Riskiest place you've ever masturbated
Lurking
>>712232960
7th grade science class.
in myroom at night that i shared with my sister while she was sleeping
Used to work security for the Detroit Pistons basketball team outside of their training facility. A couple times i fapped in the truck while posted out in the parking lot in the security truck.
In detention, under the desk while the teacher was in the same room. Public bus.
>>712232960
I've never masturbated.
>>712232960
At work.
>>712232960
your mums closet
2 feet from my buddy sleeping, i was on the computer, him on the couch passed out. He had no idea. Outside neighbors window watching them fuck.
in a folding chair at the beach with my cousin playing in the sand like 5 feet away
>>712233161
Came in class once in 6th grade.
At work, at a funeral, in church, and in jail (Suicide wing)
Inside a top secret facility
(SCIF)
never jerked myself off in any risky place, but my girlfriend jerked me off in the middle of my film lecture and i came all over the floor. This was around 3 weeks ago.
>>712233463
there were around 200 people in the auditorium, but it was dark so that helped
>>712232960
At work, 6 feet behind my female coworker in a tank top and yoga pants.
>>712233161
Junior year spanish class.
Teacher was hot. Probably noticed me and refused to acknowledge it. Classmate caught me once, never did it again. Thankfully he has never mentioned it or brought it up, because I still know him.
>>712232960
In my girlfriends vagina
>>712232960
outside
>Pic Related
>>712232960
In the parking lot where I work.
In 6th grade, used the corner of a book to do the job
in the back seat of a packed car, my aunt was in the middle seat next to me and her boob was touching my arm, it was dark as fuck and i was super stealthy. didnt cum though
Driving while completely naked.
alright
while reading a book, at a public pool under my towel
in a ceiling at a client's home, coworker was taking ages to pass a cable through the roof, jizzed on insulation
11th or 12th grade English. Staring into the eyes of a slut across the table. My buddy next to me asked if I was really doing it later and I said no. He didn't believe me lol
In a church during a break between services
At work, in the milk cooler. Like, I could see people getting milk and what not.
...on a mountain jerkin off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNpJq5bo6PM
>>712233167
>plot twist
she wasnt sleeping
>>712232960
Disney's Hollywood Studios parking lot
>>712233865
What the fuck?
>>712233865
Fucking electricians
>>712232960
abandoned minefield
On a sofa right behind a female friend (girlfriend sounds wrong here aka. not risky) which was playing crash bandicoot racing on her pc when we were like 14 or some shit.
At work, in the school halls during classes when going "to the toilet". Honestly, too many to count. I kind of made it a hobby to fap at the weirdest places.
Front yard
>>712232960
The N Train in New York.
i got grade 9 geometry class, girl sitting next to me definitely saw my dick
once on a gondola at a ski resort, glass walls, so the family with a 9/10 girl my age and her little sister got a good look while her father had his back turned. came on the floor and walked tf out of there
>>712233905
in a church bathroom stall
Work in a smoking shop I jerked off behind the counter to one of my coworkers.
Public in Disney world
>>712233750
Gross, fucking dog dick.
>>712234082
Gets my heart racing to get off somewhere new or different.
>>712233865
Was the insulation fibergalss?
I hope it was fibergalss.
>>712233865
I've ceiling fapped before.
was on a job site alone, got bored so I fapped.
At work in the bathroom stall
posted my phone on some boxes that were in the stall with me
used work wifi connection to browse /b/ and download porn
fapped about 3 times when i didnt want to work for 15mins +
>>712233445
Where at? Ours have cameras everywhere...
I would say in the bathroom at work.
Without having an orgasm I would stay in my car on my street at night and video chat with my girlfriend because I didn't have a room then.
>>712234220
so? cameras are usually only fr when something happens and are 9/10 unmonitored
>>712234152
I was just veiny
>>712234111
i fucked a girl on the L train once, lol
At work, into a female co-worker's coffee cup (which I noticed she never washes)
>>712232960
Midday in the back of a truck with a camper shell in Mexico during my grandma's funeral; I was 13. They started a rosary which can last for hours and my mom said I could go lay down. I did, but I couldn't stop thinking about all of the cousins I had just met. They weren't super hot or anything, but again, I was 13.
>>712234389
Fuck that other fag, I would kill for a dick that long/thick/veiny.
>>712234296
BUUUUT
>meet girlfriend in austria
>we travel to spain with her famiyl for vacation
>we are at a city that's having a fiesta
>we walk 5 minutes from it but there are still a lot of people walking around
>we get to an area where it's like a 2nd story park that looks down on the homes
>I put my dick through the fence and my girlfriend jacks me off
>at the same time people walk by us but no one seems to notice or don't care
>I cum through the gate and it falls
it was the riskiest thing i've done with her even though we fucked in public places like next to the lake in Linz
>>712234528
Thenks men!
>>712234220
Night shift down at Texas
>7th grade during class
>couple of time while driving
>in my friend's little sister's room
Church parking lot during service
>>712233683
She also had lotion in her desk that I would sometimes steal and jack off into, then mix into the lotion. One time she was in a meeting and I hadn't jerked it in a few days and I came too hard and missed the opening and it went onto her keyboard, I left it there for her to find but she never said anything.
My mouth
>>712232960
amusement park line up.
beside a sleeping friend.
a library.
Road trip, Backseat of a beetle with my dad and brother in the front
>>712234296
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls
>>712234691
forgot
>uni's parking lot
>church bathroom
>>712234161
ye but i didn't swiped my shlong on it i'm not autistic
On my school bus. Jizzed on the floor and some kid slipped on it.
>>712234481
Come on now, it's the L train
>>712232960
In the romance novel section of a small strip mall book store, in the attic of a house that had been converted in to a boutique, blew my load on a poster of Marilyn Monroe and on one of Betty Boop
Sister on top bunk, me on bottom. while she slept many many nights and im sure a few nights when she wasnt lol
In a crowded spa pool at a public swimming complex. Used the bubble jets as camouflage.
Beat that.
i first came in a class at school when i was 9. i came in every high school class i had. probably every college class, in restaurants, in church, while driving, at every job i've had, in the cube and restroom. never been caught. i have sex with my wife at least once a day, but i can't stop.
I hid in a supply closet in summer camp in 6th grade, busted at least 3 or 4 nuts watching the hot camp counselor work on the computer when I was supposed to be in my cabin asleep. All over the life jackets. Would do it again.
next to my sleeping wife
twist
>It was trap porn and my wife has no idea im into that and would probably be disgusted if she knew
I'm School Suspension under the desk in 10th grade. Top Kek, I had no where to put it so I just came on the floor.
>>712232960
A long time ago I jerked off in a van full of kids my age at the time coming home from a field trip my best friend at the time was sitting next to me passed out as were most of the kids in the van, no one found out.
>>712232960
In a tree line in afghanistan
>>712234837
Faggot
>>712232960
briefly in the pool bleachers
BJs parking lot in my moms car like 6 times
in a Skype call with 2 friends (cameras off ofc)
>>712232960
I jerked it in the livingroom at my friends house, sitting on a couch next to her (she was asleep). Thought the entire time that I should've cum on her face, but I chickened out.
>>712234988
ive used the bubble jets to get off. If you back off of the jet far enough it doesnt hurt, it feels amazing.
>>712233161
6th grade science class for me
>>712233739
subtle and clever
>>712232960
In prison.
>>712233230
>never masturbated
*hands lotion* Here.
Friends house. My friends sister was sleeping in the living room, and she was wearing a onesie, and I unzipped it down and exposed her tits. Masturbated over her.
>>712235138
Oh, also in the car one time on like a 5 hour trip. I was under a blanket so nobody could see but it was shitty having to wait till we stopped for gas to finish in the bathroom
>>712232960
A room full of middle school girls (friends of my younger sister)
>>712235018
forgot to add, on the school bus almost daily. in the school swimming pool. i was super stealth...
>>712235075
Same person, I also jerked it into a napkin in the back of a car with my parents driving in the front seat.
>>712233300
I too came next to a sleeping friend, but it was in the same bed.
I was sleeping over and we shared a bed he was sleeping so I starting watching porn with headphones and jerking it.
>>712232960
>Taking test math state standarized test
>8th grade
>Decided it would be a good idea in a test room with no other kids and one adult at the same table
>to just jack off
>it was just a slight up and down motion
>all the same i had a wetspot on my shorts for the rest of the day
>never got caught
>>712234764
My boss also had a photograph of him/his wife hanging in his office, not particularly risky but one day when he was out of office (and no one goes into his office when he's not there) I took the photo and jerked off onto it and came on his wifes face.
I had a picture before I dropped my phone into the machine at work, RIP proof.
>>712233230
You sick fucking freak
Job places bathroom, totes had a boner in a male dominate work place (warehouse), was thinking of my ex, had to get rid of that shit real quick
>>712234528
nigga i got a 6 inch dick soft. Hold the applause.
>>712232960
At the back of a night coach I guess. Came on the leather seat and left. A few times on the train also, sometimes trying to make eye contact over the headrests..
>>712235058
I have vids of my wife's sister showering on my phone, and I get off to them while she sleeps next to me.
It's scary af, but I kind of love it.
At work in my pants... Had my head teaser on and I normally don't just cum with that on... But I have a pretty large dick and I didn't have any underwear on so with that thing on..
My dick was highly visible and the sight of my own cock bulging half way down my leg while the teaser vibrated the head of my dick while I was sitting at my desk at work where anyone could walk by... Made me have the most intense hands free orgasm I've ever had.
>>712232960
Fifth grade science class. The teacher wore thongs and she put me at a table with 3 girls. I accept no responsibility. I went straight to the bathroom to try and clean it with paper towels but I still had jizz crust in my paints all day.
>mfw I made sure to wipe some on the cap of a pen that belonged to the girl who sat next to me
>mfw I had another boner as soon as I came back to class because she was chewing on her pen when I walked in the door
>>712234988
first week of year 8 i fapped in one of those big round red tubes in the school playground
High school. I had to take this 2nd language english class because i was the only faggot that wasnt educated enough which i fapped till death because of the intense moments when im alone, small room, teacher is sick(absent) and door slightly opened to millions of other kids.
i climbed to the top of my middle school back in 8th, blasted my seed right off the roof! one of the greatest orgasms ever. found my cumstain the next day too. I felt like a killer walking by his murder scene.
>>712235434
post it faggot.
>>712235705
>show me your dick, you gay.
In the back of a drivers ed car
>>712234837
This is like the chain mail shit
Also anyone who reads this is immune
>>712235434
post or ur a one-inch wonder
Girl with thong out sitting in front of me in class, jerked off under the desk to her thong. shot so hard a drop hit her right near the thong.
>>712234389
fuck I wish my parents hadn't circumsized me
>>712232960
Driving a 26ft boxtruck down I35.
>>712233387
You must be a lot of fun at parties
In bed next to my female friend (jst friends srs) whilst she was asleep and suffering from major burns. I'd been on nofap for a week and came heaps all over the place. Always had a feeling that she was secretly awake.
>>712233387
You must be a lot of fun at parties
Also mine is while flying an airplane
>>712235745
got a lil dick, figures.
>>712235826
airplanes are amatuer shit, i nutted next to a sleeping nine year old under my complimentary blanket once.
>>712235058
SECOND plot twist: your wife IS a trap
In my mother's womb. I'm sure I got bored during those nine months and rubbed hundreds out.
>6th/7th grade classroom
>in shared bedroom with older brother asleep
>in car on a road trip with mother driving
>^same but with grandma driving
>high school physician's office
>work bathroom
>at female friend's house while she was putting on make up
>while driving
>also in parked car
>next right to sleeping grills (that I wasn't dating)
>next to grills I was dating
>in the same room as drunk and passed out friend
God that was more than I expected.
>>712235751
Thank you anon
Masturbated in a rest room overlooking the grand canyon. Best feeling ever
>>712232960
>friend fapped on a train coming home from school. Carriage was empty and either carriages on the sides were too so he lay down across the seats out of view of the cameras and fapped til he came on the floor. Risky as fuck because train stops at stations every minute or two.
>used to go out to local football field and go behind into some dense bushes and masturbate with a banana peel and then put the cummy banana peel into a plastic bag and hang it on a branch when I was done. LMAO. Hard to cum that good while standing I nearly fainted from the pleasure.
At the beach. Also pulled gf bathing suit to the side at the beach while she sat on my lap and rode. Crowd of people at beach, no one knew i dont think.
>>712235780
I got circumcised in 4th grade because no one told me to pull the foreskin back because no one else had foreskin so my penis got infected.
>>712233161
That's eerily my same exact answer
>>712235951
Did she get pregnant?
In a bathroom at my first job. People came in and out and even talked to me. I think I got off on the rush.
>>712235085
Fake
There are no trees in afghanistan.
>>712236333
Fuck that's how you know I'm fucked in the head. Them trips tho
>>712236168
you fucking what?
>>712232960
Behind my friends back while he was playing the Incredibles game with his door open.
His dad even walked by.
I was like, 10 or so.
>>712232960
literally in a room full of my cousins. middle of the day, while talking to them. pretty sure I came while one was looking me in the face
on a public school bus
>>712232960
Build-a-bear workshop
>be cracked out meth head
>drive through crack hood looking for a head to rob
>see hood rat hooker on corner
>pull up to see if she's holding with the intention of getting her in car to take her some where to drop her off after I rob her
>talking her up
>ask her how much for a date
>asks me "How do I know you're not a cop?"
>pull dick out and start stroking
>tweaker dick is hard in seconds
>ask her to touch it
>shes stroking me through car window
>almost forget crack
>ask if she's holding
>pulls out a rock from her bra
>holds it in her palm in front of my face
>her other hand is on dick
>slap her crack hand sending rock into the air in my car
>she about rips my dick off when I take off but im good
>step on the gas, grab my dick and almost run her over
>get shot at
>go two blocks over and finish beating off before I smoke crack
>drive home to kids
>>712235705
its black, and it doesn't show on camera with my black skin.
>>712236356
There are plenty of trees. All we did was treeline reductions
>>712236435
>pretty sure I came while one was looking me in the face
How else would you establish dominance?
>>712235085
this guy wins the thread by default
A port-a-potty at a state fair.It was when I first started jackin it and I was on a 2 week dry time and needed to.
>>712234528
Preschool teacher reporting in.
I'm a sick fuck.
>>712232960
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.
>>712232960
Confession booth
>>712236551
tiny black cocks are the cutest, like little burnt marshmallows.
>>712236711
Any good stories?
>>712236320
It is a paradox.
>>712236382
which part of those stories didn't make sense? Or is that all just too risky?
Pic related australian train
>>712233161
Holy shit, same. Sat next to a 8/10 who probably noticed
Rubbing my mom's pussy while she was sleeping.
>>712236718
Fucking murder me. I'm worth more dead than alive.
>>712232960
i use to have this long down coat that was a little big for me when i was a kid. Whenever i was outside walking around in broad daylight id just be stroking myself all day. I was 8
back of the school bus when i was younger
>>712232960
The back of my grandmothers van while we was driving to church.
>>712232960
7th grade while in public library....... near the kids section........
>>712236547
>>drive home to kids
LMAO
>>712234163
This is now a thing 'ceiling fap', imma go climb the ceiling
>>712235596
Haha, I've fucked in those things. Fun times..
I actually jerked it through my pants in the car with my parents once. We were on a road trip, almost to the destination. I was in the back seat and it was early evening.
walked my neighborhood naked and masturbating one night. passed a person outside and came while they watched from the porch. ran home lol
>>712236547
you win
>>712236744
"Forgive me father for I am about to sin, ohh Im gonna sin real hard father, ooohh, AHH. Forgive me father for I have sinned"
During the Pokémon GO craze, I was walking around my neighborhood at 2 in the morning. Thought it would be a good idea to rub one out while walking around.
>>712233161
Was math for me.
fucking first year teachers.
>>712236215
The foreskin is supposed to be adhered to the head of the penis until 8-10. Chances are, either your parents or some doctor forcibly retracted it, which caused the damage requiring you to be cut. Think about that for a bit.
>>712233167
Holy shit same
On a bus, during a school trip to florida
D.c. Belt way traffic, literally a parking lot, anyone could have seen.
>>712237923
Or i used to pinch my foreskin and fill that fucker like a balloon of piss like a dumb kid that doesnt understand foreskin
6th grade in a computer lab. I pushed myself closest foward as i can so no one can see me. I had people sitting on both sides of me but i managed to pull it off without anyone noticing
>>712233230
Must be a religionfag
>>712236547
>drive home to kids
Legend
>>712232960
ER waiting for the doctor to see me
>>712235544
This guy doesn't wear underwear to work
Store dressing room. leave door open, walk around in the dressing area naked a bit, jerk off, cum.
>>712237507
You're a fucking legend mate
>>712238324
I don't wear underwear at all, commando all the way everyday !
>>712237631
kek
In front of my hot stepsisters face while she was asleep on the couch in the living room. Just how close seeing my dick was to her face gets me diamonds.
>>712235544
10/10 cap was a great idea
>>712237262
Not much room in those things
>>712238745
oh god for real. its such a turn on to know your dick was that close to someone it shouldnt be close to.
>>712236430
"I'm the daaasssshhhh!"
>>712233174
I used to work security for an amusement park and I jerked off in our dispatch office one night while I was the only person on duty.
Then while I was in the army I jerked off to a Brittany Spears music video in drivers seat of a humvee while my battle buddy slept in the TC seat.
>>712233356
I did it in 5th grade.
C'mon lets keep this list of places we never masturbated going.
Swimming in pool with sisters, one sis turns me on. Put on goggles and pretend to be diving for stuff. Hand down shorts and masturbating, came in the pool
In a hospital while connected to an EEG machine monitoring my brain for signs of seizures. Oh and I was also being recorded 24/7 as well as audio. Hardest I've ever came. I slowly edged for hours. Each time a nurse would come in and ask if I was ok.
>>712233463
>my girlfriend
>film studies
Pick one.
>>712233161
Same. Back when I was 23.
>>712233174
So they moving downtown or what?
>>712239245
So everyones a liar and no one could cum in 6th grade?
>>712239392
Precisely.
>the hotel pool in Thailand
>be 14
>pool is one of those 'lazy river' style streams
>find an alcove in the stream that leads to a pool area and a seat in the water
>I will be able to hear and see if anyone is coming round the corner
>begin fapping
>realise the multi story hotel around the pool can view me at particular angles
>when people aren't in view of seeing me I fap
>in hindsight they could all probably see me from the second story and up from all angles but the trees in the pool area obscured my view making me believe I was safe from sight
>finished with huge white globs floating in the water
>kids are in this pool
>im a monster
>>712238892
Yeah. It was cramped, but we moved around the jungle gym lol
>>712239392
eh, shooting blanks in 7th was a thing
>>712239574
You must be joking.
Nieces bed
>>712239671
I never shot blanks in 6th and 7th. I mean i wasnt cumming like i do now but i was certainly shooting loads
>>712239754
I misspoke - it was more like really clear and not with much force at all
but yeah, not actual cum
>>712236547
7/10 good read
would read again
>>712232960
>Next to my cousin playing video games
>sisters bed
>during work in warehouse
>driving a bulldozer
The list goes on...
>>712233230
>never masturbated
Nigga stop lyin
>>712232960
right behind you OP
>>712234158
Yea me too
>>712240067
true for a lot of girls, tho
At work in the bathroom. Hentai got to my head and i couldn't hold back
>>712240030
>driving bulldozer
Wtf?
>>712240351
Those fuckers are slow as shit.
It was a 1 hour drive out of the woods and the vibrations got to me....
>>712232960
In my living room when my brother was playing playstation 5 feet away from me, and my mom was standing behind the couch. I had a blanket over me and I did that thing where you stretch it over your feet so it looks like a flat surface. I was probably 9 or 10, I didn't know what masturbaiting at that time, I just knew it felt good on my weener
near sister
>>712236547
>this man has kids
Outside the bathroom door where my best friend's sister was taking a shower. She was hot and I was hoping she would catch me, the rush was magnificent. Ironically, three days later she crawled into the shower with me, told me to quit leaving sticky puddles outside her door when she would gladly give me a place to cum.
Movie theater. Coyote ugly...
>>712232960
/b/
here
work, when i worked at a toll booth
>>712232960
in a loli
>>712240659
/thread
>>712240636
Pics or it didnt happen
In the cockpit of a fighter, on an aircraft carrier.
>>712236559
This is actually true, made me google.
Work bathroom
Wearing my friends sisters thong in her room on her bed friend in the other room watching jurassic park 2
>>712236910
Rethinking about it I'm not sure if I'm a sick degenerate or an opportunist...
>4am, still awake after a long day
>mom is in the bed ready to sleep
>"anon, can I ask you a massage for my back pain?"
>she wears a nightgown
>as long as I massage the nightgown tend to go up uncovering her ass
>start to massage directly on her skin instead that over the vest
>she's not concerned about that
>massage loop.webm
>after minutes my fingers accidentally slip down
>feel something soft
>realize and start to panic
>she's not concerned about that too
>wtf.jpg
>realize she fall asleep
>go down again gently with the fingers touching her pussy
>hear her breathing while sleeping
>dick turns diamond
>gently go up and down on her lips
>create a little space to try to finger her
>hear her breath deeply but still sleeping safely
>put the tip of the finger inside her
>begin to masturbate with the other hand
>jizz in my hand
>pretty huge shot, probably something on the floor
>get the fuck out of there
>>712233161
Best friends sister in the shower next to the shower I was in... staying at hostel... let out a huge load staring through a tiny hole to see her...
In the forest right behind my old highschool, high school washroom, & work washroom
>>712237923
8-10? Nah man. Most guys should be able to retract their foreskin by 5 years old.
I was in a hotel shower jerking it cause I was pent up and a friend walked in thinking it'd be cool if he used the toilet while I was in there. I was really fucking horny so I kept jerking off even though there was only a shower curtain between us.
Back seat of a Ford van with my cousin Beth. She was a year younger and just figured out how boys and girls do things. We played with eachother a lot.
I jacked it on a Rollercoaster in Denver, ride took forever to get to the top and nobody was around that day because it was raininf so I whipped it out. Finished at the end while waiting for the other cart to fill up
>>712234630
more plz
>>712241501
greentext
Trump Tower public bathroom. Shit on floor after.
>>712241636
well how the fuck does a guy greentext anyways?
inb4 newfag, yes am a newfag
>>712236547
Jesus your children must hate you, growing up they will turn into adults that hate the world.
>>712240496
I did the same thing but in a teepee
In a car with my family on a roadtrip, I just put a pillow and a blanket on my lap.
>>712232960
confessional...i needed a sin
In the back seat in the car with both parents in the front.
>>712232960
back of my grandparents car during a roadtrip
>>712238321
Pretty risky
>>712241764
>be you
>wonder how to greentext
>read some anons post on 4chan of him greentexting
>use basic reading comprehension to catch on and write my own greentext about fucking my cousin beth
Teacher's office after class.
>>712241986
>What
>>712233161
i also masturbated in the middle of a class. i wore a big hooded sweatshirt and tucked my arms inside and kept my hood up.. teacher walks over a few mins later and asks why im sweating so bad, she sent me home cuz she thought i was getting sick lmfao. this was like 2nd or 3rd grade
>>712238321
Best one so far
>>712242043
10/10
>>712233750
that is nasty looking
>>712242021
just forget it
>>712241801
One grew up and OD'd and is half retarded now, the other got taken by cps. They were not mine, but gf at the time. She's in prison for manufacture of methamphetamine, racketeering and using a dead person’s handicapped parking sign.
>>712233299
Tom cruise?
>>712232960
For me it would have had to be in 5th at lunch detention. We had weird desk so it was easy. Teacher was wearing a low cut shirt with decent sized titties. She wasn't really hot but all I saw was titties. Busted a nut. Then a few times in work break room. It's upstairs with a window over looking the store. Would wank it to teenage girls with there parents.
>>712242043
Cool story. Too bad it's a work of fiction.
in a hotel room with my mom.
we had to share a room with 2 beds and i jerked off in one of the beds before sleep while she slept in the other
- spent the night at my friend's when I was 16/17, woke up earlier than everyone. I was on the floor 4-5ft away from his bed, jerked off into an empty Doritos bag
- me and a buddy found a huge playboy stash in an abandoned house when we were 14/15, we took them and hid them in the woods behind his house. Several times when walking home from his house I would cut thru the woods and jerk off while looking at the mags.
- not risky but since I'm such a fucking autist I used to keep a "cum box"... I used to jack off into a cardboard box so I didn't have to waste socks or clean any other shit up. Well this box had been used daily for two weeks or so, couple friends of mine came over including my crush. No idea why but she was looking at all my shit in my closet and found the box. She didn't even notice all the stains and smell, and for some reason she fucking put it on her head like a hat and wore it for awhile before we all left
>mfw
someone post the webm of the guy cumming on the girls legs on the escalator
In 8th grade spanish class. I was in the middle of the room and i did it through my pants. This girls underwear was showing and i jiat went to town. We were all watching a movie so it was dark. Didnt get caught.
>>712242198
The true American dream.
School bathroom
>>712242318
nah man... i was half retarded in elementary, i was the annoying ass kid the teacher hated so i sat in the back in my own desk, i legit fapped and then tried to take a nap.. she came back and asked if i was okay and i was sweaty as fuck cuz stealth fapping takes forever and you sweat alot
>>712242198
>and using a dead person’s handicapped parking sign
What a monster
In the tent of a small outdoors-themed camp, using a 14-year-old's panties i had stolen out of her bag.
I was probably 15 or 16 and shared a tent with her.
I still remember her name; Alma.
>>712233898
Story time?
I was jerking off in class. I had to eat lunch in class because I didn't do my homework. Started jacking off because the teacher wasn't even around. All of a sudden I feel a big hand on mine. It's my male teacher and he starts stroking me. I'm terrified and let him do it. 30 seconds later I blow my load. Zip up. Finish school that day and cry when I get in my room.
>>712242826
right....
My girlfriend's sister went hiking with my girlfriend and I. That night we all slept in the same hotel room. While my girlfriend was getting food for us, her sister decided to shower. I grabbed her sweaty used underwear while she was showering and smelled it and eventually came on it.
>>712242198
>there's too much evil on this planet
>good
Next to my brother while he plays tales of xillia 2
>>712243071
???
>>712232960
3 feet behind a female I was stuck with on a 12-hour nightshift in an air traffic control tower in RC-West Afghanistan.
>>712243071
We found the real crack head.
>>712233161
I did in seventh grade science too. Came pretty quick. Didn't really touch myself, just was unbelievably horny all of a sudden and came.
>>712233750
haha it looks fake
In a bus full of 7th graders. While driving.
>>712239392
>>>712239245
Nah, I was masturbating in the 5th grade and they weren't blanks
>>712243357
lmao
>>712243357
Were you the bus driver?
>>712239293
I did that once, too. Young nurse with the nicest ass, thought I'd quietly rub one out. All good till all the bells & whistles go off and then she and another nurse were checking heart rates, blood pressure, all that stuff. I figure they had to know.
>>712232960
in a friends house v:
On top of a house while working
>>712232960
>4chan
At the CQ desk in basic training. Just graduated and was there that final night. Another D.S comes by and before i can get up with a well earned hand full of cum(didn't jerk off for 14 weeks) he said "what you too good to call at ease and stand at parade rest. And before i could say another thing. He yelled Fucking privates and walked away. That was a close one by far. I prob could of got an article 15 for that shit!
>>712243478
you dumb loser
Curch pew
In a hot tub with my wife's best friend (she didn't know). Same hot tub with my adult step daughter, she didn't know either, but gave me a smile just as I came. Standing a few feet behind my daughter in law, standing a few feet behind my very drunk sister in law. Disneyland Skyway. Back seat of a car with my wife and her best friend in the front seat, staring at the friends great legs. Daughter in law's bathroom, where she keeps her panty-rich dirty laundry.
>>712232960
At work in the breakroom. Came so hard at the thought of getting caught.
Behind my gran as she was laying in the conservatory. Also behind my gran atop the stairs where she was at the bottom.
In class 3 times. It was a cooking class as well but we were on computers all lesson so I whipped out my dick next to some fat bitch and her friend. They didn't see, but I got on the idea of being caught.
I used my sister's hands and feet as a kid as well. My mother was just in the other room.
I also fucked a tree in a public place. The bark was stripped and all wet from sticky sap, plus it looked like a vagina so I had to.
I've jerked off outside more times than I can count.
Very top of the new world trade center
>>712236802
you do realise australia is NOT austria?
>>712244121
You could say it was a very elevating fap.
>>712240496
Playstation 5 is out already?
>>712232960
School bus during a trip, in the car with my mom and her friend.
I'd say bus was riskier, since if my mom caught me it'd just be embarassing, but if a teacher caught me I'd be fucked.
On that same trip I also got caught taking lewds of the girls changing, managed to get away with it though claiming ignorance, pretended my camera glitched.
>>712244023
>The bark was stripped and all wet from sticky sap, plus it looked like a vagina so I had to.
Not all heroes wear capes...
>>712233998
I was here 2 days ago
>>712232960
In my sister's bathroom. Well, in the bathroom in her house that her daughters use. I get my niece's dirty panties out the hamper and jerk off with them. They smell and taste so bad but so good.
>>712244293
That's when I did it. Your gf probably saw my cock and liked it too.
On a greyhound bus.
Long road trip couldn't sleep.
Sitting next to solid 7.
Has been flirting for past few hours of the trip.
Ask to share her blanket.
Put one hand on her thigh other on my dick.
She reaches over and starts stroking me off
I reach over and return the favor.
We both pass out after cumming.
6 hours later her stop.
Never see or hear from her again.
Best Greyhound ride ever.
>>712244735
Didnt greentext it
But still worth the read
