Girlfriend sleeping right now.
Convince me to not strangle the cunt to death.
>>712324616
>screenshot
Nah, strangle then you can get easy pics of her pussy to share
Do it pussy
Because if you were going to do it, you would of by now.
You're a fag and you need to kill yourself.
>>712324711
Filesize limit, retard.
getting strangled in prison by tyrone isn't worth it.
>>712324616
shes a horrible gf and gets whats comin and gets whats cumin
Rape her while strangling her.
>>712324616
>Girlfriend sleeping right now.
>Convince me to not strangle the cunt to death.
Do it faggot
>>712324616
by all means choke the cunt
>>712324616
fuck her while you squeeze the life out of her
Because your baby hands would be too weak. She will wake up, ask for more then laugh at your inability to satisfy her
>>712324870
i literally just said that
>>712324616
because fucking a dead pussy just isnt the same
>>712324769
>not knowing how to resize
>inb4 on phone
You're retarded
Her disgusting stretch marked ass crack
She can give you bj and hj and fuck so keep her
>>712325078
I literally just said that
>>712325105
spread that open
>>712324616
>screenshot
k ;)
stab her and post pics
>>712324616
If you're unhappy with her break up with her.
Or are you too much of a beta and have to post bullshit threads on /b/ to compensate?
STFU FAGGOT. you arent going to do shit, so stop wasting everyones fucking time and post some pics of her asshole
Show her asshole.
>>712325324
kek. i just posted that
eh
whatever
>>712325105
cum on, op
hit her in the head with a hammer
You'll go to jail. Maybe. For awhile.
>>712325270
fill a bag with instant set super glue. put it over her head and wrap a ziptie around her neck. stop being a pussy
>>712325432
That's not her asshole your worthless fuck.
Why do you hate her so much?
set up a tinychat and beat her unmercifully
Asshole, lets go...
>>712324616
>>712325352
I see panties and cheeks. No hole dumb shit
pics of her asshole or GTFO
>>712325560
I second this
>>712325514
second
>>712325559
no dumb shit. i posted for OP to show her asshole
>>712325505
She's female.
>>712325560
What I've also been saying. Asshole or bounce
nobody is saying not to so you might as well just stop being a pussy and do it already
>>712325432
drag her by her hair into the bathroom and shove her face in the toilet
>>712325635
I literally just said that
>>712325658
then why are you dating a girl
>>712325712
I literally just said that
>>712325658
You fucking suck at pictures, OP
Strap a plastic bag on that bitches head and watch her suffocate. Post webm
cum on her ass while she sleeps
dont clean up
dig some shit out of your ass and rub it in her hair
Assholes. I wana see that south mouth
>>712325324
>show her asshole
>post selfie
stop being a bitch. staple her face to the carpet and shock her asshole with an exposed wire.
You in the UK, OP? Get her pussy out, show us then show us your dick about to rape her
>>712325850
Sticky buns... do this to my wife regularly
i wanna see taht spread pussy
It's much more fun to just choke her to death with your cock. Photograph it and they'll let you go, like they do with asphixiation sex cases. Not only that but you'll become famous and never have to worry about finding women who want to have sex with you
>>712325828
do this and make sure you use a see through bag and tie her hands so she can't get it off
>>712324616
You would be the second person to do that on /b/
Be original.
>>712324616
Warm pussy is better than cold pussy
you should do it
stick her hands in a toaster
>>712324616
no.
don't
yeah
nah
no
no
no
no
don't do it
no
not worth it
nah
no
no
please don't ; i'll be ur fwiend
no
no
nah
non
no
no
don't
if that didn't convince you at least jizz in her hair before strangling her and post the pics here
>>712325466
This.
Should I cum in her earhole?
cum on the bottoms of her feet
Stop being fussy, show us her pussy
Seriously, just get scissors and cut her underwear off for fuck sake
>>712325658
stick penor in her mouth post results do it OP don't be a humongo faggot
>>712326330
put battery acid in it
>>712326330
Are you even paying attention to the thread?
>>712326330
mouth
see if true love
>>712324616
Even if you have a reason, it's not worth throwing your life away. Just leave her.
At least post some fucking tits or something
>>712324616
>Convince me to not strangle the cunt to death.
Now why would you think we'd want to do that?
>pic related
>>712326488
Not really tbqhwyfam
>>712326330
show the pus
Pic of her feet or this is fake
>>712326525
this!
wen che says no i dot suk dik but i eatass, kill her bc she is not icarly
hahaha
>>712326746
I kek'd for unknown reasons
>>712324616
fucking do it man, what are you a pussy cuckold? kill the cunt, its so easy to dispose a body if you dont leave in the city
Probably killing her at this very moment
Sharpie in the pooper
>>712326920
boobs. nao!
y do you want to kill her tho?
>>712326920
You can post feet but not tits?
>>712324616
I dare you to cut her.
>>712326920
OP confirmed for cuckold friendzone faggot who is allowed to cuddle with her but can't put his dick in her. shit tier thread
not worth it dude. just leave teh bitch
still waiting for OP to cut her clothes off with scissors and show her pussy
>>712327083
secretly every man wants to kill the bitch he's with.
timestamp
What a waste of a perfectly good girlfriend that would be.
I recommend:
Get a gun and some secluded land with a small cabin and take her out there, stick her in a faraday cage, and then put the gun to her her head and make her pose nude (take pictures) and repeat, "I'm such a slut. I want to serve you master. I'm happy. My life is so much better now." over and over again, with feeling.
Then, tie her up, feed her acid and shrooms, and make her listen to the recording on an MP3 player and look at the pictures of her smiling and posing nude while you rape her mercilessly. Discipline her when she wakes up. Keep her on a leash from now on.
For bonus points, build a microwave frequency device that allows you to beam thoughts into her head (instructions and patents found online) and make her listen to that over and over again, but she'll think it's her own thoughts.
>>712326920
Its real...BTW you got hairy ape legs
let her sleep, show us your cock instead.
>>712324616
post her soles
>>712327548
this
I want to see OP's hot cock
OP and his GF are full of shit. She is pretending to be asleep, thats why he can post pics of her feet but no tits.
>while she's asleep
what a massive faggot. at least have the balls to do it straight
OP take her socks off and show us her soles
Whats her name?
>>712327908
Robert Paulson
Let her sleep you edgy faggot
Tits,face, or name or GTFO
>>712326920
Are you in bed with a kid? Wtf
Make her strangle you
Jerk off and cum on her
>>712326575
Was it legit?
Should be clear by now that I'm not going to kill her.
I'll just share some of her pics instead.
>>712328281
Yep
>>712327434
>having less hairy legs
>not being female
why be whit her if you do not love her?. try to fuck her while she sleeps. if she wakes up and ask wtf are you doing. just say what, i was horny
>>712327908
/b/frodieaty or crazy-chan
>>712328338
1. TITS OR GTFO
2. TITS OR GTFO
>>712328405
I'd fuck her in that position
>>712328405
needs more feet pics of her
and cock pics from you
>>712328355
Yikes.
>>712328338
>>712328405
moar phaggot
>>712324616
why not, if she's giving you that much grief. It's not like it's the first time we've seen someone kill their whore gf here.
>>712328405
dude make a threesome with her and a guy you know. after a couple of days you just tell her your feelings changed after that bla bla bla. no reason te be with her if you dont love her
>>712328667
post her soles
>>712328338
what a pussy
>>712328667
tits, nigger, tits
>>712326575
I forgot about that. I remember the lulz now. what a time to be alive
pussy ore tits. coooome on
>>712328667
Kik?
OP is a virgin killa he as no balls to kill t sluut .
>>712328667
post her feet
>>712324616
>>712325105
>>712325432
>>712325658
>>712326330
>>712326920
>>712328338
>>712328405
>>712328667
when are you going to show her tits
>>712326575
i remember passing over this thread several times because i thought it was some guy faking it.
>>712328667
Is that my gfs butt?
just fuck her !
>>712328759
No fuck Thai nigger. I hate this shit. Derp post the soles of her fucking feet. Deeerrpp I like feet Deeerrpp. Who the fuck likes feet? WHY would the first thing you ask someone posting naked pics of their gf to be the soles of their God damnit fucking foot?
No.. Just no. Fuck off with your feet and shove a foot up your ass you fucking foot faggot.
I hate you
>>712326920
MOOOODDDS!!!!!?!!
>>712329307
hahah they probably would like it !
>>712329307
not him, but man you truly are a retard
and not a single boob was posted this day.
>>712328759
>no good images posted yet by some faggot OP asking for, yet again, attention
>OP posts nice juicy ass
>girl may be hot no face yet or any timestamps
Hey OP post a pic of your gfs foot!!!
>fucking morons walking to feet
>want to kill myself as I imagine what the world has become
>feet
>>712329605
or pussy, just bullshit pics and virgins & fags wanting feet
>>712326920
Brooooooo what the HELL is wrong with your knee, you demon.!?!?!
>>712325105
what am i looking at?
is she wearing her underwear sideways?
>>712329697
uh
post feet
>>712324616
Post a picture of your dick on her face with timestamp.
>>712330103
good idea !
It's his sister, hence no nudes
Cunt keeps waking up when I try sliding her panties down.
>>712326920
who the fuck sleep with socks
>>712330323
cut them off with scissors then
>>712330323
fuck sliding them down just take them off, you are the alpha male
>>712330323
How does your gf sleep on the bed? It looks liek you're laying down on your side and she's pointing her ass in your face or on your stomach with her head touching her toes.
Post a pic of the entire bed facing down on the bed. I need to see this shit you weirdos. Do you faggots even know how to use a bed?
>>712330446
who the fuck doesn't?
>>712330323
You have no nudes
This is my theory
>>712330323
RIP them off you pansy faggot. No wonder why she's being a cunt to you. Tyrone just got done slapping her in the face with his ding dong.
>>712330767
Nah fuck that shit, naked or bust
>>712330323
take them off by force faggot, then spread her ass cheeks so i can google at her brown hole
>>712330323
you better lick her before trying to get that cock in her pussy. will make everything smooth
>>712330912
>google at her
hahah y'all are sick !
>>712330859
Are you from the 1790s?
This is the most retarded gf posting thread ever
You guys are idiots
>>712331115
Aw gee fella why you gotta rumple my snatch about it?
>>712330952
alright Hannibal
i think its funny !
>>712330323
Why don't you just hurt her?
>>712331209
>This is the most retarded gf posting thread ever
That's why I'm in it for the long haul. It can only get better.
>>712331554
this but with kindness
roll, dubs says pussy pic and thumbs up
>>712331644
Not bad
>>712330720
I tried to imagine what you were describing. Is this what you meant?
dont do it OP.
Timestamp fag
>>712331872
Not one tit. Not one Timestamp. Back to Tumblr or reddit for this nigger.
Can we turn this into a draw how much of a faggot OP is thread?
get that cock up in her pussy
>>712327328
Actually you can build what you're talking about with a circa 1980s police radar gun
>>712332096
second this motion.
>>712331644
Do it OP
Gosh, spent 20 mins going though this figuring out that OP is fagot and should be an hero and this thread should 404
>>712332096
My gfs been monitoring this thread with me. I asked her to draw OP. Not kidding thing is what she drew.
>>712326920
timestamp?
>>712332740
Your girlfriend is shit tier drawer
>>712332347
>>712333016
>let's see what you got then bitch
-my gf
>>712333396
fake and gay, sextuple 3 get
>>712332740
Is your gf an 8 year old?
>>712326052
And decomposing pussy
>>712334261
>And decomposing pussy
I used to be a necrophiliac, until that rotten cunt split on me.
>>712327985
Her name was Robert Paulson.
>>712333883
Yes
>>712333674
Serious as a heartattack
bunp
