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Wednesday, a friend of mine told me that she saw my GF with her

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Wednesday, a friend of mine told me that she saw my GF with her ex at the mall this past Tues. She said that she didn't see my GF touching him or anything and she wasn't doing anything wrong other than being with him.

I called her that night and we talked and everything seemed normal except it sound like she was sucking dick while she was talking to me. IT didn't blatantly sound like she was sucking dick, it was subtle sonds hear and there that made me suspicious given the context of what my friend told me about her. We talked for about 30 minutes, but she seemed really distant and distracted. She started breathing heavily and said she had to go an hung up. I talked to her again tonight and the sounds I was hearing in the background sounded like a blowjob porn. IT was much more blatant. It sounded like she was sucking a dick while talking to me. Also, I thought I heard a man talking in the background. We talked for about 50 minutes and she was breathing heavily and making slurping sounds. I asked her about the sounds I was hearing several times and she always came up with a lame excuse for them. She said that she was doing laundry and eating chicken soup. The man's voice was the TV.

What do?
>pic semi related
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Bullshit. If your girlfriend was sucking dick while talking to you on the phone, you would know for certain within 30 secs. It would be obvious.
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oh boy, 50 minutes of conversation and all that slurping?
that must be a huuuge bowl of chicken soup there!
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fuck her best friend while on the phone with her.
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>>712115439
I didn't hear any sounds for the first 15 minutes. The sounds I heard didn't occur that frequently at first. It wasn't until about 35 minutes into the conversation that I asked her about the slurping sound that I was hearing and she said she was eating chicken soup and that it was too hot. She had to blow on it.

It wasn't like I was hearing that sound the entire phone call. Just at the end.
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>>712115303
http://www.xvideos.com/video20128807/cheating_gf_sucking_bbc_on_the_phone.

Close your eyes and listen to this video.
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50 fucking minutes? Dude just admit you love being a cuck, how could you possibly last 50 minutes hearing your girl sucking another dick? lmao

I bet you could skype her and saw her chocking a dick and still come here asking if it was some kind of new Microsoft bug to hide the fact that you are a cucklord
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>>712116095
I'm not a cuck. If I find out for certain she's cheating on me I'll break up with her.
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>>712116193
>>712116095
Dude he's right, you're a huge fucking cuck for listening to that shit for nearly an hour. Surprised you could even manage to deny that.
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any cucks wanna chat with a bull kik me at velikynovgorod
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ITT OP shares his cuckold fantasy pretending it's a real life event
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>>712116492
top kek m8
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>>712116193
She just shamelessly sucked a dick for 1 hour while talking to you, now taking this as your average autistic and retarded level.... How on earth would you find out if she tries to hide it now?

Just change your facebook hobbies to being a cuck master
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>>712116697
also top kek m8
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>>712116492
femanon here,

Timestamp
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>>712116766
sorry im not gonna timestamp for some random person on b

you got a kik?
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>>712116697
>She just shamelessly sucked a dick for 1 hour while talking to you

I don't know that happened for certain. It sounded like it a little bit, but there could be rational explanations for each of the suspicious sounds I was hearing in the background.

My girlfriend and I have being a couple for nearly 4 years and I don't want to end it on mere suspicion alone.
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>>712115439
Kek
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>>712116985
you could always ask her straight out?
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>>712116985
>hangs out with ex
>hides it from you
>hear blow job sounds while calling her
>"don't worry anon, its an infinite chicken soup that takes 50 min to eat"
>I trust her<3
>lol
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>>712116896
I'll get Kik and chat and send you a bunch of pics and even get my wife to chat if you're legit.
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I've been there.

I actually went to her house and peaked in her bedroom window before calling her. She picked up her phone right in the middle of a blowjob. My delima is that I couldn't break up with her for doing it without admittting I was peaking in her window like a creep.

I had to stay with her knowing what she was doing. I was super pissed. If you think it's bad now, just wait until she starts talking to you on the phone while she's getting fucked.
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>>712117354
>You advanced from Cuck Lord level 5 to Cuck Lord level 999.
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>>712117191
"Hey baby, have you been a filthy whore recently? You know I love you and you can tell me anything, right?" - insecure faggot about to get dumped.
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>>712117191
this
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>>712115077
Tell that cunt to suck your dick and then shit on her chest
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>>712117354
Just break up with her and tell her it's because she's too fat, jesus christ man.
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>>712117243
again, I never said she that she said she was eating chicken soup the entire call >>712115811
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>>712117492
funny this is these cuck fags would rather believe girls will be honest when asked if they are cheating, and will stay with them until they get bored xdddd
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>>712117485
I'm not a cuck. Cucks are guys who enjoy being cheated on.

I don't enjoy it at all.
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>>712117243
>>712117243
>>712117243
>>712117243
>>712117243
this
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>>712117779
this >>712117705
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>>712117763
>sees gf sucking a dick
>literally sees gf sucking a dick
>1000000% sees gf sucking a dick
>doesn't break up with her
>"I am not a cuck!!!"

Sure boy
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I had a girl once give me a blowjob, and her boyfriend called while sucking me off. She answered, and kept talking while continuing. I was trying hard not to lmao when it happened lol. So OP, it's possible
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>>712117705
So literally you are going to make up things in your mind that COULD explain her sucking a dick? lol
>calls gf
>picks up
>insane moan from getting pounded by ex
>"B-babe? What was that?"
>"Oh sorry anon, I opened one of those fb videos that have the moan sound haha!"
>"Oh okay baby:)"
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Sucking dick and eating chicken soup sound different.
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Does she live far away? I simple way to be sure (although it seems pretty obvious as it is) would be to call her from near her home, if you hear suspicous sounds you just show up at her door carrying flowers or something, blam, you are a romantic guy fooling around and doing a surprise and she is a slut who cheated on you. You never suspected a thing, you are not a suspicious creep.
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>>712117300
ok gimme a sec
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>>712117300
you still here anon?
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>>712118221
Yes
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>>712116091
>these hoes ain't loyal....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzx1mBcoUrY
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>>712118272
I'm not OP though...
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>>712118272
sorry im kinda drunk so its a little rough
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>>712117300
Moar pls
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>>712118551
my kik is velikynovgorod
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>>712118617
She started talking dirty when we were messing around a couple of months ago about taking a strangers dick and I just kind of went with it. It made her cum like never before. Turned me on.
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>>712117354
dude in that case who cares if you admit spying on her????
I wouldnt give a fuck. Theres no relationship anymore.
It only matters not to NOT let her know if nothing wrong did happen.

>>712117485
I think hes over 9000 already.

>>712115077
If you arent sure she did that, its maybe your fantasy playing a trick on you. Probably because you are scared of something like that and stick too much around /b/ and cheatingporn.
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http://www.xvideos.com/?k=cheating+phone&p=1
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>>712118642
Cool. Downloaded kik and saved your user name. Can I send pics thru kik? Doesn't seem like it.
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>>712117354
I'd be in jail if I were you.
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>>712118800
Meanwhile my gf is a bore in bed. Hope you know how lucky you are
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>>712118800
heres a better pic with the actual time

>>712119171
and yes you can send pics through kik
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>>712119276
Seems legit. Do you anal? She won't let me try but talks about taking a dick in her ass and walks around the house half naked. Total tease.
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>>712119543
i would fucking destroy that ass
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>>712119233
She is adventurous no doubt. Might be the beginning of my own demise but it's fun.
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>>712119747
Christ. Yes you would! I would like to see the look of lust on her face.
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http://www.xvideos.com/video9724475/white_18yr_old_sucks_big_black_cock_while_boyfriend_calls
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>>712119931
Or pain.
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>>712119931
id love to see that big dick in that big ass
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>>712119931
Here's a front shot.
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>>712120111
Me too! She might complain a little at first. Her ass is big for her but actually small. She's only 108 lbs.
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>>712115077
this is obviously a troll post. All you idiots taking this seriously are fucking idiots. GO. FUCK. YOURSELVES. YOU. LITTLE. SHITS. Including you OP
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>>712120346
id rub my dick between those cheeks till she got me rock hard
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>>712120147
>>712120346
This girl is sexy as fuck, I would demolish her. Post her face though to see what i'm dealing with
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>>712120346
Wow. That butt is amazing.
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>>712120580
ikr? girls just don't go around cheating all the time. that's just a myth perpetuated by the jews.
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>>712120705
Dude why do your balls hang so low?
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>>712120346
How small is your dick?
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>>712120705
that's probably as rock hard as you get, faggot
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>>712120827
lol speaking of a "perpetuated myth"
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>>712120705
Here's her pussy. She talks about taking loads of cum in her ass, so after you're done with her other holes feel free to fill her up.
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>>712120827
well not all the time. it does happen though. but definitely not in this post. jesus christ. /b can figure out trolls that are hard to figure out. But when it comes to such obvious trolls they all take the bait. Fucking idiots lmao
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>>712120864
I'm not particularly small. Just under 7in and a little over 6in girth, but that doesn't stop her from talking about more. Ever since she caught me posting here inner slut has poured out.
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>>712121010
niiiice

id have my nuts slapping against her clit
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>>712121306
At this point it's just talk but she's getting more and more aggressive about it.
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>>712121316
what a pencil/mushroom cock combination lmao
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>>712115077
Do the good ole' fashion dumperoo. Trash bag her shit and leave it on the door step with a note that says "we're never talking again, don't try to call." proceed to block her number, never talk to her again, do some LSD with a bro, it's a 50/50 shot that you end up forgetting all about her or you have the worst trip of your life.
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>>712117354
LOL. I would have kicked the fucking door in and beat the shit out of that mother fucker. Then i would have slapped a bitch and never speak to her again.
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>>712121526
Of you have a bigger dick feel free to give her a go.
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>>712121762
No you wouldnt have you faggot
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>>712121526
small dick confirmed
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>>712121822
Most definitely would.

But im not a beta fuck like you
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>>712121874
Right you're not a beta, you just browse b on your free time because of how alpha you are right?
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>>712121769
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>>712115077
he was first. go fuck off OP and let them be happy.

you were probably a rebound.
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>>712121822
>>712121861
>>712121874
>>712121937
samefag
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>>712121986
>>712121769
moar of dat butt
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>>712122111
When the phone comes out she can be a goof. Small tits.
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>>712115077
>gf sucks dick on phone
>if I find out she's cheating

Bro, it's really obvious at this point. What's it gonna take to convince you? Her sleeping with him in the same room?

Save yourself some dignity and break up with her now before she punks you any harder. You let that shit stand and no one you know will respect you (which gets back to women fast, once all women know you're a cuck, you aren't gonna be fucking any of em).

Also when was the last time you've dated/fucked your gf? If it's been a while, I'd just write it off as a loss. They probably just get off on cucking you.
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>>712122111
Squeeze it in there. She's wet and waiting.
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>>712115077
Just the fact she is even speaking to her ex without asking you first is grounds for a break up.

A women that gives the slightest fuck about your future together would never do such a thing. There is absolutely no excuse for it in anyway. It's not only disrespectful to you as her current partner, but just plain trashy.

Unfuck your testosterone, you little bitch.

You are dating a filthy whore brainwashed into thinking being a whore is perfectly fine, and there is no excuse for letting it into your life.

Find someone more loyal and less selfish.

Cuck.
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>>712121769
well I don't wanna judge you. but you kind of were shoving your dick in our faces. So I thought I might keep you in place. ayy lmao.
but seriously keep that penshroom in your pants.
thanks boss
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>>712122512
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This is the best post ever.
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>>712122512
>>712122667
very nice butt, i wanna bite it before i fuck it

>>712122645
dumbest newfag i think i have ever seen, seriously
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>>712122641
it's not her ex YOU STUPID SHIT, it's his friend's ex you little STUPID FUCKING SHIT
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>>712117882
he didnt see anything jackass.
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>>712122667

What about this one ?
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>>712122817
Do you like having guys look at your penshroom you gay fuck?
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>>712122895
this one is Egyptian. Either paint it in white or buy a new one
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I'm not sure how much of this is trolling and how much is blatant cuckhood.
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>>712122900
Sometimes, yes
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>>712118800
this is an actual cuck you faggots. btw let me see her face i want to see if she is my type.
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>>712115077
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>>712122645
Your response was directed to the wrong person. Not my mushroom but whatever. I'm just trying to see if my wife is a perv because I certainly am.
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>>712122996
You fucking faggot, get the fuck out of here you gay fucking fuck before I fuck your gay-breeding fucking mother you fucking cuck
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>>712123064
fuck off faggot
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>>712115077
Take your cuck fantasy to a gay website you degenerate piece of shit. Trump is president now, your kind are finshed
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>>712123163
I support you and trump you little shit.
jk fuck trump
but i support you
you little
shit
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>>712122833
Same applies.

Your woman is your woman and there is no acceptable reason for her to be hanging out with other men behind your back.

You fucking children always learn the hard way.
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>>712123064
id happly plow your wife with my mushroom lol
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>>712122895
I think she has equal opportunity holes so I'd give it a passing grade.
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>>712123064
Why the fuck did it take you this long to post the best picture?
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>>712123227
Oh look at you, acting tough like you know your shit. YOU'RE PROBABLY A KISSLESS HANDHOLDLESS SMELLY FUCKING VIRGIN WHAT.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING CONSERVATIVE ARAB? YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL YOU LITTLE SHIT?
well, guess what, you're wrong.
A true man lets his girl fuck around. And a true man has that same girl come back to him every time, because although she fucks around she still prefers him and his cock the most.
Go fuck yourself you conservative controlling arab. I will fuck you and your mother when I find you in that little basement of yours.
you little
degenerate piece of
shit
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>>712122641
Aye, this man means you the best, lad.
Listen to him.
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>>712123362
You serious? Have some standards..
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WHAT THE FUCK.

GUYS.

When did this thread turn from a guy worried about his GF cheating on him to a guy hoping his GF cheats on him?
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>>712123362
keep posting her ass anon, it is fucking amazing

>>712123454
dude you guys are crazy as fuck, you make me feel normal, and thats saying something
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>>712123483
Aye, lad, blad. cuck
Go fuck yourself you little shit
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>>712123537
Because OP is a faggot
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>>712123362
see >>712123537
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>>712117910
I was fucking a married women a few years ago and would make a point of sticking my cock in her while her husband was on the phone , she loved it
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>>712123553
>fucking amazing
You must have literally never seen a non-white girl in your life.
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>>712123362
Would love to give her more , send me a message in kik: clateomeros
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>>712123686
>wanting to have sex with a non asian or a non white girl

i shiggy diggy
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>>712123377
You like the side view?
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>>712123553
respect to you and your cock my friend
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>>712123790
thank you, that might be the best greeting of all time
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>>712123771
I like your mother.
Does this look like a porn site to you, you little shit?
Go watch porn. Fuck off. You think we can't get our own pictures to bust a nut to? You fucking idiot
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>>712123771
I don't want to see you posting here ever again, are we clear?
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>>712123856
>nobody sends me nudes, so im angry that you have nudes!!!!!!
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>>712123771
please post more
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>>712117882
>LICHURALLY SEES GF SUCK DICK!!!111

wew lad. You need to be a bit older to use this site

>>712117354
And you need to face facts. No, you're not a cuck, you're just plain retarded; the exemplar of a child who doesn't want to be caught spilling milk. Fucking admit that you peaked on her, and then dump her ass. You're an adult, or at least I'd assume you are.
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>>712117354
>Bust in through the window
>"Omg anon, you're such a fucking creep like wtf!"

Bamboozled again.
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>>712123771
keep posting pls ignore samefag
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>>712123972
What are you talking about, do you even English you little shit?
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>>712123856
This does look like a porn site fuck head. What are you here for, friends?
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>>712124024
>zero reading comprehension
>internet tough guy

mfw
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>>712124061
this most def looks like a fucking porn site

god your wifes pussy looks so good, did you fucking air brush that pic or some shit
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>>712124020
look at you, you little virgin, desperate for pictures
>>712124061
And you, who stepped on your tail you little shit?
>look at me, i'm horny and all i have is my left hand
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>>712124061
Ready for little tits?
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>>712115077
>get a fucking vasectomy, as in yesterday
>have sex with her often
>take pictures of her and share them
>look for a better girl
>when it ends, say thanks for the pussy and leave smiling
>keep your stuff well organized so that you can grab it all quickly

Enjoy what there is to enjoy. Protect yourself. And when it is over - think about all that you enjoyed.
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>>712124156
>posts batman memes
>calls other tough guy

choose one you fucking cuck
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>>712124293
Tiny tits.
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>>712124156
>>712124283
>>712124304
>>712124337
these guys right here, are fucking hilarious

>>712124293
yes
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>>712121937
Nobody can escape the /b/ card
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>>712124452
Area code anon?
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>>712124452
Wegie in my boxers.
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>>712124337
you really are completely retarded
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>>712122641
What if the ex confronted her first? I'm not being cuck or white-knight, but let's just explore a different perspective to this story
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>>712124524
719
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>>712122817
He's a newfag for not wanting to look at your deformed penis?

>wew
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femanon here. This is really hot.
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>>712124711
No i think he's a newfag because he can't tell the difference between a cuck and a bull

and was responding to the wrong fucking person
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>>712124467
Well thank you, 2 of them are me. that might be the best compliment of all time
pic related u cucks
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>>712124594
Want asshole? Of course you do...
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>>712124711
respect to you
>>712124791
and you my friend are not a bull. you are a penshroom. We got that sorted out?
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>>712124751
false
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>>712124908
the only thing ive sorted out is that there are some crazy ass people in this thread
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>>712124943
fuck your mother you little shit
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>>712115811
Maybe its because you are literally 1,5 hours on the phone with her on a single day.
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>>712124890
Squeeze on in. I'll make it easy...
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>>712125000
wasted fucking trips on a gay fucking little piece of shit new fag cuck bitch

good job
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>>712124989
No you listen to me you little shit.
The only think you've sorted out and will ever sort out is that you're a little shit, okay?
Don't call people crazy to make yourself look cute and peaceful. I won't take that as an apology. Are we clear?
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>>712125110
cute and peaceful?

am i kawaii uguu?
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>>712125070
>OUUUUUU WASTED FUCKING TRUPS OUUUUUUUHH
>i'm a fucking 4chan'ing noob and my life revolves around trips.
>someone applaud me cause I spotted the trips
>i'm a fucking noob. fuck me OUHHHHHH
you little fucking hippopotamus
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>>712125045
Want to see some penetration? Why do I even ask...
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>>712125070
please see >>712125000
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>>712124845
>"I feel validated by strangers on the internet now, teehee u cucky cucky McCuck cucks!"
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>>712125224
im the guy in the pic above you

>>712125257
wtf? what is even going on anymore
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>>712125310
samefaggotry
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>>712125257
Yea you got me there. I apologize for being a noob.
But don't call people cucks so that I won't have to fuck your mother you little shit
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>>712125310
Stfu I didn't ask which one you are
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>>712125224
>>712125250
>>712125257
>>712125353
>>712125406
>>712125434

im willing to bet 10 dollars you guys are australian
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>>712125200
what a gay little faggot ass bitch
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>>712125536
yeah nah
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>>712122817
ive seen this shirt before, im tellin your mom anon
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>>712125536
Well 3 of them are me, and i'm syrian, so where's the 10 dollars you little fucking cuck?
pic related u cucks
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>>712125536
Nah, east coast, US
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>>712125570
he said after examining the image carefully
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>>712125310
>>712125353
>>712125406
>>712125434
If you guys don't shut the fuck up you're not going to see a dick in her ass. Mm Kay?
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>>712125681
good one, i applaud you for your humor.
But don't try acting like you're funny on 4chan. You think you can pull off jokes like this irl you little shit?
No, obviously not, you're that neckbeard in the corner sitting quietly in class with jizzstains on ur never washed death metal t-shirt.
Do you want me to fuck your mother or are you going to fuck off?
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>>712125683
oh wow youre still here? keep going op
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>>712125683
I don't care about a dick in her ass.
I care about fucking your mother you little shit.
Fuck off. Mmmmm Kay you little shit?
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>>712125683
keep going op?

ignore the faggots
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>>712125955
STOP POSTING UR FUCKING COCK.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT COCKS U KISSLESS FUCKING FAGGOTS. FUCK OFF WITH UR HANDHOLDLESS DICK.
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>>712125846
>>712125955
I like how both of these guys are convinced that OP is the one posting his gf lmao

>OP bailed after realizing he listened to his gf suck a cock for an hour and a half
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>>712126058
good lord, settle down
>>
this has been a very entertaining thread
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>>712126158
why are you calling me a good lord?
Do you want me to fuck your mother?
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>>712125878
>>712125955
Ha. This is the best thread I've posted in. Looking forward to getting ridiculed for the shape and color of my benis.
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>>712126207
And will continue to be you little shit. As long as I am here
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>>712126224
ist just a figure of speech bro

almost trips

>>712126257
who gives a fuck really
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>>712126257
What are you even talking about you neckbeard? Go fuck off with your being shamed fetish somewhere else
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>>712125824
10/10 edgelord
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>>712126333
fuck you asshole

fuck you and your trips
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>>712121769
this is muh dick. Can I fuck your gf too?
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>>712126324
Yo, you little shit, why are you calling me bro?
Do you want me to fuck your mother?
>>
Tbh if my girlfriend was sucking dick on the phone while talking to me I would be fucking diamonds.
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>>712126352
You wanna know something about your butt you little shit? it's hurt
>>712126369
What, what the fuck are you talking about, I will fuck your mother
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>>712125878
you sound like youre in grade school and just learned to swear
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>>712126260
>And it will be, as long as CAPTAIN AUTISM is here!
>By the power of random swearing and insults from the brain of a 14 year old, I will continue to hammer the keyboard with fury!
>As long as my caretaker isn't around.
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>>712126452
Yea because you're a cuck.
Same goes for me if I was fucking your mother and you were watching.
you little
shit
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>>712126467
please explain how you hurt my butt
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>>712126467
fuck you you little shit, i will fuck your mother. mmmmmkay?
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>>712126374
thats not funny dude
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>>712126488
i'm actually a smelly dropout
>>712126525
ayy lmao
>>712126544
do you think I have time for you and your stupid shit, you little shit?
>>712126592
hahah good one, respect.
no jk, fuck off
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>>712126592
Jesus christ can you say anything other than "fuck your mother"
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>>712126658
you clearly do
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>>712126701
yea.
So in 1938 there was a Shakespearean novel hidden deep beneath a rock called the mountain-stone..
Do you want me to fuck your mother?
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can i post my dick again?
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>>712126356
Painful ass fucking webm with tears to follow.
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>>712118101
I feel like this is a critical point
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>>712126861
i feel like thats a really dumb thing to mention
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>>712126756
I clearly don't.
And if you ever start your sentence again without dressing me as the lord or your dairy queen, I will fuck your mother.
Have some respect you little shit
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>>712126843
fuck you you little shit do you want me to fuck your mother?
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>>712126843
im too drunk to respond properly anymore
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>>712126904
addressing*
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>>712126936
Fuck you guys I'm going home.
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>>712126904
fuck you you little shit i'll fuck your mother
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>>712127009
Home you guys I'm fuck.
>I'm cuck
yea, that's right you little shit
>>712127032
AHAHHA good one, respect
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>>712126904
>i dont have time for you
>heres nine more posts you little shit
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>>712127084
AHAHAH good one, respect for using my "little shit".
No but seriously, stop cuck'ing so that i'm not forced to fuck your mother
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ANYWAYS FOR ALL YOU /B/RETHRENS.
I think i'm saving this thread. Because I respect you all and your mothers and I love the reactions I got.
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>>712123996
>tfw no one ITT knows how to spell "peeking"
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>>712127146
you cuck i'll fuck your mother. understand little shit?
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>>712127280
okay now you're getting boring
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>>712127381
if you ever start your sentence again without dressing me as the lord or your dairy queen, I will fuck your mother.
Have some respect you little shit
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>>712127425
oh the classic copy paste comebacks. When you feel inferior to someone and you think the only way to be on par with them is to use their exact words.
Yea I feel you, you little shit
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>>712127275
You've piqued my curiosity on this one
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>>712127546
Fuck off pique
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>>712117354
i believe this man's story because he spells like a retard and thus must be a retard.
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>>712127546
You have a sense of humor. I like you.
Them? Not so much. You know the world has gone to shit when two grown adults can't spell basic words right while we all have phones and Google to check definitions and spelling.
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>>712127512
oh the classic copy paste comebacks. When you feel inferior to someone and you think the only way to be on par with them is to use their exact words.
Yea I feel you, you little shit
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>>712122645
Your fucking retarded
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>>712116985
>hear slurping
>hear "mmm"s
>hear male voice
>hear heavy breathing
>"baby what's that noise"
>"I'm eating soup sorry babe I gotta go it's so steamy"

are you fucking retarded op? she's fucking another man

nigga you could date her 20 years, if she's gonna cheat, the hoe is gonna cheat
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>>712127828
Well honestly, it could be a couple of teenagers for all we know. Though to be fair, I spelled everything correctly then too because I wasn't a fucking mongoloid and knew how to look up what I might be iffy on.

Shit doesn't matter to most of the population though. Should tell you what direction the world is headed.

Lmfao this thread went from a guy wanting to know if people thought his gf was cheating on him, to a guy posting his gf alongside a dude posting his junk, to asinine nonsensical sub-thoughts between god knows how many people, to this. Woo.
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>>712115077

She was eating garlic bread and you're just toast.
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