LOFUCKINGL.
>>712340141
Do you know any of these guys?
Also, drinking vodka doesn't count as eating potatos.
>>712340811
Your hair looks like a Pokemon
>>712340818
I mean if I was gay I'd prob be into blacks and chubs, not asians tho lil chink peepee yanno?
>>712340902
Thanks?
am I sexy enough for /b/?
>>712341010
show benis
>>712341010
I'd tusken raid that ass
>>712341010
SHOW IT YOU WHORE
>>712340882
this slut is wearing my kind of neckwear. post some fucking tits. now.
>>712340882
Well then let's see your cunt or GTFO you skanky assed slore.
Cancer sore inbound
>>712341010
Gif cummies
>>712340830
That helps a bit more, I guess I got something to look forward to maybe
>>712340881
Nah my name starts with a K
ugly motherfucker incoming
>>712341010
You are the sexiest mother fucker in this thread.
>>712340983
Is funny I know someone like Artyom. He died from meth
Hmm op, there's something about your face that looks similar to mine. Zoomed out, that pic reminds me of what I look like. But who cares and what does that change?
>>712340882
i don't believe you. either way please post more pictures whether they reveal the truth or not.
>>712341010
Please shit in my mouth.
>>712341121
You look fucking dope man, I would guess you're a metalhead, but idk, however, rock on bud!
>>712341192
I mean Zakhar. I am drunk sorry
Hello.
>>712341121
whoa cool guy zone
K E E P O U T
r8 my beer hat
>>712341342
Goodbye.
>>712341342
You have a face made for cum.
>>712341342
LOL Fucking holy mother of fucking gross. Kill yourself, right fucking now, kill yourself for this thread.
>>712341391
Fucking awesome dude.
>>712341396
How was chemo?
>>712341121
Woah gg allins here everyone
>>712341396
Jobless explained in one picture.
>>712340882
We we see more of your body. I'll show you my cock if you show me your titties
>>712340947
thanks for letting me know that bothered you. great, you're taking out your anger on a stranger like you have been all day. who gives a shit.
![IMG_0623[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S48Uuee.jpg "IMG_0623[1].jpg")
Sure I will join the last one ended right as I got on...
>>712341396
Hello powder.
>>712341478
Not chemo lol, here it is growing back
>>712341046
slut
>>712341540
Trap.
>>712341567
weren't you in Die Antwoord?
>>712340892
You can do better than that m8
>>712340995
Lmao we're getting somewhere which one
>>712341567
damn you're beat, you look like a heroin dealer's gangly pitbull
>>712341571
I was actually expecting you to be gross. I'm glad you're not.
>>712341567
Okay, so how WAS chemo?
>>712341638
No lol, here's me before I shaved it
>>712341571
Time stamp
>>712341095
Have i seen you here before
>>712341626
Am I you have never slept with me so how do you know?
>>712341539
>>712341342
>>712340811
good lookin, cut mustache and hair
>>712340420
Lets see more of your body
>>712341571
I wanna eat those fruit of the looms off ya
>>712341714
On the last thread
>>712341697
Still ugly. I take it you smoke weed 98% of the time and the other 2% you go out to buy 305s
>>712341700
I FUCKING KNEW YOU LIKED COCK.
Just admit it.
>>712341237
>>712341748
hmm...
well played
>>712341793
here's me with full makeup
>>712341836
pit shaver
>>712341697
You ready for some anal?
>>712341781
No before last thread retard
Hello /b/.
>>712341836
NIGGER/10
>>712340915
Famalam? Whats that ?
>>712340651
Benis?
>>712341844
You look like a living dead doll
>>712341631
you so haaandsome
>>712341887
Good Lord, another fruit...
>>712341990
Thankyou
>>712341908
Only half a nivgrr>>712341877
Hells Yeah, shit's gross.
>>712341720
Just my spooder instincts kicking in.
>>712341752
My hairs a lot longer now but thank you
>>712341697
i dont mean for this to be malicious, but could you explain to me why you got all those piercings? i never understood why people got them, do you think they make you look better or what is the appeal? genuinely wondering
>>712341697
V hot. Why did you shave?
Sleeek
>>712342040
Weren't you the mom in the addams family?
>>712341837
Standing to pee I see.
>>712341700
>>712341982
yes benis, your pickle, your tallywacker, your veiny throbbing dick
>>712342072
I like them
>>712342087
I wanted to go for a cenobyte look from hellraiser
>>712341920
it's a way of adressing mutual sausages ;p
>>712342131
lmfao you actually have the mask
>>712341837
Oh Yeah! Let's see some more. Cute bra
Coon man jack here. Gimme dat love/roast dads.
>>712342131
LOL "I am going to fuck you" AND THE TIME STAMP ON A FUCKING SERVERS NOTE PAD LOL.
You are my hero.
>>712342185
I want my dick in your ass
>>712341884
No, it's my first time
>>712342185
>>712342185
but why? i have wondered this my whole life please please enlighten me. do you think they make you look better or what is it? what do you like about them
>>712342185
Bag over head, face down, ass up.
>>712338400
>>712338855
>>712339488
>>712339633
>>712339733
>>712339966
>>712340000 niiiiice
>>712340066
>>712340099
>>712340177
>>712340211
>>712340322
>>712340344
>>712340399
>>712340482 (good advice)
>>712340811
>>712341111
>>712341266
>>712341700
>>712341844
>>712341877
check'd
>>712337703
Rate me fags
Or roast me who cares
>>712342248
I bet you'd love for a real man to get into bed with you just so you can fill that void that your real dad made.
>>712342291
I'm female
![IMG_0624[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G6fVgkx.jpg "IMG_0624[1].jpg")
>>712342063
Well I guess they are a little off then haha. :D
>>712341844
lol wtf I'm going to assume you had a tough life. Bald you looks better
>>712342185
wow you look fucking terrible. i'm not even trying to be cute or funny. you should have never shaved. you look like pinhead from hellraiser.
>>712342372
You got me dad
>>712342137
What do you offer ?
Im into chicks...
>>712342401
Well then, if they are so off, how about you prove it?
>>712342282
Doubt it ive definitely seen your face in a thread before or maybe a doppelgänger
>>712342352
Okay so cut your fucking fingernails and I'd probably bend you over in some ally next to a shitty club your "friends" dragged you to.
>>712342428
>doesn't realize thats the point
>>712342428
I like it, plus it makes it easier to wear wigs
>>712342469
I'm a chick with a dick,
SHOW ME YOUR GOD DAMN WEINER YOU FAGGOT >:O
>>712342248
you remind me of mike finnegan
>>712342352
You've done enough
>>712337703
4/10
>>712337971
4/10
>>712339114
can't see
>>712339488
6/10
>>712340141
6/10
>>712340177
6.5/10
>>712340195
7/10
>>712340281
8/10, look like you have a cock
>>712340399
7/10. Stop posting do many pics cunt
>>712340420
6.5/10
>>712340596
7/10
>>712342455
I could see it in your sad sad sad eyes. Why are you so sad boy?
>>712342524
And how would you like me to go about doing that?
>>712341837
tfw youll never have hazel eyes
>>712342185
>>712342293
I've actually took quite a few of them out now
>>712342248
I don't have anything mean to say. I just want to be your friend
>>712341837
Nice what brings you to /b/?
>>712342131
Alrighty then
>>712342531
Would like to meet him
>>712342547
kek. actually i didn't read her post before making my own. still fucking horrible decision.
>>712342578
Nigga that a roast?
>>712342635
wow, im flattered to get a 7 based off the pic youre judging me on. thanks anon
>>712337703
Would you fuck me?
>>712342666
Satan's trips, nice, well, I think we both know the only way to prove that.
>>712342597
Boi what?
>>712342694
>No.712342280
that lipstick ain't fooling anyone hunnie
>>712340281
>rate an inaccurate picture of me
not how this goes sweetheart
>>712342401
Holy shit its the scary godmother
>>712342648
Oh fucking come on. Post a better picture if you're going to post at all you fucking cunt.
>>712342635
>7/10 too many pics
Sorry, new fag here
>>712342739
I'd fuck me.
>>712342711
i'm going to give you my lightsaber boy
Anybody here wanna buy some crack?
>>712342715
i don't know, look at mike finnegan and tell me if you think it's a roast.
>>712341121
aryan master race? kek
>>712341391
10/10 i like you m8
>>712342778
You know I never even noticed until you said so :) and I assume you want tits or something right?
>>712342827
i lost the weight. you can do it too brother.
>>712342900
Kek
I'll pass, thanks for the thought though
>>712342900
GIVE IT TO ME DADDY REEEEEE
>>712342910
I mean. Just age me bout 20 years. Yeah i could see it
>>712342900
I'd watch that porno tbh.
>>712342976
Not the tits, down below.
>>712342944
show benis
>>712342929
No
This >>>>712342185
Is master race
.i.
>>712342824
Ouch that one stung a little haha but I think you will have to do better!
>>712337703
You're the guy who always posts naked pictures with a finger in your ass.
Hey whats up
>>712343134
Hi Tegan or Sara
>>712341697
You are so clearly fucked up emotionally that I want to bang you until you start crying uncontrollably. Can we see your cut scars too?
>>712342806
Is this one better?
>>712343133
no im not go away
>>712343025
The reeeee had me dying.
>>712343025
but this thread is for faces
>>712343199
yaskweeeen, werk it
>>712343203
Yes he is
>>712343134
Either lesbian or REALLY gay dude.
>>712343134
A cock in your ass faggot
>>712343253
DRAW A FACE ON YOUR DICK THEN FUCK
>>712343184
Im a man
>>712343134
absoloot froot
>>712343057
So what you want me to time stamp a pick of my downstairs bits to prove it to you haha
>>712343204
yw show me your benis
>>712337703
LOL that's the dude who is always spreading his ass
>>712343342
Hambone*
>>712343353
Hmm... Yup, exactly that.
>>712340596
James Franco's long lost brother/10
Another post
>>712343341
No you are Tegan or Sarah from Tegan and Sarah
>>712343285
>yes he is
Top kek hes tryna deny it now
>>712341991
I know ;^)
>>712343338
okay here's my benis
You look like you play rocket league in your dirty room piled with dishes and dirty laundry. Your keyboard is covered in roll your own American Spirit tobacco.
>>712343445
hi ryan
>>712343394
Make me want to.
>>712343518
Ignorant fool, you're wrong
>>712343473
put inside me
>>712343492
you look like you forgot to quote the post your're replying to.
>>712343473
Thought you said light saber
>>712343464
put your balls above your dick and take a picture
:) :) :)
>>712343181
bullshit.
>>712343445
Sup faggot.
>>712340841
5.5/10
>>712341342
6/10
>>712341540
6/10
>>712341567
6/10
>>712341631
6.5/10
>>712341887
Probs best so far as I'm scrolling 7.5/10
>>712341781
Stop
>>712343545
ok i double dare you
Mein face
meh
>>712343631
>5.5/10
How fucking dare you
>>712343578
Fuck you faggot
>>712342666
Show your swanky tits
>>712343631
>7/10 stop
Already did cuckles
Try this again, roast me and my squirrel
My blue/green hair phase
>>712343777
i see something that likes nuts
i also see a squirrel
>>712342976
No, we don't.
>>712343777
SHOW US YOUR BENIS FUCK
>>712343658
Your face is made for a load of nut.
>>712343777
Can you please just fucking stop. No one cares. At all.
>>712343445
The first one was enough
What's going on here guys?
>>712343812
Ya post 1 picture hoe, not everything on your hardrive!
>>712343631
>tfw he skips over you
>>712343445
Put a shirt on, it's cold
>>712342705
Bordom I guess. I typically browse other boards.
r8 my porta-shitter
>>712343199
Tell me about the relationship you have with your father? Is he around much?
>>712343456
Im always called a woman, but guess who is fucking your mom
>>712343713
He was being generous
>>712344006
It's got a dumb fucking pair of glasses on
>>712344031
me?
