Do depression test
Post results
http://www.depressedtest.com/
It would help me see what others get
>>711980063
Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: Extremely High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Well adjusted faggots make me sick
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
neat
kinda surprised I was so bad, I generally try to keep a positive, but realistic view on life
:(
>>711982008
I wanna hug you (as long as you are white)
:)
>>711980974
>>711981492
>>711980063
>>711981522
>>711981787
>>711981853
>>711982008
Depression isn't real.
Kill yourselves.
>>711980063
I'm probably worse. Officially labelled "Treatment Resistant Clinical Depression". It is not cool nor edgy; it sucks.
>>711982140
thanks anon.
I am white.
Well. I am officially diagnosed with avoidant personality disorder, not sure if connected.
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
I am diagnosed bipolar irl
<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
I am unsurprised and don't particularly care.
<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">High-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
>>711982008
>>711982132
Ay
>>711980063
I'm a cool kiddo.
>>711980063
I honestly thought I was fine but this says otherwise. At least we know this is fake.
Here Are Your Scores:
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
Makes sense, my grandma was diagnosed bipolar and my mom has these up and down periods too
Apparently bipolar?
Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
It seems to have got a bit better since I last did it.
Doesn't feel it though.
Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
lots of bipolar fucks here. basically fuck life
How do you get diagnosed as Bipolar? do you just go the doctors and say your moods fluctuate wildly?
>>711980063
I take 40mg citralopram daily
No surprises here.
>>711983664
I did until a month ago.
Realised the reason I've felt sick every single day for the past 10 years or so was because of anti-depressants...
Stopped taking my meds about 3 days ago, and I've not felt sick for the past 2 days which is fucking awesome because vomiting all the time fucks up my stomach condition and my teeth.
>>711983939
I dont feel sick from them, been taking for a couple years, I feel they do help though, I'm definitely less irritable.
Yall niggas should just kys
Shit I consider myself fairly happy/average. This test is bullshit
>>711980063
:D
Oh hey, look at that.
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
>>711980063
>>711984233
edgy, I bet all the women are just dying to get a sniff of your smegma and try on your lice ridden fedora.
>>711980063
<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">High-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">High-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
Was diagnosed with mild depression and derealization 1 1/2 years ago. I guess nothings gotten better.
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
>>711985114
>>711982972
>>711983024
When will they realise HTML doesn't work on 4chan
>>711984049
Lucky!
Been on like 10 different kinds... none have ever helped in any way, and most have made me incredibly sick.
>>711982210
I tried. Its only not real because your life around you makes you perceive it isn't real. Kill somebody, spend a year at Chernobyl, do something that would induce a psychosis. You'll see then.
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
not surprised. but i guess i do need to look up cyclothymia. never heard of that
Ehh not sure what this means
I refuse to believe this
Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Is this good?
Only thing I can say is a close friend died a few weeks ago and I've decided to leave university and get a job instead. Already have a weekend job lined up, just need to get one I can do during the week.
>>711980063
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
should i worry?
>>711980063
mine
yaaaaa homie whats good
>>711985615
it means your sexy and you know it
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
I'm a musician and currently even studying music and I think it fits relatively good... One night, I think I could be a musical genius and the next Coltrane or Hendrix or Wagner and the next night, I'm drowning in self-doubt because I think I'm not even mediocre especially for my 15 years of making music...
>>711980063
Cyclothymia sounds like bullshit, soundtimes high self esteem sometimes low, hard time sleeping sometimes, sometimes cant concentrate.
sounds normal to me.
I'm 22 and I started not feeling "balanced". I actually made a doctors appointment about what I feel maybe some form of bipolar disorder but then canceled because I don't want to be misdiagnosed and taking pills that fuck with my emotions.
>>711980063
>>711986138
>>711986094
im an audio engineer lol kill me pls
Sounds about right. Bummed about winter coming and not being able to be outside as much.
<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Very Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
You're all weak and should kill yourselves
>>711980063
>http://www.depressedtest.com/
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
meh
Eh I work retail but I'm going to try for varouis blue collar trade apprenticeships, have a nice girlfreind, have a 2 yearold niece. Not much to be depressed about.
And I'm only 16... Way to live life! Single depressed and without a purpose or will to live.
Just got out of a mental hospital too
>>711980063
According to this I'm bipolar as fuck
This test knows me man
>>711980063
>>711986294
Also I'm on two powerful anti-depressants and 900mg of go-the-fuck-to-sleep pills.
Most of my problem is I have no hope for the future of humanity and find life pointless. We can't excel as a species when we can't even remember where we parked our cars...
>>711986433
>>711980063
I don't necessarily feel like "I want to kill myself and no one will care, woe as me" but more like
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Surprising
>>711986547
Just go to a tanning booth instead, BOOM your cured.
im diagonosed bipolar so idk wtf i was expecting
Apparently going to the doctor to clear up unknown causes for symptoms would lower some score here. Despite my thinking bipolar wouldn't show up, it has, and i used to get very high bipolar scores when i over exaggerated on these tests. However i have no vagina, and i'm really stable nowadays, so maybe it's just an artifact from back when.
>What is your least-favorite season?
>Option is of four seasons
Is there any neurotypical season to dislike?
>>711986850
I'm to depressed to care
>>711987080
The season shit is bogus. I have reverse SAD, but they don't even account for that. I get depressed when it's hot and muggy, and happy when it's cold.
In fact my door is open now and my house is at a comfy 62 degrees.
Been considering getting a 12 gauge lobotomy for a while now
9 hours to my shrink appointment
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
I guess it could be worse
Yep
>>711980063
It says I'm bipolar and I have cyclothymia. I say it's because my longtime girlfriend dumped me and I've been pretty down since then. Don't always believe this shit.
>>711980063
about what I expected.
I thought about jumping off my 3 story window onto the fence because i hit rock bottom, ever since my nana passed nothing has been the same...depression got me locked that i eventually dropped out of school because i was failing after the incident. I don't talk about it because i know I'll be treated like a freak but im already dead inside. That sounds edgy but that's what i always see when people talk about depression and i just want a normal life again
>>711980063
There is no test in existence that can prove you have depression or any sort of mental illness. It's all in your head
>>711980063
God damn... after looking at some you fuckers, i'm feeling pretty good about myself.
Ahhhhhhh well
>>711982210
wow really? makes me feel so much better that a dude on the internet told me depression isnt real!! haha, thanks anon. mind if i save this image??
>>711987652
my bad forgot
>>711987772
you're just sad, find something to do. get a job, go to college, get paid good you'll be alright.
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Sounds about right
Here Are Your Scores:
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Extremely High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
>>711987864
As someone who is going to college and has income, I still sometimes want to fucking kill myself.
>>711987690
really? there's no test???
what about the 100s of studies and programs that have been researching this for decades and have produced logical results?
how many fucking delusional, adjusted people are there that still believe depression and mental illnesses dont exist. Are you that brain dead?
>>711987864
Had all 3 of those things, then I gave up because it still didn't change what I felt.
Having money and stuff doesn't cure anything.
>>711988119
Yeah but like none of that is long-term. Soon your college career will be done, you will have a degree, and then you can get any job you want. Employers could give a fuck less what degree you have it's just that you have one. At that point you'll be straight. Once you have money, all the stress goes away.
>>711980063
If it wasnt for my gf, i wouldnt be here talking, im grateful for her but i want to do more for her
>>711980063
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Very High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
>>711980063
<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">High-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
>>711988299
Yeah, I guess 8 or so years of being depressed out of 23 years of life is not long-term.
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
>>711988611
Son of a bitch, newfag here.
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
>>711988611
you fucking idiot
>>711988571
Well time to commit suicide
I do a lot of drugs that affect the answers
If I may be free in my speech as I hope to be so,
I would like to present all people/youngsters/doubting adolescents here with one crucial piece of 'inside information' which may change your life:
You are alone.
Nobody cares.
Your friends are temporary.
Your parents are coincidental.
You will die without food and water but will live with both.
The 'belonging' you have been looking for is an illusion.
The world is far less kind or appealing then you think as of this moment
The sooner you start to value what is worth to you as a person, and start seeing people as passengers on the same derailed train as you are on, the faster you will come to realize that,
It does not matter.
You are how you decide to give purpose and meaning to the world you encounter en vice versa.
It is up to you, as as person, as a living, thinking, feeling, emphatic human being, to decide how You will live Your life
Should i be worried?
>>711988632
You've spent far too long thinking and less time doing
>>711988775
It's kinda hard to do what you want when you have no skills or meaning, not everybody can get cash and magically remove depression not even with a shrink
I get like this in winter. I'm also lonely and passed up a few really good girls. One in particular. I can't handle another breakup so I just aborted mission with this one. She's a good one. But I'm done with her. I cut her off.
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
>>711988122
Research and studies on mental illness are purely speculative. Again, no one - nothing - can prove that mental illness exists.
Back in the old days they used to say that you had a demon in your head and the only remedy was to drill a hole in your skull. Nowadays we essentially lobotomize people chemically through pills..much more profitable.
>>711980063
This good?
>>711989072
Skills are developed, meanings are found. Don't spend your time feeling bad for yourself.
Time for my sleep meds.
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Extremely High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
highly depressed
>>711980063
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
My depression is medically diagnosed, this isn't surprising.
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
I guess I don't belong on 4chan..?
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Very Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
You live in 2016. You have the internet and endless porn. You can order a bride from China at any moment. Be happy, you ungrateful fucks.
>>711989804
>inb4 someone tells me about their depression
No one cares, fuck you.
>>711983650
Walk into a doctors office, tell him tp suck your dick, them wildly laugh for several minutes, then cry, then say "oh are those cookies", grab a few and ask him how his wife is.
>>711989072
completely understandable.
But what I aim to communicate is that the reasons to be/feel 'less' are insignificant to the whole structure of your personal existance.
Being sad about your situation/life is being sad about paint being a color which you have te option of choosing.
I would like to stress that some situations are far less desirable than others, but the way you approach and deal with them are a product of your mental capacity/attitude.
Fix your mental self, and you will rule your world
You are all capable of loving and being loved, a mental disorder does not change that. It may be a lot of work and pain but any relationships you make will be much closer and built on more understanding than most people will ever have.
i feel like shit always but i don't drink and try not to get fat
but im sure my heart is suffering
As expected tbh.
I wanna kms right now btw
>>711980063
I just see no excitement in life. Humans do the same shit over and over. I'm 18 and can see the rest of my life already.
>>711990179
When I was 18 I thought I saw the rest of my life too. I didn't. It got worse.
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
http://www.depressedtest.com/
Just kinda wanna die man.
how did i do
>>711980063
>>711990813
About what everyone else did
>>711980063
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
First noticed something wrong about 5 years ago, officially diagnosed coming up on four years. It's still getting worse and doesn't really show any signs of changing
>>711980063
>>711990962
but i'm happy in life lol.
havent left my house or done anything with my life in 5 years, im 19
>>711989911
LOL XDXDXD HAHA ROFLMAO
>>711990648
where do you live?
i need to leave this soon to be frigid waste lan
Enjoy. Going through post-4-year relationship. Seems obvious to me.
>>711980063
lol fuck
>>711980063
Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｄｏｎ'ｔ ｒｅｐｌｙ ｔｏ ｔｈｉｓ ｐｏｓｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｍｏｍ ｗｉｌｌ ｄｉｅ ｔｏｎｉｇｈｔ．
<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Extremely High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Extremely High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
always known there is something wrong with me
Repost
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
>>711982848
Me too. Got my diagnosis 3 months ago after a manic episode. Good luck anon
Nice
>>711983455
Get yourself checked, this can affect your life pretty badly. Good luck
>>711983650
I got misdiagnosed as cyclothimic, got medication, had a manic episode where i fucked or punched everyone i could, attempted suicide and then diagnosed as bipolar.
>>711992446
Fuck you.
To all of you with Seasonal Affective Disorder OR any other Depressive state;
-Melatonin before bed 6-10-mg
-Try to wake early (before 8;00am)
-Straight out of bed jump in cold shower (trust me, feelsgoodman) 2-5min
-Vitamin D3 the fuck up! 5000ui to 10 000ui per day for a month then drop it down to 4000ui per day
Try it for a week atleast, a bit of effort and you will reap benefits! Good on you!
Im fucked i answered truthfully
>>711993945
Screenshot for future reference + does melatonin make you black?
>>711992887
You too beautiful angel anon <3
>>711980063
Depression is a Jewish lie to get Goys to doubt their value.
Well then
So I'd be medicated for bi polar
Who made this test
>>711980063
<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Extremely High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
>>711994915
Well aren't you just farting rainbows
>>711982351
Honestly its just a lazy diagnosis. If someone gave a shit they'd figure something out
>>711980063
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
This Test is Dildoes.
>>711992446
So what drugs you use
Doesn't look good /b/ro
>>711982766
If it makes you upset that you can't socialize effectively (even if at the same time it feels good to be alone) then sure its likely that the two interact
...Yeah basically...
>>711980063
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Guess I'm alright
not so bad
>>711980063
Lol why am I on 4chan again??
<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table> not as bad as i thought
>>711996456
>http://www.depressedtest.com/
holy shit dude, lurk more
:-^ these tests are a crock of shit
I bet it would change when in a different mind set or mood.. Hurr durr what you saying I'm a schizoid also yah kunts
>>711997361
my nigga
I'm not depressed, I'm just having triggers all the time.
if only I could block or move away from possible triggers I'd be just fine
:')
>>711994286
No but im pissing thick red paste, but I feel much better in other spheres of life!
I hate my mundane life.
>>711980063
>http://www.depressedtest.com/
This whole thing is a trick. If you can voluntarily take this entire test, you aren't depressed.
I'm 25, full of self-hatred, and with no goals even though I want to drive myself towards something. Anything really.
FYI this test is straight up shit. Most generic fucking questions that offer zero insight.
To everyone in this thread looking to learn something about themselves, you're doing yourself a disservice if you put the smallest amount of value in this thing.
It's the sort of thing that was written by someone who needed extra credit cuz they failed their psych 101 exam.
<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">High-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very High</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">High-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>
Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Extremely High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
>>711980063
OPs invented the test
>Collaborating with mental health organizations
>>711997829
are you me?
>25yo
>virgin
What
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
>>711998030
i lost 40lbs because I am never hungry or I dont want to leave my room
Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Nothing I didn't know, I was already diagnosed with Cyclothymia (which contains Dysthymia)
>>711998030
I put yes cause lost lots of weight and toned up a lot feels good mang
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Very High
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
>> unable to get treatment / support
>> welp. RIP, been fun /b/
>>711998142
smoking them cloudz
>>711997970
Fits the bill. I'm considering just working myself to death or something. I have way too much time on my hands outside of my 40 hour/wk job, maybe I should pick up a second job.
well guys, im a depressed bipolarfag
>>711980063
I expected less tbh
>>711997715
fuck you normy
>>711980063
Major Depression: High-Moderate
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
O-oh...
(You don't see the notification, shush.)
>>711998378
i cant even get a job. i was kicked out of the Army and no one will hire a vet who isnt honorable.
kicked out due to depression and weight. I am 124lb male.
>>711996543
Sounds like me
>>711980063
Well fuck
>>711980063
Cyclothymia
>>711980063
major depression
>amputated leg, associated nerve damage pain for over a decade
>favorite dog died 2 months ago
>mom died 1 month ago
>FIL died 2 years ago
>dad died 3 years ago
>MIL suicide 10 years ago
>2 axis bi-polar wife with major physical problems due to car accident injuries
>no money
>no family
>no friends nearby
>self medicate with Rx and alcohol/including wife
>not even angry enough to DGAF
>everything used to be better - 10/10 lifestyle, happy, money, health. now just sad and feeling old
pic related - both died since August
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Very High
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Extremely High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
>>711998711
Fuck dude. I tried to get in the Air Force at the age of 23 but was permanently DQ'd due to an undiagnosed eye disease. My most suicidal thoughts happened immediately following that.
I wish I had advice for you in your case but if that were the case we both wouldn't be here. I'm just putting on a facade in front of everyone and have nobody in my life. Nothing's holding me back except myself and I hate myself for recognizing it all these years and still doing nothing with my life.
>>711980063
Pretty much expected this
>>711999046
Shit anon I'm so sorry. I hope everything works out in the end. I have no excuses for my depression but you seem to be living through hell. My condolences.
>>711999046
>amputated leg, associated nerve damage pain for over a decade
Better be suing or getting compensation
>favorite dog died 2 months ago
At least it lived a full life with you
>mom died 1 month ago
she is in a better place not supporting your ass
>FIL died 2 years ago
What?
>dad died 3 years ago
Life his legacy and make him proud
>MIL suicide 10 years ago
Who hasn't?
>2 axis bi-polar wife with major physical problems due to car accident injuries
Leave her.
>no money
Same. it sucks.
>no family
no one loves you afterall
>no friends nearby
you dont need friends. wont help you walk.
>self medicate with Rx and alcohol/including wife
Smoke weed.
>everything used to be better - 10/10 lifestyle, happy, money, health. now just sad and feeling ol
that is a lie.
Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
>>711999803
Fuck me right?
>>711986542
Mods, you missed this one
>>711990532
This anon gets it imagine a downward graph
>>711980063
I took a couple of months ago. Legit. Not even trolling.
>>711990532
>>712000049
I chuckled and then I just shut down in sad laughter.
>>711999624
that is the most attention and consideration of my situation that anyone has given me in years. thank you for even bothering
>>711980063
Bask in the glory of anti-depression
>>712000361
shit forgot picture.
Now I'm depsressed :(
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
anybody want to guess what type of a person I am?
Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Very Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Major Depression: Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: Slight-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A
Doing good I guess
>be pedophile
>dated and had sex a lot when I was 9 til 16
>was not attracted to her anymore
>now cant find girlfriend because I want a childlike girlfriend.
>tfw cant even be a real pedo and just rape a kid.
I am a joke.
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
>Feels
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A
I'm ready to hero
>>712000568
normie?
>>712003356
eh, I guess
>>711980063
Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
/b/....you guys are my friends right?
>>712004779
Please be my friends....
