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Roll to get your wife.
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roll for 4 or 5 if not that im going to bed.
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>>712227422
yep goodnight
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>>712227119
Rolling.

Also, 2 would be my ideal one night stand. I love the round "cute" girls. They've got all kinds of weird folds and awesome smells coming off of them
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Roll
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>>712227119
roll
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>>712227119
come on 5
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oh no
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>>712227119

The only winning move is not to play...

FUCK IT!
ROLLING!
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Rollersrollser
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>>712227119
They're all the same imo, but let's see anyways.
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>>712229432
No sex 4 u
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6 would be ideal. WIFE IT UP
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>>712227119
roll
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>>712227119
5 or 9 is only answer
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>>712227119
Oh jeez another wife? Hope they get along and let me play Xbox. Here goes
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>>712227119
There are no winners here.
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>>712230005
Oh fuck yes
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>>712230057
Kill me
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>>712227119
rolliongi
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>>712227119
Hoping for 3...
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>>712227119

if i get 1 or 8, please kill me
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5
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>>712227119
9 pls because I don't want any of these bitches
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>>712227119
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.............................
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>>712227119
mucha fuego
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>>712227119
They're all 1/10 to 3/10 - but rolling.
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rolling
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roll
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>>712227119
roll
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.............................
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>>712227422
same
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roll
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roll
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rawli
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if 1 2 7 or 8 bed
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>>712227119
2 - 6
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>>712227119
4-5 get
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>>712227119
Average white girl thread.
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Roll!
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Roll
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>mfw I inevitably roll 1
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boobs AND vagina?
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>>712227119
3,5,6 get!
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i just wanna an hero
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>>712227119
Ye
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>>712227119
Rollin for 4 PLEEEEEASE!
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Odds are not in my favor
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roll a diddly rino
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>>712231794
FUCK YEAH NIGGA!!!!
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>>712227119
Let me go
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Rololo
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>>712232014
Better than expected huh?
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>>712227119
gimme a 0 bby
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Roll diddily
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Check out my 6
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Roll
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>inb4 0
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gimmie that 3-6
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Have mercy
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>>712227119
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.............................
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>>712227119

5 or 3. Although I don't mind 6, can't figure out why.
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my turn to roll.
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>>712227119
>Roll
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Roll
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>>712232597
for some reason i think she's actually kinda cute
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roll
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trollololo
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>>712227119
Rollerino
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Rool
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Rolio
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No 8
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uuuuuuufffffffffffff
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Fuck it. Let's get it over with...
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Lemme get Dat five, if not any of the fat bitches will do ill just grind a cinnamon roll on my dick and enjoy the glorious head!
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Rollin
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>>712227119
5 please u _ u
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3-6 pls
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>>712233040
Rerolling botched roll.
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>>712234000
Check the trips. And also, give me a legit 1-9 number. K thx
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>>712227119

8 get
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5 is the only correct choice
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roll
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>>712234194
Fuck it, 4 will do
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Rall
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Rolling
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>>712227119
Roll
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come on 3
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>>712227119
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.........
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>>712227119

rollerooni
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Roll
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls...........
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rolly polly
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roll :)))
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5 get
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1,2,7 or 8 plz
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>>712227119
3 4 5 please
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>>712227119
Sjdjdjdj
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Rolling
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Roll
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>>712227119
rawl
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Roll baby roll
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>>712227119
roll
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Not many wins here
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stu
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dennis
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dom
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>>712227119
0 get __________________________/^
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Roll
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>>712227119
YEBS?
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Rolling
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>>712237829
Dont know why gotta go with 6
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roll away
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>>712238086
>Dont know why gotta go with 6

Score, dude!
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Here's a different set of girls to roll for!!
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Roll
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>>712227119
Roll
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oh god
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rolling
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>>712227119
k
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>>712237722
NEBS.
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Roll
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Rollin
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rollin
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roll
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>>712227119
screw it
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rollin
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>>712227422
rolling
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Roll
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>>712227119
rollerino
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rollin
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Roll
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Roll 1-7 for single girl.
8 you get the brunnetes
9 you get the sisters
dubs you get as many of the IG accounts that i know
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>>712241470
these are the sisters
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Rolllinigusmus
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roll
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Man, the roll threads here tonight are shit.
Ah well; beggars can't be choosers.
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>>712227119
no wammie
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>>712241929
I choose 4.
>>712238572
>>712241470
I assume I get none of them if I roll a 0. Rolling anyway.
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8
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Rolling
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>>712227119
roll me into that pussy baby
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>>712227119
Please 5
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5 pls
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>>712227119
rolling 3465
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>>712227119
oh boy here I go
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>>712227119
The only one there that is remotely shaggable is 4, unless you like fucking a sow.
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>>712227119
kei
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>>712227119
5 get
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>>712227119
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.
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>>712227119
5 or i kill myself
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no thanks...
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Rolling
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fuck...
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Roll
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>>712243097
>>712243177
wtf...
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>>712227119
which one fucks me in the ass every night and morning? that's the one I want
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>>712243270
i don't know why i keep doing this...
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>>712238572

rollio
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>>712243366
sooo do I get two of her? awesome. also she is basically the best looking for me. double awesome
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This is a goddamn minefield. Only 3 and 5 are decent
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rolllllllinnnn
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Rolll
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Rollllll.....
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>>712227119
Roll
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>>712227119
Roll
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Roll
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5 get
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>>712227119
Rolli
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>>712227119
5 or I end my life.
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>>712245897
Holy shit I did it.
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>>712227119
Fuck8ng a roll
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Kkk fags
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>>712227119
Bump
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>>712227119
No
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>>712227119
pls giv 0
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Roll
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>>712227119
Roll for 2
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>>712227119
But they're all so ugly
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>>712227119
roll-
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>>712227119
waifu get
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>>712227119
rolll
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roll
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>>712227119
Dear god, evens numbers! 2,4,6, and 8! I don't even care! I just want an damn even number!
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Rollin
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>>712227119
high risk roll
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rolll
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5 go roll
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>>712227119
why not
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FUck you.
Not a single slam pig on here is fuckable.
FUCK FATTIES
Fat bitches deserve lonely dildo until death.
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roll 747
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5 get
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>>712227119
FUCK ME DADY
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:'( :"(
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>>712227119
Same chance as a Casino.. rolll
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Rolling
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>>712227119
0 get please for the love of God
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>>712227119
oh boy here we go
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>>712255019

Guess who I'll choose...... FIVE.
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>>712227119

Rollan 4 or an hero
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Rolls
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Rolling.

What could go wrong?
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5 or suicide
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>>712227119
rool
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Rollin
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>>712227119
so this
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>>712227119
rollo
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Rollerino niggerino
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>>712243550
you got zero so none for you
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roll
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Let's rock
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rolo
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rolling bolling
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>>712227119
roll
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roolio
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>>712227119
rollin'
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>>712258310
reroll
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>>712258338
:/
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>>712227119
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls
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roll
>>712258551
go back to facebook
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>>712258551
fuck off back to facebook
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>>712227119
Oh my god, let's roll
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Rolls...
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>>712227119
asd
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okurrr
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Come on 5 or 9.

Or 0.
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>>712227119
fukkit /rolling for a fat pig
>they can probably cook, or order a mean takeaway
>we all know fat bitches love to suck cock, they always swallow... and I'm only gonna cheat on the bitch anyway
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>>712259224
Well fuck!
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roll
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Oh god rolling
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>>712227119
Rollan 4 0
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Rollin
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>>712227119
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Atyyyyy
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>>712227119
GIMME DAT 4, OR 5
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Hell yeah, I'm getting married!
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roll
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rollinGG
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>>712227119
rolin
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>>712227119
rollin
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>>712227119
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>712227119
9 or 5 por favor
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I found http://www.xgirls.site with a really nice set! Have fun
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>>712227119
sick
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daily reminder pic related (Hillary Clinton) is unpostable at /pol/

Why????
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1 or 2 please
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O shit
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oh boy
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Roll for wife
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>>712227119
4 get
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>>712227119
roll
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Pls
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>>712261727
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>712227119
>>
roll
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>>712227119
typical American women, not one under 400lbs.
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no whale pls
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rolling
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rolley polley
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>>712227119
Rolling plz 45
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Rollin
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Rollin
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oh boy
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not the fatties please
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>>712227119
inb4 hambeast.
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>>712227119
rollin
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durr
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>>712227119
fuck it
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Rolling for 8
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>>712227119
jebus help meh
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roll
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Rool
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>>712265479
2 l8 m8 8 rolled away on her own
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Roland
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Roll
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>>712227119

plz no fat scum pls
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>>712227119
roll for win
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>>712227119
Rollin'
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>>712227119
give me give me
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>>712227119
wifoo
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Roll
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>>712260915
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>>712227119
the odds of getting 4 5 or 6 not good
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>>712267909
and My choice is 4
she wears above knee skirt , means she got stuff good enough to show
smile with dimple means unique
her eyes are pretty
made for each other
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Sure, what the fuck, I'll roll

Soon as I'm done teaching Google how to find a storefront
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>>712268461
Annnnnnnd..........surprisingly close to reality.
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try
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>>712227119
ROLL
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>>712268566
Samefag here, Dubs don't lie
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>>712227119
k
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>>712227119
No sex, please
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rollin'
i hope i dont get the fat ugly one
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Rewl
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>>712227119
roll roll
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>>712227119
come on 3
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roll
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