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Let's fix that.
Last 2 digits is the number of pushups you do.
Get doubles? do double the amount.
It's about time! rollo!
Bless up
Lego
Roll
>>712114580
Yeah what the hell
>>712114580
rolling for being fat fuck
>>712114580
>>ctrl+f: "pushup thread"
>>0 results
go back to /fit,homo
Roll
>>712114580
is that a challenge?
>>712114580
thanks /fit/
Plz be less than 50 lol
Roll
>>712115495
Oh my fucking god
roll
>00
>>712114580
doing push ups just cuz 4chan told u so wont change shit tho
why not just work out on a schedule?
>>712114580
roll
Rollllllerino!
>>712115305
500 pound demisexual virgin detected.
Gimme dubs
>>712115532
Fucking rekt
Let's go
>>712115944
Shit.
roll
>>712114580
Rollin'
A'ight.
Gonna do it in the morning though since my arm is in a sling right now
Get me off my fat ass
rooolll
>>712116455
fuck me
>>712114580
Rolling for 00.
Make me work dad.
i need you inside me
Roll
AWOO~
>>712115305
I bet you can't even do those 5 push-ups
>>712114580
GOGOGOOGOGOG
Roll
>>712116633
thanks, y-you too
Lets see
rawlin
None
Rolling cause I'm a fat piece of shit
>>712117552
Well shit
>>712116564
///
roll
asd
>>712114580
Gotta love pushup threads
why not
roll
Rollin a blunt
>>712114580
Roll for 100+, since I'm doing 10x10 anyway.
>>712119022
Fuck...
>>712119037
Bullshit.
>>712117693
dindunuffin
Roll
roawlin
roll for 99
roII
>>712114580
yeah
>>712114580
Leggo
340
im down
>>712119800
excuse me what
>>712114580
I am extremely overweight but I will do the last digits worth of pushups, just to get out of this chair for something besides going to the kitchen or the bathroom.
If 0 though, I go get another bag of donuts and another two liter of coke.
roll
>>712114580
LMFAO!
>>712120225
5 pushups
I will do this.
brb
K
rrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>712120225
>>712120418
I managed to do the 5, but I fucked up my elbows. Seems like that was a waste of time and now my arms hurt, but I did it.
At least I did it.
>>712120934
Good for you dude, eventually you'll get to double digits.
rollllllll
>>712120934
Good job
rolling
roll tide
Roll
>>712120225
>>712120418
>>712120934
>>712121171
Even though I fucked up my elbows, I will do 5 more. I went too fast through the first few thinking I could do them quickly and be done with it. These 5 I will take slowly and try to breathe. I didn't breathe through the first 5 and a lot of blood and heat rushed to my head, nearly passed out.
I can do this.
!
>>712122322
based, you got this
>>712114580
Push me up
>>712122592
Fuck me mate
Lets do this
I feel like I'm going to vomit after only 10 but something about doing this makes me feel better.
I'm tempted to quit but I just might do another 5 in a minute. My stomach hurts too much now to do them right away and I feel a little dizzy, even though I was trying to breathe.
>>712122877
The trick is to do at least 10 again tomorrow, and the day after that, and so on.
Fattie here, done 10 so far.
Rolling for a new single digit.
Just getting down onto the floor and back up again is half of this work out.
If I get 0, I'm going to the kitchen, if I get 9, call ambulance if I'm not back in under 10 minutes. lol
I fuckin hate being so fat. =/
>>712123530
fuck this, I'm tryin for 10.
brb
Let's do this.
LEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOYYYYY
JEEEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKKINNNSS
Get?
>>712114580
i can handle anything, faggot
Roll
roolllllllll...
>>712114580
can't be too bad
>>712123153
I probably won't ever do this again.
I managed another 10, but I collapsed at 9 thinking I was done, my wrists feel crushed, I fucked up my lower back and my palms feel like someone ran over them with a steam roller.
I did 20 pushups though and that is 20 more than I've done since... I don't even know.
I'm just too fat.
Feels like my lower ribs are piercing my intestines.
I'm such a piece of shit though, I don't want to leave. I feel almost like doing this until I die.
I'll think about it some more and maybe roll again when I'm cooled down.
>>712114580
rollz
hope i don't fucking die
>>712114580
roll
>>712114580
JUST DO IT
Alright
>>712124558
You're probably good for tonight, overdoing it doesn't help, it just keeps you from keeping at it. The key to getting fit is coming up with a gameplan and STICKING TO IT. The details of the gameplan are a tiny part compared to keeping at it.
Roll
>>712114580
Let do it for glory of SATAN !!
>>712114580
01 rollins
Roolliiooo
hope i roll a funny number
>>712125066
Blesses me i guess ..
>>712125095
GOD DAMN IT!
>>712114580
Rowl
Roll
HIT ME
rooll
>>712114580
roll
>>712125207
Rerolling because i want to do >>>/fit/ proud
>>712114580
Fuckin got this.
>02
>>712114580
Oh shit here we go.
Lmao roll
Lalwla
Fuckin roll
>99
>that makes 198 push ups
Wew
>>712114580
roll
>>712114580
Lets do this
Rolll
>>712114580
im ofn igas'
legoo boys
01 get
>>712114580
if I get 00 is that 0 or 200 ?
>>712124974
I know how that works.
Regular visits to the fridge got me this way.
at least I can say I'll be more likely to roll in one of these threads in the future, unless these pains don't go away. Everything is pretty much back to normal except the heat and sweat coming from my head and the pain in my left side and in the front, just below my ribs. Feels like someone is pinching one of my internal organs with a pair of pliers.
rolll em doggys
>>712114580
rollin
rollll
>>712125704
I'd say 200, but you can call it 0 and reroll if you're too scared.
Sounds good my dude
>>712125616tfw you can barely do 20 and you need music and 3 enite minutes yo fo iy
Rolllll
>>712114580
alrighty
>>712126700
you lucky fucker!!
>>712114580
roll
>>712114580
Rolling
>>712114580
Time to get Swole
>>712114580
lol nigger 10 get.
00 get
>>712115647
seeing these threads and working out is better than nothing at all. I will probably never work out on any sort of schedule, never have, never will, but seeing these I get the urge to, and today I actually did.
>>712120225
>>712120418
>>712120934
>>712122322
>>712122444
>>712122877
>>712123530
>>712123618
>>712124558
>>712125716
All I can say is don't ever discourage people from doing something. Something is better than nothing.
I know I'm going to die fat and probably not even fit in a coffin because I'm so disgusting, but at least this thread got me to do SOMETHING besides eat and jerk off.
>>712114580
Thanks for starting this thread.
Today changed my life in a small, but significant way.
Now I'm going to cry and eat something that isn't a donut. Maybe some vegetables.
Lets go
>>712114580
Lesgoooo!
>>712127402
Rerolling because fuck that
Roll
>>712114580
Lets faking gooo
Rrroll
roll
Let's get swole
>>712114580
lets do this
I'm game.
Rolll
>>712114580
rollup
>>712114580
sure
>>712114580
00 get
Rolling for eternal pain tomorrow
Roll
>>712114580
rollll
>>712128988
Topkek
I need this
>>712128880
6 x 10
1 x 20
Rolling for next batch
Roll
Rawl
Le go
Might as well,
inb4 +20
roll
Roll
>>712114580
rollin
rolling for 01
rolling cause ive been a lard ass
>>712132404
And i shall stay a lard ass
>>712114580
roolls
roll
>>712133075
kms
Roll, I sure hope it's slow number...
>>712120225
You can do it!
ayylmao
welp
E fuckin Z
roll
>>712114580
ROLLLLLL
Harambe
huh
roll XD
>>712135129
NEED MOAR
>>712114580
(You)
Military style?
gainzz
>>712114580
Lets do this shit
roll
rolling for more
>>712114580
rolling
>>712114580
sdgjfkglhkgjhgdfsgdhf
Roll
>>712114580
rolex
rollyandr.
>>712114580
Rolling CUNTS
ah!
>>712115944
destroyed
Ok
Don't hurt me
Rollin
>>712114580
aiight
>>712114580
00 please
roll,
Rolling on chest day
roll
>>712141501
Oh..That's no fun
>>712114580
wake me up inside
>>712114580
Already on that weeaboo Saitama training challenge
>100 Pushups
>100 Situps
>100Squats
>10km run
>every single day
>mfw
But I'll play your game OP
I want to quit weed, need 99
Gimme Double 00
Lets go baby
Let's go
Why not?
Did 5 and want to throw up now
eh fuck it have nothing else to do :/
roll
Rollin'
rollarino
Fuck
>>712114580
NEINTY NEIN GET!
Go
>>712143891
FUCK ME I CANT DO 91 PUSHUPS I WAS HOPING I'D ROLL DOUBLE ZERO AND IT'D BE HILARIOUS, FUCK.
>>712143960
get fukt
>>712143992
oh god
f
>>712144008
>>712143992
SHOE'S ON THE OTHER DICK NOW, HUH???
>>712114580
Roll
>>712114580
danger roll.
99 get
>>712144400
STOLE/
MY/
JOKE/
>>712114580
ooo
>>712144400
MOTHER FUCKER
I actually wanted to do some
>>712114580
x2 cause fuck it
>>712144469
gotta move faster anon
eh fuck it why not
quads time
Roll
jo
rolling
>>712114580
low number get
>>712144400
>>712144400
so 100 then?
i can do it
>>712114580
Doing the same amount of situps aswell
Roll for 00
1 get
>>712148201
Close enough
>>712114580
lets go
let's fucking go
Roll
roll
>>712114580
go nig
ay
Roll
>>712114580
Roll
Roll
>>712114580
roll
Roll
ollor
Rolling
<10
>>712148799
Tough luck!
Rolling for niglets
>>712114580
here we go, gonna take a shit first tho
>>712149113
>13
i'll do the trippel amount
aight
>>712114580
lolling
raight
>>712149113
>13
>>712149139
>39
13x3=39
what is this sorcery!!?!?!??
o shit, actually did some push ups for the first time in years last night. Its a sign from Kek to improve my noodle arms!
last2digts
Rolling
>>712149295
Fuck me
Roll
>>712114580
look at this fkn <05 get rit her
roll
nerd
Roll
Roll
Hgggo
been doing 100 a day close to that pls
rollin
roll
rollo
KL
>>712114580
rollahcoaster
sure lets go
Roll
roll it like my blunt
Roll
>>712151599
Well rip me i guess
rolling
OK. Roll
>>712114580
Ravioli ravioli give me good rolly
llor
roll
>>712114580
im gonna be stronk
>>712114580
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
>>712114580
bingo
>>712151599
HAHAHA
Roll.
