YRYL (You Rage You Lose) I'll start...
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YRYL (You Rage You Lose)
I'll start...
>not disabling the combination in control panel
you should get a mac, OP. you clearly don't know how to use a real computer.
>[voice comms] DEFÜSE, DEFÜSE, blyat
know what makes me rage? entertainment like this
>youtuber
bullshit. its like everything that is wrong with TV just maxxed out to a whole new level.
>>712054982
>merican education
>>712054472
This is the kind of women that vote for Hillary.
>>712054472
Damn.
>>712055156
if you want to discuss politics here, discuss idealogy or actionable proposals.
if you want to discuss strawmans & celebrities, go to pol.
>that clinton bitch got fucked, its over. can we stop /pol/baiting on /b/ now?
>>712055156
>>712055141
Stay our of school, get educated instead.
>>712055069
> I tell you what.
>heterosapiens
omg i cant stop laughing
>>712055744
Typical southern Republican mother.
>>712054531
Holy fuck, I'm a little mad
>>712054982
You don't have to go past single digits though? Anything with an even number in the last digit is even.
>>712054982
what if I enter 102
>>712055663
i had this ONE teacher, ex-USSR, he carried around a notebook with some russian written on top. google translate says "to learn from the soviet people means to learn victory".
he was SO much different from schools in most western countries.
he made sure we understood what he was saying
he actually prepared his classes and could answer almost any question, regardless how unrelated it appeared.
he cared about teaching us ethics instead of rules.
when people were struggling he was spending his time after class to make sure they dont fall behind.
and the most important bit: when someone disagreed, he totally went back to the start and acted like he wasnt 100% always right (he was) - allowing the student to understand his mistake at his own pace, or interrupting the class to go to the library to find a better source for his claim.
man, i am telling you school doesnt need to be shitty. just teachers got to be highly educated to educate pupils.
>>712055992
note that this is '09 - in the meantime, there is actually not just a minority using this differen definition of racism where "power" is relevant instead of only discrimination.
>>712056265
>>712056467
>>712056211
According to that program 102 is odd
>>712053852
>when people are too retarded to turn this off
Almost rageworthy
>>712056559
gf keeps asking me why I don't want kids, I should show her this.
If I had a kid and they said this to me, I would rip their chest cavity open and rip out their organs.
I don't quite have the temperament to deal with assholes our society makes, certainly not ones I'm paying for.
>>712054335
>you clearly don't know how to use a real computer.
And you don't know either, otherwise you wouldn't be using Wind OS.
>>712057432
Make em earn it themselves. They'll also be really careful with it then.
>>712054982
B- but modulus!
>>712057550
>Wind OS
is that supposed to be mockery?
>>712054982
lost
>>712057814
Nah. Actual mockery would be:
Windows user: dumb, illiterate, "how do i fix computah halp me!!1" annoying faggot who always begs for help when he gets a "virus" (be it an actual virus, a system bug or whatever - it doesn't matter, everything is "virus") and who's forced due to a dragon dildo in his ass to obey any order Microsoft issues.
OS X user: replace "Microsoft" with "Apple" and add a second dragon dildo.
>>712058360
she just needs to die
>>712058394
are you 12 years old, or something?
>>712058746
Great argument. Well memed, my friend :^)
>>712054982
I'm currently learning Java.
How do you make something like this infinite? Like going way past 100? Is it just
if ends in 0/2/4/6/8 = even?
if ends in 1/3/5/7/9 = odd?
But what about decimals? How do I make this work with decimals to an infinite extent?
>>712059050
How about
"check number for integer
if number is not integer -> exit program"
>>712059050
Not sure if trolling, but "evens" and "odds" only apply to natural numbers.
So just send a "fuck you user, invalid input" when you detect anything BUT natural numbers.
>>712058360
If I believed this to not be a hosx, I would rage. But it is so far out, that no zane person wouldn't change her mind if she had a son.
>>712059184
I thought something like 1.6 would be even since it's perfectly divisible by 2? Then again it's been a while since I brushed up on basic math stuff.
I guess the ending number is all that determines if only natural numbers are odd or even.
I have to admit, that picture is pretty insulting. I learn Java on my own time as a hobby. Is that really enough to get you a degree these days?
>>712058087
That just makes me want to rape steal a bomb and rape it infront of her
>>712054531
fuck that.
>>712059050
I'm not sure if this is bait or I'm misunderstanding the question, but just do the number modulo 2 and check if it's 0. 0 = evens, 1 = odds.
>>712059340
>I thought something like 1.6 would be even since it's perfectly divisible by 2?
Following this reasoning, all numbers are even, since all of them are "perfectly divisible by 2" (3/2 = 3.0/2 = 1.5)
>>712054771
I don't have a problem with YouTubers like pewdiepie, they found a way to entertain an audience who enjoy the content they produce. I do hate the faggots who comment like that tho, as if pewdiepie is somehow original or the first person to make let's plays.
>>712059456
That gif is fucking amazing.
>>712058087
elsa needs a beatdown
>>712054472
I miss the old time womyns, they were kind of gentle on us compared to the new sjws
>>712059561
Not really, as 1.73 would add decimals making it not perfectly divided.
But I'm wrong anyway so it's a moot point. Only integers are even/odd.
>>712059537
I don't understand. Wouldn't it ending in an even number make it even? And ending in odd make it odd? I'm new so not sure what the modulo is.
>>712057778
>modulus
you fucking get it.
>going to school now little faggots.
modulus performs division returning only the remainder as a whole number.
>tl;dr
if n % 2 > 0 then odd else even.
>>712055614
>>712054472
All this does is justify my hatred of women
>>712054472
Would be 10/10 rage if she hadn't clearly friend-zoned him from the start. If he knew he wasn't going to get laid, but stuck with it anyway hoping it would change, then he deserves what he got.
>>712054531
This isn't a cringe thread faggot
>>712057432
Kids are a product of their upbringing. I have three kids and they all know I'd tell them to get to fuck if they asked me for a £500 phone.
These kids are all great examples of what happens when you spoil your kids and fail to teach them the value of money.
>>712059340
dude...
Check up definitions.
>>712054778
Funnier than the whole YLYL thread going on.
>>712053852
>shift+click No
>>712060090
this.
>>712060294
But funny banana is hilarious
>>712054472
THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY FAKE
IT MAKES ME REALLY SAD THAT SO MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT. HOW ARE YOU ALL SO GULLIBLE?
>>712061006
>>712061400
>what is Poe's Law
You should be thankful that you've never had to meet these kinds of women.
>>712059727
Yes, if it ends in a even number it is even.
How do you code so that the program sees the last digit in the number? The easiest way is to used modulo (%) which takes the remainder of a division.
3%2 = the rest of 3/2 which is 1
or 74%2 = 0 since you get no rest if you divide 74 by 2
>>712055069
I'd love to know who this person voted for. So if it was Trump, which It probably was, most of the dumb shits on this website hav something in common with her. Hope you feel alright that most Trump voters are uneducated dirtbags.
>>712056265
They don't want teachers like this in schools.
Teachers are just supposed to teach boys that they are worse than girls (or have add) and pass on the democratic indoctrination
>>712059050
least significant bit "1" - odd
"0" - even
>>712055653
nobody knows racism like a black woman, that is for sure
>>712061431
WAHHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHUHUHUHU
>>712061994
this is why American education sucks
>>712054472
No way that's real
>>712061941
of course if you were to find out she voted hillary you would probably be fine with that because sisterhood.
tits or gtfo
>>712055141
>>712058581
>earring
>ponytail
Like pottery
>>712061685
NO, THIS IS FAKE. DON'T DO THAT STUPID
>Don't underestimate their stupidity
THAT IS OBVIOUS FUCKING BAIT YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING NEWFAG NORMIE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712059050
If (number % 2 == 0)
Number is even
Else
Odd
>>712059050
in python:
def isEven(x):
if x%2==0: return True
else: return False
>>712056066
>someone missed the point
>>712055614
This is kinda like that Brock Turner case. I heard about it for like a year and how horrific the scene was and that he deserved to be put in the gas chamber, etc. Then when I actually read the shit myself, you come to find out that he didn't even put the tip in. Didn't even have his dick out. He fingered her. God I hate women.
>>712060090
>value of money
wow, great ethics and principles you have there my goy! I've never understood the whole "work is freedom" and "value your money" mindset, its such jewish manipulation. Money is a necessity but not something to be proud of, same with work.
The only thing to be proud of is power, and sadly those spoiled idiots are more likely to get that than the fags here getting all butthurt because they feel proud of how much they (((value money))).
>>712059050
(x%2==0) ? true : false;
>>712059340
if you think 1.6 is even then learning Java in your own time as a hobby is probably not going to result in too many offers after an interview.
on the other hand, if you are trolling this board to get people to rage you have probably won this thread, well done sir
>>712059270
>sane person
Yeah you are right, but these people aren't exactly all there now are they?
>>712053852
*insert overused Harambe joke here*
>>712055069
can't see the ragin' part, i just kekt hard
>>712055069
>I tell you hhhwhat
>>712063182
Fucking what
>>712058581
>>712055141
>>712053852
Lost >:(
>>712064424
>>712054982
There are easier ways to do ir is it? which lenguage is that?
>>712064424
Lol smart ass kid, dumb ass teacher.
>>712060090
>get to fuck
>I wan't an iPhone dad
>well then you know what I want, let's get to fuck
>but I no want fuck, it hurt
>YOU NEED TO GET TO FUCK TO UNDERSTAND MONEY
>>712064487
Holy shit I lost
this shit
>>712064365
>Dutch_schools.jpg
We're like Sweden but smaller. There is a government agency in Holland entirely dedicated to covering up the crimes of rapefugees. They get millions of tax money.
>>712064694
I didn't name the pic mang but thanks for the info
>>712058581
fucking Sweden, can't stop being cucks for sandniggers
>>712058642
stahp
>thefinalboss.avi
>>712064365
Did they just fucking not cover their bricks?
>>712064880
still not a cringe thread
>>712064880
and i lost
man, sometimes i think this world has to burn,
a cleansing fire to clean out the bullshit and weak
>>712062953
>def isEven(x):
>if x%2==0: return True
>else: return False
How about
def isEven(x):
return not x%2
I'm >The guy she told you not to worry about
>>712063182
> the only thing to be proud of is power
>>712065066
Huh? First off no one is contributing to the thread so I'm just tapping random pics out of my beta/rage folder on my phone, and second if that doesn't make you mad, I question your judgment.
>>712064694
>>712053852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>712064630
"Get to fuck" is just another way of saying fuck off.
>>712055614
unpopular opinion: this is the best way to handle it.
if the punishment for telling the truth is severe, no one will tell the truth. she would have doubled down and he would have gone to prison for something he didn't do.
it's why they say don't shoot the messenger. if you do you won't get honest messages anymore.
>>712065479
not rage, i love Geert
>>712058087
oh the irony
>>712066125
nee natuurlijk niet, hoeveel actieve hersencellen heb jij überhaupt. we moeten samen met geert zorgen dat nederland weer groots word
>>712064424
when the kid is smarter than the teacher
>>712066554
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712059050
if ( x % 2 == 0 )
>>712066554
Omg why does this pic enrage me so
>>712065080
Full force exterminatus
>>712066450
ach, blondie met zijn achterlijke peroxidekop.
>>712066450
>>712059456
full video?
>>712059050
>>712056066
If number is dividable by 2 without leftover its even(username%2==0)
>>712059628
I hate TechRax and Gizmo slip
You know, the fat fucks who drop Iphones and stuff for " science "
In one video some faggot pours lava on one...
How about when shit like this that gets tonnes of fans for no fucking reason other than people are utter retards?
Here we go boys
>>712059050
if (evens==true) {
this.fap()
}
if (odds==true){
this.nap()
}
>>712067260
no idea
So this is a basically a women and sandnigger hate thread, I really need this thread thanks dudes.
>>712064424
I guarantee a fucking woman graded this.
>>712056162
http://www.over-educated.com/are-men-still-hunting/
>>712059050
if 8===3~~
https://www.good.is/articles/adult-swim-misogyny
>>712054531
EVER BEEN TO AFRICA BITCH?!!
shit I lost
1
2
3 4
>>712057432
Anon you wont have kids, you need a partner and sex to have kids.
>>712067908
No. No, stop. This cant be real.
>>712068024
kek
>>712064487
No "Marie" in the world as held a fucking saw. What is this feminist bull shit.
>>712064487
fuck
>>712064487
what should make me rage?
>>712064487
>it took Marie 10 minutes to saw a board in two pieces
>ten minutes
>>712070878
how many cuts do you make to cut a board into two pieces?
>>712066554
Lost hard
>>712070967
She was cutting it lengthwise.
>>712070878
The teacher thinks that 10 minutes for 2 pieces means that each piece took 5 minutes.
She's basically saying that it took Marie 5 minutes to cut the board into one piece.
>>712071254
keked
>>712071254
Now it makes more sense of course
>>712070878
good job anon, you almost made me rage.
please be trolling
>>712071586
kek
>>712068425
>>712056162
the fuck is this
>>712057550
Oh, here's Mr. "Big Shot", You think you're cool because you don't use Windows. Well want to hear about what I use?
I'll have you know every program I use, from my os, to the drivers, to my internet browser, i program myself by typing 1s and 0s in my text editor (that I made) then just saving the file as .exe.
And the computer I have? Yeah I built that myself too. I don't mean I bought some shit off new egg and threw it together like you did, I made every component personally. I hand made my motherboard using spare coathangers as wireing, and welded them together (soldering is too mainstream.) I handmade all the resistors, capacitors, everything.
I don't even have a hard drive, i just personally memorize all the numbers of my data, and manually input them as numbers into my computer whenever I want to access it. The keyboard I use is actually just 2 buttons, for binary. I don't need the crutch of having more than 2 unique characters for input.
So think about that next time you feel special.
>>712064487
Kid is right, no?
>>712055653
Fucking niggers
>>712066554
wow...
