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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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My wife is gana be pissed
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YEAH FUCKING RIGHT
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I doubt it
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rkn
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>>712092657
o
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Sure m8
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>>712092657
HYPE
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thank gosh
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>>712092657
Replied
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>>712092657
Yolo
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Sure
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Of course not.
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>>712092752
>>712092852
Not with that attitude
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Fucking please
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>>712092657
Married, but i'd love a girlfriend, so why not?
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>>712092657
replied
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>>712092657
Woadin'
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Really? Oh boy! Can't wait to creampie her :3
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>>712092657
Lel
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fucking oath
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>>712092749
kek
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Ayy pls
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>>712092657
Legit
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>>712092657
yeah, no.
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>>712092657
my hand will be sad
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cool
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Please :(
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>>712092657
>Replied
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No ragrets
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>>712093155
Chekum
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>>712092657
Worth a try
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>
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Sure
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pls
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Good
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thanks!
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>>712092657
LMFAO look at all the reply's in this thread, bunch of losers,any who, replied
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sure
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>>712092657
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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please :3
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Posting just in case
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Scoop
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gg
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Why not, roll
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Fuck it why not.
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haha i hope so
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u wish
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>>712092657
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Gotta at least try
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no thanks, already have wifu
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can never be too careful...
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THAT AIN'T HAPPENING YOU BITCH...
probably
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Alright
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>>712092657
I have a white white.
A Latin Mistress...
... rolling for a black 'girlfriend' to complete the trifecta!
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in the off chance that by some stroke of fucking luck i will actually reply to this thread
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>>712092657
pls
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>>712092657
Oh god yes please i can't take being alone anymore.
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YES
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That would be great. Unlikely, but great.
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>>712092657
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Yay
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>>712092657
Lol last time i posted to this shit
Evry girl at work flirted with me
Or talked (which is rare)lol
One grabbed my ass
Five blew kisses at me
And a guy I really like hugs me now!
Im blown away
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i keep telling myself...anyday now
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if only
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I'm fucking hyped, what a based thread
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amen
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Can't hurt to try
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ok
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>>712092657
fuck it
>>712092749
be careful mate! haha
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Let's do it
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stroke
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Fuck it nigga
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kill me
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Ay
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Trying cant hurt
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oh rlly
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>>712092749
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why not
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>>712092657
Ples
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Plz god
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>>712092657
Yay
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i sure hope this works
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>>712092657
Ooga booga
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>>712092657
alright
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>>712092657
It's like an addiction. Once you start, you can't stop
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its worth a shot
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>>712092657
Reply.
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Please!
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>>712092657
I'll settle for a girlfriend by the end of Saturday...
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Right
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Ok
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>>712092657
Hopefully any of the girls I've been talking to recently. Redheads, ya dig?
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>>712092657
yes bby
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rip jimmy
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I never thought the day would come
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Fuck it, either this or the kraken
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>>712094035
I'll settle for a girlfriend period, can come whenever
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K
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>>712092657
pls
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>>712092657
f
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>>712092657
OK boss
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>>712093533
More LA NOIRE memes plz
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>>712092657

I want waifu.. 2d just like in the Chinese cartoons I watch
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>>712092657
deep
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>>712094102
>the kraken
wut?
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Fingers crossed
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Trying for keks
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I hope
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Plz no
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>>712092657
Maybe it will work, I tell myself with hope and anticipation
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Well. It's worth a shot
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I call bullshits
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Heh ok
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Sure why not
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>>712092657
ez
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>>712092657
i dont even want
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>>712092657
meme
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Fuck it why tf not.
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>>712092657
Mikayla pls
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YEEEEEEEES!!!
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Papa bless
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>>712092657
Might as well right.
Increase from .00% to .01% right.
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I need to believe this right now
Some false hope a day keeps the suicide away
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>>712092657
If not a gf, hopefully it'll be that hot east asian boy from tinder I've been talking to
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What do I have to lose? Worth a try
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Jews
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>>712092657
lol
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Come on
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I hope she is hot.
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I have REALLY low self esteem so i highly doubt it
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>>712092657
ok
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>>712092657
K
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>>712092657
hope she has a penis
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Gey
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>>712092657
i hope my wife doesnt find out!
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God dammit you have a good bait trap
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I don't want a girlfriend, they are a pain.
Wait a min, I replied, shit.
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>>712092657
Roll
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>>712092657
At this point I will try anything
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Pls
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>>712092657
oh damn gimme
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>>712092657
nigger
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Ok
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>>712092657
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>>712092657
fuuuck
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>>712092657
lets go
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Hopefully, get me a break from the ol lady
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i'll try
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Let's make it happen
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Oh boy
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Niggie
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bait me
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>>712092657
Ik i wont have a girlfriend by tom but at least let me have a good coversation with a hot girl
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>>712092657
By tomorrow?
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Bless me
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At this point, I'm willing to try anything
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I doubt it.
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oh goodness wow
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>>712092749
do it faget
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>>712092657
Got a really hot girl in my class, here's hoping I get her!
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meh
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ok
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nvfghn
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Ok
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Lets G00000000
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>>712092657
How?
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Dicks
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xD
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Well, here goes nothing...
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Please OP deliver
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She best not just be a trap.
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>>712092657
Let's see
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swiggity swooty
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i don't believe i'll ever have a girlfriend. i'm fat, ugly, and stupid, with no sense of ambition, and a complete fucktard
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>>712092657
Please God
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NO!
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Pls
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KEK
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To this thread
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ok
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>>712092657
bridgete ://///
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>>712092657
sure thing.
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>>712092657
Bump
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What do I have to lose?
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wouldnt hurt
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keeeeeeeeeeeek
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Pretty much my last chance
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im desperate
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>>712092657
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Magic Activate!
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we'll see
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>>712092657

the woman i love has a penis
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>>712092657
i live in paris, i get a GF just by smiling , i could even not talking
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>>712092657
I'm hoping it'll be your mom
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願い
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First time I'm replying to these dumb threads. I am so desperate rn.
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I can hope
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doubtful
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>>712092657
Lies...
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>>712092749

top post

move to utah or saudi arabia
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hopefully shes not gonna be fat
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>>712092749
kek>>712092657
>>712092657
>>712092657
>>712092657
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worth a try
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Reply because why not?
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Hope so, having a party and Rachel is comin' over...
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>>712092657
yolo
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so lonley
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>>712092657
as if
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it aint happenin but shit might as well
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At least talk to one
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>>712092657
why the fuck not
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>>712092657
RAWR
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>>712092657
Eh.

Why the hell not.

Rolling
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>>712092657
Hahaha just passing by hahaha... I'm lonely
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>>712092657
Pls b real
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Nigga
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OK, im hanging out with some friends tomorrow so let's see... I got a feeling...This thread is encouraging XD
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>>712092657
gimme the gf
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>>712092657
I just want someone to fuck. Don't want gf
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skeptical
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Sure
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>>712092657
pls
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>>712092657
fuck it
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fingers crossed....
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Help me based thread
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Yeah, right.
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>>712092657
desperate
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Gg
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Can't hurt
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>>712092657
This didn't work yesterday :( 2 girls said bye to me though
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Kek if only it was this easy
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>>712092657
gimme
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>>712092657
pls
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Going to a party tomorrow... Shits gonna be lit I feel it.
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Ok I'm desperate anyway.
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>>712092657
I have a girlfriend already, can i get a dominating bf instead?
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Kys
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>>712092657
nigga please be real this time
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>>712092657
HeeHeee
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beep
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>>712092657
Blah
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>>712092749
Rip
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>>712092657
Fuck it
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>>712092657
Didn't know it was that easy. Nice
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>>712094276
Ayy
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>>712092657
Woo!
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>>712092749
ded
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Fuck it why not.
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ok we have a deal
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>>712092657
chekd m8
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>>712095389
You can paypal this account email 20$ and you can get a girlfriend tonight. [email protected]
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Why not tho
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>>712092657
please let it be true
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what about a boyfriend

jk lol
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>>712092657
Worth an shot
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YES
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pls
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>>712092657
damn son, this one is new
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>>712095544
Dub dubs can't lie! Sending 20 dollars now!
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Test
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>>712092657
pless
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>>712092657
...
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>>712092657
Meh
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lolwut
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>>712092657
k.
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/b has never been wrong b4..
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>>712092657
thx mr skeltal
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yo fuk yo
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Aw yes
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>>712092657
please
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>>712092657
Sounds like I can't fail.
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thanks OP
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>>712092657
as
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Nugget nigger
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>>712092657

Never works
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>>712092657
I'm alright with this.
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Worth a shot.
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>>712095098
Sorry, this thread's magic only provides gfs not fuck buddies.
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>>712092657
/thread
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stop giving people false hope
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>>712095638

>an shot
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>>712092657
not gunna happen but i'll bite
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It's our time now boys
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worth a shot
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>>712092657
dubs
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>>712092657
Unlikely
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>>712092657
I want a boy friend, not a girl.
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>>712092657
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alright
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Ok
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Worth a fucking shot. Make her be hot and want my dirty dick!
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>>712092657
come to daddy
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Ill do it for the meme
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Here we go
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>tfw no gf
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tfw yes gf
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I'm posting for my friend, Vincent
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>>712092657
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