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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick. Unless you post in this thread.
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nope
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Can we just hang out together instead?
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>>712205221
kys
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Jokes on teddy in not going to be home tonight
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Try it
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lel
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o shit whaddup
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Go away
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>>712205221
I'm actually so fucking dumb that i will respond to this just so my eyes wont be ripped out of my head.
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Is that Gary Busey?
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>>712205221
Sad
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Fuck off Teddy.
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got a post
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ok
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>>712205221
creepy pic tho
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kys
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fine
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Oh wow I don't want my eyes removed with an ice pick a rusty one at that! I better post here
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>>712205221
How about we battle over a game of chess, i win and i can kill him, he wins and he can kill me
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reply, too scared for this
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>>712205221
no
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>>712205221
Do it pussy
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>>712205221
ass
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>>712205221
really
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Wew
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>>712205221
Fuck off
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Lol
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fuck you
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k
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f you
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Thought this would be interesting
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I ain't gon fuck around just in case this shits true
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>>712205514
well his career is dead just like OP's pic
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kek
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>>712205221
teddy plz no
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Eat me out
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what does teddy think of this cock?
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op is a faggot
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>>712205221
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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>>712205221
Whatever
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pls no
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I'm scared
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Fuck off nigger
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ha cant get my eyes
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no
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Teddy is a niggerfaggot
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>>712205221
ffuck
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>>712205221
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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lmao
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>>712205221
can i just hang myself instead?
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DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>712205221
This was posted last night and several other times on nights before. I've never responded to it, and nothing ever happened.

Why are you lying? What's the point of this? What's the point of any thread like this? Just to see how many replies they get? I don't understand the appeal. Help me understand.
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scary berries
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Fuck sake ted im by my self in the house % dubs ? >>712205221
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>>712205221
I give in.
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>>712205221
rude
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>>712205221
not risking with teddy
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Roll
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pls no
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real
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not risking my eyes
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>>712205221
whatever fag
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>>712205221
wtf i luv teddy now
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>>712205221
d
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>>712205221
not risking it dood
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How does Teddy know I won't hunt him down myself?
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Better safe than sorry
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>>712205221
hello
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lit
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Please, Teddy. Don't kill me.

OP is a faggot today.
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Lel
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K
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>>712206646
>if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you

I would prefer to see myself in a little dead girl, tbqh
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Post
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Goddamn it, again with this shit Teddy!
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>>712205221
ok
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>>712205221
new cancer post
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>>712205221
I'll be a work faggot, and you look like a pussy anyway.
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omg so edgyyyyyy
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The longer you look the creepier it gets
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Hi
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.
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hrj0bnw
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roll
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>>712205221
laaaaaame!
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>>712205221
why
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shoo shoo ur not welcome
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>>712205221
nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>712205221
nope.exe
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oh shit
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s
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ayyyy lmao
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>>712205221
fuck off
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memes
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Ayy lmao
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fuck
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Fuck
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sigh
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fuck_that.jpeg
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lul
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I've been training for 5 years with a vintage samurai katana. Teddy will be dead before he can open the door to my room. I am also trained in hand to hand combat and can break his neck in 40 different ways. I own a fedora that was worn by mobster so it gives me confidence boost. Teddy is basically dead already.
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dunk my funk
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>>712207831
Suck my dick, semen demon.
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Holy crap
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>>712205221

pls no have mercy ;_;
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>>712205221
Fucking
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>>712205221
Bad news for Teddy, I have an alarm clock and a loaded gun.
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>>712205221
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No thanks
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Ayyy lmao
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/b/ is dead
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>>712205221
But i need those to see things
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>>712205221
Teddy mate can ya not
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oh okay sorry
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heh.. come at me punk
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ga
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>>712205221
Shit
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>>712205221
not today teddy
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>>712205221
pls
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582b7334d6001
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>>712205221
K
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>>712205221
Damn
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hah
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Kdkajs
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>>712205221
Teddy what are you doing?
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>>712205221
niggers
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Tell teddy to fuck off
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No
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>>712205221
fuck you bitch
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teddy looks like a faggot lol
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Cock
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>>712207831
>Suck my dick, semen demon.
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Pc fags will never get red dead 2
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>>712205221
Nope
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Kys
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>>712205221
penis
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Ok
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>>712205221
low quality bait
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>>712205221
please no
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>>712205221
You got me
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No thx
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Friendly reminder of the sage function.

As in, sage or you will die in your sleep tonight.
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Son of a bitch
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>>712205221
i want your body inside me
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Not true, didn't post yesterday, Teddy didn't show up at 3:37AM.

>>712205221
OP didn't deliver and is a faggot
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nope.
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heck off
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>>712205221
Looks like Natalie Portman
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>>712205221
Eat fuzz , get dieded xO
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>>712205221
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And if you *do* reply... she will visit you...
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He take real good care of his teeth
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>>712205221
fuck
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Fuck off Teddy
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Those teeth are white as fuck Teddy.
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>>712205221
I think black people should be murdered?
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>>712205221
sigh
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I want to cum inside of teddy
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>>712205221
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nah mang
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Noooo
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no
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no teddy.
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>>712205221
Fuck off teddy. Nobody fucking likes you, just look at that little fucking toothy bitch smile like your some kind of faggot waiting to get his cum filling.
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>>712207831
SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMON!
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>>712205221
Edgy nigger
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>>712205221
>>712205221
kys
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>>712205221
Atleast it's an ice pick this time.
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No !
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no
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check em
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my nigga teddy wouldn't do that
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>>712205221
fug
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Fuck off Teddy, you nigger
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>>712205221
no
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>>712205221
Damn
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>>712209162
Lmao
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>>712205221
Hmm, but at that time I'll be driving to work, can't he wait until after?
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Jokes on you I don't have eyes
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fuck this shit nigga
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Sigh. Another shit thread made by a gigling 14 year old. Post itt if you want teddy to rape OP with an ice pic.
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>>712205221
>Teddy is dead
>Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick.

okek
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no sir
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No pls
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>>712211111
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but his dead
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teddy no
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>>712205221
fuck you.
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>>712205221
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>>712211111
check'd
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teddy pls no
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Ayyy lmao
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HAHA I'M HOMELESS!
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:(
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not today teddo
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>>712206888
why do newfags get trips all the time?
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>>712205221
f
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please don't teddy its only 01:48
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shit dude>>712205221
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>>712207831
Suck my dick, semen demon.
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>>712205221
I'll try
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Aight
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>>712205221
eh okay
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Ayyyy lmao
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>>712205221
DURRRRRRRRRR
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>>712211111
CHECKEM
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Oh ok
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>>712205221
kkk
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Tell Teddy he's loved
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>>712205221
hi
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"Not today, motherfucker" - Big Smonk, 2904
>xd
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have mercy theodore
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No u
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>>712205221
meh
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Fuck you
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>>712205221
Tell Teddy to get a job.
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>>712205221
Is it 2010 again?
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>>712211111
checkd n kekd
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fuck off teddy
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Sheeeit
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Go away Teddy.
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Not my eyes!
NO NO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>712205221
cuck
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>>712205221
ice picks in texas?
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>>712205221
chill man
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Jokes on you I wanna die
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No thanks
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>>712205221
Goddamnit, it's almost 3 AM here, stop making those thread!
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>>712205221
No
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No u
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K
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go away teddy
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>>712205221
nope
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>>712205221
Thas fine. Always looking fer a new fella to go hog wild on. We'll make Teddy squeal.
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Nah we'll smoke up a bit and chill. Teddy's probably cool
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No teddy pls
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>>712205221
nigga
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Kys
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ME CAGO EN LA MIERDA
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No stab pls
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Arright
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>>712205221
can i have the pick after
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>>712205221
sauce?
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shit nigga
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>>712205221
fuck
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no plis
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>>712205221
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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fuckkk
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>>712205221
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hehexd
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>>712205221
Fk off Teddy
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>>712205221
nigger
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Bye tesco
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Can I instead, take the rusty ice pick and use it on his eyes then fuck his eye sockets?
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lol
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>>712212737
get cancer and die nigger rape an ass faggot nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigegr
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b8 me harder daddy
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>>712211111
Hand over the quints
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MFW
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.
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>>712205221
This is a new one
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Ffff
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>>712205221
Replying
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But my eyes
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>>712205221
hi
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>>712207461
underrated
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>>712205333
check em
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Plz teddy no
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Feeling kinda lonely
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>>712205221
FUCK
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not 2day teddy
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Fucking shit can't risk it.
Fuck off, Teddy, you cunt, I'm safe !
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>>712205221
Not today teddy.
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:(
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>>712205221
Fuck no
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>>712205221
cancer
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ƃuᴉʎldɯᴉ<
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>>712205221
please ang yo selph
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no ty teddy
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pls dont cute me eyes out
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>>712205221
TEDDY IS A NIGGER
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>>712205221
'0'
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ok
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teddy...no...
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Plz
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oh no
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Well damn
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plz no
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8ik7um7umk
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