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The three last numbers of your post is the SCP you are stuck

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The three last numbers of your post is the SCP you are stuck with in a room for 24 hours, how fucked are you?
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Rolling
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Roll.
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roll
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aaaaaaa
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>>711924939
rollling roll
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rollling
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roll
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roll
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keep rollin
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>>711926040
>>711926041
fuck, which one am I, reroll
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probably not fucked
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rell
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What's an SCP?
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Roll.
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Rool
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Roll
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>>711926621
I'm a fucking flower m8
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Rell
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rolling
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roll
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Rollify
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>>711924939
god damn it, just not that alternate dimension walk through walls rust guy again...
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>>711926737
Yet a token train m8 g'onya
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fuck, i either get the common cold, or a Keter class mushroom disease, or nothing at all
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>>711924939
go
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>>711924939
rolling
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>>711924939
cmon somethin to kill me!
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>>711926821
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-821
what is this, some kind of fnaf?
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>>711926896
"SCP-896 is known to the public as ████ █ ████, a popular online role playing game. The version of SCP-896 that the public uses has no anomalous effects. However, the original code developed by ███ ████ exhibits effects that warrant ████ █ ████’s classification as an SCP."

I am stuck in a room with a MMORPG. This is litteraly my real life
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>>711924939
rollins
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>>711924939
roll
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>>711924939
Roll
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>>711926775
>Ultraticks
Well I'm fucked.
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Rollinnn
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Jelky
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rolan
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>>711927018
i'm fucked
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>>711924939
r5ol;
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roll
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Rolling
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Rolla
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>>711926989
nice I'm fine. if anything i can kill other people with it
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>>711927018
Got bouncy ball
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>>711924939
reroll for death
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>>711926976
A fucking abnormal hard drive that makes a weird noise and has some weird shit on it. Maybe I'll get a good fap atleast?
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rollorino
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>>711927326
eh not certain death yet reroll
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rollerininininininino
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Poopy
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Roolll
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rolling for unkillable lizard
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Roll
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looR
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I'm ok
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rollololololol
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>>711924939
yolo
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Rollolo
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>>711924939
Rollo
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>>711924939
roll
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>>711928662
A silver bell that summons a friendly butler. I'll take it
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>>711928543
boring, rerolling
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>>711924939
rolling for the one that makes you a girl
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>>711924939
waddup im rolling
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Roll
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>>711928612
A sentient cable that shocks you to death when you trip on it and unplug it... I think I'll be fine
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Roll
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Raul needs to get out of my house and over that fucking wall
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roll
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>>711924939
check this 113
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>>711924939
roll
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yay company
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>>711924939
roll time
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roll
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-789-j

wat
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>>711924939
not very fucked
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>>711928814
another
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>>711928933
A duct tape that removes facial features and compels you to do the sape to others, reroll
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>>711929044
Am I dead
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>>711924939
rolling fags
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>>711924939
ok
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>>711928948
Well this is fun
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>>711924939
Roooooooll
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rll//.,mxhxhxhxghxghyrduk
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rolling
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>>711924939
Rawling
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>>711929086
living office supplies, i'm fine
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>>711924939
I'm sure I'll get the dildo with vibration so powerful that brings down buildings again.
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>>711929002
>tmw I get reassembled into a chair
rip
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>>711924939
Chugging smegma rn
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Rawl
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>>711924939
rollllll
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>>711929251
Guess I'm fucked unless somebody else rolls to hang with me
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Rerolling
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rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>711929378
Nevermind. Burrowing brainworm.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-378
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Roll
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>>711929272
I got a nail that will pin you to the spot if dropped on your shadow, and you can only move as long as the nail is within your shadow. It can only be removed by someone else. Should be okay I guess
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rolling stoones
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>>711929154
RÖLLINGS
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>>711929633
computer virus ? KYS
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>>711924939
der roll
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Rollerino
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>>711924939
rollerinoni
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>>711929468
I am now a part of a really old calculator.
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>>711924939
rollin and jarl baalgruf be ballin

SWAG
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>>711924939
roll roll roll yer boat
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Rawlin
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rrrrrrrrr
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>>711929999
Them quads
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>>711924939
LETS GO
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>>711929173
kek
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Regan and bush, Regan and bush, these are the words that will grant me the cush!
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>>711924939
Roll
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rolleroni
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Roll
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COME AT ME
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>>711924939
Roland Deschain
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>>711930354
gg ur ded
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>>711930276
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>>711924939
Hello OP, rolling
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Rill
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>>711930379
Item #: SCP-379

Object Class: Safe

SCP-379 is a translucent pale silver liquid contained in a small, crystal bottle. The bottle is topped with an atomizer cap which delivers approximately one-half (.5) ml of the clear substance inside the bottle.

The bottle itself has no noted properties of any particular interest. However, the liquid inside (while scentless and ineffective to normal human beings) has the strange effect of inducing a state not unlike human infatuation upon electronic and mechanical devices. When applied to a person or some object, any machines or electronics in the vicinity (aside from those wearing SCP-379) will begin running in an overheated state, unable to process as many commands and consuming more energy.

So I just got some fucking computer bricking spray, wtf
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>>711930240
hey thats pretty good

now fucking kill yourself
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>>711924939
mutha fuckin roll
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Yee
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>>711924939
roll
,,,
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>>711924939
yoy
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roll
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Not fucked at all honestly
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Roll
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>>711930643
crazy part is I used to live in Jacksonville... also sorta boned since I'll be alone no one'll eat me at least.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-643
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>>711930722
Super fucked
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Bread roll
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Let's do this
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>>711930510
Looks like I'm doomed, gonna turn into a big plush pillow
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Rawlin
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>>711924939
ok
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786 a giant funnel that can change the size of things depending on which way you go through.
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rell
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>>711926245
Its a supposed machinery or organism thta was discovered and causes weird things (there are a lot of different SCP each with different characteristics
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scp is still a thing?

I haven't been on that site in a few years.
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roller
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>>711924939
roll
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>>711926245
A fictional universe.
In this universe, there exist numerous anomalous objects, that science is unable to explain. So, they lock them away from society and make sure nobody knows about them.
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>>711931162
>Its a supposed machinery or organism thta was discovered
autist/5
Don't listen to this guy anon. Read about it:
htt p://www.scp-wiki.net/
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>>711931348
nice
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>>711931015
I think I'd be okay so long as I didn't move much
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Roll
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>>711926245
I'm downloading your scp rn
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-245
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>>711931504
Shit
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/pastry-based-aquatic-life-form-p13f15h
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Roll
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So many rollerinos
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rolling
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I hope to God I won't die
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Rolleur
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let's see...
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>>711931397
Im not exactly wrong it is a bunch of objectos or beings that posses unexplainable characteristcs
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Rollos
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Welp roll time
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>>711924939
rawlin
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>>711932405
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-405
Fuck, well if I'm gonna die I'm gonna use my powers as much as possible
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Roll
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>>711924939
mrmrmas
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Roll
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>>711924939
Rolloladingdong
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Roll
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Roll
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>>711932729
i'm good with this
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>>711924939
Rollololol
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>>711924939
roll
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>>711932838
Non issue for me, as 838 are classified job posting in Chicago newspapers. I simply wouldn't read them...
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Roolin
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roll
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roll mon cherie
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>>711932956
A pinata that turns people into pinatas, beats them until candy pops out, and whoever eats the candy turns into the scp.....
Fuck
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tyfus
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roll
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>>711924939
le loll!
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røll
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>>711933230
pretty sure it affects only kids under 12.
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>>711933449
le roll!
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>>711924939
roll
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LET IT RIP... I MEAN ROLL
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rollerino
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Roll
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Rellll
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rEEEEEEEEE
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I'll probably die regardless.
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Rolling
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>>711924939
dunno
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Rollololo
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248 get
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>>711933682
wow
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>>711924939
Probably fucked arent I?
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>>711924939
rollan
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Roll
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ygg
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>>711924939
role
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>>711924939
im a winner
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>>711933654
A Narwhal that can shoot electricity... wonderful...
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>>711933765
Literally only helpful
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>>711933807
told you, it was just a sandwich
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>>711924939
rolls
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I am afraid to die
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SCP 765, Duck Pond.

Not bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8xYpoMMVMY
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room
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>>711933472
If I can manage to maintain a 60ft distance to the object I'll be fine.
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>>711924939
atleast im not stuck in a room with the old man
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>>711934009
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I ALMOST PUT
>ATLEAST IM NOT WITH 009
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roll
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roll
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R
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riiiickrooolll
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Roll
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Rooollareeeeeno
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Rollignignigger
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>>711924939
Sex changing stone pls
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motorollin
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>>711924939
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Roll
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Railing
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spooked
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>>711924939
rool
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>>711924939
fuck me in the ass daddy
roll
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Roll
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>>711934452
> 452 - Dreamcatching Spiders

I guess I'm OK with this? Could have been worse
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rollin'
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>>711924939
Roll
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Roly Poly Ice Cream
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>173 get
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>>711934699
only 24 hours so i ok
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>>711924939
rollinnnn!
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Roll
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>>711924939
rolling
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>>711924939
Rollings
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Pls no ravioli
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rrrrrr
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Ooooh, roll
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Rolling
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Keter duty, please.
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Roll
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>>711934901
You are doomed
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Röllin'
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>>711935037
I am now the blackest of the humans
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>>711924939
roll
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You do know there are SCPs with 4 digits now? But nevermind... roll
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>>711935253

..I got contagious super cancer.
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Rolllllll
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Rolllllllling
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>>711935065
Eh, I'm dead, but not too bad. Radiation or sonething.
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rick
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roll for 001
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>>711924939
d6t7y
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rolling for keter class
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rollin
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Rolling
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roll
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rolling
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rollinnng
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>>711924939
It's probably nothing bad
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>>711924939
roll !
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>>711924939
k
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Rolll
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Rolling away at the speed of sound
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>>711924939
Let's go.
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Rollll
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Hit me
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>>711936119
Not so bad.
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>>711924939
well... fuck
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Roll
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Roll
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rollin
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>>711924939
roll
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ok
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CaRollus Rex
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Rolando
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rollll
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Roll
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roll
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Hungry ticks...
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>>711924939
ROLLLING
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Cool idea
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>>711924939
rollerino
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>>711938126
Mine pretty much just a woman's voice, I'm okay with this
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>>711938133
I'm probably fine... and also if I escape with any a helluva lot richer (bank robberies, etc)
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rollin pollin ollin
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>>711924939
roll
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>>711938675
Oh hell yea
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Rollio
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plz not fucked
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>>711939012
Fuck
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llor
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Roll
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rolling
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Inb4 106
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roll
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roll and ham
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not fucked
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Roll
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>>711939363
>Description: Ostensibly, SCP-363 are identical to Scolopendra gigantea, or the Amazonian giant centipede. Dietary needs are identical, and DNA inspection has proven no dissimilarities to normal S. gigantea.

GOD FUCKING DAMN
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