Hey /b/,
Long story short, I own a fuck ton of NES games (and a flash cart to play every game I don't own physically). I'm a really drunk degenerate (tranny), and I'm bored as fuck. What should I play? Will post tits if we come to a solid agreement on a game to play.
I'd prefer something a little less known, but hey, you decide /b/. That's why I'm here, right?
>>712213326
Russian Roulette you filthly tranny freak
>>712213453
Russian Roulette is a SNES game.
>>712213326
Was gonna say legend of zelda a link to the past but dk if you have it
>>712213326
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>>712213326
Y'know if I could go back and play any of the NES games I had growing up, it would be The Mafat Conspiracy, the sequel to Golgo-13.
Silver surfer if you have it
>>712213326
Splatterhouse for the Famicom my favorite game. I'm also a drunk that's has a huge retro game collection and I date a tranny.
Ghosts and Ghouls
No fucking argument needed.
if you have it nightshade is best game. or tmnt tournament fighter original. two favorite games i long to own
>>712213729
I do have it, but that's a SNES game.
>>712213799
Which one?
>>712213838
That's one I haven't heard of. Now we're getting somewhere...
>>712213841
I have every NES game.
>>712213910
Never played the NES version. Is it decent? And thanks! You should see the SNES collection lol
>>712213326
that terrible wizard of oz game. Or ET.
Play NES test.
Battletoads
:^)
>>712213326
Harvest moon if that was available for the nes, else Marble madness, pictionary, takeshi's challenge
You have Robin Hood, Wright?
Battle toads. You will never beat it. I've been trying for years literally.
I wasn't lying op here is some of my shit
>>712214072
Mafat Conspiracy is a side-scrolling action game with occasional first person mazes. Like I said it's a sequel but you don't need to have played Golgo 13 first. If you pick it, look up all the maps online because the 1st person sections are frustrating and long.
>>712214169
>takeshi's challenge
I have beaten this before actually, but it is a good game for when you're drunk, I must admit.
Come on guys! Group consensus here.
I change my vote
Post naked webm playing this.
>>712214247
I have beaten it. It just takes repetition. However, 2 players in that game? Now *that* is impossible.
>>712214343
This.
>>712213326
Play original Final Fantasy.
Party of pure black mages.
More
pengu-kun wars is another fun one. probly will piss a drunk dude off tho.
>>712214463
Already have a black mage journal going, so I could..
Battletoads
>She's gonna take you back to the past
>And shove her filthy dick in your ass
>She's gonna have a giant load
>At the ready to pump in your rear
>She'll even eat your rotten asshole
>Like a oldschool drunk and down it with beer
Op I'm telling you splatterhouse for the famicom it fucking rocks
>>712213326
Op seriously stop beating around the bush so I can see the tits and cawk. Also play final fantasy.
Anticipation is a good one,
Better with friends tho
>>712214498
Okay. Here is my SNES stuff.
>>712214836
Second >final fantast
also >those tits
you better be hot
Just play river city random on hard and fuck yourself everyone you die
>>712214836
I will post tits if we come to a consensus here. This was agreed upon, faggot.
>>712213326
What kind of a faggot has an NES and doesn't already have Ghost'N'Goblins or Megaman 3 ready to go
>>712214949
kirby advendure
>long as fuck
>fun
>dat music
no need for pic op but if u found it useful...you know :)
>>712214919
Xenophobe is also fun
>>712215135
OP here and no. No it isn't. It's impressive that it has split screen though.
This game
>>712215115
Both of those are in the picture, not to mention a flash cart. You're either retarded or not paying attention.
This game is the best
>>712215434
Must admit, that's pretty adorable.
>>712215325
>retarded or not paying attention
This is /b/; it could be both.
Also, tossing in another vote for Final Fantasy.
>>712215090
What's the point in bringing up that you have tits and dick if you refuse to show them unless people on b agree on something? You're literally asking the impossible. I mean fuck, when I trapped for 2 years on b way back then even I knew that.
T&C Surf Designs...
Or this
>>712215553
Luckily for you, I'm leaning on Splatterhouse. Willing to post tits now.
>>712215587
OP here and I fucking *love* Gimmick! It's hard as they come though.
>>712213326
Contra or Double Dragons
>>712215650
Cute perky tits. Mad jelly. Would pinch nips/12.
>>712215650
Show panty bulge
Or this one
>>712214773
Underrated post
>>712213326
Play stadium events, or NWC gold cart
>>712215846
Except real trannies can't ejaculate. Or even get hard... Years of estrogen has destroyed my genitals. That's what I'm trying to say
>>712214169
Changed my mind.
>>712215650
How old are you?
When did you start hormones?
Play. m.u.l.e. or shatterhand
>>712215650
Thank you I love tranny tittys. It's my favorite game trust me you will like it.
Op where do you live cause honestly you sound like my ideal girl.
Drinker, retro collector, and tranny
I've been looking for that my whole life
>>712216045
I'm 24 and I started at 19
>>712216075
I live in Missouri.
>>712215650
Is that a Nintendo Seal of Quality tat..?
If you're real drunk, then play Nintendo World Cup or River City Ransom.
But you're not very drunk, so whatever.
>>712216152
Do you pass?
>>712216302
I'm about 2 shots away from the vomit train, I'd say. So however drunk that is.
>>712213326
play color a dinosaur bitch
SUPER SPRINTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>712216152
Dam I'm in Ohio. Let's see a face pic op here is me tell me what you think
>>712216012
Congrats on ruining your disgusting body
Faxanadu
You HAVE to play Mortal Kombat 1. Its trump approved.
>>712216441
lmao I'm sorry if I come across as insensitive or disrespectful, but I think you're just fucking with us. You just have fat breasts but there's nothing tranny about you
>>712213326
Lesser known? How about Mendel Palace. Fun to play while drunk or stoned.
MK1
>>712216615
oh wait. I see what's going on here. my bad
MORTAL KOMBAT!!! (theme music plays)
>>712216615
That's not OP, shit wit. Just some desperate anon trying to fuck a tranny since he can't get a real girl.
>>712213326
double dragon, prolly the only decent NES game leaving out SMB, Contra and Zelda
>>712213326
river city ransom
>>712216152
what part of Missouri?
Here is my Nintendo tat
>>712216357
I look like this.
>>712216456
Thanks, anon-kun! <3
>>712216917
Is it important?
>>712217102
I'm from MO as well. Was just wondering, nvm.
>>712216289
Yes, yes it is.
OP, Play mk1.
>>712217102
degenerate
>>712217246
>>712216799
>>712216724
>>712216614
You idiots *do* realize that's not an NES game, right..?
>>712217246
Pleeeeease?
>>712217287
>degenerate
I mean.. I said that in the OP post. You could at least post something original. Insult my heavy drinking problem! That's a weak point :D
play sky kid. an old, old NES game from my early childhood (1986). it is brutal and unforgiving.
>>712217374
degenerate
>>712217102
Dam girl let me drive out from Ohio and by you a drink and we can play some vids and get drunk
TMNT 3: The Manhattan Project
I can see it there, sort of. The labels a bit torn up, but it's one of my favorites.
Mortal Kombat 1 OP!!!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gun.smoke. always Gun.smoke.
>>712217481
You'd have to fight my boyfriend for it. Don't worry though, he won't try very hard, I'm sure.
>>712217430
OP here, will actually consider, simply because I haven't heard of it.
>>712217663
awesome shooter. but why do you put a period between gun and smoke?
>>712217775
I think that was just dramatic pause.
>>712213326
Low G Man if you own it
>>712217670
Boyfriend Total buzz kill. Oh well at least I tried op. At least I was the one who recommend the great game you will play tonight.
GYROMITE
OR
STACKUP
Mortal kombat.
>>712217102
Im getting a boner thing up things to do to you. Hows about a cock shot
>>712217771
it's one of those games where you can tell your friends "I got to level 6 in sky kid" and their eyes will widen.
>>712218096
I already have my game.. Not much more you can really offer me here, anon-kun.
holy shit i just remembered the best game from when i was a kid, it was called Fuck You Tranny: Kill Yourself
>>712218371
>Fuck You Tranny: Kill Yourself
OP here, sounds rather progressive for its time, I must admit.
>Just noticed Takeshi's challenge
>>712218371
NIGGER KOMBAT!!!!
>>712218530
>"download(5).jpg
>counter keeps going up each time this game shows up
>obvious faggot is obvious
kys
>>712218277
do it, or the puppy gets it
>>712218714
I can live with that. I have no heart.
Well op if you ever decide to leave your man I'm only like a 10 hour drive from you hit me up sometime
>>712218809
Post your facebook so I know how to contact you <3
>>712218865
>changes to "download (4) cus anon pointed him out
>>712218987
I'm OP, and that wasn't me.
Mortal kombat was a good game.
>>712219063
I'm OP and you're a fucking liar, anon-kun
>>712218987
Don't have a facebook don't need social networking to be social. My YouTube name is jayray4200
>>712219018
>Decides to be a failed reject to society.
>>712213326
Takeshi's challenge!
Did you ever beat it? You gotta try m8
>>712219274
Thanks. I'll make sure to direct links to niggers.
>>712218865
BLOOD: ON
>Makes the evening news.
>>712219399
Beat it.
>>712219843
Nice.
ITT: We wait for the hepts.
Also bob ross get
>>712220558
>ITT: We wait for the hepts.
>Also bob ross get
Literally what..? I just.. I don't even. Get out. Never come here again.
Rad Gravity
Its 4/20 and my dawgs gunna toke it up!
>>712222004
Tu-tu-twothousand four quaddub get. Checked.
>>712222247
>thinking dubs count if it's not the end of the post count
This is beyond newfag. Leave and never return.
WHO GOT ALL 2'S LINK PLZ URL PLZ PLZ
>>712222367
HERE YOU GO >>712222222
You should post your pebis
>>712222676
I'm pretty sure OP already left. She said she was here for an NES game suggestion and then got one..
>>712213326
Cobra triangle
>>712222746
"She"?
>>712214343
^this
>>712222860
Yes. She. You cuck.
>>712223114
You're delusional.
>>712223551
Next thing, you're gonna tell me that this is straight since he was born fem, right?
i will give my ass, or my dick, what you want to play final fantasy again, i love that game, and play with a mouth in my dick, or a dick un my ass is more funnier
>>712224548
Uh... what..?
Dragon Power!!!!!
>>712224660
OP already left.
>>712214025
Blades of steel is better