Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Hatsune Miku claimed.
Claim
i was mi liu-fag/sachi-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
quick way to sing it:
http://vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted
if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotry
>>712088552
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712088809
owo that accent
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カラミチーマス
>>712089320
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra
Never forgetti
read this twice a day.
Wew
>>712089751
Lad.
>>712089751
pretend i posted the kirino butt gif
>>712089930
Man.
>>712089959
It's a good butt.
>>712090170
butts are amazing
>>712089751
bby
>>712090262
They're the best.
>>712090287
BeBe
Anyone that listens to music louder than 50% needs to fucking die
>>712090877
Did you sleep well?
>>712090984
I listen at 100%, like a normal person
>>712090877
i must hold a butt
>>712090984
i use ear buds
>>712091044
have fun going deaf
also fuck you
>>712090859
shit lewd
again
>>712090984
I know i do
>>712091158
then you better be at 50%
fuck you
>>712090984
..Rip hearing?
Also what >>712091158 said
It's the best thing you'll do in your life, trust me
>>712091044
I guess so, went to bed a little late, but waking up in early and going for a morning ride is the best thing.
How are your loli slaves doing?
>>712090984
>>712091160
>shit lewd
so you admit ur waifu a shit?
>>712091382
it kills your hearing and it's annoying to others
and I fucking hate people with ear buds who have their music so loud I can still hear it
>>712091458
who is this? :o
>>712091465
I admit you suck at getting lewds
I've liked about 20% of all your lewds
like that one is ok because eyes
>>712091588
well what is a good lewd to you
>>712091160
I have better hearing then most, and I been doing it for 10 years
You wish
>>712091382
That makes two of us going to sleep late yesterday. Runescape is a bad thing.
>a morning ride
In your car? or on a bike or something
>How are your loli slaves doing?
I wish I had these ;-;
>>712091693
not that one :o
>>712091769
yu confuse me
>>712090984
>
My mom got rid of some stuff from my room while I was gone what do?
>>712091722
how the fuck do you know you have better hearing than average?
where would you even test that/find out?
fuck you
>>712091840
just because I'm a pervert doesn't mean I just like any lewd...
![Guren[48].png](https://i.imgur.com/7rOusaN.png "Guren[48].png")
Claim
Serena claim
>>712091588
Depends on what they're listening to. If it's something I don't mind or something I enjoy, I'm good.
>>712091588
I don't have my music that loud, I find it uncomfortable.
And I still don't understand people that have it so loud you can hear it from their earbuds.
>>712091722
Well atleast we know the source of the problem, Runescape. We need to play more to figure out how to stop it.. right?
>In your car? or on a bike or something
Oh, no, I ride bike, I have a BMX I ride pretty much everyday.
Don't we all wish we had loli slaves. Trump better make it a reality.
>>712091894
post lewds
>>712091922
what kind of shit do you
>>712091693
how about art that doesn't look like cheap dog shit
this thread is gross
>>712092078
>>712092143
No you are
>>712092143
baja is gross
>>712091894
punch her
>>712091892
fuck you
>>712092051
I don't wanna hear their music, I would be listening to music if I wanted music
It's like people that smoke in public
If I can hear your ear buds, you're going deaf in 15 years
>>712092063
I love you
>>712092078
I like good lewds :o
>>712092143
so is mountain dew
Pearl, as usual. She's the cutest little cupcake, and she acts like a mom <3
>>712092327
>acts like a mum
>waifus her
hmmmmm
best imouto
>>712091892
>>712092273
forgot my pic
>>712092273
>>712092425
Yes, fuck me pls
>>712092050
i like your waifu
>>712092120
if you explained what dog shit is to you i would faggot
>>712092143
ur gross
>>712092177
i bet she gave some pretty good head
>>712092273
explain
Tired or no
Attempts must be made
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>712092548
Best attempt in a while
I can sleep well enough tonight
>>712092548
Only 7 off
>>712092273
Thanks.
>>712092548
Well..
>>712092477
just stop you're making me uncomfortable
>>712092461
fuck you
>>712092652
yes
>>712092477
everything you've posted so far
are you too stupid to tell good art from effortless bad art?
if it has a website trademark as stupid as "whentai" its probably trash
>>712092739
abs on girls are gross :o
>>712092671
>>712092477
>>712092177
all this gay faggot shit
>>712091922
By going to an otolaryngologist
>>712092063
>We need to play more to figure out how to stop it
Yes, I do believe this is how you stop it. Smithing some iron right now, getting fucked by RNG
>I have a BMX I ride pretty much everyday.
Must be nice to live in a warm place...
>Trump better make it a reality.
I can't wait for him to make anime real. Alice will be my companion then
>it hurts
>>712092733
how about some dinner before the fuck?
>>712092273
>>712093042
reeeeee.
>>712092733
Hurry up and fuck me then
>>712092825
you have shit taste
>>712092733
i dont want to stop why are you mad.
>>712092886
you mean thats bad or good
>>712092739
i cant see that much but a lot of anons like that one
>>712090984
How else are you supposed to listen to Beware?
Utsuho Reiuji, claimed.
NUCLEAR BIRB
>>712093042
fuck you
>>712092992
Is that shit?
>>712092898
stop making up words
>>712093165
Fat girls are gross :o
>>712093136
fuck you
>>712093223
At 50% volume so you can continue listening past age 40
>>712093321
http://www.entnet.org/content/what-otolaryngologist
>>712092898
Trump didn't actually want to be president. He was just doing it for fun and he expected to lose like last time when he was a democrat
>>712093321
That's relative, 50% volume on my speakers is quite loud.
>>712093321
fat gurls are amazing
>>712093321
You keep saying you'll fuck me but you won't -_-
>>712093607
ok akiko
>>712093592
why are you listening to music with speakers and not high end headphones?
>>712093378
fuck me alice
>>712093755
Y tho
>>712092004
How's it going this evening?
>>712093640
this is an option?
Rose of Sharon Cassidy is pretty good.
>>712093042
DOES THAT SAY 11/18/2016?
>>712093640
who is this? :o
>>712093839
You're very cute
>>712093755
what made you think i am her?
>>712093929
>
>>712093968
Alice is indeed a cute
>>712093755
Because I'm broke and I don't have high end headphones.
Luckily I have decent tier speakers and come on, speakers are nice to have too.
I can be listening to music whole day long through them while doing random chores around the house or just burning green in my garden.
>>712093857
Yes
>>712093968
I'm me
>>712093988
he liked fat waifus like mai
>>712094024
very cute, happy birthday to chara
>>712094034
why are you burning your garden? :o
>>712094142
Then I'm gonna fuck you :)
>>712092898
I guess it's pretty warm here, it's been really weird weather though lately. Our Summers are hot and our Winters are crazy, but I like it here.
Where are you?
Bring on the imouto
>>it hurts
Boy I know
>>712094024
i thought you were murican
>>712094180
I'm a pyromaniac.
>>712093917
Cass is shit.
Drunk fucking hussy
Klonata is a bully
What is this shit.
>>712094315
Miku is a tramp
>>712094142
how
>>712094180
mei is bai
>>712094237
Ok
>>712094413
How what
>>712094378
It's shit
>>712094378
faggot shit
Permavirgins leave the house and come find me
>>712094533
We already know you are
>>712094491
hod do you do it
>>712094395
Perhaps due to all her energy, she is lightweight and can avoid that at any time but she probably enjoys the attention anyway.
>>712094315
I prefer the soldier
>>712094340
fuck you
>>712094413
fat*
>>712094491
I'm in love with you
![Guren[9].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DeMerDV.jpg "Guren[9].jpg")
>>712093847
Hi Hookie. I'm doing pretty much the same as when I left off last time. Right now, I am trying to find a way to make things right with someone. I am troubled because the solutions I have so far imply being dishonest.
>>712094615
Do what?
>>712094760
Ok cool
>>712094760
I can't follow.
>>712094328
No, u.
>when the autistic kids make these threads because they can't get pussy
>>712094180
I'm not Chara though :o
>>712094257
Anything below 10C is considered cold to me. So I'm dying now
>Where are you
I'm in Canada
>bring on the imouto
Bring on the cute imouto that aren't horrid like real ones*
>>712094293
Canadian :o
It is set to this time for a reason
>>712094883
miku im cold snuggle me ;-;
it was a shit meme anyways
>>712094835
hows ur day been?
>>712094977
no its his birthday for you tomorrow for me
>>712095025
Bad as always. It just started snowing and i spilled my coke on my external hard drive and computer plugs
>>712094555
why does the sign look like a photoshop this might be a trap
>>712094760
fat is great
>>712094835
make it louder
Rate my collection
>>712095153
It's called a snapchat filter you autistic virgin
>>712094799
>checked.
You trying to make it right and then be about your way, or make it right and continue being acquainted with the person? Are things off because of something you did/didn't do, or because you perceive what you did may have created the problem?
Stuff's about the same over here, the cool weather finally arrives tomorrow so it'll be perfect time to get some extra sleep this weekend.
>>712095025
Thank god I'm not a normie and don't have to stand the cold from /out/ at night.
>ERPs
>>712095153
Make what louder? Speak in full sentences pls
>>712094977
>10C cold
You okay?
>>712095137
I hate the cold
and why are you drinking near your pc?
>>712095372
no like legit snuggle me its 70 degrees and i wanna die ;-;
you erp with me :3
>>712095296
whats that
>>712095418
how do you get the volume louder than it will let you make it.
>>712095627
forgot
>>712095612
>why are you drinking near your pc?
What's wrong with that? It's what I do most of my day.
Is that an abstract kind of way to say you have crippling depression?
>>712094977
Ah yeah. I can handle heat just fine, like I consider 35c+ perfect weather but as soon as it starts getting a bit cold I'm basically done.
>Canadian
Is the nice Canadian meme true?
It seems like it
An Imouto that plays eroge with you until late at night snuggled up in bed with you.
It will never happen.
Why live.
>>712095833
>>712095870
It's true. Even the in-laws are nice.
>>712095833
people that eat or drink at their computers need to fucking die
and no miku the current temperature is 70 degrees Fahrenheit and im fucking cold
>>712094944
THEY CALL ME THE LOP
THAT STANDS FOR LORD OF PUSSY
>>712095870
Am I the only one that thinks older sis are more interesting?
>>712096159
21ºC is by no means cold.
Eating is kinda bad if you're not careful with crumbs or whatever, I don't see a single problem with drinking though.
>>712095109
But my computer is set 13 hours ahead of me
>>712095533
Probably not
>>712095870
>35+ perfect weather
My nigga, we are one and the same. I go for a walk midday here in 30+ (that's about as hot as it gets in my area) and people look at me like I got 2 heads cause I'm comfortable
>Is the nice Canadian meme true?
No. No it is not. I'm not really a good person either
>An Imouto that plays eroge with you until late at night snuggled up in bed with you.
Time to noose up
>>712096218
I have an older sister. She's a cunt
![Guren[15].png](https://i.imgur.com/PBybCHA.png "Guren[15].png")
>>712095337
Well first off all, I created the problem, that's for sure. I want to continue being ''acquainted'' with that person. I happen to have ditched that person for a little while. The thing is, I can't possibly stay away from that person for a prolonged period of time. But thanks to avatarfagging and being extremely egoistic, I kept in touch with said person, as another fag.
>>712096374
Im fucking freezing here ;-;
You can spill your drink like a dingus just like tomoyoykuayat did :o
>>712096473
why? Its 630pm here
where the fuck do you live? :o
shoutout to whoever the fuck gave me a cold by the way
also yuuko claimed
>>712096473
I have 2, middle one is a cunt but she kinda earns the right to be one, she is the super hard working everything must be perfect type.
>>712096620
First, I would never spill my delicious tea or chocolate milk.
Second, I would never spill anything on my precious laptop.
>>712096620
who is tomokumquat?
Ritsu Tainaka claimed
Literally perfect and she's all mine.
>>712096140
Wow. That is genuinely surprising.
>>712096218
I doubt it, even though imouoto's are pretty popular, there are always people that think other wise. I have an older half sister, and shes pretty cool.
I like the idea of protecting and looking after a little sister. Not always lewd.
>>712096473
Ayy. I love going for rides when it's hot, shorts and a singlet while the wind is hitting you is the best thing.
>I'm not really a good person either.
You've probably heard it before, but from what I've gathered, you're a nice person, well from how you talk to me at least. But everyone acts different online.
No noose pls.
>>712096731
sorry that was when we were making out :o
>>712096764
why do you drink little girl and boys beverages?
why do you have a laptop?
>>712096823
sonic
>>712095612
Where else would i drink?
>>712095627
You turn the volume up and if it says it will make you deaf click allow
>>712096159
I guess you really want me to die, i only eat/drink at my pc
>>712097180
nice filename cutie :o
>>712097227
I love you
but fuck you
>>712096566
Hm, that's where it gets complicated. It sounds like you invested some time into getting things to where they are. Toss in some emotional investment from time spent talking to that person and yeah, it will make it difficult to cut ties or stay away for too long.
So does the dishonest part come into play if you decide to be truthful with them about things?
>>712097314
Yes do fuck me
