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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pic, unless you post in this thread.
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>>711955528
How do freddy
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>>711955528
Why man, why.
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>>711955528
oh man i love jared leto
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>>711955528
does he suck it good
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I'm fucking gay
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>>711955528
k
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Hey Teddy
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>>711955528
Teddy can't fucking spell
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Asshole~
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>>711955528
y
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h
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No pls
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ok
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Fuck off
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k
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I don't get it, why is it worse with a rusty ice pick, why is that relevant, and how can he hide in my crampy apartment...
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do he succ
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>>711955528
spooky~
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STOP THIS
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>>711955528
Hey Teddy
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To teddy~
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end my existence teddy
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>>711955528
how the fuck is he gonna gouge my eyes out with a picture of rusted ice
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>>711955528
Someone is going to murder you with a sharp icepick and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
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>>711955528
im a nigger
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fuk off space nig
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Do it now
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you guys are faggots, this shit is beyond autism
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>>711955528
stop it ffs
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>>711955528
I just cant take that risk...
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come get me teddy i'll be waiting for you
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>>711955528
sure
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>>711955528
Well Teddy, I work nights so don't eat my leftover chinese, refill the Keurig if you use it and turn the goddamned lights off when you leave.
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>>711955528
aint getting fucked today
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>>711955528
fu
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>>711955899
you are safe because you posted in the thread not because of some bullshit cat card.
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Again?
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Shit!!! He is right! there is a Teddy at home!
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I ain't postin shit.
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>>711955528
Kunt
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>>711955528
okay
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Hi
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Kek
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>>711955528
dindu nuffin
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>>711955528
oi fuck off, will ya
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a
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plz
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Joke's on you, I'm awake at 3:37am, not sleeping
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>>711955528
Yo
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>>711955528

WHY
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>>711955528

>Teddy is dead.

then this should be on /x/
problem solved.
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kys
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Why
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dont
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great
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Fuck off teddy I replied to immunity cat
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fuck off niggah
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>>711955528
shit
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Damn it!
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>>711955528
I cant die as vergin
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>>711955528
teddy fuck you
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Nah
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hjg
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Memes
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That doesn't sound fun at all.
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>>711955528
no teddy pls
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>>711955528
Don't do it Teddy
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pass
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>>711956376
that shit always spooked me when child
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>>711955528
Digits will protect us from him
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DORMAMMU, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!
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G
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no please no teddy
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>>711955528
Come at me Teddy you lil bitch, i'll fuck you up
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>>711955528
k
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Teddy no
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ITT: Underage beta faggots
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Fucks sake
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lol
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ugh, filthy jews
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>>711955528
hehe xd
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cant always be too sure
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>>711955528
K
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>>711955528
Thanks mr skeletal
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>>711955528
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>>711955528
This is cancerh
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>>711955528
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Fucking niggers
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>>711955528
Teddy no
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>>711955528
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>>711955528

aight
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>>711955528
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Pls teddu
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teddy is such a dang hunk
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>>711955528
good job /b/ now this thread wont die.
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>>711955528
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Best I can do is 1:30
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>>711955528
good thing i want to die
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Ice pics or it didn't happen
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>>711955528
wat it do freddy my nigga
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>>711955528
yoooooooo, nooooo
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Ok I guess
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nigger
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Teddy is going to be extra fucking dead
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>>711955528
rip me
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>>711955528
teddy don't do it
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>>711955528
kys
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>>711955528
heyhey
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>>711955528
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nigger
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>>711955528
ayyyyy
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;=
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fucking hell
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>>711955528
hm
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please lord
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ook
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Memes
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Is faggot still even a word?
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Sup
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>>711955528
I don't believe you
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>>711955528
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k
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>>711955528
Eyy mayn
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Teddy is a pointless showoff.
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Rolling 888
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>>711955528
Will i die tho?
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k m8
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?am i safe now?
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Kei
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>>711955528
Why would teddy do that
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Teddy plis
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Fine, here
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Go away
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>>711955528
scary
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>>711955528
Will teddy be my friend?
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How are you Freddy
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Yo Teddy fuckin chill man were not even outta hash yet. This is the last time I smoke with a Puerto Rican
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>>711955528
kill self.
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>>711955528
leave me alone ted
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reply
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Fk off
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Sup m8, pls dont hurt me
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>>711955528
g
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>>711955528
THE POWER OF DOG COMPELS YOU
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>>711955528
Please don´t fuck me up Teddy :'v
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hot
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k
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Fuck off
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jared ketone
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do it pussy
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ddsdsds
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Good meme
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>>711955528
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no teddy dont
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At least my mom is safe
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L
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>>711955528
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>>711955528
Suck me off, faggot.
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OP is a fag
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>>711955528
u wot fam
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>what he's going to remove my eyes with
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Fuuuuu
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I usually don't fall for these, but I like my eyes so Id rather not take my chances.
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>>711955528
yum
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Niggers
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>>711955528
stahp with these threads buddy
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Pls no
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Dank.
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>>711955528
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K
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>>711955528
oh boy
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>>711955528
OP is a faggot
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What if I have no eyes already, Teddy?
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>>711955528
i will introduce Teddy to my 45 and my 50 cal.
Because mom did not raise a pussy.

Pic me
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.
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Please leave me alone ok
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Pls no hurt
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but hes dead
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>>711955528
nope
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>>711955528
DON'T DO IT TEDDY

YOU NEED TO RESCUE DOLORES
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>>711955528
K
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Teddy looks like that one youtuber who watches old commercials and shit, high on Trump Farts.
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big dick damage
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>>711955528
Pls stop with these threads
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>>711955528
fuck you
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>>711955528
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Sheesh
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Now leave me alone
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>>711955528
oh man why???
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I saw him
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>>711955528
pls no
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hello
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Try me.
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>>711955528
<3 love you teddy
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>>711955528
>>711955528
>>711955528
>>711955528
Well... better save then sorry.
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sup speddu
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>>711955528
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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l
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wefrgthjh,k
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>>711955528
hijack this thread with lolis
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>>711955528
this is the new cancer
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well played
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>>711955528
better safe than sorry
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>>711955528
Rusted ice Pic? As in a picture of Ice?
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>>711955528
Lol
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