You're drunk at the party and she's available. What do?
punch her in the cunt
>>712261062
why not?
>>712261062
moar
Pick nose n' flick booger on pussy.
Maybe rub my butthole then touch her clit.
holy fucking trips batman
fuck her in the ass, cum on her face.
>>712261062
Lets face it, most of us would jizz in our pants at that sight in person, this is 4chan home of the 400lbs basement dwelling assburgers. A small percentage of us would get grossed out because she's not 4 years old and run the other way. the rest would flail about on top of that in a split second of seeing it and come back here and brag about how they banged a 10/10 but "forgot to take pics".
Cut her head off then fuck the mouth
>>712261435
I'll have you know I'm only 240 pounds thank you
>weeps internally
>>712261519
Any one fuckt a dead body
>>712261062
>what do?
lose my virginity and pray I last at least for a few minutes.
>>712261435
not really, thats pretty hideous.
>>712261118
I agree with this.
This slut is just BEGGING to get Falcon Punched.
>>712261435
>this is 4chan home of the 400lbs basement dwelling assburgers
wrong
>>712261640
uh huh, and we all believe you can do better.
>>712261684
Too close to home for this guy
>>712261062
Eat that ass and pussy then down another brewski
>>712261824
I saved pics of your girl bro
>>712261862
cool, jerk to her?
>>712261062
I would gladly cum inside her
Go home, fuck this uass
i just lost a great erection thx to her ..that asshole looks like its been used as a horse cock size gauge .. you wanta know what it would feel like to fuck her ..about the same as throwing a weiner down a hallway covered in lube ...you think the weiner will ever feel the walls ?
>>712261912
wtf ..she have skin pockets or something ??!!
>>712261062
basically, a 12 year old gay faggot posts a random porn pic asking for advice about how should he masterbate his tiny flaccid saggy penis
>>712261824
moarrrr
Show giving bj or getting fucked
Has she ever touched a dick?
>>712262155
lol she looks like a deflated blow up doll
>>712261752
i should hope so. being a ripped hung good looking young guy i've already done way better than that ugly middle aged twat.
Her drunk & stoned face
>>712261824
Does she take it in the ass?
>>712262602
She does what she's told.
>>712262426
This guy....
>>712262426
Love your work chap, but you should probably know the more you claim about your looks and such the more I'll assume you're a Harambe impersonator, hairy back and all.
>>712262658
got any pics of her taking up the ass?
or just some HC pics in general
>>712261062
She is drunk, therefore she can't consent. It would be a gentlemanly thing to do, to drive her to your house, take her to bed. And then make her some eggs for breakfast.
>>712262890
>And then make her some eggs for breakfast.
She BETTER fucking eat all of them though...
>>712262807
>>712261062
Start toe fucking her. I've recently learned that women love it when you stick you big toe up there pussy hole. It's the best apparently. It works really well because you are penetrating her, whilst also stimulating the clitoris with your other toes.
>>712261062
>Carry her to my studio apartment
>Let her sleep on my bed and dress her in my pj's
>When she wakes up in the morning take her a bowl of eggs and tell her she must eat them
>Tell her everything's gonna be alright.
>>712261627
>>712261062
3 different colors
DEM NAILS would make me gag
> turn 360 and walk away
more asshole pics
>>712262890
>here your eggs
>now eat them
>d-don't yell
>pls don't g..*slam door shut*
>i love you
trashed
bump
>>712263103
>>712262217
THIS!!!
Also The contents of the drawers. Wtf is that? Nurse stuff? Looks like a collection of band-aid? Also why does one load a smartphone on an open drawer?
>>712263354
nice thanks
>>712261062
i'm drunk, and she's available? i tell her to put on her pants and talk to me.
i've been there...done that. i'm not a white knight, i'm just capn save a ho. my cape is brown.
>>712261062
Tell her to go home, drive her home before she gets impregnated with autism.
Inb4, white knight
Femanon here, sis/b/ro have to look out for each other with so many fags around
>>712263447
dude you and me are kindred spirits. i'm not a femanon. but yeah...i would like to treat women the same way i would want my sisters to be treated.
it's not some cuck bullshit. it's just trying to be nice to other humans.
>>712261863
Kek
>>712261955
Thats a man.
>>712263203
Lawyer enters
hands a document
you're been sued for rape and kidnapping
yfw
>>712262799
Yuck. Repost that on instagram with #cellulitesaturday and you got instant winrar. Congrats anon.
>>712262990
Whiteknight virgin detected
>>712263447
Umm excuse me but you appear to have forgotten a certain something - Tits or gtfo
>>712263740
>newfag detected
>>712263555
Respect /b/uddy.
>>712263704
don't be so cruel, she loves /b/
>>712263552
>>712263779
As in?
Pic related
Fuck you. Enough tits on the web for you to choke on, and better looking than mine.
Inb4 "I'll be the judge of that", no trust me /b/ro
Rotate 3600000 degrees and spin away.
>>712261062
Vomit spaghetti all over her. Spaghetti face. Spaghetti hair. Spaghetti in her underwear.
Make like a tree and get the hell out of there.
Go home cause I'm drunk and can't consent. Rape goes both ways
>>712264077
All tits are good tits no matter what insecurities you have about them. I gotta say, thems the rules you stated that you're a femanon so we need tits for proof.
>>712264549
You'll have to take my word for it, if you don't, too bad for you.
I have f-all to prove especially on /b/.
Rules? Meant to be broken /b/ro
>>712264089
Jizzus fucking christ. How many children did she have? 12?
>>712261062
>>712264725
Damn girl you're super edgy, but that's not tits.
>>712264757
Or huge weight loss
>>712261062
nut in her pussy
>>712264725
Fuck off then cunt, there's no need for you to admit you're a femanon unless you're after attention you stupid slut. Don't worry no one wants to see your fucking shit tits.
>>712265065
So, say this happens when you are at an anonmyous event, what are the odds of her finding out who the new daddy is?
I know a girl that got creamed in during a boat party. Never knew the guy.
>>712264987
Edgy? Kek
I guess I'll still have to be that "white knight" instead of being who I really am, ie: femanon.
Thank /b/ro
ITT 35 posters, 3 are at least femanons + all the lurkers and /b/ is justice?!
Topfuckingkek!
>>712265192
Indeed they're ugly, I stated so faggot!
>>712265204
at an anonymous event. nut in drunk woman. i'd say 0% likely
>>712265017
I lost 30kg three times in my life w/o exercise and don't have a fucked up tummy like that
>>712265365
I know you fucking dumb cunt so shut the fuck and kys you stupid fucking whore.
>>712265279
/b/ has it's moments of dishing justice, but mostly we do what we do for the lol's. If there are other femanons in here they didn't make themselves known but you chose to so as to receive attention, so attention you get, tits or gtfo.
>>712265567
I second that
>>712265491
Your dick's feelz are obviously hurting, how about wanking to sister mum pix?
Underage prick! Living in London, are you?
>>712265567
I don't want attention, especially nasty one, I just stated my status so that other femanons can see that /b/ ain't that bad....sometimes, wrong thread i guess.
>>712265714
Had enough attention yet?
>>712265714
No I don't live in that fucking depressing shithole. Stop being a fucking attention whore and you might be happier in life. I fucking hate people like you, you are what's wrong with the world.
>>712265714
Take a wild swing and miss by fucking miles, girly did you come in here to get trolled?
Feels good man
>>712265918
I think she thought this place was full of cucks like tumblr. Her shit posting is shit tier and attention whoring is top level.
>>712265859
>>712265905
>>712265918
Samefagging that hard, reeeeeeeeeee
>>712261684
more like home of edgy teenagers
>>712265849
I don't even know where to begin with the retardation you just displayed in that post, so I'm gonna gloss right over it and simply say you can fix this by posting tits or gtfo
>>712266052
Still getting replies though.
And this is why you edgelords and faggots are still virgins!
SAGE
>>712266215
we make our own fun in our own ways
>>712266201
Ouch! Right in my vagina feelz!
>>712266215
Yeah cause it's fun abusing you dumb cunts that come on here thinking the edge you poses in tumblr land where people accept and praise your shit personality and shit body and face and your stupid social warrior shit. Keyboard abuse is fun, especially for weak shits like you who will know probably pretend this isn't getting to them.
>>712266382
So do I...
>>712266430
thats hot keep talking like that and post tits
>>712266481
Oh boy!
You should try punctuation.
>>712266481
and a little less of google translate, fagget!
>>712266646
>good one
Fuck girl, you cut me deep.....,,,,.//////''';;;;/..;;./;..
Please keep going. This thread is better than the ylyl going on.
My sides
>>712266646
>>712266724
>same fat tumblr whale slut detected
>>712261062
Do I have a condom? If I have a condom, I won't feel anything so there's no point having sex. If I don't have a condom, I'm definitely not sticking my pristine dick in shared pussy.
>>712266430
>>712266835
>pristine dick
fucking basement dweller detected.
>>712266787
Kek, these are both from me.
Hello, Captain Obvious!
As for tumblrina, you seem like you know a lot about it.
>>712266835
What bout these?
>>712266982
That's right whale, so watch out.
>>712267214
You're great! Carry on /b/ro!
>>712262932
C-section scar
>>712265435
Why on earth would you gain/lose 30kg 3 times?? Even film actors dont do such bullshit
>>712267271
Fuck you're a bore. Good luck with your edge you fucking loser. Try dying your hair yellow instead of the edgy blue or purple you no doubt have now. Peace out you stupid fucking slut.
To the dude posting pics of his ho, I've saved and will fap later.
Why she always drunk, tho?
>>712261062
Trip, fall, and fuck her right in the pussy.
>>712267484
back at you, /b/aby /b/itch!
>>712267386
Actually i'm gunna lose another 30kg next year. Dunno comfort eater, lazy bum and very low metabolic rate at rest. That all adds up. Plus i love me some huge portions. So I tend to over eat.
>>712267852
>just lazy bum
>>712267852
Not gonna ask wether you're male or female given that shitty thread but that's not good at all.
Your metabolism, fast or slow is not gonna like it in the long run.
>>712267484
Would you bang? Rate?
>>712262426
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, snowflake.
>>712268146
I'd def kiss and grab, too skinny too bang tho.
>>712268146
Na, shit fucking teeth.
>>712261062
read a bible and convert her to be a proper christian...
then fuck her ass.
>>712268312
to bang*
My bad
>>712263079
If you turned 360 you'd be right back to where you started.
Idiot..
>>712268311
What the fuck did you just fucking say about banana man, you fucking newfag? I’ll have you know banana man is the most commonly known shit post on 4chan, and has been involved in numerous raids on YLYL threads, and has over 300 confirmed threads ruined. He is trained in being funny and is the top picture of people who really really really like this image. You are nothing to him but another target. I "Thanks Lori" with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying "save it friend, it's all yours" over the Internet? Think again, newfag. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Shit posters across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You’re fucking dead, newfag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shit post you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with banana man. Not only am I extensively trained in banana man posting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the spiderman and I will use it to its full extent to destroy your little thread, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn newfag. I will shit "thanks Lori" all over your thread and your thread will drown in it. You’re fucking dead.
>>712268490
Fuckng lerl!
>>712268100
Top kek
Yeah, I know, unfortunately my weight goes from 60kg to 90kg and vice versa.
Pic related - that's how I feel right nao
>inb4 let's sit down and talk bout that ifunny watermark
>>712261062
empty my balls inside
>>712268628
Not judging anon.
What makes you go up and down like that though?
>>712268779
Same anon, that pic tho'!
'murica!!!!
>>712267999
Checked
>>712267999
Are those trips?
>>712268779
Tbh the answer is starbucks. I always order venti. I have at least three venti's a day. I always hold the whip. Still any flavoured venti contains bout 500 or 600 calories. So almost everyday I reach my daily intake only with starbucks beverages.
Sometimes I even order nonfat, doesn't help either. They only offer two sugarfree syrups where i'm at and I always go for pumpkin spice, gingerbread, toffee nut, hot fudge choclate and stuff like that.
>>712269366
Same anon, pic related is what I would kill for
>>712268779
When I lose weight it's usually due to me skipping Starbucks.
>>712261062
>pull down my pants
>turn 360 degrees
>stick her clit in my asshole
>fuck her with my asshole until she cums
>say good game so no homo
>>712269366
Check'd
Also, same anon wondering about the weight gained and lost.
Seriously, Starbux? Can't possibly be.
Means you go there 20x/day and then don't for a few months or so.
Depressed muh? No sarcasm here
>>712270714
'k, soz, didn't see your reply before i wrote mine.
Starbux everywhere? If so, 'murican?
>>712270904
lel
>>712271260
Answer see pic related
>>712261062
Do nothing. Because who knows what the fuck she has or who she's slept with, if she's on birth control, etc. Would anyone really take that amount of risk for something you could do with your hand?
>>712271509
You can't have as many starfux in D than in the US.
Are you from Essen by any "chance"?
>>712272303
Nope. Although I obviously like to eat a lot (from time to time). Kek.
>>712261062
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>>712272599
Check'd
Essen, fressen, noice one...
Good b8 too, i loose.
>>712272739
Nope!
Immunity cat is watching upon me me! Fuck you birdie!!!
>>712271080
The NHS says I'm not depressed. "Based on your responses today it's unlikely you suffer from depression."
I reached 19 points on the Goldberg scale, tho.
"You seem to have the symptoms of minor depression. Some of these symptoms normally occur in many people. It is difficult to say whether you will need treatment or not."
Am I depressed or not? You decide anon.
>>712272303
Starbux anon here, where you from wondering anon?
>>712261062
>available
Women is not tool to use.
>>712274185
true
my tools are loved
>>712261062
I would feel up her chest and get out of there I don't need to cum in some random girl while hammered I don't want a fucking baby.
Even shitty tits are pretty gud.
STOP: Hole Inspection
Do not pass this post without comment.
>>712275227
Keep going
>>712262109
>>712261062
I'd eat her cunt then make her blow me then have her snowball my load to OP.
hit it. yolo
>>712275394
I must resist the urge to stick that up her arse. Must use all my will power.
>>712261062
pull her hair during anal doggystyle pounding.
>>712261912
moar
After she told me she likes to be punched, I'd uppercut her a few times, knock her out, and then up the butt we go.
afterwards, bury her in the snow. just because.
>>712263328
more?
>>712263354
did someone deck her asshole ?
i have a shame boner
>>712275585
tribute
>>712263354
that anus is SEVERELY bruised. OR that's poo smear.
not the toilet paper Klingons throughout the vagine and rectal areas.
she's what, 50? likely fecal incontinence.
>>712261062
OwO whats this?
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>>712261607
Well sort of I've been married for 20 years and I've always had a very very high sex drive my wife always had a very low one after we had kids this low sex drive has almost become no sex drive whatsoever so the once in a month fuck I get if I'm lucky is like fucking a corpse.just as well I earn good money to pay for whatever I feel like doing to a woman or I'd be divorced long ago
>>712276272
Too much anal does that to you i suppose.
>>712276371
Le pelican can le fuck right off!
>>712276189
who owns this woman?
can I fuck her right in the pooper?
and why aren't there ever any *GOOD* butthole gape pics from her?
>>712261607
I won't answer that on here. on TOR we can chat, and you can see some interesting pics of mine.
>>712275880
I second that. Stick to mark spot goes up her arse!
>>712276557
Hello FBEAYYYY
>>712261062
>>712276603
BINGO!
tribute
>>712261062
that cunt looks delicious. My mouth id's watering... I want to eat that until one of us has chapped lips.
>>712261062
>What do?
her.
still hot, but she needs to work out and drop 10lb of fat while gaining 5lb of muscle around those legs. either way op is living the life
chill wife, has a kid or two, enjoy life man
>>712262426
that butthole's seen better days though, my god
>>712277149
Ty anon. You did a good job. What will your coworkers think of you on monday?
>>712277739
>>712262932
You're gonna need a bigger dick.
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>>712272739
BANTI
>>712278466
That anon is right. Tranny fag here, I'd never feel satisfied with that up my arse.
tributes any1?
>>712278825
Immunity cat got my back killyourself
wide as fuck
>>712279845
Pedobear kek
>>712279944
>>712280039
I'd suck on them, once cleaned though
>>712261062
j-j-j-jam it in!
how do you fellas like her quality ink?
>>712280433
Check
Tramp stamp you meant.
>>712280433
I fucking hate her tats. Even more than I hate her nails. Small red flutterby in the middle of a black cross. Wth is she trying to express with that?
Did she tell you the meaning of her tats? If so stories plox bruh.
>>712282443
Not Op, didn't delete anything moron!
>>712261998
>>712261062
>Find nearest bottle of bleach, pour said blech into eyes. Drink rest of bleach, regret being born.
>>712283991
She dead?
>>712283866
This!!!
Pic related
>>712284094
What's she bout to do? Slap her clit or ummin?
Wanna sth new? Try a http://www.xgirls.site/
We make your life better :)
>>712261062
Fuckin 180 and moonwalk away
>>712261062
I would hit that like there is no tomorrow.
>>712284094
What's she bout to do? Slap her clit or summin? She into BDSM?
>>712263354
yeccch
>>712262198
I love the enthusiasm but Tonya Harding has really let herself go to waste ...
>>712261640
She looks pretty normal. How is she si bad looking?
a good shot of her surprisingly tight cunt.
>>712261062
>she's
>has penis
Smh
Kys faggot.
>>712284832
Lulz, hello, oldfag!
Fancy going down the ice ring 2nite?
Catnap
>>712284603
Is that your pink dumbbell OP? Tbh she doesn't look like she'd lift weights. You're such a gay motherfucker. Lmfao.
>>712285019
>>712261118
Something like this?
>>712262198
Amy schumer is still thirsty
>>712261062
SOP is to jerk off loads on her face posting each one... I think the record in 9...
Find a futon and pass out
I hate drinking and being drunk and parties so if I've combines the three I'm probably depressed and need sleep
>>712286183
>>712261118
taking after our president elect I see. I approve
>>712286274
Lost it!
>>712261627
Love that asshole!
>>712286416
>>712286449
Top kek, well at least the light switches do match.
>>712261863
My fav so far.
>>712261062
If she's down to just be fucked by whoever why not just get every guy at the party and run a train on her?
>>712286449
fuck the light switches she comes on to me at a party I'm fucking that
>>712286823
Reeeeeeeeeee
Yeah, bump limit reached! Finally this autistic cancerous thread dies.
>>712287138
Ty
>>712287138
i'd fuck her
>>712287284
which one?
Autism!
>>712287251
Yw kind anon
>>712287458
the milf. especially when passed out
>>712287540
OMG and I thought it couldn't get any worse. Save the best for last, huh?
>>712287615
Fair enough! :)
>>712287777
Quads!!!!!
And them titssss!
I lost!
