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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
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>>712095138
kys
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kill yaself teddy
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>>712095138
fuck off
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>>712095138
Teddy can share my waifu tonight.
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>>712095138
fuck you teddy
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>>712095138
fuck ya self teddy
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not this time
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>>712095138
ok
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>>712095138
Kys
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>>712095138
ow
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teddy pls
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B-b-b-bait this is
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>look at clock
>3:16am

Welp gg boys
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>>712095138
fuk
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>>712095138
meme
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Okay
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>>712095138
niggas stay wilin
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not like this
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no thx
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nigger sage
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>>712095138
Here you go nigger
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>This is Teddy.
>Teddy is dead.
deady
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what a story mark
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si papi
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fuck off
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Nah Teddy bro no need to do that. Help yourself in the fridge,plenty of food for ya
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Teddy plz
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Good Shitpost.
Fellow anons take this if you feel paranoid.
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>>712095138
>be me
>poorfag
>small house
>nowhere for these myths to hide
>i only post in these threads to roll for dubs
Feelsbadman
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>>712095138
Well, I don't really believe it, but sure.
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Teddy is deadly
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>>712095138
Not today
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Just in case.
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>>712095138
pls no daddy
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Ok
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saxcadsfsdfs
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>>712095138
k
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k
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Nigr
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kys
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kys
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>>712095138
Does Teddy have a hole? Gender is not important.
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>>712095902
He has a few
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>>712095138
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>>712095138
You win this round, Teddy...
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>>712095138
oh for fucks sake
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>>712095138
:(
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>>712095138
ok dad
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>>712095138
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>>712095138
Hi
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>>712095138
fucking kill me
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no pls
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>>712095980
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Why not
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Looks pretty cracked out yo
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>>712095138
Spooky fam
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nigger
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Holy fuck not taking any chances on this one
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ily teddy-san
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>>712095138
Suck my anus, faggot.
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>>712095138
Boi
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>>nigger
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teddy is a nigger
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I'm scared now
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>>712095138
sleep tight doggo
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>>712095138
Anon, go and find a toothbrush, and promptly go fuck yourself with it
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:(
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>>712095680
All hail immunity dog, save me jeebus!
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Ma nigg
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teddy dont hurt me pls
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>>712095138
god protects the protectors
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>>712095138
jesus christ bro, just watched a scary movie, don't need this shit.
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>>712095138
This is Barron. He fucks Teddy's shit up. I am safe.
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fuck yourself op
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>>712095635
Oh thanks mark
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>>712095138
pleas not
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If he's dead already then I don't have anything to worry about
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Is this how you get your sick kicks? Do you enjoy this?
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I wish
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>
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fine
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>>712095138
>inb4 niggers begging for replies
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>>712095138
Ok, ok
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>>712095138
thanks mr skeltal
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Teddy needs to get a better murder weapon, rusty fucker.
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You're fucking lucky I suffer from paranoia, cunt.
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>>712095138
you wanna fuck teddy?
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>be me
>be 3:36 am
>3spoopy5me
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i can hear him alreay, plis teddy, plis.
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>>>/s4s/
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Usually, I don't trust in this shit... Fuck
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U fuckin cock
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>>712095138
lol
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>>712096400
Looks like a little gaywad.
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>>712095138
Teddy sucks dick
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No thanks, I'm too busy to die.
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Ha fuck you op its 3:38
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why does freddy use ice pick, by the time he stab me id wake up and punch him
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>>712095138

rip
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just to be sure
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>>712095138
I mean I guess
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>>712095138
:(
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>>712095138
Kys
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>>712095138
faggot
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big nut
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god fucking dammit
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>>712095138
but that nigga is dewd
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>>712095138

kysnf
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k
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>>712095138
Pls no teddy
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>>712095138
why
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Suh ted
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see
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shitters
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>>712095138
fuck you teddy, you nigger.
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>>712095138
fuck teddy
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fuck you teddy
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Nooooooooooooooon
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j3j3
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>>712095138
Why rusted though, you a poor faggot Teddy boy?
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Nig
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>>712096930
Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ner
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sleep tight teddy
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Kiwo
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>>712095138
Yeah sure fag nice try.
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no teddy
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>>712095138
Kek
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>>712095138
Cool
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>>>/s4s/
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kek
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>>712095138
>grave dancers, anyone?
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>>712096662
that's not how time works mate. there's no timezone that is only 10 minutes ahead of everyone else's minute value.
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Gfy teddy
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Not taking any chances...
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k
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>>712095138
If you had read this, your mother will have died in her sleep tonight.
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>>712095138
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>>712095138
lol klol k
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fuck, man...
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DEAR GOD DELIVER US FROM EVIL
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Asdf
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ok
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>>712095138
Is that picture from a movie? I love being spooked if anyone could let me know the source of this teddy fellow it would be greatly appreciated
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Teddy looks like he can give nice blowjobs
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>>712095138
f
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>>712095138
kys
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disagree
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Teddy can go suck a fuck
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>>712095138
Pk
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>>712095138
lol no he wont
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>>712095138
Fuck you Teddy
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>>712095138
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>>712095138
I hate u
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>>712095138
fucking teddy. eat a dick, nigger
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Well fuck.
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>>712095138

OP is a fag
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>>712095138
ok
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staying safe
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>>712095138
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>>712095138
fuck you
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dope
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>>712095138
this is next level
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>>712095138
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Ultramarine in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Warp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
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yftch
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speed it up teddy ffs
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hi teddy no die please
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>>712095138
No.
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No teddy, noo0o0o0
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>>712095138
Fuck you
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Nice bait fag
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>>712095138
I found Teddy, he's my bitch now.
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>>712095138
>>712095138
dick dock
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k
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heyyyuyuyu
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>>712095138
y tho
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ALL NIGGERS HANG
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kysf
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>>712095138
OP is a fag but I like my eyes m8
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>>712095138
Ffs
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Queer
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Korea numba 1
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Work work Job Done
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>>712095138

teddy can suck some nig-nog cock
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Ok
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wswswsw
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Teddy pls gtfo not today I got my periods
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>>712095138
tedy is gonna get raped tonight
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>>712095138
rusted ice pick?
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>>712095138
no u
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>>712095138
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>>712095138
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>>712095138
Nigger
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>>712095138
fuck off kid
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fuckin teddy
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hmm
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>>712095138
whatevs
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>>712095138
fuck Teddy nigger
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>>712095138
ugh
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>>712095138
hi teddy
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tiddy
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Fuck you teddy
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>>712095138
i love BIG BLACK nigger dick
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>>712095138
lel
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k
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Safe
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why teddy
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really makes me think
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Eat a pinecone teddy
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>>712095138
bring it on tedd
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>>712095138
OP is a faggot as usual.
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>>712095138
Fucking shit
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teddy is a bro
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>>712095138
Huu
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Eat a dick nigga
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>>712095138
Fuck you faggot
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>>712095138
Goddamn it
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As if
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8 get
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Bait
(I'm safe right?)
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Jokes on you, I'm blind cunt
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>>712095138
you win OP
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>>712095138
mang
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>>712095138
You would be doing me a favor if you killed me, go for it buddy.
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>>712095138
not even risking
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>>712095138
pls no teddy
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>>712095138
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swe;neisj'ijeop;EKF NIGGERS
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>>712098922
Wut
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>>712095138
k
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Ight
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Zedd is dead
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That's Gary Busey
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Fml
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>>712095138
LOL
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>>712095138
Nigger
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Even though it's bait. Better safe than sorry
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thank you for removing my 69year old Eyes, Teddy you were my favorite stuffed animal, i finger fucked your ass when mom wasn't looking, and licked your pussy when dad WAS looking. I am glad you learned how to teleport out if the afterlife Teddy, because I have missed your baby-vomit baby-poop smell and taste.

> I hope the SPiDER EggS hatch from your sleeping Ear, Teddy.
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>>712095138
KK
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I fucking hate you, OP.
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dab
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>>712095138
Don't post and she will visit and let you poke her
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>>712095138
Ok.
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>>712095138
pls no
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>>712095138
Flip off!!!
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kys
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k
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I masturbate at 3:37 AM
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>>712095138
fuck that.
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Post
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>>712095138
no
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>>712095138
i sincerely hope u jestin
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>>712095138
Y tho
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how much is a 50 cent mcdonalds ice cream cone?
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Sjsjsbsg
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>>712095138
aids
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TEDDY PLS
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why are there so many of these fucking threads
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no thanks
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post tits teddy
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>>712099927
Motha fucking tripps!
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>>712095138
not happening
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Teds dead baby.
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Nigger
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>>712095138
Fuck off
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posttt heree
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hummm
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Why do they always have bear names though?
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>>712100007
Good god quads
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cunty
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>>712095138
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wat is this? 2006?
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fuck captcha
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Im horny teddy
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Welp
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>>712095680
Thanks doggo.
Fuck you teddy and op
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Carrot
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>>712095138
Why rusted?
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>>712095138
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>>712095138
meme
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NIGGER
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ehh?!
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no
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>>712095138
memeDDD
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lmao
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I don't like this fucker
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no
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>>712095138
k
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>>712095138
FUCKING CAPTCHA
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go away teddy
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nigger dick
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i have just selected images of a storefront
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you never know
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REEEEEEEE
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ok
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all of my nope
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Teddy Summoning Chant:

Teddy Teddy
Hot N' Ready
Teddy Teddy
Slow and steady
Teddy Teddy
Eats spaghetti
Teddy Teddy
Teddy Teddy
(Repeat Teddy until you feel his breath on the back of your neck)
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nah man
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Gay
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