ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
I want a girlfriend that would pretend to be my waifu at least once a week.
>>712255196
whats the dif?
>>712255367
One is a fictional character. I imagine anyone outside cosplayers may be put off by the idea or think they aren't enough.
>>712255620
Well that kind of sucks.
Do you take it up the ass?
>>712255620
Great bait m8, wonder how many spergs will get triggered from this
i go into pedo threads just to report all the pictures
>>712255790
Literally Hitler.
frosted butts
bmp
I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister
>>712255465
Get the fuck outta my face with that shit you fruitcake
>>712256354
You lucky
I make babys cry on propose
>>712255029
New meth addiction
Slowly taking over my life
I just hinted to my trap cousin that I wanna do shit again soon.
as a straight guy, i like experiencing with anal
>>712257833
I heard that stuff isn't good for you
i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.
>>712255029
My best friens mom, sucked my dick when i was 19. Till this day, ive never told a single soul and the same with her.
>>712257972
>straight guy
>anal
Pick one faggot
my mother's friend tried to car me in the back of my father's friend.
>>712255620
Fake/10
>>712256354
Try harder/10
>>712257997
Nah, no you didn't
Do people even try to be honest in these fucking threads anymore?
>>712258182
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME YOU FAGGOT
>>712258182
>Nah, no you didn't
I've grown up in a christian family and gone to church for a long time. I have lots of christian friends who think i'm a very strong christian. But I don't believe it and always find heaps of flaws in the bible. Don't have the heart to tell people because i'm scared I would lose so much of my life.
>>712257833
Break that Glass
Stop
>>712258182
I do. I'm a 27 year old kissless virgin who still lives at home with no friends.
>>712255029
I payed $50 for a handjob from a cute Japanese girl in Tokyo's red light district. I've been with my GF for 6 years and never even considered cheating until presented with that opportunity. It was pretty good, but eh I'm done now, satisfied with my relationship.
>>712258394
nah. eat shit faggot.
>>712258394
>break the glass
judging by his container thing, he already did that.
im in my mid 20's and havent had sex because im insecure im my penis size....
>>712258371
It's all based on a book that someone wrote and has been changed plenty of times. It's up to an individual and what makes sense to them, and if your family and friends don't love you for it then they're breaking one of the most important commandments. Just be a good person and try to make a difference.
>>712258324
UH OH! TRIGGERED!!!!!!!
>>712255029
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.
>>712257833
Please stop anon you have people who don't want to see you destroy your life from meth find another path.
>>712258371
I'm in a very similar boat. Grown up in a christian family, christian friends, everything. Ever since I graduated highschool a few years ago (which was also a private christian highschool), I just haven't felt like I can honestly say I 100% believe in it anymore. I can't just throw it all away though, it's really hard for me to just give up something I've known my entire life. There are moments where I still believe in it, but other times I just feel like an outsider because I'm not the happy, moral christian everyone thinks I am.
>>712258074
Lucky bastard.
Similar here when I was 15 my cousin and I had a casual relationship she was 28. Hated her husband ended up divorcing him. Continued to see her until I was 17 then she moved to CA where she became a professional BDSM 'fetish model'. Today she makes 6-figure income whipping, trampling and humiliating rich married guys on the down-low. (pic not here but is what she does)
>>712255029
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls
>>712258945
Copypasta lame as fuck
Guy who posted obviously a cuck
>>712258872
Yeah, im still shocked he actually sucked my dick. shit was epic.
how did you go about with hooking up with your cousin?
>>712258182
>ITT: People in denial over information they can't deal with.
>>712257833
Quit that shit before its too late man
>>712258371
Same here. Grew up in a repressive xian environment. Made friends with this other dude felt the same way. It's all a load of crap and mind control. Best thing I ever did was leave home an go to college. Feels like I was let out of prison or escaped from a psych ward I was trapped in with dozens of crazy people..
i assfuck my gf who is a heavy sleeper almost every night. I use my saliva as lube and her asshole has become considerably larger than before. It just slides inside. The only problem with doing it is i have to nudge her onto her side and makes me often tired for work.
>>712255029
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.
>>712258945
Look, copypasta
This one is so annoying
Stop posting it please
i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"
i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....
browsing the porn section
see this
"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"
and then the description
"Tiny 5 foot nothing <HER> sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"
and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.
i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.
seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her
>>712255029
I can believe it's not butter
>>712255029
Wir besitzen alle sekrete.
>>712258933
>>712258945
>>712259511
Nice haiku
>>712255620
Literally my friends situation.
I don't really talk to him anymore.
>>712258182
That's a secret
I want something else to get me through this -- How should i put it -- "semi-charmed" kind of life
My secret is my sister. I fantasize about her a lot and take creepshots. Sadly there's not much I can do that wouldn't ruin the family relationship or get me in trouble.
I'm slowly taking over her mind a little bit more every day.
She fully believes I am her true, biological father. She wants to marry me and have my children believing this.
>>712255029
Drug addict, over a decade now, opiates. Mostly pills but sometimes H. Except for the one or two people I use with or buy from, no one knows. Not my friends or family.
>>712259118
She would call me over to do odd shit around her house like vacuum the carpets, clean up her garage an toss shit out in the trash, rake leaves or cut the grass, but mostly clean her pool with the skimmer. I was kind of like her YardBoy/Houseboy. Found out when I was outside cleaning her pool walking around the apron in my cargo pants and tee shirt she was watching me from her room an finger-frigging herself, finally called me in one day she was wearing swimwear, went swimming together, did some horseplay, laid in the sun etc. Eventually she brought me inside an she blew me while I was on the couch. (her hubby was away on business would travel alot) Admit I was scared but eventually settled into a pattern, when she divorced him I was there like 3x per week doing stuff for her and we'd have fun perfecting her kinky side which I was OK with, I had a foot fetish an she'd be in her leather teasing me on in her little 'dungeon' we'd made in a room in her basement. Today she's a Prof Dom. I'm out of college working in accounting. We still talk and share stuff online it was fun an were both OK with what went down, she needed to get away from her ex, he's someplace with some other bimbo in europe.
Bump
I believe in population control and eugenics.
Plot twist: I've fucked my sister, sucked my brother's dick and fapped to bestiality and furry porn.
Just joined, havent read the thread, ignoring children/trolls.
I have been to the place you call Area 51. It isn't called that in the military. I'll allow THREE questions about it that can be answered with a YES or NO
>>712261358
are there aliens?
>>712261358
are they fucking with the time space continuum?
>>712258371
LOL you're a faggot
When I was in year 10 or 11 (2000/2001)
I was using limewire to look for mp3s and shit...anyway I came across a particular file which was a song I wanted, the file size was reasonably larger than a standard mo3 but I thought the quality must be better or something.
Anyway I download what I thought was the song I wanted, go to open it and it wouldn't work. Check the file type and change it to a .wmv file and it starts playing a cp vid, like a very young cp vid. I watched it...a couple of times to make I was seeing this correctly, then I deleted it. Find out months later cops in the area had arrested a couple of guys for running a file sharing pedo ring and they are chasing anyone who downloaded anything...deleted everything and nothing else ever happed from there.
And that's the story of how I watched cp by mistake.
I'm a completely normal married guy except...
I regularly engage with ERP with furries with a female/futa/trap human character while my wife is at work.
>>712257997
I can't imagine 12 year olds being attractive in any shape or form.
Details? Was she into it?
>>712259966
Anyone wanna talk about this?
I am an elementary school teacher and an alcoholic. Sometimes I am drunk at work.
>>712259966
post'em
>>712261999
yeah she was into it, but was mostly innocent. we didn't even have sex.
>rough sex.
>>712258371
You're worse than the real believers, following something you feel nothing for. You remind me of my friends who are miserable.
my father used to have sex with me, and now the memories arouse me. even though i wasnt really into it most times it was happening. its probably not normal.
You'd be surprised, some girls get their grown up, woman bodies really early.
this
>>712262396
is for you>>712261999
Checked btw
>>712262292
Actually, many victims end up this way.
Many rape victims are aroused by rape related porn, look it up.
You have nothing to be ashamed of and I hope you get help and report him, he's likely hurt others.
>>712261971
Oh where?
I'm sexually attracted to my cousin. I fap to her every day and want to fuck her so bad.
>>712263007
Not bad tits
i hate my wife. she gained 50 lbs on me and i cant even look at her without being disgusted.
i fucking hate her guts.
>>712262938
f-list, duh.
I cant
Was a huge asshole and pushed everyone out of my life two years ago. After losing everything all that remains is my dog, he's the last thing keeping me going. After he passes away I'm out, gonna kill myself. Hes 3, as much as it hurts to live I hope he lives to be an old fucking dog cause I love the fuck out of him and hope he has a great life which I will do my best to provide him. Anyway idk, shit sucks and I really wish I could exit now but for the time being I'll deal with the daily pain if broken heart syndrome doesn't kill me first.
>>712262165
green text
>>712261821
No, not where I was.
>>712261891
'They' ? I don't know that
i have spent 4 years, faking and convincing people that i love, that i have a diagnosis that i do not have. I am legally diagnosed with said illness. The worst part is, i dont even know why i am doing this. I do not want attention, i do not want people to feel sorry for me.
i just want to get out of this mess, i dont know what the fuck i am doing
>>712261358
Is there any science fiction-tier shit going on down there?
>>712264289
Do you have any way to move to another town?
If you can weave such an intricate lie, the only way (to me, at least) that you'll get out of it is to make a Huge, clean break.
>>712264289
You should slowly pretend to ease out of it unless you're telling me that the diagnosis you got literally doesn't work that way.
>>712264550
Schizophrenia, and i keep telling them that i get worse. Immediately after i say this, i have a deep void of regret inside of me. Its just all so automatic, and i honestly cant control it.
>>712258945
another copy
pasta like in italy
exclamation point
>>712261358
>>712264071
>>712264151
>>712264338
I will now entertain TEN more questions, since your questions were entertaining. I'll provide information when I can.
Remember: Questions must be able to be answered with a Yes or No. My replies will have jpgs of bodypaint
>>712264678
it has gotten so bad, that i sometimes believe the lies
>>712264758
Do they hold secrets that pose a risk to humanity as we know it?
>>712264758
I will, however, put a 15 minute time limit on this. I'm not going to sit around hoping someone asks me questions. Starting Now
>>712265046
Yes.
Here's what I know: It's a weapons research facility. The prototypes are housed there.
The only building you can get into is the one that you are supposed to go to, so you can't just wander around.
There are dozens of buildings there. My guess is that it's just fighter or bomber research buildings, but I have no idea. I saw the F-117 fighter before anyone else in the US did, before Panama.
I stabbed a black kid and robbed his $40 while his friend watched. Little fucker deserved it for fucking me over. butterfly knife is still covered in his dry blood lmao
>>712265323
Okay so weapons research facility. Are some of the weapons really otherworldly?
By otherworldly I mean as in do they do really weird shit and not just the usual missiles/explosions/biochemical warfare kind of stuff.
>>712263298
Propose to go to the gym together to work on getting our of the house
>>712265572
Yes/No/I don't know........ I don't know that.
I didn't see any anti gravity or alien shit. What I saw was weapons research and mostly very boring testing to collect data.
After the tests were performed, the data was collected, then sent back to 'somewhere else'. More tests were done, more data, then repeat. Very boring but paranoid on a level you have never seen before.
>be me
>wake up
>still drunk as fuck
>wipe crust from corner of mouth
>grab a squirt
>dump it in whats left of my rum
>commence to drinking
>fuckit.jpeg
>post on /b/
>none of you faggots answer me
>hmmmm contemplate
I am going back to drinking
>>712265850
Ah that's a shame.
Are most of the alien "coverups" really just military research gone wack?
>>712265921
Well if you want us to answer you post something that needs an answer! There is NOTHING to cause a reply in your post, man! Ask a question or ask for advice or something
I had a chance to grope the ass of this really popular cosplayer one time but completely missed it.
She randomly passed by me but she walked slowly enough that I got a whiff of her (she smelled nice). I thought "holy shit she's hot" but as she's walking away I realized she had bodyguards. Then as my friend came up to me they told me that was a really popular cosplayer who's acting as a guest to the con we were at.
Worst part, I realized that I've actually fapped to her before and now I regret not sexually harassing her. Man I still really want to grope her firm ass.
I gotta big dick
>>712265997
how can I be anonymous on the interwebs?
>>712265921
>be me
>3am
>working janitor
>paid $6.25 a fucking hour
>restaurant all to myself with bar
>fuckmylife.pdf
>proceed to chug a bottle of tequila and do lines of coke
>>712265954
I don't know anything about that. You'd have to ask the alien coverup people.
The other side of boring: It's the most exciting science you'll ever do. Anti Radar 'material'. Bullets that go around corners. Armor piercing shells (3rd gen, defying even what I expected).
>>712265850
Would you be able to fact check any of things Lazar has said? Or is he a joke?
>>712266122
Learn about proxies. Use a proxy or a VPN while you're using a public router. Only then can you go into the deep web.
Otherwise, they'll buttfuck you, then pass you around. No fun
>>712257957
I did shit just now. you can tell your trap cousin if you like
>>712266243
do you know anything about tails?
>>712266324
I once went on the deep web with no VPN. Worst mistake. Shitty PC got raped to the point that it basically fucking fried
>>712258494
>im my penis size
One of the biggest Freudian slips I've ever seen.
>>712258371
you sinful little toerag. may the lord have mercy on your wretched soul
>>712266137
>The other side of boring: It's the most exciting science you'll ever do. Anti Radar 'material'. Bullets that go around corners. Armor piercing shells (3rd gen, defying even what I expected).
Nice but somehow I'm not surprised given the recent military tech that's being tested out as of recent. Still it's really cool to know they're actually doing stuff like that.
>>712266207
I've heard some of the things he's said, but honestly it's been way too long ago. I can only tell you that you can't go to any building there (no one has even asked me the name of the place) w/o being so thoroughly searched that you'd never dare do ANYthing stupid.
There are people who work in the mess hall, but they are clueless.
whats the best vpn?
>>712266350
No, nothing. try point to point tunneling protocol
>>712266132
you should look into working at a grain elevator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1vXZKr2cAQ
>>712266489
Do your own homework.
>>712266564
I would
Only 15
Kms
>>712266651
this is my homework
Your mother's a whore.
But that's no secret.
>>712266737
Then find another source, I'm not spoonfeeding you the answers. End of discussion.
When I was little (8-9) me and cousin (same age) used to suck each other dick.
I hope he doesnt remember cus sometimes I do remember and it is not a good feeling.
I have 6 mistresses I've found online since I am married and cheating on my wife with them quite regular.
>>712266838
ENd of Discussion
>>712266844
Everyone has an item or two in their past like this. It's normal. It's experimenting. Let it fade into the mist of memories and focus on the here and now.
If it keeps bothering you, start to speak outloud about where you are and what you're doing at that moment. That will help
I want to get a boob job but can't afford it. I don't know how my fiance would react to the idea either.
>>712266737
>https://thatoneprivacysite.net/
You may begin
>>712267023
Start off with inserts. My sisters used to call them 'cutlets' because they looked like little plastic cuts of meat.
If he makes a comment about it, then bring up the subject. If he says nothing, you're safe.
K guys gonna need some help.
Im a young little shit (15) working a shitty job that pays $6.25 an hour and I work graveyard shifts. I've considered finding a new job but they all blow me off saying to wait another year. I've sold weed before. It makes okay money. Not enough. Now I'm considering selling acid. Btw no I'm not some rich privileged kid who sucks on daddy's dick and gets whatever he wants. Sell acid? Wait a year? Give me some help guys. P.S Fuck you
>>712267135
great idea anon thanks!
>>712267023
maybe he'll help you save up for it. Most men love larger boobs, and women feel much stronger and more confident with them.
Sad truth is people respect you more if your boobs are bigger.
>>712266957
Well it was weird 2 nights ago when he and his girlfriend was here on diner with me and my girlfriend. Of course we drank and he started to talk about what we did when we were young. I froze for a second but of course he didnt mention any of this. I am just curious if he remembers any of this, but I dont have balls to ask him. He does not attract me (or any other guy so to speak) but I do like to watch shemale porn - bwop. Anyway thank you for your support.
>>712263831
Reach out man. There's help lines and places to go to get help. Not going to say blah blah blah feel good crap but there is help out there and you should try. Got nothing to lose but hopelessness.
>>712267200
you must not live in the us or you could not work at 3am in your janitor job
Seems like you got an illness that makes you tell pathological lies.
>>712259858
Technically senru
>>712267200
Nobody knows your situation better than you do. If you aren't paying rent, and going to school, then hang tight. Otherwise do what you /need/ to do to survive.
>>712258945
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.
>>712267283
he's saving up for a new car so not very likely plus they're for me/my body I would feel giulty if he helped. And ain't that the truth I'm an A cup hoping to go to a C or maybe a D depending in how it would look. thanks anon
>>712267318
Lol. No I live in the US. I just work under the table so that the school isn't dick riding me about it and cause I need to maintain myself since shit happened
>>712255029
Veteran Profit. I have cents. I see snow bunnies. I fire ma lazr. Whats that? I raff i ruse? And i take baths sometimes also i like mudkipz.
Sin Sirely
Zeata-
>>712267303 Forget it. Let it go. He doesn't mention it and look at you like a POS you're good. We all do things when we're little. Forget it. Move on. You're safe.
>>712263831
Move out to another town/city
Hit the gym wether or not you do move out
>>712267200
the higher the reward, the higher the risk. If you sell acid and the batch is bad, they'll come after you and catch you, then you can cancel Christmas.
Want to make some money? Parlay what you're doing into a better job, just like you said. Waiters get better money than that, and you can sleep normally. Find an expensive bar/restaurant and start in the kitchen. Ya never know.
This is my dogger, I will be crushed when he dies
>>712255029
Dating a married woman
Lost my virginity to a fat black woman and don't regret it
>>712267717
very cute anon I know how you feel. here's my doggo
Had a hot gf once. Her little brother is fucking hoooot. He's 15 and a football player. I'd use the bathroom he uses in the basement and I could smell his boyness. It got me diamond hard.
Started to sniff his underwear. His boy pussy smell drove me crazy. Never had shit stains. just pure pussy smell.
Had suspicions he had a crush on me. I sure he's mother did too so she'd gay bash in front of him all the time I guess to scare the gayness out of him. Didn't work.
One day when I'm visiting, he comes upstairs just in a towel after a shower. Mom and gf go downstairs for something. I make a "hey" nod gesture with my head to ask him something. He takes it different way.
He points to his bulge in his towel and gives me a look, like "wanna see?"
I smile and nod. He pulls his towel open and I see his nice fucking boy cock.
Mom and gf come back upstairs. We pretend we've been chatting the whole time.
Maor?
>>712267513
My pleasure, sweetie. I've got 4 sisters and 3 are flat chested. A cups are nice too though. My first GF was an A cup and she was the best sex I EVER had.
The thing they don't tell you: It's not what you have, it's how you SELL what you have. the right accessories, hair, makeup, and packaging will make you even sexier than D cup girls.
Also: Don't go straight to a D cup. Talk to the doctor about 2 operations: one to go to a C cup, and then ONLY if you're happy (you will be) then move up to like DD. Just my opinion. Luv ya.
When I was a barely a teen me and a neighbor boy got together and became jack off buddies. He was a grade younger than me, wanted to see a boy cum. I'll always remember the first time we got together, stripped and he jacked me until I shot. First time a hand touched me that wasn't my own.
>>712267880
looks like a smart pupper
>>712266024
You made the right choice, she would've felt it, and her bodyguards woulda fucked you up.
>>712259108
Id agree
>>712266957
you fucking legend
cheers la
>>712267571
Agreed. The Past? forgotten
>>712255029
wanna bang gf's lil sister
>>712267717
Just got this little pupper about 2 weeks ago.
Dogs are good for emotional companions.
Just maintain him well and improve your mental health for your dogs sake. Remember. They can sense emotions
>>712259217
Godbless
>>712255029
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.
>>712266483
Who/what are you (as in your profession)
>>712268143
Do you feel bad abt it or are you bragging?
>>712267688
Thanks. I'll try and do the right thing. If not then I guess whoopsie daisies
>>712268175
cute, my dog is about 10
>>712267985
You're very kind anon, I'very never won makeup before I should probably give that a try. Again thanks for the advice you have great suggestions. I've always wantwd bugger boobs just don't know how to tell anyone. Luv yah too anon
>>712257833
>New meth addiction
What was wrong with the old one?
>>712267688
Thanks. I'll try and do the right thing. If not then I guess I really fuck myself over trying to maintain myself
>>712268143
>>712268276
Different poster here.
31, wife is 29. Been married 4 years. For the past 7, I've been sleeping with her little sister (24)
Advice : let her make the move if it's gonna happen
>>712258152
every.
fucking.
secrets.
thread.
>>712268025
She's smart and derpy. she's a German Shepherd corgi mix so she's very smart like a shepherd but has her crazy moments like s corgi
I have been sexting my 11 year old cousin for the past week. My life is pretty much in her hands now, all due to being a horny mong
>>712268327
Good for you, you've got a good head on your shoulders, it's just a shitty situation.
How about some friends, hang out this afternoon for no reason. Hell, I meet them in the fucking McD and we just shoot the shit to forget about things for a few min.
It will lighten things up for awhile. Here's some porn for you.
i post pics of my wife in cuck threads now someone found her on twitter and told her i dont know how ill explain this one lol
>>712268333
I had to chip my dog recently. He's only 9 weeks. Too many people have tried to rob him. He looks like a stuffed teddy bear which is adorable but he's aggressive at times. He's Like a son to me
>>712268516
>>712268554
#justautistthings
>>712267200
underage b&?
>>712268710
y is that autist?
When I was 17, I borrowed my uncle's van, lured my neighbors dog into it with treats, drove into the forest preserve and killed it with an axe.
I hit it in the neck first and the sounds it made were terrifying so I just kept swinging until it was quiet then I left and never told anyone. My neighbors had up "missing dog" signs for months. Even when a dead dog was eventually found decomposed in the woods I doubt they could recognize it and I never really heard about it again
>>712268550
Worse part about my situation is that I literally have almost no friends because of work. It's pretty much ruining my social life. I've only got like 5 people I consider friends but we only hang out once in a while or get super fucking baked after I get off of work around 2AM
>>712268737
Wot?
>>712262292
If you want to explore that with someone, hmu at [email protected]
>>712268766
Idk maybe because both were doing retarded shit that you're getting caught for?
Thought both the posts spelled it out pretty clearly
It was a joke that got out of hand, I didn't really want to be President
>>712268605
You sound like an asshole
>>712268994
Well I haven't been caught yet. She's young but secretive in the way that horny young girls usually are. But if she tells anyone, I'm toast
>>712268355
I agree with everything the other anon said, the only thing I would add is confidence. dont overdo it with the makeup, i'd recommend you not to, imo its unnatural, but from having fake boobs is way better
>>712268831
I know what you mean. I did the graveyard shift and know what you're talking about.
I call them 'shock days'. Going onto and coming out of the graveyard shift is shocking to your system, but it's worth it.
Here's my formula, I don't know about you:
8 hrs of sleep = we all love it
6 hrs of sleep = can get by on it for months
4 hrs of sleep = can survive for 1 week, but don't do it for longer than that
Naps. Take lots of naps before and after work.Get off that shift if you can, it'll kill you or shorten your life.
>>712255029
I dont like chocolate milk
>>712269145
So I'm an asshole for chipping my dog so that I know where he'll be in case someone does happen to rob him?
>>712255029
I live two separate lives.
Married to a woman in Boston, live-in girlfriend in Dallas. I travel to each city for a week. Girlfriend knows about the wife, wife doesn't know about girlfriend.
>>712268550
Sauce?
>>712269267
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>>712257833
If you're looking to quit you should try heroin
>>712267023
I'll be the lone voice of reason here:
DON'T FUCKING DO IT!!
I happen to prefer smaller tits and if your fiance isn't happy with you as you are, get a new fiance.
>>712269242
I've been told I look nice without make up so I just never bothered with it or learned how to put it on. Thanks anon :)
Fucked my husbands brother, and his now dead best friend a week before he died. I'm a pretty shit wife, but that's life. Glad the best friend is dead though, help stop anything ruining what we have.
>>712269326
This isn't a porn thread, it was a gift. Click on the right arrow and trace it yourself
>>712267513
Care to show us? Personally, I got a thing for small breasted women.
>>712269424
>help stop anything ruining what we have
>>712269424
you aren't asking for help, you're bragging, fuck off you whore
>>712269375
Boiiiiiiiii
>>712255029
I'm just finishing up a divorce with my high school sweetheart and now have huge fucking changes in my thinking . I definitely look at women as vicious parasites that are selfish and will always be impulsive attention driven sex machines .
My now ex was a 3.14 qt and towards the end when shit got bad she constantly told me how shell be fine and shake her ass and fuck whoever will pay for her shopping habits and fine dining . And shit along those lines and I'm maybe a 6/10 on a good day when I trim up my beard and wear decent clothes . So after her I basically felt like bottom of the barrel beta trash.
So I found this fat alright face homebody girl that just wants a little love and someone with a big enough dick to penetrate the canoe hidden in fast food canyon . I don't feel anything real towards her but it makes me feel extremely good about myself that I'm not that fat or pathetic . And she just lets me crash in her bed while she blows me and massages me. We haven't even been in public together I just go relax and blow a few loads into her throat and eat good landwhale cooking . She has already said she wants to get married and move in together and shit .
Tbh
I'll see how her domestic skills are like cleaning and laundry and such but I have never so superior and basically fucking worshipped and if all I have to do is give her food and internet access I wouldn't mind moving in together I make more than enough and it's not like I really am worried about cheating and shit bexause nobody is chasing her everywhere we would go unlike my ex wife where i constantly had to claim my dominance and shit
I feel like I have severe emotional and relationship issues.
Pic is my bed warmer and cum target
>>712269401
I'm the one that wants them not him. I'm an A cup, he's never said anything to me about getting bigger boobs I just have always liked the idea of having them be bigger
>>712268516
Make a big fuss about having lost your phone but not having known you lost it. (like you were wondering about how nice it was not to have calls or something until you checked) and then try to fob it off as someone found it etc. Nobody will believe you but they won't be able to make a good court case against you either.
>>712269401
She specifically said her husband isn't pressuring her. Why should she abstain from getting something cosmetic that she wants done because a guy on the internet prefers smaller tits? Or even her fiancee. Like you said. If her fiancee doesn't like her decisions about her own body, she can find a new one who likes her boob job. Not that i think that's the answer. Just showing how your logic is terrible.
>>712269461
Well, thanks anyway
>>712269577
So are you asking for advice here?
>>712269483
My fiance lurkes on here and I have distinguishable markings on them :/ sorry m8
pretty much I don't care. my feelings my emotions... I don't care. I don't care!
>>712255029
Sexually attracted to horses and have banged them on several occasions.
>>712267283
The car is a better investment.
You don't NEED larger breasts. Your guy didn't get together with you expecting them to get bigger.
I've been harping on this for the last 20 years and I'll shout it from the hilltops til the day I die.
Beauty is completely subjective and comes in all shapes and sizes.
Seriously, I actually PREFER smaller breasts and I'm NOT the only one.
Anyone who tells you that all guys want them bigger is a fucking liar.
Honestly, most guys don't care all that much one way or the other.
The people who make money selling you cosmetics, cosmetic surgery, etc. have done a very good job of convincing women and girls that they are "inadequate" or "incomplete" without their products and services.
Don't fucking buy into it.
>>712269662
OR OR OR maybe just consider this use the money on something useful rather than just fake tits that'll sag regardless of a boob job
>>712269577
If shed hit the gym she would be a solid 8. Do propose that to her
>>712269518
and to think I have a degree in english haha
>>712269537
oh yeah, I'm deffinitly a whore. My Boyfriend has a pretty damn good job also, gonna marry him. Divorce him as I "think" he is cheating. Take the child we have, and he has to pay money, or get a settlement. giving me a pretty damn good life until I find another idiot to fuck over. Been planning this since I met the poor guy haha.
>>712269577
Did you see it coming, marrying the same woman you'd dated since high school?
>>712269820
>>712269865
Why so mad?
Nope, I definitely wouldn't accept the offer to fuck an extremely hot asian girl up her ass. Seriously? What kind of a question is this? Who wouldn't want to do that????
>>712269892
>all of /b/ will take this bait
>>712269969
LMAOO never
>>712268516
Get her phone and deleted it all anon
DELETE EVERYTHING
>>712268355
Honest opinion: I absolutely fucking adore small tits on a woman who doesn't wear makeup. Holy shit, don't change who you are, PLEASE!!
It breaks my heart when I see girls buying into this notion of done kind of universal objective standard of beauty.
There is none.
Seriously, I met a total tomboy who never wore makeup, didn't even pierce get ears, and has been mistaken for a guy a few times.
I wifed her! No regrets!!
Yeh
>>712270043
wat
>>712268554
My fuckin sides m8
>>712269820
I'm not arguing, just wanted to put my input thatwe already have 4 cars, 2 are his 2 are mine and we don't necessarily have the space for another. Ive pitched in for both of his cars and just want to, in a way, reward myself with something I want.
>>712270076
I will try when she comes back. Her family is in another state at the moment
>>712268806
Good god man. That right there, is pure evil.
I have an awesome girlfriend that I love, but
I really want to fuck my two ex-gfs again
I'm close friends with one of them and we actively send porn stuff to one another and talk about sex and stuff, including our experiences back in the day
I don't want to ruin my relationship with my current girlfriend, and not sure my ex would be down with me cheating, so not really sure what I could do.
Also, this is a pic of such ex
Sadly no nudes
>>712270274
If you guys are set on money and it's not an issue. Then fuck it. Seems like you two have your shit together so just get fake tits
>>712269607
But WHY do you want them to be bigger?
I mean seriously, that's the real issue.
Is it because it's supposedly "more womanly" somehow?
Yes it's your body and you can make whatever choice you want, but what's the motivating factor? It just makes me sad that you look at yourself and think that v you need to change some part of yourself arbitrarily like that.
>>712269865
I haven't even started to save up was thinking of starting by using my tax return but I don't know what else I would spend money on. We're never hurting for groceries, we have 4 cars, a house, and bills are always paI'd for on time. I'm still young, i have time to decide if it's what I really want to do
>>712269750
Don't be sorry, perfect understandable.
im nvr gunna show anyone irl my peen bc it curves down slightly and i think it makes it look weird. id do anything for an up curve but at the same time i think im blessed so i dnt go around raping everything
>>712270274
Get the boob job. Like holy fuck it amazes me how much people give up on themselves just because they're married.
I've had 7 successful years of marriage in spite of the fact that my wife and I are very independent people. No, because of it.
Marriage shouldn't be the end of the chase. We've never stopped chasing each other, never stopped trying to look good for one another and definitely never stopped doing things by ourselves, for ourselves.
4 cars? 4 cars?? Those are gonna be obsolete in like 7 years when Apple comes out with the self driving motorized iPad so fuck getting another car. Get your boobs done, you've got one fucking life, you hear me? And boob jobs aren't ideas enriched by time
If you look good, you'll feel good. If you feel good, you'll do good.
The decision to get breast enhancement is with the woman herself.
You can get into a great mood if you package yourself in a way that makes you feel good, and not just surgical boob jobs. Proper makeup, jewelry, hair, and fashion can all help a girls opinion of her self.
If she can turn heads and make guys smile, it makes her feel confident and Great. The key is the amount. Too much of any one of these things is bad. Ever see a girl with too much jewelry? There you go.
I'm not much for girls porn, but here's a porn pic for our A cup femanon.
>>712258743
>>712255029
I recently converted to Islam and i'm come from a zionist jewish family.
>>712270346
I haven't killed anything sense then, I was just going through the edgiest of edgelord phases
>>712270458
Ohhhh fuck off. You don't give a shit about some strangers self image. You just categorically are more attracted to small breasts over augmented breasts and this is you imposing some sexual dogma
>>712270104
Thanks anon, I Haven't Made Up My mind, There's Still Plenty Of time to make my decision especially since I havent even brought it up with my fiance yet.
>>712258945
roses are red
violets are blue
you are a candyass
and a roodypoo
>>712270698
ew floppy uncut ugly dick
i wanna be treated like a sissy faggot, have 3 guys piss in my mouth, take turns skull fucking me, and take turns fucking me all night.
>>712257833
>1.86 MB
> >>712255029 (OP)
same except cocaine and heoin
>>712270815
A kid at my school once killed a little kitten By bashing it's head and whole body with a bat
>>712270888
Trips! I hope you're a male. some girls love uncut guys,
>>712258743
That's my fetish
>>712259748
I can
>>712270458
I just don't like the way they look. I was a tomboy growing up and hated them at first so I never wore a bra and now they just look saggy to me and I want to fix it
I want to be peehole fucked but I am too prone to UTIs to train my urethra on a regular basis
>>712255029
WE ARE SICK AS FUCK OF THAT PICTURE AND THAT'S *NOT* A SECRETE.
>>712270930
My cousin once slammed a car door shut on a kitten by accident. You should've seen how mangled the head was and yet it was still breathing until one swift snap of a broom stick
>>712271081
You have every right to do this. As a guy, if I could get my dick fixed I'd mortgage the farm to do it.
Now I need to ask a femanon a serious question. What kind of porn is acceptable to you? Please tell us so we know.
Most of the women I know HATE porn. Of course they're lying about it, but I sure could use some hints.
Happy porn?
ENF?
CFNM?
What do girls like?
>>712262066
Male or female?
>>712271410
I like extreme penetration porn. stuff that I have never been able to do myself and don't want to attempt for fear of permanently wrecking something.
>>712271375
I like going to my friends house and abusing his dog. It's super fucking ugly and I always push it around,slap it, smack it , or I pick it up and throw it off the bed
>>712270698
Lol thanks for the porn pic anon. I've said this before but I've never worn make up before. My jewelry consists of my nose, lip, and engagement ring. And my style is usually leggings and a band shirt. I don't turn heads but it's how I feel most comfortable. I've gotten comments on how nice I look and wear bras to make my boobs look bigger but in reality what you see of my breasts is 90% bra. thanks for the reply anon
>>712268516
U put too much confidence in a child
Get her phone somehow and erase the messages
Good luck man
>>712271588
Like doggystyle, or anal, or what camera angle?
What do you look at when you 'flick the bean'?
>>712271667
My pleasure, sweetie, not everyone on /b is a b/tard.
I'd sure like to know what kind of porn you enjoy. My GF is very mute about it
>>712271628
Kys
>>712271667
The idea of your tiny, itsy-bitsy tits is making me pretty damn horny anon
I hope you come to love them like I do <3
>>712271685
I gotta agree with this guy, just get the phone and chuck it in the river, or pull the memory card
>>712271410
Personally I'm into bondage, bdsm, and hogtied. I've always been aroused by the idea of being tied up and being submissive with a little bit of pain. Hope that helps anon. (btw I'm the boob job femanon)
>>712271686
>What do you look at when you 'flick the bean'?
actually nothing most of the time. I used to look at porn but these days I just use my imagination. hunting for porn takes too much damn time. if all I'm doing is masturbating, I just want to get done so I can go to sleep.
>>712258494
Most straight guys are insecure about their penis size because the only dicks they see are in porn. The average dick is about 5" (go ahead, Google it) and porn stars get the job because they are bigger than average.
>>712271966
Oh good lord. Tiny boobs, into bondage? Your fiancé is a lucky man, I'm envious.
My sister and I fucked daily throughout most of our teen years. We're still great friends, but don't fuck.
>>712271956
I would honestly probably love them more if they werent saggy and if they were fuller. Like if I was a full A cup
>>712271966
Dubs! and thx, we've done the handcuff thing and spanking, she Really gets off on that.
The whole Dominant/submissive is a great scenario. Here's what we've done:
Escaped convict: I wear a jumpsuit, she wears a dress that I can rip off. Winner!
Pizza Delivery: It's an old scenario, but I know how to 'Deliver the pepperoni'!
Naughty Schoolgirl: She deserves a spanking, and gets Much more than that!
I'm open to any suggestions if you femanons can give me a nudge. Sex needs excietment, and I have to keep thinking up stuff. Help pls?
>>712272001
An Honest answer. i believe this is an actual femanon. THANK YOU
>>712272094
he actually has no idea I'm into it. I tried hinting at it and he thought it was a joke and laughed. I'm also into double penetration (though I've never done anal) and gang bangs. Wouldn't necessarily be part of one but it turns me on
>>712272440
(I'm male) Me too. I have a huge fantasy life, but the real world is something entirely different. I did a MMF three way once, and at the time it was great, but it destroyed a good friendship by making it creepy.
Hey, in my fantasy imaginary world, I'm the Captain of the orgy squad! I write stories of porn and enjoy so many aspects of it!
>>712272241
I have a school girl outfit I wish he would me dominant with me in bed. I love doggy stype but he hates it. I have an Alice and wonderland dress you could do some mad hatter stuff haha or if she's into it be a robber and tie her up and "rape" her (that's one I've always wanted my fiance to do)
>>712270815
>You don't give a shit about some strangers self image.
And that's where you're wrong. I'm using my personal preference as evidence that there is no such thing as objective beauty. But I truly do want everyone to feel better about themselves.
A swing and a miss, anon. A swing and a miss.
>>712270927
Had to screenshot original pic cuz file too large
>>712272440
yeah I'm gonna stop you there fam cause Gangbangs with very small breasted girls are kinda my thing right now and my dick can't get much harder.
Loaded this up to fap about 2 minutes ago: http://www.xvideos.com/video1904165/blonde_with_tiny_tits_punished_in_group
>>712269577
I hate to tell you this OP but one day, your homebody girl is going to poke holes in your condoms. I've been in a similar situation as you. Feels great to be worshiped by the unwanted but eventually they're going to want more and lock you in somehow.
>>712272854
okay, Break in, tie her up and 'ravish' her. got it. I'll text her and see if she's up to it.
I'd love to tie her to the bed and blindfold her. I like to do cunnilingus for starters. Thx for the idea!
>>712272701
haha that's wonderful I love your captain name!
I like to dress up in women's clothing and am considering taking estrogen.
>>712273013
haha well her tit size does resemble mine
>>712270827
Well, like I said, it's your body. But there is literally nothing wrong with the v way you are.
My only reason for pointing out what I find attractive and how it differs from the mainstream "ideal" is so you know there not just one end-all be-all to what us beautiful.
You really want a boob job? Get one.
But I'm just trying to make sure you really want one and if so, you know why.
I know this one girl who's a little overweight and has really small box and she's like, "this is who I am; accept it or gtfo" and if I were 20 years younger and single I'd be all up in that!
Love yourself. Accept yourself.
And remember, accepting yourself is not "settling" for anything.
Okay I'm done rambling.
Just do whatever REALLY makes you happy, even if I'm completely wrong about everything.
>>712255029
I raped my cousin.
>>712261999
GF started having sexual fantasies and reached puberty when she was 11/12.
>>712273070
no problem anon you helped me out so I'm glad I could return the favor :)hope she likes the idea!
>>712273070
With my luck it's gonna turn out like this...!
>>712273273
box=boobs
This fucking phone, I swear...
>>712273273
thank you for your kind words anon I'm a little on the thick/chubby side as well plus I'm always complimented on my ass haha I still have plenty of time to make up a decision but your words are truly great thank you
>>712273208
Haha, it's funny cause that was the wrong link. Yeah your fiancée is a very lucky guy :/
Here's the link I meant to post btw: http://www.xvideos.com/video228136/black_man_fucks_teen
>>712273280
I'm gonna need ropes, maybe handcuffs, a blindfold. Hey, this is gonna be fun!
I love to go shopping for fun shit like this!
>>712273577
enjoy yourself anon!
>>712273753
I bought her a vibrator awhile back, but she's very conservative and has never spoken about it since. I'm thinking maybe I can buy another one and surprise her once I have her tied up.
It's a risk though. What if she doesn't like it? What woman doesn't like vibrators? Do you think I should?
>>712257831
my daddy drinks because i cry
>I'm 18 months old
>>712263298
Lol
For the last 2 months, I've been cumming in my sisters coffee. She's drank 17 of my loads and hasn't noticed.
Every day I jerk off to the thought of raping my friend's brains out and leaving her with my child.
>>712273278
My cousin raped me. I know he goes on 4chan so I watch whenever I can.
>he doesn't know that my friend will kill him for me. all I have to do is say the word.
>>712274061
I'd say go for it! you're the dominant one remember! sorry had to make the fiance breakfast
>>712274538
even better yet do it when she's blindfolded I bet it would be such a rush for her!
>>712269809
Whats it like? Do the horses react even?
>>712271685
>>712271958
>>712268516
>get her phone somehow
steal her phone and she turns on you in an instant. duh. the phone is the PRIZE possession for an 11 year old. it's literally her entire world.
here's how you get the old phone: buy her a new iPhone. Sure it will cost you $700, but think of how much you'll pay lawyers if you don't. Fuck, the lawyer will insist on at least $20,000 down just to say hello to a incestpedo
>>712267283
it's worth the back pain for life. believe me.
>>712267023
>but can't afford it.
protip: many a boob job was paid for by sucking many a cock.
