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OP PREPARING VIDEO OF ME RELASING GECKO WHILE SIGING JURASSIC

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OP

PREPARING VIDEO OF ME RELASING GECKO WHILE SIGING JURASSIC PARK THEME.


I'LL TAKE ME 15 MINUTES MAX
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Bumping with useless shit
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Hello
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Trips guy here. I am proud. This will be beautiful, OP.
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God speed mr. gecko
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i wasn't in the other thread but i recognize that gecko, grats on not being a faggot op
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If quads cum in his mouth first
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>>712035510
Roll
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i'm pretty sure that lizard will have some amazing smelly stories to tell to his gecko buddies after realease
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>>712035510
Roll
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>>712035510
Rollin
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>>712035525
NO YOU CUM IN YOUR OWN
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>>712035510
roll
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>>712035510
roll
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>>712035361
AN OP WHO DELIVERS ON HIS WORD.
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>>712035551
DO IT
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>>712035361
>WHILE SIGING JURASSIC PARK THEME
It's an instrumental theme tho
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>>712035554
God damn it
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>>712035554
Fuck
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>>712035550
I did before. It tastes worse than I thought it would.
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>>712035554
So close
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>>712035510
Roll!!!!!!!!!
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>>712035554
sheeit also the OP image looks like foot with the nail missing on the big toe
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https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/yung-nigga

tell me what yall think in the mean time, thanks /b/ just trying to follow my dream and not be stuck behind a desk.
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>>712035554
roll
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>>712035554
Oh fuck. Getting quads would've been the greatest achievement in my life, and for a good cause, too.
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>>712035361
To think I took a break from Overwatch for this bullshit...
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eat it
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So. I wasted trips for a lame greentext in the last thread. This one has to work

Poo on him and then jerk off into his mouth
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ALMOST DONE HERE.
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I really hope the little guy can recover and learn to forget this fateful day ever happened...
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11/17/2016
Epic bread is epic
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>>712035586

>dah daaa, da Daaa, da da daaa da-daa du daaaah
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>>712035798
OP didnt even deliver yet you idiot
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>>712035586
then play the song really loud for us to here PRAISE KEK
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>>712035859
He delivered all last thread to 375 replies, nigger.
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>>712035859

IT'S COMING, I NEED TO EDIT THE VIDEO SO YOU GUYS WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND MY FUCKING HOUSE SINCE IT APPEARS IN THE RECORDING.
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>>712035928
Go on, OP. We're all proud of you.
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>>712035928
we wont I promise
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decapitate it with your teeth
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fuck it
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OP here, my school bus is waiting
Gotta go guys
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DOWNLOADING SOFTWARE, I'LL DO ONE SHIT QUICK EDIT AND UPLOAD. GECKO IS SAFE NOW, MAYBE A BIT SMELLY.
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>>712036122
Fake OP is fake.
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>>712036122
lol
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>>712036122
>casually puts a gheko up his arse before school
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OP HERE. MY INSIDES BURN A BIT. ARE GECKOS TOXIC?
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>>712036153
Probably has PTSD and a few STDs too though.
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>>712035654

That's fucking terrible.

And as to your name, Nero didn't set fire to Rome. He was in Antium at the time. When he got back he started relief efforts and blamed thechristians.
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>>712036276
most are actually
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>>712036276
Unfortunately not afaik
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>>712035510
Roll
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OP here. I really have to go now but I'll be back in 45 minutes. Keep this thread alive and your reward will be great
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>>712036555
Trips. DO ET FAGGIT
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>>712036565
not OP
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>>712036594
The gecko is already gone you fucking idiot
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>>712036594
>>712036691
Also, trips is not enough...
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Get
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IS OP a fag?
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>>712036276
IDK but i sure as fuck would've checked that out before i shoved it in my ass. Sister almost made mustard gas once, came asking for Ammonia. I was just like "What the fuck do you need that for?" Describes process of building mustard gas bomb, had to spend 4 hours proving that shit to her. Anyway what is this thread about again?
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>>712036844
Some faggot shoved a lizard up his ass
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>>712036905
anyone screencap it? apparently the thread 404'd
how will this day be remembered forever?
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ETA on video OP?
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>>712037036
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OP's been ban
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>>712037092
oh god no
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>>712037092
YES
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OP died because the gecko was toxic
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>>712037036
I have a cap of the whole thread. Will post shortly.
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>>712037186
good
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VIDEO IS CURRENTLY BEING EXPORTED, MY EDITIING SUCKS. DO NOT EXPECT GREATNESS.
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>>712037194
Bless you
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>>712037217
On mobile. Pls no webm
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>>712035603
I'd imagine so. Thank God pussies don't taste like that.
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>>712037254
myeah they just taste like sweat and pee
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>>712037254
>look at me guys I eat Hella pussy
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>>712037286
have you ever licked a pussy? doesn't seem so
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>>712037242

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT SHIT WORKS, CURRENTLY UPLOADING TO VIDME.
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>>712037323
More than you apparently you gay faggot
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>>712037323
He means a vagina, not a cat.
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>>712037334
sick
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>>712037364
ohhhh
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OMG SO CUTE XOXOXO
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why not tie to balloon and enlist into the 4chan space program ?
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EXDEEEE
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>>712037418

Because TRIPS were to given for such deal. Plus, stop making request, the GECKO is free.
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>>712037364
>>712037389

Hahahaha I love you b
Never change

Noot noot
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70% UPLOAD.

MY INTERNET CONNECTION IS SHIT.

FILESIZE IS 60MB, CAN SOMEONE MAKE IT INTO A WEBM WHEN IT IS DONE?
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>>712037364
Kek
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>>712037418
Isn't that still technically setting it free?
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>>712037092

ooooooooooooooo
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>>712037544
I can
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>>712037544
YOUR NOT ME FUCK OFF
ONLY 35% INTERNET IS SHIT QUADS DECIDES WHAT I DO TO MY SISTER'S PUPPY
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>>712037627
I'm on mobile tho


CATER TO ME
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>>712037646
Have sexual congress with it
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GUYS, VIDME SAYS VIDEO CANNOT BE PROCESSED.


CAN SOMEONE RECOMMEND VIDEO UPLOADING SITE!??
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>>712035805
That's exactly how it goes
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>>712037708
YouTube
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>>712037646
Tie to balloons and let him free.
GET
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>>712037646
Nice try there, better luck next time.
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>>712037708
Umm... Youtube?
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>>712037646
install camera to watch her pee
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>>712037729
GETttT
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>>712037729
Space program?
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UPLOADING RN 6%
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>>712037748
rerolle
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>>712037729
gettttt
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>>712037708
Lol post it on pr0nhub
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>>712037646
1 like = 1 prayer for the gecko
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>>712037677
Should've bought an android. :(
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>>712037723
>>712037741

FREE WITHOUT ACCOUNT? I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A SECOND ACCOUNT JUST TO UPLOAD THIS SHIT
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>>712037729
rollz
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FREE WITHOUT ACCOUNT?FREE WITHOUT ACCOUNT?FREE WITHOUT ACCOUNT?FREE WITHOUT ACCOUNT?FREE WITHOUT ACCOUNT?FREE WITHOUT ACCOUNT?FREE WITHOUT ACC------
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>>712037729
DO EET
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>>712037781
P O R N H U B
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>>712037729
getttttttty
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>>712037708
Upload it to Mega or dropbox.
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roling 4 quads
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>>712037729
peace out pupper
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>>712037819
NO
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>>712037729
Pups go to space in 3 2 ....
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>>712037771
THIS hahahaha
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>>712037729
Get
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>>712037708
jk you autists are so gullible
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>>712037646
INSTALL CAMER ON PUPPY
WATCH HER PEE AND UNDRESS
TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AT CHRISTMAS TIME AND THEY WILL THINK YOU VERY FUNNY
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>>712037729
get x 3
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>>712037848
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>>712037729
GET EeeEm
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yall niggas who fell for this belong in a ylyl thread
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>>712037866
same
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>>712037813
>>712037771

OK. I WILL UPLOAD TO PORN HUB. IT WILL TAKE A WHILE, MY INTERNET IS SHIT.


THE GUY TALKING ABOUT DOG FUCKKING IS NOT ME.
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>>712037729
THIS
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>>712037729
Roll
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We demand the gecko enlists in the 4chan space program. Trips anon meant set him "free"
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>>712037729
puppers in space
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>>712037909
He already stuck it up his ass you gay homeless clown
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>>712037729
Get EM
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>>712037916
Can you fuck a dog and then post it to pornhub?
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>>712037729
get fgt
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>>712037866
999get
also upload video but faster this tiem
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>>712037916
WILL YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOTTT LIE!!!! I AM FUCKING DOGGY RIGHT NOW
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>>712037729
GET n
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>>712037729
mmmmm
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>>712037729
CANT STOP ROLLING NOW IN 2 DEEP
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>>712037729
OP WE DEMAND THIS
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>>712035554
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If trips space program
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>>712038110
So ducking close
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>>712035554
Rool
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>>712037976
>>712038006

I DO NOT OWN A DOG.
THE GECKO WAS RELEASED 20 MINUTES AGO, STOP MAKING REQUESTS.
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What you looked at fool
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>>712038136
WE DEMAND YOU SEND HIM TO MARS
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>>712037092
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>>712038213
no u
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PORN HUB VIDEO AT 50%!
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>>712038213
I second this. Be the lizard Elon
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>>712038309
What will u name the pornstar??
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>>712038342
>>712038213

GECKO IS GONE. ASSUME IT.
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VIDEO LINK HERE


>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582dbc0d14f67
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>>712038309
Fuck off troll

Video is uploaded boys!
https://youtu.be/Cm2aimHV4Oo
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I AM GETTING BORED. MIGHT CHAINSAW HER PUPPY. WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO NAME THE GECKO IN THE VIDEO. ANY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR THE TITLE?
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>>712038456

>3 SEPTEMBER 2016


Aha...
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>>712038449
MAKE IT PUBLIC FAGGOT
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>>712038449
Still converting, this is gon' be good.
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>>712037092
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>>712038309
>Orientation: gay

wtf OP
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>>712038309
Get on with it.
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>>712038541

I can't change it till it finishes converting, it says I have uploaded zero videos.
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VIDEO IS PRIVATE.
MAKE IT PUBLIC
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>>712038509
Pooper trooper
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>>712038456
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>>712038613
>>712038309
God dammit, now i'm gonna have fag videos in related on PH now.
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I hope this hurries girlfriend is about to leave for work.
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>>712038736
>now

Okay anon
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its converted op, make it public
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>>712038690

>Confirmation
Are you sure you want to change the video's privacy? Privacy changes may take up to 24 hours to take effect.
OK.
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>>712038716
Top fucking kek
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>>712038736
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>>712038727
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>>712038716
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I HAVE DELIVERED TWICE, YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE THE VIDEO OR WHATEVER. BUT IT HAS BEEN DONE.
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>>712038868
EWHY U NOT PUT IT IN YOUTUBE DICKFACE?
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>>712038775
yeh, fuck off m9.
>>712038814
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>>712038868

>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582dbc0d14f67

>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582dbc0d14f67

>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582dbc0d14f67

>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph582dbc0d14f67
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>>712038449
I'm not making an account for that you complete faggot
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>>712035654
Delete this
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Use vimeo

https://vimeo.com/upload
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>>712038966
Video will change to public at some point. Stop bitching so much and go make your own TRIPS DECIDE thread.
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>>712039039
OP DO DIS
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>>712038938
>To view this video you must add this user as friend
Fuck you OP
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>>712039054
HOW SHOULD THIS FAGGOT AN HERO? TRIPS DECIDE
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>>712039039
>>712039063

NO.


I AM LEAVING, GOT WORK TO DO. JUST WAIT TILL THE VIDEO GOES PUBLIC.


IT'S JUST ME RELEASING A GECKO AND WHISTLING THE JURASSIC PARK THEME. NOT A BIG DEAL.
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>>712038938
>friends
>on pornhub
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EVERYONE THAT SENT A FRIEND REQUEST HAS BEEN ACCEPTED.
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>>712039124
You should have done it right. Now your mom wil die in her sleep tonight
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>>712039200

She's already dead nigga. And I was dead to her ever since I reach adulthood and continued being a much of a failure as I was in my teens.

You can't hurt me anymore.
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The only place where 50 ppl will wait an hour to see a gecko be released to the jurrassic park theme on pornhub
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God damnit. Signing up then. I can't miss this.
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>>712039124
yOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SING YOU COLLOSAL DICKFACE.
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Old thread: https://mega.nz/#!1oliFaQR!qqP1g7kAnq35Ky7bLlRdz-vcQhqhTppuevwxPvcnHZA
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>>712039124
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT OP I HATE YOU. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN NKTHING MORE THAN A CUMSTAIN IN THE BACK OF A SHITTY SEDAN BUT INSTEAD THE BEST PART OF YOU ENDED UP SLIDING DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MOMMAS ASS. FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU. I HOPE YOU DIE IN YOUR SLEEP CHOKING ON A FAT FAT COCK YOU COMPLETE WASTE OF SPACE. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT OP. YOU COULDNT POP THE COCK OUT OF YOUR ASS LONG ENOUGH TO DO ONE THING RIGHT!

FUCK.
YOU.
FAGGOT
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>>712039368
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>>712039368
The song doesn't even have lyrics, dumbass
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>>712039415

NOW IT IS TIME FOR ME TO LAUGH AT YOU!
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Friend Request Sent. Waiting for acceptance.
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Can someone make a webm ?
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>>712039700
no
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>>712038727
it's a fucking youtube
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Has anybody even seen it yet? It won't even accept my email to try adding this faggot
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>>712039757
>It's a fucking YouTube
>a fucking YouTube
>a YouTube
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Oh well still been a good morning, got off work, put sperm where it's supposed to go, sperm disposal left for work, OP is a fag, still a good morning.
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>>712039902
what a child
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>>712039985
The sperm went to work?
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Anyone watched the video yet?
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>>712040141
OP made it private because he's gay and likes cocks (and lizards) in his ass.
Source: OP posted it to Pornhub: Gay
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>>712040109
Sperm disposal aka vagina aka woman. Any different way you'd like me to put it?
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>>712040453
Can you dumb it down a shade?
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>>712040453
>>712040520

Second, I don't get it either.
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OP is fucking insane.
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>>712035510
hi
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Someone who saw it, download it and upload it somewhere else
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>>712041166
This, please.

This thread will 404 and most of us haven't watch it....
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>>712041202
Bookmark the fucking link, that's what I did. I'll check back repeatedly until it gets unlocked.
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Bump
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>>712041404
its probably a trol to make you sign up
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>>712041752

He already delivered with the Pooper gecko stuff, why troll now?
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>>712042225
Kek. Because he's a 4chan troll
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>>712041752
>>712042225
>OP delivers
>can't immediately make video public
>has to be approved by pornhub modmins
>pornhub modmin slowly shaking his head at this request
>hesitant to click approve
>hesitant to show to his boss since it's not illegal
>will go home and drink again
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>>712042529

Well....we gave OP the idea to upload to PornHub.
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what happened to gecko
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>>712041420
how the fuck do images like this exist. jesus christ this is the face of a broken shell of a man.
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>>712043139
White people.
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>>712043074

According to OP, it was released safely. We won't really know until the video goes public and we can watch it.
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>>712043236
this is shopped but still lol'd
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>>712043377
Not really.
Her dad looks like Richard Garriot
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Space program?
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>>712043889

So close.
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>>712043889
>>712044019
So close to what? Lizard's been gone, we're only bumping in case someone converts the vid or when it goes public
OP's been gone a long time
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>>712043465
god damn, that's some bad luck.

front bangs like the other kid would fix it somewhat, but even so...
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>>712043465
Do you ever wonder if she knows she looks like that?
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Why do people like OP do crazy shit like this?
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I can't get quads, but I can get dubs
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>>712044576
>front bangs like the other kid
Why not a bra hat like mom?
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>>712044680
just joking, now witness my true dubs
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>>712044612
attention, finding it funny, natural variation causes their brain to have no shame for doing things like this.

Genetic mutations are more common than you think.

this guys is pretty spergfaced but he also got these bendy legs that let him do crazy shit and take the impact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ji3UpOBrXE

interesting stuff be happening when people are born different.
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>>712044744
Got lucky the second time,not impressed
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Someone send this to efukt with a 4chan logo on it.
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