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>>712077596
I want to fuck my mom. Or at least get a blowjob..
>Meet M. at end of January in Class
>Ask her out in April
>Say's yes, but Friend forces way in.
>I ask her out to get coffee a week later
>"I'm Busy" with no counter offer. (Work and Family)
>I stop for a month, other than occasionally speaking in class, and an odd text here or there.
>Most day's we don't acknowledge each other, sometimes talking around each other
>Mid-May rolls around. Invite her to hang out with friends in the City
>Busy (Her Bro's Graduation from College, 200+ miles away)
>We agree to hangout soon. No dates set, as we both have finals
>Text her randomly a week later asking about the graduation. We end up talking for 5 hours, with another short thing the following morning
>Invite her to a thing in the City that Saturday. (Again with my friends)
>This time she's doing stuff with friends. No date offered again.
>I asked her out a week or so ago, (Via Text as thats the only comms I have with her)
>Looks like her phone is kinda broken due to the text sending as an SMS and not iMessage like usual
>So, No reply
>Try to get my mind off her
> Randomly a friend texts me about her.
>Because of him reminding me of her, I check to see if shes back on iMessage.
>She is, so phone is back and working
>But still no reply.
>Spoke to her a week and half after I asked her
>She made no reference to when I asked her out.
>She either is avoiding it, or never saw it (Though she did accidentally send ;) but quickly corrected it to :) )
>I sure as hell am not going to bring it up again.
>Text to see if shes free to hangout with a friend and I
>Busy, graduation party
>Did not buy it
>Sent this "I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but if you don't want to hang out at all just say so."
>She does not respond
>I check, and see that her sisters HS did graduate the following day.
>Now I regret it.
>Apologize. She accepts and kind apologizes as well
>Text her a month later, she responds (25 hours later)
>Talk for 8ish hour, but spread out replies (Busy again.)
1/2
>>712078472
She still does shit that indicates some possible interest though.
>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.
>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going
>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes.
>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)
>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.
She could have Social Anxiety? Has hinted towards it in class.
>>712077596
I browse /b/
I posted this yesterday. I've slept with several of my in-laws including a cousin my wife is extremely close to, and have used hidden cams to record them when they visit.
I also get off to the though that she might be out there sleeping with women she works with.
this thread again
>sister's bf asked me to fix his laptop
>agreed and since i was curious started searching through his folders
> found a video of my sister masturbating
>instantdiamonds.jpg
>i've busted many loads on that video so far
Might have a chance to fuck chick this weekend.
Pros: Skinny, blonde, into me.
Cons: She's 26 (im 21), virgin, awkward as fuck, cousin of my friend
Should i?
Pic unrelated
I don't seed my torrents.
>secret
I'm insane and I'm going to kill myself.
>Vent
People are cruel and it's hard being different, I hate that people can't be more forgiving or understanding.
>Advice
Seek help and get help until you get better. If you don't get better, remove yourself from the equation for the betterment of those around you.
I love you, Mrs Smith.
>>712079037
Hell yea!
In my teens, I stole the used condoms out of my parents trash and poured my dads cum into an old printer syringe. I would then masturbate thinking of him and when I came I'd shove the syringe into my pussy and squirt his cum inside me. Over the years, I did it well over 200 times.
>>712079566
Pic of her for reference. She's apparently really smart, just not great socially. Still trying to decide. Date is saturday
>>712079837
GROSS DAWG
>>712079037
Hell yeah. Let her teach you the ways anon! don't be afraid. If you let this pass you'll have ragerts. Trust me. I speak from experience.
I HAD TO POP A COP BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T GIVE ME MY ROCKS IN OAKTOWN.
>>712079302
pedos out
>>712078651
Me too - definitely a secret. I'm 51.
Every few months, I do some kind of random fucked up thing and then regret it.
Dumped my gf cause I want a smarter one.
Feel like shit cause she saw me in my worst and still loved me.
I'm an asshole.
>>712079037
For sure - be straight up with her and tell her you are inexperienced, but want her to teach you. Also, tell her what you want to do to her.
>>712080349
No you aren't. You just want a girl that isn't fucking stupid.
>>712079920
Dubs do not lie my friend
>>712080453
Problem is all girls are stupid
>>712079920
Looks crazy.
>>712079920
What possible reason could there be to not fuck that?
>>712079837
And you never got pregnant?
>>712080447
No no no SHE'S a virgin!! Ive been with 8 bitches total and im 21. But she's 26, awkward and a virgin! Hahaha sorry
>>712080587
She's really not THAT good looking
>>712080566
Dubs of truth
>>712080349
bro i did the same except for a more attractive, dumber one. 10 months later it didnt work out and the girl i left is back in my life but in a weird way.
you wont get over someone who was there for you at your worst. That's real love. My advice, dont give her up. She was there for you, hopefully she will be again. Depends on si much shit though
I'm turning 19 the next month and I feel like I've wasted my past 5-6 years. Although if I could choose I'd do that over again.
Anyway, I'd like to know if anybody has some advice for me, anything really. Thanks
>>712080453
Thanks anon. Things will get better.
What's your story?
>>712080566
Not really, met some girls while in the relationship and was pretty much surprised.
There was this cute mexican girl working for Space X.
Fuck, she's brilliant. We had a couple of great chats.
everytime anyone in my house is running a bath i try to force myself to pee
and i go into the bathroom and pee in the bath.
Not sure why I actually like my family.
>>712080629
Ha ha - even better. Take it sow with her, do everything to make her relaxed, and tell her that licking her pussy will bring her to nirvana.
>>712080692
Looks good enough to have every reason to fuck her.
>>712080769
Start doing what you want now. You are young with a full life ahead of you.
>>712080965
Lmao sounds good. Im going for it though. Like her cousin is a friend of mine and he was saying how she mentiones to him that she was a virgin and had never had an orgasm. And shes 26. And shes slightly religious. So like im not 100 that im getting laid saturday but dammit if i aint gunna try lol plua she a small town texas girl sooooo im thinking it might work lmao
Wasted my teen years thanks to being home-educated, I've got shitty people skills and I can only get dates from people I meet on dating apps because people I know in sixth form know me too well and how much of a cringelord I used to be. Worse yet, I've never had a job or a relationship. I suppose I'm only 18 though.
Unless you are female >>712079037
............................................................ Never turn down sex.
Unless you are over 70 years old >>712079037
............................................................ Never turn down sex.
>>712081350
Truuuuuue thanks anon
>>712080873
I'm the guy that does fucked up stuff every month.
I'm have a great job and life. I just do weird stuff occasionally.
>>712080718
Been thinking a lot exactly on the point you made.
Here's more context:
>poor/retarded/unhappy marriage parents
>she's an only child living at her parents
>she's a graphic designer barely making it
>I make bank as a lawyer
>I'm an alcohol/user but she's ok with it
>She's really passive and pretty much does anything I want
Sometimes feel I'm her ticket out of her fucked up family/life.
I have a huge stash of panties/thongs/g-strings that I've either found in the laundry or bought myself.
This fetish will be the end of me.
>>712081350
I turn down sex all the time..
Believe it or not, once you've proven to yourself that you can get it regularly, it's not that enjoyable to bang strangers.
>>712081798
That's actually a pretty mild fetish man.
>>712081675
my fucking nigger
share a story
I'm>>712081744
> ............................. yes >>712079302 please Do it.!
Your empty apartment can be rented for an extra $150.oo a month; after the mexicans clean out the smell of suicide.
>>712081882
I mean it'll be fucked when someone finds me taking it eventually.
Been thinking almost constantly for 1 year about dumping my gf, been together 5 years.
Been in/out of relationships since I was 17, am 24, so really want to try life on my own.
Shes gotten pretty weird socially after decent amounts of psychedelics, and I often don't feel like I can talk to her at all. Also no sexual attraction to speak of anymore.
Can't seem to take the step partly because of clingyness and partly out of pity. Shes not the brightest and really friggin lazy. What do?
I tell /b/ everything. I don't know if there is anything left that is secret.
>>712081235
I'm kinda lost because I have no idea of what I want to do. Maybe programming although I'm not even completely sure about it but thank you for the advice
>>712081744
Yeah man, I can see how you'd feel that way. To an extent that's true, you are her out. She's got a fucked up home life that you can save her from. Thats okay though, couples compliment each other in different ways and maybe that's one way you build her and improve her.
So long as you dont think she was only there for you because she wanted a free ride, You're the only one to know if her love was real. I'd just make sure that she offers things to you, improves you. You dont want to be the one that 'keeps' her. This is what happened with the hot girl i replaced my loving ex with.
Write down a list, pros and cons. think carefully and then fuck it all off with an emotional decision, then you know it's right!
>>712081962
My friends let me stay over because they really missed me. So while I was downstairs "sleeping", I crept upstairs and watched them have sex through the keyhole of their room while I mastubated furiously.
A few months before that, I blew a groundhogs head off with a double barrel shotgun for no reason.
I'm 23, I've hooked up with 3 girls in my life so far. I've never came with any of them. One of them, I fucked about 4 times. The other ones no more than that. It has always been good sex but I end up going for hours and not finishing. It's really embarrassing now that I really take it in; never thought too much of it at the time.
I'm sure being either slightly inebriated or actually drunk didn't help me any, but I was never fully into it enjoying myself or something. Always thinking of something else, I have no idea what's wrong with me. It sucks too cause if I save up and edge a couple times I got a really good load ready to supersoak dat ass. But it's just never happened..
>feelsbadman
thanks for listening
>>712082274
tear the plaster off and reassure her it will heal at every step of the way but never let her believe there's a chance it can be repaired between you
When Im at the gym, I go in the steam room after. If no one is in there, I fill a bottle with piss. Just before I leave, I squirt all my piss in to the water collector on the wall which turns water to steam. Most of the people who use the steam room have been steaming themselves in my urine.
>>712078651
>>712080264
37, married with kids
caught on /b would equal divorce, so yeh I'm in too.
>>712080323
shower?
>>712082701
This is great.
>>712082732
Your wife sounds like a bitch.
>>712082701
As someone who used to piss on a wood burning stove for the lulz I can tell you evaporated piss fucking stinks. Fuck you anon.
>>712082641
this^
give her the room to hate you
>>712082395
For almost 3 years I tried to improve her mental skills, but she didn't cooperated. She isn't curious to learn on her own.
Guess mediocrity was kind of passed down by her parents.
I think what she felt was real, but I was settling by staying with her.
Want to be with an equal searching for higher ground, you know what I mean.
>>712080610
Never said I didn't.
That was easily taken care of.
>>712082941
I wouldnt know. Once I fill it with piss, I gtfo. And when I return 24 hours later there is no smell.
>>712080769
You are in the prime of your life, you have like 10 more years to do whatever you want, however you want. Theres nothing better than being a young adult
>>712083054
In which case dude it sounds like the right thing to have left. You'll find your equal and they'll be there for you as much as she was
For the past several months my parents have been using (pic related) on me, mostly because of my behavior - it's getting better though.
>>712082579
You have only fucked 12 times in your life, dont worry. It will change later
>>712082532
Fucking sick
Here's a story:
>be me 22
>gf was with me at my small uni
>there are small conferences and afterwards give cheese and wine
>kinda tipsy with her
>I was actually gonna dump her
>10:30pm
>pretty much everyone was gone
>she placed my hand down her panties
>just shaved
>take her to the elevator and fuck her for a couple of min
>take to a park
>smoke weed and anal sex
>fuck her once more on her mom's car
>she squirted over my coat
>nvm, she'll dry clean it
>went for pizza and she shat my cum in the toilet
>broke with her a couple of days later
>mfw never got my coat back
>>712083378
You sound like a 14 year old kid.
>>712083174
Thanks bro
Have a nice life
...... you >>712081802 sound like an asexual married woman
( I hope your spouse is scissoring the neighborhood slut )
>>712083142
Thanks. I need to get somewhat more knowledge about stuff though
>>712082641
Yeah, good point..
Fucking hard thing to do though, and then comes the logistics of it all, sharing a an apartment none of us can afford alone. Ain't no thing compared to a divorce with kids and houseowning and all that jazz, but still troubles me. It's too damn comfortable to just stick with it, but I know I'll end up more and more miserable through the years. In my last year of uni too, ive got decent looks and social skills, so I think I could have alot of fun with the single-life. Our relationship have fucked up my social-life in terms of friends etc, so I wanna fix that.. This is the first time I've ever written it down or told someone, feelsgoodman.
>>712082532
I've killed probably 5 ground hogs just in the 9 months since I bought my house.
>I live in the middle of no where
>ground hog holes fuck up my tractor when I hit them
>a .556 hollow point is a phenomenal round for ground hog disposal. I've gotten so good they just fall back into their hole, and I throw a shovel full of dirt on top of them
>>712082532
Went on a night out with gf and her friend and bf. Stayed at this girls house because we were all drunk. Gf's friend watched me fuck my gf through a little gap in the door. Gf didnt know her friend was watching, I knew she was. The friend didnt know that I knew she was there.
Hot as fuck.
>>712083586
Was your coat expensive?
>>712083912
Yeah it's kind of wild when things like that happen.
>>712083989
>14 year old
MODS
>>712079009
And what do you think gives you the right to not upload said video?
>>712078568
Pretty sure she is just not interested in you, dude. Some people just genuinely want to be friends with everyone, and so when you text her, of course she replies. She considers it rude to not reply. And she gives lengthy replies? She probably talks to everyone like that: see point one. If you want to understand if that is what it is or not, you need to understand not how she treats you, but how she treats you differently than everyone else. This is an accurate measure of a relationship between two people.
got a folder on mega that contains pictures of girls that has been in my classes and so forth even got candid stuff... its about 30 gb. Done this since i was 14. this girl has a folder of 1000 pictures since 2010
>>712084406
Of those 1000, tell me you have a picture of her toes you can post?
>>712084024
Like 100 bucks
I liked it though
>>712084510
not a feet guy so im sad to say i have not the requested image...
When I was in my mid 30s I molested a 17yr old
Me and wife started going to a local swingers club around the beginning of the year. Being the youngest and usually in the top ten of best looking couple there, we get laid a fucking lot.
>>712084688
Shame.
I had a huge mega folder, but the fuckers blocked it and I cant get back in to it again.
Me 23 years old dude. have a girlfriend and amazing daughter.
been in a relationship for past 5 years.
having sex with my GF once a month, she dont want to more often. dunno what to do.
for almost year ago started att new job. My boss is a woman, couple of years older than me. i felt in love completley. have no fucking idea what to do. she dont know about that. noone does. too embarrasing to tell people about stuff like that...
My niece has an uncle crush on me since she was 12. Seriously debating myself if I should fuck her or not.
>>712085258
I remember you from the last thread.
And No, I don't think you should do it. You will get caught and it will ruin your life.
Never seem to feel complete unless i have someone to adore, went through a break up couple days back. she was awesome but its over, feel kinda melancholy? if thats the word. i wanna have fun being single but i tried just fucking around with different women and i still felt like something was missing, yet i crave affection and female attention. what do?
I've been in 2 relationships simultaneously for the last 4 years. I feel like I'm constantly lying and will be caught out very soon, but also kinda don't give if a fuck if I end up alone. No one I know IRL knows about it. I live with one girl, but tell the other girl I still live with my parents and they don't allow visitors. I guess they both have their suspicions, but don't want to know the truth. I love them both, but in different ways. One is my best friend, sharing the same interests and hobbies. The other is a fitness instructor and hot, but also has a nice personality. I honestly don't know which one to choose. The easiest option would be to go with the one I live with, but I no longer really find her attractive which makes sex a chore. I don't know if I can spend the rest of my life with someone who is not attractive to me, but the thought of losing my best friend hurts.
>>712085084
https://mega.nz/#F!lR8Qkbya!j9aSp8skg0YkPwhfBf_85A
hope this helps...
>>712085258
No, you shouldn't "fuck" her, you should make sweet passionate love to her.
>>712084347
I guess that is probably true.
Also, she did indicate that she is very shy (and probably has social anxiety) by saying "I am just coming out of my shell" or something to that affect
Besides, I don't think she has many friends (and seems to like every single persons comment on facebook) kinda supports that idea.
>About how she treats me compared to others.
She seem's to be a bit more shy with me (Like she wants to open up, but can't)
At times seems to show alot of emotion when talking, but at others, it's like shes talking to a wall, with literally no emotion
I constantly eat post-it notes, peanut mnm wrappers, and pick the skin around my toes until they start bleeding, love the smell of puss and gasoline
>have around 10 scars
Mine aren't too over dramatic but nobody I know does this
Nobody in my family know I failed college a year ago. I'm currently repeating but not going to class, maybe 1 so far this month, I'm "smart" enough that I can probably pass everything if I start cramming now for the finals (in december). I just don't care. I don't want to be alive. Killing myself is illogical and selfish. My dad beat me. My mother is an alcoholic. I used to homeless. The doctors told me I was a "drug addict". My name is Anon and I've had an anxiety disorder and depression all my life, most of the best times in my life were when I was getting high. Oh yeah and I wanna fuck my cousin cause she's skinny and has the biggest tits on the planet. Currently medicated and doing cbt and therapy. Advice from oldfags?
>>712084347
>If you want to understand if that is what it is or not, you need to understand not how she treats you, but how she treats you differently than everyone else. This is an accurate measure of a relationship between two people.
this. Thanks anon, been dealing with this girl who is nice to me but it is to every fucking male she talk to. Need to read this.
>>712085842
Shit only gets better if you work at it.
>>712077596
Had affair with 22 yr old marrroed Asian at my work, would get hotels and fuck all day. She would quiver and creame every orgasm, pull out and leave gizz on cock
When I would get home, would make my wife suck me off
>>712077596
I often dream/daydream about if I were adopted by a Korean family. I also daydream about getting into a love affair with an older Asian woman (preferably Korean, Japanese, or Chinese) in her at least 40s and taken on trips with her while helping her around the house. Though I am an atheist, I'd even go to church with her.
I'm black, btw.
No One Here CARES >>712085258 except the mods.
ASK her... ( when she says yes ) ... Do IT.
........................ ( everybody else can fuck off )
>>712085842
Fuck your cousin and cum all over those huge tits. Everything else will work itself out.
>>712084986
Wtf in my country that's legal. "Molested" wtf does that mean?
>>712085514
Not that guy, although I should follow your advice. She'd never be able to keep her mouth shut even though she's a compulsive liar.
>>712085677
I'd love to but my family's too strict and conservative.
>>712085258
>>712086081
>>712086273
She's legal now. I'm just surprised how she kept those feelings since early teenagehood.
>>712086081
she's 13.
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i used to be a robot
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now i use either bathroom
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> true.. >>712082055
>>712085258
Hello good sir
>>712085994
Yeah I'm very familiar with that philosophy. I'm taking all the right steps, following all the doctors orders and I'm not feeling any better.
>>712084282
Kek
Why did I fall for her? Why did I fall so hard for her. I literally never felt like this about a girl. I think about her day in and day out.
Even though she probably doesn't feel the same about me, I can't shake the thought that maybe it will all work out, and we'll be together in the end.
When I first saw her I thought she was cute. Then I got another look, and I saw more than that for some reason, and I fell for her big.
I began to like everything about her. Her laugh (which is considered the worst out of people we know.) Her insecurities even. I like fucking everything about her.
Don't know what triggered me to fall for her in a big way.
>>712086012
Livin the dream
>>712077596
fuck off with your gay fuckn thread I know you only want people's secrets
>>712086087
Yeah dude I made my move when I had the chance, she said she had thought about it, that "she was only human" but we couldn't cause we were cousins.
>>712086116
Yes, you should follow my advice. Go talk to a doctor or something before you do something stupid
>>712085777
I do that too, wow
>>712086786
sick of you fag
>>712087131
Like I said before, she's legal but my mother may disown me because of her strictness. I ain't got no cookies,no ice cream, no nothing m8.
I've sniffed almost every females panties that I know. Including high schoolers. Total betrayal of trust. Note they all smell different yet the same.
>>712082382
Few 19 year olds know what they want to do. If you live in a civilized country, you hopefully have several years to kick back and figure it out in your own time without becoming an outcast.
>>712083586
>Shat my cum in the toilet
I call that "shum"
>>712085522 bump, wat do
Mike's fucking gay baby, man.
>>712085522
Find companionship again anon. Do it for all those of us who can't.
Lately I've taken to wearing adult diapers and shitting myself in public just for the hell of it. I get a thrill out of it, nobody suspects the girl standing in front of them on the bus just took a dump 6 inches from their face. At least, not straight away. But by the time they smell it, i'm gone.
>>712088235
thank you illl try my best, anything other than true love just seems pointless, whats your story?
>>712088381
Tits or gtfo you disgusting slut
>>712088381
They know retard.
>>712083054
Does she have asperger or something like that?
>>712085522
You're probably always going to feel this way. Humans always want something better than what they have got. When you're in a relationship, you'll think about being single and having fun and vice versa. The best thing you can do is just keep fucking/dating until you find a girl who makes you feel less incomplete.
>>712088381
Thats fucking hilarious
>>712088619
yeah i think youre right, thanks anon, do you have a story to tell?
i test thing
I've never physically forced myself on a woman or drugged her but I'm sure by many people's definitions I'm a rapist. Throughout High School I dated and fuck a large number of girls, certainly more than most any normal High Schooler. Being a moderately good looking guy with a ton of Charisma I never had an issue getting what I wanted from women. It became boring to me. Both in the sense of how easy it was and vanilla sex just wasting cutting it. Then I met a girl who, lets call her Ashley, was not so easily manipulated as my peers. I was 16 at the time, she was a 20 y.o college student(met her at a college party that an old friend was throwing.) I first attributed the fact that she wasn't so easily swayed into sleeping with me to her being a college chick(I usually just hooked up with High School chicks who ended up at the party.) Intrigued I continued to talk with her, even dating her for nearly a year, which was rare for me. A couple months in I learned that she was raped a few years back in high school and that was the reason she was so guarded when we first met. She also happened to be extremely non-vanilla in our sex life and would do things that most other women wouldn't dream of doing. Found out about 6 months in that she was willing to do those things because of self esteem reasons, particularly because of the rape.
Never did anything to her but we broke up, on good terms mind you, and immediately I was back to my previous shenanigans, only it wasn't fun anymore. No matter how charming you are, getting random hookups to do the things she was willing to, the things I now craved was just unrealistic most of the time. It was then It clicked that if I wanted that again I'd have to find another girl who has self esteem issues like Ashley. Through a bit of trial and error I found that girls who were raped were far more likely to do them, not as easily as Ashley did though and required some manipulation of their insecurities from their rape.
>>712088870
So when did you do the raping?
>>712086813
It was while it lasted, first time we fucked I had whiskey dick, half chub
She rolls her eyes and says omg I can feel all of you .. got me diamonds
Proceeded to fuck her till she bled, joked saying "I didn't know you were a virgin"
She covered her crotch and says "that's the biggest I've ever had"
Been over 2 yrs since it ended and I still fap about those words and her face
Tiny dick rich Asian husband was her 2nd bf ever, went back on birth control just to fuck without condoms that she made her husband wear
We'd sext using encrypted gliph messenger
After we broke up she tattooed the icon for the app on her ankle
She's still married and I know when that tiny dude is lifting her legs to get deeper he's looking at that tat
>vent
I have a friend that I don't know how to talk to anymore. Like, I care about her, yeah, but she freaks out over the littlest things, and I always feel like I'm on eggshells with her.
Should I break it off?
>>712088423
>31 M
>hebe/pedo tendencies
>kissless virgin, no relationships ever
>lack of a companion/loneliness hang over me every day
>fill the void with food and masturbation
>get fatter, get more depressed over what accompanies masturbation
>came to the realization that my ideal companion was my sister
>realized how much I was in love with her and how much better my life was when I was around her more
Really just basic shit.
>>712088544
Nuh uh.
>>712089236
She doesnt feel the same
I got blocked by someone I considered a friend due to my support for Trump. This happened about 4 times already.
>>712089236
thats rough man, i guess you just gotta work on it, but its hard, really hard to make a change sometimes, youl be glad you did in the end but right now it must seem hopeless, how did you come to find yourself in love with your sister?
>>712089720
I had a cousin block me.
>mfw I don't give a fuck because she was a liberal sjw
>>712089621
We have a special relationship. I would never tell her. She is happy and starting a life of her own. She is currently pregnant and already is the primary person taking care of her bfs child from a previous relationship.
>>712089744
We have always been close. Her father wasn't that great (my stepfather). I was always there for her, would do anything for her. Help with homework, brushing her hair, listening to her and talking about life, snuggling, extra long kisses on the forehead. I never realized my true feelings until after she started to have her own life. We still have a special bond and I am proud of who she is. But really, I couldn't design a better person that I would like to spend every day of my life with.
>>712077596
I've Been with My girlfriend for about 2 years now and im only 18, she does not have many friends and i feel bad for being with My friends to parties and etc. I feel like im missing out on friends and all that in my teens. Wat do /b
I pee in the sink
>>712077596
I work for the Illuminati and i killed the real Dave Chapel
>>712077596
>Legit got molested as a 9 year old shota.
>Enjoyed it, and once even initiated it, for some fucking reason idk why, I'm not even gay.
My girlfriend is 4 years older than me.
>>712089621
>>712089744
Also, she kind of views me as a father figure and says I was her best role model after our grandmother died.
>>712090168
>Special relationship
How special? Anything sexual ever happen?
I beat the shit out of my mothers cat when he wrecked my hat. Now he hides whenever he sees me. No shame or guilt.
>>712090459
i wish you all the best man
>>712090539
neck yourself dipshit
>>712082382
>Maybe programming
If it's a maybe it ain't a good sign.
>>712089079
stop contact for awhile maybe, Im going through this with my mother.
>>712090531
No, not even remotely. We snuggled a lot which was great. I really miss that. It's just that I was like father/brother/friend. Having her in my life was such a joy. If we both listed the most positive parts of our young lives, it would be each other.
I fucked my then-best-friend in the ass.
>It was my first time.
>I was 15 and he was 14...and a cutie.
>It was the best shit ever. Sooo fucking good.
>I never fucked another man after that
To this day I don't know if I'm bisexual or just confused.
>>712090856
Have you considered going to the gym and losing some weight so you can find a girl to fuck?
>>712089079
Chances are shes got other problems on her mind, unless she is like that normally now. If you feel in your gut that it wont work and conversation is pointless then break it off. If you cant enjoy talking to her anymore because of this then you already have your answer.
>>712090396
Someone found his body before we put his double in place. I was fucking devastated his double was going to reunite race relations.
>>712090638
I've beaten them many times for misbehaving. They learn quickly. A tap on the nose won't do shit.
>>712090990
Yeah. I am actually working on losing weight and have had success. It is hard given that stuffing myself with food is so comforting when I'm down. In the end, the "fucking" thing is less of a goal. Honestly, I hope I can perform when sexual pleasure has been about me alone for so long. But I will hopefully get myself together a little more and find companionship.
>>712089062
>encrypted gliph messenger
That's a good and a little sad story, Anon. Just out of curiosity, could you post the icon?
>>712091341
I know its hard man. Ive lost weight (150lbs+) and regained it all again multiple times. For me, it makes a huge difference to confidence and overall quality of life when Ive lost weight.
Although even having a gf and having regular sex 3-4 times a week, Im still somewhat addicted to masturbation.
My first gf would always make a bitch out of me when we had sex. I was a beta faggot at the time so I didn't really impose anything due to fear of losing her. We'd always have sex in the amazon position and sometimes she'd make me dress in frilly shit and she even got me a see through as a birthday gift.
>>712091291
don't harm animals when they can't do shit back, shows that you're a weakling, you just admitted you are a weakling. and same with older people and kids
Have a friends with benefits relationship with femanon, and she will only have anal with lube. Wanna ask her if I can rimjob her asshole, should I?
So there was a girl who liked me and asked for my snapchat. I'm a horny little fuck and asked for some nudes, which she agreed to. She got kinda creepy so I cut her off and I guess she started showing people that I asked for some nudes?
TL;DR
I aksed for nudes, got em, and now the girl is showing people I asked.
>>712092088
What do you mean "I guess"?
>>712091983
Why not?
Once like....5 years ago. I got drunk and made out with one of my gay friends. Since then I've had a crush on him. Have tried testing the waters but this guy is kinda oblivious and he's SUPER shy and doesn't talk much. The desire is flaring up again. I just want to play games with him, cuddle, have great sex, and buy him stuff. Idk if he even likes me as a friend (I don't talk to him much). He's pretty much a shut in. I want to tell him all this but if I get rejected I feel like I'll lose the fantasy which I really enjoy. Not sure what to do but I find myself seeking other relationships that closely mimic what I imagine being with him is like.
Yea I'm mildly psychotic what of it?!
>>712091983
Dont ask, just do it. But make sure shes fresh out of the shower first.
>>712091652
>Im still somewhat addicted to masturbation
I fear that. When I was younger, I literally thought at times "Who needs a woman and the headache of a relationship if masturbation feels this good". But now I realize how empty it left me, it's just something I do to temporarily feel good and forget my life now. I think a companion will help me, but I'm worried that urge to jerk it will still pop up at times.
>>712091790
Sheltered fag. I don't hit cats for any reason or for no reason.
>>712086115
That means I'd love to eat the bald pussy of your pre 18yr old daughter
>>712092204
That's what i've heard, but I like to give people a chance.
>>712092471
get over yourself you weakminded idiot.
>>712092204
"Why not?" was just curious how I should approach it, if at all
>>712092421
Honestly I feel like I need to masturbate. I just dont feel right if I dont. Ill typically try and resist if I know Im going to be having sex that day, but I still struggle with that.
My gf is from a religious family and she has 3 sisters. They were brought up to believe sex before marriage was bad, although the oldest 3 had all done it. Gf just found an empty condom wrapper in her youngest sisters room, which means shes now taken some dick. Havent been able to stop cumming about it since I found out.
Sex with a woman is a very different feeling to on your own. Both serve a purpose.
>>712092350
We've got a time window that we get to play around, not enough time to shower. Still do?
I want to ask out this girl but everything we talk and things seem to go well I pussy out of asking her.
>>712093113
* everytime
>>712092969
Hmm. Difficult to say. Personally Im not against eating ass when its not fresh. I quite like it a bit sweaty. But my girl will always try and eat my ass when I havent taken a shower and I always have to stop her because it makes me feel a bit uncomfortable.
If she lets you eat her pussy, then eat her ass. If no pussy eating then dont try it.
>>712092592
>>712093255
Eaten her pussy before, so I'll just go for it and see how she reacts
>>712083254
Yeah, right
>>712092806
Well, thanks anon, I'm glad to know it can be done. Good luck with your religious gf btw.
I fucked my friends girlfriend during a sleepover. It was dark and late and we were fooling around and one thing led to another. They broke up three months later because she caught him screwing someone else but he never found out. Good times.
>>712084406
>>712079037
You MUST do this. If ur too nervous just diddle her twat and eat her out. If she really wants it she'll demand u get ur dick in there then she wont take long. Best of luck /bro
>>712093113
fucking pussy
>>712093879
I've established this. How can I fix it?
>>712093113
0/10
>>712077596
i consider myself a souls veteran but i always skipped the first part of blighttown with the master key
>>712093645
>mfw
>>712093993
You wouldn't say no...
I've only known this girl for a month and a half and we fucked twice but I can't stop thinking about her
Pic unrelated
My girlfriend has told me multiple times that she could/wants to have sex every night. We usually only do like 2-3 times a week. Sometimes I feel I would rather just sleep
I'm an 18 year old virgin who acts like a sarcastic arsehole to everyone because I use to have no friends, now I have friends but fucking suck at socialising with most people and struggle to flirt with chicks, even ones who imply interest in me.
>>712085842
Yeah, like the other anons said, spunkeroo on her tireroos and the rest really will work itself out
got down on my knees and sucked on my monitor which had a black cock on it until I came
>>712087692
kek
>>712092421
Hang on, are you saying a relationship would mean the end of masturbation? Is that an american thing? No judging, just curious.
>>712092471
You should be on some kind of medication/other medication.
>>712088597
don't think so bro
idk why she was just interested in drawings and such
>>712094256
Actually I would, I have a gf
Even then it wouldn't matter I only fuck chubby girls that's the way to go
>>712094530
What?
>>712094535
I'm the opposite. I have the ability to manipulate people by saying exactly what they want to hear but I generally don't like the company of others.
>>712094691
It's not an American thing.
Am American, am married, still jerk it. (We both do.)
i don't care what he thinks of me, i just really hope he's okay right now.
>>712094823
Who cares if your in a relationship? Kek
You live once and then you die just fuck as many people as you can while you can.
>>712094530
Do you worry she will look else where to satisfy her needs?
Is it that you dont want sex, or you dont want to do anything sexual at all? Sometime I cant be bothered to fuck my girl, but I dont mind fingering her or fucking her with a toy if she wants it.
>>712090308
So do I!!!! It's just... easier. No flushing etc I love it when the sink is that the right height for optimal ease of pissing in
>>712077596
This past May, I fucked a woman who wasn't my gf (of almost two years). I was really into her at the time, but felt horrible shortly afterwards. But now, all I can think about is fucking her again. I can barely get it up with my gf, and find myself fantasizing about my affair during sex, and pretty much all the time. I couldn't/can't bring myself to break it off, because without me, my gf would have no one, but fuck I want out of my relationship.
I use dogs for sex. Make them lick my cock. Drink my piss. Eat my ass. Sometimes I fuck their ass if I can get away with it. Leaves them a bit... stretched and beat up :3
>>712095023
I rather not have my girl fuck other guys, that's just me though
>>712094691
I'm definitely hoping to have it minimized. I can bust 5+ times on a lonely day, jerking away my sadness. I definitely don't want it to be what it is now. I hope a companion would also help with some of the urges that go along with it for me.
momfinger carfriend
>>712095116
do you only fuck male dogs?
>>712095238
Yeah I can understand that. Every once in a while shouldn't be a problem though.
I beat the shit out of my grandfather once because he molested my mom when she was a kid. He's an alcoholic now and can't sleep when I'm visiting for the holidays.
>>712095362
Yeah. I'm a gayfag. Plus I'm a dom, and it's hotter to force a male dog than some bitch in heat.
Ex broke up with me bc her mom walked in on us making out, and she is supposed to be moralfag with no bf. Few months later she ends up with another dude, fat af, who takes her virginity and she becomes total slut.
Breaks up with him, tries hooking up with his friend, no cigar though. She comes back to me, become friends with benefits, and now I'm not sure if she just horny af or if she wants to get back together
Same person >>712091983
>>712095116
Jesus Christ just do it already
>>712095038
No worry at all about cheating. She never initiates it so I feel lIke I'm doing all the work and basically forcing it whenever I do. I mean, I know she enjoys it but doesn't really act like it to start.
>>712095479
Why the fuck would you get back with her in a relationship. Stupid idea. Dont do it.
I told my girlfriend I quit smoking weed 2 months ago but I have been smoking since with a PAX 2 in the house what do /b/ should I be honest or keep lying she is away at school and she's coming home for thanksgiving
I jerk off to little kids
Gets me so hard
this girl has been sucking my cock behind her husbands back
got her in trouble
she swallowed every load from me and a buddy like a good fat slut
>>712095116
fuck mate
>>712092471
Kill yourself you subhuman scum
>>712095817
moar of her?
>>712082055
look at these degenerates
>>712095601
Well if she wants to get fucked, then shes got to let it be known.
Just buy a really big dildo. Fuck her so hard that she couldnt take another dick for 48 hours.
>>712095653
Because it was over a stupid reason for break up and I just recently got out of friendzone with her
But, I know I can't trust her, so I'm just stupid and I'll acknowledge that
>Be me 5 years ago
>Highschool sophmore
>Have 5/10 gf
>Take a Microsoft Office class
>Everything's going fine and dandy
>One day, almost mid semester
>Caught gf having sex with a friend of mine
>gf suddenly turned into ex-gf
>Wants to find a way to get revenge
>Suddenly comes up with a brilliant idea
>Decides to get her expelled from school
>Knows her student ID number
>Goes into microsoft office class, everything is going great
>Log in using gf's student ID number and password
>I'm in
>I create a word document
>Starts typing up garbled nonsense
>Do this for a good two minutes
>ctrl+c
>ctrl+v
>Keep repeating this process until computer slows down horribly
>Save document in school user drive
>Log out
>Log in my account
>Suddenly kids in my class can't save their docs
>Entire school couldn't save their docs because the school user storage is full
>Few days later
>School managed to find the doc, saved under exgf's name
>mfw she gets expelled
>mfw they never knew it was me
>>712077596
I want to fuck my colleague but he doesn`t want
>>712096231
>expelled for saving a large document
Fake and gay
>>712095729
fucking gif is so wrong
kek'd hard obviously
laugh to keep from crying, right anon?
>>712090872
Bro, same here, wait, it ain't me is it??
>>712095683
Stop smoking then, dumbass.
>>712095601
Is she on the pill? Any pill for birth control crushes female libido in my experience
>>712096375
This. Try harder anon.
I've lost my virginity but I still haven't has my first kiss
>>712096689
Nope. Pull out game is strong. Basically playing with fire
>>712096802
>Pull out game is strong
Congats on becoming a father.
>>712096657
Agreed
>>712095683
Kys or quit burning pops
>>712096960
I've been telling my friends that pulling out works 100% for me for about 5 years so I think I'm OK
>>712097100
Just wear a condom or get her on the pill you fucking animal.
>>712096960
This. I've been relying on this sorry tactic for about three years now. Kinda like a sword of Damocles but luckily abortion is covered by the government in my country
>>712097257
Condoms suck and I'm pretty sure she got the shot once and had her period for like a month straight so I think she's against that
>>712097257
You're cool
>>712097593
>a month straight
Oh, I see you got the autizms there, lil buddy
I deployed in the first push for Fallujah. Some of my best friends died in my arms. Not a day goes by I don't think of them. Why did I live.
Sometimes I convince myself everyone is staring at me and are trying to read my mind.
>>712077596
>Secret
>Worked a gloryhole at a summer farm fair over 15 years ago
>Was fine until I realised one of the dicks that came out the hole was my dads
>After alot of tears he finished
>He came back again an hour later and presented my pussy only to him
>Didn't tell anyone and he never knew
>Ended up pregnant but obviously didn't have the baby
>Vent
>I hate my job as a waitress more than anything in the world
>I hate people I serve most of the time and families
>It's still the best paying job I've ever had
>Advice
>I really want to buy a new car for once in my life but don't know what to get and afraid i'll get screwed over.
>Any suggestions on a good new 4 door car with a sunroof?
Secret: I'm anorgasmic. I have never came with anyone no matter how kinky the sex was. Plus side, makes me have infinite stamina and I challenge myself to get my lover off as many times as possible and no kids. Also I'm a very good DOM apparently.
Vent: I worry about.... Everything. Ever. Life. Death. Money. The ground under my feet.
Advice: Try to be more than expectations. Take your failings and turn them into your power. Took a long time for me to not see my sexual issues as a curse or something I'll be dumped over (girls can only take so much of an infinite boner before they are done with you. It crushed many a girls pride in their sexual skills)
>>712096231
Time to upgrade to windows 10
>>712098083
If war left no survivors no one would be able to tell of it's horrors and warn against it. I'm sorry you lost your friends. I'm sure they would want you to make the most of your life. Live a long, happy life brother. Do it for them.
>>712098169
>>712098141
Do you get paranoid and freak out?
Reposting my experience, I like how much it pisses off moralfags, and jelly beta bitches.
>Be 27, dating 16 yo cutie, her sister is 11, cute face tomboy
>A little more than a year later, she gets pregnant and we move in together
>4 months into pregnancy, we go to family reunion, her dad has 12 brothers and sisters, she has a shit load of cousins, get blowjob from her 14 yo cousin
> 2 months after that, cousin has menstruation for a month straight, turns out she has a problem and they have to remove her uterus
>Visit her family again, see cousin in hospital. Her now 13 yo sister is there, hair grown out, looking good AF
>Stay up late drinking with her dad, gf goes to bed early
>After everyone else is out for the night, sister comes downstairs in T-shirt and panties, no bra
>We talk for a long while, she flirts a lot
>Nothing happens though, just bonding.
>Sister comes to visit for a month over the summer
>Starts off as holding hands when gf (now fiancee) isn't around, then making out, one time with her wearing my college hoodie, shit was so cash
>We did everything but fuck before she left
>Best and most exciting part is when I get any opportunity to leave the house, like when she needs things (preparing to have the baby), paint for the nursery, diapers, etc. I meet up with her sister and we fuck like animals in my car.
>Gf wants me to get a minivan, I'm alright with this since I'll be choosing something that folds down into a bed in the back seat.
Update: I'm keeping my car, wife is choosing/buying minivan.
>>712078568
She's completely not interested. Are you 14? Retarded? Come on man. You've chased that pussy for days and it is still running away. Have some pride and social awareness you tard.
>>712077596
712097850
>>712098169
>Worked a gloryhole at a summer farm fair over 15 years ago
What backwards nightmare town did you live in?
>>712098845
The think, like I said here >>712085738
Is that she is stupid shy, and awkward. And that makes it so much harder to figure.
Quite a few think she is interested, but is held back with her anxiety (assuming she has it)
>>712098169
What was it like having your dad bang you? Did you like it? Did you regret it?
Also don't get a new car. New cars are a scam. Go on Craigslist and buy a good used car. I just found a 2700 dollar car that has 30k miles on it. It will last me years.
>>712084406
Is her name emma
Nobody wants to do a threesome with me because my wife is so ugly, it's like she literally hit every branch down the ugly tree. Her deformed face turns people off and honestly i don't believe plastic surgery could ever fix it.
I cheat on her all the time and I wish she'd just end her own misery and just kill herself so i can save my reputation by claiming she was suicidal.
>>712088772
Am I the only one confused by this post?
>>712099280
Grew up in Pontiac Illinois. It doesn't get more backwards than that.
>>712099765
Why the fuck did you put a ring on her then?
>>712099798
Why did you suck off your dad anyway? Why not just...not do that? How much does a gloryhole pay, anyway?
I want to fuck my algebra teacher
>>712088381
>>712089325
Does it turn you on shitting in a diaper or do you do it just to fuck with people?
I'm from approximately 900 years in your future. My consciousness was created in batch on Alpha Centuari to help mitigate resources for colonists that had decided to take corporeal form. After 5 years, I was allowed to take corporeal form as well. With my penchant for all things classical, I knew I wanted to go 100% biological, perhaps even PGM (pre-genome modified) Homo sapien.
An opportunity arose where I was able to travel back in time as an anthropologist to study the decline of the liberal world order. It's been concluded by the World Consciousness Aggregates on both Earth and Alpha Centauri that America's presidential election of Donald J. Trump was (1) the tipping point of its decline and (2) why my present (your future) took 900 years rather than ~200.
>>712079037
That is Lia Marie Johnson you dumb faggot
>>712099609
It lasted a whole 10 mins and it felt ok while it lasted. I regretted it big time didn't expect him to push as he finished the was I was bent over it was direct impregnation.
>>712099951
Had it in my mouth by the time I realised it was him. I got payed 500 bucks to do it and I have to blow everyone that shows up. Better than him figuring it out it was me.
>>712100572
>pic unrelated
learn how to read you dumb fuck
>>712100579
How'd you know it was your dad?
>>712099870
I wasted my time and in turn ran out of better options, i wasn't getting any younger.
>>712100811
it tasted just like my moms pussy
>>712100928
That's my worse nightmare. I know I'm never going to be with someone beautiful who I love, I just hope I'm strong enough to die alone.
>>712100811
Voice and shampoo smell. I heard him talk to the guy before he walked in the booth and the smell comfirmed it. The guy who payed me didn't know either.
>>712101546
Did it fuck you up a bunch, or are you good now?
>>712102144
She was already working a glory hole where she sucked and fucked multiple random strangers for $500. I think she was already fucked up, man.
>>712099293
You've wasted more than enough energy in it and gotten nothing back.
Take my advice nigga and find the golden pussy instead of digging in coals.
>>712077596
I have a very small penis, side effect of being korean, but I grew up the the states so girls are used to normal human cock, I am actually really good around girls, I can talk to them, make that laugh and so forth, but I always pushed them away to avoid the confrontation of the act. Feels bad man, I'll be alone forever and I've accepted it.
>>712097100
until that one time it doesn't
>>712102615
True. I probably should. I suppose I could just leave her on the back burner just in case.
But I still can't shake possibilities of what may be, given her shyness
You might be more attractive than me, but don't forget for one second that I am the one settling for you, not vice versa.
I work in a computer repair shop. Every time someone brings in a computer I take every fucking picture and video they have off their computer. I have pictures of couples, cheaters, people working out their fetishes, etc. As disgusting as some of the pictures are and as dirty as it makes me feel, I can't wait for the next computer to come through the doors.
This thread will die soon
>>712103716
this sounds healthy
>>712077596
I'm no joke slowly becoming insane.
>>712077596
I think im a fucked up person and this site is exactly what i need, but i feel like its making me even more fucked up nd will lead me to darker places. Im not depressed or anything, i just like knowing/learning/watching fucked up things. I like physical pain and i think being on a forum with taboo and fucked up shit eases me mentally. There, i said it.
>>712104846
you and me both fam
got about 2tb of stolen shit. I usually rip off all relevant files and sort through for the good stuff later but I have such a huge backlog.
I've never known unrequited love until now, and it fucking hurts.
>>712105233
well yeah.
You've got a side that needs expressing somehow, this site helps you express it. By talking about or doing shit here you prevent it building up and affecting the rest of your life as much.
nothing wrong with that.
>>712105075
Wew watch out guys this guy's not joking
>>712101110
You might get lucky there's so many stunning women out there, just don't set your standards low or get stuck in a rut. Obviously if i had i not settled for less to begin with i would have married someone far more better than the trash i'm left with.
>>712091780
Interesting. Do you like it?
