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9/10 qt close to getting tits, met her at coffee shop today

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9/10 qt close to getting tits, met her at coffee shop today

Dubs or above decides what to say next
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>>712315412
show me your memes.
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be my Nazi furher
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you already messed up OP, you shouldn't have said it's up to her

you no ambition having faggot
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whatever it is get down on me ( ° ʖ °)
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>>712315412
Stick 2 sharpies up my pooper
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>>712315412
I got dubs. Tits?
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>>712315666
winrar
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>>712315666GOT IT
and that's supposed to be lenny
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be alfa, don't negotiate how much further blabla, just tell her I'll send what you wanna see if you send me some nipple first
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I really love assholes, lemme see yours?
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Sorry, but only if you have a penis. I'm only into traps.
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>>712315722
Win
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>>712315412
I have Down's syndrome but you give me up syndrome
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>>712315666
nice
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>>712315722
Winrar
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"8 inches further, how does that sound (lenny face)" would've been better than that ambiguous drivel you piece of shit
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>>712315412
Asking people on here is the worst thing to do.
Ignore everything everyone on here says if you genuinely want to get laid.
Nobody here is going to give you any true decent advice that is gonna help you in this situation.
Don't ruin it, even if it's for the fun of the /b/ros.
Think to yourself... what's more important? Getting some 9/10 pussy... or entertaining a bunch of cunts on /b/.
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>>712315937
this should have been dubs
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>>712315937
look, a /b/ro who thinks these threads are real
just join the fun, faggot, stop being a high school teacher
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tell her "i only eat at denny's"
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You should suck me dry.
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Op ere
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fuck me to the pace of Sammy Hagar's "Heavy Metal"
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>>712316642
Dubs or post ending in 9 decides next
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>>712316806
Scroll up and show us the pic of her body.
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>>712316806. Yes pls.
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>>712316913
This.
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I really would just rather watch the notebook
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show the pic she originally sent
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>>712316913
AhahahahahahhH ur gonna fucking love this guys
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>>712316999
Not saying that faggot
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>>712317033
>>712316999
rofl
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>>712316999
rarwin
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>>712317058
...that was disappointing.
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>>712316642
Stop using those smileys, you fagmaster
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feet now
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>>712317132
Next post ending with 9 decides
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Rare Pepes pls
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>>712317058
she ain't got an ass
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>>712317058
Face ?
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Gimme them titties
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>>712317058
Highly disappointed. Abandoning thread. Good luck fucking a kid, op.
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Lemme see that labia
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>>712317244
I want to see the way your mother gave birth to you. Slowly start from below and start sending pictures all the way up
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Hail Trump!
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Boobs&face 4 sho
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>>712317369
WINRAR
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>>712317244
Whatever you want to show me i want it pressed down on me
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>>712317369
winrar
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>>712317058
>No hips
>Pancake ass

Nigga that's a boy
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Send me a pic of your tits, and we'll go from there ;)
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>>712317369
rofl if it works
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Dem titties bitch!
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>>712317436
"pancake ass"
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Jesus Christ they stole her ass
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>>712317369
Dubs decides next
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>>712317458
Roll
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>>712317058
Flat as a wood plank
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And spread em
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>>712317577
NOOO WASTE OF DUBS
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Let's play a new game, predict what this conversation will look like!

> What do you wanna see?
> Idk whatevr u want 2
> So like what anon
> Idk
> Lol you are silly, what do you want me to show you
> Okay lol like I don't know maybe your boobies
> Lol no
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Do you fuck niggers?
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I just want to say that I am truly and deeply in love with you.
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>>712317661
Rolling
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suck my motherfucking dick you bitch whore
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A 5 ounce bird carrying a one pound coconut has to flap it's wings at 43 times per second to maintain air speed velocity. do you follow me?
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>>712317244
I see dubs, but I don't see that ass
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Sharpie in pooper
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You know the Holocaust didn't happen, right?
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Send dick pic
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>>712317551
i wanna see that gorgeous smile with your tits in the same picture
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Do you have any pics of your sister?
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>>712317650
roll for that
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tell her if she doesn't come and fuck you right now you're posting that pic online
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>>712317518
roll
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>>712317822
hahahahahahhaha hopefully she sends the labia first
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>>712317822
kek
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>>712317822
lel winrar
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>>712317822
:/
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IM GOING TO RAPE YOU WATCH YOUR BACK TONIGHT BITCH
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>>712317900
kek x2
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>>712317822
/thread
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>>712317822
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hello desu senpai will you show boobies pls desu arigato :333333
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You type like a dyslexic white underaged nigger, OP.
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>>712318114
No

op
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>>712318144
WINRAR
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>>712318114
lame
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>>712318114
Dubs decides!!
I hate u all
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>>712317635
>>712318114
There we go.
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>>712318144
wow
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>>712318144
kek
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>>712318210
Let's see some boobies.
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I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.
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>>712318210
dont uhm now girl. show me everything and i shall show you everything as well
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Sharpie in Pooper. Kevin told me you already did did it with a bowling pin
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>>712318210
well i think this is over now
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>>712318328
roll desu
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Can u post a pic of her face OP?
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nigger
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>>712318328
This
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>>712318328
roll roll roll
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>>712318328
rollig
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How about some tits then?
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Is it a problem that my ass is hairy?
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>>712318328
Do it
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>>712318431
So to not end the thread I carried on conversation a bit
9 decides next post
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>>712318328
roll
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>>712318577
winrar
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>>712318577
Winrar
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Post a pic of her face.
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>>712318577
THIS
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>>712318328
rolling again
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im going to cut my hands off and send them to you in the mail. please masturbate with them
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Ok... Sorryfor that... Do you think I could see your marvelous breasts, or maybe something your hiding between your beautiful legs?
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>>712318619
winrar? cuz 9 decides?
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I want to take you on a date... I will pay for everything
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>>712318613
Show nudes or I murder my family
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>>712318613
I'm about 99% sure you're kiking a friend that's in on it.
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>>712318114
But I wish it had
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Let me see them boobs
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Not sure, can show your face?
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I cant see your kik username wtf! can you tell me what was it again?
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>>712318328
rolling for this
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>>712318328
again
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I have this fantasy to rape a girl at your age and then slit her throat. Will you participate?
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>>712318662
Left
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>>712318710
roll
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>>712318721
Rolling for this
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>>712318328
get
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>>712318613
im actually gay, sorry
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>>712318892
reroll
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I have been feeling a bit depressed and just need a good friend atm, soz
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We should have a threesome with your dad
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>>712318887
Off by one
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>>712318731
Yep>>712318750
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You can suck it without the condom on. I wanna blast those tits with my cum
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>>712318892
this
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>>712318894
Bullshit. Not with that flat of an ass.
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>>712318328
cmon, fucking 1 off, lets go
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>>712318328
this post is cursed, dubs shall never be had.
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>>712318899
winrar
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>>712318959
Plz no
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>>712318944
Kek
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>>712318328
we need this to happen
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>>712318892
roll
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>>712319055
WINRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING FINALLY
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>>712319055
Kek
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>>712319055
Go on...
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>>712318894
> 9/10

LUL, best one there is 5 at best
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>>712318944
Dubs-dubs-dubs
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>>712319055
is that so
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>>712318899
Dub dubs, OP deliver
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>>712319109
I agree.
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>>712319153
>says the 4chan user
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>>712318894
now post tits
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>>712318328
67 DECIDES
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Pics for pleasure?
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>>712319238
Kek
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>>712318721
faggot
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>>712318892
rolling
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>>712318892
rollercoaster
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>>712319274
Lol catfished!
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>>712318892
rekt
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tits or GTFO
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Send nudes
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>>712319274
I killed my own dog to feed myself
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I've got a raging boner right now
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I´d love to lick you from your crack to your Armpits.
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>>712318892
thi pls lord
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I would love to lick you from your crack to your Armpits.
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>>712319363
Roll
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Can you come over? I'll give you $1000. I'm lonely and thinking about ending it all
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You ever had your ass eaten?
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>>712319274
I want you to sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart
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send a pic of your tits so i know you are worth my time
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>>712319552
Roll
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Enough of this tomfoolery, child. I have provided you with my deepest desires and yet I remain unfulfilled. No more games.
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I really need to blow a load
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I would like to come over and tie you up
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We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism.

(Also, new thread soon OP?)
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>>712319600
Roll
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I´d love to lick you from your crack to your Armpits
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I wanna lick your chocolate starfish
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Honestly, I can't do this. You're really sweet, but I just feel like I'd rather be alone
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>>712319600
re-roll
>never get dubs
>FUCK
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Ok i'm just kidding, i really want to see your boobs tho
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Sorry for being weird. I'm just trying to be different to keep you interested. Would you pleasure me by sending a tit pic?
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>>712319153
Post your face
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>>712319274
I have a hobby on kidnapping girls. I need an assistant to help me lure in more girls. Maybe you can help with this demand?
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>>712319274
dubs decides
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now, seriously, I am a bit stoned so all this nonsense I have written is some stupid jokes with myself...
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I only ever found guys attractive before I met you
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Will you kick me in the nuts? I love the feeling
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>>712319721
This.

New bread pls.
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I have hard time believing this is really happening
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I love anal. Do you have strapon?
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Can you post your kik username again I can't remember it.
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>>712319867
winrar!!!
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send this picutre
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Sorry I though you were helping me get over my ex-boyfriend, but it's not working. Bye
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>>712319867
WINRAR
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Post her a link to this thread
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These are the cringiest threads on /b/

Shows just how shut you fags are at talking to girls

Just tell her you will show cock for some tits and get it over with
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>>712319274
jokes on you she probably loves animu
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>>712318894
how old is dat bitch?
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>>712319867
Winrar
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>>712319952
>taking the b8
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I like all kinds of titty titties,
would you grant me a boon and show them to me? I will give you something in return...
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>>712319936
lol im rerolling this next time
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>>712319952
reroll
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>>712319867
WIN

NEW THREAD

>>712320094
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I would love to see your property malady
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Deliverv op
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>>712319979
Fuck off
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>>712320055
BEHOLD! DUB-DUBS! Smells like WINRAR!
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>>712320094
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>>712317058
Inb4 its op and his buddy trolling in sisters panties
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>>712320053
Yeah because you are just "baiting"
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>>712319775
This will get you zero puss
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>>712318824
roll
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I've been jerking it a lot to Anne Frank lately, and your jew nose kind of does it for me. I'll throw a shekel or two your way if you let me read from her diary while you blow me
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>>712320362
Implying I care if the op gets puss
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>>712318756
Oh, it's fake but it's entertainment. Mich like a movie
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>>712320563
We get to see tits too faggot
Be a /b/ro or get the fuck out
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>>712321017
Go to any other thread to see some tits. Its funnier this way.
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>>712315903
This anon gets it. You already let the beta in you show. She wanted an answer, and you cucked out.
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>>712320522
WINRAR
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