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Well, about two months ago I told you faggots I was in line to

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Well, about two months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 57 million dollars from my uncle who molested me as a kid.

After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am the richest person on /b/.

A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now

First to roll quads gets $35,000
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I'll bite
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>>711946353
what if quads but no redeem info?
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Rolling
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rell
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>>711946353
How will you know who actually rolled the quads ?
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rollin
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I'll bite too. Fuck god damnit.
Paypal: [email protected]
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>>711946610
It'll be me
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roll
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>>711946353
Hell why not? Rollin.
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If quads you burn all the money and upload it.
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[email protected]
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>>711946353
Stale
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>>711946353
omg me mem em me me me!
....jesus christ
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Yolo god bless
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Rollerino
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Roll
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heck yes my duderino
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>>711946353
rawl!
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ez quads bois

Paypal: [email protected]
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rawl
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Hope I win
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quads for days
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almost anon
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Low quality pasta faggot
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I got this.
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>>711946353
Oh boy its THIS tread agian
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I am not a robot
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Congrats brah
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I am a robot>>711947013
I wont get quads
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donate it to charity
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Whaddup
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Rollll
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I wanna die
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go
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rollin like Molly
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>>711946353
Sure why not?

Rollin'
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Reroll
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Did it feel good tho
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calling quads with 7777
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Oh my god that's so much rent and food and tuition oh my god
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>>711946353
eat my mangina
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my paypal has r and boggs in it if i get quads ill post
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Well...Fuck.
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mines has the and 88 in it
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Give me money.
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>>711947408
reroll
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roll
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Check 'em
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7777
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>>711946353
Rolling
Steam id: iasatan
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Roll
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Give it to charity.
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Why not
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>>711947444
So close
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Rollerino
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>>711947438
roll again
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we wont get quads for a while
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Buy a fucking hooker faggot
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just because why not
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>>711947552
rolling again, need 10grand for a fishing boat, to work
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Check em
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I'm Jewish, so I deserve that money
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I don't care about getting money, I'm pretty well off myself (invested 500k that i received-- nowhere near your amount, though pretty good regardless)

I just want to tell you this.
DO SOME FUCKING SCIENCE RESEARCH WITH IT.
I want to be able to have a completely mechanical body, i.e. be a brain in a robot's chassis, fully functional.

And, other things as well, of course.
Don't care about cancer research. That isn't going anywhere. Send off money to research on humanity-evolving type technologies. Stuff that will push us forward.

If you give a shit about "ethics" you're gay, by the way.
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im twelve
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Burn it.
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Rollin
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Please me so I can go forward with life and live it out hunting up in the Yukon.
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Rich bitch over there -----^
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>>711947470
7777 call
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Penis
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>>711947485
Fuck chairty give it to me lmao
>>711946895
Confirm
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ROLL
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>>711947755
7777
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oh no
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Here be quads.
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Pay for my college
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>>711947777
Fuck
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>>711947777
WINNER
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>>711947777
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOD JOB ANON SEE IF OP DELIVERS
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Again please so I can live in the Yukon away from degenerates.
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Fuck my duck
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Rolling in the deep
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>>711947777
hurry and reply to prove its you man
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PayPal: [email protected]
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Rollerino
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BULLSHIT
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Watch this get!
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Xavier
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>>711947880
It's me.... deets coming
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>>711947883
This is not me OP
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Shit posting on /b/
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>>711947974
Shut the fuck up, I got 7777.
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Use it to buy a crane to remove the giant dick out of your throat faggot
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>>711947715
any chance youd be up for loaning me 12 grand for a fishing boat? I'll give you back 15, within a time frame of about 2 years just to be safe.

Happily sign a legally binding contract, i'm uk based, scotland
I'm the and 88
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>>711947974
[email protected]

Lets see if OP is true
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>>711948004
>>711947974
This man is telling the truth

>>711947883
nice try you fuck
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>>711948095

I am the true winner of 7777 and this is my email. This is the trouble with winning on /b... how prove?
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Good for you dude! Spend it wisely. Sure as hell earned it for molesting you! Enjoy and live the way you want to live ;) ps. Youre probably not the richest on /b
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>>711948323
Upload a photo of your face with timestamp showing the post next to you.
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>>711948323
I'm gonna sit here refreshing Paypal until OP delivers
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Plz
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>>711948468
But how would this prove? anyone could do the same ...
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Give Me the moneyoli
Email [email protected]
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>mfw all newfags dont know its a copypasta
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>>711948507
Still no joy
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so many rich uncles leaving millions for kids they molested. and most of those kids give a smal amount to /b/
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Paypal has a double z at the end. R0ll
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>>711946353
Rolling
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>>711948895
cmon OP, delivar
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>>711946353
[email protected]
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Rolling because crippling poorness
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Does this technically make you a prostitute?
Paypal: [email protected]
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>>711949658
OP still hasn't delivered
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Kek um
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This is posted almost everyday newfags. Just kill yourself already
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Check em fags
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>>711948069
I'd help you out, but my life is in shambles myself, and I'm currently trying to repair/invest as much as I can to get as close to a million as possible. Sorry, lad.

You should probably find someone more reputable than an anonymous user on /b/, if I were to give advice.
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Make it rain on a bum... Rollin'.
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>>711946353
stalest pasta
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>>711949972
no worries, good luck my friend.
nothing ventured, nothing gained eh, i'm working on rasing the money by repairing stuff and selling it on, but its an incredibly slow process and the season starts in april. I'll get there, eventually, but the sooner the better really.
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Roll
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>>711950351
Good luck, temporal friend. I hope you meet your goal as well.
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U can literally give all of /b/ 100 dollars
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>>711946353
Im too poor for quads
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Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin
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71155274947777
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Y
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Ug
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Hdgcr
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Gdvgr
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I just need 1000
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>>711946353
>57m in a worthless currency
>thinks he's rich
>laughinggirls.jpg
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>>711947777

too bad OP is a faggot and you all just took the bait
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Roll
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>>711946353
Rolling
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>>711948468

>implying you cant just edit element in chrome.

I'ma get 35k's fo sho
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>>711946353
stop this stupid threads fucking tard
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Chrck them
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>>711951308
I still haven't received mine as yet
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>>711946353
This is stale pasta.
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*quads*
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bites
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rollinnnn
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easy. [email protected]

thanks
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rollin for richfag famalamalala
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Roollliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
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Ill bite
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How did he die?
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I'll bite
Paypal: [email protected]
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Thats alot of money dude
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Lets face it guys,we ain't gettin this
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>>711946353
Rolling for keks
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>>711947777
Waiting for deliver
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>>711952996
Nope... still not been paid
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Are all of you really this new ? This pasta is like 3 years old already
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Rolling
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>>711952800
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Probably not
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