G/fur Horse Dick Edition
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G/fur Horse Dick Edition
>>711930339
now we're talking!
>>711930548
Nice
>>711930847
so is that
>>711930886
I wanna be the fox
>>711930339
>>711930942
>>711931266
whoah there
>>711931158
>>711931508
>you will never be that bunny
:_:
>>711931680
You can be my bunny
>>711931742
yes pls
>>711931678
noice.
>>711931680
>>711931894
>>711931954
Hot dogging that would be do intimidating...
>>711931954
>>711931954
>>711932121
definitely
>>711932178
yummy
>>711932143
mmm bondage that's the ticket
also hi you lovable queers
>>711932323
niiiiiiiiiiice also hi
>>711932294
>>711932323
Don't call me a queer! I just like to have things put up my butt! Balls never touch!
>>711932599
>Balls never touch!
lol gay
>>711932588
>>711932721
>>711932721
My bf says it's not gay if one of us is the girl, though.
>>711932599
Balls don't touch huh, but do you touch balls?
>>711932915
disgusting
>tfw no bf
>>711932874
>>711932981
Only when I need to fondle them when sucking a cock.
>>711933030
I kid, I kid.
>>711933030
>>711933147
I'm gonna need a demonstration
>>711932588
>>711932793
how's it hanging guys?
>>711932599
you put random objects up your butt? wow what a slut... just wow
>>711933301
As long as it's no homo.
The implied ass to mouth here is what makes this image tbhfam.
>>711933231
hey its cool I'm just playing about. Serious about the no bf tho ;_:
>>711933257
>>711933418
ehh not bad I guess, not well though, hows it with you?
>>711933458
oh yeah!
>>711933464
>>711933418
You can put your random object up my butt if you want.
>>711933625
You'll have to fight me for the pleasure. No sharing unless the Top wants to claim us both!
>>711933708
>>711933859
horsey butts need love too
Got anymore with the tops penis dwarfing the bottoms?
Cock size comparison damage best.
>>711934069
*da* best.
>>711934010
tfw no crusader bf
>>711934010
All the love
>>711934204
no
>>711934354
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Pic related is my favourite. I wanna get my tongue all over that butthole
>>711934544
that's a chocolate donut not a butthole
>>711934582
all the more for eating! :3
>>711934694
it's too bad I can't order "ass" from a food truck
>>711934778
yeah iktf buddy :_:
>>711934544
Not too picky myself who the butt belongs to, so long as it's a nice butt
>>711934899
And I don't think hitting on the Muslims that run most of them would be a good idea. Oh well.
>>711934955
oh god no blerrrgggghhhhhh
>>711934939
same tbh along with penis
>>711935067
arabs are hairy and violent, I can't wait for president trump to deport them all
>>711935117
tell me about it pal, eurofag here, britpong to be specific
>>711934778
You'll just have to start a new business. We'll name it "Fuck on a Truck." Order some ass, step up to stool, eat. Can also make a donation of ass to make the lads in the truck happy. Turn around, booty on counter, get plowed.
What could go wrong?
>>711935166
>britbong
>eurofag
Not anymore, based nige.
That said london has fallen to the paki hordes, so that's rough.
>>711935197
See this is the kind of entrepreneurial thinking we need in higher management.
>>711935267
yeah thank god I dont live there
>>711935435
When the call goes out to retake the capital from the subhuman masses you better be on the front fucking line, anon.
>>711935523
oh believe me I will
>>711935267
I suppose the reverse could be true too, and you could order ass for fucking too... We need to have a firm business plan before plunging into the crevices of a new marketing demographic.
>>711935609
>>711935609
Sing Rule Brittania while you're at it.
>>711935686
I think that might cross the line into prostitution. If it's just eating ass you can probably make the argument that you're a very bizarre restaurant.
I find your lack of Taurinfox disturbing
>>711935773
lol yeah bawling it at the unwashed hordes
>>711935914
>>711935983
>>711935914
that's that old school shit dude
>>711935983
the last sounds they hear on this earth will be the melodies of drunken patriotism and the whizzing by of 5.56
>>711936140
hellllllll yeahhhh as we drive them into the sea
>>711936229
Jesus Bill, your mom let's you have TWO horse wieners?
>>711936420
Brittania rules the waves they'll drown in.
Ahhh, a boy can dream.
>>711936497
yeah one day baby
>>711936140
Nothing wrong with old-school
>>711936682
and then we can all dick each other without living in fear of beheadings
at least until mike "if you like dick let's get electric" pence comes for us
>>711936889
I mean it's fine
>>711936983
oh yeah sounds like paradise
>>711936682
>>711937131
>>711936983
I'll behead you, faggot
>>711937735
oh shit it's mike "electrocute the lgbtq" pence posting from nef's computer everyone act cool
>>711937692
>>711937917
wisp is nerfed in gen 7 only 6% damage instead of 12
>>711937985
the fuck are you getting at
>>711938021
>tripcode
>>711938059
what i meant is what do you mean by "wisp is nerfed in gen 7"
i honestly don't know what you're referring to, assuming it's a reference to something
>>711937915
>>711938153
pokemon
the burn status, and will o wisp which is the primary move that causes it, got nerfed
I assume everyone in the world plays pokemon until proven otherwise
Yo, can you guys honestly tell me what do you think about how I look cross dressing?
http://cockadoodledee.tumblr.com
Not spamming just asking how my butt looks, Idont have the photos on my tablet
>>711938214
i haven't played pokemon since gen 4 when it came out so that's okay
>>711938179
>>711938272
I'm gonna go with fat, try starving yourself more
>>711938317
honestly dude I can't even blame you pokemon fucking blows but I can't stop playing that ish
def. gonna get the new one but not on the day it comes out, I've really got to do work this week
>>711937799
If you catch or pitch, I'm flippin the switch
>>711938469
I stopped after gen 4 because it felt pretty lacking when I finished pearl and platinum so i didn't bother playing it since, and it's been a long time since it came out if I remember correctly
like, what's the appeal anymore?
>>711938544
dude I've been having a field day with these, I wish I could make these jokes to normies but I think even if I literally prefaced this with "I love dick, but..." they'd get offended
fuck college
mike "black eye for the gay guy" pence
mike "end of the rainbow" pence
mike "the raijin caucasian" pence"
mike "if dudes make you fap you're gonna get zapped" pence
mike "270 electoral volts" pence
mike "if cocks make you jerk it, complete the circuit" pence
mike "Gay 2: Electric Boogaloo" pence
>>711938735
I basically only play for competitive
>>711938800
wait, competitive pokemon is actually a thing?
>>711938800
Okay I straight up laughed at the end of the rainbow one. God damn
>>711938859
Competitive everything is a thing, of course pokemon has SRS BZNS players
>>711938977
i still don't see the appeal but whatever floats their boat
>>711939039
Why do i like this
>>711938859
yeah dude and it's super fun
it's also the most hilariously frustrating thing on this earth
>>711938977
he's such a boring looking dude too it makes the memes way better
>>711939197
you're a fag, that's why
I'll be back in a minute boys getting lunch
>>711939417
Im bi sexual but i don't get the horse dicks.
>>711939197
this
>>711939417
you know its right tho
>>711939169
>>711939504
Oi oi oi hold it right there we said horse dicks!
Put your hands to the air and dump all that gay shit and start posting horse dicks you faggot!
>>711939650
gay sex pls
>>711939490
I'm bi too and I like em, lets work together to build a bridge....with our penises
>>711939504
>>711934141
Would be so much better without that maid's outfit. That condom is hot, I love condoms.
>>711939853
Where you wanna meet im down
>>711939197
most likely because you're gay
>>711939417
i'd like to know why but not as much as i'd not like to
speaking of food, i'm gonna do that too
>>711939650
>
>>711939490
sizequeenism
>>711939942
this is literally the first time I've ever heard someone say a maid's outfit DIDN'T improve something
>>711940124
no don't get food faggot you're fat don't eat
>>711939942
Search the artist, I think he made a maidless version
>>711939417
Speaking of which, those fucking Biden things have exploded.
>>711940248
i've not eaten most of the day so far so there's a little leniency i can pull
>>711940326
fine but don't eat anything delicious, you deserve to suffer, tubby
>>711940324
they're really boring too
those memes have been around forever but they just got popular because of trump, my fucking mom told me about them and I cringed in like 6 dimensions
>>711936797
best pose
>>711940467
>my fucking mom told me about them
That's fucking hilarious
>>711940467
i'll eat what i want, cunt
>you deserve to suffer
>
>>711939942
yeah same here looove cocks in condoms and condoms filling
>>711939963
uk pls
>>711939853
>>711940594
You know it's a dead meme when the 48 year old woman with a phd in spanish literature shares it.
>>711940676
You're right, you can waddle your rotund ass right up to the fridge and walk away with a goddamn everest of fried garbage but if you want to be anything other than grotesque you'll have a salad and you'll fucking like it.
>>711940744
Who should take it?
I have a 9 incher
You a top or bottom?
>>711940799
Since I can't work much I've been on the internet too much lately. Including sites like imgur. I've seen this shit pop up at least a few dozen times.
>>711940799
Subby why are you drinking in the morning tho.
>>711940898
whoah well mine tops at like 7.5 but I'm a switch anyway
>>711940920
>Since I can't work much I've been on the internet too much lately.
>mfw I am on the internet at work
there's no saving me
I'm just glad the biden memes are nowhere as...electrifying as our boy pence
>>711940947
I took a shot of something strong to make me feel less weak. So the story goes.
>>711941025
>>711941068
It's shocking how good they are
>>711940799
well that's an exaggeration, whenever I do eat garbage I make sure not to eat a ton of it and look at the nutrition values on the back.
i just need to find something in the house that i can actually eat before i decide on what i will eat
>>711941068
Alcohol is not and should not be used as liquid confidence.
Plus degenerate morning drinking.
>>711941025
Ill have to talk to my girlfriend cause i promised to stay loyal
>>711941260
oh right well yeah go put your big stinky willy in her
>>711941172
Mike "Pumping Amperes through Queers" Pence is just an energized man.
>>711941186
yeah yeah whatever I'm just shitposting at you since I'm a spiteful cocksock of a human being I'm sure you're doing great
>>711941211
I only had one shot, it got me ready to get out of bed. Literally, my room was really cold so I didn't want to get out of bed and the shot warmed me up enough to make it happen.
>>711941361
Good
America needs someone with a spark of inspiration.
>>711941345
She told me she will cut my dick off...
>>711941361
I know that feeling, but I'd never thought of alcohol to warm up. The thing that'd get me up is the promise of hot oatmeal.
Didn't run this morning because legs still a lil sore from leg day. Shame on me.
>>711941486
mmmm tell her and have it sent to me when she cut it off ;3
yumyumyum
>>711941557
Dude seriously i was enjoying myself fuck you
>>711941459
I'm confident that Mike "Drown a twink in the sink" Pence will jolt America back into shape.
>>711941542
I mean, I don't know about the PROMISE of hot oatmeal, if someone brought me oatmeal in bed that'd probably work. I have a bad habit of going to sleep without pants on so getting out of bed is a VERY challenging prospect when it's chilly.
>>711941557
the dick has no bone dafuq
>>711941361
i'm told i'm doing alright, it's whatever so long as progress continues
anyways im gonna go find food
>>711941557
There goes my appedite
Yea this wont work out wont it ? ;)
>>711941660
I always sleep in underwear and a beater.
The fact that I know I'll make oatmeal when I get up is enough. Thinking about running just makes getting up harder.
>>711941712
It could tbh so long as everythings cool with you and her
>>711941662
mmmmm nice
>>711941658
fuck you it looks yummy bitey yummy penis meat
>>711941557
>>711941660
With him on board, and both executive and legislative power working together, we'll all be thunderstruck by how effective the government is.
also
https://youtu.be/49rhRF4bkf8?t=8s
>>711941847
>beater
you know, this remains the one and only thing I don't like about you.
I literally sleep naked from the waist down and with at least two layers above that.
>>711941914
I'm confident that mike "if your asshole is loose, prepare to meet zeus" will really send the right kind of current through the machinery of government to enact real change
10/10 song selection
>>711942133
I think it's mostly the product of media bias. I only ever see white trash and niggers wearing it so I have a bad idea of the garment in general.
Me too but my shoulders get cold unless the comforter is literally on my neck, and since I tend to watch videos to fall asleep that's rare.
Bump
>>711943060
I made a new thread you chucklefuck this one's capped off
>>711942358
>>711934136
Is there a namn for this comic?
