Alright I'm fucking killing myself
Trips decides
old age
>>712009900
NOPE!
>>712009967
roll
if trips you gotta kill yourself by eating your own shit until you die
Wendys frostys
>>712009900
Noooooooo OP Y U CRI
jump off a building
heat death of the universe
you have to find a gigantic hornet nest, then stick your cock in it like a fleshlight, fuck it until an hero.
by living a long life
>>712009900
drowning in a ball pit at Chuck E Cheese
>>712010369
Reroll and stream it please
>>712009900
live stream just doing it man. Gun or hang.
>>712010251
because i fucking HATE myself
>>712010196
shit i like this one i'll self roll (not like i'll get trips anyways)
>>712010185
reroll
>>712009900
Use this
>>712010468
rereroll
In a car
>>712010455
I feel like I got lowkey close. Rerolling for gun on livestream
>>712010508
rerereroll
>>712010536
rererereroll
>>712009967
rolling
>>712009900
>be me
>getting all A's in college
>have a great, beautiful girlfriend
>just got back from visiting Ireland, Norway, and France
>Making $200+ a day from tutoring and working a super easy, fun job
>Studying law and political science, meeting great people and loving it
>Laugh everyday and sing along to music in my car that I bought myself
>Have a loving, caring dad who I call everyday, and see often
>be me, very hopeful for the future and can't wait for the next day
>>712009967
roll
>>712010581
god dammit i give up
>>712009967
roll x2
>>712009900
fart death
>>712009900
Hepatitis C
>>712009967
rollem
>>712009900
roll
>>712009967
roll it
>>712009900
anal fissures
Seriously.. Do it
>>712009967
roll for peace
>>712009967
roll that shit my nigger
chug liquor and sleeping pills pls
also, guys plan out your replies. It's easy to do
<------- OP
>>712010458
EVERYONE fucking hates themselves. It's a part of being a human. Stop comparing your life and circumstances with other people, for fucks sake. Work with what you have and be patient, if you have nothing then that's just a solid foundation to build yourself up to be whatever the fuck you want to be. Life sucks, cheer up butternuts.
machine gun poops
>>712010589
das coo
roll for cactus up anus
>>712010785
rerolll
>>712010883
Reroll
>>712009967
Roll
old age in a retirement home surrounded by loved ones
>>712010785
rerolllinggg
>>712009900
Small sharp knife. Cut off your testicles.. soak with pure alcohol, and bleed out
Good fun..
>>712010959
roll
>>712010785
rerolllingggggggg
Roll for no
boy dont do it
stop posting the same fucking thread every other week and just fucking kill yourself you dumb hideous fat neckbeard fuck
lay down on the ground and run a lawn mower over your face
>>712011001
FUCK
>>712010785
rerolll
No pls roll
Go to therapy
try assassinating trump
if you succeed: u'r A HERO
if you get killed by security guards: u'r AN HERO
>>712011115
I got quads in the middle. I'm god. Don't do it.
>>712009900
by sucking dick like a faggot you are
>>712009967
Rolling
>>712009900
Just smoke weed and chill the fuck out already
Science fucking beakers
Kill yourself eating your own semen until you die. Stream plox.
>>712011217
In bed old age.
>>712009900
dont do it
>>712009900
Hey man. Things are going to be alright.
>>712011141
kek, rolling for this
DO IT
>>712011293
Old age.
Don't do it friend
>>712011141
roll
>>712011350
Old age
old age
>>712009900
You have to live longer than any of this thread's viewer.
Deal with it!
old age bitch
>>712009967
rolling
>>712011423
In ur bed at the age of 85.
>>712011141
reroll
By natural causes
>>712009900
trap OD
>>712011520
Wait till tomorrow.
>>712011556
REEEEEEEEEE
>>712009900
Do an allahu akbar
>>712011631
Wait for 2 days and decide again if u want to.
>>712011666
wtf is this shit
>>712011666
Fucking asshole gets it without a method....
>>712011666
SATAN WINS!n!n!n
>>712009900
cut open scrotum with scissors and extract testicles proceed to bleed to death and stream this
>>712011666
WINRAR. Don't kill yourself op.
>>712010369
roll
>>712011777
WTF WHY
>>712011777
>now TWO trips who didn't have a method
smoke so much weed you die
>>712009900
stay alive
>>712011141
rolling
>>712011887
saaaa close
>>712009900
Heroin overdose. It's how I would do it.
pot overdose
smoke a lot of weed til you die
Trumps 4 me
>>712011666
>>712011777
mariajuna OD on it
how about dubs no trips yes
smoke sum weed
noone cares
>>712009900
why you cry? OP
>>712009900
dont kill yourself.
just try to take things step by step, and remember we'll always be your friends
>>712011141
rolling for this.
Op, give timestamp with tears in ur eyes
Life will be good again.
Just wait.
Suicide by cop
hmmm...
>starvation
Old age.
Things will get better op :)
>>712012255
>>712009967
roll
>>712012380
reroll
>>712012401
reroll
slit you4 wrist buddy. ACtually, stab them then show pics to confirm.
>>712012354
>reroll
Old age faggot
Take a trip to Asia, fuck some hookers, refuse to pay and then harass the local police until they shoot you
>>712012380
rerolling for you
Hanging. You have to livestream it too.
>Kill someone with weapon of choice, no guns allowed.
>Scream crushes name and that you did it for her/him
>As soon as victim confirmed dead, kill self on spot
Give yourself full blown aids.
>>712012354
reroll x2
>>712012380
wtf is wrong with you
WE WANT SOME ACTION
like in the goo' old times
Just fucking do it , overdose.
>>712012380
roll
Don't do it.
>>712012548
roll
>>712009967
This
tie a piano wire around your neck and fasten it to a building, then tie a rope around your feet
superglue your hands to your head and jump off the building
>>712009967
Rawl
>>712009967
this
>satanic trips pls
>>712011141
roll
>>712012548
rolle
Old age fam
>>712012722
reroll
>>712012738
roll that
>>712012380
rolllllll
>>712009900
Call a small innocent girl and shoot ur self faggot
>>712012738
roll
>>712009900
decides what
death by never ending nut sacks to the face
>>712009900
rolling for you not doing it.
>>712012777
holy shit
>>712012778
whew that was close
Old age OP.
>>712012796
How he kills himself you cuck
reoll
Death by Snu Snu.
Hookers and Escorts don't count.
Enjoy your life virgin.
>>712012211
>on the verge of suicide
>why you cry? OP
srs
OLD AGE
Grenade up the ass
>>712012927
rollin for dis
get do nothing
death by old age
>>712012973
reroll
Alright, do it like this:
First you bocome what you've always wanted to be, then you become the best at it. you get a girlfriend, the perfect girl for you.
You have 2 children, a boy and a girl, you buy a nice car and a nice house and then you live happily.
Then you shoot your son, rape your daugther, Cum in your wife's face, and then you kill both of them, then while you're listening to the shrek soundtrack, you suck your own penis, and then you drink Clorox bleach
Got it?
>>712011141
I WANNA SEE IT
going out in a blaze of glory killing every muslim AKA sand nigger you can.
>>712009900
Just do it.
Ps: Holy crap triple dubs checked!
Snort tang until you die.
Suicide by cop
die by saving someone else
old age
>>712012927
REROLL
Old age
>>712011282
OLD age.
>>712013094
shit rr
>>712013101
ffs last one. rr
>>712009900
Aren't you the guy that posted like 2 hours ago asking if he was ugly? Good on you friend. You took control of your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb2aIlcPwYU
bravo to the man who said old age
shave your beard and lose weight
>>712013130
rll
old age B)
Only if kek wills it.
>>712009967
roll
>>712009967
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Death by
Don't do it brah
Sell all your organs on the black market then donate all the proceeds to me then die from not having any organs
>>712011666
I'm gonna say this means OP has to die in a fight with a bunch of Slavs
>>712011141
And have Pence take office. truly worse than stalin.
get cancer
>>712013398
this pls
>>712011141
rolling for this
OP, this site thinks that you are ugly
No suicide
Rick roll yourself till your die of starvation or lack of water
>>712009900
I've seen this thread before...
>>712013453
I FUCKING KNOW I'M UGLY OKAY. I FUCKING KNOW ALREADY
old age and goto church
Smoke HELLA WEED get hella baked and walk around you city in the night time hoping you'll get raped or kidnapped....if not enjoy the scenery my friend :)
>>712013514
die by ugliness
>>712009900
>Alright I'm fucking killing myself
>Trips decides
Do or do not. There is no "trips decides."
Stick your dick in a fire any hill and stay there till the jobs done.
Assassinate Trump, Pence, and Steve Bannon by suicide bombing while they're having a meeting. Lead the country to civil war
Die by getting trips on your own
>>712013616
Roll
>>712013616
rolling
>>712013616
This
>>712009900
Hey, suggestion: Never, ever post here again, and make us all think you heroed.
>>712013514
Don't worry, God Loves Ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS_3pED-wJo
Hold on to your ugly, anon
>>712013616
Do it
>>712013616
rolling again
choke yourself to death with your dads dick
>>712013616
For the love of all that is Holy
>>712013616
Doing this
>>712013616
k last one for this
>>712013616
Let blessed happen
Dont
>>712013616
Need to scream "God is Great, the Lord Jesus Christ is my savior!"
Die
Slice femoral artery.
>>712013959
This
Dismemberment.
Get 4 horses and tie each one of your limbs to a horse.
Have horses facing in 4 directions
Stick a firecracker up the butthole of each horse
Light the firecrackers and find peace
>>712013616
nvm rolling again
>999
>000
>>712011282
Rerolling
>>712013999
YES
>>712013996
So fucking close
>>712013999
w..win..
WINRAR
>>712013616
rolling for this
this pic is copypasta. i dont believe you faggot.
>>712013991
Slice carotid artery.
>>712013999
op here
how in the FUCK is that even possible. and i'm not waiting around for them all to meet fuck that shit
>>712013999
Can't back out now OP
dab till dead
>>712013999
SWEET HALLELUJAH GET READY TO GENOCIDE REDNECKS EVERYWHERE MUSLIM NIGRA EMPEROR OBAMA 4 LYFE
>>712013999
>>712013999
oh fuck
>>712013999
delet this
All of you pathetic fucks are feeding into this pity thread. This stupid faggot posts this multiple times a day. I am waiting for dox of him, i want to see a ED article of this fuck and maybe then he will actually kill himself.
Why don't you just go to a high elevation and plummet down. No one loves you irl, and no one on /b/ loves you. You receive pity from leddit faggots who are self righteous to a autismic level.
>>712013999
old age
>>712014098
Slice abdominal aorta.
>>712014157
Also OP too late buddy go fucking an hero and take Donald with you
>>712014125
It's up to you to do it, become an hero for your country
>>712009967
Get help Faggot. Life is pain. put a fucking helmet on and live for spite to stick it to all these fuckers who would see you dead.
>>712013999
Jesus...
>>712014184
you don't think i fucking know that? i fucking know that.
>>712014261
Slice ascending aorta.
>>712011141
Winrar
Don't do it!!
>>712013999
>>712014125
Oh! NOW HE WANTS TO LIVE... SURE!
Insert 5 knives, blade-end first, into rectum.
Rotate the knives.
Thrust knives repeatedly into your rectum.
Remove knives.
>>712013999
I love how I just rolled in this thread after 200+ posts with that idea and someone else got it for me
>>712013999
>>712014125
yOU PUSSY
rolling for old age now u fuck, gimme dem trips again
>>712014509
ikr what a faggot
>>712014509
no i don't want to live but that's not possible. i'll just fucking kill myself some other way.
Insert funnel into end of penis. Pour one gallon (US or imperial; I don't give a fuck) of household bleach into penis via funnel.
>>712014350
>implying it was directed specifically at you
it was a general message to anon, and another message to OP.
Hostile much?
>>712014587
>that's not possible
just helium already you fucking pussy
Suck so many cocks and swallow so much cum that your stomach fills up, spilling over into your lungs, and you choke to death with a smile on your face.
>>712014587
This is your 20th time saying that this month, and you are still here. Why don't you grow some balls and drink bleach faggot?
>>712014663
i'm op fucktard holy shit
>>712014712
helium but turn the tank on max and explode ur fucking lungs
Put hand in blender, Turn switch on.
>>712014587
You're white and they're expecting a Muslim, just act like a big fan who wants all their autographs
You have two ways. First
>quit being a pussy
Make cuts in your arms and thighs. Chill in a bath, then chug a bunch of pills with alcohol. Second
>Go out painlessly
Sit in a car, get a hose from the exhaust into the cabin and just chill there.
Triple eights say jump from tall building to ground below!
>>712014880
You can kill yourself as well
>>712014781
Rolling for this
Run into street in front of traffic. Remain there until you can no longer stand on your own.
walk into a highway
>>712014568
Such a faggot.
>>712014587
>Not Possible
Where there is a will there is a way. You see those snackbar fucks do it all the time. Get a fucking Ryder Truck, pack it with anfo, ram the gate, and Dead man switch the fucker. If it worked for McVeigh, it will work for you.
Do it on Inauguration day and take some congressmen out too.
You will at least have one last Xmas...
Trips decides,
Trips has spoken.
Get on it.
>999
draw a fucking SHIT pentagram and slit ur fucking throat fag
livestream self gutting
do an heroine kek kek kek kek
>>712013616
Roll
Drink high alcohol moonshine and then eat a lit cigarette
>>712014780
Lol, i actually got your attention this time.
Whats it like being obese and autistic? I myself and /fit/ and well rounded, sexually and socially.
I really wanna know.
Act like a nigger. Let nature take its course.
>>712015001
rollerino faggots
Act like a mudslime. Let nature take its course.
>>712013999
Our hero
Trump dies or this thread dies
>>712015048
>bragging online
i don't believe you lol
>>712009967
Roll
>>712013998
Fuck, so close
get a brick, parachute, gun, long rope and go steal a supercar. Put on parachute & tie yourself a noose with one end attached somewhere on the car (make it a long one). Get in the car, drive to closest large police force and start shooting at them to instigate car chase. Lead them on for a while, long enough to get significantly news coverage. Find a nice long stretch of highway, thrown brick on gas pedal and pull parachute cord. Kill yourself on live national tv
>>712014125
Get a loan, just do it.
>>712015333
Wasted trips :(
>>712015333
TRIPS AGAIN HAS SPOKEN!
>>712015237
Do you have a small cock too? That would suck, fat, autistic, and small dick.
What am i bragging about, im in shape and i have a happy life. Like 70% of the people my age. I think you are just so physically fucked up from being raped or something you have no idea what normal is.
BLAST bodies by drowning pool and jump off a building
a high window works too
livestream it op you'll be an legende
>>712015440
Rolling for the stream
>>712015333
OP wants to die like a bitch. Old age is picked abandon thread
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