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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
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No
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Fuck this shit.
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>>711944694
kkk
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>>711944828
GROSS
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>>711944694
I wont take any risk
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>>711944694
Back to ylilauta
Lätkäsen sua edelleen käkättimeen jos eres kehtaat paikalle tulla saatanan paviaani
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>>711944694
fk
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>>711945006
Love is love. Dont judge.
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>>711944694
ALLAH AKBAR
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BOIPLS
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Ayyyy
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k then
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this is gary busey wtf
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No plz
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fuck u
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fml
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>>711944694
If Teddy is dead, how can he remove my eyes? Checkmate, atheists.
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>>711944694
Oh yeah. That's my fetish!
Would love to have him gauge out my eyes while I jack off the both of us. (Can dead people get a hard on? )
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>>711944694
fuck off
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fcking nigger
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>>711944694
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oh shit nigga
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not unless i remove my eyes first!
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>>711944694
k
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Vittuako sä siellä katolla rymistelet saatanan apina
ALAS SIELTÄ TAI SAAT SELEKÄÄS
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>>711944694
but OP i want to die
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>>711944694
cunt
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>>711944694
ok
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>>711945593
He won't kill you though. Just fuck up your eyes bad.
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I'm going to find teddy and beat the shit out of him.
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>>711944694
im already blind
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>>711944694
fk u
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>>711944694
ben
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Teddy plz go
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Teddy y u do tis to meh? :(
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>>711944694
aint gonna happen!
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>>711944694
My friend Jimmy was crushed by a giant squid.
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>>711944694
Teddy seems like an alright dude
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>>711944694
teddy pls
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ayylmoa
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>>711944694
After you, Betobeto-san.
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>>711944694
Okay
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>>711944694
lol i don't need freedom. i do not consider this a reply. i'll fuck teddy's sweet asshole.
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Ted 3
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>>711944694
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Rusted ice pick. Rusted ICE.
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>>711944694
Jokes on you, im already blind.
Suck it ass hole
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No plz
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I don't fuck with no risks boi
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>>711944694
Fuckno
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ted 876
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nope
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>>711946051
Too bad, he's not in your house anymore.
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>>711944694
it's 0420 here fag.

blz it nigga
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>>711944694
He should go to the dentist.
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better safe than sorry
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teddy looks like a bitch
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>>711945271
holy fuck, Sauce!
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>>711944694
not real
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Fuck you Teddy
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>>711944694
these are muttleys, tonight at 4.44 they will fuck you with a wire brush
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>>711946300
kek
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>>711944694
I'd like to see this guy, but I also like my eyes
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ok
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>>711944694
aight fam
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>>711944694
jhghjg
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can i let freddie fly my dronme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRvaTHASNcI
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fine
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>>711944694
Well Teddy, I'm gonna be at work at 3:37am so guess you fail.
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kay
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Kek
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he can fly this one tooooo
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>>711944694
If Dubs, Teddy kills Obama and Hillary
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>>711944694
I mean, OK.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKxb9h9lcZA
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>>711944694
Nigga, stop forcing me
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No teddy
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>>711944694
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I'll twat the little cunt
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MEME MAGIC IS REAL
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>>711944694
Ok fuck normally i dont reply to this shit but god dammit i have to now
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>>711944694
How the fuck can you remove eyes with a rusted ice pick?
Blinding them sure, but eyes and seeing-nerve are pretty tough, no way he can do that with a ice pick.
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Nah ain't worth it
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>>711944694
lit
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>>711945315
Top kek lost
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I didnt know someone would come so close to me
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no u
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Bait
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeULNIuP9oM
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>>711944694
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>>711944694
Oh no
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>>711944694
No thank you.
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>>711944694
Teddy stay deddy
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>>711944694
oh noe
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>>711944694
Why you gotta do this man
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jesus fucking christ you fucking newfags

fuck all of you
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>>711946799
Did he died?
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>>711944694
stay deaddy teddy
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гоаншаншанл
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Walp....
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what the fuck
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>>711944694
y doe
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He looks like a nice dude
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fuck
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>>711944694
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>>711944694
HA! jokes on him. I dont have a home
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Pls teddy fuking kill me i don t have enought balls to do it myself
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>>711944694
Well fuck you too
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>>711944694
oy vey
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fuck you teddy
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Hi
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>>711944694
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Forgive me Teddy, take my offering
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>>711944694
Kekkkkk
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Ok
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Hi teddy
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>>711944694
suck a fat cock teddy
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Welcome to Facebook everyone
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Cyka blyat
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>>711944694
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Does teddy know how to SLAPPA DA BEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSE?
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lolwut
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Fuck off
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I won't even be home at 3:37, and if you don't reply back to this, say goodbye to your entire family OP
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Lololololol
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>>711947379
NO U
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cancer
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K
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¬
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OP is a fucking faggot again, sage
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Why are you a faggot OP?
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Wheres this image from anyway?
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Bwah
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>>711944694
I really hope this isn't the new trend. Please go back to killing mommy.
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teddy pls nu
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oh jeez
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>>711946608
Well now you replied so you cant find out you dumdum
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>>711945570
Fuck i legit had to make some finnish friend of mine translate that

What the fuck are you doing on the roof making noise you fucking monkey
Get down from there or your gonna get beaten up
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I'M SLAPPAN SAT BEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYSSSSSSEEEE
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Fuck off teddy
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Pingas
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>>711946300
Why did that make me kek
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>>711944694
save me
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>>711946351
Good
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Tety
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>>711946608
Well he obviously can since u had to go reply.
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come at me bro
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Teddy pls no ;_;
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>>711944694
plz dont
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i like my eyes
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Fuck that shit i need my /g/fur
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>>711944694
do it faggot !
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K
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OH HO HO FUCKING HELL GEY FUCKED YOU NAMBY PAMBY MOTHER LOVER I CANT TIRN OFF THE FICKINF CAPS AND MY PHONE WONT BACKSPACE FUCK ME WHY IS THIS SO AIDS??!!
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Ok faggot
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ok boy :-) kys now
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Nahh
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breh
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>>711944694
blz nuh
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>>711944694
I'm safe
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ok
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>>711944694
lol fu teddy i removed them myself and its not even midnight ! FUCKER
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>>711944694
ayy
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How did you do that dude
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Stop being gay
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kfc
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>>711944694
Why a rusted ice pick?
Is that supposed to make it worse somehow?
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>>711944694
stopp
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Suck my fucking cock, Teddy
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>>711944694
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>>711949455
if u hold him i could rape him, then we swap
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>>711944694
WHY
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>>711949401
It's all he had on hand.
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>>711944694

come at me faggot, im drifting into heroin withdrawal and im out of xanax.
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>>711944694
please no teddy
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no teddy
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no
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>>711944694
kek
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>>711944694
Nigger
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Fuck this
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>>711944694
fk
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>>711944694
I hate to encourage these threads, but better safe than sorry
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>>711944694
Teddy seems a nice boi
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>>711944694
o
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>>711944694
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...
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>>711944694
faggot
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>>711944694
ok
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did teddy vote for trump?
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>>711944694
smd
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Teddy's a cuntlord
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Fuck
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Why 3:37 and not any other time?
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>>711944694
Cello give me a girlfriend plox
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I ate a lahmacun with extra zaziki
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>>711944694
So much nope
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Eyy fuk you ma
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OMG as the kids say.
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asasd
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teddy is love
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>>711944694
HE WONT
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>>711944694
fine i'll post.
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>>711944694
y
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>>711944694
>711944694
>94
>9 + 4 = 13
03:37
0 + 3 + 3 + 7 = 13

2 spooky 5 me
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well that escalated quickly
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>>711950185
>711950185
>85
>8 + 5 = 13
!!!
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Nigger
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Teddy no
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nig
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no thank you
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teddy pls
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>>711944694
WHITE POWER BE GONE
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>>711944694
Fu
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rip everyone
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>>711944694
no, he will run when he sees me
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Memes
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i'm ready 4 U, Teddy
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>>711944694
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Rip
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>>711944694
pls get my roomate keban instead
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>>711944694
not taking any chances.
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>>711944694
Power of christ
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>>711950308
moar
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>>711944694
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maybe he can play some mortal kombat with me
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>>711944694
In this thread
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k
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>>711944694
Aint gonna take no risk
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>>711944694
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man gatta meet a fwatty bae so g's goota survive da night
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Not risking this shit
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fuck
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>>711944694
niggers
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Baby don't hurt me
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Okay, I'll post
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>>711944694
Jokes on you i have no eyes.
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Swiper no swiping
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>>711944694
nio
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jokes on you, i wont be home at 337 am
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>>711950644
And please check these dubs
And these trips
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Kk i dont want any troubles
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Fuck this shit sieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
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>>711944694
aw hell naaW!
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Wont find me
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i have aids
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>>711946300

Fake and gay
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>>711944694
3spooky5me
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>>711944694
NO TEDDY PLS
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>>711944694
fuck
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>>711944694
no
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Wow
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>>711944694
fuck
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Rude
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But what if I'm teddy too?
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okay
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>>711944694
Aw hell no he wont
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asdf
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gr8 m8
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>>711944694
okie
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>>711944694
How?
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>>711944694
The joke's on Teddy. I am homeless in an internet cafe. Does Teddy have a home where I can stay?
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>>711944694
aaaaaaaaaaa
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dont want to risk it
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plis no
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That teddy is really scary
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>>711944694
pls no
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hui.
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