Do depression test
Post results
http://www.depressedtest.com/
It would help me see what others get.
Old thread >>711980063
It will soon 404
Will bump with other results from other thread.
>>712004804
depression isn't real
kill yourself.
Sure, why not.
>>712005271
memes aren't real
kill yourself.
>>712004804
Here we go
>workout partner committed suicide earlier this year
>lost my job without warning in January
>saw my ex girlfriend who cheated on me a few years back, she's the only girl I've cared for, but I tried to ignore her. Makes me feel bad
>Just found out the job I applied for and was stoked for because I have an insider isn't hiring even though they said they were online
>Just petty shit
I've always been a bit fucked up in the head though.
Mine
Meh just a normal lurkfag. Maybe a bit rapey vibe tho.
yessir
<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
My girlfriend told me last year she was pregnant, tore myself away from my family defending her, then I found out it wasn't mind.
mhm
>>712006543
That massive failure of HTML doesn't really help my mood either...
Already knew about the bipolar bit. I make do alright. I'm pretty well past wanting to kill myself in life so I think I'm alright.
hey dude
>>712006543
Hello new friend
>>712004804
/b/....will you be my friends....please?
>>712006543
welcome newfriend!
>>712004804
this is just a test designed to satiate the edgy teens' desire
>>712006543
hey friend :^]
Seems about right
>>712006686
>>712006790
>>712006805
No joke, been lurking since 2006. I just don't post much and don't know how the internet works.
Im pretty fucked up I guess.
Im just a guy with some really damn problems right now in my life.
>>712004804
Well I'm a piece of shit loser, but I already knew that.
So I'm not bipolar. On questions about mood fluctuation I said sometimes I'm extra confident but it's like a fuck it lets do it kind of apathy
>>712007628
Don't suffer in silence
>>712004804
Ah hell
Pretty much what I expected.
>>712008082
I'm an ugly white guy. No one cares.
>>712006761
...
>>712004804
>>712008548
I was just quoting the header that It's below the results. So at least I don't care.
What I expected. My life is falling apart from this shit.
Major depressive, yeah. Slight bipolar makes sense, as my mother was. Dysthimia makes sense, because that's probably my default state when I'm not actively depressed (as I call it).
Not sure about the rest.
>>712006761
my dude :]
Do I hero
these tests are fucking worthless. you could easily game the answers to get any result you want.
>Do you often feel that life is not worth living?
>Do you "put on a happy face" to hide feelings of sadness?
>Is it difficult to remember the last time you were happy?
>Do you sometimes feel out of control and lose all good judgement?
>>712009393
Alright guys see you never
Ayy.
>>712004804
neat
Why not
Huh, I felt normal
Life sucks
>>712009597
>implying that wasting your time commenting on this wasn't a waste of your time in and of itself.
>>712006761
add cruxiie on kik
Makes sense, winter makes me feel worse since i feel more alone during this time of year. Recent move away from everyone i knew didn't help
>>712009597
I mean you can cheat of course or even lie to yourself. But it being asked these questions can put things perspective. If you don't realize something isn't normal
What the hell is this?
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
RO-ROH
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Yay =)
>>712010059
If anything depressed people are more likely to be trannies. They don't call trap threads mental illness threads for nothing.
shit
This does not surprise me
>2013
>Mom dies
>Kicked out of army
>Divorce
>Lost job
>Kicked out of studio
>Failed college (again)
>Failed drug test at a trucking school (2 months sober)
I'm srsly just thinking of an-heroing. Nothing left to do really.
>>712009945
>implying that wasting your time replying to me isn't a waste of time in and of itself
>>712010274
>Implying that your implications of my implications isn't a perfectly good waste of implications.
>>712004804
We'll fuck
>>712010435
>implying that you implying my implications of your implications is a waste of implications isn't a bigger waste of implications
>>712010498
*Well, but maybe we'll fuck too
fuck me thats bad
Normie reporting in.
>>712011076
autism reporting in.
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Male, 29
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Male, 29
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Fuck all these deppresed dudes are winning i gotta get more deppressed asap
>>712011301
>Retarded
>Very yes
>>712010728
fuck
>>712010594
>implying that either of our implications are at all justifiable implications, and that these implications we're throwing around and the time we're wasting implying the wastefulness of our use of these implications really mean anything at all in the grand scale of things.
Still alive bc helping my ex who I'm still in love with throufh a hard time and she needs me
Ok what do I win?
Yep.
I mean, I'm not really surprised by these results
why tf not
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
probably because i said that life is not worth living
Bullshit. I love winter/fall.
I'm good
Guess I'm almost normal
>>712004804
>>712012273
Holy shit!
I'm thinking I should get on different pills.
>>712004804
Here's mine
at least the seasons don't affect me much
This.
>>712005271
>I wish this were true
That test is bullshit btw
All very slight. Anyone who claims to be depressed is just pretending for attention or like minded weak willed faggots that want pity. Depression is a made up illness. Deal with it pussies.
Am i normal?
>>712015711
This, tbh
>>712004804
Was diagnosed in middle school. Been dealing with this a long time
ok
>>712010231
Don't. Keep fighting for your mom. I'm sure she believed in you so don't end your life. Hope you see this
>>712004804
Seems legit
Well, might go and kms now.
I'm not surprised
im the happiest ive been in life for a while
I'm doing okay.
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
>>712011605
The land whale
Thanks, captain obvious.
Thanks, IBS.
>>712004804
I'm off to kill myself then /b/ros.
>>712004804
>implying I am already depressed with the choices given.
Poorly made if you ask me.
>implying I don't already know I have depression and escape treatment.
feels like i shouldn't be here after seeing everyone elses
>>712018463
What the shit you nigger!!
Also: get in here
>>712018777
oh look, it got it right.
I've been diagnosed with type 2 bipolar
