ITT: Characters who are literally you
>>712001487
Itt: I found a character I think is cool so Im lying to myself and others about me being similar to them.
>>712001487
So you literally killed two people with a baseball bat? The fuck
>>712001700
Screw you. My friends say I'm a big bad guy. So I automatically win
>>712001865
sorry, you don't get to bring friends
>>712001487
He wouldn't be posting this.
You may have been more accurate by posting pic related.
>>712001487
me, i'm kevin arnold.
>the walking dead
ew
>pop
>pop
>>712001487
>Genius-level intellect
>Brilliant strategist and tactician
>Peak-human athlete and martial artist
>Photographic memory
>Preternatural reflexes and reaction time
>Vast wealth and access to advanced technological resources
All checks
>>712001487
Always
>>712002550
You sound like you're more like Mac MacDonald in real life.
Toss up between two of them. #1
>>712001487
Literally me.
Monkey man
Between Ryan and Bojack Horseman, without being famous
>>712001700
nope
this is as honest as it gets
and #2. Currently being groomed by a local politician to take their place when they run for a higher office. Only because I married their niece. Thing is, I can fuck over this politician if I ever want their office and my wife is all for it.
>>712001487
Guess nobody likes you den.
>>712002550
you dint' do none of that shit.
>>712001487
>>712002253
You sound like you're real fun at parties, Kevin.
I have literally every aspect of Obi-Wan Kenobi even down to the pacifism unless required otherwise
Ive been told im a lot like him
>>712002067
are you a big guy?
>>712003590
For you
>>712001487
This thread is full of fucking morons.
I hope you all die.
>>712002963
Pacifism with exception ≠ pacifism
You mean being a good guy.
Also, you may as well be a pacifist. Odds are no one wants anything you've got bad enough to hurt you, and you'll never stand against anything dangerous.
See>>712002186
>>712003670
>Projecting this hard
>>712003670
>newfag detected
>>712001487
my twin
>>712001487
literally me 24/7 my back up chromosome activates and i go through life with the face.
>>712003345
you have HIV?
>>712001487
>>712003731
>>712002963
I wasn't talking about being a pacifist because of conflicts. It's not in me to fight because I feel that fighting proves nothing other than who is too stupid to use words to solve their differences. I would only ever do it if my life was in danger and it's as simple as that.
>>712002807
Top kek when the kid finds out that is a man!
>>712002963
> awesome sabre skills
> Force powers
> literally a god.
sure you are just like him...
I am not a cop.
But EVERYTHING about this guy is who I am. I am intelligent, arrogant, an alcoholic, irresponsible, can't let go of things, sleep around and cheat.
>ITT: We prove how much we know about pop culture and how edgy we are
pic related its me
>>712004067
Kid his age probably won't care. He's probably jerking off to rocks that look vaguely like tits.
My real name is Frank and I was told by several people it's terrifying how similar how we act to piss off stupid people.
>>712004190
Yeah that's not him as a person
That's him as a Jedi
>>712004332
Frank is literally a character designed to be cancerous.
You are a fucking shit person.
>>712004406
Thanks anon.
>>712001487
I literally devour planets and shit.
>>712002559
>using a leaked image when its already released
>boop
this isn't even my final form
>>712002550
>Super-human strength and reflexes
>Smoke cigars
>Mustache
>Sociopath
>Superb military marksman
>Superior hand to hand combat skills
>knowledge of all weapons
>Very funny guy with sick sense of humor
>Few people like me
>My friends call me the comedian
>>712004762
>leather top
OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING
how do we stop this
>>712004039
>I play an awesome original game
>I really like these characters
>I don't like them because they appeal to anime lovers
>but I watch anime cause I'm a faggot so I jerk off to video game characters with shitty writing
>>712002550
>is literally a fag
>>712004261
>pic related it's me
op sounds autistic
>>712001487
yeah you wish, faggot
>>712004048
It's much more gray than even that. You come upon someone unable to defend themself being raped. Talk the rapist out of it or be old ben. Hint: he would not pacify himself.
>>712002646
ok josh
smartass who is occasionally dumb
russian fiance
not a spy, sadly
Haha yeah I'm edgy posting this
>>712001487
Negan is literally shane if rick didn't ghost him.
>>712004067
It's arine saint amore. Google her
>>712002550
>Genius-level intellect
>Wield and employ owl-themed gadgets and weaponry
>Own flying/submarine owl shaped ship that I affectionately refers to as "Archie"
>Great athlete and hand-to-hand combatant
>Misunderstood
>Always do what's right
>Cuck
I'm fat and I'm balding slowly. Plus I smoke weed so I'm a little slow.
>>712005639
He fucked Manhattans girl. You don't get any more alpha than fucking gods girlfriend.
>>712006001
I'd smoke and watch tv with this dude.
>>712005428
No. Shane isn't sadistic, charismatic, or ambitious enough to do what Negan had to have done.
This guy expect not black
>>712001487
Not even kidding it's complicated
>>712006035
Aah, he knew better than most how little that godling cared for mortal trappings like fidelity. Cuck suits him more than alpha.
>>712001487
>>712006205
I'm actually high af watch Netflix rn
>>712004762
You arent as cool as you think you are, negan
>>712001487
I honestly and wholeheartedly believe that it's time for a new species to be top dog on this planet
>>712001487
Me irl
>>712006987
You have herpes?
>>712007091
You are literally a more badass version of Hunter S. Thompson? Why are you here? Where are you published? I want to read it.
>>712002253
Lets go Jets
dis me
>>712007982
Read my column in The Word
I'm totally original. There is no one like me!
>>712008390
I'm watching that tonight, thanks for reminding me
me irl
>>712001487
>>712007984
man he's sure in for some disappointment...
>>712008672
never give up hope
Mix Fry and Cyril Figgis together and you get me.
> the guy getting rekted in pic related
Me
Me.
>>712001487
ITT: The best TV villain since Gustavo Fring
>>712001487
>>712001487
>>712008436
Wut dis?
>>712009171
We need to talk about Kelvin (2011)
>>712002253
Deep
>>712009275
Is any grood?
>>712008436
it's a pretty cool movie
>>712001487
both of them are pretty accurate.
>nihilistic and sarcastic like Rick
>socializing skills of Morty
>>712001487
ITT a bunch of fatbeard autards who imagine themselves as sociopathic badasses.
>>712009346
Fuck if I know
>>712009482
It better be
>>712005097
Honestly i see myself as jet more than spike .
>>712009586
not me, sir
>>712009510
>>712001487
ura faggit
>>712001865
kill yourself faggot
>>712008979
Cowboy has looked like a beast lately.
Also, Megan Olivi wants his dick like crazy.
>>712009758
Marry me
>>712009005
I think you're right. I can't not love him. I like him so much I voluntarily suspend my disbelief. I know that's what they were going for, but damn if they didn't do a good job.
>>712009790
big man right here
>>712001487
Pic Unrelated OP?
> You saying you like him?
> You saying that bat is thirsty for copy pasta???
>>712009922
>009922
God damn anon
>>712002793
Why would you get their office if you fucked them over? Sounds like you'd just fuck their family then someone more qualified would swoop in.
What are you spooks up to?
>>712002550
Also gay
>>712004516
why would you devour shit ?
I am literally Griffith and guts
>>712001487
people only come to me when they need help. I pretend i'm happy to help to try and be friends with them, then they just stop talking to me until the next time they want something from me again
>pic related
>fat
>single
>alcoholic
>nihilist
Check, check, check, and check.
>>712001700
Nah, these threads always start with someone so far from anyone here.
It used to be Harley Quinn, now it's that guy.
Lurk moar bud.
>>712001487
>rofls that are literally waffles
>>712010643
I devour planets and do (figurative) shit that galactus does.
>>712009892
I've already found my Jim, sorry. There's a Pam out there for you somewhere
>>712011438
Devouring a few million people at a time is not the same as devouring a planet though.
>>712008679
>>712008302
>>712008263
>>712008227
>>712008183
>>712008131
>>712001487
Why would anyone relate to this guy unless they're trying to insult themselves? He has no outstanding abilities other than being a lunatic and swinging a bat. Seriously, the way he picked who to kill was probably the most unimaginative thing he could of done. He's just an asshole.
>>712009510
Young heroin addict version of rick
this guy
>>712002550
>bait
>>712002253
Does your inner monologue sound suspiciously like Daniel Stern?
>>712010680
>I will literally stop at nothing to kill myself
>>712011473
Sad
>>712005097
BEHOLD!!!
>>712011591
I don't know! I don't read comics, fuckin' nerd!
>>712011790
Wrong. He is very charismatic. He's like lou reed and the fonz adopted and raised pinheads bastard son.
>>712014444
woah there, nice quads
>>712005630
Jesus Christ. She's like the queen of butterfaces.
> whiny lil bitch
> no one knows who he is yet
> thinks he's the dopest shit but no
> looks like me even
>>712014905
>she
>>712002646
So you're a manipulative, conniving little sleazy worm bastard eh?
I think pic related is more like it friendo
>>712002793
>cloak and daggers in local politics in Buttfuck, Iowa, population 4500
>who can you trust?
>building alliances and burning bridges
>power is for he who takes it
>I am a junior assistant to the public works director
>let's get to work
>knocks table, sprains finger
>>712015153
You look like a faggot?
>>712015153
Typical basement dwelling degenerate weeb
>>712004048
That's calld being a pussyfist mboooy
>>712011790
>could of
opinion discarded
>>712001487
>tfw mudokon
>tfw oppressed, drugged and abused for slavery.
>save us Abe
>>712005158
Are you a chubby girl in her late 20s who used to be a scenewhale in highschool?
This thread is gold
>>712001865
This means that you're a fat cunt who acts hard. Ya friend be lyin aince they dont want to hurt your autistic ass
>>712015397
Yeah, in like exactly the same way.
Upkeep on my hair has gotten a lil ridiculous out of highschool, but the loli-asf and questionably-young raver bitches are 100% worth it
>>712011790
> on /b/
> why would anyone insult themselves?
I can easily imagine that at least 30% of /b/ is a psychotic Fonzie that literally no one in the world likes
>>712002443
So your 80% of the time fucking useless in casuals?
>>712017009
>tfw I was the only one who wanted to scout on offense in casuals
Even in the goddamn beta. NO ONE. What the fuck?
>>712007767
Then hurry up and kill yourself to make way for the new species.
>>712001487
>>712004516
Fr rl
>>712008954
Fry is so loveable and docile and Cyril is so detestable and neurotic. How can they be combined?
>>712002380
sup Rhett?!
>>712004039
she is such a dead ringer for my ex...
them feels...
>>712015926
Being baited this hard.
>>712001487
OP gets really excited fondling an 18 inch phallic dildo.
You are SO negan.
>>712003715
Oh this is weird..
If I were a Marvel Character I'd be like...
>Ghost Rider
Sometimes
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>>712015666
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>>712015666
thiss^^^^^^^^^
>>712019717
>same fag as Ghost Rider post here...
If I were a Star Wars Character I'd be:
>Darth Vader
>>712003940
Hehh backup chromosome
>>712014444
Half Life 4 confirmed
>>712020269
>same fag as Ghost Rider, & Vader post here...
If I were a Walking Dead character I'd be:
>Merle
I took the test(s) ...so, it's proof. >.>
>>712001487
Most of us are just George Costanza, admit it guys.
>>712021108
Fact or fiction?
>>712007767
That's not how evolution works you sperg
>>712002963
why do i imagine a fat neckbeard with a katana on the wall then?
>>712021365
Oh, I definitely, bitch like that dude. High strung temperament. I'm a slob too.
>>712009758
>Tfw currently rewatching office
>I had a Pam
>we even worked together
>not engaged but dated for years
>she leaves me cause I was awful to her
>too late to get her back
>turns out I'm Roy
>>712009510
Cant be both faggot
>Never know what the time is
>Goes away from the payload
>Needs healing because I keep running into danger
>"Its not my fault, Its yours."
>>712022547
>>712001487
this is so me
>>712017591
I doubt more than 2 people in this thread are old enough to know who that is.
>>712001487
i think you need to look up "literally" in the dictionary
just made this one. it would be so cool to be one of the sonics in real life haha. he's just like me, always quick and kind, has the best friends, super fast and always the coolest guy in the room. Guess sonic was basically meant for me haha. Gotta find my Amy now!!!! Anyone down?
>>712023978
OOPS
>>712023978
OOPS! Again! haha i'm silly but quick still haha
>very fucking good at what i do
>endless insistence
>never actually achieving any goal
>will probably lose the virginity to a robot
Honestly this
>>712005630
WTF I LOVE TRAPS NOW
>>712001865
yeah, but 5 year olds think every teenager is a big bad guy.
>>712025028
i dont believe you
