I trust you /b/. First one to get 19 decides.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I trust you /b/. First one to get 19 decides.
>>712079531
you're a cunt
Let's make her cringe
Knew an Ally once, she fucked me up, want to remove the up?
>>712079531
Nice eyes, I bet they look great looking up at me.
>>712079900
winner winner chicken dinner
I like nigger dick, please let me suck yours.
>>712080243
oh wait, it's not dubs, nvm
Your father must have been a magician, because after seeing you I got a magic wand in my pants.
>>712079531
Let's eat burritos and sniff each others buttholes
I'd like to bang you in a dark back ally
please respond
>>712079531
Boner achieved
>>712079531
Heyyy
>>712080964
Roll again!
>>712079531
Hey There! How's the weather today? XD
"U do butt stuff?"
Want to be my Ally in the war against celibacy?
Tell her she has nice cheekbones
>>712079531
hey ur pic gib me a stiffy
>>712079531
do you like computer games?
>>712081210
go to bed you autistic 15 yo. 4chan is not for you.. jeez
>>712080096
rollin for this
Fist me senpai
>>712079531
wanna be my cumrag for tonight?
Eyyy bb u want sum fuk
>>712081302
rolling for this
>>712079531
you like pegging boipussy?
>>712081074
Roll
>>712081302
Rolling kek
Do you like Space Jam?
Hi..........
>>712081074
roll
>>712081302
rool for this again
>>712081074
Rawl
>>712079531
Right in your poonis
>>712081619
winrar
>>712081074
rolling
>>712081619
we got a live one
>>712081619
Ayy winrar
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
"Hey babe, let me destroy your anus with my 10 inch monster dong."
Ravioli ravioli give me your vaginoli
I want to suck your fat dick and stick it into my nigger pussy
>>712081619
haha noice
>>712081619
Winner lol.
School children make nice targets, one day i'll shoot out the tires of the school bus and pick off the kiddies as they come bouncing out
>>712081808
kekekekekek
>>712081919
Another one
>>712081919
dingdingdingding
>>712081919
that moment you take a sentence from a movie, fking faggot
" Excuse me to ask so abruptly, but... are you tight? we might have problems if that's the case, and I don't want to lose our time"
>>712082356
Movie? It's a quote from a letter from Z you fucking newfag
Nuff said.
>>712081919
>>712082356
Shut the fuck up they're both from zodiac
>>712081919
roll this fag
Fuck my ass with a strap on
>>712081748
Reroll then
>>712082637
Sorry, I was meant to send that to my brother.
How are you? :-)
>>712082802
And again
>>712082845
And again
>>712082637
haha sorry that was supposed to go to my buddy jeff :D
We're gym bros btw hahahah ;D;D
>>712082637
please eat my ass
>>712082719
>>712082883
And again
>>712082911
waste of oxygen
>>712082719
win.
>these are fucking cash
Have you ever been Strangled?
>>712083094
Roll
Will you marry me?
>>712082903
,,,
>>712083199
Winner?
I LIKE TO EAT MY BOOGERS AND RUB SHIT ON MY STOMACH AND CUM ON IT AND MAKE MY DOG LICK IT OFF OF ME.
Did you know I tongue punch the fartbox?
Well well well...ally leu yah
i aint got time for this shit bitch...
just show me the godamm boobies!!!
>>712082637
Yo OP hurry the fuck up, plenty of 19's already
>>712083199
WIENER!!!
>>712083199
ding ding
>>712081302
this is post 19
winner
winner winner
>>712083297
roll
Yeah go to bet you fucking cunt you look like you smell good
>>712083199
I have faith in OP.
He will deliver
Show me your feet, I wanna rub em
numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>712083249
rollin
>>712083199
Winner!!
Wanna grab a cup of my cum sometime?
If you marry me i promise to cum inside every day
I will find you and I will kill you if you say no.
>>712083656
Do you shave your pubes?
>>712083656
wanna suck the shit outta my ass?
You can use my baby batter to condition your face skin, sweetums
>>712083785
>>712083794
roll for the combo of these
>>712083656
how much do your breasts weigh?
Roses are red
violets are blue
i cant wait to fuck you
>>712083656
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>712083899
WIN
Ravioli ravioli give me your vaginoli
>>712083888
TRIPS, THEY MUST COUNT!
>>712083871
dis
>>712083888
honor the trips, OP
>>712083656
OP FUCKING DELIVERED!!!
going to bed now.
OP just to let you know, you saved a life today.
Thanks m8
>>712083899
DUBS KEK. have fun typing that OP.
>>712083943
he said 69 fucko
if 69: Do you like Oreos?
>>712083888
nice
>>712084063
And again
>>712084053
Oh yeah.
Hey OP ask if she has pubes.
>>712083656
Sorry that was meant for my cousin
>>712084129
And again
Hey babe let's grab some mickey d's
>>712084172
Etc
>>712084157
sorry that was meant for my fiance... how are you?
>>712083888
that's beautiful. both the message and the trips
I'm never gonna dance again...
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Though it's easy to pretend, I know your not a fool.
I forgot too feed my neopets!
>>712083656
Will you marry me Guy here
if 69 : Are you able to bear the fruit of my loins?
>>712084259
ive never actually seen the original, only the steve buscemi photoshop
thanks anon
>>712084234
And so on
I am not sure what the clitoris is or what it does
>>712084342
And on
>>712084395
and ON?!?!?
>>712084395
Kek assist me on this reroll
i was the one who blew it
the kuran made me do it
nigger
Sorry I have tourettes. hi. :)
>>712084448
almost
>>712084463
Fuck you frog, reroll
>>712084598
REEEEEE
>>712084646
I wont sleep until i roll
i swallow my own cum
>>712084737
here you go anon
>>712084737
Bitch nigger
sorry about that baby
that was for my x
how's about you and me find the x on the map
;)
>>712084796
Moar rerolz
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
>>712084796
REVERTED
>>712084802
rolling
Hey sorry, my little retarded brother came in here and started texting you.
i voted trump
Cum for me pls
i hate it when all my friends are busy so I have to finger my own ass
>>712084971
You know what, fuck this. I'm just gonna get straight to the point. I couldn't give less of a shit about anything from the neck up. You're just meat sock to me, a self cleaning fleshlight. I dont care how your day has been, I just want to fuck you like the hunk of meat you are, cunt.
69 wtf!!!!
>>712084012
M8 I always will
Do you even have any standards?
>>712085116
want to see my miniature dick
jk but can I sniff dat pusi
Hey so I hope you don't mind if I have a bad case of mental retardation, I don't really mean half the things I say, but I'm touched in the brain.
So you clean your butthole before going on a date, just in case?
>>712084052
>ctrl+c
>ctrl+v
Dumbass
>>712085068
LMAO is that actually in the show?
Ally ally my cock is freeeee
>>712085068
>>712085116
I am not hearing a no.
>>712085116
I wanna fuck you so hard, your vagina falls in the sink.
>>712084991
rolling this for op's sake
I always wanted to know what it's like to talk to a girl, you are a real girl right? No sex changes or anything funny like that?
I put the "Rapist" in Therapist
>>712085116
I always get nervous whenever I think about how Hitler didn't kill enough Jews.
dtf?
>>712085205
rolio again
>>712085219
Help me with roll and i will tell you who banged your mom yesterday
Also reroll
>>712085319
kek
>>712085321
roll for this
>>712085368
>>712085068
just why
>>712085368
One off.
Your nose is beautiful
>>712085116
OP have a great life with your next wife, if she actually will go with this.
i hope you remember the day a anon has introduced you to your wife !
keksimus
I can put a ring on you, if you'v got the finger for me ;)
Hey sorry, I'm just high and my friend told me to say that. I'm really looking to find out more about you ally, you seem like a really nice girl.
What size shoes do you wear? ...for science.
>>712083888
roll
you know you have to abort if we conceive a child or I will push you down the stairs
i eat ass
>>712085354
rolarino
>>712083888
Roll
>>712085516
Roling for OPs sake.
>>712085116
Can I get a picture of your fem penis?
Im a nice guy Rawr
>>712085568
Re roll
>>712085619
ay lmao
>>712085354
Does your asshole eat dick?
>>712085501
What do you do with your tampons?
Would you let me suck on your dirty socks please?
>>712085579
roll for this
I'm actually gay :P
I personally know Trump. I'm going to one of his personal meetings. Wanna come?
>>712085699
Rawlll
>>712085568
>>712085068
>>712085368
i eat ass
>>712085619
he won
I'll be your servant boy if you let me, my mistress.
>>712085796
STFU
and reverted
>>712085796
Nope
Send her a link to the we are number one music video
Is it gay to like feminine penises?
>>712085784
reroll
Fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>712085796
Here we go thanks anon.
I can beat a woman like a real man
What's your blood type?
Do you think it's rape if she's black?
So how about we skip the part where you marry me and go straight to the part where you move into my moms basement and look at my yu-gi-oh cards?
>>712085932
I wanna fuck dat little boi pusi
Show me your tits
Send her a nude picture and ask what she thinks
Send this.
Surf my ass like a nigger?
*nudges your shoulder* H-hey beautiful, i think we should really get married! OwO *squeals*
Do you want to play the rape game?
>>712086074
Roll
Can I watch while you take a poop?
>>712086058
rerolio
>>712086043
RAWLAWLAWLAWL
>>712086043
kekd, roll
>>712086018
lol close
Hey do you have any tendies? My dad beats me every time i ask
The only thing my left hand is good for is holding my balls while my right hand does all the work
>>712085354
Reroll
Can I take a poop while texting you? Is that okay?
Cmon b faster!
>>712086058
rooollll
Why's it taking so fucking long to hit a 69
>>712086043
>>712081808
>>712081990
>kekekekekek
More like how to ruin the whole thread with your first msg
>>712086043
Kek
>>712086043
#MTTGA
wanna fadangle my bendongo?
>>712086198
Roll
Send her nudes
I'm sorry I'm so retarded.
Do you clean your butthole before a date, just in case?
>>712086043
Roll
>>712086074
rolling
>>712086380
This
>>712086263
how about you do dubs or something faster than a specific 2 digit number you piece of shit op?
Me = Retarded You = My Kryptonite
>>712086438
winrar
>>712086438
winrar
Show pussy
>>712086263
Judging from your picture you should have sufficient genes to carry forth my offspring. You're a little on the fat side, but with a good diet this should be a problem for our children.
>>712086438
Winrar
>>712079531
OP stay with the same roll number, this shit is confusing
>>712086438
really
I cant believe this is not butter
>>712086438
Won while driving. This pleases me.
I give you my asshole's pictures for yours
i just pooped
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
Ravioli ravioli give me your pussioli
>send her a dick pic
I'll gonna give you 500 bucks for a night, lucky girl.
okay i'll stop the bullshit
Let's make a deal. I show you my nipples if you show me yours
It appears the lady has not replied. Should I send >>712086438 anyway?
>>712086263
>Cmon b faster!
>>712086438
WIN
if you have it, if you don't send nudes too, willing to send my cheesy dick too
>>712081074
Lol this
>>712086997
do it faggot
will you help me spread my HIV?
>>712086997
do it
>>712086997
You kill her, OP.
>>712086997
Do it
Yes DO IT
>>712086380
>>712086997
I sincerely think this one should be used on a new one, it's gold on itself
>>712086997
Try to get her back with a rational sounding Just kidding what's up or something similar....
Then ask her if she scrubs her shithoke before a day.
>>712086997
do it
I like that you've got a plain face, it makes you a lot more forgettable.
G A M E O V E R
>>712087444
trips of truth
>>712079531
Fist is a verb
>>712087444
checked
>>712079531
>Give them a compliment
>them
50/50 chance on what's between the legs comrade
>>712087444
trips dont lie anons. She blocked me T_T.
Thank you all so much for playing!!
Make /b/ great again!!
>>712087668
OP here real quick:
>inb4 only 2 matches
>>712087748
It's more the fact that she hasn't messaged you back which is funny.
