REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
I hope it's the one I am thinking about right now.
>>712081455
Lol okay pal
Like what, I'm gonna wake up with one?
>>712081455
I hope it works.
>>712081455
I don't want a girlfriend.
It'd be interesting.
>>712081455
that's a boy
>>712081455
good, my wife is a real pain in the ass.
That's not how that shit works, retard.
No traps please
I will be expecting payment
Can I get a boyfriend instead?
KK
>>712081455
if only it were true
These threads are a scam. Stay clear.
Sure....
Cant hurt I guess
Ain't gonna be too much of a Nigger, so I'll try it
At this point im willing to try anything. FeelsBadMan
what if i dont want a girlfriend
>>712081455
I hope she knows how to cook, im tired of doing it myself.
that moment when it doesnt work
I'll take my chances..... Bring it on.
who the fuck is this fluid druid?
>>712081455
Check em
>>712081455
I've got nothing to lose. Here's hoping she cuddles often
8--D
Aloha snakcbar
76
does this work? 100%? i need to know man
>>712081455
I fucking wish
>>712081455
I think this is fake.
Fuck. Im gay.
HomosexualFactoryException
>>712081455
lies
>>712081455
dear god no more. how about dtf instead?
>>712082022
Nice dubs
>>712081455
nigger
Vee Vril Zee
>>712081455
Please work, I'm so lonely.
eh
No way, tomorrow i'll buy the new pokemon game
cant hurt
this is really interesting timing
Suuuuuure
>>712081455
YASSSS QUEEN SLAYYYYYYY
:)
>>712081455
gay
plz
>>712081455
Posting for gf
>>712081787
I'll take em off yer' hand my friend.
>>712081455
i see someone tomorow so i will reply
>>712081455
Maybe one day this type of shit will work.
k
>>712081455
don't fail me now, o great post
>>712081455
this is impossible. i have not talked to a woman in 6 months. don't boost my hope.
>wanting a gf and not a twink femboy
>>712081455
sure
>>712081455
yes I want one give me one pls
why lie on the internet?
>>712081455
Worth a shot
>>712081455
She circumsised?
>>712081455
What if I have a celebrity crush that refuses to fade away???? :/. A man can only hope.
> waiting for it to go away 3 years now.
tfw gf by tomorrow
No I won't. I don't want one. I enjoy my money and the peace of mind knowing im not being cheated on. Nice try though.
Xd
Fuck I guess it can't hurt. I need a woman in my life
>>712081455
Please
Im bored
>>712081455
That would be a problem, considering how fucking gay I am
>>712081455
Ah yes, just like all those times my mother didn't die in her sleep.
>>712081455
please
>>712081455
Fuck it
Meme magik has worked so far
k
>>712081455
If only it was that easy
gettin pussy tomorrow, yei
well now
>>712081455
i don't care
QT
>>712081455
OP is a faggot
Did my job. Gibe da pus1 b0ss
fucking heck
>>712081455
Ok I'll play your game OP
>>712081455
not sure if this is true or not
roll
>>712081455
posting to say I dont need one
>>712081455
I'm ready to grab em by the puss
why the fuck not
Waiting to wake up with a drained ballsack and next to Hayley Williams
Well, my mother didn't die in her sleep each time I replied to those threads, so clearly this shit works.
The girl on the gif looks fucking disgusting
>>712081455
>TFW there's more than one already...
if anyone shows up unannounced at my secluded woods cabin im shooting them.
Doubt
I'm dying sad and alone whether OP wants me to or not.
why not
It's a trap
>>712081455
LET'S GO BOYS
lmao
>>712081455
if anyone shows up unannounced up here in the woods theyre getting shot.
pls
sweet!
>>712081455
Can i dream?
Sure......
I'm gonna kill myself by tommorow so Dat thread a lie
All right!!!!!
>>712081455
I think not so I sux 2 hard 4 GF no 1 want me so I got just 1 choice Kys Life Sux
Fuck all im goes gay and getting fucked by a fag rapist
>>712081455
I am lonely enough to reply.
>>712081455
Cmonnah
HOLY
gf lets go
Let me have it
>>712081455
how is that gonna work? faggot. Tomorrow is in like 46 minutes
>>712081455
I want to die. Loneliness makes me feel empty. I feel like burnt out candle.
>>712081455
reply
If I already have one, will it cancel out my current relationship and leave me without one?
Here goes nuttin.
>>712081455
desperation roll
please
there is a higher chance of me being destroyed by some kind of old god than getting a gf, also checked
>>712083333
Nice quads Anon.
>>712081455
Won't happen.
Yet I am here.
>>712083413
http://prntscr.com/d8nesq
its already tomorrow faggot.
dont say shit about timezones
>>712081455
Aight
>>712081455
nohomo
Ploze.
Worth a shot
give gf
Cool
>>712081455
Rolling for gf
Useless effort
Lies
WOOO LAAAD
lol as if
Yay!
>>712081455
Ravioli ravioli give me the girlfriendoli
>>712081455
...
Its worth a shot
>>712081455
Might as well...
I wish, I wish.
>>712083685
this honestly
Yay!
Lies all LIES
>>712083511
>Shit about time zones
your move, faggot
sure
fuck
Cool
Cool
It's worth trying. I just want someone to love me.
Stop replying to this thread its fake
You give me false hope, anon.
Fwb would be a-ok too.
This wont work right?
I only reply to give myself a brief moment of hope before the existential dread kicks in
\o/
If this don't work, I'm gonna an hero.
so by tomorrow? as in it'll happen today? or by the end of tomorrow
As if
Lie.
Lets test this out then
>>712081455
That'd b nice
Come on girl from pedrazas
well why not
Can't I die instead
If dubs I will have also sex
Ayyy
I hope to the Gods almighty that this is real
>>712081455
I hope so. Pretty lonely.
Yee
>>712081455
this wont work
>>712081455
THIS DOESN'T WORK YOU DAMN FAGGOTS. GTFO NIGGER
sup
Hopefully not the girl pictured...
>>712081455
Well if you say so.
I hope so.
fuck a girlfriend
GIMME GIMME GIMME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT
>>712083999
CHECK'D
>>712081455
skeet skeet
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMALFAG!!!!!! SSSCCCRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah right...
ok
>>712081455
why the fuck not
>>712081455
But what if I don't wanna?
Yeah, I wish.
ok
>>712081455
Fuck I don't deserve to live
god I fucking love nnachos
Lonely fuck here
>>712081455
:dddpls
I doubt this will work but fuck it
>>712081455
best joke i've heard in a while
Right
>>712081455
Please give me my ideal gf
>>712081455
reply
>>712081455
lucky me
>>712081455
No i won't. checked
>>712081455
um okay OP
>>712081455
I wouldn't mind a second gf as long as she looks better than my current.
>>712081455
Yesterday I had one...
>>712084007
Sry, Mr. Bond. Not this episode.
>>712081455
Last one didn't work but I'm keeping my fingers crossed!
>>712081455
OP Trynna be slick with his bs thread
We could all have significant others if we just lowered our standards.
i wish....
@areil
well i guess it can't hurt
Pls
>>712081455
faggot
pls
>>712081455
Please
>>712081455
Because of your dubs I'll give it a shot, kek please do this for me.
>>712081455
That would be so nice !
She better have a dick
pls
>>712081455
I sure hope so op..
Been single for over a year.
Why the fuck not? Rolling...
>>712081455
wow alot without girlfriends on b
>>712081455
W'nut
>>712081455
Okay
Doubt
No.
>>712081455
no u
I hope it does
>>712081455
well...
better be hot
>>712081455
lets fucking go
>>712081455
Nothing to lose
I just want to be a wizard u faggot
>>712081455
what about a boyfriend? ;)
>>712081455
It better not be a fucking trap.
>>712081455
okay
>>712081455
seems legit
im desperate at this point
plz
i'm pathetic
Lol no
>>712081455
Roll
ya right
good one huh?
>>712081455
wew
>>712081946
how about go out and approach them anon ?
>>712081455
i need one
bump
holpw
>>712081455
Is it some random stranger?
I'm down with a random bitch
>>712081455
Fine. Fuck it. Plox
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
>>712081455
:')
Too bad that's bullshit
Op is a fag
Please let her make a move forward. I've been doing all the pushing forward so far in our relationship
alright
get
>>712081455
I can dream
>>712081455
HURRAY
>>712081455
praise kek
>>712081455
Hey if things go the way I plan I actually will
>>712081455
:^)
y not give it a try
>>712081455
tfw no qt 3.14 gf
>>712081455
Is that a guy?
>>712085380
Lads, send this gif to your qt 3.14 and post what happens.
shut up.
quick, mods, lock replies
Haha
>>712081455
Lets go!
give me now
That would be very nice
chk em
waiting
this is going to work. 100
>>712081455
oh boy :3
>>712081455
Lessee
Wel
I want her so bad
>>712081455
I'm too much of a desperate loser to risk not replying
>>712081455
I hope I get a girlfriend.
>>712081628
I hope its the one you're thinking about.
>>712081455
WEW
>>712081455
Plz
>>712081455
I'm so alone
>>712081455
dubs said it i guess it'll happen!
>>712081455
Pls something like this
Gee boy I sure am pathetic aren't I?
Would be great, worth a try
>>712081455
>>712081455
I want a girlfriend
>>712081455
Please give me a girlfriend who wants to cuck me and fuck me with a BIG BLACK dildo
>>712081455
roll4dubs
>>712081455
hopefully better looking than that rancid cunt
>>712081628
Same
lol.
>>712081455
> /b/ in a nutshell
>>712081455
That would be impressive, cause there isn't even anyone eligible in my life yet.
Hmmmmmmm
Please
>>712081455 thats sounds true
>>712081455
Don't let this be a lie OP.
>>712081455
I wish it true
A rich girl please
plx dont let me down bee
>>712081455
time to double up
>>712081455
Well, I've got nothing to lose
Can (s)he be a qt trap gf for once? :>
>2016
>wanting a gf
fuckin gay
Me too plz
>>712081455
Deal
>>712081455
nop
Rolling
>>712081455
thanking ahead of time for the girlfriend, cheers mate
i want to believe
>>712081455
couldnt hurt
Something young like this op
