Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>712023489
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>712030547
Tali escalated it way earlier
>>712030595
Fascntig
Miku claimed.
Claiming Felix
Claim
>>712030996
Is that a Kitten?
>>712030442
Never assumed you'd be one to go full on 2lewd.
>>712030513
Hehehe, we'll see about that.
>N-Nonon pls!
still here
and
>>712030696
ill pass
>>712030913
he speaks truth tho i usually go from 0-infinity real fast
>>712031049
Is that a senpai?
>>712031049
I try to be full of surprises!
>pulls the string harder to untie the knot
Oops! ;^)
>>712031076
Tali pls, I like to play with my food before eating.
I just remembered I have work tomorrow.
>>712030887
Claimed?
>>712031105
Indeed it is. What's up, Kitten?
>>712031226
Then surprise me!
>I'll have you know, I'm fairly good at typing knots. :^)
>>712031332
>Purple eyes
>Short hair
Bretty gud
it's 4 am it's time to sleep g'night
>>712031472
Goodnight
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>712031575
Morning.
>>712031384
Nothing at the moment
Trying to choose if I'm going to stay awake all day or go to sleep for a few extra hours before i leave for school
>>712031606
Roll
>>712031724
Take the sleep. I had that same choice today, and holy shit am I glad I opted for a few extra hours.
>>712031726
7 REEEEEEEEEEEe
>>712031784
FFFFFFFFFFF GIB 7
>>712031804
Whelp, time to kms
>>712031384
>stares at makoto for awhile
>plunges for that deep kiss
I-I'm sorry....
>>712031844
Nice guitar.
>>712031784
Alright, i will soon then
Also gg on getting four three times in a row
Rolling for senpai
>>712030727
>I wish I could be selfish without feeling like a complete cunt.
Wouldn't this make life so much easier? Unfortunately, I have this inability to just be this way if I actually like a person
On the flip side, I don't usually like people, so it doesn't happen too often
>I'm glad that you don't mind
Of course I don't mind!
>>712031844
W-W-What?!
>>712031919
>4 three times in a row
Fucking just...
>That picture
I am so happy I found that.
>>712032358
Almost got it senpai!
Maybe this time I'll get it for you
>>712032358
>squeezes makoto's inner thigh one last time
I-I gotta go!
>phone is dying and so am I (energy wise)
>>712031894
I love guitars! Did you know nonon was originally supposed to be a gothic lolita rocker?
>>712032561
>Tfw will never get a 7
>>712032671
Jeeez, if this is how you're gunna act irl, then... jeeeeeeez!
>RIP Phone, we never knew who was
>RIP Nonon, never even energy'd
>>712032671
I didn't, but that's pretty interesting.
As much as I love gothic lolitas I think her final design is much more fresh and unique.
I still want to see her dressed like that tho.
>>712032769
Sh
Watch this
7 GET
>>712032826
HOLD IT!
Leg Goddess? Have you returned?
>>712032929
An attempt was made.
>>712032929
Son of a bitch
Does lord kek want lewds, is that it?
Or at least semi lewds?
>>712032984
Gonna keep trying
>>712033019
>9 again
Pls lord kek give us 7
>>712031804
Havent had one of these for a while.
And I was totally paying attention
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712033085
Well I give up
I'm gonna go to be now, senpai so goodnight
Goodnight /waifu/
>>712033019
>>712033085
>>712033358
Top lewd, Kitten. Have a good sleep!
>>712033205
GG Rory. Enjoy the taste of my failure!
>>712032941
Don't touch my fucking waifu anon
>>712034082
I see, you are not the Leg Goddess.
You are all pathetic and thirst for cock. Calcium is love. Calcium is life.
Claimed
>>712034638
You should be purged.
>>712034742
Weeb nigger, go fuck your half dead usb robot nigger :^)
>>712034742
Cancerous weeb
Haha, waking up at 6am? Maybe I should go to bed before 4am. Funny jokes.
This is the sorta shit that happens when I post.
Fuckin' ay.
>>712035995
roof or something i dont fucking remember
カラミチーマス
>>712036194
It's kinda dead in here isn't it?
Best Girl Reporting in. I'm huge in Japan Edition.
>>712036508
It's that time and the rude as fuck phoneposter isn't here to bump for us so...
D e d
Wheres my bb slacho?
>>712036693
HELLOOOO
>>712036807
Sachi's dead.
He's fucking de-
>>712036807
Hey
>>712037000
Nice
>>712037066
Nice nice
>>712037349
Good nice, nice in Nice, France.
Claimed
>>712036807
shino bunni
>>712037449
N i c e
i
c
e
Bump
Test
Test Sage Bump Nonoko
>>712038629
Nondage bump
>>712039325
R A W R X 3
It's dead Jim.
>>712039591
How's car?
Kirara claim.
WHITE POWER
.
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>>712030887
90% of them look male haha
>>712040983
ur dad looks male haha
It been a while but you cucks need to be reminded, raifu's are the best waifus.
>>712037604
theres my babbby! how u qt bby yiff yiff bork bork?
>>712037000
hi
>>712036906
Sachi’s dead
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>712041465
Hello
>>712041465
YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.
>>712037579
I guess I'll take Kyoko then..
Claimed
>>712041662
i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
i was cc-fag/uta-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
quick way to sing it:
http://vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted
if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotr
>>712042011
I like how people who try to figure out the origin of the “meme” don’t even know where it came from originally. I’ll tell you where it came from. From me. I just made it up. Elitism is something horrible. Elitism is something that’s coming. It’s coming soon. It has nothing to do with Mai. I’m not elitist enough to make those kind of references. Seeing it become a meme kinda killed doing further elitist things in the future (for me anyway) but maybe I’ll do one when you least expect it.
>>712042011
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ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over
.
>>712039728
Not kill. New headlight is about $60, and that'll at least put it back on the road at night. But it still needs a new bumper, and that's expensive, and can be put off for a while.
>>712042011
I'm hiding people from the mob.
And I don't have a phone.
>>712043179
Is good. Weld diff.
>>712043416
In due time, I will. After I have money saved and pay my friend back.
>
>>712030887
You should be here more often OP c:::
This claim goes out to all the gay claimers
hit me up :3
>>712045928
Too bad i'm not gay
>>712045928
Too bad i'm not gay
>>712045928
*hits up*
>>712046101
-_-
Copier
>>712046317
Why do you save my autism?
>>712046007
you can be tomato :)
>>712046101
what are you meddling in? :o
>>712046317
ouch!
>>712046710
Tomato?
>>712046897
Toshino Kyouko.
>>712046897
sonic ^-^
stop being so cute!
>>712046952
?
>>712046969
No +_+
>>712047110
why do you say you're not gay but tease me with your cuteness? ;-;
>>712047110
you don't watch anime so I understand
>>712047313
I don't watch shit anime
>>712047488
what have you done? :o
>>712047237
But i don't -_-
>>712047313
I don't watch anime much
>>712047458
Hey
>>712047584
I only watch shit anime.
>>712047621
I've never watched an anime tbh.
>>712047584
i don't know you said ouch :o
What's up?
>>712047621
you're so cute it just happens ._.
>>712047670
because you hit me :o
>>712047633
me too
>>712047877
But i'm not
>>712047877
we should petition to ban all anime with males in it
>>712048202
but then how will I self insert? :o
>>712048129
but you are I have seen
>>712048519
You haven't seen anything
>>712048965
how do you know? :o
>>712049059
How do you know? -_-
A truck just almost crashed into a car outside
>>712049204
are you ok, baby? :(
>>712049409
Oh_no.jpg
>>712047877
you told me to:
>>712049409
ye false king
>>712049531
what does false king mean?
who is the real king? :o
>>712049486
can I hold you and kiss you? ^-^
>>712049624
No
The same truck almost crashed again
>>712049519
>>712049624
Head implying I'm not the king of autism. I was the first to take the crown
>>712049624
The false hero is a stock character in fairy tales, and sometimes also in ballads. The character appears near the end of a story in order to claim to be the hero or heroine and is, therefore, usually of the same sex as the hero or heroine. The false hero presents some claim to the position. By testing, it is revealed that the claims are false, and the hero's true. The false hero is usually punished, and the true hero put in his place.
i'm the real king :o
>>712049734
I really do wonder how many of these you have.
>>712049781
how do I know you're not just saying you're the real king, false king? :o
>>712049734
how do I know you're not just saying you're the real king, false king? :o
>>712049712
where are you from so we can snuggle up for the winter?
and what is wrong with the truck? :(
>>712049912
how do i know you're not just saying you're klonata, slachi? :o
>>712049912
England
>>712049912
Because I'm the king, and I said so :o
>>712050041
FUCK why are all the cuties foreign? :(
>>712050010
because I don't fuck up my name like a dingus, flase king :o
>>712050094
sachi? :o
>>712030887
christ's sake dude you are just your own denomination of faggot, aren't you?
claimed
>>712041764
FUCK OFF
>>712049948
>Only 30
Make more
Good morning. It's pretty cold today.
>>712050295
>>712050251
maybe you can have a lewd off for the crown, false kings? :o
>>712050253
nice melons
>>712050301
I hate the winter, I wake up freezing and with a burning throat ;-;
>>712050295
It isn't even named properly Sacho
>>712050041
come up to scotland and we can sex :o
>>712050193
alice? :o
>>712050301
its 5pm senpai
>>712050390
i forgot i had the filename randomizer on :o
>>712050193
Because i'm not
>>712050295
No -_-
>>712050253
Rewatched all of Cose Geass over the last few days. I really must wonder if the whole thing wasn't just a fancy elaborate Pizza Hut commercial.
>>712050301
It actually kinda is. Took my car a lot longer to warm up.
>>712050429
it's 10am
>>712050438
you're not from england?
>>712050438
why not?
we can wear skirts :o
>>712050374
you the false king slachi
>>712050544
I am but i'm not a "cutie"
>>712050610
I can wear skirts in England if i wanted to. But i don't
>>712050610
I am not slachi
>>712050796
but you are my cutie :)
>>712050374
I think I''m getting sick. ;_;
>>712050429
It's 9:22 AM here, you dirty foreigner.
>>712050504
California?
>>712050796
but here you can do it without anyone thinking it's weird :o
>>712050864
yes you are slachi
>>712050864
I'm not -_-
>>712050975
I can do that in my house
>>712050975
I am not though
sachi doesn't even live in america like me :o
>>712050968
I am too :(
>>712051148
you can't stop me from thinking you're a cutie ^-^
>>712050968
filthy americunt :o
>>712051148
then why don't you?
>>712051228
thats what slachi would say,
slachi
>>712051228
want to take part in a mass suicide with me, daddy
>>712051302
that was rude
apologize or you're going to the principal's office
>>712050968
Of course. But it's time to lay down, so I'm all comfy and warm under my blanket.
>>712051469
no I love my life and my boyfriend, sachi
>>712051302
this is sachi :o
>>712051228
I could kill you and stop you from thinking about anything
>>712051302
Because i'm not gay and/or scottish
>>712051499
Love me.
>>712051636
you'd have to cum to me first :)
>>712051469
you'll have to move here to get me (・ω・)
>>712051571
yes it is slachi :o
>>712051636
what are you then?
I return
>>712051499
I only have thin blankets, so I'm not /cozy/.
;__;
>>712051571
your boyfriend has a lot of nice feet images saved to his computer and is under an FBI investigation
4/10
>>712051732
but papi, i don't have money
>>712051715
_-_
>>712051732
Normal(?). I prefer tea over sheep
>>712051760
???
>>712051732
I love you :)
>>712051850
but he has a nice dick :3
>>712051892
let's have a tea party! ^-^
>>712030887
Does this goddess have any name or is this just some mentally insane artist releasing stuff like this?
>>712051694
For what purpose.
>>712051850
Gotta use layers then. Become an ogre.
>>712051850
find some money then
>>712051892
tea is horrible
so you're just the stereotype english cunt? :o
>>712051953
i love sachi :)
>>712051953
If you have sugar and biscuits sure
>>712052064
So eating sheep isn't horrible? And no not really
>>712052061
why is it so dark, it's barely 11am?
>>712052044
don't resist it just love it :3
>>712052064
I love sachi lewds :o
>>712052061
You've got the same blanket as me! But mine is orange. And no purpose, I am a slut and I want love.
I'm going to go shower because you guys are FILTHY.
Be right back.
>>712052245
haggis is lovely assuming that's what you're talking about :o
>>712052252
:0
>>712052329
hug me yuno
>>712051972
Filename.
She's original work.
>>712052245
why sugar and biscuits? :o
>>712052259
coming with...
>>712052329
???
>>712052469
*kisses you*
>>712052469
And so is tea
>>712052637
For the tea
>>712052783
what flavor of tea? :o
>>712052821
Tea flavour
>>712052637
*hugs you*
>>712052783
no it isn't :o
>>712052988
just a hug? :o
>>712052862
I prefer lemonade tbh cutie
>>712052252
It's actually not even 10 AM.
I live in the garage. No windows, thank god.
>>712052255
>Orange
>Not superior purple or pink
Flan pls
>>712052988
Yes it is
>>712053082
I prefer coke
>>712053109
why do you live in a garage? :o
>>712053178
the soda?
>>712053109
Oh come on mang. There was no other fluffy blanket in the shop. Plus at least my room doesn't look like Shrek has been there.
Hey everyone
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovy3m37aBMY
>>712053495
I fucking despise everything about you and I'm always happy to see you around :o
>>712053307
Yes
>>712053495
STFU YOU STUPID NEET BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD IF I EVER SAW YOU I'D BEAT YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I'LL MURDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND MAKE YOU WATCH AS I RAPE THEIR DEAD BODIES YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS WORM
>>712053753
Sleep tight desu
>please god work
Rate my collection
>>712053565
I prefer sprite
>>712042471
Just report for avatarfagging. Get others to do it too. Enough reports will force something to happen, if just the sheer amount of spammed reports pertaining to it.
Best type moon claimed.
>>712053979
3/10 apply yourself
How does it feel to be a permavirgin man child?
>>712053979
>Mami
Ew.
>>712054410
So you first you killed that chat and then you back off to the threads?
Shame on you.
>>712053613
I'll try to not leave yet again.
Hey Alice, been some time. Doing good?
>>712054025
I only drink coke and tea. And sometimes coffee
>>712054689
coke is bad for you, tea is gross and coffee is nasty
I still love you though :o
>>712054025
>>712054689
And chocolate milk
>>712054617
It feels pretty good
>>712054678
Not my fault I'm the only one able to carry a conversation on GITS.
>>712054678
If you gotta go, you gotta go!
I'm doing okay, just made some lunch and about to watch some stuff while I eat.
What are you up to?
>>712054758
I don't care if it's bad for me, tea is really nice and coffee is alright
>>712054958
>>712054773
chocolate milk is for 10 year olds :p
>>712055058
How do you know i'm not 10?
>>712053753
Sleep tight desu
>>712055189
because I've seen you before :o
>>712055512
No you haven't --__--
>>712056067
you are finally home?
Best claim.
>>712056340
I guess.
>>712056553 (You) (You)
>>712056365
Selamat pagi.
Sup evryone
>>712056733 (Hal) (Lo)
Wie läuft's?
>>712056924
Thank you for replying with my own image?
M E M E
>>712057331
How goes it?
>>712057647
Die Woche lässt zu wünschen übrig. Wird wohl auch nicht mehr so geil dieses Wochenende.
Und du bist immernoch ans Bett gefesselt? Mittlerweile ne Beschäftigung gefunden oder sitzt du es einfach aus?
>>712057331
>>712057860
Are you the ones from this mornig?
>>712057860
Good, how are you?
>>712058002
Wochenende scheint doch das perfekte Wetter zu sein, um den ganzen Tag zu Hause zu bleiben. Was könnte besser sein?
Bei mir geht's steil bergauf! Morgen kommen die Fäden raus.
Hey i might seem silly and newfag but i got a question
Is it socialy acceptable to change waifu?
>>712058510
No but if you don't tell anyone it will be fine
>>712058510
No
Consider suicide
>>712058510
>socialy acceptable
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