YLYL thread : religion edition
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YLYL thread : religion edition
How is this even funny? I mean I get that Jesus is nailed to a swastika, but it doesn't even mean anything. It's just some bizarre image that has no place in a ylyl.
>>712084805
i had a giant smile, op. you almost got me
>>712084805
its just some edgy bean boy who thinks maximum edginess = maximum kek
>>712084805
you are a fucking retard
>>712084987
>>712084561
same fagging? I think so!
God created Man in His image: Judgemental
>>712084561
I am not amused...
http://s.4cdn.org/image/title/262.png
Just kidding. He really doesn't exist.
I really really really wanted to paint
>>712085859
fucking faggot 9gaggers ripping off other peoples creations... its supposed to be craig christ not bryan christ
>>712086122
Easy there hotrod. Would you like a nut muffin?
>>712086253
don't call me a hotrod you fucking chink i am not even a car. also yes i would like a nut muffin thank you
Yes, he has a mansion in Madagascar faggots
>>712086430
You luxurious mode of travel. Fuck you and your big v8. Waddabout global warming? I hope you step on a Leggo.
>>712084561
>>712084805
You just described every ylyl
>>712087036
except he wasnt nailed to a banana
>>712086934
>>712087036
You two should get a room
>>712086035
will need to beat the devil out it
>>712087250
>>712087333
nice quads
>>712087333
Trips=truth
>>712085270
why
>>712084805
Probably some underage fag who is mad that he can't sit alone in his room on Sundays and instead has to get his morbidly obese ass off of his bed and go to church.
>>712087588
go ask your mum faget
>>712085270
stahp
>>712087933
if lots wife was walking behind him as was appropriate and she turned to look back HOW DOES LOT KNOW SHE TURNED INTO A PILLAR OF SALT
>>712088139
that's pretty disparaging to adolf
>>712086133
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lBGcWBDh7w
>>712087333
lol it actually is 4.
Pretty sure threads like this one is the reason Trump one the election.
>>712089319
>"one"
>>712089473
I am pretty fucking drunk, that's a nice meme. Kind of sounds like won so it makes sense why I used it.
>>712089624
>I am pretty fucking drunk
Typical shillary voter
>>712087729
i feel bad for that squirrel
>>712084561
why does his right foot is a hand?
>>712087331
realism at it's finest
>>712088158
Because the bullshit talking behind him stopped
>>712086358
god atheists are dumb
>>712090064
Are you questioning the authenticity of Han-Foot Jeebus?
>>712090320
Enlighten me? No pun intended.
>>712087768
did you ever bother to read that chapter?
>>712086035
no van dyke brown
>>712090455
If there is no god, tell me how.. did you get dubs?
Protip: You can't.
>>712088139
might as well be describing every atheist regime ever
>>712085323
Fucking kek idk why this banana gets me every Fucking time but it does
>>712088139
now I like God a lot more
>>712090821
i was in that thread fun times
>>712090455
i just mean that atheists have no idea what they're talking about when they criticize religion, so, for example, in that picture, it's clear the atheist retard thinks religious people believe that god somehow lives in some alternate dimension, which implies he is in space-time and not, as religious people actually believe, eternal
it's no big deal that atheists don't know what they're criticizing, obviously, it's just that their arrogance is so ironic
literally every image in this thread is a testament to ignorance
>>712091109
No no no, I don't care if your sky fairy is in space-time or some magical place called eternity. What I care about is that your sky fairy, that millions follow is more psychotic than my bipolar ex-girlfriend. In one book he loves humanity yet he has no issue with killing everyone because "sins".
>>712085270
EVERYBODY DIES IF I DIE
>>712091109
>literally every image in this thread is a testament to ignorance
Old or new testament?
>>712091476
SAFETY
>>712085270
What's the secret here?
>>712091380
like I said, ignorance
but don't sweat it, most people who are mad are ignorant, and if it keeps you warm to shoot off your dumb mouth about stuff you know nothing about it, that's your business, anon
>>712091524
you tried
>>712091611
>and if it keeps you warm to shoot off your dumb mouth about stuff you know nothing about it, that's your business, anon
Why did you start an argument then in the first place? I thought only god could judge him...?
>>712091811
>I thought
nope
>>712091691
Hell yeah, I did. You might offer me now your other cheek
>>712091910
A-are you god?
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>>712091109
If the Abrahamic God exists, then He needs to be told a few things. The things He needs to be told, in turn tells us volumes about His true nature: that God’s specific type of localized old world ignorance curiously coincides with the localized old world ignorance of those who told us of Him.
Your god is willing to send someone to an eternity of torture, for no purpose other than not loving him. This love, would be a relationship through fear not dissimilar from an abusive relationship between husband and wife.
Billions of people claim to “know” God. How could they all be wrong? Simple. Just listen to them. If ten people claim to know your friend Jimmy, yet they all describe Jimmy in different, incompatible ways, then either they don’t know Jimmy, or Jimmy has been doing some lying.
God claims to only care bout the Christians, The jews, or any other look alike religion. why would a benevolent god allow for only a local group of people to go to heaven. per say i lived in an uncontacted tribe, and had no way of knowing about the "right" religion simply by place of birth i would be sentenced to an eternity of unimaginable agony. where and when your god resides is worthless before the sins he calls righteous.
>>712087768
thats not funny. you misinterpreted the thread. plus, its a story told by jesus, not an order
>>712092116
>current year
>engaging religicucks
>>712084561
>>712087588
fuck lost
>>712091611
mhmm ignorance you say.
How's that shellfish?
Did you remember not to touch your gf/waifu when she's on her period?
Bears and kids.
Onan not fucking his dead bro's wife.
"I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I, the LORD do all these things." (Isaiah 45:7)
>Benevolent, loving god.
I could go on but your genocidal sky fairy might just smite me.
>>712087331
lost
>>712084805
>>712092240
>current year
>still using one true Scotsman fallacies.
>>712091940
You're so fucking dumb, you think because I know something about religion I must be religious.
>>712092017
a higher being
>>712092116
you are as dumb as a bag of hammers
>>712092328
you sound euphoric
but I'm not religious, anon, just not an ignoramus
>>712092493
how am i "Dumb as a bag of hammers"
please show me how i am stupid instead of dismissing all relevant parts of my response.
>>712091076
Moar?
>>712092459
lol wut? how is criticising you for engaging a religious person an example of one true scotsmen? get your head out of your ass :)
>>712089786
So only people who voted for Hillary Clinton in the USA elections drink alcohol?
You forced that one so hard you may have burst a blood vessel!
>>712088511
why would you put hy in lowercase
>>712092697
no using the current year as an argument is, i then responded satirically in the same manner. id assumed you had the mental acuity to notice that.
>>712089164
Stfu no its not its 178,910,723.6
>>712092876
your retarded lol
>>712092627
you really want me to explain to a bag of hammers why his tendentious and fundamentalist reading of religion is stupid?
>>712090666
Holy shit. You get 666 while we're talking about Jesus.
Coincidence I think not
>>712092493
>You're so fucking dumb, you think because I know something about religion I must be religious
Why else would you care enough? On fucking 4chan.......
>>712093115
>>712092876
>>712092493
back to redd.it faggit pedo
>>712093115
it would be better than just an ad hominem attack.
also your a pedophile apparently (i love satirical comedy)
>>712092896
joke is on you
...7 times ...5 always end in ...5 so it can not be 4
>>712093115
No but you could explain to me why you are a pedo, tho. What's so great about it? The small assholes? The naive minds? I dont get it...
>>712091476
lol
>>712089584
in which bible is devil mentioned?
>>712084561
ancient qwop
Jesus is cumming
>>712090320
>If you don't belive in a magic wizard you are dumb, if you belive in santa you are dumb
So does that mean that if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep?
>>712089926
youve never noticed that hospitals started from churches?
>>712093115
Eat a baby dick you fucking pedophile!
>>712088158
were did the person in blue come from?
>>712090778
it also describes every people-who-wash-their-hands-after-going-to-the-toilet regime ever. atheism is completely described by one sentence: "yeah im not buying this". it has no moral content at all.
>>712094483
>>712089164
Nice try anon
>>712089812
these are great
>>712086757
You're both fags. You for posting via 9gag and the other guy for thinking this thread was good.
>>712094603
kekkled
>>712093954
kek. made me reply
>>712093954
ok you deserve a reply for this post
>>712084805
Because it is a cross..the wood is just rearranged..putting his body in an awkward position. Did that help you?
>>712091109
Kek
Religitards make this ylyl thread 10x better
Go complain to Jesus not /b/
>>712084561
>>712084805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quDjzr07Vdg
>>712092116
ty for being a thoughtful anon, anon
>>712092574
Failure to respond with actual content
Not same fag btw
>>712096107
No problem anon.
>>712084561
>walk like an egyptian
>>712094820
Google SMBC if you want more.
![Imagine_atheism[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/juygjXJ.jpg "Imagine_atheism[1].jpg")
>>712084561
Thx God that organized atheism v.1.0 got rekt. Now for 2.0...
>>712093115
I saw you fucking children in your yard
Get outta here religitard
>>712094603
kek
![12.Faith-without-Works[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wPY77AR.jpg "12.Faith-without-Works[1].jpg")
>>712087729
>>712091476
what bullshit is this?
>>712087279
>>712086253
FUCKIN LOST
>>712089801
fake, but kinda funny
>>712091109
In actual fact it has been proven eith examination that athiests know much more about religion as a general study than most christians. Google it. There was some online religious quiz/ study a couple of years back. It should be said here that the people quizzed answered questions relating to most world religions and that the christians were FAR behind the athiests, not just a close second or third.
>>712091476
wat
>>712098233
>>712091476
zetsxdgh
>>712098507
mad detected
also check them faggot
>>712085270
nope
>>712098507
how the fuck did i lose to this
>>712087768
Talk about cherry picking. Please, can you actually inform of the context of that verse?
>>712084805
I didn't realize that was supposed to be Jesus when I posted it. I thought it was funny because one of his feet looks like a hand.
bump
>>712091476
Fuckin a
>>712091476
It's cancer b0ss
>>712100157
Lost
>>712094603
If Jesus is talking to the universe why are there stars around him
>>712090778
Firstly, eliminate all "racial" or "political" issues from that group and any other pre existing situations from that and you are left with a much smaller group. Pol pot and stalin are great examples of shity dictators who's crimes are rolled out as evidence agaibst athieism. How about the crusades, or Israel/ Palestine? How about the KKK killing people in the name of christian values.
The world would be a more consistent and would be better off with no one believing in magical sky daddies or 72 virgins or life after death. We live now. Thats it. We die, and thats it. Game over. The lights go out and the party is over. So stop pretending that its ok that the priests fucked all of those little kids because only god can judge them or that its an honour for you son to take out 50 other people in a suicide bombing. We need to respect each other and work towards the greater good. Lets end starvation and disease, focus on human existence and the exploration of our world and universe, and stop being blinded by bullshit and fairytales.
bump
>>712102332
Kek
>>712100016
it doesn't matter. any verse can be cherry-picked to conform to retard views.
>>712091476
Trump
>>712091476
>>712102347
Yep. Top bloke!
>>712086133
got me
>>712091476
That is one hell of a post anon
>>712104393
hey im the second one, how are you?
>>712092328
>Not understanding what the bible is
>Having an image of Religion that suits a four year old
>Not willing to learn, but rather spit euphoria all over the place
>Staying ignorant
Damn, people like you are what's wrong with the world.
>
>>712104705
Much better after a good vent.
>>712105055
IKR, you make some great points in your comment, it was really well thought out and methodical. its nice seeing someone else here with a semblance of intelligence.
>>712085270
Awww man
>>712087237
>>712101725
Belief needs courage. It needs self-evaluation and development.
I can understand that you've given up, feel sorry for you, tho.
>>712091611
Yea, you're just a big meanie. I'm telling Mom!
>>712086122
Fuckin Craig. Craig Christ.
>>712087441
U fkng blind?
>>712090323
keke
>>712087875
REKT AND SHREKT
>>712100157
lost
>>712086122
sauce?
>>712085859
Still creeps me out how much this looks like me.... I fucking hate lite beer
>>712085270
>>712104335
Praise be to immunity doggo
>>712085270
FUCC
>>712085270
dirty slut
>>712105469
Given up? I never had it to give up. Im Australian. We are one of the more well known "non religious" nations. Yes we have churches and the like. But they are populated by old people or idiots. Everyone else doesn't give two shits about what you do/think/etc.
I cant even understand why people would consider any god to be wonderful if they claim that everything is gods will, yet almost anybody can be diagnosed with cancer or a similar terminal illness. That any god is all loving, but accept that earthquakes, storms and other natural disasters are somehow part of gods great plan. When 6 million jews are killed and no magical hand of god appears to smite the nazis. When both ISIS and the US claim god is on their side, he is either a hypocrite, or doesn't care either way. When religion has been the sgreatest claimant for assistance to the poor, the needy, the sick, the vulnerable. And yet churches and cathedrals are to this day, some of the most elaborate, symbolic and expensive buildings around.
Please, before you try and talk to me, consider all of these points. What other reason or explanation is there other than he/she does not exist. I will not claim to have knowledge or explanation of all things in the world. However in genisis there is a line about " the stars shall fall upon the world" or whatever it is. This alone could not happen due to the shear number of stars and their size compared to the earth. So the very basis appears to have been written by stone age sheppards.
>>712091476
Praise Trump!
I haven't been on /b/ in a while.
Are the threads normally this bad?
>>712094603
first thing to make me laugh here
>>712104498
thank funny banana skeltal
