Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>712240250
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
>>712255478
Vagina
>>712255215
That's... lewd.
>>712255134
Stuff like MGS, Okami and Shadow of the colossus, I might get to some PS3 games too. I'm really excited for Persona 5 coming to PS3 right now.
Aesthetic meme shit?
Explosions in the Sky are pretty good. I really like Remember me as a Time of Day.
https://youtu.be/ROGlCVdnpHI
The Ride never ends.
>>712255639
You.
Yuuko claimed.
>tfw i was waiting for 150 with the bread ready to be baked
>>712255508
As long as you're not hurting anyone else and it makes you happier to think certain things, fuck it, right?
Get any benefits?
How do people react to you?
Getting tired? Me too.
Nice talking to you though, man.
>>712255722
Never played any of those, but I've only heard good things. Had an Xbox, so I played a lot of Halo.
Vaporwave.
I didn't know that's what I was listening to, Youtube shuffled to that for me just now.
Absolutely cozy.
>>712255919
I don't know, I know she could never love me back. Seems a waste.
Not alot. After i serve six years I'll get some money for college.
People are indifferent to me if they even notice me. Being so average and quiet I blend in to the background easy.
Yeah it's not sleep, but music soothes me.
>>712255770
What if the ride breaks?
>>712255808
I dindu nuffin.
>>712256173
The Ride never ends.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
An actual anon did this.
>>712254969
>Better shitposter
>>712255919
I have never played any of the halo games (nigga you crazy?! I can't afford an Xbox!), but I've heard mostly good things. For some of them at least.
I've never listened to any vaporwave, so I can't be a judge.
It is.
https://youtu.be/l11rMm3B_KQ
>>712256173
No you didnt.
>>712255639
The manga is pretty lewd. Hardy did make Leleis boobs bigger as a thank you.
>>712255770
That is true
>>712256135
To people who are willing to believe whatever makes them happy, it's nice.
Hopefully it's worth it. How often are the drills?
>>712256375
The lore is pretty great, recent games have been trash since a new developer is making them now.
It's an acquired taste, it's pretty chill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAkgUeJDgQ8
>>712256225
Damn.
>>712256389
Was I supposed to?
>>712256391
>Bigger
Y
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>712256636
Because Hardy overate and moved the fat to a place that she knew was Itamis preference.
>Rory had the personality Itami liked, but the body is wrong and the age put him off
>Tuka had the body but is a shit
>Lelei is the smile he wants to protect, but as a little sister
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>712256614
I can't delude myself like that. I want truth but something is in the way.
It's not worth it. Between 2 and 4 days a month, 2 weeks out of the summer.
>>712256614
>>712256375
>WEG
>BoC
I approve this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVylV-TXfTU
>>712256614
what are you doing up so late?
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>712256846
Roll for nothing
>>712256846
Roll. Quads are out so here are trips.
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>712256968
Reroll
![Syndra [30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvkI2z6.jpg "Syndra [30].jpg")
>>712257021
Again
>>712256777
I am checking those 7s.
>>712256780
GG, Itami is forever alone.
>>712256846
GIB 7!
>>712257082
>>712256777
Go back to sleep, Syndra.
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>712257078
God dammit.
Reroll
>>712257103
Just kill me now.
>>712256846
Here goes.
>>712256916
Good tastes.
>>712256938
I'm usually up around this time, I think.
Probably going to be sleeping soon.
What are you doing up?
>>712256862
Ah, I see. I hope you find what you're looking for.
Why'd you enlist?
>>712256614
I really like Boards of Canada, even if I haven't really listened to much of their stuff. And I wouldn't really call it acquired, it's just what I like.
https://youtu.be/u72aqP2_hxQ
>>712256916
What good is approval though?
>>712256846
What drinks are there to choose from?
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>712257103
God dammit toy.
>>712257125
But i just woke up.
>>712257153
This is why 3d is shit
>>712257171
not sure how I managed it but I accidentally slept most of the day and then spent the rest of it playing the new pokemon. only been on my computer for a couple hours now, if even that.
but you usually go to bed like...I dunno...actually I'm just realizing that yeah, this might be a likely time for you to be awake in the morning. what time is it for you?
>>712257227
Go back to sleep, you're too pure for this world.
Dream of Jihad and Cheap russian imports.
>>712257171
Doubt I will, I'm going to die sad and alone. Hopefully sooner than later.
I don't know. I really dont. I don't fucking know, just kill me fam.
>>712257275
I thought you didn't come here anymore
>>712255808
why no dva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyLxwpQWfMk
>>712257357
I haven't been here in over a month I think. I come and go as I please anywhere online. I'm just that cool.
>>712257227
I think I'll just leave the rolling for others next time.
>>712257275
Not the Yuuko you're thinking of.
>>712257220
It can strengthen a relationship I guess, other than that, nothing really.
>>712257418
that would also explain it. you could have told me earlier, baka.
>>712257103
Better than Syndras nothing.
>>712257220
A scotch whiskey, formerly two, a tequila, Japanese whiskey, Australian whiskey, Korean whiskey, New Zealand whiskey, a generic rum, a smoked rum and a bourbon. All 40%, but 2 are 43%.
>>712257452
My brain isn't really fast at functioning, sorry.
What brings you here?
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>712257328
But i also have things to do and boats to get.
>>712257499
>Better than Syndras nothing.
Imposible.
>>712257591
dunno. I frequently have no idea why I do things that I do.
DUBS AND I GET WAIFU ASS
>>712257499
Fuck it, roll
>>712257655
Whatever burns the most rory.
>>712257418
Well should I consider myself approved?
>>712257499
Rolling
>>712257275
Oh, you're thinking of the wrong Yuuko.
Sorry. He went to bed a few hours ago.
>>712257339
Same. It could be sooner if you're put into some active duty, if that's possible.
I'm pretty tired now, I think I'll go to bed.
See you in a few hours, friend.
>>712257613
A lot better than nothing.
>>712257655
We had a winner. Read the rules.
>>712257771
no worries. nice to meet you.
Goodnight, everyone.
No waifu ass but dubs for an hero is always nice.
>>712257849
sleep tight.
Goddamnit if I don't get my dubs I'm going to kill myself.
>>712257901
go to bed.
>>712257788
Rules don't say anything about one winner.
Whatever burns the most for >>712257655
Rolling again
I'm not even tired and I have a new phone to dick around with.
Besides, it's FRIDAY AND IM NOT THAT DRUNK YET
>>712258057
yeah but it's so late.
THEN YOU GO TO BED
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
>>712258107
nah.
I'm gunna turn off the lights and hope I die in my sleep. Night.
>>712258337
sleep tight.
Gotta go.
>>712257901
Again?
>>712257629
Did you ever go to a room like kitchen or bathroom and forget what you wanted to do there when you arrive?
>>712257730
Sure thing, but it's just mine.
killing self anyway brb
>>712258496
sometimes, yeah. see you later.
>>712258544
noooooo
>>712255478
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>>712258853
>>>/facebook/
Who are you even
>>712259272
if you're asking that then I've mistook you for someone else.
Don't be sad. I'm a much better Spike
at drinking
Amateur Only good stuff :) http://www.xgirls.site/
dubs and i eat the net waifus ass
![Syndra [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJKbVkh.png "Syndra [256].png")
>>712261652
Good morning.
bump
>>712261770
What a gif.
>>712262614
its an animated iamge
Ohayou
>>712263263
Oh thanks.
What a cute
>>712263284
Morning.
gimme dat money its caturday bitches
>>712263418
How are you today?
>>712263770
Bored, did nothing.
How about you?
>>712263741
I'm afraid there's been a Spike in poverty.
I forgot that life is is good because it has me in it.
>>712263936
Just woke up. Gonna die around in bed for an undetermined amount of time
>>712264172
Kitty!
>>712264172
Is so*
カラミチーマス
>>712264172
Chen is good.
>>712264214
Sounds good, I do that at night, so right now.
Okay, I'm back
>>712264456
Thinking about getting up now actually. Kept waking up every hour or so for the past 4. >>712264926
Welcome back person
>>712264964
That's the warmest welcome I've gotten all day
Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
>>712264964
I'm shit at getting out of bed.
>wake up at 10am
>check clock
>'10 more minutes'
>wake up at 2pm
>headache
>hungry
>dehydrated
>fuck
>>712265163
Fence?
>>712265391
Because it was disabled.
>>712265500
I was going to say that it's dad abandoned it at the young but impressionable age of 8 permanently emotionally scarring the chicken that it had no motivation or intention of continuing to cross the 'road' that is life, so it fucking killed itself.
>>712265500
Where have you been? Did you get stuck in an orange juice bath or something?
I claim Mothra.
Fear me.
Claim
>>712265621
That's a pretty good answer though.
>>712265776
Life just sorta caught up to me and i lost interest in posting here.
>>712265802
no u
>posting through steam browser so images might be quite random
>>712265155
Is this Rei?
>>712265339
I'm not, because I generally can't wait to get out of it
>>712265964
Another option was:
Because they force feed chickens and they are too large to move without intervention
>>712266084
Yep, that is indeed Rei.
And so is her... and her... and her too... and that other one as well.
>>712266084
Yeah, I can't complain. Sleeping always sucks one way or the other, either can't get enough or can't get out of it.
>>712265802
>>712266084
What if it just preferred to stay on the 1 side of the road?
>>712266852
What, is it some sort of faggot?
>>712266958
yes
>>712265964
yes mi.
>>712266614
You can't read that shit.
And if you can you need a hobby.
>>712265964
I know that feel. I had to post a picture of Rem's legs and it took about five tries before success
>>712267615
At least i don't have to play windowed like with some games. Don't you have filenames to make picking easier?
>>712267748
I usually post on phone now, but when I did do computer, it was always "rem(insert number)"
As for you, I guess you know what everything is
>>712266316
I couldn't tell in the first picture :(
>>712266458
It is also not refreshing, so barely worth doing at all.
It's not for the insanity that comes if you don't sleep, I wouldn't do it
>>712266852
That's a lame chicken then
>>712267615
More legs
Everyone post legs
>>712267940
>>712267887
I still have a bit of trouble with finding images in steam. There's some images in my Jenny folder that don't have names or are too vague.
>>712267940
That's why i prefer the canonical answer of "Because it was disabled".
>>712267940
>very few jenny leg art
![Syndra [177].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mQkNTpj.jpg "Syndra [177].jpg")
>>712267940
>>712267940
>>712267940
I always feel like shit waking up. I would rather be able to take like one hour naps 4 times a day.
I don't got legs to share...
>>712268080
>9/10, more focused on the feet but still nice
>>712268239
Disabled in what way though? Not every disability would prevent it from crossing the street
>7/10, kind of cyborgy
>yes I realise Jenny is a robot
>>712268283
>9/10 bordering on lewd
>>712268347
>10/10 , Kyouko legs a best
>>712268377
That's how I intend to live if I ever get a NEET life
>truly a fate worse than death
>>712268239
It kinda bugs me too that you aren't allowed to have a spray of 2 MB or higher.
>>712268752
i don't know. The song only says it was disabled.
https://youtu.be/AeqRj-bYIzc?t=17s
>Nothing wrong with cyborg legs
>>712268913
Sprays? You mean like in Tf2?
>>712267615
This is probably the only legs pic
>>712269076
Tagged wrong person
>>712267940
>>712267940
Oh? I don't really see how she doesn't look like Rei in that pic
>>712267940
>>712269073
Hell yeah. You play?
>>712268752
Truly, this is what hell is.
No waifu, no legs, no hugs.
>>712269692
From time to time. I mostly play OW though.
>tfw my spray folder mostly consists of smug anime faces or Jenny
>i always salute it before a match starts
>Do this for good luck every match
>>712269708
I once messed up Sushi like that. It was also a assessment in my food class.
>>712269914
Make onigiri you scrub. Shit's cray.
>>712269914
I once messed up a sandwich in class
Bumper
>>712255478
claimed
>>712271235
We don't get a huge amount of horse fuckers here.
>>712271490
Last horse claimer we got was banned I'm pretty sure. Pretty nice guy too.
>>712272059
It's funny how that rule gets enforced more often than the flooding rule.
>>712269914
Hello Beep Boop. Been a while.
Still no orange juice?
I would like some orange juice right now..
>>712272964
A gas of jews?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYQLCBXk--I
>>712273053
That too.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712272964
I got some vitamin c tablets. Nice orange taste.
>>712273071
Alice.
>>712273149
I will just make fresh orange juice, easy as hell, you just need a juicer or whatever you call those things and some oranges. I will get a kilo and make some juice. Yeah I should do that. See you in a bit.
>>712273071
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EptSSXNHIfg
>>712273121
Hello 幸
>>712273335
It was okay. Not really the kind of thing I listen to.
If I'm going for instrumentals, I generally listen to classical
>>712273694
おはようアリス
>>712273861
Are you just waking up?
>>712273213
You!
>>712273327
It's not that I can't. I'm just tired, lazy, and a bit sick. So some pills and water and off to sleep hopefully.
>>712273694
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vCHREyE5GzQ
The cello part is fun as.
>>712273927
Oh well, have a good sleep then. Hope you get better.
>>712273927
Why are you still awake? What's keeping you awake?
>>712273980
Cello legit makes me jizz
>>712273917
yes
>>712273980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E6xou57xOo
>>712274043
Were you up really late?
>>712274035
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mGQLXRTl3Z0
>>712274103
i was up untill like 6am
>>712274025
Will try.
>>712274035
A few reasons. Major one being I just got home half an hour ago.
>>712274152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BbpNukE8yY
>>712274164
>
https://youtu.be/rtemrZ7-pj0
>>712274307
Fokn wot? Why were you out so late?
>>712274314
because i am the real king
>>712274035
Double bass > cello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqWLSe0FS0I
>>712274399
But real autists go to sleep at a reasonable time
>>712274482
I am inclined to disagree. The cello produces a much richer sound that sends tingles down my spine
>>712274482
If you're a god at double bass, maybe. If you aren't this guy, cello is better.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QgZ_-f7pVk4
>>712274600
It's fun, too
>>712274315
Wow someone other than me is a Rei fag
>>712274363
Work! Surely you can't have forgotten that!
>>712274600
real kings don't, false king
>>712274810
I thought you finished a while ago
>>712274817
w/e Sacho
>>712274721
She's too pure for earthly desires like those of sexual nature.
>>712274882
good
now make me poutine fgt
Good morning all!
>>712275093
Good afternoon
>>712274882
Nope. About an hour ago now.
>>712275093
You seem happy. Special day?
>>712275090
Why would I do that? I'm not going to eat anything for the next 8 hours
>>712275172
Hm
It's my birthday. Someone wish me a happy birthday.
>>712275220
Which Tomoko is this
>>712275252
The only one that uses NS
>>712275172
Did you die on the highway?
Are you currently kill?
>>712275220
GAY IS NOT OK
>>712275182
Oh nothing
>>712275165
It's not afternoon
>>712275214
why not?
false kings need to eat bb
>>712275220
happy birthday you piece of shit who never erps with me
>>712275220
hap birfdey :^D
how it feel 2 be 15 finaly :^3?
>>712275332
It is in England
>>712275282
We are talking to a ghost. This is Occultic;Nine all over again.
>>712275332
Eh, I'm not gay but I don't hate people who are.
>>712275335
Haha!
>>712275382
Feh. That was only 12 years ago.
>>712275281
I'm still not sure which that is
>>712275335
Real kings don't, which is why I'm not
>>712275214
What?
>>712275282
Yes. Boo!
>>712275441
>>712275496
You might have brain issues.
>>712275482
Happy 10th birthday then ::: ^ D
>>712275441
how many english did it take to change a lightbulb?
>>712275496
but bb how are you going to be a king without eating anything?
>>712275534
why is your timezone australia
and also in the wrong format
it should be DD/MM/YYYY
>>712275528
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>712275332
It's usually that you come in here saying some shit about our waifus. Guess that's different
>>712275608
with a piggyback from america
>>712275535
I thought this was already established?
>>712275608
Because I don't need to
It isn't, and I can't be arsed to change it
>>712275534
Go to sleep
>>712275608
One
