You there, what is your profession?
I'm a bullshit artist!
muthafucking hustla
I'm a social media expert
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls
>>712215330
soldier
>>712215330
USAF MP
I kill mothers of people who don't reply to posts in their sleep.
>>712215330
Shitposter.
I circumcise African children.
>>712215986
What do you do to orphans who have no family?
I are and teacher.
...Im a cook..
>>712215330
I make quality custom cabinets.
I'm a "actor"
Depression is my profession :D
>>712216086
Yes.
I go to University :/
I am a content guy for a marketing firm. I right blogs and ebooks and that kind of shit. Sometimes interesting stuff but many times boring shit like blogs about taxes and accounting
Cell tower engineer, sir.
Long haul truck driver
>>712216212
That was such a good answer I think you deserve a candy bar, disregard the instructions :D
>>712216316
That's stupid
>>712215330
Surface water hydrologist
>>712215800
jokes on you I like ghost girls.
>>712215330
Care assistant my liege
>>712215800
tl;dr
i stroke tubes all fucking day
Music Ed major here. So aimed profession.
Commercial pilot
>>712215800
fuck off queer
I am a process engineer / metrologist (stupid fucking title).
>>712216401
faggot
>>712216303
how do you right a blog, mister?
>>712216316
tell us all about the dangers to our health and how we will all die of brain cancer
>>712216401
so what you browse /b/ while driving?
>>712215330
I'm a president
I'm the leader of the free world
>>712218101
Of course he does driving is boring you dipshit
Trap slut
A rifleman before all else.
>>712215956
>USAF MP
>MP
Grandfather
>>712218569
>>712215956
dont talk shit too
he will get that ass
>>712216176
JJ?
>>712215330
Elementary special ed TA
>>712218721
No my name is Melvin
>>712215330
senior level designer.
>>712218348
how do you browse and drive?
Structural steel fabricator. Theres wetbacks with better yobs than me. I wanna fucking die.
>>712215956
I'm sorry for being in SF
>>712216131
>toppest kek
>>712215330
Land surveyor
>>712215330
Aerospace Engineer : Division Manager
>>712217186
thumbs up
I'm a negr
I'm a taxedermist.
>>712218569
I'll get in there with only a little spit too >;D
If it's because I said MP nobody's gona understand what security forces is so MP simplifies it.
>>712218715
Sup anon
>>712219308
mfw you call yourself that
>>712215330
Well, I was a warfighter for a while, now I'm a student again....
>>712215330
Art Lecturer.
I get paid to spew bullshit and browse 4chin all day
>>712219193
It's alright I drink a lot
>>712219525
You forgot the picture , Anon.
>>712219525
>>712219633
no. his picture is my reaction.
Truck long driver haul
>>712219620
You wash out or willingly choose?
Masseuse....
>>712215330
Im a part time cashier at dollar general.
>>712215330
Scenery techic.
And amateur audiobook narrator.
>>712220058
Short answer I picked it.
Tried to sign up for combat control technician and they said my eyes were to bad. Then they said I could join as security forces and get my eyes fixed...they lied so I'm stuck till I get all my cross training paperwork finished on monday.
>>712215330
rocket surgeon
>>712215330
Community worker
>>712220207
hot, do you massage men or women?
>>712223474
mostly women but believe me, the job is horrible.
I'm a social engieener, developers and business man
...and I'm also a drug dealer (weed, MDMA, mushroom, LSD)
>>712215330
I am a Chef at Wendy's
Making $8.75 hr
Only 37 years old
>>712225076
noice
how you do those baked potaters
Plumber/Gas Fitter
>>712215330
Feelsbadman.
Atleast i can pay my apartment and my WoW subscribtion.
Chimney sweep. Also clean air ducts and drier vents
Barrister bitch
>>712216303
do you wrong blogs too?
DBA
Civil Servant.
Night shift taxi driver here
>>712220562
By chance do you live near a area called plumas county?
>>712215791
underrated post
>>712226149
I agree
Anime subber
>>712215330
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
full time weeb
>>712215330
Engineer. I wanted to be a physicist, but too dumb.
Radiographer. Pic related, had a guy in the ER a while ago with a fucking socket wrench attachment in his dick. First time I've ever had to x-ray a penis.
>sales rep by day
>amateur gaming youtuber by night
>still faggot by day
>>712215330
>college student
>recently unemployed bc fired bc reasons
>aspiring photographer and media guru
>also a faggot
>>712215330
I invent illusions such as "The Patriarchy."
I decide if someone is going to be condemned to pay or do something for someone. I work at a court.
>>712218543
You are not a Marine fag. Nobody thinks you're cool
>>712215532
Goddammit. https://youtu.be/gtqOXvLKHVQ?t=2805
>>712215956
>Be me
>Be freshmen in highschool JROTC
>Be wannabe
> Lie on internet
>Get caught lying
>Mfw
Your not cool. Go back to cod
>>712229174
>mfw
so what is your face then, faggot? even know what it means?
subtle picture related
>>712229407
Name of 1Sgt?
>>712229556
I am not the guy you posted before.
Also I was laughing at your newfaggotry.
Congratulations on taking almost a minute and half on looking mfw on google, transcendent summerfag.
>>712229853
BOOM GET OFF 4CHAN
ayylmao for hire
>>712215330
pediatric mental health social worker
>>712228667
Yes. Yes I am.
>>712229853
What's the name of your first sergeant, nigger shoes?!?!?!
>>712229556
Hey fela
>bait
Know what it means?
Scientist. I laugh every time at this guy.
professional child genitalia inspector aka pedofile
>>712229174
Funny enough I thought jrotc was for weird people but no anon I'm actually in the Air Force. Why would someone lie about that it's not even impressive.
>>712232136
He's probably the same guy who jumped on me here.
>>712228667
I guess he has a high opinion of the military.
>>712232339
Probably, and it is b so there's a good chance he's trolling.
>>712215330
Farmer dam well proud of it
>>712215330
Lawyer
>>712215330
I am a doctor
twinkie mechanic
>>712215330
Pro video gamer
>>712232579
What do you usually grow/ raise?
>>712231295
What's a sergeant? I never said I am in the army.
Misc Drug manufacturer
>>712215330
Janitor at a high school, kill me
>>712233000
he's like your step dad, only he cares about you.
>>712215330
Mechanical Drafter, Trucking company owner, and general builder of badass shit..
>>712215956
Get a real job you meathead piece of shit
>>712215330
High School Counsellor.
>>712216401
where you at? we need a driver.
>>712233223
Checkd
>>712234004
Going the easy bilateral newfag/nigger way is not gonna work.
>>712215330
>On call technician
>Sat at home for 5 days
>10 hour days
>10 hours overtime
>didnt leave house once
>>712215956
You fuckboys think Manas is fallujah
>>712215330
I'm unemployed Sire
>>712234004
lol, see >>712231451
>>712215330
stockfag
Versace pizza maker
>>712215330
Chemical engineer (process/design)
>>712234300
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls
>>712234134
Okay I'll get right on that after my contract is done. I'll do private security and make bank for a decade and retire before I go crazy from the stress.
>>712215800
Pics or didnt happen
>>712225361
Same boat but with Hardees
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls
I am a bike driver for a reputable Graphics design company.
You would be surprised by how much I earn famalam
>>712220562
Cheers
>>712215330
Currently unemployed. Trying real hard to find a job before I start my degree next year. Ain't easy. Don't have a car so my options are limited, and I can't take a customer service job because I'm terrible with people. I seriously wonder how people tend to get jobs so easy. It's always so fucking hard for me.
>>712237682
Be a driver, I am a bike driver and The only people I have to deal with is obviously office workers who give me delivery or collection orders and then the people I deliver or collect from. Pretty comfy.
>>712219034
Sameway I watch Netflix and drive. 14 hours every weekend can get boring. Luckily my phone fits into my steering wheel perfectly.
>>712237848
I don't have a license :/
>>712215721
Okay, Snoop, settle down.
Chef at Wendy's
>>712231164
No. No your not
>>712215330
Sr. IT Administrator I
>>712226978
BRILLIANT!
Convicted and jailed underground gunsmith
Now roofing for a minor living.
I have a Bridgeport addiction I can't scratch
>>712234936
I'm not talking about military work, just MP (Meathead) in general is just a shit-tier job in the military.
I'm a Trump supporter.
>>712239113
Generally ya it's shit tier but I have an awesome prior enlisted comander and our new crop of airmen is pretty smart so things are looking up for our career field.
I suck 100 dicks for 50 cents each everyday.
