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Tell me your experiences with Mexicans

Have you ever met one?
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Chill little fuckers
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Im mexican :(
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>>712280301
I have had 2 types of experiences with mexicans
>with old and young men
decent folk who just worked their asses off for no apparent reason, but when it was time to go they were fucking ghosts man.
>with one 18 year old girl
became fuck buddies, she kept complaining how she had a shitty boyfriend, but she kept hopping on my dick everytime she came over, so I didn't care. her BJ skills were 6/10 but damn them titties were perfection.
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>>712280301
There once was a female mexican student doing a time abroad here in germany. She was hot, nice and a good artist. I assume most mexicans are more friendly and heartly than majority of americans towards strangers.
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My high school was probably about 15% mexican
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>>712280301
Chill peoples
God tier food
Shit tier music
Women hot but psycho and racist as fuck
Stay away from the cholos
mfw im half mexi
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>>712280301
Yeah dude!

I met Juan once, real solid dude.
Everytime when my mom forgot to give me my lunch, he'd come by on his donkey and bring me a burrito.
I miss having mexican workers on our farm.
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>>712281740
Cool
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>>712280301
>be redneck in deep south
>work blue collar, obviously
>half of the company are Mexicans, maybe 2 blacks and the rest whites

Only one of the Mexicans guys left the company because he was some lazy cholo prick. He was the only US-born Mexican in our company which is ironic. The two niggers went within a few weeks, all they ever wanted to do was take smoke breaks. Boss wasn't having any of that shit and let them go. The Mexicans work very well. Always on time, always stay after hours if the boss asks them to do so, no complaints. They work themselves to the bone, and working along side of them has really taught me a lot to be honest. I would no doubt work/live near them any day over niggers. I'm sure my redneck buddies all agree. A lot of them I personally know and we communicate despite their broken English. One of the guys I know is here illegally, and his sons are both in college for engineering. Feel bad for them, his whole family is assimilated pretty well into our society. No doubt the election put some fear into them. Folks like that, I want here in the US and I think should have some path to citizenship.

I do hate the cholo motherfuckers though, but so do most Mexicans who are here to work hard and not be a leech on society.
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>>712280301
I am one
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>>712282008
is there any inherent evil that comes from leeching off of society?
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>>712282008
Nice try Hillary
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>>712280301
They not as bad as people make up to be, people act like they're nigger when most of the ones i met are hard working people.
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>>712281431
kinda true, yeah cholos are shit
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I'm from New Mexico and cholos are the reason I am leaving once I finish uni. Most of em think they are thugs, kinda just wish they would kill each other already
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i guess americans are somewhat stucked with the cholos are shit people from mexico since they had to leave mexico to find a shit tier job in america.
so i guess they are cholos.
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My town is like 50% mexicans.

>love thier food
>generally very nice
>good family views/family oriented culture
>bitches be crazy, they will cut u if u cheat on them
>they pick our fruit very very well, excellent, almost no leaves ever
>alot here are also illegals, but its ok, they do the jobs i never would
>they bring alot of gang problems / violence, but doesnt ever affect us whiteys, just stay outa bad places

Overall would rate
>8/10
I like mexicans, good people
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>>712280301
I can definitely say that I've hated about 50% of Mexican millennials Ive ever met

T. American spic
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lol u are ratign mexican americans not mexicans lol
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>>712282739
Forgot to mention most of my friends have been Mexican, and my brother is half Mexican. But all these cholos here man fuck em all. Can hardly go out drinking without seein someone get stabbed or shot.
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>>712282922
Ehhh if they are all illegals, they are closer to mexicans than they are americanized
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>>712282008
Can I ask how long you have been around them, from my experience with them is that they work hard in the beginning but seem to just fuck around when they have been there for awhile, get completely lazzy over more and more time
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My cousin married a Mexican and he brought his family to stay. Go to take a shower and it was full of toilet paper they wipe their ass and throw the paper in the shower... Explain please why.
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>>712283213
Im Mexican and have never met a mexican who does that, wtf.
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>>712281010
Only if your high school was 15% inside Mexico. Sounds like your classmates were really chicanos or pochos.
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>>712283323
Yea I didn't understand it either
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>>712283213
idk she married a cholo with 3rd grade education.
you see if he brought his entire family to ur country is bc their lives were shit back in their country. your sister most likely married some poor cholo from another country to spice things up
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I'm guessing they were from a rural part if Mexico and don't know how to use a toilet... At least they wiped thi
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>>712283457
shit ur cousin
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>>712283457
It was my cousin. They have like 9kids now and he's hard worker. Nothing bad about him just his fam throwing shit paper in the shower.. but I work with alot of cool ass Mexicans. I just hate how they don't speak English when there is a problem.
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>>712282223
Yes.
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>>712283773
>9kids
>hard workers basically saying he works like 12 hours a day
>dont speak english
>throw shit on the shower
i guess you can work with them and they can be cool but living with them is different.
im actually a rich white boi on a latin american country. your cousin married an uneducated person from a third world country. lol
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>>712282801
I have had a similar reaction to gringos.
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>>712284098
>a rich white boi on a latin american country
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>>712282008
As the son of a mexican migrant worker and an electrical engineer major. Thanks amigo.

Standford University Checking In.

Principles and Models of Semiconductor's was probably the hardest class thus far.

I thank god every day my dad crossed that border illegally.
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>>712280301
Hi, I'm mexican, any questions?
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>>712284269
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>>712284346
What makes you Mexican?
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>>712284183
And take pictures with them like if they were an eiffel tower, lol
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>>712284251
not argentinian. im german but totally would fuck any argentinian girl anyday
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>>712280301

so general theme of this thread :

> lots of gang members making parts of the city unlivable, and drain public resources
> lots of illegals and non-english speakers taking jobs and using federal aid to send their kids to school

meanwhile I had to serve 4 years and wait until i was 25 to start college before I'm a poor, responsible white person

seems fair
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>>712280301

In the 90s I thought they were bretty cool as they would clean up neighborhoods in Chicago - around mid-00s they started getting more militant and entitled when the immigration bill was being considered so oh well.

They used to be grateful to be here and hard working but I think their kids grow up feeling alienated and then it goes to shit.
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>>712284438
legal documentation

>yes, legal
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>>712280301

mexicans are ok but they ARE, unfortunately, lower life forms. think about a poker "tell"... they're a hundred times worse. if you're white, you can read them like a dumb dog. they're extremely insecure and easy to fool and you can taste their emotions like they have indicator lights. they're OK but they're flawed by genetic design.

honestly... i have a theory that in the ancient egypt days they found a way to breed dogs or something with humans and that's where brown people come from. i LOVE animals, especially cats, but hate dogs. i feel vibes. i've done a ton of LSD in my time and i'm extremely nice, non violent and sensitive. i'm afraid to believe what i believe.
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>>712284464
funny thing is, 25 is the age limit for the pell grant. You could have literally got paid 6-8k in living expenses and got probably food stamps and been graduated 3 years ago.

Sucks to be stupid.
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>>712284564
lol marica de que parte
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>>712284628
stfu u junkie cunt wtf are you even talking about.
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>>712282425
>Damn holmes
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>>712284628

>honestly... i have a theory that in the ancient egypt days they found a way to breed dogs or something with humans and that's where brown people come from.

WE WUZ KANGZ!
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>>712284098
No it was his fam that came doing that shit. He knew how to use a toilet. My cousins a 400 lb amerifat who lives of the system.. actually pathetic. I haven't been back to see her in a few years. Really been cutting ties with all my family
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>>712284628

Lol Emotions/ Empathy makes a person flawed by genetic design.

>Your family/gf/friends must hate you.

That person shows emotion they are guhnetkly flawed.

huh Muh Superior Race Genes
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>>712284794
well then your family does seem really low life.
> he probably married your tumor of a cousin for the papers

usually if you dont have the need to migrate you dont plus why marry some lard chick when latin chicks are fit as fuck
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Chicks are usually crazy hot from 14 to 22 and then immediately begin pumping out kids and turn into fat hags

The dudes either act exactly like white dudes or exactly like niggers. The ones that act white are usually really chill, more polite and ethical than most Americans.
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>>712284919
lol he is the deffinition of a fucking subhuman
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>>712284628
>tons of LSD

Typical white trash, opinion discarded.
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>>712285086

>latin chicks are fit as fuck

Oh you've gotta be kidding me dude. Maybe latin chicks in their own countries.
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>>712284666
la blanca ciudad de merida
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>>712285127
true m8 unless they dont have kids by the dozen
ive seen some hot milfs
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>>712284564
Entonces, dejaste de ser mexicano y te hiciste malinchista.
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Reminder: Mexican is not a synonym of immigrant, also second generation "mexicans" are as mexican as a 100% white full american gringo.
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>>712280301
https://youtu.be/EZkbKQO_KwA
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>>712283129
How are they illegal if they're born here?
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>>712285195
they are hot as fuck
alot of models are latin
> dont imply all of em are hot some of them are ogres
let me be more specific
>rich latin girls are fit
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>>712285243
no entendiste prro, pura raza de bronce por siempre
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Chilangolandia >>> Norte >>> Sur
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>>712285379
nah homie, best Latin girls are thic

fit Latin girls are 4plebs
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>>712285372
They are illegal because alot arent born here. In the summer the population swells here from migrant workers. I live in a high agricultural area, its not new news that alot of people that go along with migrant workers are illegal.

Also i have worked with more than one illegal using a dead persons ssn. Thats how i know
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>>712285607
homie im latin ik fit and thicc both good.
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yo soy mexicano prros :c
los woa navajear :v
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/b/ loves the mexicans.

In my personal opinion they are pretty chill and fun to work with sometimes. The majority are hard workers, its the ones that are born here that give illegal immigrants a bad name.

Food is the best, girls are wifu material.
Whats not to like/10
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>>712285421
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>>712284652
No its not idiot
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>>712285836
Yeah, the ones born in the US are criminals. I have an illegal online friend and he doesn't even drink, he always respects transit signs and does everything right, any small mistake could send him back to mexico so he is very careful.
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>>712285273
This, if they are born in the states they are prettt much white americans. Especially if one parent is white.

This is what separates the mexican Americans from the blacks.

The blacks are already Americans with American parents. But they act like retards.

The mexican Americans are newly americans with either immigrant parents or one immigrant parent. And they dont act retarded. They legitimately try to make their parents proud. Insted of niggin around.

This is why mexicans dont like blacks.

Because blacks have EVERY opportunity the whites have, and they shit it all up by being niggers. Meanwhile the illegals dont have any opportunities, or as much and they work hard for them.

An illegal immigrant once told me "fucking negros, they can do so muchs but insted they lazy. And stay home. They has papers, they are amedicans and they waste their amedicaness"
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>>712280301
Several. The particularly distasteful ones are the nacos, chilangos and fresas annoy the shit out of me.
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>>712286319
And aint that the truth!

Blacks are generally a waste of a race, its a shame they arent more motivated to make american great again, because chsnge csnt just come from what people, they also have to meet us halfway
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>>712280301
I'm Italian so I guess I am a Mexican
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>>712286319
Eh? you kinda missed my point... you're kinda right but well... my point is that second generation mexicans "culture" doesn't represent real mexican culture, some second generation mexicans turn into almost white americans (they become nice), but others become super "proud of their mexican heritage" but don't know shit about real mexican culture and just give a bad name to real mexicans.
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>>712281431
this right here. food is epic, i hate their music, women are loud and racist but hot. yeah you don't fuck with a lot of spanish gangs
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>>712286573
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>>712282008
family came here on a vacation pass and just never left, we got our work permits and are protected by the US government and have been here for 14 years. my mom cleaned houses at first and now has her own company of house cleaners, my dad started as a lowly asbestos worker and now hes a supervisor with his own company, he helped me pay for school as long as i worked with him which is some pretty hard work but it payed off because i'm not on any kind of debt since all my student dues were paid out of pocket. my parents taught me to work hard and to keep pushing for more and i thank them for that. graduating from PSU next year. so trump can suck my big ol hispanic dick because im not going back
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Bump
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>>712288099
>Reply]
is this 4chan? asking for a friend
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>>712284628
autistic fuck af
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>>712285195
this just isn't true, but if you go to latin american countries then you'll find a better rate of fat vs fit than US
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>>712288511
nice dubs also true
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>>712280301
I bought a marijuana cigarette from a mexican man
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>>712285195
I live in a latin country and 60% are fat, 20%are "average" (including skinnyfat), 15% are skinny, 4.9% are fit and 0.1% are american level obese
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>>712288757
how many of them smell like shit?
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>>712288894
Like 80% of the fat ones smell like food (pizza, tortas, salsa, cheetos, doritos...), women in my country rarely smell like shit.
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>>712283213
>throw the paper in the shower... Explain please why

Olderfag here. In the 70s I had cousins who still used an outhouse in their backyard. They were used to placing used paper in garbage can next to shitter. (To reduce the need to dig a new hole for the shitter.) Some people who use septic tanks also dispose used paper to so they don't have to pay someone to vacuum out the tank too often.
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>>712283213
They just were dirty assholes, nothing to do with being mexican.

>>712289253
Here in mexico we throw the paper to a garbage can because our sewer system is very bad and paper just clogs it. The public sewer pipe system has improved over the time but the pipes inside homes are still shit.
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bumb
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>>712288757
nigger in what part urban or rural
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>>712290749
Urban
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>>712291102
lemme guess mexicunt and u live in the shithole the df is
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>>712280534
I know that feel buey
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I'm all right with the Mexicans where I live. It's a rural area and they're only here for work, so I'm sure it's different in a city. They're fun to get drunk with at the bar just don't mention donald trump they don't like that big mistake.
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>>712280301
Nice people. Good food.
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>>712291358
Is it buey or guey? My mexican friend keeps saying guey nomamess jajajaja
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>>712291358
you misspelled it nigga, not that guy, but i am mexican too.

pero ahora que trump va a deportar a mi mama, tengo que buscar trabajo para manterner me durante el colegio
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>>712284628
Not sure if you're autistic or on your way to schizophrenia.
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>>712291849
its guey, Güey, to be exact
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I wouldn't know, I am one.
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>>712280301
Bad moment to say i'm mexican?

We are not bad people but stereotypes are strong tho...
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>>712291219
Yeah, I'm sorry for not living in the white-rich-organized-classy provincia paradise.
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Mostly nice people. Very friendly, and the ones here in AZ actually hate illegals, which is a plus, i guess. Very religious, too.
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>>712291849
one is an animal and the other is a cholo slang
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>>712283213
I'm mexican and never met someone like that wtf
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>>712292393
feels bad men.
not for me tho i love the rich life in a 3rd world country
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>>712281431
how bias can this shit be
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>>712292510
Oh yeah, isn't buey a bull?
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>>712292510
Not a clue what buey is but guey is a swear. It means the testicles of a bull after the matador has cut them off. It's like calling someone a little bitch, apparently.
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>>712292510
It's not cholo slang, it's basically the equivalent to "bro" or "dude" in mexico.
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>>712292970
yeah
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im american and live in mexico for 7 months of the year. most are good peeps. some are trouble. like all people they have their problems.
ive had to yell at the locals here because they were always taking their trash to the waters edge (ocean) and tossing it in. The toilet paper thing is true, shit paper goes into a bin instead of flushing because it clogs the sewer system. they do it in the states from habit. had 2 guys try to steal my atv but little did they know it was a setup. the entire town knew about it minutes after i posted the video on loop on the internet cafes big screen. The atv was returned by some older locals who took the matter into their own hands.
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>>712293048
mexico is cholo land
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>>712280301
some bad hombres
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Full family of 10 Mexicans moved into my town, none of them speak English they all smell like Mexican food, at my school I have every single class with at least one of them. When Trump get's in office he better make change.
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In my experience they are mostly assholes.

Sore losers as well. I'm the tallest guy in my school and the majority of the students are mexican so they're all under 5"6 I'm about 6"2

The girls are not that hot however it's the only pussy around and the only pussy that's easy to get.

AND THERE'S ALWAYS THE LARGE GROUP OF MEXICAN WEEABOOS

honestly so fucking gross. their hair is always greasy, they're obese and don't cut their nails nor brush their teeth.


So my experience with mexicans is horrible.
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>>712293305
I can relate in my school I walk down the hall and there are 6 different languages being spoken
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>>712293119
No, cholos are mexican-american culture.
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>>712280301
I worked in a biochemistry lab when I was in grad school with a Mexican who served 3 tours in the Army (1 in Afghanistan and 2 in Iraq), then used the GI bill to go to college. He was earning a PhD in nuclear Magnetic Resonance solving the molecular structure of proteins. One of the smartest and nicest people I have ever met.

When I defended my dissertation like 20 people attended my lecture other than my professors in my committee. He was one of them. And he asked me a very hard question, but one he knew I could answer. Made me look really smart. And it wasn't a planted question. He had already graduated 2 years before. I don't even know how he found out about my defense. But he was there and came to support me.
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>>712293591
okay then shit tier latins
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>>712293305
>judging mexicans just by some immigrants who study in your school

those kids are probably as mexican as you (0% mexican culturally-wise)
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>>712293305

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6'2 Mexican Chad Reporting in.

Read it fag.

6'2 , there isn't double apostrophes ' idiot, I'm 6'2'' Mexican.

You literally can't use proper punctuation.

Keep going to school and ffs pay attention.

>Mexican Literally Schooling You

I went to school with whiteys of all heights. I didn't bunch them up in a group. You have the IQ in the double digits that's for sure.

I've fucked more white woman that I can remember.
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>>712294038

>raging this hard

Get back to work, paco
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>>712293261
I can't believe what i just read
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>>712294038
Is that really it?

the majority of what you just said was about my punctuation and that shit doesn't matter when you're on 4chan.


>Mexicans are sore losers


accept your race is pathetic and weak

all the mexican women bend over for whites because all you offer is bad breath, tacos and a life as a single mother.

not to mention all of you are short and have ego's the size of the twin towers
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>>712280301
we yo soy Mexico
>soy vecino tuyo OGT , vivo en Rosarito B.C
>> yo e conocido muchos "Greengo's" lol , y casi todos son bien racistas :v
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roll
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Shortly after having an eviction notice posted, Mexican neighbor steals my car and flees.

Investigating detective is Mexican; does nothing but try and catch me in a lie intended to defraud my insurance.

Car gets found as part of routine traffic stop; it's been coated in house paint and covered in trashy decals.

Meanwhile, eviction notice runs its course and police/animal control have to be called in to catch the pet snakes that have been left roaming free.

>>712288192
This is a toucan.
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>>712294519
lmao

>steals car and flees


sounds like every minority
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>>712294450
>bad breath
> tacos
> life as single mother
top kek
idk if u are actually serious but your funny
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Uno aquí de Tijuana
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>>712280301
i've known a few. some of them were okay. some were pretty shit tbh.

and one time a mexican illegal immigrant ran a red light and sideswiped my mother's car going about 40 mph. the illegal was driving a vehicle that was registered in his brother's name. fortunately, my mom only got a broken arm and some lacerations from the shattered glass. she received a settlement from the brother's insurance company.

i don't know what became of the illegal. i hope they sent him back. as someone who's traveled quite a bit, i know that the u.s. has some of the most lax immigration policies in the world. it's a shame that there are an estimated 11 million illegal immigrants in the united states right now. it's also shame that our government is so apathetic toward lawlessness and so lenient toward criminals.
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>>712294450
kek

I make 80k a year man. Buying my second house. Play the stock market. You're in high school and probably going to be a NEET.

You'll be on r9k soon.

Pic is your famalam
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Oh yeah, and there's always that one comment on youtube that's

"(sorry for my bad english) sorry for my bad english, like if your Mexican?"
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>>712280301
Was married to one. Loved her like never before. But she got absolutely batshit crazy when she drank. I mean like jekyll and hyde type shit. Freaked me the fuck out the first time it happened. Is this normal for them?
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>>712280301
I married one without having sex first. We now have 6 children. Hand-holding and goodbye and welcome back kisses are all common things.
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>>712293305
>tallest one
>calls others short

If this is real, (which I doubt it is) then I'm sorry to say you're actually retarded.
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>>712294519
>Shortly after having an eviction notice posted, Mexican neighbor steals my car and flees.

No illegal would do that, that's just asking for deport. If he isn't illegal he probably isn't even mexican, just a fucking useless pocho.
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>>712293119
Cholo is a despective form to call mexican influenced by american culture (a very specific style, because my definition (?) Can be confused by the word "malinchista")... At least that's how i think we use it.

But one thing is sure: in Mexico, all the people are not cholo, even so, it's pretty weird hear a mexican say "cholo" nowadays. It's the same case for "ese".
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>>712284456
Hab ich im Urlaub in Mexiko getan, korrekte Weiber mit gewissen mentalen Problemen
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>>712293591
There are two cholos. One comes from Quechua and means 'mestizo' throughout much of South America. The other comes from the Nahuatl word for 'ugly' and is used to describe petty criminals in Mexico: these are the ones who gave rise to the zoot-suiters of Gringolandia.
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>>712294457
>vivo en Rosarito B.C
Entonces si no eres un gringuito eres un deportado.
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>>712294450
Damn stereotypes are strong there...

Where are you from, mi querido amigo?
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>>712285822
well im spanish and i can tell u im ashamed lol
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>>712295312

You wouldn't think that white men can lie could you?
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>>712294910
>Is this normal for them?
That happens in all cultures. Often a sign that the individual can't metabolize alcohol well, which is a genetic trait common to Mongolians on both sides of the former land-bridge. These people also have a hard time metabolizes lactose.
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>>712294910
In women it's unusual but not weird tbh (even thought i'm a mexican woman who doesn't drink, but some of my friends do so...)
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>>712295798

Born in Texas, but most of my family come from and still live in Montana

that mix of english to spanish made me cringe so hard.

I hope trump deports you. I hope I wake up one night and just see a horde of little mexicans running across the street toward the border >pic related
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>>712295991
White men, especially americans can be so stupid they believe their own lies.
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>>712295941
Aznar gives you a very good reason to feel ashamed.
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>>712296201
But it depends... (Lol i forgot to say that)
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>>712280301
I kinda like Mexicans tbqhwy. They're mostly friendly hard working people.
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>>712296187
Hmmm. I think her dad had the same type of issues, so this makes sense. He quit drinking before I met him so I cannot confirm.
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im white, best friend is mexican

met while walking home from school one day and discussing what we would do if we were invisible. When he said sit naked with a boner in the girls locker room and wait for them to sit down I knew we'd get along pretty well.

10 years later and were just as close. talk for an hour or two a week because of distance but still have a lot of fun when we can get together.
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>>712296481
And you are saying that your friends go crazy when they drink? Or just that some of your friends drink?
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>>712295457
DIJE QUE GUEY ES CHOLO POR QUE SON CHOLOS PUTOS
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>>712295483
weiso?
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>>712295312
>>712295991
>>712296360

I was using the word Mexican (in both cases) to describe Mexican descent; I suppose I should've used Chicano?
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>>712296939
fucking kill yourself

you look like a fucking idiot

just go back to your country
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>>712296300
Aww sweetie, i don't live in America (never wanted to tho), but i see your point as a demonstration of a very poor sense of equality.

But i'm going to take your opinion as valid... I'm a polite mexican after all, y perdón por hacerte eso (i found it funny :D)
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>>712297107
what im on my country? is it scary to see somebody that can speak more than one language?
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>>712297073
Yeah, that's the correct term.
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>>712296939
No tienes porque ponerte en ese plan, yo solo dije la forma en la que lo entendía.

La palabra cholo la sigues usando de la misma manera, de forma despectiva (a fin de cuentas sólo pruebas mi punto)
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>>712297206

what the fuck is this shit

you all look like a bunch of fucking idiots
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>>712282739
Lol unm guy? Plz do leave we don't need any more half ass college grads here
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>>712295457
Cholos are thugs. Malinchistas sell out their race (don't you remember who La Malinche was?).
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>>712297431
maricas aqui nadie puede molestar ahora summerfags
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>>712297475
how?
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>>712296820
Just if they drank too much, but not always i don't really like it when happens... But, as i said, it depends on the person
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>>712291358
hey i want to be dead. also im an honorary mexican
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>>712297431
>pruebas mi punto
Espanglish detectado.
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>>712297660
my morning so far
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>>712297492
Yup i remember, but sometimes people mix the things... That's why i said it
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>>712297660
Joquey meester Pancho.
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>>712297734
yea. mma fightter lol
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>>712297682
¿Por...? Lo dije bien xD estás comprobando mi punto (sólo lo dije diferente)
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>>712280301
21 yo mexican here, never been to the usa before and probably never will anytime soon. feel free to ask anything.
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>>712297610
Oh. Her family seemed to know that this happened sometimes with her, but they never told me about it. So maybe it is just some people in general, not just Mexicans.
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>>712298077
>comprobando mi punto
ay esos pochos, en ningún país hispanohablante alguien lo diría así
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>>712298138
where do you see yourself in ten years? What are your dreams and goals?
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>>712297475
I guess it's true, who knows...
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>>712298138
Where/how/why did you learn English?
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>>712298138
why? there are cool things there i have an apartment there
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>>712298208
Lol pero vivo en México, nací y crecí aquí. Es sólo mi manera de expresarme, que no la uses es otra cosa.
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>>712298186
It seems :3
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>>712298268
Not him but I also never been to the usa before and probably never will anytime soon.

I learned basic english in elementary school, then I learnt more vocabulary (including slangs) on videogames and the internet.
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>>712298268
Went to a private elementary school and also private high school here in mexico, public education doesn't really care about teaching proper english to the students, i don't consider myself as a fluent english speaker but i think i can handle myself pretty well. Also music, movies and videogames make english a whole lot easier to learn.
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>>712298443
Entonces creo que pasas mucho tiempo en el internet leyendo cosas de gringos o no?
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>>712297994
haha im american, im irish actually lol
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>>712298770
o es marica
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>>712298443
Y para tí la palabra 'fábrica' quiere decir 'tela' y 'marqueta' quiere decir 'mercado', ¿verdad?
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>>712298770
Leo de todo, o eso creo
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>>712298888
fuck i got quads
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>>712298256
Im currently at my 4th year of medschool here in México, the whole thing takes 7 years to complete because someone decided one day that 5 years wasn't enough, then after i graduate my plan is to take the national resident exam for a MD specialty so me and my current gf who's also at medschool with me can achieve a top tier life style in this country.
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>>712298682
>public education doesn't really care about teaching proper english to the students
Some teachers really care, it's the students who don't really care, they just think english is too difficult or sometimes they actually learn it in public schools but never practice. For people like us practicing is easier because we play videogames and visit internet sites in english.
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>>712280301
I ate a burrito last week. I liked it.

I also dated a girl who's parents are from Guatemala but she friend-zoned me.

Also one of my favorite movie is the Mexican... I think some of the actors in that movie are from Mexico but i'm not 100% sure.
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>>712299016
hey have this rare pepe
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>>712298778
Jes, bud eef juoo awana be Onorary Mesican joo gotta be deported, mano. Yus laik de Sanpatricios before joo.
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>>712299072
Well yeah i see your point, im currently attending a public university and 90% of my classmates don't know english, or they just know the basics.
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>>712298970
No xD fábrica significa industria (algo relacionado), y nunca había usado la palabra "marqueta" (1 vez que la veo), pero al mercado le digo mercado, a menos que te refieras a un mercado de pulgas o tianguis.
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>>712299063
>top tier life style in this country.
Y por qué hay tantos doctores en consultorios como los de similares? (no estoy haciendo de menos su trabajo) estudiar medicina no te asegura una vida buena, sólo es dificil entrar a esa carrera porque hay mucha competencia (demanda),
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>>712299231
anyone else tweakin?
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>>712299305
Son pochismos comunes, al igual con 'probar mi punto' y 'perder de peso'.
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>>712299370
Pues veras, cuando terminas los 7 años de la carrera , todos los que quieran presentar una especialidad tiene que hacer el examen nacional de especialidades medicas, el cual pues tiene bastante demanda, y mucha gente se queda ahi porque todos quieren ser cirujanos o pediatras, lo que quiero decir es que le tiran a lo mas mas lleno de todo, yo en lo personal no me inclinaria a ninguna de las 3 mas solicitadas, hay otras especialidades muy buenas que no tienen la demanda industrial que tienen cirujia, pediatria, ginecología o medicina interna. Lo de las similares pues es trabajo amigo, mucha gente tiene que trabajar en cuanto se graduan por multiples razones, no tienen de otra mas que trabajar y esperar su turno para el examen.
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>>712298138
How did you/your friends receive the Trump campaign/victory?
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>>712299674
It was a clownfiesta actually, 50% don't really care about it, and the other 50% just talk shit about him or just plain hate on him. If you ask me im like "meh" we'll just have to sit through it and hope our next president to assume charge doesn't fuck it up as bad as our current one.
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>>712295760
> no compa , nada de eso
mas bien tu eres un pochito vdd ?
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>>712299602
Parece que si... Jaja es gracioso cuando la gente dice "perder peso"
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>>712299627
Speak English or die
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>>712299627
Oh, gracias por explicar.
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>>712300290
I was answering to the other guy who replied to me in spanish so yeah, i think im not dying anytime soon (I hope).
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>>712300290
someone is monolingual lol
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>>712300366
No hay ningun problema amigo, que tengas buen día.
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he conocido ccccs,la mayoria
sone buena gente,5 porciento son idiotas,miles que se soltaron nuestros idiotas en el gobierno federal,,listos a recibirlos? van a llegar ,2 lamparas si por tierra,una si por mar,, veras en algunos meses,zonas con fabricas en el norte,como en las tempranitas de dos mil,electronicas,materiales de construccion,uds tienen que dishacerse sepultar los carteles,y asesinos. entonces,zonas areas selectas donde pagan 150 pesos por hora,y al otro lado en los EEUU,entre quince hasta veinte dolares por hora. televisores,pantallas,maquinas de technologia para medicina,,hay un bue en america que piensa todo es posible,,mejor para mejico,mejor para gringonia.
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>>712299370
Los médicos de Dr Simi normalmente son accionistas en la misma farmacia franquiciada y así ganan más con la venta de medicamento que en la consulta.

En la temporada de la gripe, esos matasanos ganan bien. La gente pobre hace fila para recibir recetas antigripales, pagando cincuenta pesos por cada consulta de cinco minutos = Mx$600 por hora al médico más las ventas.

El verdadero Dr Simi es un contador público.
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Had a Mexican friend in middle school, he was pretty cool.
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>>712282739

I agree, don't like the wannabe gangster type. But the working age ones are generally good people
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>>712280301
Partied with Mexicans when i took a vaction to mexico. Im from a small frozen wasteland in canada and as white as the snow i see everyday. The people were great! Shower us the best bars and everyone was super friendly, they showed us places to stay away from in mexico and all the safest places and ways to get around. Where i comr from we drink a lot so we figured we would repay them in booze but we out drank them by a lot so they got really sick and then we never seen them again.
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>>712300641
Así es, y pues como culparlos amigo, trabajo es trabajo, ademas 600 pesos por hora se me hace demasiado generoso en realidad, cuando en un consultorio privado la consulta ronda en los 600-800 pesos en 20 minutos de consulta.
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Do Puerto Ricans count as Mexicans?
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>>712283175
This is true.
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>>712281431
As a mexican I can confirm all of this.
Specially the women part, our women are definitely hot but holy shit are they obnoxious
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>>712284456
We found Hitler, guys.
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>>712299674
See http://is.4chan.org/b/1479579793626.jpg
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>>712300895
No, they are not mexicans. But you can tell your experience with them as well~
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>>712300895
Mexicans count as mexicans, puerto rico is not a part of mexico.
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>>712300290
¿Cómo se llama a él que hable dos lenguas?

Uhm, bilingüe.

¿Y a él que hable tres lenguas?

Trilingüe. Sí.

Entonces, ¿cómo se llama a él que hable sólo una lengua?

Pues, gringo.
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>>712280301
Two ever. Both dudes. Really chill guys. One of them actually joined my white bunch of friends because his other Latino buddies were druggies and general shitlords, so he got tired of them.
Maybe it's because I'm in Canada, so they actually had to be here legally. Can't see a reason to hate them though other than being a deadbeat redneck piece of shit.
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>>712280301
Am one
It's pretty shit though the food is alright, the seafood is especially dope
I voted for donald pump cause I wanted to see all the immigrants I know shit their pants
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some are hard workers others aren't. i say if you move to another country learn the language
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>>712300867
Ya se te cayó el veinte. Por eso llegó el Dr Simi como los hongos después de una lluvia.
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>>712300895
No, they are boricuas. They talk funny.
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>>712301778
Los medicamentos de las simi son basicamente mierda la mayoria de ellos, los medicamentos genericos no tienen nada de malo porque han comprobado en estudios su efectividad en comparacion a medicamentos de patente, mientras que los similares que dicen ser lo mismo pero mas barato no tienen la acreditacion de tener la misma efectividad.
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>>712302084
Pero los similares son medicamentos genericos.
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>>712302210
Son "similares" que son parecidos a lo que un medicamento de patente es, los genericos son medicamentos que ya no tienen patente privada, basicamente los medicamentos "similares" van por debajo de los genericos, creeme amigo simplemente no compres en una similar a menos que de verdad no tengas otra opcion.
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>>712302084
Muchos médicos y dentistas me han contado lo mismo pero siempre me quedo con la duda. Sospecho que sea una invidia por parte de las trasnacionales. Dr Simi vende genéricos de sus propios laboratorios (porque es un negocio integrado verticalmente) pero también vende otros genéricos de laboratorios ajenos … y todos controlados por Cofepris. Entonces, el medicamento que no tenga eficaz no debería contar con su registro en la NOM. ¿Qué no?
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>>712302394
creí que similares sólo ere una marca de genericos... y bueno, nunca compro similares ni genericos... de hecho casi no me enfermo.
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>>712280301
A mexican called me a puto, pulled a knife, and took my wallet on a walk to school one day.

Stupid beaner didn't realize that 12 year old me only carried my lunch money and school ID.

That was an awkward convorsation with the principal to get a new ID though.

>so why do you want a new ID anon?
>A mexican stole my wallet.
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>>712303626
Bueno, tampoco me enfermo mucho pero siempre compro medicamentos genéricos porque los laboratorios grandes son bien abusivos. Si compras aspirina que no sea de la marca Beyer, entonces tú también compras genéricos.
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>>712305491
Nah... los unicos medicamentos que uso son antibioticos cuando en serio la enfermedad no me deja continuar con mi vida diaria... pero bueno, en realidad no sé si los antibioticos que compro son genericos o no.
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>>712280301
just as nigger is to chimp

Mexican is to chihuahua.

>they're small, angry and while alone can be cute and endearing in packs they become obnoxious and sometimes vicious.
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>>712280301
>be me
>whitefag
>grew up around them

Hard working, community and family minded people. Sure there the ganster fucks but every race has that.

>delicious food
>beautiful women
>rich, storied history and culture
>women are raised to take care of their men
>just really traditional, for you forever alonefags a mexican girlfirend might be the way to go

Always had mexican friends growing up, have several now. Came really close to marrying one, jesus christ she was pretty. Big dark brown eyes, sweet and affectionate disposition. The only reason I didn't is cause I was dating a whitey at the time who put out, the mexican chick wanted to wait till marriage. Ended up marrying the whitey instead. Later divorced. I always wonder how things would have turned out if I went the other direction. It was just her rush to get married and start having kids that turned me off. Regret bros, regret.

tl;dr: mexican is a pretty cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything
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>>712306435
That's odd, the rest of the world says the same thing about MuriKKKans.
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You mean mexicant?
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No, Mexicans are pretty much nonexistent in New Zealand.

Here's the different races here in order of population:
>White
>Maori
>Chinese (rapidly rising and was only slightly below Maori in last census, is probably now above)
>Indian
>African
>Hispanic
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>>712306275
>los unicos medicamentos que uso son antibioticos
Autorecetarse puede resultasr peligroso si no cuentas con un conocimiento de los antibióticos. Ésta no es una cuestión de genérico contra patente.
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>>712307245
You steal an ancient joke from Robert Rodriguez, the world's biggest Tío Taco, and you try to pass it off as your own? You're out of your depth here, Trumpfag.
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>>712307649
No, siempre consulto a un medico antes de comprar algun medicamento, normalm,ente me recetan otras cosas pero solo compro el antibiotico.
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