Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
Claimu
masturbate
eat
sleep
later gators
>Fox
>>711882626
Goodnight, cute.
>>711881476(Hat&Coat)
Been up to anything?
>>711881514("Imp")
Trying and failing to sleep. Finished Nightcry earlier, and might play some Titanfall or something if I can't her sleep.
>>711882222 (hikage)
>checked
Ehhhhh...I have like 3 term projects to do on top of other assignments, so not too great. Fortunately I have next week off for thanksgiving so it's not all bad
>>711882459 (illya)
Oof, my friend in discord is in that same boat. He's sick and dying, and it's quite awful to listen to his coughing lol.
>>711882672
Why is imp in quotations?
>>711881476
Yeah, I have it on in the background right now while I take care of some other stuff.
>>711881514
>MUH CEILING REEEEEEE
Watching some college basketball and looking for some ingredients online right now.
>>711881516
Yeah, they live a while. Up until a couple of years ago I had 3 generations of parakeets- a blind grandfather that sired a bunch of descendants in an aviary. He got around by kicking around him to see if other birds or objects were nearby. Naturally the kids and grandkids picked up on it and they would go around kicking each other off the roosts or doing it between biting matches.
My grandmother, on the other hand, had a parrot that outlived her. The old buzzard lived into his 80s.
>>711881519
Agreed. Dogs a close second.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>711882222
>QUADS
that's a good question that i don't have an answer for
>>711882459
No just enjoy being a no life and appreciating our waifus god tier style
Not claiming with magic Dio gif because of the disgusting loli
>>711882767
thou remains in the same location.
>>711882661
Fucking fantastic feet.
>>711882874
Rory is Dio?
>>711882878
Just like this image, I don't understand.
>>711882821
Yeah. Very close. My dream bird is a sulphur-crested cockatoo. Ill beed to buy at my age though, they're known to outlive people.
>>711882874
Love you too
>>711883018
You always say "Still here"
>>711883115
Thats the other Tomo
>Rory-sama
>>711882821
Ingredients for what?
>>711883115
Not me, fam.
Did you also forget that that Tomoko always stars his posts with the same image.
>>711882575
ayy haven't seen ya in a while, something wrong?
>>711882744
oh nice so no sweat about the homework, you do anything lately
>>711882867
well better think one up quick
>>711882767
>>711883018
ayy c_data
>>711883152
I figured but meh.
>>711883214
No, but i wanted to make the joke.
>>711883267
never seen you before, think you have me mistaken
>>711883267
Well, I'm gonna try and get as much of the work done before thanksgiving day, so we'll see. Just work and school, that basically my life lol.
>>711882744
I don't even have the excuse of being sick, I just can't sleep.
>>711882788
I've never seen an Imp look so much like an Elf, I'm still doubtful.
>>711882867
Wish I could no life it, sounds so relaxing.
Do people really believe there can be anything better than a busty blonde?
>>711882614
>>711882649
>>711883048
Those are special birds, both greater and lesser sulphur cresteds. They're all but impossible to find here these days. Growing up before a lot of the import bans, it was much easier to get a galah, cockatoos, or macaws among other birds.
I had a bunch of show pigeons growing up as well. Interesting birds when put alongside parakeets and cockatiels.
>>711883194
I'm on dessert duty again for Thanksgiving, but feeling somewhat lazy. I'll probably make lusikkaleivat again (Finnish shortbread cookies) with cloudberry & haskap berries as the two flavors. Gotta save the big guns for Christmas.
>>711883485
i can't stand not sleeping, the past few nights I've woken myself up around 4am for no reason at all. Also, they literally say in the show and LN that she's an imp lol
>>711882867
Hey there.
You should.. you know. Get naked.
>>711883319
Hi Mai.
カラミチーマス
Goodnight
>>711882744
Satellizer el Bridget
>>711882465 (yuuko)
ahh alright, have you decided what to do during some spare time or whatever, yesterday you said russian seemed interesting
>>711883453
oh wait yea yomo, thought you were the other one can't remember any tokyo ghouls character names right now, either way whats up my dude
>>711883469
we'll see, you haven't been on league pr anything lately either?
>>711883721
we still need a mio claimer to complete the trio
>>711883735
its my local farm repair person guy thing, that claims highschool dxd girl, hows it been
>>711883735
Living where the bird originates from is a massive help. Id never live down owning a galah, they're seen as pests.
>>711883949
night
>hikage
>>711883993
its Uta you're thinking of. i'm just waiting for some poster to show up, talked a little bit and I pop in every so often to see if he's here.
>tfw mommy takes away one of your body pillows because you made a mess with your adult diaper but you still have 14 more
>>711883735
I'm on "show up, eat food, pass out on sofa duty" and by god I'm going to play my role PERFECTLY
>>711883993
I usually play a game of LoL a day with some Rocket League or BF1 in there as well, but I've been really busy lately. Today was the first day I played my guitar in a week or so.
>>711882788
>>711883739
Sleep is the best, likewise I can't stand not being able to sleep
>draw an Elf
>call it an imp
Why is this allowed?
>>711883834
If you're going to lewd at least stop posting the same image.
Mask waifu coming through.
>>711883993
I think I'll do that, I just have to find a good way to learn it. I don't really want to pay for anything, either...
Know of anything?
Oh, that would be neat! We need more Nichi qts.
https://youtu.be/1Q3RyvQLqes
Best girl and best theme song
>>711882821
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>>711884292
its my favorite
>>711883935
M-Mai is just a scapegoat you ELITIST
>>711884233
>tfw no body pillows
>>711884292
>When you need to sleep but don't want to.
>>711884292
Sleep is my favorite past time.
Every race in ALO has pointy ears: imps, undines, slyphs, cait siths, etc.
>>711882873
>>711884481
I don't think I've ever had that problem. I have the opposite problem a lot though
>>711883993
Bahaha, you got local farm guy right, but the waifu is actually Infinite Stratos girl, who also appears in other variations including highschool dxd girl. Dunno if we've talked before since I haven't been here long, but it's going good. How about you?
>can't post the entire chart because of image limit
>>711884016
Yeah, that's huge. I know how galahs eat like locusts down there. We have a large population of feral monk parakeets here that sometimes create trouble with power lines when their big nests cause a short or catch on fire from time to time.
>>711884237
That's a fine role too. I cook as one of my major hobbies so I don't mind sharing. It used to be harder at first since I didn't have enough people around to sample, but it's no longer an issue.
>>711884626
Oh myy~~
>>711884700
>>711884567
Alright, I'll accept it.
I know one of them have wings and another tails, but are there physical differences amongst the others?
Sleep is my favorite every time
>>711883018
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>>711884803
dont have too many gif that work here
>>711884852
good
>>711883267
Don't have to KU won.
I am now a whole $10 richer
>>711883485
Well other than work it's pretty good. Why don't you become a no life?
>>711883892
Oh? Maybe like this?
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>>711884626
Thank you
It's a quality lewd
>>711883019
>>711884148
which poster? and yea there we go, i was thinking about uta
>>711884237
i need get rl played it on my cousins ps4, shits fun, my pc can't handle battlefield rip. hopefully your schedule opens up
>>711884341
search online, or try something like reddit, their subreddits for learning shit usually have a link to a good site or someshit on their subs wiki/help page
>>711884233
only 6 of those seem like viable options for me
>>711884800
shit my eyes are killing me but yea infinite stratos and hdxd have alot of samey designs, the only houki i like is date a live houki, my favorite harem
>>711885152
what will you do with your new found wealth my rich lord
>>711883194
yuuki really needs more lewds
>>711885152
Can't afford it. And every job I've had that doesn't require an education makes me want to kill myself.
>>711885274
suzuya, doesn't show up that often i guess.
>>711883214
a lot of tomoko tonight
>>711885247
i know for a fact that it would look more bloody than that.
>>711885459
Keep going
>>711885635
Claiming.
>>711883267
.
>>711885734
any where a guy loses his dick
>>711883319
>>711885266
Your lewds give life to this thread and are much appreciated
>>711885274
Probably get gas, buy $10 worth of premium fuel.
>>711885441
Aren't you going to school right now?
Also i like my job. It's alright, but i see where you're coming from
>>711885459
>>711885734
These lewds have taken a dark and unpleasant turn
>>711885990
Kinda
>>711885152
I figured KU had it wrapped up with about 6 mins left in the 2nd half. Congrats on the win.
>>711885274
Hell, I never really paid too much attention to it but you're right on the designs. It's not Hiraiface at least.
>>711885441
All of those past jobs are good points of perspective though, even if the pay & people are shit. The downside is that hearing people gripe about an easy desk/office/lab job when they never did any grunt work can grind your gears.
>>711886103
I am going to school, and also eorking. Not much time left for no lifing.
>>711882614
Nui's actually mine. Just so ya know.
Colourful sailors washed up on the shore
Caught up in bad times
Spider in the ditch and she saw it all
On the train to London
>>711883469
man i used all of the lewds of your waifu already. she needs moar.
>>711883485
.
>>711886106
look harder then
>>711883553
looks like i reached the bottom.
>>711886194
Thank you, now i shall post lewds to celebrate my newly found riches
>>711886271
Thought so, don't you go to Northern Kentucky?
>>711886407
Quality claim
>>711884800
I can make simple stuff, but nothing too fancy. I appreciate all of the hard work you cooks put into thanksgiving lol!
>>711885006
Yep. Look at Asuna (an undine) and Yuuki. All of them have wings, and all of them have physical differences.
>>711885274
Yeah dude, RL is one of my all time favorites. It's so wacky and entertaining.
>>711886622
Nah
>>711886194
Yeah, that's fair enough. Hopefully I'll appreciate future jobs more.
>>711886622
>>711886354
All you will ever have is a phony!
Noodle claimed
>>711886753
Yep, you got it. For Computer Science.
>>711886779
Oh yeah, they did all have wings. It's been quite a while since I've seen it so I forgot any noticeable differences.
>>711885487
yea ive seen suzuya a couple times on here, yea he should show up some time in the next couple hours if he does
>>711885990
have it
>>711886103
premium gas, you are living like a king
>>711886194
ye they're the most samey of the same, but imo at this point hdxd>infinite stratos
>>711886753
Enjoy posting loods, I'm sure others will.
>>711886779
Anything helps, but it is satisfying when you knock one out the park with a dish and everyone enjoys it.
>>711886787
At that point if you don't, it's probably because the money sucks, the people suck, or you're using it as a stepping stone to move up (nothing wrong at all with that). You'll know when you're in the right spot or when it's time to move on.
Time for me to get some rest. Until next time.
>>711885274
Found something, thank you!
>>711887360
Hi I'm new to these threads
>>711886924
My Nui is the genuine Nui. 100% authentic and 0% phony.
But I'm cuddling her now, and we're gonna do some things then go to sleep soon, so goodnight if I'm gone before I can write another.
>>711887360
thanks, need to run though and do some things. maybe I'll catch him on a later day I guess
>>711887325
I'm glad i remembered, then again how could i forget someone like you
>>711887360
Yes I'll go from just under half a tank to just over half a tank.
I'm pretty sure this is how royalty lives
>>711887394
The question is will you join in?
>>711887526
If you're new, here's some valid advice:
cuteposting > lewdposting
>>711887555
Exactly what a liar would say! but goodnight.
>>711887325
I rewatched a bit of Mother's Rosario today lol, it's fresh in my mind
>>711887394
Oh yeah, absolutely. I've made dinner for myself and my roommates and they enjoyed it a lot.
>>711887763
But my waifu is both cute AND sexy!
>>711883721
k
>>711886103
thankyou. but now i must nap.
>>711886794
well you're having fun with yourself i guess
>>711887360
sry.
>>711887895
But cute is nice all the time, lewd is just nice when you're horny.
>>711887967
At least use decent images, you disgrace.
>>711887967
I think it's time to fall asleep finally. Good night and sweet dreams everybody.
>>711887688
We'll now I feel bad that I can't remember what you do. I'm sorry.
>>711887861
I might rematch some soon, who knows with how I watch things.
>>711888277
>This bullies the loli
>>711888375
>>711888277
>Not liking this
It's cute.
>>711887526
kys kumo fag, hikage or miyabi, or gtfo
>>711887488
really, where?
>>711887569
alright if i see him ill tell him you were on i guess
>>711887688
seems like it, cause i don't even have a car
>>711887967
its alright, senran characters usually don't have much
>>711888166
but what if its like hikage
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>>711888351
Have a good night!
>>711888479
You kys
>>711888472
Dude what?
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>711888479
don't have to do that, it's fine.
>>711888472
It's really is an, uh... inquired taste, at the very least.
>>711888479
This thingie:
https://www.reddit.com/r/russian/
>but what if its like hikage
As long as she's not doing SUPER LEWD UNSPEAKABLE THINGS, it's still cuteposting for the most part.
>>711887967
Damn, well good night.
Before you go enjoy one more lewd
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>>711888351
It's alright nothing too special, just working at a grocery store (Kroger) till i can go back to college.
>>711888479
How do you travel then? Public transport?
>>711888899
>Forgot image
>>711888631
>The fuck is wrong with you
But anon, you're posting cute gore.
I can't like cute gore? I especially like strangulation. It preserves the whole body so you don't have as much bloody mess.
>>711883267
Sorry I was so late in replying. But I'm actually heading to bed.
Have a good night, Hikage-anon.
>>711888899
Quad dubs. I just like death. Add cute anime grills and it's just cute.
>>711889043
>Forgot the image
Disgusting!
>Mizore
>>711888870
A really great morning to Riga
>>711889054
But I don't actually like what I'm posting, just trying to turn people off from lewds.
>>711889240
>Disuade lewd by posting porn
That's not how this works silly.
>Poison, nice.
>>711889147
>I just like death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>711888606
oh god what is that, the i can't even say the word, it's just so bad, i literally gagged when i saw it
>>711888834
alright
>>711888899
thats gud mane, reddits good parts are when learning shit and actually objective feedback without all the retardedness on small subreddits
hikage a cute forever
>>711888964
my job ain't far a 20 minute walk its like 5-10 min on bike depending on how fast i go
>>711889116
night tomo, we need to talk again, ive missed you bby and smug tomo too
>>711889399
You wouldn't like it if someone posted scatporn in a porn thread would you?
It's not my fault I didn't expect you to be into it.
>>711889610
>what is that?
Its your waifu dumdum
>>711889610
Some time soon should be fine.
Ok, forreal. Going to bed, goodnight.
>>711889800
Sleep well, Tomo.
>>711889568
I also can't view videos or gifs!
>>711889671
But if you did, you have to expect one person to like it.
>You've never thought of fucking a warm and lifeless body?
>Or better yet, letting them hang themselves, WHILE you violate them.
>>711883553
I've been summoned
>>711889610
Yeah, it doesn't seem like a shitty meme fest, so I'm sure it'll help me out.
no, yuuko a cute forever
>>711889968
It's a link to 'Crawling' by Linkin Park.
you just got meme'd, my man
>>711890153
NOOOOO, I've been memed on!
But seriously, u can't like death without being edgy? It's not like I write poetry on the subject, I just like thinking about it alot.
>>711889610
But what if you have to go get groceries what do you do?
>>711882463
>>711890300
>hello mizore, it's been a minute
>>711889884
heyo rory
>>711888964
>that goodess like body though. no one woman should have this much beauty.
also hello
hello to anyone else as well
>>711889968
>>You've never thought of fucking a warm and lifeless body?
I am now but I don't like it.
Do you like rekt threads?
>>711890589
Need the sid sloth version.
>>711890682
Yoyo
>>711890850
I like it when they're funny. Like when the one guy got smashed under a truck and it reminded me of toothpaste.
I didn't like the machete back wack though. That's just gross and boring.
>>711890682
Thats not me
>>711889750
it was a shitty artist thinking hes halfway decent is what it is
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>>711889800
have a goodnight
>>711890153
the meme is like facebook, only shitty in the super populated parts and nice when under 20-50k users
yuuko is best nichijou cute, hikage best senran cute
>>711890574
im still with my parents so no worries there, if i decide to move out, ill move closer to work and just take a big ol backpack and double bag shit
your planning to go to college? what do you plan to study?
>>711890682
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>>711890850
touhou and kantai have alot of the weird fetishes burying vanilla, it bothers me
>>711890966
there is an art to good rekts
>>711891039
that's what i get for looking at thumbnails
>hello rory
>hello ruri as well if you are still here
>>711889884
>>711891141
some deep thoughts you havin there hikage
>tali
>>711891160
Yes there is. Shock victims are a personal favorite.
>>711890300
Hmm.
Well, I find death pretty thought provoking and stuff, but when death starts to run your life you look at a lot of ironic depression memes, and that's just no way to live!
>>711891141
>tfw no social media besides an email and youtube, if you'd count those
Good feels.
>yuuko is best nichijou cute
She makes my kokoro go doki doki senpai tbh senpai
What languages do you know?
>>711891492
I've just always had an interest in death. Can't explain it. It's just exciting.
>Mizore
>>711890682
Ah! No! Stop these compliments NOW!
>you're making me blush
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>>711891141
I see. I also live with my parents still, do you ever plan on getting a car?
I'm not too sure yet, which is why i haven't gone back, but probably something to do with journalism and English or something with writing. Even though my English grade all 4 years in high school were all D's
Completely unrelated question but why does anybody like the Fate series? Its fucking dumb. As a historyfag it really fucking bothers me.
>>711891895
Then why doesn't every cartoon ever bother you too?
>>711891492
oh heyo yuuko
>>711891850
i know but the blushing just makes you more beautiful ^_^
>>711891419
yeah it's better when they don't see it coming tbh
>>711891492
make a meme account and go on meme pages and make random friends, idk
the principle is a close 2nd in nichijou though
i only know spanish (mexican version) and english only, like any other filthy spic
>>711891299
2complicated4U
>>711891850
not really for getting a car maybe eventually, I'd rather bike to places but ya know friends and shit so a car eventually will be necessary
>captcha was resident hamlet
is chan telling me to get into literature?
>>711892072
When they're idiots is when it's the best.
>Live wire in one hand
>Ooo shiney
>Zap!
>>711892049
Because if you're changing a historical or mythological character don't turn them into a generic shitty anime girl with magical powers straight out of Naruto and Bleach.
>>711892213
as an electrician this pleases me immensely. like how do you not know to not touch live wires?>>711892158
complication merely increase the desire to simplify
>are you trying to play hard to get ? ;^)
>>711892072
STOP! i hate it when i blush
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>>711892158
Yeah i mean i personally couldn't do it only cause my job is about 2 or 3 miles away but if i could i would cause i don't like paying for gas. Also once i go back to school I'd need a car to get to and from class. But it's good you can do with out it.
>>711892356
>Literally
>Cartoons
Reality has as much influence as the designer intended.
,
>>711892659
Fuck you I want King Arthur to be a man with a beard and a pretty crown. I want Alexander the Great to be a Curly headed manlet.
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