My toenails are angry. Should I tear them off?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
My toenails are angry.
Should I tear them off?
>>712272364
Do it fag
The fuck have you done to your toes?
Just cut your whole damn foot off
>>712272637
That's a bit extreme don't you think?
>>712272518
I made them angry
Starting.
Going well
>>712273162
OH
MY GOD
Halfway through one of them
>>712273162
Good shit op, fuck those gross as toes. Keep going
>Stop using 4chan for almost a year
>Decide to come back
>First thing I witness is a gay pedophile thread
>Then a diaper fetish thread
>Wondering why I even came here in the first place
>Decide to give it one last go
>See this
Please
My blood is starting to fall out.
Can't leave a job half finished though can I?
>>712273226
You know that could be a sign of a very serious condition, look it up
>>712273364
Terminal autism
>>712273300
Just wait till you see how many trap threads there are now.
/b/ is sad these days.
I'm doing my part...
Are you?
>>712273340
Yeah... Go see a doctor already, jackass.
>>712273543
It's just fungus you dumb faggot.
Cream can fix it in a few weeks.
Why not entertain anons with the grand removing before doing that though?
Thanks for ripping your toenails out to save /b/
A real pillar of the community
>>712273720
You're welcome faggot.
Slow night
I have work in about 40 minutes why am I sat here watching some stranger on the internet pull out his fucking toenails
Be a man and cut off your whole foot. Only fairies need feet to get around.
>>712274241
When will you have the opportunity to see it again?
Put me in screencap
(･д･)ﾉ
>>712274347
I thought fairies had wings?
Wait, I know the perfect person to answer this...
Do you have wings you fairy faggot?
>>712274354
Rolling for OP to eat his toenails
Thank you OP for making /b/ great again
If dubs OP has to eat one or at least put one in his mouth
>>712274423
No.
And just for that faggoty, if I ever see a cap of this, I'll claim OP with unlisted pics as proof and get you removed from the cap, then cap you being removed and add it to the original cap so you're only purpose in the cap is for being a Facebook tier faggot.
>let me in on screencap
>>712272364
>>712273162
>>712273226
>>712273340
>>712273524
>>712273666
>>712273820
>>712274122
>>712274354
> MFW OP isn't a faggot and actually delivers it
Can't wait for OP's high to wear off and him to realise he pulled off his fucking toenails in his drug-altered state.
>>712274673
classic
>>712274663
No, dubs means your a faggot (OP excluded)
>>712274458
No son, that's what wheels are for.
GAAAAAAAAAH
>>712274692
>>712274423
>Seeking validation on /r/4chan
>>712274797
I'm drunk you faggot, stopped taking drugs 15 or more years ago.
I know what I'm doing
>>712274839
Come on, one last tug
>>712274673
OP
to make this thread even greater
get a knife and slice a bit of a toe off
do big toenail if you really mean it.
>>712274940
this
>>712274899
>wheels or gtfo
>>712274922
>Ripping your toenails out on the internet while drunk
>"I know what I'm doing"
>>712274839
When are you finally tearing off the entire toe?
I saw some kid do this on iFunny. Come on, I know you can do better than some faggot on iFunny.
>>712274983
he finally did it, the madman
>>712275001
Theres drunk, and theres DRUNK
I'm only drunk.
If I was DRUNK none of the pics would be in focus.
>>712274983
I dare to put a pin/needle into one of the toes
>>712275095
>>712274983
Well fuck, no kids table for you with those big boy moves. Cheers OP.
>>712275134
Do you know what I actually accept that reasoning,love u op xx
Stop POSTING this fucking PIC
of HILLARY fucking CLINTON
on my GREAT fucking BOARD /b/
yours truly, /pol/..........
>>712275207
yes
YES
LET THEM ALL RIP
>>712275155
While i have no objection to that, there's no way to show how deep it would be, so it would come across as faggotry even if I stabbed it deep.
Unless it comes out the other side, who's to say how deep it went.
>>712275333
Autism pls go
>>712275207
OP
for you pulling out your toe nails I have decided to cut some skin off 2 blisters on my leg
1/2
>>712275456
>>712275462
Faggot. Repay him by cutting your dick off
>>712275462
>>712272364
Fuck, let's hope this escalates until one of them chainsaws their legs off.
Good thread op.
really bringing the community back together op
Use a fork, faggot
>>712272364
Nope, you should get some anti-fungal asap
>>712275462
That's a pimple anon.
All you need is a pin or needle.
>pic related
Who's ready for toe number 2?
>>712275462
2/3
>>712276199
Tfw that was just round 1
KEEP EM COMING YOU FAGGOTS
>>712276205
Make sure 3/3 is something special.
There's unrealised potential so far
OP is there any danger that you may need an ambulance at some point
Speechless
>>712276420
but...
Why?
>>712276514
Of course not.
They're just toenails and name badges anon.
And whatever else seems entertaining afterwards.
>>712276541
Because when 1/3 and 2/3 were a disappointment, 3/3 better be something extra special.
Or were you referring to the image and not the text?
The why of the image has been explained already
>>712276626
Just stay safe OP,leaving for work now but you'll be in my thoughts,thanks for the warm welcome back to 4chan <3
>>712276420
3/3
Might stech out my dick with a pencil
also there more blisters to be poped and some rashes
>>712276746
Sorry, forgot pic
I'm it of pics for toenail #1 now
Guess it's time for toenail #2
>>712276746
I want to understand why someone thinks that ripping out his own toothnails is a genious idea...
Nice. I chew the fuck out of my toenails. Only got a couple that are mangled to shit though.
>>712276764
Pencil in cock
>>712276755
>Welcome back
Appreciate it anon, but i never left.
Just got bored with what it is and thought this would be a fun throwback.
Have fun at work, copy/paste the opening post number so you can search it in the archives and catch the rest of the thread that you miss after work
>>712277030
>this isn't the pencil sharpener
>>71276895
Pen In cock
>>712277030
>obviously a jew nose
>>712272364
timestamp?
>>712276895
Nobody ever suggested it was a "genious" idea.
Why should it be?
> /b/ is for geniouseses only
Going out for a smoke, starting on toenail #2 when I get back.
5-10 minutes tops.
I'm back...
Let's get started on nail 2
You are such an idiot person
Here we go
the delivery is Digiorno in this thread
>>712273448
>>Mfw
>>712278133
Fuck you nigger. I'll eat your fucking heart.
WHERE IS MY POPCORN?
>>712278133
I think that the real idiot person is the person that feels the need to tell an idiot person that they are an idiot person as if the idiot person doesn't know that they are an idiot person.
>protip
>the true idiot's are those that don't know they are idiot's
>because of this, they think they are smarter than everyone else
The curse of the stupid person is thinking they are smarter than everyone else
>>712278201
>>712278011
Just popped a another blister
>>712278447
Might be the drink, But that gif gave me a good laugh...
Cheers anon
Nice way to wake up.
>>712278597
You live in a world that awards medals just for participating, and you still haven't earned a medal.
So far, you are the definition of failure
>>712279371
Do t have a pen as funny as that sounds.
I can put the toenail on any part of the tissue.paper you ask which is just as good
>>712279494
draw a hearth with your blood
>>712279371
>>712279494
I put effort into this, so.it better be good enough you unbelieving faggot
>>712279371
>>712279494
>>712279594
>>712279918
Need another smoke.
Will.finsih ripping out the second nail when I'm back.in 5-10
>>712279918
wrong date fag
what are you doing this for?
>>712280160
How fucking American can you be?
Claims the date is wrong because it doesn't follow the least used format in the world, But isn't smart enough to notice the 6 is backwards.
Never change america
>>712280324
Boredom
Amusement
Entertainment
Why not?
kek
>>712280498
It's the 19th in America.
Almost there
>>712280961
>in America
Quit living in the past america
I'm done. enough weird shit for 1 day
>>712281039
is it painful .?
>>712272364
Can't be fucked reading the whole thread so,
1: shave toes
2: bite toenails
3: profit
>>712281321
My bad! Maybe i should have, reeeeeeee
>>712281169
Could have been a J.Saville still.... -_-
>>712281193
Pain of relative.
Of course it hurts, But not a lot, and not a lasting pain.
Pic related hurt more than anything in this thread including namebadge piercing.
It's caused a lasting pain
Im loving this, keep em coming op!
>>712281321
>cant lurk even 1 thread
>posts anyway
Doesn't understand the cause of cancer
>>712281321
>>712281394
You read the entire thread in 1 minute?
Impressive
>>712280961
>let's just pretend there was no backwards 6.
AEMRICA#1
>>712281808
Nope, i scrolled down and saw the pix, didn't need to read!
>>712282047
There are many pics.
They get better.
Then they start again on toe#2
>pic related
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>712282216
Are you OP?
If so, sorry for being cancer and also muh respect, for showing /b/
>>712282301
I thought it was obvious
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
We need this guy in here...
>>712276068
He has a multitoe
>>712282385
Nope, definitely not OP
I'm just some random anon that had access to a pic of the toes that hadn't been posted yet.
>>712282698
See this
>>712282430
>>712273300
>Says he came back after 1 year
>Newfag thinks there weren't pedophiles and worse shit
Fucking summer
toasting in epic bread, someone cap this shit.
>>712282927
Like it could be impossible.
Thanks Op
>>712283123
He said GAY pe dos
That is a thing that didn't exist here until very recently.
Even more disturbing is it's all cartoon based
>>712283331
Shot you mean.
It was already popular in 8cha.
>>712283464
Shota*
>>712282301
ITT cancer is taking over.
>>712283251
You're welcome anon.
But no excuse for being cancer.
Lurk moar applies to everything.
If you can t be bothered reading a thread, don't post in it.
9/10 times you'll only make yourself look like a retard because the end of the thread is a different thing than the beginning.
>>712283767
Cancer anon here.
Thanks for your wise words, hope your nails get better.
Peace /b/ro
>>712283464
What is your point?
Beheading is popular in the middle east.
So if an American witnesses a beheading he shouldn't be surprised since it popular somewhere else?
That's some seriously retarded logic
>>712283970
>watching this
>mouth curled automatically into disgust.jpg
>fingers clinching and unclinching on their own accord
Fucking hell m8, how do you do this?
I'm not a pussy when it comes to pain, but anything self inflicted really fucks with me. I have a hard time making myself bleed, but have let other people cut me before and was fine. What's the trick?
>>712272364
Noooooo fam....
Keep going you sick fuck
>>712283490
> corrected his spelling of gay cartoon porn.
Im open about sexuality, But when it comes to fetish over things that don't exist you can go fuck yourself in the corner with furfags and loli autists.
>>712284186
The trick is acceptance.
Knowing how something will be allows you to change how you will react to it.
You likely can t understand that because it relates to pain, but you.maybe can in other aituations.
Ever known you're going I to a situation that would be uncomfortable, like a party where you didn't know anyone?
You know it'll be uncomfortable, But you k ow that fewlikng won't last, and accepting that it won't last makes it not u comfortable from the beginning.
>>712284188
Since you just replied to the OP post, you've got much more to see you cancerous piece.of shit
Right on the lip now.
>>712284422
>>712274519
roll
>>712285045
This isn't a roll thread faggot.
And it's off...
Tiny string of flesh is all that holds it on.
Snap... string broke, the nail is free
>>712285532
Ewwwwwww
> Garth.gif
The fuck
>>712285200
I'm sorry sir. I respect you and your dubs.
>>712285647
> Sadface idioticon when something good happens
> either lost or retarded
> here's something you're used to that will cheer up your sadface
>>712286153
Then you missed the post that said dubs means you're a faggot (OP not included)
What the fuck were you rolling for anyway?
>>712286564
For you to eat your toenalis
Here's the underside of a toenail.
Something unusual you wouldn't likely ever have an opportunity to see.
>>712286860
Can you be my father?
>>712286564
Op, I have this fungus, too. How do you get the nail started? Are you just prying up at a corner? I am interested in learning more about your technique. Thanks for everything, OP.
>>712274673
not a faggot today
im surprised it didn't bleed more, when i pulled mine off it was really bloody
and god damn there are a lot of faggots in this thread
>>712286926
Possibly.
Where were you born, how old are you, and how.olds your mother...
Pic of mother will let me.give you a definite answer
>>712287170
Not a faggot anyday
>>712287206
>Where were you born
Texas
>How old are you
31
>how. olds yourmother
72
>>712286991
Unless you just want to pull of nails it's irrelevant.
The fungus is in and under the nail.
The new nail grows back with the same bullshit.
I know this from experience
>>712287422
Oh, didn't know it would come back anyway. Nevermind. You are not a faggot today. Cheers.
>>712274983
>>712287421
Sorry nigger.
Unless I got your mother pregnant when I was 2 or 3 years old, I'm not your father.
I have a bunch of younger foster sibli gs I accept as family, so if you want me as your father, why not accept you too?
>>712272364
it would be awesome if you got kidnapped and they tried to torture you for information and started pulling off your toe-nails with plyers or something, and they cant understand why you arent screaming in pain. then when they get done you are like "IDK can you do the other foot"
>>712287542
It's there u til you kill it.
Fungus is alive
Kill fungus, get nails
>>712287679
Y-you accept me as your son? Oh, papa! I love you!
OP is this you?
>>712287964
Fake af. Timestamp gib
>>712287698
My pain tolerance is extreme.
I recently had 11 teeth pulled with only local anaesthetic, then got pissed off when I got home and realised they charged me for the painkillers they gave me, because I didn't ask for them and didn't use them
>>712288272
Op is fake and has abandoned. If he pulld all his fking toenails out, a timestamp isnt much to ask for
>>712287842
Sorry Timmy.
No stutterfag has any place in my life.
My advice is to become an hero now.
Life gets even harder when you turn 13
>>712288621
>>712287964
No.
Why do you ask?
What's the story of what your posting?
>>712288813
>>712288531
Faaaake get a life OP
>>712288531
You're a fucking retard.
>>712279918
>>712280128
>>712280160
>>712280498
You didn't read the thread before posting did you?
>cancer
>>712288813
>OP sat down in restaurant stall and his stomach made a horrible sound
>OP farts in toilet loudly
>people smell it
>they leave
>janitor comes in
>"Fuck this man!" He leaves
>we told op to dig in his ass and write timestamp in shit
>OP leaves restroom
>janitor walks back in
>janitor yells loudly when he sees the shit timestamp
>>712289059
pic he used
>>712288899
Totally fake everybody.
>no timestamp
>newfags screaming all over the place
>kek'd
>>712288813
Post time in the next foto
Also, good thread , OP
>>712289059
Sorry anon, that wasn't me.
My question to you is what made you think that could me, and why?
>>712289347
I don't know. I was just wondering.
>>712289265
Fakest timestamp ever seen
Also
>no pen
sure
Just came here to say thank you for the great thread, OP.
>>712289420
So you were wondering if I was the same OP as some other random thread for no reason at all?
That makes no sense.
>>712289528
I know.
>>712272364
get a pet nail grinder, vinegar and soak after thinning them down
also pee on them in the shower every day, its a natural way we've done it since the start of our genus
>piss always gets on the feet and we touch it after we pee when we evolved, so naturally.....................................
So fucking fake
can't even get a proper timestamp
"the 16 is backwards", sure
>>712289462
cancer
>>712289603
Hispanic nigger detected
>>712289671
faggot detected
>>712289746
way better being a white faggot than a dirty retarded hispanic nigger
>>712289814
Fix your attitude
>>712289899
fix your dna, burn it
>>712289462
>trusts pen
>doesn't trust awesome torn cardboard and lives with backwards 6 timestamp
Your conspiracy nonsense is so accurate that I had to make yet another Photoshop of the same ti.estamp yet upside down this time...
>>712289128
Do you rip your nails off often? Trying to figure out how they got so bad in the first place.
Well this was disgusting
Reminds me of the good old days, back in 1998, before all the summerfags ruined /B/
>>712289474
I still have more toenails...
Why you assuming it's over?
>>712290000
>backwards 6
>>712290048
Here's your (You)
>>712289671
>>712289814
>Portuguese is now Hispanic
American education
>>712290048
Fucking newfag, I remember what /b/ was in 1982
OP why has it taken you +-5 hours to do this??
>>712290147
>implying I'm American
>implying portuguese isn't still subhuman Iberian
>>712290202
>Quints
Fucking newfag
>>712290254
pleb do you even 55chan?
>>712290202
>implying you can't rename pics
>>712290048
>1998
Fucking newfaf, I've been on 4chun since 1902. Now those were the days;
Name that body part threads, epic sometimes win guy, stick hoop threads...
That was back when this hellhole was on a telegraph-and-pony server. Slow, but way more reliable than your wires and satellites.
>>712290330
>implying backwards 6 and correct badass timestamp isn't valid
>>712290438
>backwards 6
>>712290465
>backwards 6
>9
>>712290438
You can read numbers, right?
>>712290133
Dumb cunt
>>712290512
>triggered
>>712290491
>backwards
>9
>>712290197
Doesn't anything/everything take +- 5 hours?
The amount of newfags in this thread, lol
>>712290363
>stick hoop threads
Get out of here, old man
Both of us should have done something more productive with our lives
>>712290708
>If I call people newfags people will think I'm cool!
>>712290799
>angry fag spotted
>>712290330
Rename this faggot
>>712290859
So you're a faggot?
google "commas"
>>712290254
Iberian =/= Hispanic
Hispanic refer to the old iberian peninsula or today Spain/former colonies, modern Portuguese aren't hispanic.
Stop being a faggot and doing the divide and conquer, nigger.
whats the score here OP... what happens next
>>712291169
>implying I'm a nigger
>implying Portuguese people didn't mix with hispanic tards
>implying Portuguese are white
Made my day
>>712291281
>>implying I'm a nigger
Not sure if is bait or a newfag
How old are you op?
>>712291445
I'm 95
>>712291479
Fuck me grandaddy
>>712290967
underrated burn
>>712272364
If we can get a time stamp I say this thread is a contender for best of 2016
>>712291720
I can't, I'm a random faggot who saved pics of a 404ed thread to fuck with you all
Nail fungus is a bitch, i've lost count of how many times it's started to grow back only to come apart from the nail bed and get all disgusting underneath.
Fungus cream doesn't seem to do shit either
>>712291763
Hell yea
>implying OP has no pen
>implying that is a backwards 6 and not a 2
>>712290967
Google "is a bench with a cardboard timestamp and feet a person"
It's obvious your pretty fucking dumb, so then also Google...
"Can a bench with a cardboard timestamp and feet be a faggot?"
Curse of the Stupid person strikes again...
You were referenced long before you appeared...
>>712278550
I feel embarrrased for you
>>712292259
still no real timestamp to prove us wrong
yep, absolutely not fake
>>712292259
you could literally take a pic of your computer with this thread or anything else being where the cardboard timestamp is, but you don't
just fake
>>712291226
One faggit has decided to spam the thread with crap switching between his wifi and data.
I'm still keen on delivering, But he's going to keep being a faggot regardless
No alternative timestamp in the same place
OP is still fucking with you with an old thread gone 404, newfags
>>712291445
33
>>712292771
Fuck me daddy
>>712292771
Answers to age question and still not providing timestamp
>>712292340
>>712292495
>>712292762
>>712291726
>he thinks it's facebook
>>712291763
I tore up 6 pack cardboard and made a timestamp.
I've since posted pics of the same tie.stamp with my bloody nailless toes.
Didn't change the backwards 6 because that was intentional and effective
>>712293186
>>712292850
see this
OP is fake confirmed
Bye newfags, you have all been fucked by op
>>712273364
Such as?
Serious question
>>712292086
How the fuck can it be a 2 you fucking moran
>pic related
Sure.its 2 different colours, but that's no different than than your parents
>>712293497
keep trying
also have fun with the newfags believing your old 404ed thread
>>712293497
>than than
autistic
>>712293666
666 autistic OP confirmed
If dubs pour salt on it
>>712290784
Shut up hippie!
... Yea, I wish I could've lost my virginity back when my tallywhacker was still working...
All this command over magic, but at what cost?? If only Trump could've passed on his knowledge before my ballhairs went all snowy.
>>712292340
>>712292495
>>712292762
>>712292850
>>712293225
You're just embarrassing yourself at this point, but it's entertainment for any non retards, so please continue
>>712294453
Lol these faggots trying to keep to their argument way after that knew it was wrong
>>712276746
Mind explaining the image again? This is my first time seeing it.
>>712278550
>calls others idiots
>can't into apostrophes
>>712294453
>implying this is a timestamp proving it's not an old thread
lol what a retard
>>712294764
It was only 1 faggot, and he knew he was talking shit.
Is like to say he was practising being a troll, But anybody trying to learn would be realised almost immediately that they made a fool.of themselves and abandoned to another thread to try again...
The relentless posting shows he actually thinks he's a troll.
Yet again, the curse of the stupid person
>>712278550
>>712295182
>irony and embarrassment rolled into one
>>712273226
Sir are you a shut in?
c-can we go on with the nail fiddling?
>>712272364
its been like 3 hours and you pulled only 3 nails out, start disinfecting retard
>>712296353
i can put you new liver in 3 hours faggot
>>712295313
Posting the same foot, with and without toenails.
>old thread
I don't understand what you're doing or what you feel you have to gain by claiming this nonsense.
Are you able to stop being a retarded faggot for a while and explain why you feel the need to shitpost lies and what posting those lies does to benefit you?
>>712296570
he had fungus in his nails his family doc gave him powder to dissolve his nail, he had to go to a doc to get the nailed out and the place cleaned he desided he can o it himself
>results
one finger nail pulled every 1.5 hour insted 1 minutes
>prob infected blood cells
>have fun with pain for next week
>>712296972
probly he didnt even get ride of the fungus
cause he that dumb
>>712296972
>>712297095
At least leave a buffer gap after the post cooldown to avoid samefag accusations.
Not here obviously...
You've been doing it relentlessly for so.e reason nobody could ever understand.
Did a toe or toenail molest you as a kid?
Or was it your dad,and you're just talk g out your anger on anything you can?
OP was good.
Did everything he said he would and some things he didn't
Why some anons being negative?
Bump for nailripper
Bumping a good thread.
Why did faggots get angry?
> no fun allowed
>>712283331
Shota has been here since the beginning you faggot
>>712300467
No it hasn't.
That's something a lying faggot would say.
>>712300759
>cartoon underage boy fetish faggot would say
Can you see how pathetic and disturbing it is?
An hero before you bring shame on your family
>>712290799
There are plenty of obvious newfags ITT. You'd know it if you weren't a newfag
>>712301283
Samefags too
Poo
Was going to hear off the other 8 toenails.
Faggots lost I treat due to short attention span.
Some faggot decided had be a one man crusade against.
69 posters...
That's what tearing off body parts gets these days...
Trap threads get fuck knows how many.
if somebody's screencaping this then include me
