Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>712255478
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
doot
Mako is a ghost now. ok.
Claim
カラミチーマス
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712275869
100% alive as of right now
>>712275969
Did sachi go to prison?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n2UMxbxha8
>>712275875
BOO! X2
>>712276168
HOLY SHIT!! Don't scare me like that!
>>712276259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnpHW1Z-ttc
>>712276301
How is life going so far?
>>712276039
いいえ、デッド
>>712276092
no
>>712276390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7IMmsRGRpA
>>712275969
幸わ 死んでいる
>>712276490
Why does it look like it then?
>>712276791
Because your dad never came back.
>>712276663
ご冥福を祈ります
>>712276791
i don't know :o
>>712276838
I know he didn't but that's got nothing to do with it
>>712276852
You should know your waifu more
>>712276439
I'm alive. Not much more to be said about it right now though
>>712276490
あなたは
>>712276537
I liked that, he has a very smooth voice
>>712276852
はい
わたしわ してます
>tfw I know minimal japanese but google translate my dick off
>>712276975
i'm trying to know my wife more
>>712277081
いいえ、アリスのデッド
>>712277173
いい
私も翻訳を使用することができます
>>712277403
真実 :(
>>712277431
Some phrases I know.
わたしわ お沈沈 大好き
This means, "I am forever grateful for you."
>>712277606
But google translate says "I love sinking"
>>712277711
Apple autocorrected it to お沈沈
It's phonetically the same to おちんちん
Thanks Steve.
claim
>>712278279
私はniggersを嫌う
>>712278279
私はクソなユートを憎む
Such an elegant language
Jews
>>712278316
Ok
>>712278379
What's a uto and why do you hate fucking it?
>>712278576
Just translating english shittily into translate.
ウイフヘフジヒヒチチェヒヒオアドヒオイジョスルグ
I just hit my keyboard for this one
>>712278743
ヒッラーは何も間違っていませ
>>712279138
He literally IS nothing wrong
お父さんは私を強姦し、私はそれが好きだった
>>712278712
Jibril counterpart?
>>712279381
私はウェイフスを変更したい
>>712279783
安らかに眠る
you wouldn't
Is this a Google Translate competition or something?
>>712279912
私のワイフはたわごとです
I might
>>712280078
I love you, Flan.
>>712280078
FUCK OFF YOU'RE NOT ELITE ENOUGH
>>712280119
I love you too ^w^
>>712280127
Hello, Telegram called, they want their elitism back.
>>712280115
Well shit
おやすみ
3:30 a m
>>712280238
I just want to snuggle you in my arms and never let you go. <2
>>712280350
Just for you I will post as Flan for now. <3
<4
<5
<6
>>712280462
Aww, you're so adorable! Please never stop being this cute. I love you so much!
<1.6x10(^-35)
>>712280705
This is less fun when there are greasy weebs watching us.
>>712280764
kek'd
>>712280239
Goodnight
>>712280819
I want to see Flan at her cutest! Is this possible?
>>712280825
klonata
>>712281055
This I guess.
>
>>712281084
allice
>>712281165
who is this? :o
>>712281262
1 guess
>>712281135
Can Flan please give me a hug? I want to hold you dearly.
>>712281313
that's all I need :o
why don't you just make copies of thes same picture so you can always post?
>>712281262
nice
>>712281262
That wasn't me...
"good" morning people
>>712281384
I could use pics but i'm lazy
>>712281452
Good afternoon
>>712281315
>I want to hold you dearly
ITT: fat man children virgins pretending to be/date cartoon characters
>>712281315
Stop crying.
>>712281658
Is someone jealous they're not receiving any internet love?
-hugs tightly-
>>712281407
is this slachi or allice? :o
>>712281485
just don't too lazy to eat
>>712281387
as ice
>>712281658
let them roleplay
>>712281658
>and retarded shit posters who will never make a difference
>I want to hold you dearly
>>712281711
This is Alice
>>712281711
I'm eating a burger in front of my pc
>>712281568
hello faceless anon
>inb4 konota ya dingus
>>712281840
from where?
>>712281799
>>712281799
but slachi used to have that name :o
>I want to hold you dearly
Cheeto eating neckbeard virgin talking to a cartoon character
>>712281799
and
>>712281851
Tomoyo ya goober
>>712281880
The shop
>>712281880
But he didn't have a trip
>>712281883
?
>>712281976
i did ya dingus
>>712281851
it's konata ya dingus
>>712281976
what's a trip? :o
I'm new to these threads
>>712281935
which shop?
>>712282073
klonata is a dingus
>>712282073
:^) there it is
>>712282073
New phone,who this? :o
>>712281935
oh hey yoyo
*hugs*
>>712282073
>konota
>new
wew
>>712282170
Konata is the newest to this thread :o
>>712282073
The co-op
>>712282170
*Hugs back*
>>712282113
slachi :o
>>712282132
klonata is this
where? :(
>>712282170
I've never heard of konota, must be new
I was the one who brought Klonata here. I am the oldest most elitist oldfag.
>>712282258
What's a konata :o
Right there
>>712282211
i'm old
get out of my thread you newfag :o
>>712282258
klonata :o
初音ミクは私のものです
>>712282342
literally who
>>712282211
>>712282238
>>712282258
why are you not posting your beloved waifus
>you must not love her
>>712282422
He's a fag, ignore him
>>712282428
kys
>>712282428
See
>>712281485
>>712282422
who're you i'm new
>>712282428
didn't you know everyone here is just a avatarfag
>>712282342
Bitch I'm older than you
>>712282472
You are that retarded meany right? I thought so.
>>712282422
someone.
>>712282715
no u r not
>>712282472
oh hey its the bunny slut from last night
>>712282507
laziness is no reason to disregard your waifu
>>712282575
>avatar fags
>not posting avatars
Asian girls > Anime girls
Especially nips
>>712282895
my point was that they don't actually care about their "waifu" because they just use them as avatars
who is konota? :o
>>712282875
>i love Flan so much
>only gonna post Flan now
>posts Vasili
Opinion disregarded
>>712282895
>implying I ever act slutty in thread
Nice meme friend
>>712282994
a cute
>>712282895
I'm not disregarding her
>mfw half the world now plays pokemon
>mfw pokemon releases next ween in shitrope
>mfw friend of mine got pokemon already cause she works in gamestop
>mfw I still don't work at gamestop due to still the same shitty boss who doesn't have a sound reason to not hire me
>>712282994
i think its some autistic person who posted his dick a few times
>>712283027
:^) nice name you gave him.
>>712282989
that's just blasphemy !!!!
>>712283027
I saw your gangbang pic
>>712283072
not now you arent
>he's a generic characters
>doesn't realise Nero is a better character
>not getting a joke
Not worth the (You)
>>712283359
>implying I posted it
I don't even have lewds of Alice, because I'm not an animal
>>712283359
I never was
>>712283077
happy birthday!!!! :D
>>712283133
eww what a gross dick :o
>>712283525
your actions speak louder than your words yoyo
>>712283487
>implying it matters if you posted it or not
>every waifu is slutty bc of r34
>>712283692
Did I tell you when my birthday was? I can't remember... But thank you, regardless
...
>>712283732
But my words are my actions
>>712283850
Hey Chara. Flan fucker here. Got a husbando so now I am ultra heretic like Uta/CC. How was your day?
>>712283692
i think its sexy :o
>>712283930
no words are just hollow
>>712283850
I remembered and made a note for myself
I got pokemon on the midnight release, there was a bunch of weebs
but I didn't have a ds so I bought one, but now I need an sd card so I'm going later today
>>712283958
I think yours is sexy
wish I could see it though :o
>>712284000
Depends what words. Nice trips though
>>712283732
>implying people being animals means she's a slut
>willingly posts lewds of Tali almost every day
You're part of the problem
Please go
>>712283892
You woke up I see
>>712284165
nah what depends is what actions follow the words. that's what determines what is hollow and what is not.
>I got 0 trips while stating something was hollow
I feel like shit.
Wish I never woke up.
Let me wake up from this crazy nightmare. Please.
>>712284296
Well i'm posting my waifu now
>>712283954
Shit. My alarm didn't go off, so I'm one hour late for uni. When I'm there I find out I missed nothing and everything we're doing now is just something we should've known for the entrance exam. But one hour less uni time.
Get on my way home, don't arrive earlier at home since fucking busses drive every two hours. So I either go home for an hour or wait an hour for my bus.
When I check my phone friend of mine who works at gamestop rubs it in and tells me she already has pokemon which is supposed to be released next week in fucking europe and not yesterday on my birthfay
besides hat it's okay
>>712284023
oh, I see
>there was a bunch of weebs at the midnight release
like yourself?
Isn't a SD card with the DS?
>>712284421
Sorry Madotsuki, this is real life
>>712284421
kill yourself then you fucking cry baby
>>712284421
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>712284489
I'm not a weeb
I have a girlfriend :o
and it was used since the only game I'll play is pokemon
>>712284489
Well that is fucking dumb. Good to see you still haven't killed yourself though.
>>712284580
i thought you had sex with your boyfriend every day :o
>>712284490
I will if you watch my stream on 9:00 PM PST today.
Hope to see you there.
>>712284458
that's what I said >>712283359
>>712284273
all waifus are sluts m8. may as well enjoy/show her off.
>>712284827
don't fucking troll me faggot
>>712284726
I do but he died lol
you can be my boyfriend :o
Pussy Anihilator reporting in
>>712284894
Nigga, Miku ain't no slut.
>>712284942
i thought that guy with the waifu with the weird eyes was your boyfriend :o
QOTT: Which anon do you hate the most?
>tali, because he's autistic af
>>712284580
Being a weeb and having a girlfriend can go together ya know
>It was used
oh, that makes sense
>>712284601
Hahaha, why would I kill myself?
>shoves pills back into the drawer
>>712284894
Let's stop talking about it then. How are you?
>>712284956
>miku is a huge fucking slut
>>712285035
Nice ass, Chara
>>712285035
>>712285034
Myself, tsunyun, shino or shiro
>>712285035
>Being a weeb and having a girlfriend can go together ya know
it still shocks me how people can't grasp this
>>712285078
eh I'm having a lazy day today. may go ice skating later tho
>>712285034
>>712285185
Or moka
>>712285034
Alice :o
Sachi :o
>>712284985
He has Alzheimers :(
>>712285035
my girlfriend is a weeb though
and yeah it was the 2DS, I just wanna play pokemon
but I might get mario maker
>>712285113
DELET
THIS WAS SHOPPED
>>712285034
I hate konata and Sachoo :o
QOTT: who's the most hated anon?
>tali ofc
>>712285303
Mr. cothran or esdeath
I'm going to walmart be back later :o
>>712285296
im tsuklasa
not slacho
>>712285247
Who has Alzheimers?
I'm 18 you fucking retard.
>>712285344
Don't talk shit about Mister Cothran. He just wants his students to behave, but we invaded his threads :(
>>712285034
that false king aliceu
>>712285247
oh :(
hope he gets better :o
>>712285303
klonata
>>712285255
then why are they're so many?
>>712285438
>>712285136
Nice dick faggot?
>>712285177
But the most fundamental right a person has is to kill oneself. No one was asked if they wanted to live.
>>712285242
It's like something radically forbidden
also how are you waifu machine?
>>712285247
See? Being a weeb and having a bf/gf is possible. And Mario Maker... never played it
>>712285303
Don't know. I don't like Chen
>>712285466
Shopped and/or fictitious encounters
She only loves my sweaty gaijin dick
>>712285551
CRAWWWLLLLLIIIINGGGGGG IN MMMAAAAHHH SKKKKIIINNNN
hug me yuno
hug me sacho
>>712285551
Like if a weeb goes to japan.
Nip girls love gaijin cock because its exotic
>>712285303
>>712285034
>tries twice to get people to say me
>fails both times
I love you guys
>>712285551
nice almost quads
me and my wife actually met at anime expo and spent our "dating" years watching anime and playing vidya. still do today tbh but now we have work.
>>712285682
heyo tsunny D
>>712285754
wat
no i just said i don't like u o:
>>712285185
What did I ever do to you anon?
>>712285754
ey Tali, how's the weekend treating you?
>>712285754
Dont' flatter yourself. I just hate other people more than you
>>712285678
I never actually listened to that song or to linkin park in general
Is there some hidden meme behind this song?
>>712285746
Well, can't blame them, it's a lot more fun if you have at least an average sized dick
>>712285754
Sounds nice. My uncle and his wife got to know each other over mario kart online
>>712285902
I don't know. Forget i said it
>>712286026
I never forget
>>712285242
Sounds like fun
>>712285423
He should find a different way than letting them on here and breaking rule 2
>>712286006
Linkin Park is for cool emo kids who like running away from home and cutting their wrists. Sounds like you :^)
>>712285882
>n-nu I wasn't hating I swear ^_^
it's ok anon i love you too
>>712285902
eh lazily so far, may go ice skating later
>>712285960
bitch i'm adorable ^_^ and you love me >>712286006
cool I did the online thing as a kid but it never seemed to become face to face.
>>712286079
Sorry. Luckily you don't know who i am so it's fine
Sorry guys, i passed out last night
>>712286121
On real or artificial ice?
I heard some states already have snow and shit so it might be real
>>712286213
rather cowardly don't you agree
not that I care, there are plenty of people who don't like me
>>712286119
Oh yeah, I forgot. I was the quota emo lgbt SJW in here gotta step it up and start cutting my wrists yo I can meet your standards
>>712286121
I would like to meet some people I know from games but not to start a relationship
>>712286214
good morning then faggot
QOTT: Who is the most autistic anon here?
>>712286121
I was hating
I just was emphasising how much i hate you
>>712286337
Alice
>>712286337
Sachi or me
>>712286317
I agree but like i said it doesn't matter. I hope we can be friends or at least not talking like this
>>712286337
Sachi
>>712286325
Good morning.
>>712286337
I am the biggest loser on the beach.
>>712286447
who are you? :o
image.jpg bb?
I'm still pissed at the new filesize limit.
Thanks Hiroshimoot.
>>712286325
Happy birthday.
>>712286447
You confuse me anon
Since I don't know who you are I'll probably be nice to you either way but always fun to know I deal with two faced shit heads
>>712286317
i live in orange county so indoor artificial...although it's still frozen water so it's also real ice too
>>712286325
true that some of the people online I would never date but totally friend
>>712286424
I "hate" you too anon
>>712286214
it's ok. you're cute when you sleep >>712286498
hey no you aren't
>>712286575
agreed, limits are stupid
>>712286592
>>712286498
>I am the biggest loser on the beach
That's not autism!
Did you sleep well?
>>712286575
Thank you Ruri.
>>712286622
exactly. I'm sure that I can become friends with some guys. And having friends is always good.
>>712286622
>orange county
I'm sorry I'm not familiar with American slang for states
Meh it's not the real deal so not as much fun
You good at ice skating?
Sorry I can't stay. I am playing League with shino, Yun, and garde
>>712286744
Bby
>>712286690
I LOVE YOU!
>>712286743
Decimal point. Only one dot
>>712286622
Thanks, you are cute too.
>>712286690
Thanks for asking, yes for the most part. How about you?
For all: How's you guy's mornings been? Anybody doing anything cool right now?
>>712286934
Wrong
>>712286744
i just started but i have the basics
orange county is southern california
>>712286743
>pic related
80>30
>>712286936
*blushes and hugs*
>>712286325
Well, they don't stop cutting and they don't stop cutting, fed to the rules and I hit the ground running, didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
HEY NOW! YOU'RE A FAGGOT AND YOU ARE SOMETHING AND SOMETHING, YEAH!
HEY NOW! YOU'RE EDGY AS FUCK, GET YOUR RAZOR AND GO CUT!
>>712287070
posted wrong pic for answer
>>712287070
>>>>712286995
You can't make an 8 with a 2. You would need white squares...
Unless the 8 is as retarded as you are
>>712286537
I'm me
>>712286614
I said sorry and now i'm trying to be nice. It's not like you'll talk to me anyway since nobody does
You're all a disgrace...
>>712286893
who are you?
>>712286936
I'm doing fine, having fun in this thread and playing Mobius Final Fantasy
>>712287083
>>712287083
>
>>712287204
kek
>>712286936
Slow day here, got all my business taken care of. Now I'm just passing time until the boxing fight tonight. A perfect excuse to grill out this evening.
>>712287135
see>>712287099
>faggot thinks you can't make an 8 out of a 2
>>712287266
Chara I was just in the mood to type in some shit lyrics from a really nice song.
>>712286934
Hi Fran.
>>712286936
Morning? More like evening but it is good. Doing nothing fun. Maybe going to go for a smoke.
>>712286936
Just woke up. Working a shift that is basically free money. I get to sit on my ass for 6 hours. Starts in 3 hours.
>>712287393
That's not an 8 retard
>>712287552
>being this autistic
>>712287646
>is autistic enough to think >>712287099 is an 8
>>712287455
And I was just in the mood in using a picture I've never used before
>>712287737
being so autistic you don't even know what autism is.
>it has to be this way or it isn't an 8
>>712287266
Nothing like a good morning and some good vidya
>>712287327
Buisness as in work or just chores around the house?
>>712287455
Eh, guess you're right, 1pm is past noon. Nevertheless though.
>>712287544
Oh that's cool. Wish I had a comfy job like that, I only work at a banquet center, so its not like I can conplain about having a hard job.
>>712287835
I like you, you are silly. I will post a pic I never posted before too then.
>>712287929
That's not an 8, that's a 5 year old drawing a fish
And you clearly have a learning disability, Mr Cothran has a place for you in his classroom
>>712286934
Oh, you mean this solution that uses a decimal and all four dots?
>>712287952
Please stop with pretending to be retarded. People live on different sides of the planet. It is 9:13 pm for me so I will say evening.
>>712287976
This should be Poolfield 3 Gensokyo Company
Sometimes I just need a reason to use pics I never used before
>>712287952
I aggree. Damn, I wish I could play FF XIV again
>>712288054
>more autism
you rode the short bus didn't you?
>>712288072
*uses two decimals.
>>712287952
Its one shift at a place I'll be spending most of December at. I hate the place.
>>712288239
What part of what I said is autistic?
The part where I pointed out that things actually have to look like what they are to be accepted by anyone other than the retard who made it?
>Can't get to sleep despite laying around doing nothing for a few hours
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712288148
Oh, ok. I assumed everyone was within a couple hours difference in America, sorry.
>>712288384
Oh, nevermind then, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that.
>>712287952
Chores/errands, got the grocery shopping out the way. Now grilled meat and perhaps a drink or two await me this evening. As a bonus I get to be lazy on a football Sunday again as well.
Vidya is good any time of day, though I get most of my gaming in late night after everyone's asleep now.
>>712288384
Money alright at this particular place?
>>712287204
I just got home I knew the answer :(
>>712285417
I love you :o
>>712288588
>triple doubles
Here's (you)r REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712288608
Nah it's ok.
>>712288588
GO TO BED!
>>712288446
>if it doesn't look exactly like the one example I have accepted as an 8 then it's not an 8
autism at it's finest m8
Pokemon really knows how to avoid asking for your gender :o
>>712289037
>Tfw you don't have your copy of Moon yet.
>>712289037
It doesn't just ask you if you are a boy or girl anymore?
>>712289037
are you a loli or a shota? :o
>>712289037
I just checked the release date table
>Australia
>18 Nov
>North America
18 Nov
>Japan
18 Nov
>South Korea
18 Nov
>Mother fucking Europe
23 Nov
Who was the fucker?
Who was the fucker that decided that?
>>712288660
Its extra hours. Given all places are quiet due to being on campus I need all the hours I can get.
>>712288608
Ill live. I just wont like it.
>>712289148
>>712289156
>which picture of you would you like me to use?
>>712289129
go get it ya dingus :o
>>712289212
Japs hate Europe :(
>>712289279
:o
>>712289212
europe always gets it a week afterwards :(
WHO THE FUCK SLEEPS WITH SHOES ON?!
>>712289366
:o
'Morning.
>11:30 AM
>>712289433
WHO WEARS SHOES INSIDE THERE HOUSE?
>>712289279
Apparently
>>712289366
And it's pissing me off so much
I already avoided half the internet since some fuckers pirated Pokemon already and are posting Spoilers everywhere
but now?
Spoilers everywhere would be an understatement!
>>712288711
Delicious (You)s.
>>712288723
I LAID IN BED FOR 3 HOURS AND AM NO MORE TIRED THAN WHEN I LAID DOWN!
>>712289037
>Excited as fuck for the last 2
>Nothing for this one
Just tell me, is there a new Eeveelution?
>>712289521
1230pm
>>712289536
Do you leave your shoes outside in the rain? :o
>>712289575
I would ship you a copy if I could ;-;
>>712289433
the same kind of people who listen to music with their earbuds above 50%.
>>712289521
go back 6 hours senpai
we need lewd hours
>>712289575
i haven't even seen any of the new pokemon yet :o
>>712289684
no i take them off near the door inside :o
>>712289648
I don't know I haven't been watching all the spoilers :o
>>712289279
I can't do it right this moment, with this current sickness I have, all it is is sharp headaches after another.
>>712289648
>New Eeveelution?
No.
>>712289212
Europe only gets it a week late because they released X and Y a week early.
>>712289767
good wearing your shoes indoors is for animals
>>712289728
fuck you
>>712289819
video games and sex cures sickness :o
>>712289620
Shit waifu/10
>>712289684
Don't need it, I already preordered
>>712289648
Not that I know of. Also hey there
>>712289767
well then, good for you.
>>712289819
Well why only now and not with ORAS?
>>712289786
Then I don't even know if I'll care for it.
>>712289819
Then I'll save my excitement for when there is.
>>712289868
Hey Chara. What's new?
>>712289865
I must courteously decline your brash advances, anon.
THE NEW PROFESSOR IS HOT
>>712289920
do you play competitively?
who the hell cares about the eevees? lol
>>712290014
who is this? :o
>>712289620
Oh hi Rei
>>712289433
Me -_-
>>712289684
Either way, I'm sleepyyyy.
>>712289767
>
>>712289920
Just me being more easily provoked than it's the normal case
Trigger words include:
Pokémon
Pokemon
Pokemon
Pokemon and last but not least
Pokemon
So, how are you?
>>712290080
please don't do this
>>712290138
but it's morning, did you stay up all night? :o
>>712290184
digimon
>>712289868
They did it with ORAS as well.
>>712289920
Well, I guess the only new thing Eevee related is that Eevee gets its own Z-stone.
>>712289865
Yeah, no. With this sickness, literally anything could tire me out.
>>712290054
>who the hell cares about the eevees?
This.
>>712289868
No she isn't.
>>712290068
Salutations.
>>712290138
Sup Yuuko, sorry I passed out last night. Did you get any sleep?
>>712290222
eat chicken noodle soup :o
>>712290228
roll
>>712290217
REEE
oh wait, that's alright
>>712290222
Then why agaaaain?!
>Who the hell cares about eevees?
Well excuse me!
>>712290228
Yes she is!
Claimed
>>712290217
Went to be at 3-something AM, talking to people on /waifu/ like a faggot.
>>712290316
Oh, hey~. It's okay, don't worry. Glad you got some sleep, though!
Just to clarify, are you the one that sent me music?
>>712290373
roll?
>>712290388
Citation needed.
>>712290522
Ya, sorry if it was shit. I'm pretty new to it.
>>712290054
>Competitively
I have never played a game to legit be competitive. I play for fun, and my shtick is full Eevees.
>I actually have a few Sylveon plushies, as well as a Gardevior plushy and some cups.
>>712290184
RIP Triggers
Decent enough. Throat's a bit sore and I can't sleep, but what else is new, right?
>>712290222
Z....Stone...? The fuck is that?
>Talkin shit bout muh Eevees
REEEEEEEE
>>712290649
competitive is fun though
and people make full eevee teams competitively
they're mostly troll/gimmicky though
>>712290590
wrong rei :(
>>712290522
like a dingus :o
>>712290217
I already did it