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>>712153511
Just one time i wanna see something nice happen to a fluffy.so rolling for petting it
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>>712153511
Beat the living shit out of it
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>>712153511
Use it as a prewarmed fleshlight
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>>712153955
You aren't the only one. Pet the fluffy.
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>>712153955
DUUUUUUUUUBS
shave it, then pet it.
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keep it as a pet I guess
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draw a penis on it
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>>712153511
Take it to a vet to get it's health checked, after which I take it home with me to keep as a pet.
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roll
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>>712153955
>You pet the fluffy
>It looks exited
>It tells you "Hewo mistah, do you hav numies?"
dubs decide
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>>712154486
"Sure, I have some"

I then proceed to give her some food.
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>>712154486
Step on it
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>>712154486
Give it a gentle kick with my foot so it falls over, but not enough to hurt it.
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>>712154486
Eat its heart to gain its strength
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>>712154486
throw it violently into the distance
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>>712154486
take it and place it inside a nearby garbage bin
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>>712154754
roll
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>>712154486
Start to tease it about nummies. Tell it I have some but refuse to give any. Hope it cries.
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>>712154486
Give it some food and pet it
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notice the fluffy's disguise
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>>712154486
jam it in your pants
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>>712154905
reroll
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>>712154486
Give it some food, after which I ask if the fluffy has anywhere to stay
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>>712154486

hamburger.
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>>712154944
winrar
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>>712154944
>>712154955
why
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>>712154944
>>712154955


O SHIT That anon and me
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>>712155097
>>712154486

>dubs decide
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>>712154486
>>712155097
I'm upset, but that looks like a dubs to me.
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>>712155097
Learn to 4chan, kiddo.
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>>712155173
>>712155176
>>712155192
yeah nvm I'm retarded
rub it in more though ok?
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>>712155214
okay

yer dumb
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>>712155272
thank you
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>>712154944
>the fluffy eats all of the food you gave
>after you asked it if she had somewere to stay she replies "I wive wit my momma and my daddy, in our jouse, its close here"
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>>712155214
why delete >>712155097? let the world know how retarded you are
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>>712155293
btw dubs decide
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>>712155317
to make up for your mom not deleting you
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>>712155293
get it to show you where it lives and then shit in its house
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>>712155293
Ask if mommy and daddy needs food and provide for them
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>>712155328
>>712155374
see
>>712155272
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>>712155328
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>>712155422
you wasted perfectly good dubs on that post

how about that?
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>>712155328
>newfagging this hard
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>>712155293

put a MAGA cap on his head
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Throw away the fluffy and post feet
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>>712155472
see
>>712155288
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>>712155293
"Would you like to come and see my house? I have toys and more nummies and other fluffies."
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>>712155293
Determine where the house is.

Find it, rip the house apart, and snap all of their
>widdle
necks.
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>>712155515
see
>>712155515

I hope you're happy
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>>712155293

Put MAGA cap on it. reroll.
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>>712155293
Invite her to your house.
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>>712155328
nope
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>>712155293
Take her to her parents house.
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>>712155518
>>712155293

Re-roll.

(Of course, what you say is a ruse)
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>>712155293


PUT THE FUCKING 'MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN' CAP ON HIS HEAD
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>>712155611
winrar
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>>712155611
I MADE IT
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>>712155611
>again
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>>712155328
K
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>>712155546

        d
     u      m
        b
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>>712155685
yup
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>>712155666
OH SHIT TRIPS
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Fill it with cum till it explodes
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>>712155293
Stroke its horn.
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>>712155742
roll for unicycle up butt
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>>712155803
reroll
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>>712155293
Lick horn
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rape it to death and fill it with cum
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>>712155611
>>712155611

>you put the cap on the fluffys head at the scream of "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN"
>fluffy replies happily "HEW YEAH!"
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>>712155887
rape it to death
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>>712155887
barbecue its dad
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>>712155887
Cover it in maple syrup.
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>>712155909
reroll
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>>712155964
reroll
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>>712155887
cover its dad in maple syrup and barbecue him
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>>712155887
Drown it.
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>>712155990
reroll
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>>712155855
dat boi
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>>712155956
Rolling for the silly

Captcha: Carrie Bruno
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>>712155887
Take her back to her parents house, they must be worried about her.
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>>712155999
>>712156000
>>712156001
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>>712155887

take him to his home
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>>712155999
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>>712155999
>>712156000
So, rape while drowning.
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if this post ends in 69 the fluffy will die
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if this post ends in 77 the fluffy dies
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if this post ends in 99 OP dies
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>>712156189
dammit
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if this post ends in 11 nothing happens
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if this post ends in singles op dies
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>>712156194
if this post is not dub you will say kek.
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if this post ends in singles op dies in 10 seconds
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>>712156233
Bro. You just can't win. Stop trying.
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>>712156233
kek
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>>712156233
sometimes it just shouldn't be, pal.
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>>712156269
kuk
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>>712156233
you failed.
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>>712156154
>>712156167
>>712156189
>>712156224
>>712156233
>>712156270
Death becomes you.
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>>712156316
I am become Death, destroyer of worlds!
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>>712156233
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>>712156364
No, you're just dead from misusing meme magic.
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>>712155887
Is trip is not equal to dub, then

Put on T-shirt written 'trump 2016' to him
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op furry the huck up
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>>712155999
>you fill a tank with water, and throw the little shitter inside
>the fluffy is screaming in agony while it drowns "EEEEEEEEEK" "WAWA WAD!" "DONTG RPUT FWUFFY ON FOWEVA SWEEPIES"
>you keep doing this untill it drowns
the end
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>>712156501
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>>712156525
if this posts ends in 26 the fluffy is revived and it gets raped to death
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>>712156501
take it back to its mom and dad
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>>712156525
>also before that you rape its dead body
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>>712156525
Can resurrect him by dubs?
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the fluffy is revived if this gets dubs
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>>712156525
Now another!
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>>712156589
trips and you cand ressurect him
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>>712156525
Trump comes by, dusts off his great Maga cap and puts it on
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>>712156613
roll
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>>712156525
Fuckin' faggots. Always so quick with the instant death. You don't just blow your load after 5 seconds do you? You need to let the fluffy fucker trust you, kidnap it. Mutilate it. Take it slow, take it easy.

But nope. One person had to be a one pump chump.
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>>712156611
WINRAR.jpg
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>>712156501
>>712156525
Justice, thy name is anon.
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>>712156650
reroll
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>>712156525
Just once, I'd like to see the cute fluffies having cute things done to them, like petting, giving food and water, taking them out for walks and lovey-dovey consensual vanilla sex with them
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if this post ends in a number, OP is a faggot
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>>712156686
>fies having cute things done to them, like petting, giving food and water, taking them out for walks and lovey-dovey consensual vanilla sex with them

welcome to /b/, here we cant have nice things
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>>712156706
well would you look at that
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>>712156686
Can it be food, water, and then violating every hole with vibrators instead?
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>>712156673
fuck it.
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rolling trips to resurrect
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>>712156652
>>712156686
Well, I hate fluffy threads, and I hate fluffies. I just hate them with a burning passion.

Suffer not the fluffy.
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Roll 4 revive
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triiiiips
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>>712156772
reroll
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trips motherfucka
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>>712156755
That's why you kill it slowly, fuckwit
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FLUFFY GETS TO LIVE AGAIN
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>>712156834
reroll
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>>712156834
ONLY TO DIE AGAIN
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>>712156824
But that would mean prolonging it's existence. I'm not fucking it.

I'm purging it.
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>>712156722
>violating every hole with vibrators instead?

Only if she consents to it
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>>712156865
your singles are no match for my trips
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>>712156834
Chekum
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never will be trips
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>>712156755
If you hate fluffies, let it suffer. Chop off it's legs. Snip its cock, and make it suck on it.
Nail it to a cross even, if you lack originality.
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if this gets trips op will die instead
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TRIPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>712156879
No consent. You can't rape the willing.
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>>712156874
You're mistaking "insecure in your sexuality" for "hate", anon.
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OP here, i have to go, see you soon
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if dubs all of your guys stop it.
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>>712156998
Dammit, OP, you fucked up the trips...
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>>712156998
ded
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>>712156998
Top kek
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>>712156919
>projecting
If I hate fluffies with the fury of a thousand god emperors, then I decide how I express my contempt for them.

Which is to obliterate it on the spot, not play with it.

>>712156979
I get no sexual satisfaction from this. I know what I like. And it involves the nonexistence of fluffies.
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>>712156751
Hurf
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>>712156971
But anon, I prefer it when they consent, that way they'll show a lot more enthusiasum, leading to better sex.
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>>712157085
Hear that, anon? That was the sound of the insult flying over your head.
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Leave it's asshole gaping from nonstop fisting for hours
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>>712157111
WIN
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>>712157111
LATE TRIPS
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>>712157111
OP: K i out, fuk u all

Trips: Hey guys what'd I miss?
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>>712157177
Well, at least you're triggered so badly about my premature culling, that you think I didn't understand what you were putting down.

There was no insult, if it didn't stick.
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>>712156998
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>>712157296
Okay, then, I'm just gonna throw this out there and drop the mic:

You hate fluffies for the same reason you hate ponies and anything else that you can vaguely relate to homosexuality: because you are scared of being tainted by the faggot cooties, and so you lash out at it before it can hurt you.
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thread ded, pack it up boys.
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>>712157479
Wat

you are not OP, right?
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>>712157548
But I'm bisexual. I'd fuck a cute faggot. At what point am I supposed to hate fluffies because I don't like homosexuality? I even said, verbatim, that
>I know what I like

You're retarded.
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if dubs I will be new OP
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>>712158245
horry shit
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>>712156751
Nigger
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>>712153511
Nice stealth tactics. but it is not enough faggots, take your horse faggotry and fuck off you degenrate pedo horse fuckers
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