Help me out EU fags. I need to flee the USA but I don't know where to go. I can claim british citizenship but they seem to be fucked. I can also get a visa to germany because my wife is german but they seem like they're ready to go full neo-nazi. What would you do? Can I get into EU through Germany then convert into a civilized country?
>>712245862
Step 1: Stop being a faggot.
Step 2: Kill yourself.
Step 3: Make America great again.
Hope this helps.
>>712245862
Protip: No first world country wants America's garbage.
Moral of the story: If you want to GTFO the US, get a STEM degree and you're free to go where-ever you please.
Ur a retard, we definitely dont want fucks like you over here, theres definitely enough stupid shit here already.
>>712246147
I have a STEM degree and a law degree. I'm looking for path of least resistance as well as a liberal socialist democracy.
>>712246240
Well, Canada has aExpress-Entry programs for people of your skills.
Although if America's economy gets shit, Canada's does as well. Not really sure about Europe, maybe some other anon has info on it.
>>712245862
You can stay right where you are, you fucking Clinton supporter!
>>712246411
Interesting. Yeah I like Canada but something like Netherlands or Denmark seems cool too. Hookers and all that.
>>712246171
fuck you can't stop me
>>712246566
I wrote in bernie sanders lel
>>712246016
>When I grow up I want to be a real first world country.
Pleb. Stay poor. Stay un-socialized. Europe master race.
>Inb4 America has worse teeth than those silly brits because of shit-tier medical coverage.
Please, just leave the West entirely you traitorous slime. Other democracies don't want citizens that will get so butthurt about an election that they think they have to flee.
>>712246611
Stay out of denmark we Dont need No More unpatriotic scum, and socialist trash here
>>712245862
Don't come here, we are overrun with Sharia howling mudslimes showing their violent "culture" down everyone's throat while pulling the victim card at the same time.
EU is just an incubating Khalifat - run the other way.
>>712246971
Jeg hører dig /b/ror.
Fucking Muslims everywhere killing our culture.
>>712247053
This guy get's it the point
>>712246971
>>712247053
Can you stop me? I think I can get into denmark through a german spouse visa Anyway I'm american so my socialism may be different than yours.
TBH I don't even care that much about Trump, let him have his day. It's the rampant corruption from the GOP that gets my goat. Trump will just escalate it.
Everybody here hates American idiots like you
>>712246674
>Europe master race
>Will literally be wiped out in the next 100 years by high birthrates of immigrants and shrinking native population
>>712247053
>Employed as a Cook, in USA.
They're already here. The men suck, they can't even wash goddamn dishes, however, the women can both wash dishes well and look halfway decent.
Britfag here. Stay in America. The EU is fucked mate. You'd basically be trading one sinking ship for another. America at least has a larger and more advanced military than any two countries. And now a leader with the balls to use it.
>>712246240
AHAHAHAH
I am now claiming this thread for our president-elect, Donald Trump.
>>712247169
Good question, EU has free movement of it's citizens. And you probably could marry you significant faggy other to leach off a ignorant selfdestructing society as the Danish.
Men seriøst - skrid, gider du?
>>712245862
Why don't you move to Mexico, you fucking bitch.
>>712247317
To be honest with you, I'm about to jump ship and swim the pond over to the colonies.
>>712245862
This image of trump gets me every time. The man does not wear his suits this well. Not slovenly enough to be believable.
>>712247426
That image just looks ridiculous and faggy... heh
>>712246674
Britbong teeth is literally shit teir. Last time I visited your rainy little socialist island I gagged almost every time I had to have a conversation with one of you in close proximity. Its like you all nibble on little pieces of shit. Brush your God damn teeth
>>712247422
Wo gringo don't come to mexico we don't want no more gringos
>>712247518
It's obviously photoshopped you fucking cunt
>>712247397
Technically right. Until January anyway.
>>712247569
Wow no shit you must be some sort of computer expert
>>712247536
Too bad, get used to it, MAGA.
>>712247557
Said the colonial who's first leader had wooden teeth
>>712247393
>no you fuck off
I'm not coming to leach. I have a valuable skillset. I just want to live in a country that respects its people.
>>712247169
On behalf of the Danish people we respectfully turn down your request and pass on your endeavors to the German people, I think they are more than willing to let anybody in.
>>712247622
As a matter of fact I am, I'm tracking your IP address now and I'm about to rain ungodly amounts of shit upon your pathetic excuse for a life
>>712247668
False
>>712246240
The Netherlands
>>712247747
plz no bully
>>712247725
As stated you can't stop me... you joined the EU so if I can into EU i can into any EU country. Do you guys have legal weed and hookers?
>>712246611
Denmark here, fuck off and stay away. We have plenty leftist retards here, we don't need more.
>>712247664
Hah - I'm not the one infected with a joke of a president... (oh wait, I'm Danish)
>>712247752
Oh? Why don't you prove me wrong you little shit? Cite some facts instead of arguing like you're on an episode of Monty python
>>712247668
Your leaders were a bunch of incestuous faggots in shiny hats that couldn't stop a rag tag group of colonial revolutionaries.
Go drink some fucking leaf water faggot.
>>712247835
You're making the claim, you back it up. Wooden teeth is legend, nothing more.
>>712247788
hookers yes
weed probably easy to get, but not legal.
>>712247781
Beg harder shit funnel.
>>712247906
Martha got splinters in her cunt. Fact.
>>712247753
I tend to agree. I enjoyed the netherlands when I was there, and it should be an easy transition from not speaking the language. How hard is it to learn? I speak some german
>>712247930
How did he deport 40 million illegals when there are only 11 million total?
>>712247895
A rag tag bunch of revolutionaries who were funded by a bunch wine drinking cheese eating faggots. The revolution was a proxy war. Much like the Vietnam war. KEK
>>712248076
I have those pajamas. And a cat. Should I copy this picture????
>>712248127
>>712248115
It's all yours friend.
>>712248078
He deported socliberals too.
>>712245862
Honestly, UK seems less fucked than America even without Brexit. My plan would be move to Scotland and hope they declare independence.
>>712247428
For fuck's sake don't. We're fucked.
>>712248197
Stay the fuck out of jolly old. We don't need your filth here. We already have Muslims.
>>712248197
I think people don't realize how fucked America is. They think it's just a 4-8 year problem. In reality, the supreme court has been completely delegitimized, the vote has been compromised by foreign interest, a fascist is president-elect, and the opposition party has been cucked to death. It's going to be ugly for a long time, and may never recover.
>>712248160
>>712248241
Afraid of an orange faced tiny dick cunt? And here I thought America was home of the brave. LOL
>>712248337
>>712247668
They were made of ivory you uncultured donut puncher
>>712248413
its true. liberals in this country are a fucking disgrace. That's why i want to leave
>>712247428
Get to another EU country while you still can instead.
>>712248337
faggot lover
>>712245862
>Can I get into EU through Germany then convert into a civilized country?
yes. all rational people are welcome.
>>712248467
Did CNN tell you that? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>712247848
Your people are rioting in the streets over a president that didn't even received the majority of the votes. Done come running with your freedom crap.
Literally 2% of you country owns the rest of the people.
Hah
>>712248501
your mom
>>712248479
I'm not a faggot lover. I think people should be able to fuck whoever they want to, even if its weird af. I don't care whether soemone is a faggot or not. Liberals in this country are myopic as fuck. That picture of the liberals with the heads up their asses? It's definitely true.
>>712248476
No. The EU is fucked. I'm moving to the states asap. Trump!
>>712248597
waste of trips
>>712248508
>literally two seconds of google
Europoors really are a drain on society
>>712245862
Why do Americunts always assume they'll just be able to go wherever they want?
HURR DURR I HAVE NO QUALIFICATIONS OR SKILLS BUT I'M A 'MURICAN SO ANYWHERE WILL TAKE ME RIGHT GUYS??!11oneoneon1!
>>712245862
I want to leave also but not because of Trump. I want to live in Australia because I've only heard good things. New Zealand sounds nice except for the earthquakes and occasional typhoon. I'm planning on leaving in the next 10 years or so.
>>712248644
Octuples
>>712248561
Suck a cock, socialist jew. You wouldn't know freedom if your boyfriend fucked you in the ass with it.
>>712248694
fell for my bait. typical trumpfag.
>>712248473
liberals in general are a disgrace.
>>712248680
Google is owned by leftist Hillary supporters
>>712248686
>leaving America for the more redneck version of America, set in a desert full of poisonous animals
>>712248835
>is a fag
>>712248787
Nah, liberals are the best thing that ever happened to humanity. Sorry you're an inbred piece of shit. Liberals in the USA are cucks, that's the problem. Trumpfags said they won't be cucked any more, which I respect. I don't agree with your principals, but I respect standing up for yourself.
Europe is fucked, they completely cuck'd them selves. Except for Switzerland and Poland. Last I heard Switzerland was accepting very very small amounts of rapefugees while Poland said no rapefugees. Slavs don't like mudslimes period.
>>712248747
>Using wrong term for something
>Is corrected
>"DEEERRRR FELL FOR B8 guiZ lOOK TREMP SERPOURTERRR RAZIST!"
You're literally the reason why Trump won and you can't even see it.
>>712248747
Ha u thought I wuz srs. Fell for my trap. Bazooka!
>>712248680
OK, who is the one with the insane national debt to China?
If China called in on it's loans, you would be on par with Ethiopia.
>>712248884
>liberals are the best thing that ever happened to humanity
yeah right, marijuana and inmmigrants for all
>>712248899
I agree with your pic completely. I'm from the rust belt, and I'm disgusted with coastal liberals' behaviors as well.
>>712248929
What about China's debt to the rest of the world. It literally dwarfs our debt to them hahaha
>>712248929
No, we'd bomb the fuck outta the commers.
>>712248880
>implying I'm Australian
>>712249003
>nope implied you're American. Either way still a fag
>>712245862
What you fail to mention is that "Think Big & Kick Ass" is the entirety of his "plan".
>>712248089
Another nation funded you budding nation, lent it aid as it fought for independence because they shared a mutual enemy.
>lol fags
>I mean we lost, and are now nothing more than sad shadows of our former selves
>but at least we didn't receive aid in a war for our indepence 300 hundred years ago.
>That's way worse than being a parody of yourself.
>I mean who cares we no longer have the most feared navy in the world any more.
>Being a poweful empire is overrated rite guys?
>it's not like America is a super power with the world's largest military...
>o-oh... M-muh third world
>m-m-muh I-Israeli p-puppet
>m-muh amerifat right guys?
>right?
>guys?
>>712248959
Immigration has nothing to do with liberalism. That's a fallacy promoted by the corrupt democratic party. Marijuana should definitely be a personal choice, libertarians agree as well.
>>712249056
>Only fags overuse greentext
>You're the fag
>Faggot
>>712245862
Whatever you do, don't come to Spain. We have probably the worst president in Europe and we elected him 3 times. Just don't come, it's full of liberal cunts and our economy is only a bit better than Greece
>>712245862
you're a cuck
>>712249056
>doing it wrong
>>712249152
3edgy5me
>>712249152
I'm not a cuck. That's why I'm leaving. The people who stay and hope for something better are cucks.
>>712245862
Stay where you are. The whole western world is going far right as per the cycle.
They're going to fuck the world up so bad to the point we say "never again", liberals will win the culture war, they'll dominate again then they'll fuck up the world their own way, then the right will take hold again...
Its pretty much going to go like this until we fully automate and eliminate employment altogether, or have a perfect authoritarian AI leader that knows how to compromise for everyone.
>>712249103
Right because fucking your own sister swilling lite beer and shootin' meth in a pair of your daddy blue jeans is so fantastic. I can see why the rest of the world floods your shores
>>712249103
why you greentexting this.
>>712248884
Some of the Trump fags are former Bernie fags. I was a Rand Paul fag early on. He had some unique solutions to our problems. At the end of the day I was tired of the excessive political correctness, the rioting, the whole fuck the police mentality, the gay and transgender thing that is morphing into feminazi like group. Trump seams was the only candidate who was bold enough to say things against it regardless of popular opinion.
>>712249103
Learn to greentext retard
>>712246240
>law degree
Get the fuck out.
Hey I got a question.
For those of you leaving, or wanting to leave.
Hypothically speaking, let's say America does a 180 in your opinion. Really does become great again, trump mealme aside, I mean which ever leader.
If it did become great again, the ideal image of power and freedo. Prosperity and health.
Would you be a hypocrite and return or would you stick with the choice you made?
>>712249118
>said the guy who's only green texted
>you're the fag
>fag
>>712249245
faggot
>>712249486
of course, is liberfag
>>712248886
Hungary didn't budge either.
But it might be because no one wants to be here
>>712249498
>fite me irl gayboi
>>712248929
You are an idiot.
>>712249000
You would not stand a chance....
The insane dedication to their country will make you last 4 hours.
>>712249486
I'd take it right in the ass you faggot
>>712249320
>>712249377
>>712249450
For queen and country right lads?
Faggots
>>712249472
kek you jelly?
>>712249406
I don't actually have that big a problem with trump. I'm a straight white male so he's never personally offended me. It's really the democratic party that has me tilted. The way they fucked over their base and the whole illumanit hillary shit. The complete lack of respect for the midwest. the elitism. all that shit. then when you see how fucked up the government has become. I think Trump can actually do a lot for the country, but I think that U.S. as an institution has been so irreperably harmed by the GOP behavior in the last 8 years that it's unrecoverable. If the GOP approved Obama's SCOTUS nominee i'd be willing to give it a chance, but without that, the SCOTUS as one of the most powerful institutions in the world, has been completely compromised an de-legitimized.
>>712249567
nobody gives a fuck about hungary or you faggot
>>712248929
"Look mom, Benny has broken a larger windows than me! Yeah!"
>>712249696
>I'm a straight
no you're not, you faggot
>>712249586
>will eat your moms ovaries digest then rip your head off and shit down your throat.
>>712249655
Our insane dedication to having more planes, ships, and bombs will bring us to victory. MAGA.
>>712249751
yeah huh.
Hinting of moving to South Korea. I work for Hyundai already they could probably fast track me. And the women over there are way better than here in the US from my experiences traveling.
>>712249626
Boohooo
>>712249809
cuck
>>712249680
Cheers
>>712249827
I knew a lot of dudes in the army who loved their SK bitches and regretted leaving without them.
>>712249701
My point, actually
>>712249118
>>712249155
>>712249377
>>712249450
Is this a britbong meme?
>>712249858
fag
>>712249755
>my mom's a guy so he has no ovaries so gl fag
>>712249827
how the fuck can you move there when you don't speak korean you faggot?
>>712245862
Just move to Sweden with the rest of the shitskins and cucks.
>>712249920
>will eat her testicles, digest, rip your head off and shit down your throat.
>>712248684
Funny, Mexicans think they can go anywhere too.
>>712249899
No.
>>712249667
Cool
>>712249916
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>712249979
Not a cuck. That's why I'm moving. Liberals who stay in this country after what happened are cucks. Not a shitskin either.
>>712250027
Stale
>>712246240
PLEASE COME TO SWEDEN, WE WILL WELCOME YOU AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU
Paid for by a Norwegian
Good luck shit eater
>>712250027
Funny thing is I actually was a navy seal and I actually could kill you.
>>712249997
>Swindled again, I already ate her testicles.
>>712250082
CUm @ me br0
>>712247152
The Danes get it. Sincerely Norway.
Come to UK, speak your language and don't give fucks about anyone. I came here in 2011 no regrets, left all the patriots behind to rot in their beloved country. Eurofag here
>>712250125
Meet me at 4th & Park bitch. 1 hour.
You dont mike Trump and his ideas ? Why don't you go to Mexico ?
>>712250088
>will eat my moms tesitcles, my fathers ovaries, rip your dick off, stick it in your vagina, shit in my dogs bowl, wait for him to digest, shit, eat that shit, rip your head off, shit down your throat, wait for you to digest and shit, then smear it all over you mother's ball less sack
>>712250154
I've been thinking about it. I have family and cool cousins there. They are in a shithole city like I grew up in (Corby) but at least they speak some form of American.
>>712250021
So they're just autistic?
Man, I can't mame fun of autistic kids.
>I'm being facetious of course
Fuck you anon, you're faggot. A real chip of the old cock sucking block
>>712250159
I'm going to pull out your teeth and shove them up your asshole with my dry cock, then when you shit them back out I'm going to make you swallow them along with every hair on your body, you may have 2 fluid oz of water to help wash it down but no more.
>>712250082
Cum on me bro
>>712250366
>all over his face
>ITT: everybody argues over their favorite political side.
...but one day you realize both sides of the political spectrum have become shit and there was no good candidate.
The decent third party candidates were inexperienced and if the third party was ever going to have a chance, this would have been their election, but they didn't so it tells you there is no hope with our current trajectory with this country of ours.
TLDR: Republicans and Democrats are both shit and whole government has gone to hell.
>>712250446
my point exactly, dickface.
>>712250446
Shut up cuck noones listening
>>712247426
>BIG GULP
>>712250273
>at least they speak some form of American
>form of American
>of American
>American
Why?
>>712250535
>Why?
I'm American. It's in my nature.
>>712250585
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAA
>>712245862
Sorry. We Do not want any Americans. We will build a wall around Europe and the US are going to pay for it
>>712250585
>it's in my nature
To be a redneck sister fucking methheaded faggot
>>712250653
First of all I only fucked my COUSIN one time. Never tried meth.
Fuck you inbred shithole britbong. I'm coming to your country and going to fuck your retarded looking women silly.
>>712250446
Cool anon.
But you're on a site where nobody is old enough to understand politics or just wants to kill everything that doesn't appeal to them.
>>712249933
I can speak enough to make small talk. Have picked it up when big wigs come to our facility or we go to SK going out drinking with their handlers and engineers which can speak better English than me. I have 2 engineering degrees I can learn a language.
>>712250702
Go ahead fuck em! And when you get black syphilis and can't return home we'll make sure the only 'football' you ever watch is my foot on your testes
>>712250640
I remember the last time America broke a wall in Europe.
>>712250757
>I have 2 engineering degrees I can learn a language
Maybe if you program it in your calculator, NERD
Seriously, I have an engineering degree too but language arts are my bane. All that vocabulary is hard to learn.
>>712246240
>I have a STEM degree and a law degree. I'm looking for path of least resistance as well as a liberal socialist democracy.
Go to New Zealand you faggy fagging fuck.
https://www.newzealandnow.govt.nz/
Philipines is the most powerful country in the world
>>712250841
intresting. thanks anon.
>>712250866
Powerful at what? Being a retarded version of North Korea?
>>712250866
Thanks. I have filipino cousins and could get along well their, but those fuckers elected the only motherfucker in existence that is literally crazier than donald trump as president. So you can keep your child whores and inexpensive booze.
>>712245862
Move to Sweden you cucked faggot
>>712250805
Well, actually the Germans did.
>>712250840
I am not going over to write the next great Korean novel. I am going to fuck bitches and eat bibimbap.
>>712251020
Once again, OP here, not a cuck. The liberals who stay in the USA now are cucks. The ones who leave at least have some pride.
>>712251132
Pride in what? Having A stomach full of black guy cum?
I went to bar tending school and can mix any drink that you can think of so I can gain employment in any country where alcohol is served.
All I need to do now is to figure out what language I want to learn and then decide where I'll move to based on that.
>>712251079
Come to think about it Americans really are Germans anyway. Look at Trump.
>>712251206
Can you even make a Slammer-Fly flim flam?
>>712251290
>inexplicably accurate
Come to sweden, we are fucked anyways by all The monkeys pouring in...
Thanks EU fags, I found ou tthe best places to move:
1. Denmark - They want me the least, so top choice
2. Netherlands - Hookers & Blow
3. UK - Speaks american
4. New Zealand - Speakers american
5. Sweden - Where danish want Americans liberals to go.
>>712245862
Go to Holland or Luxembourg or belguim or Germany if you wanna flee,these countries are really good op,i live in belguim
>>712251548
Why belgium? Can you tell me more?
Do Belgian speak hochdeutsch?
>>712251599
Belguim is divided in 3 parts the north if belguim is Flemish where I'm from here they speak Dutch in the south is walonie where they speak French and in the north south there is a little part of belguim where they speak German,and if you want a job you can take a electrician course which is totally free and it pays good.
>>712251835
I'm already educated (mechanical engineer and U.S. patent lawyer)i don't need a course but I need to get paid. How is your economy?
>>712251599
And in belguim we also have hookers and weed
>>712251975
It's really good.
>>712252062
thanks bro. I will add to my list. Do you know can I get EU from germany into belgium?
I'm looking into it and it seems better that I claim britsh citzenship then into EU so I'm solid. Instead of claiming my wife EU citizenship, which takes longer .
Does Belgium have an official language>
>>712251290
Wouldn't he be the Russians considering he wants to BUILD a wall?
>>712251975
And if you worry about immigrants,our immigrants in belguim are really good and friendly I'm not joking
>>712252145
It has 4 official languages Dutch ,French,english and German.also you can apply citizenship and they will give it to you after 4 years
THanks anons. I got enough info. Really appreciate your input. 4chan is OK.
>>712252440
If you come to belguim we can become friends
>>712252519
email me [email protected]
>>712252587
I'll contact you bro but not now also if you can't speak Dutch you have to go to courses and then you get a kind of diploma which proves you can speak Dutch so you can get to job
>>712252806
its a throwaway email. ill check it in a couple month but send a real email now so i have your contact. if not it might disappear.
>>712252806
yeah it expired after 58 hour so send tomorrow
>>712249567
Poland and Hungary will grow because of this decision. Even if they don't grow they won't decline at least.
>>712249696
I feel the same way as you about Trump. I'm looking foward to seeing him clean house in D.C. hopefully cutting the fat. We have so much of it.
>>712250082
Funny thing is I actually was a kill you and I actually could Navy Seal.
>>712250082
Cum inside me bro
