ITT: Cool shit Babylonian stew recipes
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ITT: Cool shit
Babylonian stew recipes
Anglo-Saxon graves and tree-trunk coffins in Norfolk. They date between the 7th and 9th centuries.
Antler pickaxe found in an ancient Mesolithic settlement in Haväng. Dates around 8,000 BC.
Mesopotamian tablet about food rations. Dates between 3100 and 3000 BCE
weird looking pipe i saw one time
Ceramic plate from Attica, Greece. Dates between 400 and 350 BCE
Gogureyo Tomb mural, North Korea, 357 BCE
Women from the far lands to the East. These date around 2016.
>>712120901
>Trying to be funny but looking like a retarded stoner instead
Yum Caax
>>712120294
>>712121841
ipman?
>>712120294
Looks eerily similar to that cat scratch cardboard.
Relief of a sage carrying a bucket of water before the sacred tree of life. Standard Inscription of Ashurnasirpal II is inscribed on the upper part. Dates around 865-860 BCE
>>712121841
>>712122018
yep
Relief depicting the lower robe and foot of a sage from Ashurnasirpal II's palace. Dates around 865-860 BCE
>>712121517
Asain ladies with big tits? FAAAAKE! unless... i need to move?
This is how ALMSIVI killed Nerevar. I dont have many cool things, but i thought this was.
>>712122289
>nonmilitary explorer vessel
What exactly is this trying to prove?
>>712121570
Is there EXIF information available on this image?
>Modernist Cuisine - wok science
indians......
>>712122503
Morrowind is always cool
>>712122049
Wall relief depicting the sacred tree of life with the Standard Inscription of Ashurnasirpal II running over it from Ashurnasirpal II's palace. Dates around 865-860 BCE
>>712120676
Looks like an ancient buttplug anon
>>712122607
I hear it's quite warm.
>>712122670
ayy lmao
Ten Mauser C96 pistols arranged to defend an Austro-Hungarian reconnaissance aircraft, 1917.
>>712123162
This must have been a pain in the ass to reload.
>>712122536
That chinese fleet carried 20.000 soldiers and conquer the surronding islands and nations.
>>712120294
Dang now I want to learn babylonian, it would be awesome to serve people some babylonian stew.
>>712123307
Download A Grammar of Akkadian from Google.
>>712123279
Yeah but it's trying to insinuate some kind of rivalry as if a fucking exploratory vessel was expecting to, or ever would, face off against a warship
Hoover Dam
>>712121465
hurr lets break it and steal everything inside and call it archaeology
>>712123450
is it bad that i want those guys to fall?
>>712123482
If they hadn't, illiterate monkeys like ISIS would have destroyed it all by now instead of the contents within being preserved
>>712123400
Couldn't I just look up the recipe on google as well, already translated?
>>712121756
>Trying to be edgy but coming across as terrible bait instead
>>712122536
thats junks were huge
And I thought Asians had tiny junk. They used to be huge, but I guess the A-bombs changed all that.
Took this the other day, heroin is pretty cool.
>>712123420
that chinese boat would have been slow and very slow turning
it was built for intimidation, but would have been destroyed in a naval battle
>>712124059
This is got to be bait.
>>712120294
Filename
>>712124217
nice pic for ants you retarded fuck
>>712124026
WHY!? FUCKING WHY?!!?!
AND WHY ARE THEY FILMING THIS
>>712124226
It was built for people to live on, settlers.
>>712123420
The point is that chinese were able to build a ship that size.
>>712124217
How much is the stuff in your area, looking to gt a price racket
>>712123565
how much
>>712120294
Skip to 1:04 exactly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Po8eYEs0
>>712123570
nah thats normal for a 16 year old
>>712122551
the beauty of cooking is that it's our most evolved art and science
our entire existence depends upon the consumption of food. every culture eats multiple times a day, and every culture grows around the food that is available and how it can be prepared. our experience with cooking is as old as mankind itself
>>712124341
But I fail to see the need for the comparison, why not have a model of the largest ship produced by europe at the time and not some private vessel doing state funded shit?
>>712124541
becuase its in a mall for ruch fucks in the fucking united arab shitskin-ates i dont fucking know you goddamn autist give it a rest jesus fuck
>>712122551
mom got this thing for christmas, I live on the other side of the state and wanna steal it...
Faggotry everywhere
>Post cool shit
>No Bismuth
>>712124679
how about just buy your own you low class cretin
>>712124737
wow so cool kill yourself this is the faggiest thing in the thread
>>712124541
Provide me information about the biggest European ship in the 15th century.
>>712120294
Skip to 1:04 exactly
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a4TPo8eYEs0
>>712124541
Also Santa Maria was a carrack, which is a trade ship, not a war ship.
>>712124741
aside from the $300 apple book, it's the most expensive picture book i know :c
>>712124530
it's not an art, it's artisanal
the difference is that art is non-functional while artisanal works are functional (contrast a tapestry that exists to act as a window curtain with a tapestry that exists solely to be hung on a wall)
>>712124737
soo edgy
>>712120294
https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/237345/lilith-lovett-strips-poses-and-cums-for-the-camera/
>>712125231
ohhhhh
i thought you meant she got a wok
whoops my mistake
>>712120901
Metal pipes are disgusting and are for crackheads
>>712124741
>>712125231
Oh, you mean the fucking book set. Yeah you would be better off stealing it, but not from someone who fucking knows you of course. Yeah the books are like 700+ dollars, total lunacy.
>>712123220
that's great
>>712125721
What's with the postures of the two women with long dresses? It looks like they are hunching forward.
>>712125576
wtf thats more than my car
>>712125982
you know who they are?
>>712126025
theyre aliens
>>712125244
Eh, semantics.
>>712126083
Why are you putting LSD in your car, anon?
>>712125576
>>712126017
Haste la'vista, meatbags.
Cumpow.
>>712126276
ethanol is too expensive!
>>712126276
someone shop travis two knives's face onto this
>>712126276
In a world of sense, one man prevails beyond the expectations and norms of those simple people around him.
He is, Ymouse. Anon, Ymouse.
>>712123278
this was my first thought too, glad I wasnt the only one
guy on the left is wyatt earp
>>712126176
the filename says. it's bonnie and clyde.
>>712126924
oops i forgot to post a picture
the guy on the left is wyatt earp THIS TIME
>>712126958
holy fucking shit i can't post a picture
>>712122289
>>712122536
>>712123420
>>712123279
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_He
On 2nd??
>>712126633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTS9jFB084
college. college never changes.
>>712126998
>>712127500
>>712127544
>>712127544
Queen Elizabeth is a fucking babe. I hope someday I could be knighted by her but I'm American and I sometimes worry that because of this I'm not allowed.
>>712127797
>>712127500
came
>>712122503
love this
>>712120294
and thanks for making a thread that isn't cancer anon
>>712127855
That's fucking stupid.
>>712126393
This test would be cool if experimented on a bird, or birds, whatever.
Here's some nuclear waste.
>>712128332
all for jodi foster
>>712128137
Huh, so they actually met?
That's some cool shit there.
>>712128017
Looks like those wafer bars. What am I looking at anyway?
>>712128640
▲
▲ ▲
>>712127082
That the faggy dude from Dynasty Warriors?
>>712128904
>>712128696
tiles
specifically the underside of those tiles
>>712127500
if anything its actually more boring now
>>712127544
i am indifferent to this historical photograph
>>712129060
>>712128137
>>712128696
They more than met. Murray lived with Thompson for a while in order to get in to his character for 'Where the Buffalo Roam', much like how Depp did with 'Fear and Loathing'.
Here's the real photo btw.
>>712129410
>>712129167
hahah oh
>>712120294
Is there an english translation?
>>712128904
from Pompeii I think
>>712129823
>tfw small penis
why god
>>712129674
>hes standing right behind me, isnt he?
>>712129823
god caused the eruption on purpose
>>712129670
Dude, they probably had animals and plants then that have since gone extinct. Interesting to ponder.
>>712120467
Virginia?
This is a good thread OP. Well done
>>712128696
Some fag put tile in upside down
>>712123220
Fucking nice
>>712124460
Topkek
>>712124217
Fucking thumbnail. Retard faggot
>>712124737
That's some serious Bismuth
>>712130159
Jews probably.
>>712126210
Wat
>>712130518
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>712124217
>>712124026
>That niggas cringe.
kek
>>712130610
literally me
>>712130665
Boy, the kids on here need some Discipline.
>>712128137
Saw a video of HST having a shootout with a neighbor of his that lived like a quarter mile away from him. Shit was cool
>>712128508
Yep how fucking trippy is that?!
>>712128506
imagine the shit they do now
>>712129823
Is that Rasputins dick?
Budd Dwyer, moments before a publicly televised suicide. You can find the video easily on youtube.
>>712131010
you mean in concept art?
>>712131145
No u
>>712131076
Happy snow day, kids!
>>712130748
a greek lower god that had a permanent boner who went around raping??
Anyone remember Kyle Odom?
>>712123307
it'd probably be "kill goat, remove non edible parts, boil in water with lentils and corn, serves 8 slaves, 3 priests or one god-king".
pic related, it's the oldest porn i have
>>712130277
Do you think that tile guy would consider that picture then to be vore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROtFteYkvoU
>>712124401
judging from the pic, his dealer sells 1/100ths of a gram only
>>712120294
The curta mechanical calculator.
>>712131219
yepp thats pretty much me
>>712123307
it's working
praised be kek
>>712129983
in those days having a feminine penis was popular. if you had a big dick they thought you were a nigger and chained you to a set of oars in a boat.
>>712131485
pepe will take physical form during the trump presidency???
how they made the Star Wars intro
The Crawford Road Bridge in Yorktown, VA. It's said to be haunted, with a history of colonials hanging slaves off the edge. I've been there a few times, mostly as a teenager, and I have seen a lot of strange things in the woods around it, as well as the bridge itself
>>712132069
was better like this TBH
>>712132087
>I have seen a lot of strange things in the woods around it
like what?
>>712128506
oh come on, that's not real.
i mean, that looks like in the 60's, but having a dog head on an artificial body control a two legged robot that is totally top heavy...
it always thought about that beast the robinsons had...
>>712128904
yeah, its a fat guy holding a 100ml demo can.
>>712120294
>Cool shit
>Babylonian stew recipes
well, what's the recipe? it ain't shit if i cant eat it.
>>712132167
like racoons
big croncodile
>>712128506
That is fucking disturbing but if it's real it's also the coolest fucking shit I've ever seen.
>>712132087
That's cool mang
>>712120294
Oh yeah great recipe
"just take a lot of shit you can find, put it in a clay vessel and let it sit on a fireplace until it's done."
>>712132376
Could you imagine kek
>>712130593
i know a good shoop when see one, and that one is.
>>712132033
Episode V? U trolling?
>>712132033
Bullshit. Keeping that steady? No way.
Although I've heard that the entire Spider-Man series was a small replica/model of New York.
>>712132208
Clearly the dog is only useful in the anal testing phase, they don't want to just start severing human heads if they're not sure the technology will keep them alive. Read a book.
water spout
>>712132598
Oh boy I sure did goof that up.
>>712131219
>tfw he misses the cart when he empties his bucket
>all work collecting the stuff was useless, go right again and repeat
>>712126176
there's a bridge about 3 minutes from my house. it's along a "wash" but they're calling it a "river" now. it's only there because we're so flat and rarely get rain but if we DID get rain, it could be inches high. that's happened in recent years. under the bridge, there are a billion bats. the bats are so fucking lame. they fly around on my street and i swear, one of them flew into my fucking head once and bounced off. if they ever get "lost", they just sit on the ground and one time i had one next to my front door. i wanted to check if it was alive and i took a broom and tapped the ground next to it. it screeched. a few minutes later, it got dark and it felt like flying away. going under the bridge is scary because if you shine a light up, they all wake up and start screeching; hundreds of them.
this is in tucson, az.
>>712132573
haha you are so young.
>>712121827
Cum Yaax
>>712132186
>>712132167
Mostly people just standing in the middle of the woods, and sometimes standing on the bridge, just out of view to see their faces. I mostly brush these off as the new generation of teenagers just finding something to do in this boring ass town.
The most baffling thing that's ever happened was I was travelling down Crawford at dusk, listening to a CD of the Silversun Pickups, and when I went under the bridge it made this god awful ear-raping sound. It's forever burned on that CD and it makes the noise every time I play it now. I still have the CD around here somewhere, I can try to find it if yall are interested
>>712132782
Supposed to be "yum cocks" but you has to go ruin it just like everything else you touch.
>>712132573
You can't see it in the picture but there's a huge crane holding the camera.
>>712132680
50.813496, -2.474851
Here you will find the body.
>>712131503
I actually looked up a cooking blog that made food based on translations from that tablet, looked really nice.
>>712132619
good fucking god man
>>712133047
>>712132707
Iiiii thought the guy was wearing a camera helmet or something.
>>712132846
holy fuck thats actually spooky as hell
>>712132846
No shit, play it into a microphone and upload it to Vocaroo.
Gogogogogogogo thread is dying
>>712133342
fuck you
>>712133448
casey neistat>?
>>712132846
Do it record that shit before the thread dies
>>712133232
>50.813496, -2.474851
Dude... wtf??? kek
>>712132846
Why's that baffling? I'd imagine some part of the CD got messed up by he CD player getting jostled when you drove over a bump. It'd be much weirder if the sound didn't occur ever again, or only occurred in the same area as it did the first time.
>>712132033
That's cool!
>>712133463
fuck you
>>712133632
spoopy
>>712133802
Fuck me
>>712133648
its a cd not a record you shitfuck
>>712133802
no you fuck you
>>712125244
it's not artisinal, it's anal artist
>>712133864
Doesn't mean it can't get scratched and make strange noises dipshit.
>>712133894
>>712133837
Fucking fucks
>>712134272
>>712133802
>>712133837
>>712133894
Cucking Fucks
>>712134473
Ffffffffffffffffffffuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aY2Q6nEh34
>>712134019
it means that when you go over a bump the lazer doesnt fucking scratch the cd you halfwit
>>712128031
its also accurate so whatever
>>712134761
Depends. I've had shitty old CD players from the early 90's that have left gouges in my CD's before. Obviously they quickly designed newer ones that wouldn't do that but he didn't specify how good of a CD player he had, did he?
Keep impotently raging because you're incapable of rational thought, it won't make you right.
>>712134382
Barefoot Gen?
People who die on Mt. Everest are left there because it's easier to put them on a map and call them Landmarks than to retrieve the corpses for burial.
The most famous of these corpse landmarks is Green Boots, who died some time in the mid 90s. There are several legitimate theories about his identity, but none have been truly confirmed.
>>712132087
Thats me on the bottom right my tag name is happy fathers day
>>712135127
all of this is true, but Green Boots was moved sometime recently.
>>712135127
>>712135287
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Boots
>>712134533
Granny butts.
>>712135037
>le im so rational euphoric bullshit
i hate you
>>712131219
>>712132679
hes walking upside on a frozen lake. Thats air he's dumping out of the buckets
>>712135127
That's kind of fucked up.
>>712132087
been there so many times its not scary at all especially with houses around with their lights on
>>712135212
kill yourself
>>712129670
maybe. not all cuneiform clay tablets have been translated yet - there's too much extant, and not enough specialists in that field.
>>712135127
>>712135321
That's fucking brutal.
>>712135364
Still not proving me wrong, thanks for playing though. Sad that you have to resort to attempting to insult others rather than simply admitting you were wrong.
>>712124870
they stopped building ships this big. they would be unwieldy. even the Chinese one probably sailed only on yangcy just for show. such big of a vessel couldn't turn or be properly controllable.
anyway the biggest western vessel I heard of is not 15th cent but 3rd it's ptolemy's τεσσαρακοντήρης. at least in that case they are sure it actually existed and had it's size (unlike the chink treasure ship which might as well be much smaller than the myth)
>>712120960
Looks suspiciously like a CD to me.
>>712134660
You are friend now. We have good time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KN0luWt-zQ&index=8&list=FLjeXxCAsz2U2FxDjB-7DG3w
>>712135587
>le pretentious attitude
i hate you
>>712135212
dope
>>712135853
how many calories is a storage rack
>>712135678
Bloody polyremes. Those big ships went great for Antony, didn't they?
>>712133447
>>712133448
>>712133549
>>712133648
Sorry took a second to find it and rip the audio. Here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JVTbbnZc6r
(Sorry vocaroo quality sucks)
>>712135834
>getting this mad that you were wrong
If we could only harness all your mad we could have infinite free energy.
>>712136031
>still answering and being a pompous ass
i hate you
>>712135925
bout tree fiddy
>>712136021
SPOOPY
>>712123734
nigger detected
>>712136057
reyes?
>>712136110
/fa/ as fuck
>>712135925
Underrated post
I was wondering that too. Gotta be great on a sandwich.
>>712136126
You're still answering too buddy, or did you also fail to realize that till I pointed it out for you?
>>712136132
that's beautiful
also reminds me of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaVhHlO0Dxo
figures I'd end up here again.
carpe lucem
aaaand image limit. I'll take my (you)s with me to the grave.
>>712136281
Techno viking, mother fucker
>>712136296
>implying either of us really give a fuck and we arent just bored
i hate you
>>712136402
wow
>>712136696
>Nah I'm totally not mad I was just pretending
k
>>712136402
gods shes tiny...
>>712136255
Yeah that shit is tight as fuck. Hunting with hawks?
>>712136315
Rasputin looks like someone just jacked his ganja.
>>712136933
And yeah I know the bird in the image is an eagle..
>>712136756
>im totally not the one thats mad im just pointing out that youre mad every single post and also still replying
i hate you
>>712120676
Never assuming it could have just been some poor kids carving'.
>>712137010
If someone you cared about was abusing drugs you'd make sure he got your point about being a drug abuser, wouldn't you? I point out that you're mad because I'm trying to help you buddy.
>>712132573
anyone else know this photo?
>>712126017
This can't be real
>>712133802
Fucking russians. Couldn't they just send a chicken or a nigger or something to space?
>>712133232
Paul's body?
>>712132376
The keeping the dogs head alive part is real, theres even videos of it. The rest is fake however, i think this was an ad for a movie or something
