First date deal breakers and why. I won't date a girl that has a dog since I've seen too many women on the internet fucking dogs.
Are you worried you won't satisfy her like the dog does?
I won't date chicks who are into fart porn and scat play.
Had a really bad experience licking a hot hoe's ass once.
>>712167861
No. I'm clearly worried about dog aids.
>>712167792
this one is obvious but when they are on their phone too much. like bitch if i ain't worth your time and attention then you ain't worth mine.
>>712167874
What happened?
>>712167792
fucking anything to do with astrology. you might be a perfectly nice person, but im not looking for a retard to babysit.
>>712167900
Shit bugs the fuck out of me too. Especially when you're out to eat and they're on their phone.
>>712167792
smoking. I hate when people smoke
>>712168034
smoking is the most degenerate thing anyone can do. well besides fucking a dog. i suppose fucking a dog while smoking is the most degenerate thing anyone can do.
>>712167994
or if the girl is a selfie queen and has to take pics of their food or what they are wearing today blah blah blah your life isn't a blog no one cares.
there's no way I'd ever date a girl who smokes! it's disgusting as fuck!
>>712167937
well I was chowing down on dat ass, stuck my tongue in deep, and got a piece of poo on my tongue. It tasted bitter. small piece. kept going.
a few minutes later she farted in my face. the worst smell imaginable. not like any fart I've made. it smelled like death tbh.
since then, I don't stick tongue, finger or penis in hot chicks' butt holes. it damaged me psychologically. i'm not gay - i'm just not as attracted to women as I once was.
something like that changes a man.
>>712167874
What kind of girl reveals that much on a first date..
>>712168127
smoking while fucking a dog that is also smoking
>has more than one kid
I'm almost 30. Besides the young ones which are typically just to fuck, most women my age have already gone through a first marriage or relationship that resulted in a kid. I'm going to see what kind of mom they are, but if they have two. Fuck that. I can see accidentally having one with a shitbag. But you had two and didn't have the balls to call them a shitbag? Then she probably cheated.
>more than one confirmed instance of cheating after 21
Puberty-21, hormones are off the chart. Decision making skills are 0. "Love" is a barely grasped entanglement. But after 21, you're figuring yourself out. Little by little. And if you get in a relationship and cheat... you're a bag of shit. Just be single and fuck around. Its not hard.
>being under 21
I'll fuck 'em, but if we can't go to a bar, ball game, or restaurant and have a drink without worry... wtf am I doing with my life
>not believing in ANYTHING
I don't care if she's a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, Christian, or whatever... but the chicks that identify as Atheist are always fucking awful. It's not necessarily that I can't cope with them not having any notion of God... but 100% of my experience with them has led me to believe they just have a shitty character and I can't stand them. Again, I'll fuck them no problem. But the personality they encompass is just... a cunt-y.
>Live with her parents AND has a curfew
Again, the problem doesn't reside in living with her parents. Fuck, its 2016. And we can be at my house, no problem. But to have another adult control your life like that. I get respecting one's household... but if they don't respect you enough to let you be goddamn adult, then move or move on from me. I'm not going to wait for you to get permission to come see me.
>More than one or two instances of sexual abuse
This one is fucked up. I know. But I don't have enough... patience? Compassion? Empathy?... to deal with the fact you had an Uncle Diddles who fingered you from age 5-16.
>>712168698
>>712168511
"im not gay" - every gay person in existence
welcome to the club, buddy.
>>712168511
Must have given you 'nam flashbacks
>>712168698
Smoking while fucking a dog whose smoking a woman fucking a dog whose smoking
>>712168852
If words were fractals
>>712168142
this too.
>>712168034
and this
>>712168763
I didn't consider you gay until you mentioned "I'm not gay."
>which only gay guys in the closet ever seem to say...
>>712168699
I'd never date a chick with a kid. She's just looking for someone to pay for her mistake. Kids suck anyway. I like silence, disposable income, and being selfish too much.
has a child, smokes, too much time on their phone, has had any sort of sexual abuse, is an atheist, believes in astrology
>>712168825
every time I'm fucking the dogshit oout of a bitch now, I have flashbacks of the poo and the fart. I most certainly have PTSD from the experience.
>>712167962
There's so many of these dumb broads. Buying crystals, wearing healing bracelets, always trying to calm someones chakra. Someones upset because mars is in the house of jupiter.
Infuriating.
>>712167792
if she has a penis thats a deal breaker
>>712167792
fucking kek
that is some seriously autistic baggage you're carrying
>>712169018
So you cherry pick which fairy tells you are ok with????
>>712169005
a son or a daughter?
>>712169198
Does it matter?
>>712168763
>doesn't like ass
>he must be gay
Flawless logic
Girls that buy organic food, vegans
>>712169315
Throw these bitches in a fire. The only good thing about vegan women is that they're generally thin.
>>712169005
How old are you? I don't mean that in an insulting way. If I was under 25, I wouldn't either. But my rules have changed slightly. I've met a couple of women who were married or were going to get married and had a kid. Dad bailed.
These two I know happen to be really... compatible parents to me. As in, I agree with how they raise their kids, they aren't some trash that only identify themselves as a mother. Like, they have actual goals that they are still trying to achieve and are making progress on. Plus, we had a lot of chemistry.
The real deal breaker with moms are the baby-daddy. Those dudes seem to only stick their head in the kid's lives when they want to fuck or fuck with the mother.
>>712169416
In my early thirties. Doubt my preference in kids is going to change anytime soon unless I decide to adopt one and get them out of the shitty system. I'm not some narcissistic cunt thinking that I'm so special I should have another useless baby when there's already plenty pre-made babies on the market.
>>712169163
To believe there is nothing greater than yourself is a kind of arrogance that deeply saddening.
>>712167874
Are you typing this from the basement of the science building, Poindexter?
>>712169575
Might just be preference. I'm a firm believer in people not wanting to be parents... not being fucking parents. lol
>>712167792
Fatties, blacks, unshaven (pits, legs, etc.). In that order.
￦wow just reading this thread you tards date low tiers
>>712167792
she has a kid
she has brothers
wears heels or uses makeup as a style instead of coverup
wont date a girl if i feel like she spent her life slutting around. its usually easy to tell and im probly not likely to even get on a date with one but its always a good check
>>712167900
if shes on her phone, youre prob boring unless shes a doctor or something where theyre on call a lot
>>712167962
>>712169073
how the fuck do you even get to a date with them?
>>712168699
more of left??
why the fuck would you wanna date some churchfag? religiontard identified.
>>712168034
this
>>712169315
i date both of these, theyre high tier. have principles, ethics, take care of their body. as long as they arent into woowoo shit like fasting and auras theyre angels
>>712169416
if a girl ever wanted kids shes a useless retard low tier anyway
>>712167792
You're an idiot.
>>712167874
>fart porn and scat play
My dream woman to be honest.
>>712170049
these are things youd know before the first date retard
>>712170058
this fucking guy...
>>712170120
Oh are you the one fem anon with a dog that got offended by this? You know that women do fuck dogs, right? Like that's an actual thing, yes?
>>712170230
bc i have standards? sorry i dont date shitters
>>712170058
Wears heels? Has brothers? You're a fucking mongoloid.
>>712167889
R u dump?
>>712170329
But your standards are fucking retarded...
>>712167792
So people can just randomly post CP now and the thread stays open half an hour?
What the fuck. MODS
>>712169603
To think in terms of being greater or less than anything is arrogant to begin with.
Those things never even come to mind
>>712170422
Standards are subjective, retard.
>>712170329
Educated guess is you've never been with a woman. If you organize them into "tiers"...
Hopefully you're just a teenager spouting bullshit. If you're much older... enjoy being single. Even the "shit tiers" can identify a lonely loser.
>>712170439
You're an idiot.
>>712170477
Which has no bearing on how fucking stupid yours are.
>>712169416
cuck
>>712167889
Dogs aids
>>712170360
i dont date shitters. 1id never go on a date somewhere that required heels 2 i dont date those kind of girls. i only date high tiers
having brothers means they usually have some manly features about them and i like womanly features. its some genetic crap.
>>712170422
explain
i have like 500 more standards too laxy to type
>>712170491
im 23 and ive been with several high tiers. having standards isnt some edgy teen crap, it just means im not a desperate fuck like you
>>712170058
>id rather shes ugly and tries to trick me with paint, than if shes pretty and adds extra highlights to that
>>712167792
>>712167792
Deal breakers:
>someone who doesn't let you meet her friends
>someone that goes to bars/clubs on "girls night" and refuses to let you attend, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want to go but if I ask, I'd like the answer to be yes, otherwise there's funny business going on.
>bisexual, sounds great until you've dated them, it can just as easily be a tug of war for her attention as it would be with another guy in the relationship.
>refuses to add you to her social media, this is also a red flag, it means she uses it to flirt and show off with other people and doesn't want you seeing that part of her life.
>more than one young kid. If she has one young kid, that could potentially raised as your own, it's okay (but this is a major flaw, she must be a woman that would otherwise be VERY out of my league for me to be okay with her having kids)
>half black kid.
>dated/fucked blacks and does not consider it a major mistake. I'm okay with women who've had them, most have, and most come to see it as something they'll never do again, I'm okay with that. But if they've dated them and don't see anything wrong with it, that's a problem. And if they prefer them, she's bad news.
>A lefty who has very loose definitions of rape, like calling regrettable sex while drunk rape. Dating one of these is asking for trouble.
>And being a lefty that loves Obama and Hillary is very *close* to a deal breaker but if she has enough good traits to counteract this, I might be okay with her...
>>712170691
I'll stop arguing. I'm pretty sure you're autistic.
Have a good day, and keep saving for your Realdoll. Mom loves you.
>>712167792
>I won't date a girl that has a dog since I've seen too many women on the internet fucking dogs
I've seen girls on the internet shitting in each other's mouths, you know.
>>712170861
>wants to meet her friends
>is racist
>>712170058
to put women into tiers like that and to think that believing in something automatically makes someone a "churchfag" makes you look pretty autistic
>>712167889
so, you're in fact a dog?
well, that's a novelty I guess.
>>712169684
You're using this image ironically, but this is a typical male these days.
>>712170321
It's obviously a thing but to assume that all, or even more than just some, women with dogs fuck their dogs is fucking stupid
>>712171035
Bro, I don't know if you know this, but if she hangs out with a bunch of sluts on girls' night. Doesn't want you to meet these chicks (in other words, find out how slutty they are), she's a slut herself.
She should at least be comfortable with you meeting her friends, if not she's hiding some major shit from you.
>>712167792
>kek
>>712171018
looks like u need to stop dating women with digestive track
>>712167792
>Has been with a nigger
I don't been she tried it once and didn't like it, I mean she dated a nigger for a while
>Acts black in any way. Especially if she's from a heavily white family
By this I mean those dumb sluts that think they're black even though their entire family is anti-black
>Smells
>Dresses trashy
>Has an issue with me smoking weed
>>712171087
>>712171164
Statistics show that 34% of women have in fact fucked a dog. Google it.
>>712170855
what? no using a ton of makeup is just autistic and looks dumb even if the girls hot.
whats wrong with girls who werent born pretty shithead? i like girls who are confident about other thibgs so they dont need to dunk their head in paint to feel good about themselves. if they arent the hottest who cares? theyll have a nice body
>>712170940
stay dating trash you redneck
>>712171068
theres really no tiers, its girls i would or wouldnt date. tiers is just the kind of person they are. high tier people = gimme dat ass
i dont like delusional people. religion just holds you back from enjoying life and making the best of it
i also dont date girls who go clubbing or drinking for fun. does this trigger you losers?
>>712171168
its more important shes available when u need her. U want sex, not relationship. Use condoms.
>>712168852
What about a smoking fucking a while dog woman
>>712170691
>having brothers means they usually have some manly features about them and i like womanly features. its some genetic crap
American education, there we have it.
>>712170861
not all black people are bad
>>712171209
.. and any kind of functioning peristalsis, I guess.
tough shit, no pun.
>>712171330
At this point in my life, I just want relationships. My days of sleeping around are over, I certainly went through a decade of that.
Those are rules applying to deal breakers in a relationship, for just a fuck, standards won't be so high.
>>712171387
im not a fuckin biologist but from experience, girls with brothers have manlier features like being thicker, chubby faces, fat fingers, puffier. things like that
any addict of certain drugs i.e. heroin, any opioids, other psychotics in pill form, crack, coke, etc... (weed and beer is okay).
racism
someone who grossly generalizes all Christians or non Christians
hate it when people spend too much time on the phone when interacting with others in person.
being too superficial.
i guess there is no point in bothering with someone who thinks of everything in utilitarian terms and doesn't appreciate art.
>>712171427
Truth. But most are.
And women that prefer them, certainly are. You date one of those chicks that prefers blacks and you'll be a cuck in no time, whether you know it or not.
>>712171292
>34% of women have in fact fucked a dog
link me motherfucker
>>712171322
problemwith girls not born pretty is that they r not pretty. Ud rather date an ugly girl, who tries to look nice, which isnt "confidence", than have a pretty girl who doesnt have put her "confidence" on
>>712171589
What do I look like, Google?
>says yes to my date request
huge red flag, something definitely wrong with this girl, i'm out
>>712167792
Only child, because only child syndrome.
Divorced parents as they are usually fucked up ('light') or kind of just off as people compared to people brought up with a stable family.
>>712168511
that's my nightmare. rimming a nice butthole is my favorite thing to do, i'd be devastated if that was ruined for me
>>712171548
>religiontard detected
i fucked jesus in the ass desu
>>712171292
I looked it up and the only statistics I found say the amount of women who have had sex with animals 1.9%, since that's all animals then ones who fuck dogs is smaller than that. where the fuck are you seeing such high numbers ?
>lul >> lul
>>712171498
dont u have friends?
ofc u dont
>ok
>not ok >definetly ok
>>712171727
>>712171540
sure kid
>>712167874
Time for green text
>>712169603
believing is for retards, people of intellect know
>vice
>>712169416
cuck
>>712171647
I can't find evidence anywhere on google, that adequately backs up your claim.
>>712171643
the girls i date barely use makeup at all. like i said coverup is just light use of makeup. not a big deal.
>>712171797
suck my whole nut
>>712168999
Well. There you have it. Trips have clearly spoken.
>>712171540
having a brother doesn't affect a girl's looks, maybe if you talked to more than 3 women in real life you would see thinking that way is retarded
>>712171773
I don't get what the fuck you're trying to tell me, YOU don't think it's a problem when women don't let you meet her friends? Let me tell you bro, this is a major red flag. It means she flirts hard and heavy (and maybe fucks) the males in her life and is friends with a bunch of sluts that she goes out drinking with.
You should learn this the easy way or else you're gonna learn it the hard way.
Beware of a woman that feels like she has to conceal major parts of her life.
Lol at op acting like he has a choice and wouldn't fuck the first thing that smiled at him
>>712171720
your reading comprehension is like grade 2 level.
read my post again, stupidass.
>>712171387
don't fucking make generalizations about America because of this retard
>>712171870
Just Google "34% of women admit to having sex with dogs"
>>712171865
Welp, looks like to you argued yourself into a corner. You have nothing to say that this entire thread has already called you out on.
>>712170691
You're brain dead son
>>712171881
and style lipstick is heavy make-up? Or mascara?
>>712171669
Divorce can fuck you up at any age. Also deceased parents or siblings at an early age.
>>712167792
>First date deal breakers
>ITT: I'm actually a selfish needy asshole, I don't love myself so i nit-pick people to make it impossible for them to love me.
>>712171950
im telling u u should have friends, not wives.
Im telling u i dont need to meet her sluts, i just need her to put out when i want it
>>712171322
It's delusional to make generalizations about religious people like that. There are plenty of retarded and intelligent people on both sides of the spectrum, and religion often helps people through difficult times so it's just plain wrong to say having religious beliefs holds you back from enjoying life and making the best of it.
>>712172105
and u think u r not a needy asshole? Every1 tries to get more, than they give
>>712171292
statistics also show that everything on the internet is accurate
>>712172105
>not being fucked up just to see who stays by your side
just screw people who want to see "the nice you" long before you show them the bad parts of you
>>712172010
.. yeah, and I get this:
https://www.google.dk/search?q=34%25+of+women+admit+to+having+sex+with+dogs&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gws_rd=cr&ei=8lAvWK_9LMOasgGa2J6wCg
>>712172155
After a point, hookups won't mean that much to you. I get your viewpoint though. I slept around for well over a decade of my life. Now, I'm not really interested in doing that anymore. I want relationships. And my list of deal breakers pertains to that.
>>712171427
No but all bad people happen to be black.
>>712172196
if they need religion to deal with their problems, they need a therapy.
See, i assume my associates value reality, like i do. If we differ in such fundamental aspect of functioning, theres no telling what they r capable of doing
>>712171784
There is no statistics in that article, just explaining rationale behind fucking animals...
>>712171923
ive dated 6 girls and its a pattern ive picked up on. think about how genes work like dominant genes and shit. you know if a guy has a guy that his sperm is doninant but if he pops out a girl, his sperm was a little bitch right? it makes sense
>>712171996
shut up i can tell youre a lonely black faggot. prove me wrong
>>712172023
my whole nut. getting sucked. by you. in your mouth.
>>712172041
yea that stuff is gay
>>712172196
religion is denying reality. using religion as a safety blanket is a sign of immaturity and low quality people
>>712172340
dont come back to me crying over divorce papers over and over
>>712172425
its fine that its gay, shes a woman, after all
>>712172387
I have a degree in physics, the science that arguably values reality the most. Yet I can still see the merits of religion. You have a very narrow minded view of the world if you think like that. I'll pray for you.
>>712168699
> agree from personal experiences
>>712172425
you're just proving anon's theory that atheists are cunty.
and you're dumb as fuck
>ive dated 6 girls and its a pattern ive picked up on. think about how genes work like dominant genes and shit. you know if a guy has a guy that his sperm is doninant but if he pops out a girl, his sperm was a little bitch right?
>it makes sense
no it doesn't
>>712172369
Lol that's not true in the slightest
>>712172425
>>712172387
>>712171881
>>712171720
>>712171322
>>712170691
>>712170329
>>712170058
Oddly enough, we have the converse to our thread.
>1st date Deal Breakers for Women
>>712168511
>smelled like death
fucking kek
>>712172823
kek
>>712172425
You say such unbelievably ignorant things related to basic biology, looks like you're better at denying reality than these religious people you speak of.
>>712172647
omg i feel so sad, god will save me! the same god who said ill go to hell if i fuck a girl before im married will save me! shut up fucktard religion is literal down syndrome
it makes perfect sense, if a guy has a guy and girl, clearly his spermies have some funky shit going on
>>712172823
what
>>712172931
alright richard dawkins dont crucify me faggot
>>712167792
I won't date chicks that have been with black guys.
It's just wrong. Like they're tainted.
>>712167792
You're an autism
>>712167792
am i the only who thinks this is mods?
>>712172999
>>712172823
He's saying you have alot of opinions for someone who hasn't spoken to a woman since your teacher asked you to defend an argument in class and laughed at your flailing response.
>>712171712
On behalf of the people reading this comment - i sincerely wish it happens to you.
>>712168511
I was once getting ready to tongue punch my ex's ass. Got on my knees, spread her cheeks, and fart. Fart was so strong it blew my hair a little. I stopped that day but didn't stop me from later on.
>>712173133
no dud this is totally mods material
pls help us to report dis threaad
>>712173140
oh okay i dont speak autism thanks for the translation
>>712169005
Goddamn it's almost like I typed it.
>>712172999
>it makes perfect sense, if a guy has a guy and girl, clearly his spermies have some funky shit going on
are you retarded?
There are males that have more X chromosome sperms than Y chromosome sperms and vice versa and usually their male children will have the same x:y sperm ratio
>>712172999
Do you understand how procreation works? Sperm cells have either an X or Y chromosome and egg cells have an X chromosome. If an X sperm reaches the egg a girl is made, if a Y one reaches the egg it's a boy. This is like 5th grade science, how on earth are you this stupid?
>>712172621
and ill think for u
religion does nothing that cant be achieved with secular means
>>712170058
>>712170329
>>712170691
>>712171322
>>712171540
>>712171881
>>712172425
>>712173284
Could you stop posting ugly ass women and calling them "High tier"
You are literally posting girls I would find on cl or pof, and sadly, I wouldn't want any of that.
>>712168761
Why? I'm dying
>>712173642
>Implying you wouldn't fuck any of them is asked.
>>712173459
>>712173396
wow i didnt know richard dawkins used 4chan
okay do you unserstand what genes are? genes control everything physical about a person. theres a fuckton of them. theyre like dials okay so they can be on off or somewhere between. its a gradient.
so if a guy has all girls, they all have their genes turned low on manly features such as storing fat in certain places. if a guy has a boy and girl, the genes are turned higher in the kids in manly features.
do you understand now faggots?
>>712173642
>your women are ugly!!
>posts some ugly chink hooker caked in makeup manipulating filters and lighting to not look hideous
>>712173769
I would not, because I don't live life every day for sex and would rather better myself than waste my time with other women.
being an introvert dating someone more introverted than you is extremely difficult.
>>712167792
is a nigger, because aids and nigglets
>>712172823
u r saying being an atheist is a dealbreaker? Why is that? Cuz 80% of every1 thinks atheism is satanism and not believeng in fairytales makes u evil?
So the dealbreaker is not being irrational like them? And why would i like to have a deal with irrational idiot?
I'd never date a chick that talks too much and laughs all the time. It annoys me so fucking much. And basically 99 % of the stuff being discussed in the thread.
>>712171540
Well that's because you are dating inbreds you fucknut.
>>712173561
You only think that because you're a very closed minded ignorant individual, and that's not entirely your fault. When you get older and move out of your parent's house maybe you'll get some real perspective on life.
>>712173858
Someone got triggered because he's getting
> called out for dating uggos
But please, convince me how you have "standards"
because as you can see, you're pictures are also using make up, and is also using filter built in, but they STILL look hideous.
>TRIGGERED!!!!!!
>>712173858
>so if a guy has all girls, they all have their genes turned low on manly features such as storing fat in certain places.
You do know that the kids get their genes from both father and mother?
>>712174200
u r wrong
>>712173912
Being asexual is a thing, living in denial is another.
I bet my left ball that, if one of those girls would be naked in front of you asking for it, you would never go "meh, scuse me m'aam, you're not my type"
>>712173858
If you think genes can be "somewhere in between" you clearly have no understanding of what genes are or how they work. Genes are dependent on both parents and don't randomly get changed in life
If she's born with xy chromosomes.
I got really low standards
>>712174300
you like this cutie?
also asians are ugly fat weeb get over it
>>712174099
its bc they had brothers butthole
>>712174324
yea. did you read what i said? when a girl only has sisters, her manly feature genes are turned low.
>>712174551
fyi, xy = male
>>712173019
agreed. even if she's ideal in every other way, this is the dealbreaker, and it's indicative of some other hidden grotesque flaws.
>>712170230
kek the same thought hit me
>>712174551
>skipping school or being gay
>>712167792
There are many things that will deter a man from a woman.
Here is a list in a order that should be adhered to:
>Coloring of hair
>Septum piercing
>Noticeable self-inflicted scars
>hidden self-inflicted scars
>Over covering with tattoos
>Tramp Stamped
>Meaningless tattoos
>Opinionated beyond conversation
>Shows little to no concern for family values
>Shows moral high ground and "holier than thou" mentality
>Has no hobbies other than using the phone
>Very heavy usage on social media (has more than 200 friends on fb/twitter/etc, 500+ is a red flag no-go)
To put that into a short sum:
>Very boring, dull, no character or individuality that makes her different from the rest.
>Has no motivation in life and expects to be carried in life by someone else.
Most of all, dates guys like >>712173858
>>712174511
You are close, but it's more like
"Sorry ma'am, but unless you're into threesomes, I'd rather not have a jealous wife"
>>712174568
Sorry, no...
I don't date illegals,
I want to date someone I can keep, not someone that will get Trumped in a few months from now
>>712174536
genes are a gradient you turd. some women store fat all in their legs (womanly), some store it evenly. some store it more in their guts, fingers, cheeks, etc(manly)
im saying theres a connection between manly features and having a brother
>>712174831
you dont date girls who date high tier alphas like me? stay dating trash you hick
>>712174831
amen
>>712174988
eww yuck, can you stop posting pics please?
I'm done with the dating bullshit.
I can see that you are stuck with "dating many girls" because all you date are trash, hence why you have to go women to women.
>>712174831
>Meaningless tattoos
tattoos have meaning? mfw
>>712174978
me and your mom
>>712174873
Ha ok, sorry for you then.
>>712175093
>>712175118
>>712175118
sick burn
>>712174988
high tier alpha? If you got time to sit around here like a faggot you're not a high tier alpha
>>712174625
>>712174816
>being this retarded
>>712175118
1) I'm not white
2) Your dick is short, enjoy your "high class" womyn
>>712175102
Tell that to the girl with an arbitrary rose on her hip
>>712175204
very good sir, I see you also enjoy getting cucked.
>>712175221
>>712175330
>>712172999
Trips wasted on this unbelievable candy ass
>>712175406
>being this wrong
>>712167792
Bi-Polar... deal breaker.
Asian Deal Maker
You guys are very specific, I just can't stand rude women or people for that matter. Any kind of bitching, gossiping or being impolite disqualifies them instantly. Other than that I don't really mind, they have a better chance if they're intelligent and capable of talking about anything other than what they've done all day/the latest drama at work.
>>712167792
>cheapskate - I never pay for the first date. It's a tryout for her
>train wreck - she has any drama whatsoever in our convos
>flakes - fuck you bitch
>dishonesty - liars will cheat
>arrogance - if a girl thinks she's hot, I guarantee she thinks she's too good for you.
>>712175575
yeah no, I'm not black either.
but believe whatever you want "mr. Alpha"
>>712170360
Yes. Yes he is.
>>712170491
I second this.
>>712175859
hahaha try to lie now boi i caught you red handed
WOOOOOOOOOO
>>712170581
Kek.
>>712176122
Seriously, m8...
where do you get these pictures of fucking intern rejects?
I mean literally holy fuck, for an "alpha" your taste is that of a PoF swimmer. Seriously, you should seek professional help.... literal divinity level because there is no saving you.
>>712170360
This made me fucking kek
>>712167792
>Tinder or any other dating app. It shows she's desperate or easy, or both.
>Tattoos are a deal breaker unless she earned them through military service, or other heroics. I don't know why, but seeing tattoos that once were reserved for warriors and shamans being used so girls can be "special snowflakes" really disgusts me.
>any piercing other than the face. Shows she trusted a stranger with sharp objects near her pussy or tits
>shitty car. Not an old car, but one that is dirty and looks like it's not taken care of. It can be a 1995 corolla, but if it's clean and she takes care of it I'm good. If it's a 2015 corolla that's filthy and hasn't had an oil change in a long time it shows she uses things like a utility.
>>712167792
personal dealbreakers
>asshole to the waiter
>doesn't even pretend to want to pay/split
>A cups on a non-petite girl
>doesn't laugh at funny situations
>penis isn't feminine
>>712167792
If she will not take an anal fisting on the first date then do NOT go on a second date.
>>712167792
She has a horse
>>712176564
>wants girl to pay/split
Could you get any more beta?
>>712177687
no, I'm always ready to pay if I'm on a date, but its nice on the first day to at least hear a polite "I had a great time, I've got it", before I pay anyway.
>>712170691
>id never go on a date somewhere that required heels
>"high-tiers"
this is great
>>712167792
I wont date a girl with a dog cause I'm not dealing with their bullshit
>>712175752
>capable of talking about anything other than what they've done all day/the latest drama at work.
That disqualifies you from talking to any girl. Congratulations you will be a virgin for the rest of eternity.
If by the 2nd date I have not consensually driven my hand gently against her throat and proceeded to fuck like rabbits until I explode on her gasping, reddened face, she isn't sexually active enough for me. I'm too jaded to handle a girl that isn't down. Black or White, Idgaf you can suck me if you disagree.
>>712171209
>with digestive track
>digestive track
>track
I'll take "Words that should be 'tract'" for $500...
>>712178987
Also, any girl who uses the term "furbaby" or "furbabies".
>>712168511
What did you do after she gassed your face? Walk out? Kept going?
>>712170058
>>712170691
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>>712174988
This is some of the most autistic shit I've read on /b/ today. Congratulations, fag.
>>712167792
Won't be with any woman who has been with and/or finds guys that are dark then me attractive. Basically niggers and wetbacks. Not sure how any woman could find a shitskin attractive, they all look like turds and monkeys.
I am planning on asking a girl out for the first time tonight.
Am I supposed to have a date planned out before I ask or am I supposed to ask her what she wants to do or what?
>>712168511
you kept going after sticking your tasting-device in her hole where she shits?
>>712182115
Depends. How do you know her, anon?
List of male dealbreakers:
-Smoking.
-Believing in astrology.
-Talking about mother too much (a little is fine, too much is insane).
-Talking about hating feminism or liking feminism. I prefer the nicer, more calm state of "not caring."
-Being really weird about paying. I've had experiences where a guys absolutely INSISTED on paying, not letting me pay half or all of it, and then when we left he was like "You let me pay...you owe me.....with sex....."
-Saying "I enjoy Ayn Rand's novels."
>>712182363
Work with her from time to time.
Also neither of us drive, she lives fairly far away and its going to be raining for the next 2 weeks which complicates things somewhat.
>>712168127
all of those things are less degenerate than having a tattoo
>>712168699
> I don't care if she's a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, Christian, or whatever... but the chicks that identify as Atheist are always fucking awful. It's not necessarily that I can't cope with them not having any notion of God... but 100% of my experience with them has led me to believe they just have a shitty character and I can't stand them. Again, I'll fuck them no problem. But the personality they encompass is just... a cunt-y.
I am non-religious, not atheist in the sense of anti-religious, I just don't believe in god.
I don't care if a partner does providing their cultural practices, religious or otherwise, don't interfere with a normal, enjoyable life and personal freedom.
I also won't date dumb chicks, so if she's actively practicing religion then it's likely she's sub-par on reasoning skills and good to fuck but not more.
>>712182943
How do you feel about agnostics?
>>712173019
yah some bitch was fucking with me and then went dated a nigga then came back to me me i was like nah none of that bitch you done fucked up itz ova
>>712168999
So you're a faggot too, then?
>>712169084
doesn't*
>>712167792
this is my fetish
>>712173642
>A man with taste
>>712182757
Well, the transportation complicates things. Your best bet is to have a plan in advance. Depending on how much you already know about her interests, suggest something that you both might like to do. I can't emphasize enough that the date has got to be something that YOU want to do, too--the last thing you want (if you get past the first date) is to have set a precedent for getting into boring dates. That gets old really quick.
Are we not talking about how cool it would be to have a girl that fucks dogs? Most of them fuck niggers but..
>>712167792
I won't date girls that smoke, have tattoos or have facial piercings.
>>712182689
Kek. Maybe that shit matters for you but 90% of women don't give a fuck. There aren't any hard and fast rules about what is or isn't attractive. The most important feature is personality and mannerisms. He needs to appear "dominant". A far second place is terms of importance is physical stature; being tall is essentially required and being in good physical shape is highly preferred.
After that, everything else is nuanced fluff. The dumbest bag of shit on the planet can get laid all the time as long as he has a domineering personality and is physically imposing. Source: several friends are exactly that, treat women like shit and play mind games, but still get laid very consistently by attractive girls. Most of them are pretty low-tier, borderline retarded people, but that's just the majority of women.
>>712183230
>>712169163
Image says punshed?
>>712170691
>don't date girls that wear heels
Manlet confirmed
>>712174300
>>712168511
>chowing down on dat ass
enjoy your e.coli infection
>>712171540
>girlfriend is only child
>we get married
>her parents then have late in life son
>divorce wife because she immediatly got manlier
>>712183017
Agnostics are OK, they usually have good reasoning skills and great conversations can be had about religion and politics without closed minded ideologies taking over.
>>712167792
I wont date a girl who is much younger than me
Or has a kid hahaha
>>712167792
I hate women who won't touch my benis.
>>712167792
If she won't tongue punch my fart box on the first date, she gets rejected.
>>712171540
classic /b/
>>712170861
>I'm okay with women who've had them, most have
Absolutely disgusting. European here, if you have bad enough judgement to try a nigger once, you're out. Forget about it. You're trash, and there's no way to ever "recover" from that because it's who you are.
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>>712181467
fuck off nerds
>>712168511
Danggggg I am now completely over my ass licking fetish.
>This must have happened to Buddha!
>>712184106
Why don't yo fuck off you cunt
>>712170439
fuck off back to plebit
You tried, fag, you tried, but you just don't fit in here.
>>712168511
>she farted in my face. the worst smell imaginable. not like any fart I've made. it smelled like death tbh
Bad news for you... that stench is well known in the gay community it is "cum cloud" also called "sperm smog". It is the smell that an ass filled with cum makes about 12 to 48 hours after being filled and NOT emptied.
>>712167792
Not in any order...
>Not on birth control
Obvious choice is obvious.
>Racist
Obvs
>History of mental illness
Obvs
>Likes sports, but doesn't like my teams
Obvs
>Recreational drug user
Obvs
>lacking intelligence
I just can't do it anymore. I've been with plenty of stupid women. I'm really just on the look for one that can go toe-to-toe with me on intelligence and shut me down.
"I don't like hiking"
We're done.
>>712175430
does she have videos?
>Thins down their eyebrows, drenches themselves in makeup, etc.
I appreciate a nice pair of eyebrows
>Isn't nice
This should be simple enough
>>712184106
MOAR!! Post MOAR!
>>712183908
>>712168127
>i suppose fucking a dog while smoking is the most degenerate thing anyone can do.
What about smoking a dog, while fucking a cigarette?
