Waifu claiming thread.
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>>712188956
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
He wasn't thinking. He was NEVER EVER THINKING. He's the same autistic moron who wasted dubs just to yell in a random thread "make /b/ great again" without further explanation. Sachii had aspergers like every other shitposting primitive.
He was an Austalian(mongoloid) piece of shit who was seeking attention. He was too lazy to finish his OC projects and stay the fuck in /int/ where he belonged.
If he truly wanted to make /b/ great again then he would have started with /s/fur, then trap threads, then those dirty scummy YLYL then cringe threads and then finally go for /waifu/ and hope the elites dont maul you and rip you off.
He would have been much better off trying to ally with the spidey poster against loli threads. /b/ didn't give a shit themselves and would have enjoyed kicking lolis ass.
If anything he should have been happy just with claiming. What the hell was he thinking about intercepting /waifu/? /waifu/ was a trap all along. /b/ gets touchy when you steal anime from it.
How is everyone's day been? Anything cool being made?
>>712194840
>Anything cool being made?
Ha.
>>712194797
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712194582
The guy I shipped to was a redneck that was a mistake on my end
so is every family member that has any power on him
If I told family they would just get pissed at the fact I spent 1k on PC parts even though i'm far more well off than them
https://youtu.be/DK4FTvaW_6Q
>>712194947
Well I make a little bit of music, so maybe you guys focus your love into an artform too.
Claim
>>712194840
Bad
>>712195085
I say report it
Hell call the cops. Fuck em
>>712195264
I am sorry to hear that, would you like to talk about it, I can talk until around 6.
>>712195148
Is shitposting an art form?
カラミチーマス
>>712195274
I should
I just hope he takes it as a lesson im not a fucking millionaire just because of the face I can buy that kind of stuff instead of thinking I hate my entire family
But they already don't think I care at all about them because I left the country they where from for work related reasons
>>712195551
At times, I guess. If it would make you proud to show your waifu what you are doing than do whatever
>>712194840
I am making instant soup. So that's pretty cool.
>>712195973
DO IT.
I WANT JUSTICE.
*Claims*
>>712195973
it's not your fault.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vV4HpiRhDQ
Why is 80% of anime so fucking cringeworthy?
>>712196276
DID SOME ONE SAY JUSTICE
>>712197043
To appeal to the fan base
People like to watch things that remind them of themselves
>>712198176
Why are you still awake
Dan Copsling.
New Dan
>>712198403
Because i can?
>>712198487
Dan the (hand-to-hand combat) Man
>>712198581
You win this one...
>>712198799
Post alice 24.
>>712196835
>35▶
>File: Profile 3.jpg (50 KB, 500x500)
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vV4HpiRhDQ
Post lewds, Flan.
Claimed
>>712199334
Muh dick.
>>712199108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KVPjwMemFD
>>712198843
how are you?
>>712199558
I'll do it for you, then.
>>712200028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s012Vj2Rlnk0
>>712200308
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vUQJ8SrhOf
>>712200520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s019yfuEm7IU
>>712200308
Got an issue?
Take it up with my call center.
>>712199606
Good, you?
>>712201026
Nope I am fine. Please continue.
>>712200520
Are you the apple juice guy
>>712200700
>>712201299
Are you enjoying this?
>>712201663
ofc I am, why wouldn't I be?
>>712201436
I'm whatever you want me to be
>>712201149
I'm ok. I'm halfway done with Madoka, I really like it so far. It really makes Kyouko even cuter, now that I know how she sounds like, and seeing her habits.
>>712201834
Oh?
What happened to being opposed to this?
>>712202281
You know Im not. Never signed it.
>>712202134
and the fact that she has very little story relevance.
>>712202423
It is called being a lil bitch on the net and lying because you simply had no time for this at that time. Now I've got the time.
>>712203004
Who is she?
>>712202667
Well, I won't stop posting, then.
Tell me, Flan, would you ever make out with a guy?
>>712202583
>and the fact that she has very little story relevance.
But that itself is also not relevant
>>712203574
How is it not relevant?
>>712203375
Good question. I like the guys for their penis mostly. Yes that sounds gay but that is what bi is for me ffs. Like I would rather enjoy sex with a shemale than a male actually.
>>712203423
Your mom is ape dung. rekt.
>>712202527
You know that that doesnt matter, just ask Alice.
How are you doing today?
>>712203668
>shemale
>still biologically a male
Yeah, you're not bi
>>712203859
What about a vagina? That is what women have and I would love to fuck that.
>>712203668
Good, good. That at least answers half of my question.
>>712204005
The answer is no. I would not make out with a guy. It brings me disgust thinking about that.
>>712204192
What if I dressed like a girl?
>>712203655
It's like you're implying that she's not a good waifu because she is not as important as other characters.
>>712204312
If you also looked as cute as Felix, yes.
>>712204532
Next Question!
Where do you want a dick inside you the most?
>>712204331
I never did though say she was a bad waifu. Not important is one thing, but she probably could have been scraped from the whole of the series with little to no impact
>>712204859
Do I look like an answering machine to you? Ass.
>>712204510
Hey
>>712194840
Started dating a tranny even though I'm virgin and I mostly fap to straight porn.
>>712205020
Sorry. That's all the questions for now, promise!
And that's all I wanted from you.
Have a nice night, cutie!
>>712205206
Good night!
>>712204999
My bad then, I thought this is what you meant.
>>712203701
It does matter. Im a very set in stone kinda guy.
Im doing fine. Pulled out half a tooth last night.
>>712204916
Heyo!! How's it going?
>>712205048
System.out.println("Yo");
>>712205517
L E W D S
E
W
D
S
>>712205939
If I get trips, that is
>>712206014
You need them trips.
>>712204916
Hey shiro
How are you today?
>>712205517
I will set something alright.
That doeant sound fine to me.
>>712206097
I want you to step on me, with a golden view of your no-pantsu, bare pussy
>>712206280
One last reroll.
LEWDS
QOTT: Where do you want to be fucked?
>>712206347
Mouth.
>>712206228
Ill still need to sign either way. And I dont get drunk enough to do that anymore.
The tooth was in a place that was conatantly annoying. Annoyance gone.
>>712206347
I dont want to be fucked.
>>712206119
>>712205634
I'm just being tired and playing New Vegas. How about you?
>>712205634
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
Howdy
</head>
</html>
Or something like that
>>712206736
Still tired? Well atleast you have weekend now so you can rest, any plans for the weekend btw?
I'm doing pretty good, not sick anymore and I'm just gaming a bit
>>712205634
>>712207061
void main()
{
printf("Hello");
}
>>712194797
Sachii was a shitposter?
>>712207135
You're leaving?
>>712207145
I'm always tired.
I'll be going to my uncle's house to watch a football game. Maybe. Not too sure.
Good that you've recovered.
>>712206736
I'm at work right now, being bored..
>>712207061
print "Good evening"
>python masterrace
>>712207373
Oh right, I forgot sorry.
If you do I hope you have fun, why won't you do though?
>>712207460
C:\Users\Me\Desktop\Sup
I can't think of any more code
>>712208699
cout << "Guten tag" << endl;
I've finally run out lol
>>712209169
https://www.youtube.com/channel/Bonjour
>>712209169
#!bin/bash
echo "What are you up to"
>>712209356
All m(d)=3; True
;U:R;fag=3
>>712209169
>>712209355
sudo apt-get install Bonjour
Does this count as code?
>>712207745
My uncle has a job and he may not want to/be able to call in.
Claimed
Snadeko is mine!
>EHHHH?!?!?!?
CLAIMED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_QLQHkj1XU
>>712211455
>>712211726
>>712211760
Heya! Threads have been a bit dead lately. What has been up?
>>712210891
Colon/space/closing parentheses.
>>712211909
Probably because of the super sekkrits
>>712212020
Colon/closing curly brace
>>712212030
Good night
>>712212030
Sleep well
I just found out my mom who is 36, did not know what the game Minesweeper was.
She was playing a version of it in an app game, and didn't understand it.
>>712212136
Colon/Penis/Anus/Wink face
>>712212030
goodnight
>>712212136
Sekrets are no fun unless I know all of them.
Tell me! I don't want to go back to infinity chan
>>712212318
Pls no
>>712212635
The super sekkrit discord chats. All 80 of them
>>712211909
Seems like it. Maybe people are just busy today.
Nothing much at all! Made some food, still learning Russian. You?
>you might be mixing me up with the other yuuko
>>712212731
>discord
Fuck
That
I hate those fucking places. Being a veteran of community threads for well over 5 years, shit like that kills everything. Skype, steam, discord, etc. are all how these things die out.
It is fucking disgusting and the ones who start the outside thread chats will need to be crucified
>>712212731
Where you are/to late/late/on time/early
>>712213073
Has discord actually done anything besides creating....well, discord? I agree with you though.
>>712213073
I talk with others in thread outside of thread sometimes. But I'm not part of any groups
>please crucify me
>>712213236
Are you asking me what the time is here?
>>712207257
was?
is that implying i'm still not?
>>712213297
It is a homewrecker!
>>712213307
The crowd has voted to spare you in light of recent findings. Unfortunately...
>>712213016
>learning Russian
But why?
>>712213467
What recent findings? Don't take this away from me
>>712213366
You aren't/never were...
>>712213307
I'm saying you are past to late.
>>712213366
Did you go heratic!?
>>712213467
Why not? It's pretty interesting.
>>712213691
A false king can't tell me what i am
>>712213732
no
Sachi is still my waifu
i love her
i want to be with her forever
spooder claimed
>>712213909
Kill yourself. Then you can be with her
>>712214142
spoodro claimed
>>712213909
You don't post a lot anymore.
>>712214142
2nd best.
>>712214388
Something something edge.
Something something (You)
>>712213732
But no one has put anything in there
>>712213909
>calls me false king
>isn't even wearing his false crown
Meems
>>712214053
She's cute
>>712214704
Not yet.
It's going to happen.
>>712214388
if only i could
>>712214696
i just don't post with sachi a lot
>>712214704
because im wearing the real crown
>>712214904
Then that's not posting!
>Mizore
>>712214904
I wish i could aswell
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