Waifu claiming thread.
Waifu Wardriving Death Race Edition
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>>712014371
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Cirno claimed
>>712023555
Disgusting early bake
>>712023560
shoot... I planned that so well...
Back to networking homework now
still here
>>712023489
Early bake and you ignore that I won.
>2rude
I curse you with non gets for a whole year!
>>712023666
>>712023480
I confirm nor deny nothing.
>>712023635
>>712023663
awwww... curses to you too!
>>712023683
>Not denying it.
>Might as well be confirming it.
>Plus I have all these lewd chat logs
Hehe.
>>712023489
>disgusting early bake
>not a mizore pic after his get
OP is a huge faggot
>>712023635
>>712023572
>>712023818
In my defense, I didn't actually see his GET until after people were complaining, because I was too busy early baking.
>>712023246 tomo
isn't osu a rythm game? but those aren't bad choices
>>712023324 tali
you make money based on sales right? what are you specialized in or whetever, or else you might have trouble looking for a alternate job
>>712023406 makoto
but 20 dollars is alot
makoto is dead last
exactly what it sounds like, only a fag wouldn't choose stealth bear for dnd
thx
SHE CAN BE HOTTER, THEN SHE WON'T BE LAST!!!
Claiming this qt.
>>712023921
You see the problem with that?
Your defense is that you did something stupid so you shouldn't be called stupid for something else.
>OVER RULED
But oh well.
>>712023812
SHUUUUUSH!
>>712023927
>Just spent $35 today on eggnog and windshield wipers
>Can't spend $20 on a pillow
Hikage pls
>Dead last
DELET THIS
>Stealth bear
FUCK OFF BEARRINGTON!
SHE'S THE HOTTEST ALREADY!
>>712023927
yeah im pretty average at all of the games i listed. yeah i have more but this is what sounds good
>>712023921
see>>712024044
>>712023927
i sell home improvement door to door. but that is not the field i am looking to make a career in.
>>712024049
Bluff builds are amazing.
>>712024049
Makoto is last place?
Shame.
If only she was covered in a sticky substance.
Claim
>>712023021 (Tali)
I think so
>>712024345
yaaaay
*hugs*
>tali
>>712024049
>im fucking rich
>i spent money on that
makoto please
NEVER DELETEING, I SAID WHAT I MENAT AND I MEANT WHAT I SAID
>FUCK OFF BEARINGTON
how about a pure rng win
ANASTASIA
see >>712024277
>>712024064
well better choose, aren't you in cali?
>>712024173
what did you study in school if you did anything, or what are you good at like hobbies
>>712024345
Oooo, I just noticed ur post time. 4:44:44
nice GET
Kirara claimed.
USA USA WHITE POWER
>>712024568
*Hugs back*
>>712024574
It's 9:44:44 for me
>>712024653
oh.
well... it's a GET for me, so checked
>>712024571
um I'm good with my hands and did electricianing for 4 years, I studied civil engineering and criminal justice in college but never actually got a degree. i can also write stories as i did that in the navy too. >>712024653
full on make out* no homo
>>712024571
yes i am located in that state
>>712024195
I don't doubt that. The one I have now is like, half bluff as it is!
>>712024277
No she is not, and nothing you people say is going to change my mind, OR make me hotglue!
>>712024571
>Implying Richey Rich
I'm poor as fuk m8
DELTE NAO!
Nope.
MAKOTO!
>>712024608
USA! USA! USA!
>>712023982
Hey there
Feeling any better?
>>712024714
>>712024571
Koume is best tbh.
>>712024705
*Puts in toungue* (No homo)
>>712024972
Forgot pic
>>712024972
suckles on tongue and lowers hand to crotch. contemplates the life choices i have made that lead to this (no homo)
>>712024708
what part of cali
>>712024896
Feeling more positive now~.
How are you, stranger?
>>712024944
Dubs confirm
>>712025106
Good to hear, please take care of yourself
Still tired and sick, probably napping soon
>>712024653
4chans default time it says 444444
>>712024689
not a get for you, you never have GETS :^)
>>712024705
don't electricians get paid good, so why not try that? or you don't like it?
>>712024708
so isn't it like really early/late for you
>>712024714
>i can spend 20 so willy nilly so close to the last friday of november
im in middle middle class too
NEVER, I'LL EVEN SCREENSHOT, PRINT, AND FRAME IT AND SEND A WHOLE DOCUMENTARY ON IT TO YOU
your a boring player
ANASTASIA
alright lets try another series, whos your favorite... touhou?
>>712024944
idiot
>>712025106
what happened?
>>712025114
*dodges stab*
nothing personal
kid
>>712025170
That's not true!!
It's only /mostly/ true...
GET...
>>712025248
... g-get??
>>712025087
near mammoth
>>712025170
it is 2am yes
>>712025263
pls...
>>712025276
w-why..?
>>712025300
yey!!! get!!!
can I do another?!
333 = 9!!!!
>>712025333
>>712025331
fuck....
>>712025166
Thank you for caring, qt.
Aww, poor thing. Go get some rest!
See you tomorrow, probably.
>>712025170
To make me feel better?
>>712025300
Stop wasting numbers, California is in a get drought!
>>712024944
Koume is good, but not best.
>>712025170
>Middle class
>Tfw actually in poverty
I WILL BURN IT! BURN THE LIES!
Double nope.
MAKOTO!
Out of the few that I know? Youmu...
>>712025276
How many "cry.jpg's" do you have?
>>712025087
I don't know what to say (no homo)
>>712025409
U got a porblem?
>>712025170
that was my ultimate plan but i'm still waiting on a social security card
but tbh porn is more fun than actual work. electricianing is just more accepted by the general population.
>>712025365
heyo yuuko feeling better now?
>>712025409
don't say anything just do. (no homo)
>>712025300
Hey! What did I say!
Cuuuursed!
>>712025464
No i don't got a porblem
>>712025478
*Does* (no home)
>>712025491
un-cursed!!!
GET!
>>712025544
Checked tbh
>>712025365
It's what I do
Sorry for being anon with you again wasn't really planning on posting
Goodnight to you qt
well gonna go to sleep soon
>>712025300
>>712025544
congrats, your welcome :)
>>712025271
oh 1 hour behind me
>>712025365
that and what made you upset earlier? i didn't see why or when you left earlier
>>712025370
>im in poverty
>has internet
wut
NEVER, YOUR AN IDIOT
TRIPLE YUP
ANASTASIA
izayoi sakuya mfw shes supposedly normie b8
>>712025478
you don't have SS card? i say electrician is more of a backup, but do the porn if you feel like it could be right for you or you feel you can do it
>>712025522
does harder (no homo)
>>712025688
Make Checking Great Again
>>712025709
my full name used to not fit. so it didn't match my birth cert exactly. and because I'm in COMMIEfornia they wont give me my license until i fix it (which is utter bullshit). I can't get my cali electrical license without a cali ID
>>712025478
Just a tad bit!
How are you?
>>712025709
Just feeling down about nothing in particular, really.
>>712025702
It's no problem~. Sleep well!
>>712025709
yeah? thats cool
>>712025709
>At work
Besides, the legal line for poverty is just high enough to have basic internet.
Rude!
QUADRA NOPE!
MAKOTO!
Not a bad choice either.
>>712025788
Checked the dubs checking the same dubs
Where that vocaloid at?
>>712025712
*Does even harder* (no homo)
>>712026136
MIA, presumed KIA.
>>712026239
*does very hard* (definitely no homo)
https://youtu.be/j5CBhPDQDr4
AAAAHHH FUCK THIS I WANT A DUMP OF ALL THOSE MEMES
well im going now, maybe
>>712025975
well hope you get better, keep getting better
>>712025987
sure is very cool
>>712026005
>plays vidya on pc
>im poor
k
YOU STARTED IT
QUINTUPLET YES
ANASTASIA
4 gud choice
>>712026136
theres like 3 of em, i know hatsune should be on in the next hour or 2
>>712026020
i prefer a casual dubs like so
>>712026353
makes a threesome of hard doing
>>712025975
might be getting into the porn biz
>>712026402
Resistance is futile.
So, c'mon, /waifu/ and chill
>pun very intended.
>>712026483
forgot to tag>>712026239
>>712026353
*Does harder than hard* (No homo)
>>712026402
Want to join?
>>712026448
fuck me man, fuck me hard it could have been a casual trip, but i got singles and this one dubs
>>712026483
>>712026502
*Does* (No homo)
>>712026506
*does the hardest of all* (no homo)
>>712026548
*hard* (no homo)
>>712026666
get.
look at all the upside-down 9s.
>>712026448
>Yarr harr
NOU!
SEXTUPLE NOPE!
MAKOTO!
>>712026631
I would if you got get getted
>>712026631
yeah!! look at them!
>>712026666
I just picked it up!
so many!
>>712026631
Nope
Hai!
>>712026493
>>712026506
>doing lewd things with someone/images that aren't your waifu
My ancestors are smiling at me, lewdposters. Can you say the same?
>>712026670
fuckkkkkkkkkkk
>>712026665
Oh wow, that was fucking close and I wasn't even trying.
>>712026696
Ayyyy Nonon!
>>712026553
*Does harder than the hardest of all*
>>712026605
*Does harder*
>>712026702
But it's fun
>>712026731
He's alive! You were MIA
>>712026731
>That filename
>>712026696
heyo nonon join the lewdness of hardness
>>712026605
>>712026553
>>712026548
does the harderesterest
>>712026553
>>712026781
Y-you didn't say... (no... homo)...
the-then that means!!!
Waaaaaa!!!
Gross
>>712026855
pretty sure no homo has blanketed this thread
>>712026855
oh, there's my GET...
NOW of all times...
>>712026831
The hell is happening here?
>>712026902
>covering up after a get
how rude
>>712026917
pretty sure my alien waifu is being thoroughly fucked by a tentacle monster
>aka lewd
>>712026665
please stop after that roll i am sad
>>712026902
cirno hug me
>>712026917
demonic rituals known as ERP
>>712026958
I would totally drink the melted icepop right out of her.
Use my tongue to scoop it out.
Her flavoring is the best part
>>712027012
*hugs* (GET)
>>712026831
Does harder than the harderesteresterest (no homo)
>>712026855
I thought it was implied by now (no homo)
>>712027003
That's pretty hardcore.
>>712027012
It's been a while since I've seen that in thread.
>>712027093
XDddd
You MOTHER was implied by now!!!
(no homo)
>>712026790
I do that a bit now and then.
And by a bit, I mean a lot.
Plus, days off. Was having fun in Skyrim and marathoning Code Geass.
>>712026805
What about it?
>>712027012
I wasn't even rolling, that's the thing.
>>712027114
no... really...
>>712027222
>>712027138
Stop being mean :'( (no homo)
>>712027221
fuck......
>>712027114
you should join in
>kirino has some of the best lewds
>>712027093
does even harder than you (a little bit of homo for balance)
>>712027063
thank you for trying but all my hopes have been destroyed :(
>>712027114
true, but ita evil, it must disappear
>>712027302
don't say that...
333
>>712027189
Oh, I understand. Is good that you were having fun on your days off. And I'm glad you're back, well kinda. Cause you're toiling at work.
>hugs makoto
Hubando claimed
>>712027444
>being ignored
well fuck you too...
>>712027194
?
>>712027272
Ah, my limit for thread is suggestive, I guess I could post some.
>>712027302
It should, but I'm bored.
I don't ERP anyway.
カラミチーマス
What even is happening to the thread?
>>712027444
How have ya been?
Also, I'm always toiling at work! Besides, the RFID tags aren't working, so I literally don't need to leave the desk tonight.
>>712027629
meant to say "not... really..."
That pic wasn't... THAT hardcore.
>>712027665
>lewdness everywhere
don't fight it just join
>>712027644
heyo rem you qt
>>712027629
that's the spirit
>>712027745
>>712027748
No!
No feet today
(nice feet)
>>712027730
The one with the tentacles is considered pretty hardcore for thread, is what I meant.
>>712027749
I'm only posting suggestives, not full on lewds though.
>>712027665
Basically a more ramped up version of Wew posting before.
>>712027547
Huh? Oh I'm sorry, I didn't see your reply!
>tali with no mask on
WHOA
>>712027681
I'm doing great! Did my midterms today and went out with my friends. Met 2 new ones in person, because we've talked a lot on our discord channel. And we each only live a few blocks from each other.
Wait, what do you need RFID tags for?
>grabs makoto's waist
>>712027629
>belly
>>712027749
I do have some new stuff. I guess.
>>712027629
bored? do something then
>>712027325
im sorry but i give up for tonight
>>712027893
I see
>>712027993
I'm sorry
>>712027894
Damn, sounds like you've been having a fun time! Kinda jealous.
It's to make sure I did my patrols. They're placed around the outside of the building and I have to tag them with the phone when I pass them. But since they're not working...
>Hello wew
>>712027894
i have several tbh
>>712027893
still lewd tho
>>712027966
ayyy
>>712027927
Toned belly is best belly.
>>712027993
Well I just finished playing OW, I'll probably end up watching Vinesauce or playing Runescape.
>>712028148
Well, yeah, but not as far as full on porn.
>>712028273
A wild Alice.
>>712028344
then you should step your game up tbh
Ok, so what do next: my 3 sections in Discrete Maths or the final chapter in Networking?
I will first be going to the bathroom after the shower's no longer in use, and I have some work for a client I wanna get done, too. But which task do you guys think first of the 2: Complete all Networking reading for semester, or Discrete Maths for this week?
(The other will get done over the next few days anyway, but the math is due on Sunday night)
>>712028409
How'd you sleep?
>>712028483
Nah, I like posting stuff like this.
>>712028490
I think I'll do the Maths...
That's more annoying.
>>712028490
Math because it's hard
Networking so you can just slack or work on math. Or both.
>>712028695
Terribly. And I still feel like piss this morning
>I just killed a toilet
>>712028344
My unit is wrecking shit tonight
>>712028695
to each his own you little tease
>>712028823
>sex with a demigod
wonder what that's like
>>712028785
Oh hey Rem!
And yeah, you're probably right. I always hate getting the Maths done at the last minute... like every week.
I'll do that starting later after I do the other things I mentioned. I'll finish my Networking by early next week.
>>712028888
>checking HARD
Id imagine she leads and you just enjoy. Trying to get her to slowdown would be hard.
>>712028813
Aw.. that's not good. Why is that?
Just couldn't get to sleep?
>>712028823
World championships when?
>>712028888
Nice quads.
>>712028053
Oh shit, forgot to reply. Was watching my sub feed on YouTube. I have been having fun, but the most fun is when I'm by myself with my comp honestly.
Oh, I never knew there were scanners around the building.
>pushes makoto against a wall
>>712028148
Lewd!
>>712029019
No, I just don't sleep well. I get nightmares and quite a bit of pain when I sleep.
It doesn't make for a restful experience
>plus I fell asleep after supper because I was not feeling well
>>712028888
holy shit quads
>>712029006
sounds fun tbh
>>712029019
nice pic
>>712029056
join the lewdness
>more without a mask
>>712029056
>The most fun is had alone
>With a computer
This sounds... lewd.
There is at practically every site. But 95% of guards ignore them cause we don't get paid enough for that shit.
>O-Oh my...
>>712029195
Damn. I'm really sorry to hear about that. It sounds like a really shitty situation for you.
Have you been to a specialist or anything like that?
>>712029323
Thank you.
>>712028344
Kirino belly is best belly tbh
>>712029417
No, but it's something I've had long enough that it isn't the end of the world anymore.
I just make due with what I get. I end up having a few days here and there where I'm super tired and sleep a bit more than usual, but then I'm usually good for a month or so
>>712029323
B-but I don't wanna go there (yet)!
>>712029329
I didn't mean that about my comp. It's just that I have the most fun when I'm alone and not have to tend to anyone or anything. I didn't know that about security sites, the more you know.
>puts a hand on makoto's thigh, the other on the shoulder
>>712029532
Aw, thank you.
Jibril's belly is pretty top tier though. Her whole body is very good.
>>712029546
Well, as long as you know whats good for you, and you know what you're doing, it's all that matters. I just want to make sure you're personally alright. Hey, I care, you know.
>>712029019
Possibly next year, if we are still active.
>>712029323
Oh it definitely sounds amazing.
>>712026136
https://mega.nz/#!qUUzDaIL!tbZnY45Fc5j5TzkCVsyIwD3e7w1zjRyGW3hdlGjZiNM
>>712029790
>belly
>kitty keyhole
>>712029728
>sure you do
you just don't wanna admit it
>>712029799
agreed just like that sweet alien sex ^_^ did you know her vagina literally milks the penis as you fuck?
>>712029790
>>712029864
ayy yall wore the same outfit
>>712029790
>Jibril body is very good indeed
Well, I'm sure it's not very good for me, but I go with it anyway. And I'm doing good enough, I wouldn't worry about me too much.
>Hey, I care, you know
It's always nice to know someone cares though <3
I need to get a mouse for my laptop so I can play Runescape x.x
>>712029864
>>712029790
>posting pics like that
I'm at work guys this is a bit distracting
>I just want to make sure you're personally alright.
You're just that kind of person, aren't you?
>>712029728
Are you suuuuure?
But ya, I know that feel. It's why I'll often times just to elect to fuck right off by myself for a few days every now and then.
>What'cha dooooin?
>>712029971
>I wouldn't worry about me too much.
I'm probably one of those people that worry a bit too much about people I like, don't mind me.
>It's always nice to know someone cares though
Of course I'd care silly.
>>712029976
Just ask to go to the toilet, it would help a lot of things.
>You're just that kind of person, aren't you?
I guess so, I like to know my friends are okay. I have many reasons for being like this.
>>712030005
I only have 1 keyhole
>FeelsBad
>>712030247
I only have 0
>>712030247
>I'm probably one of those people that worry a bit too much about people I like
I'm exactly the same way. To the point that it was actually bad for my health a few years ago
>Of course I'd care silly.
Not everyone would care. It's nice to hear sometimes though.
>>712030305
Same :(
>
>>712030247
Hey at least the one pic you have is pretty cute. Meme bras are overrated anyway.
>>712029965
Well yeah.
>>712029976
Just get yourself a blinker. Or post moar.
>>712030005
Only the one keyhole
Have a good pic
>
>>712029965
No! I do not want to be nude! A little lewd is fine.
>>712030144
I am sure! Nothing nasty! Alone time is golden time!
>tugs lightly on spaghetti strap ties
>>712030442
Wew, that really is a good pic, we might have escalated too quickly though.
>>712030247
>I have many reasons for being like this.
I always attributed those kinds of things to nature rather than nurture...
>>712030513
>liar
>>712030442
did you know her vaginal secretions force orgasms?
>>712030442
>lewd
It is a good pic though
>>712030388
Cutest waifu so far..
lots of lewd tonight
>>712030630
Join in.
>>712030305
That's actually surprising.
>>712030388
>To the point that it was actually bad for my health a few years ago
Tell me about it, I know that feel all too well. I was the exact same way not too long ago. I wish I could be selfish without feeling like a complete cunt.
It is nice to hear, and I'm glad that you don't mind.
>>712030409
Fair point. They could be overrated, but you can't deny they're super cute.
>>712030549
I like to believe it's a mix, but yeah. Upbringing, shit that happens, really, everything plays a role in creating who you are.
bake bread lazy fucks
