Dubs decide
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Dubs decide
Blend it
>>711977758
release
Into the blender with it
>>711977829
Roll and also take it to your house
flush it down the toilet
>>711977758
Drop it free
Feed for the rest of his life, keep him, care for him
>>711977933
WINRAR!!!!!!
Keep it alive, name it Moot, and worship it.
>>711977933
do it
>>711977933
Ding dong we have a winner hope OP isn't fag
Treat it like a God and worship it for the rest of it's life.
Also, your hands look tiny as fuck yp
>>711977758
Keep and raise and teach to do your bidding.
>>711977933
Yes!
>>711977933
How am the fuck... It will fly away once I release it
cum on it
OP! Do this, I will archive this thread if you do. Don't be scared to do this, you'll still remain anonymous.
Feed him and set him free
>>711978183
reel it in toilet paper u dumb fuck
Break it's wing first
Set him on fire and then let him free.
>>711978183
Tie a string around it so it can't open it's wings or use tape.
Give bird bro some fries
You're all fucking ill...
Let it go.
>>711978348
Rolling
>>711977758
Up the poop shoot it goes
>>711978183
saran wrap the bird
>>711978183
Go to a public restroom and do it, make sure it's a bathroom one person can go in. If you see a porta potty, just throw it in there and close the lid.
Let it go
>>711978348
Rolling again
perform a circumcision on him
>>711977758
Carefully tie string around one or both of its legs
tie other ends of strings to ceiling fan
turn ceiling fan on full speed
use ducktape
Set it free.
>>711977758
Piss in his eyes
make it cum
>>711978513
This
Okay here we go
>>711978543
Roll
>>711978348
this
>>711978348
Rolling for this
>>711978547
>not op
force it to watch bird cp
>>711978593
Rolling
Nope. Let him go.
yall gotta cum on that bird though
Goddamn my gets are weak.
Also let bird bro go unharmed
>>711978613
Woah man that's too far
I will just release it since flushing it down the toilet is too edgy.
Long time no dubs.
Let bird go.
Feed it
>>711978721
No.
Catch a girl bird and become a bird breeder
This thread is cursed to get no dubs
Up pooper it goes
>>711977758
tape it to the wall and throw fries at it
>>711978721
Good.
flush it down the toilet
Choose wisely.
pet him on his back, the vibrations will make it cum trust me
Into the blender
Release him
at least let us roll for something else don't be puss OP
>>711978721
Good, birb dindu nothing
Let the bird go.
>>711978721
Surprise surprise, op turned out to be a Faggot afterall.
>>711978721
Faggot? Faggot. If op.
tie weights to its wings so it bulks into superbird
Fug it XD
>>711978950
Reroll
Catch a female bird and become a professional breeder
Give fries and let him go
>>711978183
LET YOUR DOG EAT IT
i like cake
No dubs until you let him go.
Let it live in your room for 3 years
Release it
>>711979099
Fuck
>>711979099
MOTHERFUCKER
>>711978845
re-rawl
>>711979142
Reroll
>>711979099
Wut if OP has no doge?
>>711979099
>>711979099
Kek
Release
>>711979099
Waste of dubs OP won't do this
>>711979190
It's a dachshund, in the second pic OP posted
Fucking stomp on that bitch
>>711979288
After wanting to feed him fries, now I get dubs
>>711979322
Jesus this bird ain't having a good day
Release the poor thing
>>711979099
>>711979288
>>711979322
What's with the gets all of a sudden
Bite birds head off
>>711979443
Fuck I missed trips, thanks niggers
Let it fucking go you sadistic faggot
What are you doing OP
DON'T hurt him
Release it and go out and murder a human with a knife.
Trips get to let him go
Shove the bird up your ass post results
Just let it go you edgy faggot
Let the bird broke free
Choke that bitch till the eyes pop out
>>711979882
Fuck off edge Lord
>>711979806
rolling for what he said
Eh bit it's head off
>>711977758
Rape.
>>711980084
Why not
>>711980122
This nigger gets dubs
>>711980122
Wtf
>>711979099
They wouldn't my dogs are pussies
>tfw I sleep in a 2 people's bed with 2 dogs
>feelsbad.jpg
Keep Birb as Pet.
Flush the fucking thing
>>711980271
Puppers always make things better bro, don't feel bad.
>>711977758
Set it free, you dick.
>>711978721
OP was a fag all along
>>711979806
rollin
>>711980271
I lost my two dogs when I left my wife. Miss those bastards
>>711980271
feed it raisins and film it
>>711980489
dubs decide.
>>711980450
:')
>>711980518
That sucks man
Bird seed in your ass
Set it free
>>711980637
This is not a fucking feels thread. Flush the bird you faggot
>>711980637
Go inside a public building and let it fly aroud
>>711980655
WE HAVE A WINNER
>>711980637
Wrap burd in tin foil, then light some parts of burd.
>>711977758
stick in pooper
>>711980810
They look cute
>>711980800
I am a fag man. Can't kill the birdy so I let it free
>>711981084
Thanks man, they are great dogs
>>711980122
Wtf
>>711980655
Wtf lmao
put it in a container and place it in the freezer until it passes out.
go to neighbor's house, knock on door and throw that fucker inside
>>711978721
write it a poem first and post results
>>711977758
fuck it
>>711981298
1 off
I liked that idea
OP already let the bird free.
All of you sick bastards can stop with all the ideas.
Birdo didn't deserve it anyways ;
>>711981388
Check'd
>>711981506
then why make this thread?
>>711981506
faggot
>>711981643
Idk Why OP made this thread if he wasn't gonna do it anyways. But OP did the right choice
>>711981399
Yes
>>711978569
Roll
>>711981084
you can sleep peacefully tonight anon
>>711982345
I wish you a peaceful night as well
Set it free and blow your brains out.
DO. EEET.
>>711982345
>>711982422
Lick eachother's asshole already
>>711982769
I just like birds, you can burn any other animal if you want
>>711977758
Release it
Watch it suffer as you kill its babies and force feed them down it's throat
>>711978721
You're a good person OP.
