Whats the best programming language?
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Whats the best programming language?
C++
Python
In that order
>>712073830
HTML
4Tran.
I would have to say C++
For web I love PHP
java
>>712073947
correct
>>712073830
Atari Basic
c++ 4 life, i am a junior c++ dev though
CSS
>>712073830
>>712073947
>>712073950
ITT: morons who consider themselves programmers go into HURRDURR mode
also, FWIW,
>LISP
>Befunge
>CJam
>C
if you have to code for people and not for yourself,
>Java
>C#
>JavaScript
>PHP
>Python
>VBA
in order of actual prevalence.
also, assembly, mostly because it has "ass" in it.
>>712073830
The one that is best suited for the task ahead
>>712073947
>>712074149
>not choosing C
>>712073830
English
>>712074305
>he doesn't code Ruby
Nice try you fucking pleb
>>712073830
The one that fits your needs.
Pretending some languages are better than others is purely retarded.
If you need to develop a script to execute repetitve tasks on your system, then C is shitty, but bash is great.
If you need to develop a fine-grain low-level program, like a driver, then pythoin is shitty, but C is great
If you need a reliable language to build a webapp that must be easy to maintain, then go for Java
Etc.
Anything else is just teenagers trolling to sound edgy.
>>712074626
No I know Java and Python already (reasonably) I'm just wondering if I should know others too, like what am I missing out on?
>>712074565
Yup, Ruby sucks. It was the hype of late 1990's going into 2000's, neither powerful nor popular, used by some garage wankers to fuel their egos only. Get over it.
>>712074626
true, but only partially, anon. Some languages *are* better in terms of expressive power, modularity, metaprogramming/reflective capabilities, stdlib quality, etc.
OTOH, the "best" language can be as well the one with the most market penetration, because of the obvious implications.
further reading:
http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html
http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=532
http://wiki.c2.com/?WhyWeLoveLisp
It's more about frameworks than language capabilities
>>712074868
You should know bash, because it's very useful, assuming you use a decent system (a.k.a. UNIX-like).
If you want to develop custom shellcodes, then learn C and ASM.
It really is about what you need.
>>712075116
>true, but only partially, anon. Some languages *are* better in terms of expressive power, modularity, metaprogramming/reflective capabilities, stdlib quality, etc.
Yeah, but they can be harder to learn, or inadapted to specific usages, which are also very important characteristics.
C is better in terms of speed, but is harder to learn than python. Then it depends on how much time you can invest on this learning process.
>>712073830
Haskell
>>712075143
Never heard of it but I'll check it out
Shits hard to keep up with
not really a language but more OS basic command
i'd suggest learning command line.
>>712075118
If I need to install some kind of runtime environment like .NET of Java in order to use your application
then you are just plain lazy and have failed miserably as a developer.
>>712074305
>Befunge
>CJam
Woah guys take a look at this memester
>>712075487
this.
>>712075395
My advice is :
1. Learn a *script* language, because it's very useful on a daily basis. Every single day you have repetitive tasks to achieve, of boring things to be done. Script languages allow you to quickly fulfill these needs programmatically. Very reliable.
2. Learn a real programmation language, compiled or pseudo-compiled, like Java, C, C++, etc. if you plan to develop real tools in your life.
3. Learn a system scripting language, like Bash or Powershell, because they're easy to learn and will provide you really cool features to make your life easier on your system.
Don't waste time learning programming languages, stick with a restricted numbers of languages you know *well* and focus on something else, like networks, systems, security, cryptography, etc.
>>712075278
>stdlib
>harder to learn than python
honestly? I've learned C during a weekend about 15 years ago (from K&R 2nd), and most of what I learned by then is still up-to-date (I code in C99 mostly); I've tried learning Python a couple of times over the last 5 years, and got repulsed each and every time.
For me (probably due to asm background), things like pointer arithmetic or syntax was always the least of worries. A good standardization and stable language definition was.
For me, C was and is easier both to learn and to use than Python.
>>712075143
Those shell codes (well normally called bin utils) are just programs. You can develop them in any language you like. But loading big interpreters for those (like JVM) is some kind of an overkill because this might take more time than the actual process.
But you can develop those in any language, preferably in a compiled like Pascal, C++, Ada, Modula 2, D, and also in ASM, C or even Fortran. But who still uses Fortran or C or ASM for some simple tasks is pretty stupid. You could easily use one of the language i mentioned above, which are way easier to use, without any disadvantages.
>>712075487
>you are just plain lazy and have failed miserably as a developer.
>implying only developers use programming languages..
>>712073830
I like C#, java and C. But it really depends on what you are doing. Currently I work with C#, but if I wanted to build a small company, I would use java to build my software so I wouldnt be attached to proprietary software.
For Low level tasks that require good performance you should go for C, or even assembly...
All you need is to know how to program, not 1 or 2 languages
>>712075849
Where I work at forces me to keep learning more about Java and Python, so it's kind of hard to break out of the box and just use something else
>>712073830
Algol 58
How about Assembly? xD
JK. C# is a great programming language, great for beginners, easy to unterstand
>>712075936
It's exactly what I mean : every language have an application field, and is useful for specific needs.
>>712075664
be glad I haven't posted other esolangs I've seen. There're always 05AB1E, Jelly & APL.
>>712076003
.NET supposed "programmer" detected.
>>712075908
Fair enough. If so, then C is the language you need, because you have a brain that easily handles complex concepts.
Some other people have another way of handling things and will be happier with python.
>>712076278
>.NET supposed "programmer" detected.
kek. Hell no.
I'm not even a developer, I'm a IT Sec expert and I run a company.
Simuola. It's great for simulation purposes and and general purpose programming.
>>712076246
BTW, yeah, I'm aware that APL *was* a real language in one point of the mankind's history.
Now, it's just esolang, FWIW.
>>712076119
There's no use to learn 10 languages. You're stuck with python and Java ? Pretty cool : you have a script language and a pseudo-compiled one. Become an expert at it, and you'll be fine.
Why in the hell would you need to learn another language ? This is a waste of time, unless you have a very specific need.
>>712073830
I personally like (Object) Pascal. It's something between C and C++. Low level like C, but has easier tools like a better string System and is OOP, but without being overloaded like C++.
Perfect for everyone who likes to learn low level programming without the frustration of using C strings, and like to have a big standard library which also includes something like http clients or hash functions
>>712073830
Delphi ofcourse
>>712076516
You're right it's something between C and C++.
It's stagnant and primitive like C, and confusing, slow and bloated as C++. Perfect for everyone who likes to learn programming with the frustration of having an obsolete tool that almost nobody uses, and which originated as a defunct learning language.
>>712073830
what kind of stupid question is that?
it all depends on what are you trying to achive, what needs to be your final outcome anon
if you're trying to code a bloody web app, there's no point to use motherfucking python. on the other hand, if you're managing huge chunks of data, why would you even think about CSS?
If your question was "what is the most in-demand programming language" or "which languages should I know to make myself employable as a coder" or "which language will guarantee a high income in the next 10 years", well, that is a whole other question to ask.
>>712076691
way too expensive
>>712076833
You know, programming languages are not a *goal*, but a *tool*.
Use them to learn other things, more interesting.
>>712077027
Yea, that makes sense
I'll pick other things up if I need to
>>712076975
I have no idea what it costs, employer pays for it.
But i do believe they have free beginner versions.
The language is very accessible and nice to start with
>>712075317
i am with this guy
Go with Go
https://golang.org/
>>712076828
If you think pascal is confusing i don't know whats wrong with you, everyone even without any knowledge has a basic understanding of pascal code, if you show someone with no idea Code in a C like language, they will mostly don't know whats going on. And as i mentioned, its great for anyone who wants to learn low level programming. So it's unimportant if its old, or no one uses it.
And its a great language for learning, if you really want to know what is going on (and how to code properly without producing garbage)
lisp
>>712074305
yay for C
>>712077187
Currently the starter version is Free for the last month (as a promotion, also c++ builder is free), but normally the starter version costs about 300-400 Bucks, and you aren't even allowed to make money with it (only about 2k/year)
The first real version (with VCL source code and the tools in the IDE like code jumps) you are > 1000 buck.
For home development defenetly not worth it, because there is a free alternative, which isn't that bad (its faster, works on any platform, and has except fmx nearly the same framework)
>>712076910
>if you're managing huge chunks of data, why would you even think about CSS?
What? Also CSS is not a programming language
>>712073830
The... one... that... works... for... your... specific... problem.
How do you get into programming?
Say if an engineer regrets not doing computer science but has a tiny bit of experience of programming but also needs to earn money while he learns?
>>712078105
Ok, that's quite pricey indeed.
Glad I got my home copy from TPB then :)
>>712078105
>Pays money for anything related to C++ development like a new fag
>>712078286
Yeah : >>712074626
>>712078289
How the fuck are you an "engineer" if you can't even use google?
>>712078289
If'n only there were thousands of tutorial videos on YouTube... and free tools like Code Blocks and free compilers all over the fuckin' place...
assembly pic related
>>712073830
Machine Language.
Anything else is nothing more than a vehicle to get there.
Except for any application that requires the end user to install some kind
of JIT/RuntimeEnvironment (like .NET or Java)...., all those applications are just bullshit.
>>712078289
honestly just contribute to some github shit in your spare time, put it on a resume and try to get a junior dev gig.
i taught myself with the TI-83 instruction book in high school and honestly you don't have to do much to attain the skillset that the average new CS grad has these days.
>>712073830
clojure
>code in a functional language
>target jvm without having to deal with java
>target nodejs without having to deal with node
>parallel programming with your eyes closed
for general programming, I don't know if clojure will be beaten in the next decade. for platform specific work like games or embedded shit, pick the most digestible poison, but in general I'll go with clojure.
>>712078851
machine language is 1s and 0s, I think you mean assembly which is our way of writing opcode using mnemonics instead of memorizing numbers.
>>712078851
Truly, even though I do admire .net I got to agree
>>712078985
I'm sure he meant assembly
>>712078918
Wow and just when I thought the retardation levels had peaked.
>>712073830
Depends on the application. For embedded stuff, C is the best. Assembly really helps you to know what is going on at the processor level, but can make your eyes bug out. I think C is generally the most elegant and simple higher level language though. Just my own preference....
>>712074336
This.
There is no debating this.
>>712078851
...cuz spending 9 months to write something I can put together in a day in C++14 that is type-safe, thread-safe, parallel-safe, maintainable and readable by even the chimps in my office be durn a good idea, right AssemblerBoy?
>>712078985
machine code is a string of Numbers. The 0s and 1s are just the technical representation of those numbers and not the language.
>>712074305
says the half mongoloid neckbeard.
>>712079273
I agreez
>>712074565
Ruby for the win. My favorite OO language hands down. It's too bad it didn't get a modern JIT interpreter until recently or it might have gained some popularity over its retarded cousin Python.
>>712079273
maybe if you are from the 90s
>>712073830
Haskell (for serious tasks)
Idris (for where a less established language is acceptable)
Scheme R7RS (for quick jobs)
Forth (for low-level / assembly)
>>712079413
you're telling me stuff I already know anon. I'm sure I'm telling that dude stuff he already knows to but whatever. itt: battle of the smartasses
>>712078985
No...., I meant the 1's and 0's as being the best.
It's where you ultimately end up no matter which assembly language you are using.
(Assuming that you are actually "programming".)
Therefore machjine language == best.
>>712079385
Though, a well done build will be 4-5 times faster, I'm guessing we'll agree on that
>>712079243
>I don't have any refutation so I'll just call you retarded
also, C fags will change their mind after they pass freshman year.
>>712079413
What
Python.
Fuck C.
>>712079557
oh I getchu
C. Python
>>712073947
kill yourself.
>>712079589
I bet you kode css on a mac while eating your tofu salad and drinking your organic coconut water.
>>712079543
but your statement was just false, and i corrected it, so that people can see that you wrote bullshit
>>712079273
you can write plain c in c++ if you wish
but once you try c++ you don't
>>712079413
Dude.
0 = no current
1 = current
Boolean Logical gates in-between, etc etc.
This thread scares me
>>712079760
yeah and you're a faggot that has your head stuck so far up your ass that bump in your throat is your nose
My preferences are for C++, C, Python, PHP (and Verilog for hardware development, but I am getting into OpenCL as well now).
My first programs were in Fortran (on an IBM 1130) and Algol (on an ICL 1907). I've written in PL/1, PL/ASM, APL, Forth, 370 Assembler, Intel Assembler, MC680x0 Assembler, actually assembler for a range of architectures including Z80, 6809, 8051, Bash, LISP, POP-2, UCSD Pascal .. A bunch of hardware description languages ..
>>712079880
thank you.
>>712074255
carry on kiddo, you've chosen the true path
>>712079413
>a string of numbers
Hurr Durr
nothing I said was wrong nigger
I'd say C#..
I've used it for web, desktop, mobile, fucking Unity.
It's well rounded, cross platform and works great with Visual's Intellisense.
I've been using it for everything and anything in past 3,4 years personally and professionally so I'm biased, but I thought good of it even before I started.
>>712078918
>clojure
You mean Java...
C# or C++?
>C, is just too hard for me at this stage
>>712080261
c++
>>712080261
all three are trash, roll again
>>712080311
I'll check it out, performance-wise, thanks faggot
>>712079518
Has anybody else here used any of these languages?
>>712073830
The language it's a tool that you can use to resolve a problem, just remember to don't use the hammer to place a screw.
With that in mind that are the usual responses:
Small desktop app: java
Big desktop app: c++
Small web app: php+javascript
Big web app: (c++||java)+javascript
Server side app: c++
also, consider to use the language that have the most tested options for the functionality you want. If the problem is a concurrence math algorithm just use lisp, and you will finish the problem in 50 code lines instead of another structured one that need more effort.
Also, in my projects for buisness half of the times i can do it with excel macros, easy, fast and they can still work with the loved excel that all know how to use.
>>712080261
go for C#.
it's not as low level as C++ but it's far more refined..
The bullshit code I see with C++, retarded method syntax... in C# it's just so much more pure and user friendly. + garbagge collector takes care of memory usage for you so 1 thing less to worry about
>>712080358
You're going for a Java-thing or something?
>>712079887
at least i have a nose
>>712079880
Well on circuit level you have this representation which forms an algebra. But on the logical level it is just the binary representation of Numbers, and Machine language is defined on the logical level
>>712080085
Machine language is defined on Numbers, the technical implementation is completely irrelevant. If i would build a computer using 3 discrete signals i could also use the machine language already defined, but the technical implementation would be different.
This is theoretical computer science in the first semester
>>712080521
This is interesting, huh, ok
>>712080590
Somehow you're starting to make sense
>>712080521
>garbage collector
the best way to make your language garbage
Go with COBOL or Fortran, you'd be one of a kind
>>712073830
Matlab
Assembly
Visual
Maybe Bash if you want ebin games on your iphone
>>712080503
Nah, it's just somebody trying to sound cool and edgy.
>>712080560
No. The C family of languages is filled with legacy bullshit and stupid design decisions, and the entire C++ style of OOP is awful, though other versions are fine. Personally I do functional programming, but I'm okay with less awful imperative languages.
>>712079518
Can i touch you
>>712080590
no shit faggot goddamn..you're the type of prick to correct base 6 to hexal
>>712080590
Since C++11 it implements reference counted pointer, so the GC argument is not really good
>>712080590
All languages are an abstraction from the fundamental hardware layer, that uses organised sets of data represented by electrical signals, using varying voltages, or currents, or both. Machine language is a representation of the lowest level. We usually represent this language by a set of mnemonics for operations that can be performed, and the data that the operations work on.
perl5
>>712081032
why should i correct this, base 6 and hexal is the same, but what i was responding to was just wrong
>>712081257
yay thank you
Assembly
>>712080659
Example in C#.. one coming in c++ soon
>>712081257
Lol. I think we all pretty much get that.
WHY ARENT YOU LEARNING BINARY YOU FUCKING NORMIES REEEE GTFO MY /B/
Yeah but one time she actually vomited all over my cock and balls.
>>712081800
Oops, sorry wrong thread
>>712073830
Prolog
>>712081545
>uppercase b
Actually hang yourself
>>712081257
yeah but the point is that every language is defined without a technical specification, so any statement about a language can only be made on the foundation of the definition of the language and not the (most common) implementation that is currently available. Statements about the implementation have to be separated from the language in order to have a well defined Computing model
>>712081357
machine language on one of the lowest level is consists of 1s and 0s. 1s and 0s are the only characters/symbols used in this case 2 number system. I never doubted that and everything i said is true. You are literally "correcting" me by saying ones and zeros are not in machine code, they're strings of numbers.
reflect on how much of a retard you sound Iike.
>>712081411
What the fuck is this object? Is that 38 lines of code of boilerplate to square and print a number?
>>712081864
he obviously posted that using ProDOS
>>712073830
perl
>>712081938
Jesus Christ autocorrect
>>712073830
Rust
Everyone in this thread is a fucking casual. Punch card programmers represent.
>>712082003
ORG $300
L1 LDA $C054
LDA $C000
SBC #$A0
JSR $FCA8
LDA $C030
LDA $C055
LDA $C0EB
LDA $C0EA
JMP L1
Javascript master race, mother fuckers!
>>712082140
>not using C-x M-c M-butterfly
Just fucking kill yourself.
>>712073830
Pascal. Knut is a god.
>>712073830
i like haskell, and i work mainly in java. javascript sucks
>>712073947
C++ is for gamerfags who pretend they have career ambition
>>712073950
HTML is for children
>>712074003
Fortran... pays pretty well actually but your only work at banks and insurance companies
>>712074087
PHP is for facebookfag wannabees
>>712074137
java is for programmers who have given up on finding better jobs
>>712074167
are you 50?
>>712074266
CSS is for macfag coffeeshop "programmers"
>>712074565
Ruby is for 35 year olds who think you can start a programmer career past the age of 25
>>712074626
valid opinion.
>>712074868
python is for science fags who can't be assed to learn matlab
>>712075143
bash is like virginity, everybody's been there but try to get rid of it before you become a grown up
>>712075317
Haskell is great for the 50 people who haskell jobs
>>712076023
C# is strictly for M$ fuccbois
>>712076691
are you german?
>>712077561
google thanks you, you've satisfied your shilling quotient for the day, your family has been released
>>712077954
lisp isn't a language, its a form of autism
>>712078039
plain C is great if your team size is less than 2
>>712078771
assembly is perfect for programming on things with no screen on them.
>>712078918
clojure is for hippies and women
>>712080826
cobol is god-tier at keeping you employed and on suicide-watch
>>712080833
matlab is for scientists who can't be assed to google "good programming languages for scientists"
>>712081327
perl... hi moot please buy the site back
>>712081847
prolog is 100% meh
>>712082110
Rust? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>712082140
punch card "programming" was clerical work.
>>712082383
Do you make Minecraft mods?
>>712073830
>Whats the best programming language?
RPGLE for the OS/400.
>>712081938
If you really want to get down to the lowest level, design a pcb to do something using only 74 series logic.
>>712082192
you are a 0.98 MHz faggot.
org 25600
start: ld hl, 34000
ld de, 1777
add hl, de
ld c, (hl)
inc hl
ld b, (hl)
dec hl
add hl, bc
jnz start
ret
i lyke scratch and visual basic because they r colorful
>>712073830
>not using multiple languages in your repo, picking the most appropriate one for each subsytem
fucking pajeets, all of you.
>>712081841
NO. It actually kind of fits here.
sure
>>712081960
>Is that 38 lines of code of boilerplate to square and print a number?
Yes. Retarded example but it's just for the demonstration purposes.
Real usage could be far more complex.
Eg. I've made an invoice manager that has Currency and Amount and I can add a property ShowAmount that's read only with set method for it to be
return String.Format(Amount + " " + Currency);
This way in my main code I just type Obj.ShowAmount instead of formating the 2 fields manually. This too is a simple example, but it's useful af and that stuff just isn't here in c++
>>712081411
Here's the same example in c++
>>712082431
>actually taking this seriously
Visual Basic
>>712082472
nope i dont work on games. are you thinking of minecraft only because i program in java? a lot of enterprise stuff is written in java actually. its a language which does the job, though there are some things i'm not happy with. overall, still okay. i like the functionalish stuff they added in java 8 but i often miss all those things haskell offers
>>712082431
are you taking the bait ironically
fn main() {
println!("Faggots. Faggots everywhere.")
}
>>712081938
see >>712081910
and paragraph 3 of >>712080590
As i mentioned the implementation is completely irrelevant if you are describing a language.
Everything else is just not well defined bullshit with no power of expressing anything about that language.
In fact because those language we are talking about are Turing complete, we can create a Turing machine which accepts and runs this language, without to care about any technical implementation, than we could use the Turing machine to describe the behavior of the programs without any need of any technical implementation.
If you are talking about languages you are always at the theoretical level, and never on a technical.
>>712073830
PHP, JavaScript, HTML5, CSS3,MySQL
>>712082520
suck my dick, mr "I need 4MHz to run programs at the same speed as a 650x/680x at 1MHz" Z80 fanboy. (Or is that actually vanilla 8080? It's been a long time.)
>>712082905
yah but you're still a dick calling out a perfectly fine statement bullshit thinking youre better than everyone
Everyone in this thread is a fucking casual. Using punch cards is the only true way to program.
>>712083162
Yeah you already said that.
>>712083162
oh boy that hasn't been said 3 times already..
Mindfuck
>>712082431
Scala
>>712082998
>Me can makes a website.
>Me is a programmer.
Please kill yourself immediately.
Sims for the iPod 2nd gen iOS 4
>>712073830
Im programming in ITIL v3, just to control you
>>712082998
>PHP, JavaScript, HTML5, CSS3,MySQL
How is MySQL a programming alnguage?
>>712083108
if you are working in theoretical computer science like language research, such a statement would completely disqualify you. Not a single scientists would take you serious after such a dumb mistake.
>>712083316
how does it feel to lose to Clojure?
>>712083486
yeah yeah you want to show off shut the fuck up and get of 4chan then
>>712082746
I'm pointing it out because you still are reacting exactly how I'd expect that role too. Haskell because it looks cool and is kinda edgy, Java because you learned it to mod Minecraft, and you're insulting Javascript for no reason to act like you have real opinions. Now that you make that claim about Java 8, I know I am correct.
>>712083316
i've often thought about scala but dont have much time to try it out currently. where does it place itself given java and haskell? the last time i checked it out, it seemed strange to work with monads and similar things in scala
>>712083219
>>712083262
this fucking site give me a "post is kill" message after posting the first one so i just autistically posted it again 10 minutes later holy shit I'm so embarrassed right now plz don't tell anyone
>>712083331
kek.
>>712083642
Oh.
TrumpScript
VHDL
>>712083642
alright
Fortran
>>712082431
Loser, go back to monitoring the servers of the company, and send me the excel
>>712083710
You must be writing malware.
>>712083755
**.xlsx
>>712083316
>Scala
"hey guys lets make a half-assed haskell and put it on the JVM! WE CAN'T LOSE!"
>>712083486
Jesus dude, get your head out of your ass
>>712083812
>>712083755
kek.
also triops
>>712083711
Yeah I am a fan of PGAs. Wish I had a change to use them for more stuff. Too expense for most of the cheap ass projects I get stuck with.
Python.
Css is my fave use it to code everything beats Java, Python the lot.
>>712079273
Hands down the bet programming language ever.
Then you can modify your BIOS and learn all about the retarded design decisions Intel and Microsoft made to that fucked everyone else over.
>>712083995
Lol.
>>712083995
someone actually sat down at a computer
typed this out
filled out the captcha
and hit post
>>712073830
>full time SQL developer
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>712084015
The BET language is mainly used for setting up syncronized server. No on in their right mind would use it for anything else.
>>712084152
he used css to automate this doh
>>712083812
It's 0k bob, but why do you use two fucking * ? I also prefer the 2003 excel version, so do it again...
>>712084214
lol bet
>>712084214
>retard can't spell synchronized
>>712084015
>best programming language ever
"I don't know what everyone is talking about but i want to fit in"
>>712083002
You had three ridicolous 8-bit registers.
We had 22 8-bit registers plus a whole set of 16-bit operations and indexing.
This is why your penis has always been tiny and flaccid.
>>712084265
**.xls
shut the fuck up, get me coffee.
>>712083711
that guy got sued by Jews
>>712079880
NAND Logic beats AOI everyday. And fuck your Boolean shit, K-mapping ftw.
>>712083932
So you work as a hardware developer? Tell me more
Anyone heard of AVR???
>>712083602
well you are quite wrong on your assumptions and learned haskell in university to get a grasp of other programming paradigms too which can be really useful depending on the kind of problem you wanna solve.
learned java in school and because of my job, and furthermore i fail to see why making claims about java 8 should be anything bad. though one can argue about the way the implemented the whole lambda thing, its still a very nice addition to the language and makes a lot of basic things easier to solve. never had much to do with game modding btw.
and for javascript, well its getting better nowadays i dont deny that, because its too important to get rid of it so they try to improve it and make it somewhat usable. its dynamic type system is nice for frontend work, but i don't really like node and similar things for larger projects where i prefer some static typing. furthermore the whole thing with having nulls, but then another null-like thing undefined just can cause too much problems on the backend, hell i've seen far too many null pointers in java too because its just too easy to make such small mistake (we cant assume that everyone is a super programmer and mistakes happen so its better to have the language offer some "safety".) well those are my biggest issues with javascript, its okay for frontend work but for backend stuff i prefer other languages.
>>712084473
Yeah.
>>712082526
>scratch
What are you? A high school kid in intro to computer or something?
>>712084674
>actually falling for bait that awful
Was gonna keep this secret to my grave, but thought I would share. You can make hacking programs with css.
what do you lads think of matlab?
ruby, faggots
pic related: it was hard to take this picture lel
>>712084558
Sure. I work with AVR uC every day. What you wanna know?
>>712078771
this nigger gets it
>>712084868
I go for free software and use octave and scilab instead of matlab
>>712084578
please stop being a joke, you're just regurgitating arguments you heard somewhere
>>712084877
are you a girl? then you know the drill
ES6, because nodejs is the best thing that is happened to the Internet.
>>712084931
thanks anon.
>>712084877
oh my!! Antioxidant Infusions instead of a Coors beer.
And a gay Macbook instead of an HP x360 monster.
And PHP instead of Ruby.
>>712084973
uh no I'm not.
>>712084877
bais is swedish for poop.
>>712084956
well i formed my arguments because of experience. Where are your arguments against mine?
>>712084882
Nothing man just wondering if there is anyone who knows it. I worked with it during my first year of uni making lights flash.
>>712085148
then you better cut your nails otherwise your hands look female
>>712085145
it's ruby faggot, your just mad cause you can't afford what I have
>>712085240
I'm bi
>>712084433
Bob, the coffee machine is broken, I told you the last week to fix that, also we have to talk about that behaviour, you can't shut up your superiors because you didn't got the raise, I told you not to browse 4chan but you never listen
>>712085291
Nobody cares. This is about programming
>>712085388
fuck off that's fucking rude
>>712085166
Experience with blog posts?
>>712085454
nope, i dont read much blogs nor i write one myself
>>712085342
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SKANKY ASS WIFE MELINDA. SHE SUCKED ME OFF IN THE BATHROOM!! ALSO, I QUIT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!
>>712085435
I'm not the samefag.
And actually that was very polite
>>712085555
>>712085555
Nice quads. I guess I was wrong...
>>712084877
Why would you use a picture posted yesterday as bait? Plus you have the fucking unix timestamp. 0/10 fuck off
>>712085632
it's very hard with all this hatred towards sexual minorities in the programming industry and I dont need you to make.fin of me and make my life harder bitch
>>712085683
I have no idea what youre talking about. it's a MacBook not a unix dumbass
>>712085846
just quit acting like a fag and people won't care if you actually are one
>>712085846
Hatred?
Triggered much?
God, it's snowing already. All these snowflakes
>>712085981
don't tell me how to act. fucking prejudice
>>712084877
I love the complexity of the name of the concatenate_strings function.
Very expert Ruby programming, indeed.
I'm quite horny because of that filename, crazy_strings.rb --- that's really edgy.
>>712086076
are you judging my kode??? I can kode way better rubby scripts than u
>>712086069
Snowflake
Very special
>>712086050
uhhh I don't know what you mean but it's not showing here in California
>>712086069
that guys quite right i think. if you shove your sexual orientation up in everyones face, then you shouldnt wonder why people are annoyed
>>712073830
In order:
Assembly (x86,x64, ARM)
C
C++ (better be with meta programming type-traits to fully exploit the type system or else you could just fuck off back to Java)
Fortran
Anything else is beyond redemption and doesn't deserve to get called programming.
>>712086220
not Snowing in California but thanks for calling me special:) there's not a lot of nice people like you in the koding industry:)
>>712085964
Are you being retarded on purpose?
>>712086076
know whats even worse?
Its a class. Somebody gave her that file and showed her to play around with cd. This is her introduction to "programming"
>>712086427
fuck off with your hate
we need more #love on this sight
>>712073830
There isn't a best all around.
It all depends on the task you want to accomplish.
If you want to write a shell, learn C.
If you want a flexible scripting language that's useful and can be implemented quickly for file processing, Perl is the way to go. Though I warn you, it's a fucking mess.
Java is pretty common, so it's good to know if you want to get a job.
PHP, Javascript, HTML, and CSS are must haves if you want to write a good website.
Lisp... I'll grudgingly say that it has the least side effects in implementing functions, so it's easy to prove your code works, and macros make it flexible as hell. But other than that... some languages just shouldn't survive. Oh, and if you wanted to know what to use it for, most AI researchers are using some flavor of lisp, most likely clisp.
VBS is good if you're a power user or administrator on a Windows machine.
Bash is light weight and good for simple procedures on the command line.
Python is pretty good at most things, but I'd usually pick a language that's more tailored to whatever I want to do. Also, it's interpreted, so it's kind of slow.
>>712086537
I'm A FUCKING BI MALE OMFG!!
>>712086252
I used to live in California.
Now I don't.
(Addiction TV ad for rehab)
Special snowflake:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3Dspecial%20snowflake%26amp%3Dtrue
>>712073830
Sorry guys OP is temporarily gone do to intense stupidity + people disagreeing with him he will be out of his safe space shortly
>>712086626
that's very mean. do you think we can kode some ruby tools to hack that site?
You should know how to use every programming language. Full-stack engineers are where it's at.
Currently I'm proficient with: LAMP, .NET, and MEAN stacks.
What jobs do you people work that you strictly use 1 or 2 languages?
>>712085846
Lol
Yeah, working for all the flaming liberals in San fucking Francisco must be AWFUL.
Get over yourself you whiny bitch. Damn.
This is why we got Trump.
>>712085564
0k Bob, but plese don't forget to send the report mail before you leave, and thank you for taking care of that land whale, and I also have to confess, I'm dating your dauhgter, can't belive such bimbo girl love to be fucked after school, no regrets bob, we will be fine
>>712086714
No. They're fortified
>>712086761
uhhh Hillary is gonna arrest trump
Brainfuck
>>712086810
what's that mean.
>>712086743
Backend for AAA game engines. Assembly and C++ is sort of the only thing that you need unless you are doing a service layer.
>>712086783
I don't have a daughter..
I once had the Turbo Prolog diskette.
A friend gave me and told: "this is the programming language of the future!"
Some 30 years later I did not yet try it.
>>712086761
Preach
>>712083307
It's called Brainfuck autismo
>>712084877
Flabbergasting photo.
I just cannot believe a Real Woman is doing actual Ruby programming.
>>712087087
I'm a bi male GODDAMMNNIT you stupid prick!!!
>>712087178
special snowflakes detected
>>712083331
>so new at programming that he thinks web design languages don't count as programming
>>712087219
shut up prejy prick
Visual basic
G code
>>712085846
PLEASE.
The only hatred that exists in the programming industry is the one you create towards yourself by complaining and bitching about every single little detail that doesn't fit with your minimal narrow world view instead of actually trying to fit in.
And instead of actually getting skills you use the mainstream media to get applied to jobs
through the allocation of quotas and then complain about the enviroment being sexists when you, in reality have no place there with your insufficent knowledge.
>>712087178
And I'm straight, you fucking prick!!
See? Nobody cares
>>712087382
you have no idea what your talking about I bet you voted for trump
GW-BASIC.
BASCOM.
BASRUN.EXE 31744 BYTES
>>712085846
the only "minorities" - except penile ones - are mental ones.
I only care if your code is good and in line with the project guidelines.
But you fagits invented the "Code of Conduct" to make your gay code accepted mainstream.
>TL,dr: if a project shows a "Code of Conduct", it means it has been mobbed by LGBTQ faggots
>>712087464
I'm not American you retard, crawl back into your dark humid underpass together with the rest of your progressive suicidal communist leftist friends.
>>712086955
Yes bob you have one, remember when your ex Shopia left you in college, well... she was pregnant
LOGO
/thread
Ada and Modula-2
>>712087711
shut up
>>712087711
OP here. ITT we went from programming to fighting in a dumb argument about queers.
Thats my /b/
>>712087754
oh yeah well the only sexual time ive had is when I sucked ur wife
>>712073830
And just putting it out there, anything that doesn't directly manipulate memory or do system calls isn't programming. It's scripting.
>>712087711
that code of conduct is a real unnecessary piece of shit though, i know of some projects that just put them in to avoid getting harrassed by special snowflakes
>>712087915
How do you suck a wife?
I just got here WTF is going on
>>712088017
shit
>>712088086
these dushbags are being prejudice and making fun of my kode
>>712088086
>I just got here WTF is going on
Spreading love and personal opinions. Also fuck Java, C# and OOP
>>712088140
Ah. That will happen from time to time.
>>712088086
Some bi dude splooged his snowflakes all over the place and now its as gay as a 3 dollar bill
>>712088199
so your going to stand there and let it happen? ur just as worse as the others pigs are
>>712088017
>How do you suck a wife.
>Not knowing that a womans genitalia has clitoris and labia.
>>712085683
the picture posted yesterday was also bait you mongoloid. It's from a cancer female blogger
>>712082431
>>712088347
shh I'm hunting fwaggots.
the Rust programming language!
>>712088274
Not much anyone can do at this point unfortunately. It is off the rails. Seen it many-a-time.
>>712088615
Homophobic pig fuck u
>>712088681
Snow
>>712087824
>be at preschool
>another student named ada
>talk to mom
>ah for ada lovelace pretty cool name
>ada who?
>ada lovelace the programmer?
>who?
>facepalm.gif
It's important that we address an issue here.
Fuck the leftist inequality glass-ceiling-whatnot bullshit propaganda.
Seriously.
I have literally heard the phrase
>Sexist code
From a male sjw programmer arguing about how backend code can be sexist because, essentially it's hard to understand pointers and assembly and it's privilege to know it and exclusive to use it.
Keep your social justice bullshit out of the programming industry and learn to code like a normal person or fuck off and die in a corner all alone because nobody around you really loves you, they just love listening to their own indoctrinated opinions through you.
>>712088890
shut up you're prejudice propaganda pig
>>712089000
Leftists have a lot of hate don't they?
>>712089000
lol the level of baited anons in here is over 9000
>>712089044
not a leftist I'm a sovereign governed citisen
