Let's start a rekt thread, so I can sleep well.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's start a rekt thread, so I can sleep well.
>>711971267
>>711971267
Twinkle twinkle little star, sleep op... Sleep... Good night
>>711971267
Commenting for keks
>>711971267
>>711973206
Man, russians.
>>711973367
indeed
>>711973499
wtf is this
>>711973367
An idiot is an idiot. It's got fuck all to do with where they were born and raised.
Quick example: Trump voters.
>>711973731
a woman in a white dress jumping out of a building
>>711973962
WITNESS
oh my gooner
>>711973933
hah fuck china has the best rekt footage
>>711973962
>starts grabbing it
zoz wtf muslims man i swear
>>711974406
because they dont value their and others lifes
>>711972511
>>711973444
>>711973499
>>711973933
>>711974344
What's going on here?
>>711974669
nerve gas
>>711974344
kek
>>711974740
too soon newbie, too soon...
>>711974860
nice contribution
>>711974802
I KeK every time i see this idk why
>>711974991
same, I'll dump some
>>711975051
Spilled the beans
>>711975051
he removed kebab
>>711974140
underrated post
>>711974119
different cultures come with their own brands of idiocies.
>>711974550
He really into his whole bull act isn'it?
He even tried to horn the kid after he fall off.
>>711975552
kek
>>711973933
reminds me of groundhog day when Bill Murray drives the truck off the cliff and it smashes upside down. Chris says, "Well, he could still be alive." Then it bursts into flame.
"Well, prolly not now."
>>711975301
fucking kek
>>711974453
filename tho
kek
>>711975150
>>711975789
damn
>>711974119
MAGA 2020. Don't be a crybaby.
this one is gold imo
>>711971267
>>711974453
adventure
>>711976132
OH GOD no, i might vomit
Anyone got the dance revolution where there's a guy in a burning cage ?
>>711975931
you can't MAGA in one term? boooooooooo
>>711974857
That's not very helpful
>>711975556
fuck deserved it but still gotta feel bad, bullet in the guts would be a shit way to die
>>711973962
Did they fuck 'it' then?
>>711973933
Almost had A Darwin award winner. Probably lived.
Pretty tame really, but a friend caught my leg with a chainsaw yesterday
>>711976241
goddamn
>>711974669
They all died from eternal bleeding
>>711974669
Asia.
>>711976639
story?
>>711974991
Q 7. If a person blasted into the air is in the air for 3 seconds, how high did they go?
>>711976053
lel wtf that cant be legit, bores dont just follow people around
>>711975051
Someone aint getting their yard 'done'!
>>711975789
Enough with the banana!!
>>711976862
probably it was a dumb one
>>711976166
kak best bossible outcome
>>711971267
fuuuuuuck dude this is how my little brother broke his leg last week, fuck man...
>>711974101
Sweet justice
>>711973206
i was shopping in the store one time and i was trying to look cool for a gir land this happened to me dude, awww man it was so f**king emberassing dude
>>711976489
no one gives a fuck
>>711973705
>>711977227
aw shit, did u know her?
>>711973444
AWWW SHIT! ME AND MY FRIEND USED TO DO THIS ALL THE TIME LOL! We would always let the cars run over our legs, shit was fun as f*k
>>711974239
I did not expect the roof to beat the truck.
>>711977427
neither the autist
>>711976952
hey its a versatile webm ok, it can go in a rekt or ylyl thread
i mean just look at the way he just fucking insta comas on the floor, hilarious
>>711976389
Lel
>>711976489
Zzzz.... and?
>>711977519
>the autist
it was probably some 80 year old senile piece of shit
>>711977122
hot
>>711973499
no lie, honestly, i did this one time. I was on top of the kaiser hostpial parking lot and all my friends dared me to jump off and i did like a dummy, i hit my head so hard i broke my nose
>>711976840
yes we need
>>711976859
pilots all like "peace lol"
>>711976894
someone just did
>>711974802
my god. Wasn't even wearing a seatbelt. Hope she died.
>>711973933
2sad4me :*(
>>711977636
I believe he was just a dumbass
as the one who built that stuff
>>711974931
is that kim jong un as a child
>>711977122
lol snake knows which side of his bread is buttered fo sho
>>711976840
Some crazy lady wants a cigarette. When refused, she does that.
>>711974202
Holy shit this is underated! One person gets lucky as fuck as she's nearly decapitated by the truck, while the other person who would otherwise have been just fine gets crushed as he turns to see the truck tip over on top of him
>>711974802
Dude thats not funny honestly, like honestly my mom did that one time its not cool. She could've her forehead
>>711976840
She asked for a cigarette, he didn't give
>>711975655
Nice dubs.
That guy had some big iron
>>711976848
not enough info. need initial velocity.
>>711974258
topzoz
>>711976848
roughly 20 feet
3 second round trip (1.5 sec each way)
gravity is 9.8 ft per second per second (aka second squared)
9.8x1.5x1.5=22.05
>>711974550
This looks pretty good for the neck
>>711976859
tha fuck did he have a seizure or something, no one does that then ejects that late
>>711975150
achoo
>>711978059
tha thing I like most of that gif is that the only one who got rekt was the one who was asking for it
>>711978008
Guy is a bigger fucking moron for pulling the gas nozzle out.
>>711978233
Tard, you have no idea the speed.
>>711977629
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>711978066
dude heres your fucking (You) now gb2ylyl
>>711974239
American architecture. The least a man can get.
>>711974684
spooky eyes nigger
>>711978203
that Iraqi Anti-AA fire is hardcore
>>711978167
Creepy creepy CUNT!
>>711978254
Pilots usually try to steer the plane away from the crowd at til the last second.
>>711973962
These are those Russian gangs who hunt faggots right? Any more?
>>711976811
Did he make it?
>>711976166
There goes africas only electric tool.
>>711977629
You dumb faggots want a story of this other stupid shit, but not of this bus seemingly collapsing on itself
>>711978415
You don't know the speed up, yes, but you know the rate of acceleration coming back, which means that you know at what point you'd have to start falling down in order to make it back down to the ground given the time limit of 3 seconds.
So true, you don't know it, but you can find it out.
>>711977627
Well I figured it was better than nothing considering these threads are always 99% made up of videos we have all seen 50+ times.
>>711978487
That's just Iraqi-grade flying.
>>711978649
holy shit i didn't horses were that strong
>>711978361
It was a knee jerk reaction, if he had had more than half a second to react, surely he wouldn't have done that.
>>711976206
i have it but the size limit is fucking with it , do you have any social media where i could share it with you ?
>>711976132
Alright kid, that's way too far
>>711976811
Fun fact, the impact killed the driver too.
>>711975789
ayy lmao
>>711978167
there's no way he's gonna have his eye on the ball now, with that little prick tease on the side lines
>>711977629
IT HAD EGGS.
>>711976053
Fucking Russia kek
>>711977930
Prince of Persia
>>711978766
muslims are just featherweights due to poverty
>>711978998
did he win?
>>711978731
As someone who works in a flight crew all of the plane ones put the fear in me. Anybody got one of a guy getting ingested by an engine? Might as well watch it happen so I can avoid.
>>711978233
Two things:
It's 1/2 at^2, so 0.5*9.8*1.5*1.5 would be more correct.
That's also 9.8 in m/s^2 not feet.
So 11 meters or 36 feet.
>>711978621
Not a bus, just an unsecured and likely over weight load rolling forward onto a truck cab.
>>711978184
>711978066
initial velocity = final velocity
or, to think about it a different way, how high would you have to be to fall for 1.5 seconds
>>711975792
moar justice! nothing so satisfying
>>711978922
VELMA NO
>>711978478
she was controlling that shit with her mind
>>711979073
oh yeah I have seen that. he has been lucky as fuck, he survived
>>711977930
Pretty sure that killed him
>>711977266
We'll never know but that didn't look painless or fast.
>>711978925
>Russian Dildo
>>711977380
aww i did, she WAS my future wife after all
>>711979223
the filesize limit wont let me upload them
>>711976489
I've inflicted worse injuries to my penis during a coke-wank
>>711978925
i have a chub right now, what does this mean
also holy shit i cant post half of my shit now due to 2mb limit
>>711979263
I can't imagine what the surviving part of his body looked like after. I bet the wiring cage held him out. Lucky dude.
>>711977064
Goddamn, story?
>>711978203
That's just plane wrong.
>>711979596
FRIG OFF CARLOS!!
>>711978876
how the fuck can you let it get that bad? was he having a nap while the building around him was falling apart and just didn't notice?
>>711975494
look how fast the second ape gets the fuck out of that place
it's almost unreal
>>711979616
WTF
>>711974239
Did an engineer never think that someone might be stupid enough to do this?
>>711979542
it wasnt that bad, at all. the helmet got stuck in the turbine and he got some minor injuries.
Hold on, I'll find the vid
>>711975301
silky smooth like a boss
>>711979550
Fire and people ran away. One guy tried to save his car but decided not to and ran away too.
>>711973444
Welp not only did he learn that day not to be a slow retard but also to not be a pussy and lie there.
>>711978457
heavy load not secured rolls forward after hard stop
>>711978766
>horses
are you retarded?
>>711979847
But how was fire?
>>711979126
Because of the "don't know initial velocity" statement, i figured that his initial velocity was the same as his ending velocity
9.8m/s/s*1.5s=14.7m/s, or 32.88mph
Does that math check out?
>>711979680
I think he was there to check if someone were stuck inside
>>711979711
I'm an engineer and we cant understimate the stupidity of other people
![[spoiler]the cameraman just turned on the vibe.webm](https://i.imgur.com/9riCbWN.jpg "[spoiler]the cameraman just turned on the vibe.webm")
>>711979711
there is only so much stupid an engineer can account for
>>711978233
g is m.s^-2 not ft.s^-2 you dumb american. So it's 22 metres. Because g doesn't account for drag/air friction, I'd say 20 metres, which is around 65 feet.
>>711979186
oh yeah you right.
>>711979750
I wanna see one straight-up suck someone in.
>>711979542
>>711979750
here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF3Iz7b95-8
>>711979976
nigger
>>711979979
Nerve gas
>>711973962
I don't understand what's happening here.
Speaking of Rekt, a few days ago a local girl jumped infront of a fucking train, was wondering if there was some way to get my hands on the footage from the front of the train that exists according to the chief of police.
>Canadian National if that helps at all
>Pic related
>>711978925
Source?
>>711976166
what a fucking idiot he should have used the ground to push himself instead of the boat to pull
>>711979550
>nerve gas
>>711977380
I though that guy was getting spanked not shanked
>>711978805
they found his mixtape
>>711980089
jesus...its hard to live down making a twat of yourself that bad...
>>711974931
F=ma
>>711977064
what the hell is happening here??
>>711980284
yeah it dislocated her hip and made her bleed out through her ass
what the paper didn't report on: "fucking train" is the name of my dick
>>711980284
Same fag here
>Legitimately another fucker just jumped infront of a fucking train
>Not even 3 days and it fucking happens again
>>711978925
So want to do this to most girls I know. 90% at least. Lucky fucks got to do this without me.
anyone have the one where the nigger is shot in the head at point blank I use to see it on here all the time
>>711980526
gonna admit though, shes pretty fucking cute
>>711979979
I donno, I am sure the fire was doing quite well. I never have asked a fire how its doing before.
>>711980694
take it to the cringe thread you edgy motherfucker
>>711973933
forklifts are fucking heavy
>>711980731
yeah, lucky she isnt the ugly girl in school. she'd be hanging from the ceiling by now
>>711980829
>edgy
If that even still a thing these days?
>>711980211
I secure the hook, place the cones, and load the cargo. I might die this way.
Except most of my planes are 747s.
Nobody could survive that intake.
This is so personally scary. Our intake area's about 30 ft, 5 next to the jet.
>>711980913
So was that bitch, but not heavy enough.
>>711980094
When acceleration is involved, eurotrash, the distance is calculated with the median speed. Because the minimum speed was 0, the entire number is halved, making the height 11 metres.
>>711981139
fucking people are so dumb lol
>>711980049
>>711980089
Very true
>>711975616
u see clearly he dindu nuffin
>>711981248
yep
>>711981029
This is fucking disgusting. Even for /b/.
>>711981486
The weak should fear the strong
>>711979517
I just finished fapping, and I also now have a chub.
>>711981318
yeah he was unarmed and peacefully jogging down the road
>>711976241
ONE PUUUNCHH
>>711981895
I just want to know what happened here, can anyone explain? Was this a morbid obese person that got extra skin removed?
>>711981379
Thank Mr skeltal
>>711976639
Exactly why at the pump it tells you NOT to remove the nozzle in case of fire
>>711981895
Ive seen this image over the years so many times but no ones been able to tell me just what the fuck this is? They look like bedsores but what the fuck is up with her legs?
>>711981895
whut
>>711976251
Can't make great something which never was in the first place
>>711976701
kek
>>711982222
quads
>>711982222
DIGITS
>>711973206
Things that only happens in Russia
>>711976132
REKT! Not GORE!
Goddamnit people!
>>711977380
haha i live here, this story was cool
>>711973705
>fly swatter
>>711981895
>>711981995
Its a botched lipo
>>711977380
jesus brutal, imagine shitting for the next month got damn
>>711982013
Why is the cum blue?
>>711980761
dont do that
Wtf I love rekt now.
>>711977629
shit wasn't strapped down in the back i guess...
>>711982727
the lipo was probably fine, it would be that filthy fucking animal scratching her dressings and getting them infected because fat people have no personal hygiene
>>711977266
Why the hell did he bother drinking water first? "I'm about to kill myself but I better stay hydrated!"
>>711974991
Ha, that looked like a Rey Mysterio entrance.
>>711973962
What a day, what a lovely day!!!!
>>711982997
he took a cyanide pill just to be sure
>>711974101
That happened in colombia anon
>>711978170
you know marty robbins?
>>711975655
Holy fuck NICE
>>711980796
This is the best shit I've ever seen. Like, dude.
>>711979417
have you ever freebased and subsequently snapped your banjo string
>>711981895
>>711981995
>>711982088
>>711982195
>>711982727
I think this is the effect of a drug called Krokodil
>>711974344
hahahhaaaa
>>711982824
she's blowing a smurf
>>711975494
Damn, that nigger got it right in the face. Of course his buddy runs right away, fucking niggers have no loyalty to anyone or anything above themselves. Noble automatons, indeed.
>>711974119
How about the idiots bitching about trump,but forgot to fucking vote?
>>711980534
ma nigga
>>711975655
way he held the gun makes it seem like he was an off duty cop
>>711981379
how is it even alive
>>711982472
>implying the early Muslims didn't draw Allah intentionally as a penis, and implying Islam isn't a cult of fecundity and fertility in the first place like most religions
>>711978457
>>711978621
>>711979028
Those round heavy things weren't properly secured....
>>711977266
true hero
>>711977670
wtf?
This thread took a. Shitty turn
>>711977022
I hope these are trump protesters
>>711983507
looks way different, krok kills off parts of your flesh, mostly where you inject which is why you usually lose an arm first
this is clearly along a line on the skin
