ylyl
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ylyl
>>712124300
This isn't that funny. Objectively speaking, this is a weak set up and punchline. The set up already gives me too much information so the pay off is too predictable.
Stale shit OP.
>>712124300
I need to see the upskirt shot.
>>712124300
The people crying over the loss is one thing. But this just looks like she was tired and is taking a nap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXXOiyLrD5E
>>712125574
Emotions were running extremely high at political watch parties. So much easy pussy.
>>712125574
It's only women crying. Calm the fuck down.
>>712126035
>>712126130
This guy's my fucking idol.
>>712126181
Who would tattoo a baby?
>>712124300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0blscnNK-Wc
Made me giggle
>>712126169
Calm down? I'm just saying that I'm pretty sure that bitch is sleeping not crying
>>712126300
Who throws a shoe.
>>712124300
It's not a ylyl without this gem.
>>712126612
lost
>>712126736
I don't know about laugh, but this one makes me smile.
>>712126736
Makes me think about making america great again.
>>712126436
Lol nice
>>712126736
>crooked Hillary
>>712125839
Zozzled my rozzle.
>>712126728
is this fake?
>>712127288
wtf is this shit tier facebook shit
GTFO
>>712126186
underrated.
>>712127631
Christ, relax.
>>712124716
keked
>>712124716
underrated post
>>712127631
Fuck you bitch.
Those are hilarious
>>712126612
Lost
>>712127288
absolute cancer
>>712126223
I use "W". Because every fucking nigger is on Welfare. Even Obama lived in public housing.
>>712128130
>>712128280
>>712128331
>obama in public housing
not for much longer.
H
>>712126736
I just realized she's got the fucking eyes of the Night King holy fuck
>>712128661
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>712126249
Lost
>>712126249
lost
>>712129435
lost
>>712126035
i literally live like 1km away from him. he's from croatia.
>>712129748
Fucking got me
>>712129620
wow
>>712127837
Lmao lost
>>712129728
Does he live in a huge mansion?
>>712129059
Best thing I've read this week
Kek
>>712126181
what is that? wtf
>>712126181
>>712131089
>>712129173
kek is this a copypasta now i've seen it too many times
Anyone have the grandma that is high talking about her grandson giving her a birthday card but she doesn't have a grandson?
>>712131223
i really want to know.
>>712125879
Fukken lost
OC
>>712131612
>i swear officer this isn't what it looks like
Lost
>>712126612
Good shit
>>712131612
>fuck I broke my anal beads
>>712131511
what do you mean?
it's a some guy with face tattoos, his face kinda looks like a baby but nothing really out of the ordinary
>>712126612
lost
>>712131911
HOLY FUCK 9/11 ON A 9/11 MEME
>>712131957
why does he look like a baby? its not just the face,its everything. even the hair is babyhair
>>712125839
>>712126514
>hitler finds out the jews sent the assassins
>begins to hate jews
>starts world war II
>>712126736
I lost.
>>712129435
zozzle
>>712131688
obviously airshit because there is no way on earth a nigger could ever afford a 2000 dollar gun
>>712126035
average briton npc in oblivion
>>712131364
>being this new
>>712129059
Always has and always will get me
>>712126130
wtf i actually literally feel a deep sense of peace now fuck me
>>712132471
it's as abundant as the banana now
>>712127631
>>712128229
>Literal infant babies with full diapers.
MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712132471
i love these. please post moar or drop a link to a collection of them
>be me
>TIFF 2013
>Ritz-Carlton floor 18
>celeb party
>need to shit
>lactose and devoured cheese
>NEED TO SHIT
>go to fancy ass bathroom
>be granite and marble, brass and such
>single bathroom
>no lock on the door because its in the gifting lounge (the way these things work every year is its in a room that is to be a condo. So its still being reno'd)
>drop the messiest shityest shit I've ever shat
>stick bad
>BAD
>take breather
>wipe
>wipe
>wipe
>about finisheded
>music gets louder
>someone is in the room
>second door opens
>Chistopher Walken walks right on it
>does chistoper walken head back bob
>"Jesus, my boy. A curtsy flush, would have been, nice. My eyes, they're on, fire"
>shrugs into himself and literally runs out of the room
The only words I spoke
>"Can I have your autograph"
He was too busy running and by the time I peeked out of the room he was already gone
I like to believe it still haunts him...like it does me. I cant shit in a public bathroom without thinking that he is gonna slam open the door and give me shit for shitting
ITS TIME
>>712133391
OH BOI
>>712126035
Braaaaaacooo!!!
>>712126181
stop doing drugs, like dayyyyum
>>712125274
Almost lost. I love it
>>712126249
underrated post
>>712133664
BEST RAID
>>712133686
Kek, you were there.
>>712133720
the dubs anon remember i got em?
>>712125879
Damn near lost. Excellent
>>712133391
>>712133464
>>712133537
>>712133537
>>712133563
>>712133685
>>712133707
>>712133743
NO DONT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>712124503
Theres no set up or punchline you sensitive liberal ctr cuck faggot
>>712133754
Yep.
>>712133876
wew lad
>>712131827
Like fucking hell m8, can't you at least crop it?
>>712126035
Ich liebe die braco
>>712126514
Nice
>>712133962
i deleted all my pepsi memes since it died
>>712126612
Lost
>>712125230
who knew muslims could be so delicious?
>>712134040
I kept just about everything.
>>712134151
da fuq
>>712128386
Am I missing something here? What the hell is this?
>>712134177
>>712128386
Garfield has never been funny, to anyone, anywhere.
>>712134322
>>712129040
Well she is a cold heartless asshole
>>712126612
Clever
>>712134450
>>712131876
Didn't quite lose but I definitely smiled. Good one
>>712132051
hot
>>712127288
you havent heard a good joke in a while huh?
>>712124716
Now this is a punchline.
>>712126035
wonder what would happen if Braco met Weegee.
>>712131827
>>BALL HOGS
>>712133354
kek
>>712124503
>I'm too cool to give a response but I'm responding letting you know if I did it would be to much for you to handle, god I'm cool.
>>712131290
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "K" up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the letter. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" K guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting a single letter. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Kfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "K." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
This became the weirdest ylyl I've ever been a part of.
>>712135243
I wish I could say the same
>>712134948
>FART!
NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!!!! BRAVO!!! BRAVOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>712135243
welcome to 4chan
>>712132471
More of these, my god am I dying at her reactions.
>>712135335
Thanks doc.
>>712126181
left pic looks like Smeagol halfway turning into Gollum
>>712128280
That's a quacker
>>712128659
Even when Trump won they went with the "I am going to tweet about my fee fees" strategy. Babies.
>>712126300
Bet that "baby" could beat your ass
>>712132149
Ahahaha
>>712132412
He stole it
>>712126249
underrated
>>712124300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMsUYTriUVQ
>>712126736
I'm not even made about the factual errors because it's more right than wrong
>>712128489
Excellent.
>>712126181
"My body grew up but my face didn't" syndrome
>>712125879
Omg lost
>>712127288
This, anon, is top tier faggotry
>>712135335
Thanks doc
>>712132471
>>712135530
I remember seeing this a couple of years ago, im going to search the internet, wait for results
>>712129362
Love it
>>712132104
Best idea for a movie in a long time!!!!
>>712125879
le 9gag lelelelele
>>712132471
>>712133269
>>712135530
>>712138188
http://dontevenreply.com/all.php
found it, have a blast
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNLs6YPlNWA
>>712135335
Namekians don't have dicks though. They reproduce asexually.
>>712126249
Lost
>>712135335
Thanks, doc.
>>712139744
Thank the doctor you stupid faggot
>>712131971
Kek everytime
>>712129362
Lmaoooooooooo who made this??
>>712127310
yes, its a drawing
humans can't naturally give birth to felines
>>712128410
This made me sad. Its just a baby.
>>712133354
>curtsy flush
>curtsy
No.
>>712124716
thanks Bu
>>712126707
ultra nice throw
>>712125879
>watermark
>>712127837
This one got me. Top notch
>>712129173
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>712127837
Someone put this on a side by side with the hooligan potato child (the one she's shooped starring at a screen)
>>712129620
Somebody a smoking pipe like this
>>712133980
der*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMpy7PF4YLU&feature=youtu.be
>>712128386
The joke to everyone that doesn't get it is how odd it is with Garfield's dialog removed.
>>712124503
Greed. OP is a faggot.
>>712126249
Sides Absolutely Destroyed
>>712126035
My wife gazed at Braco in the 2nd trimester and she made a nigglet.
Fuck you, Braco!
>>712126181
the tattoo fad ended in the early 2000's when people realized they could not actually become pirates by having a 5 cent store drug addict mar their flesh with stupid designs
>tattooes
>being this 1999
never actually cool, just dumb
>>712126223
>when you're a white person losing in a argument to a black person
kek
>implying monkeys do other than ooga-booga and fling poo
>>712126249
Underrated
>>712127288
^ this faggot has been shit posting and forcing that gay zozzle shit for years... i think they think they're accomplishing something besides working up an ass beating if they're ever met irl
>>712127631 >>712128229 >>712128280 >>712134836 >>712137913
>>712126181
I've seen a lot of fucked up shit in my day that tops the cake
>>712146912
TOP ZOZZLE
>>712126736
This is the face now
>>712126249
fucking lost.
>>712146912
TOP MILKDUDE
>>712126736
The military didnt support her, only in great times of need do middle class white people link minds and come together to solve this nations problems in this case voting in trump. This country is nothijg without white america
>>712128659
"I'M SCARED" says the woman because she's continuously gotten her way over the years by pretending to be upset
>>712146912
It's that one kid in class that says the same thing over and over, because he lives in a fantasy world. I believe they call it, autism.
>>712128659
Every day since he was voted in ive watch liberal crying videos its almost a fetish at this point
>>712131612
why are people making fun of this guy so much on here? haha
>>712131612
Someone found out ctrl+shift+i
>>712128386
>>712134350
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/
>>712147677
I don't get it
what is the point of this?
>>712128822
>Shrink your gf
>fuck her baby pussy
>>712129173
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>712127837
lost
https://youtu.be/jPcC_1jkgNk ,
>>712126249
kek
>>712124300
and this is funny because...?
>>712145795
den*
>>712128237
Cool
>>712125230
this is normie-tier humor. fuck off to 9gag.
>>712125274
Almost lost. I love it
