Stop right there! There have been reports of illegal dubs in this area. Empty your pockets immediately.
>>711929625
No dubs here officer
>>711929625
i got your dubs right here
>>711929625
what are dubs?
>>711929625
I never get dubs, so jokes on you.
I've never even seen dubs officer
>>711929625
Nothing to see here officer
No doubles here, officer!
nuttin' here kiddo
>>711929625
Fuck dub police.
>>711929625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=989FrJIzo0U
av it
What are dubs, officer?
whew, luckily im white
>goodbye sir!
Well, I am black
>>711931539
or am I?
>>711931577
OH SHIT HE'S GOT DUBS WATCH OUT
>>711929625
DIE PIG!
>>711929625
I dindu nuffin.
No subs here sir.
>>711931733
no subs but dubs
>>711931733
GET 'EM
if i get dubs, im fukin gay!
>>711931733
They're not mine, I swear!
>>711931733
Stop right there, criminal scum!
no dubs here, ossifer.
and no i haven;t been drinking
>>711929625
those aren't my drugs in the car i don't know how they got here
no dubs either
I swear I have never seen any dubs in my life I don't even know what they look like
nothing in my pockets sir
>>711929625
I am on official business for Emperor Trump. You must let me pass.
I would never have your gay ass dubs!!!
>>711932133
please step out of the vehicle, sir
>>711932266
checked', great one anon
>>711929625
Check em
Nothing here boss
nothing to see here
I'm holding it for a friend, I swear.
See look
>>711932299
HANDS IN THE AIR
HANDS IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW
GET ON THE GROUND
No dubs here sir.
>>711932418
it must be an error, look!
No dubs, swearsies
>>711932288
ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>>711932418
>>711932576
He is on official business for Emperor Trump as well. You must also let him pass, lest there be any "unfortunate accidents" at your home...
This is a dubs free household officer nothing to find here
>>711931577
TAKE HIM DOWN NOW NOW NOW!!!!
its not me officer
>>711932638
What man, the ground, man? Pfft. Come on don't make me get on the ground man. At least let me light my cigarette
>>711932711
>>711932788
I NEED BACKUP
>>711932890
WE'RE SURROUNDED. SHOOT TO KILL.
>>711932849
I SAID ON THE GROUND YOU FILTHY NIGGER.
Only trips here.
It's okay officer, I'm white.
>>711932890
Sure, i'll empty my pockets
>>711933275
I'm sorry, fuehrer, didn't realize who you were. Glory be to the aryan race, please accept my apologizes.
>>711931577>>711931733
>>711932133
>>711932266
>>711932288
>>711932299
>>711932711
>>711932788
Come with us, you filthy niggers!
Why would I have dubs I'm not black
Sorry no dubs
get
>>711929625
Is there a problem officer?
>>711934276
RESIST, AND GET BENT.
>>711929625
you bet your ass officer
here, check em
EAT MY DICK YOU FUCKING PIGS
>>711934591
oh shi-
No dubs here officah
>>711929625
am i being detained, or am i free to go?
If you search me and I have dubs, I will let you castrate me and fuck the hole, then shoot me 16 times as I am a nigger.
>>711934989
holy shit is that trogdor
Book em danno
>>711929625
i know my rights
I was holding them for a friend!
>>711936132
consider yourself lucky
fuck you
dindu nuthin
No doggo here!
I'm a pupper!
I have no knowledge of that, officer
dindu nuffin officer
No dubs here.
I'm clean, Officer.
im white my family
You'll never catch me with this package
Am I being detained?
>>711936500
77 god rest yer souls
I aint got no dubs
>>711929625
>Stop right there! There have been reports of illegal dubs in this area. Empty your pockets immediately.
Only Red Bull here, officer. Can i go now?
>>711929625
How high are you officer ?
>>711929625
Ok ok no need to be rude
>>711929625
I aint got nothing...
No officer don't check that bush behind me tho
i didn do nuffing offiser
>>711937127
you little bitch.
you're under arrest for possession of heroin.
*plants heroin*
>>711929625
i dindu nuffin officer
dubs are for losers
OH SHIT DID I LEAVE THEM IN MY CAR?
Im clean, see officer
>>711929625
excuse me but this is AMERICA
have you heard of that, AMERICA?
I'm sorry but I was fairly certain we're in AMERICA
fresh out of dubs
Alll I have are these nuke codes, my fellow American.
Im sorry officer, cant see what you're looking for here...
You're going to have to grab me by these trips!
lll
>>711929625
fuck da police
*picks up phone*
Hello, is that the Bookies?
Yes, I'd like to put £200 on (You) getting dubs with the next post, thank you
What? 1/1 odds? Yes, I'd like to still place a bet.
Yes, I'm totally certain.
Thank you very much, goodbye.
*hangs up phone*
>>711938269
Roll?
I think I'm fucked boys.
The top 0.1% of the population controls 99% of the dubs in the market. I'm here to change that officah.
Bite me
no problem sir
>>711937589
going to have to bring your girl in for questioning
>>711938433
HE'S ARMED AND DANGEROUS
I REPEAT HE'S ARMED AND DANGEROUS
They're in my ass
>current year
>officers still havent arrested these digits
>>711938660
spread em wide sunny
All dubs in this thread confirmed arrested and pending trial.
Move along citizen, nothing to see here.
>>711938433
The good ones die so young.
100000
>>711929625
I don't use dubs
I have no dubs sir.
What seems to be the officer, problem?
>>711929625
dubs never officer let me show you im a single..... pewpew take my tripps in your face faggot
I have a Concealed Dubs Permit, Any dubs you find are legal officer
no dubs but trips reporting in
>>711929625
All I got is this five officer
>>711939377
step outside of the vehicle sir.
are there any drugs in your vehicle?
have you been drinking? any drugs im your system?
I dindu nuffins ocifer!
Im pretty sure i dont have dubs, but if i do have dubs or better i will explode if you try to arrest me as there is an anti dub machine in my stomach that will explode if i get dubs.
>>711939944
GET HIM!
What dubs officer?
>>711929625
welp, here you go
I'm clean officer, I promise
nothing here
Sorry, officer, no dubs here señor
ROLL
>>711929625
Me ? Dubs ? Never.
>>711939944
you're going to jail, mofo
Nat Figger
>>711929625
Ain't me officer!
>>711929625
I have nothing to hide.
ROLL!!
I-I'm innocent y-you baka!
roll
>>711929625
>>711929625
I got a license to get dubs, man. Read the Constitution.
I'm just holding these for a friend.
nothing here sir
>>711940444
consider yourself lucky, anon
the next time i catch you you're going to JAIL
>>711940444
Trips are not dubs, this man is free to go.
dubs????
But am I being detained?
>>711940675
I do not consent to searches
>>711929625
nigga i dindu shit
I dindu nuffin
![screen-shot-2014-09-24-at-10-15-11-am[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/kT26zJK.png "screen-shot-2014-09-24-at-10-15-11-am[1].png")
>>711929625
Just some change in my right pocket.
waddaya mean?
>>711940858
And some spaghetti in my wallet. Nothing really sir.
>>711929625
Fuck off pig I have no dubs
>>711940601
for now.
fbi is putting 24/7 surveillance on his ass, though
Nothing to see here officer
>>711929625
>>711929625
WHOOP!! WHOOP!! Thats the sound of da police!
No dubs here ociffer
What kind of dubs?
>>711929625
Clean here officer
here have some trips officer
Nothing to report here good sir I am a law abiding church going Catholic who would never dream of going near the devils dubs not once in my life
I swear officer I used to be a dubs addict but I'm clean if you find any they're my friends they put them there
>>711941400
the exact kind you have.
hands behind your back.
you don't want this to get ugly.
What seems to be the problem officer?
>>711929625
Am i clean officer
slob on my knob about to gtfo gg zz bb
Hey man, I'm finna keep it a hunnit witchoo. Them ain't my dubs, I was just holdin' them mothafuckas!
I dont have any, officer!
What seems to be the officer here problem?
Fuck off.
>>711929625
You'll never take me alive.
I've never had dubs in my life, officer!
>>711929625
No dubs here sir
>>711942085
laughs.jpg
another tough guy idiot wannabe.
as you were, citizen.
I am not black
I ain't going nowhere
>>711942140
*takes down your personal information*
you do realize the next time we catch you with dubs you're looking at far more severe consequences for lying to a police officer?
These are PRESCRIPTION DUBS, officer
>>711942333
HE'S GOT TRIPS, ICE HIM!
>>711929625
look mah, I gotta feed my daughter
no dubs around here officer, promise!
Rollin with robbie
>>711942588
I HAVE A MURDER, I REPEAT MURDER.
>>711942439
trips are legal in this jurisdiction. move along, citizen.
>>711942588
end of the road, pal. make this easier on yourself.
>>711942439
I report an assault! I only got trips
>>711929625
I have no dubs sir. Honest.
no dubs here nig
No dubs here sir
>>711943030
>3030
You think you are smarter than law?
>>711941038
No, please.
>>711929625
hello /b/rothers
no dubs here, officer.
>>711943088
not so hard now
>>711943088
Nice try, wise guy! Come with us!
check em sir
You can't catch me.
>>711943542
you're free to go, move along.
Can't pin shit on me faggot
dont worry officer no FILTHY dubs here :)
>>711943622
HAND IN YOUR BADGE, YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
>>711943569
Clean as a whistle
>>711943622
nice try, playing the cute card. right this way.
>>711932266
IT ISNT MINE I SWEAR
i got nutin ofiser
blm
Kajit is innocent of this crime
I'm innocent, officer
Got nothing on me officer
no dubs here officer,only trips
i got nothing but this lovely hard rod of candy
sup my doods
>>711943569
I've got 18 friends that can run a lot faster than you can, buddy... move along.
Fuck off
>>711929625
I dindu nuffin
i have nothing but this bomb
>>711929625
Suck my cock
Check em singles
i keep nothing but singles on me officer
>>711944106
I can do that too!
THESE ARE SINGLES
You can't catch me
i did nothing
im just a simple nigger
>>711943630
thanks officer
>>711944190
AND THESE ARE SINGLES TOO.
a 9/10 chance is alot.
i left my dubs at home
you can't prove shit lmao
Howdy
Gotta blast!
thinking im criminal lmao catch ya on the flip side
i'm sure the anon below me has dubs
thats everything I got officer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeULNIuP9oM
Sheriff McSingels reporting for duty.
dindu
im clean officer i swear
I'm innocent, I swear I'm white.
Dindu Nuffin
sure gets boring this time of night
>>711929625
But occifer i hae no dubs
Only this
>>711929625
No dubs, just this cocaine, unregistered gun, some chap stick, and a tire iron.
>>711944688
Shieeeeeeet u neva catch me dum crakas
>>711944688
GET DOWN!
:)
>>711944577
>>711944688
when shit starts it flows.
ALL UNITS RESPOND
Dubs? I've never heard of him
fuck you officer
>>711929625
easily hidden dubs
:(
Dubs?, here?
Pffff, of course not officer
nothing at all.
M'good sir, I only carry trips on my being. Thus I have no reason to empty anything but my balls into your wife's asshoel.
Fuck the popo's
I truly do hate them
I dont have lowly dubs
i dindu nuffn
i'm drunk
>>711944986
I DINDU NUFFING !!!!
22
>>711944800
>>711944944
>>711944800
>>711944733
>>711944688
Four arrests have been made tonight in relation to gang violence.
Ain't nobody seen 'ny dubs here 'fficer
>>711945210
fifth suspect at large. black male, heavily armed. considered armed and dangerous.
>>711929625
Don't mind me Sir
don't worry sir, i'm white
No dubs here
>>711945210
It was a mistake m'good sir. Tyrone clearly planted them on my being!
No dubs, only drugs
>>711944688
DIGITS GET HERE BOY
There must have been a mistake. My singles are right here.
Get in this curse voice and fuck it up -Bunch of pussies in there Have fun. lmfao
cv.gg/r8GE
>>711929625
No dubs here, sir
OH SHIT
>>711945871
my bad, you may go
Sorry officer it was me
No dubs here officer just a white boy
AY YO OFFICER MA NIGGA MA HANDS IS UP MAN DUNT SHOOT MA NIGGA I GOT NO DUBS ON ME
>>711929625
I'm not black
>>711946333
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...
>>711946333
checked
i want dubs tho
hi
