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Job,salary,age
President, $400 million, 70
nurse assistant, minimum wage ( 1k € ), 28
>>712266822
assistant manager at largest retail company in the world, 48.5k, 30
>>712266822
Chef
60k
30
>>712267323
Assistant TO the regional manager, Dwight.
>>712267323
Lol. Good luck with your no raise future. >>712267080
>tfw Trump casually browses /b/
Real estate appraiser
15k per month
38
37
database analyst
60k
>>712267450
>tfw trump meme'd himself into president
GIS Analyst, 40k, 25
Program manager for an automotive OEM, 130K, 39
>>712266822
Nigger
about three fiddy
56
>>712267378
Kek
Unemployed/ Highschool student
0
18
>>712266822
Bum
$0
37
>Boss man
>$160k+
>mid 30s
>>712267373
at wendy's ?
>>712267378
yea but its like 55k after bonuses..... thats fine with me lol
>>712266822
rapist/69/69
CEO 720k, 49
Tech Support
47K
25
30, €3300 taxed/ 2200clean a month. Engineer.
>>712266822
University student
800 USD/month
22
CEO
$65,000
20
>>712266822
Account rep
$92k base + $28k bonus if I meet goals
40
>>712266822
AP at a multinational company
35k/year
32
>>712268144
Financial sector?
Machinist
$44k
28
these threads are great. everyone over exaggerates everything lol
>>712267672
248?
CFO of small company
$125,000
63
>>712266822
Head butler. £90k, sometimes varies. Age 27.
>>712268280
>Financial sector?
Tech/Entertainment
>>712268295
I didn't >>712268237
>>712268203
Let me guess:
Paper route plus 3 fast food jobs.
>>712266822
Corrections Officer
25 years of age
45,000 a year before taxes
20, landlord, investor. 0$, 10 million inheritance
>>712268345
Do you wash the master's balls?
Firefighter/medic
50k
30
>>712268378
Started RE business when I turned 18.
>Senior Web Developer
>$45k
>30
feels ok
Treeplanter,
$65,000 for 6 months
23
>>712268532
Feels like you're being paid too little to me anon.
Slave at a supermarket
$20ish an hour
23
Chef
8k per year after tax
21
>kill me
also, >>712267373
calling this bullshit, if he's not a head chef at a big restaurant or has his own
>>712268415
youre the fucking only person i believein this bread...
Account Manager 40k a Year 32
>>712268467
No.
>>712266822
Scientist.
61k
going up to 100k by the time i hit 38
>>712268313
Yes sir.
Sr.Accounting Analyst
$55k
46
>>712268622
I've got a shitty CV, did so much internal and NDA-ed work in my early 20s that I look awful on paper. Working up the ranks. Could be worse.
Unenployed
0/month
27
>>712266822
chef at wendy's
$8.75/hour
43
Social worker
$51k /year
27 yrs old
>>712266822
Oilfield Electrician
$140K Canadian
42
Baddest motherfucker around, about 632 million a year , 23
>>712267709
You have made my day sir
NEET
0
19
>>712268695
Thank you sir I started in youth corrections with DCS and worked my way into Adult Corrections I'm currently applying for a corporals position. that 55,600 a year! Life good if you apply your self. any one on here can do the same.
>>712268684
are you me? 2nd year
Programmer/ DBA (wrote my first line of code in April, but don't tell my boss)
27
48k plus 2k bonus for being such a good programmer lol
>>712266822
engineer, $58k, 28
Personal Banker
$34k + bonuses = $42k
23
>>712266822
internet bottom feeder $6k 23y
>>712268919
I hope not, where are you from?
2nd year of learning or 2nd year of actual working?
Registered Nurse
59k/yearly
27
29
Software developer
48k € a year/4k€ a month/2.4k € a month after taxes and healthcare.
>>712268724
I'm sure we have mutual acquaintances or maybe even know each other. Small world.
Here, have a pussy from my personal stash.
>>712266822
dentist, 77 euro for one month of assistance/ work, 26.
> probation period, but in reality no hope of real work in that place
>>712266822
~16k, retail keyholder (p/t), 29. Yeah, I haven't found anything full time since 2013 when I got laid off. Made 22k then.
physics major, sysadmin (50%)
18k€
31
>>712268684
We have two chefs at our account, which is a medium sized college in the midwest. The catering chef we just hired makes $50k and the executive chef makes over $60.
>>712269022
2nd year apprentice lad
basically been running the restaurant myself for about 6 months
Mail Carrier/45k/24
I build KIA's
60k
32
>>712266822
none none 27
Seating specialist
£30k
24
>>712269156
>60k$
wtf nigga, Im fucking moving. I'll get like 25k max.
>>712269204
damn
I've heard that often from colleges, running the restaurant by themselves and doing fine but missing school because of it.
>>712266822
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>>712268684
Australia chefs get 35k even as apprentices.
Youtuber
240k
25
unemployed 5k yearly
25
Something isn't right in this thread I'm above average.
Business Analyst
75k
29
Anyone here can do my job but it's stressful
>>712269451
foggot
Unemployed
14k (recently unemployed welfare)
26
ITT: /b/ pretending they're not a bunch of NEET losers.
Yeah okay 4chan.
Instructor
$68k-80k depending on overtime
32
>>712266822
Orchestral musician
About 30k a year
21
>>712267373
>>712268684
Chef in London
Roughly 18k a year after tax
18 yo
>>712269506
salty
>>712266822
Case Manager
35k
26
these comparisons only make sense when we name the country we are in.
operations manager, Netherlands, 42, € 55k bruto
>>712266822
Union skilled trades
Average around 75k yearly
After Trump takes over im lucky if i get anywhere close to that.
>>712269437
honestly, it's great experience and I couldn't care less about the unrealistic bullshit they teach in school
I just fucking love to be in the moment you know?
Mathematician, $300k/year, any job I want, 24
Engineering co-op, ~50k (33k from job, the rest of surplus scholarship), 20
>>712266822
army
22k
27
Trainee (2nd year)
9,6k before tax
24
Oh well, at least I get stuff like a free car for personal use and a cellphone etc. from my company so I am saving lots in that area.
Accounting Intern/Grad Student
17/hour
23
>>712269057
Very likely, automotive is a small world.
Thanks for the pic. Here's one from mine - my wife.
IT fag "sysadmin"
48k
34
>>712266822
Small business owner/Operator -- Tire Dealership/Auto Repair
~$75000
30
>>712269622
Unless you're completely retarded, you should know that trump will have absolutely nothing to do with your wage.
>>712269808
Stick to the questions faggot.
Powdered Metallurgical Quality Control
$16.07 USD/hr, usually 46 hrs/week
22
>>712266822
33, landlord, HAHAHA salary... i only pay taxes.
>>712269657
>le great experience
Thats the shit future alcoholics and depressed fucks say.
Don't be stupid, go to school
>>712266822
Control engineer, 68K euros, 24
freelance software dev + small business owner
310k directly and 87k indirectly and soon a yearly patent license income of 45k.
almost 26
Sysadmin
60k
29
>>712266822
part time salesman (10-60 hours per month)
1800€/month before tax (if I work 37,5h/week)
26
>>712266822
Welder, 1200€/munth, 26yo
>>712267867
Sounds hot.
>>712269905
Republicans have always been anti union. He likely will sell us out. Im uaw btw.
But hey, he will bring more jobs right? Minimum wage but more jobs. :/
Sous Chef
42k/yr
25
>making 40k + a year
>in your twenties/ /early thirties
You've got to fucking bullshit me.
Entrepreneur
Roughly made $235,000 last fiscal year
19
Hopping for same results this year.
>>712269553
Speak for yourself neckbeard
>>712269668
You mean 3,000k
High School Math teacher. 65k + 8k for summer school. 34y/o
Youngfag here.
I love mechanics and electrics. Mostly just building or fixing things.
I live in the UK I wanna make good money.
What do?
is this thread proof that /b/ isn't full with neckbeards and schoolkids but with men of all ages and occupations just playing rollgames, pretending to be racist, pedo, alfa, gay, etc?
sorry for this intervention, carry on
>>712270438
it's easy if you're not a lazy retarded piece of worthless shit.
>>712266822
doctor, 703 euro/month, 28
21
unemployed
-21000 $
>>712270383
The only way Trump generates more jobs is by opening more hotels that he'll let go bankrupt and hiring contractors to eat the bill once they've done their jobs.
It's what he's always done.
>>712268609
what about the bears?
>>712266822
business analyst
70k before taxes
36
I live in a place that has a very low cost of living. My house and car are paid off.
Now I'm pouring all of my spare money into investments hoping I can retire in 10 or 15 years from now.
>>712269491
I've got the same title, but my job is fucking easy peazy lemon squeezy. I have a ton of sick days and time off, I can work from home if I want, and come and go as I please. I've literally only physically met my boss 3 times - he's not located where I'm at.
Shit is cash.
>>712266822
Stock replenishment/17Usdperhour/20
>>712266822
stockboy, 545 €/ month, 27
Local 1-2 NYC
$21.06/hour
.52 raise every 6 months until I top off at $47/hour
No college degree so this is what I get
>>712268944
How advanced is the programming you do? And how did you learn that quickly?
>>712266822
Security Guard.
$30,000
41 yrsold
Manufacturing supervisor
125K
35
Male nurse
23
60k a year
>>712270834
>>712270843
it's only a matter of time before robotics technology take over these jobs
>Studying CS
>0
>20
Hopefully I'll be making a lot when I get my degree and a job
Senior Forklift Technician
£42k per year with up to £5k bonus for holidays
23
Last year I made $109k, this year I'm slated to make $57k. This discrepancy is mostly due to how billing worked for a large project I worked on. My corp owns most of my major assets and I max out my retirement accounts and live frugally.
I'm a one man IT show.
Also I'm a sissy and make some grocery cash sucking dick from time to time.
>>712271104
yeah, can't wait until it happens. i quit my shitty stockboy job on thursday. whoo-wee
College student
$0
18
>>712271200
Oh and I'm 25
>Software engineer
>27
>80k
>Electrician apprentice
>21
>22k/year
>>712268684
Chef vs cook
>>712268950
damn bro u need a raise
Author, made 80k this year, 26
Design consultant 92k, 34
>>712271200
nice blog post. nobody gives a fuck
>>712268950
No fucking way as an ENGINEER you make $58k
This leads me to believe you're actually an electrician from a bad college that overstates their degrees and throws engineer in there to attract fags or you work in some brutal socialist country full of homosexuals
Software
120k USD
25
owner of a fleet of dump trucks
250k/yr
29
>>712271539
are you retarded?
this is what engineers make in the midwest if you're not in software
Packaging machine assembly
44k a year not counting OT
21
NOC tech
$42k
33
bar tender
£6800 part time
20
>>712271539
This jew faggot is jelly af must be a feminist
>>712271539
I'm a heavy equipment engineer and make roughly 105k net (cranes mostly). Never heard of even entry level getting lower then 65 but I do live in Texas sp
>>712266822
38, factory worker 30k there, trading stocks on side (all hail supreme ruler trump) will make roughly 75k this year on that end
Contractor. Install camera systems, GPS, Wifi on buses around the country. $600 a day when theres work, 8-12 hours depending on how fast you are.
Made roughly 100k last year.
26
>>712266822
Wendy's
16k
49
>>712266822
Engineering student in university, Denmark. (60 hours a week, not required, but I like it)
$800/month
20.
Not a lot, but I get to study what I love and live in an apartment and eating good meals daily without having to worry about money.
>>712270011
No you're retarded. He's better off finding a mentor than adding on to his debt.
>>712267612
Underrated.
>>712269861
inb4 that pussy is a mutual aquaintance.
Commercial Insurance Underwriter for Super Regional Carrier in US. $80K annually. 32 YO
Business analyst, 15k euro, 29 (a lot for my shithole country)
Consultant
60k
32
>>712271987
He's an apprentice, he can find a mentor after he's done with school
>>712271904
Exactly. I'm in Canada and 50k for an Engineer would be embarrassing
>>712271746
>>712271828
Fuckin commies
Software Engineer, 116k, 23
ICU Nurse. 60k. 29
>>712266822
Junior Financial Advisor
52k
28
IT consultant
~$175k/yr ($85/hr, no PTO)
31
Awesome when you get to the point of the year when you don't have to pay any more SS tax. Who else knows that feel?
>>712266822
Job I need no job, and I'm rich. Life is good
http://secretofsuccess.club
>>712269443
Aus 35k=
USA 12k
Lol@ausi dollar
Mfw
>>712270438
It's weird that you think that.
Even shifty salespeople who try hard and keep high enough margins clear 40k where I'm at.
I pulled 63k last year with no education and only 5 or so years expeeience.
Any IT security related fags here? Need to know if I'm choosing right field. Going for a change
>ssa retirement worker
>30
>63k
But I'm in skoo to get IT security analyst/engineer positions.
>>712268736
Change the type of CV you use to an experiential one. You can have a great resume even with NDA and internal work.
aerospace engineer
€ 70 K /year brutto
36
>>712266822
$100K
Civil Engeneering
38
These people making >50 k salary and under 30 yrs are bs. what's your education background
Cleaner
£1600 every 4 weeks
29
>surgery room cleaner. Bones brains blood etc
>>712272766
I'm 26 and my junior sales reps are between 19 and 23.
Programmer, 700 EUR/month, 26
>>712266822
you should tell were you live, so we can compare!
>>712272927
What the hell are you talking about? 50k is not even a good salary for an intern if you're in engineering/cs/etc.
>>712266822
i can see salaries in EUR are still very low!
Own a tech company
$250,000
33
>>712272916
Do you civil engineer a golden palace or something?
>>712266822
36
Med Device Engineer
110K
IT Support
26/hr
22
Temporary gig until I finish Uni.
>SysAdmin
>59
>92k
>>712272927
No college degree.
I spent three years busting my ass learning Social Styles Selling and Professional Sales Culture, then spent two years crawling up the ass of every architect within 50 miles of houston.
Now I get specified in projects throughout the US and contractors as far as west orange, NJ have to buy my building materials.
It's not bullshit to make 60k+ at 26 if you've spent five years building the platform for it.
0
CPA with private practice
100k-150k
25
Before everyone shits their pants calling me a liar, I took over my dad's practice, which he had built up for 30 years. He's retired now.
>>712270218
Welder
US $2000/month
24
>>712273200
If you're certified get a different job.
I know guys with fresh certs making 48 or more.
24
Kinda like homer simpson for water powerplants
~3000€ after taxes in a month
Software Eng.
47
165,000.00
>>712266822
Teacher
30
£30k
>>712273137
Same 10 years
>>712272689
Consulting what specifically ? At 31? Certainly you have crazy certs and education?
>>712266822
High end electronics/appliance sales, 50-80k, 25
>>712266822
software architect, 66k €, 42
>>712266822
38
Chef at Wendys
8.75 per hour with a 9 inch dick
>>712266822
>Job
College Student
>Salary
$2,000 a month (thanks to G.I.Bill)
>Age
25
>>712273433
Nice. Why type of devices? I'm tissue and blood diagnostics.
>>712266822
Your sister's fitness instructor
100k a year (rich clients)
28
>>712273082
https://www.reinisfischer.com/average-salary-european-union-2016
High voltage splicer
100k
27
>>712266822
McDonalds/ £7.25/ 18
>>712273473
Healthcare/EMR. I just have a bachelors, but expertise/certification in specific products/platforms. Highly recommend.
>>712273473
consulting his mom about what kind of sandwich he wants her to make him tobeat for lunch while he lies to unknowns on 4chin
NOC ER RN
74k/yr
98k/yr w/OT
32
>>712273837
That, too. Usually tendies instead of sammiches, though.
Infant room lead teacher
$14/hr.
19
>>712272927
100-115k is standard starting salary for most programmers fresh out of university at most decent companies, and that's before considering in stocks, etc. Even at shit-tier companies the lowest offer I've heard of any of my friends getting was 65k.
Dispatcher
50k
23
>>712273834
I want to get in the hospital Game. Masters in infosec in spring. Hospitals seems to be wide open.
>>712273173
>SysAdmin
How many times do you consider suicide throughout the day?
>>712266822
Freeride MTB'er, depends, 28
>>712266822
Physics student, 0, 22
US Navy
75k
27
Pensioner
$USD2100/month, net after taxes, insurance and everything else. NO DEBT!
56
You'd be surprised how well you can live when you have almost no mandatory expenses beyond food and all your time is your own to do with as you wish.
>>712266822
Graduate Research Assistant
22k (fuck off I'm a student, I take classes and shit for free)
23
>>712273939
Do it, faggot. Get certs, get buxx. Probably would start out at $40-50/hr. If you can work for a software company/vendor for a little bit, then go out into consulting (may have to deal with non-compete for a bit after leaving), even better.
>>712273900
good choice
>>712270011
I have one month blocks every year
>>712271987
not in debt and I have a great head chef now. just saying working on your own and under pressure is top tier experience for when shit really hits the fan.
>>712266822
UX Design
36 000
age 22
I'm getting underpaid huh
>>712274088
how the fuck do u live off of that, no bills? that barely covers rent and food. cant imagine, gas, insurance, and phone bill.
>>712267570
do you use sql?
25, management consulting, 82.5k, Toronto
>>712266822
software developer
net 24 k eur per year
34
>>712266822
Cable jointer - £45K to £60K - 25
Homer Simpson, 93k, 27
Resident,100k,31
>>712266822
Medical device rep, $100k/year, 30, go fuck your self
>>712266822
Dev, 113k, 26
>>712274370
Guess I should clarify base salary is 75k but do extra locums and moonlighting.
>>712266822
entrepreneur, 28, 7k
Student // developing Android applications or refactoring existing ones
€580 / month
19
>>712274187
Yeah by quite a bit. Learn to do automotive UI and then you'll make bank
>>712266822
Slave, 24k, 22
>>712274114
You just motivated me motherfucker. See you in the streets. I'm going to have hospital systems that are impenetrable.
One last thing. You obviously travel a lot right?
>>712273096
CpE graduating next semester.
Hire me pls
engineer
70k
22
>>712269440
Shut up you wanker
Sr. Automotive Technician, 34k, 27
Teacher 66k 30
>>712267666
how is it honestly?
>>712274533
Every single week. Though some assignments are part-remote.
>>712266822
Grocery bagger, 7.2k, 18
feelsbadman
Service Advisor at a Dealership, 60k, 23
[spoiler]My boss bargained my ass for the job now about 1 or 2 a week he fucks me[/spoiler]
Affiliate Marketing
20k~ net a month
24
I work max 4 hours a week
I also have way to much time for alcholism
>>712273111
i design structures, small, medium and huge ones.
>>712266822
Territory Manager
$85-90k Depending on sales year
27
Little Caesars
$7.25 per hour
18
>>712271494
We are asked how much we make, but because my accounting situation is a little more complex than a regular employee I needed to explain it.
>>712268723
>doing science
seems legit.. whats your 'field', mr scientist?
van driver
£17k
30
>>712268331
>>712267966
>>712268144
A lot of Chief officers in this thread...
I'm a CTO of my own company in legal development services. So construction of houses not programming. My income various but I'm generally in the 400k range.
Construction, 41k, 31.
>>712266822
Wireless phone sales
~50k after commissions/401k
25 years old
>>712271539
Could be a junior engineer fresh out of college.
Freelance Photographer/PC Repair Man
35k
20
>>712268822
Edmonton or calgary?
I went to u of c for 5 years. Alberta sucks
>>712266822
>Rental manager
>30k with benefits.
>24 years old
>>712267612
He didn't meme himself. He did what he had to do.
/pol/ memed him to president
security
36k
29
>>712273731
not low from 1 to 10, from 11 are really low!
Sales
63K
30
>>712267323
Quit Walmart bruh
Tech support
55k
23
Life is good
>>712273575
AHAHHAHAHA
$80,000 w/ company car and CC, Project manager 32
Student, $0, 12
Offpremise Beer Sales Rep, 50k, 26
>>712266822
Carpentry
usually between 30k and 140k but it all depends on how well business is doing.
19
>>712272927
I make 50-60k at 23, and I'm starting my 2nd year on the job. No educationpast high school, just a fuck ton of hours and a good position. Dispatcher here btw
>>712266822
El. Engineer, ca. 55-60k€, 24y/o
>>712275701
You've been part of the work force for literally less than a year, hes asking for your salary not some other cucks with the same proffesion
>>712271539
places in midwest pay around that much. it is pretty normal for a degreed engineer. In fact even engineers with 5year experience makes lower than a worker in Detroit automotive industry,
>>712274188
>how the fuck do u live off of that,
Some brains
>no bills? that barely covers rent
No rent; own my condo. All utilitites are included in the monthly condo fee, including internet.
>food
Easy
>cant imagine gas
No car, no gas, just a rail pass. Rent a car for a long trip twice a year.
>insurance
High-rise home content insurance is cheap and I wouldn't feel too at risk if I dropped it altogether.
>phone bill
Fuck phones. I hate 'em. I spent all my working life answering phones. I have a cheap, pre-paid cell that will serve in an emergency. Otherwise, all my comms go over the 'net.
Welder/Fabricator, $48k, 20
>>712272927
Stop being salty bro. I only have a bachelor's degree (in English lul) and make at least 50k in NY. If you aren't making at least 50k by age 25, you're pretty much a pleb.
>>712275825
I wish I could be that bliss bro. All these extra shenanigans stress me out.
You idiots realise, that murricans have an a lot more expanses?
I make 36k € and I'm above the national income.
32k€ is median
Software developer, £27k, 25 years old
For Americans that's about $40k before the Brexit vote trashed GBP/USD value.
Software guys get paid way more in the US. Computing isn't very well paid outside of the US unless you're a specialist or contractor.
Will probably max out at £35k before I'm 30 and then go into contractor or management.
>>712276134
It also depends on where you live. San Francisco rent is like 2k for a 1 bedroom, good luck if you don't make over 20-25 an hour
>>712272927
>dental
>4 years of school
>job at 22
is that easy
I took 40k debt, but I've been making bank for 3 years. I didn't get a history, english, or math degree like my girlfriends. Fucking useless
>>712276134
I spend ~700/mo (mostly rent/utilities) in America and I make low six figures. Granted, I share a house with several other people and don't drink, smoke, or spend money on anything besides food - and most food is free at work.
>>712276174
Also here's some big titties. Looking to hear from other software people.
>>712276281
What are you saving up for? Seems like u live quite frugally
>>712268415
how hard is it to become?
Does any one have it like i have
Student
25(learing softwere)
Getting from college 400$ and. A free degree
>>712276226
Unless you're earning big bucks living in a place like SF is a waste if time. It's not just rent, everything is expensive as fuck.
>>712276281
>>712276226
I spent 450€ on rent and heating/water/etc
Major German city.
>>712268415
How stressful is the job? I assume you're at a constant threat of violence.
You gotta be a particular kind of person to do that job IMO.
>>712268530
ahh, trust fund
>>712276383
Germany is reasonable as fuck for living expenses. I saw a city centre Berlin apartment for €600/month a few years ago. Try that in London and you're talking €1500+ easily.
Software Consultant / Developer / Managing Director / Founder
150k / year
>>712276352
I don't even know. I think I'm just used to being a cheap student, and was also raised in a low-income family so it was kind of just how I've always lived. I've only been working (excluding internships) for less than a year, maybe I'll get less frugal over time.
100 k / year ... senior consultant 33 years
(before tax -> after tax / social deducations -> 50k )
Germany
28
Train dispatcher
€60k
>>712267450
Tbh if trump isn't a /b fag I'll eat my hat
>>712275793
I've worked as an assistant in the carpentry field for my old man since I was 15 up until 18 and I've been a carpenter for a year now but my yearly salary has always been same. between 30k and 140k. My pay all depends on each individual project.
Money launderer, 1 M, 45
executive age 18 $1,000,000
erearaer
>>712266822
Junior games environment artist at rockstar north, Scotland / 18k / 28
