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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:

EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.

BUT,

EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.

Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.

Good luck my /b/rethren
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badabum tss*
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>>711873810

what do I get for 10?
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Honk Honk
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Claydilly is my favorite pokemon
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>>711873735
I want to die
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Anyone remember Edmodo?
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>>711873735
66
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Well… Why not try?
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haha fantastic
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>>711873735
Does anyone know if this guy died I find this phot fascinating can't believe he's still conscious
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rollin
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>>711873735
Reroll
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Orale
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xD
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yess
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Neckbeard.
You're nothing
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>>711873735
Please give me a girlfriend
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Lets rollarino i have nothing to lose
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Save my relationship, please.
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I can see im not getting dubs and your a boring delusional tool.
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rolling..fml
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I'll take that risk and should I die may god have mercy on me
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>>711873735

Fuck it
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Willing
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>>711874331
I ask again. I'll take that over money.
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roll of faith
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roll..?
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>>711874366
dude.
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>>711874366
o shit
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>>711874366
you're fucked
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>>711874366
rip
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>>711874366
Kek!
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>>711874366

Looks like I'm fuuuuuuuuucked.

Ah well, no finals for me
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I rolled 66 about 48 hours ago...this thread is dead
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77 lets go.
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Alright.
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Please
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>>711874366
lmao
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:v
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>>711873735
i hope i dont die
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>>711873735
>>711874547
try #2
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>>711873735
roll
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66 is a nice number
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Rolling, for shekels and kekels
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>>711874634
I want to die so yeah let that shit happen
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kek
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rolly
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>>711873735
Rooll
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A final roll of faith.
Faith in death & taxes.
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>>711874730
Fuck
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roller
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>>711873735
alright bet
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>>711874766
Excellent.
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>>711874766
rip
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>>711874766
you got niggerd mate

also rolllin
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>>711874766
gg
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>>711873735
Translation: I've been masturbating in my basement behind the water heater for 13 year. I'm not successful at anything. With that being said, give me attention I'm so lonly.
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Please, Kek, spare them with these dubs.
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Sure why not
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>>711874766
Goodbye
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>>711874766
THIS NIGGA DEAD
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Rawlin
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>>711873735
oh my
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ROlling
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Lol
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rollin
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eh fuck it
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I need a 66
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GIVE ME IT
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Kill me
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>>711874766
ded
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>>711874866
ded
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>>711873735

Rollercoaster
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Gimme them sevens baby
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roll
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Ready for the money baby.
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fuck it roll
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>>711874999
>>711875000
Nice
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rollin
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>>711874999
>>711875000
DOUBLE TRIPS TIME FOR RICH
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77
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help me and my financial needs.
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>>711874866
Oh shit
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FUCK I JUST WANT TO DIE
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>>711875176
dude.
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>>711875176

off by one
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I could use some moneys
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>>711873735
will these trips work?
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roll
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>>711875176
hah
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Life is nigger
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>>711875266

Get rekt
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>>711873735
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>>711875266
gone
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I need money plz
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>>711875266
Kek
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Rollin
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>>711875019
Doubt it. I didn't reply to a post and my mom didn't die in her sleep. Your mom however will if you don't reply to this post.
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Give me money fag
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i want to die. please.
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>>711873735
Roll nigger
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Whatever
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>>711873735
Win win situation
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If I don't get 77 I will kill my self
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rllll
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Monies?
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show me 77
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Roll
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>>711875355
So close
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>>711873735
I hate my neighbor carl, anything you can do for him?
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>>711873735
Rolling for bullshit
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People dying, I'll try it
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>>711875266
Guy's I'm so scared. I don't wanna die
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>>711874766
Luckily I've been practicing red magick longer than faggot OP has been alive, so I counter his worthless spells with one of mine. OP, I would suggest against doing any form of magickal spell or ritual in the next 24 hours or your mother with die in her sleep.
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>>711873735
LET'S GO 77 or 66
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end my life please
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Get money
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Rollin
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fucking kill me nigger
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either one i win
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need cash for whores or death
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I want to die.
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>>711874866
Hilarious!
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>>711873735
RrRRRROOOLLIN.
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fuck you
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Luck be a lady tonight
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>>711875416
If you get 77 you should kill yourself in a violent and painful way so you can logic circle OPs head into exploding.
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>>711874866
lol
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fuck it
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3 rkts
Roll
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>>711874866
I'm Rolling for you. Since ya dead.
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Rollin
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>>711874999
Is that an upside down Satan trips I see?
Much pain will come to thee.
Thine back door shall be ravaged by nigger dicks.
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>>711875537
cmon whore number mistress 77 OR 66 DAMMIT
>reroll
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>>711874672
3rd time's a charm
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Haha, I win either way
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66 pls
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>>711873735
Meh I wanna die anyway
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fuck, win win for me tbh.
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esportss
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Pls get me a girlfriend. I've never had one before
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roll
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I'm not a robot
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>>711873735
dubs says you're full of black "magic"
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Roll
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>>711875794
I can be ded. My uncles brother in law just started making $$$$3000 a day selling ads from home in his spare time.
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>>711874866
KEK
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c'mon 6s
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meaty ballsack
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roll
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>>711873735
You shut the fuck up faggot.

I will rape you. Do you hear me?
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>>711873735 rawl
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Give me the money
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You can't do that unless you're black, that's cultural appropriation if you are.

Cis white male scum.
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pumpkin fart
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GIVE ME THE LOVE
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Watch this
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>>711873735
bring on the wealth
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77
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I want good things
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Roll
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Rull
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pls wealth. no kill
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Rawl
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got it
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>>711874366
ohhhh noooo hahahahahahhaa holy fucking shit
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maybe a break from life is what i need
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>>711873735
sup hook me up with the wealth op
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r
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>>711873735
roll
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Id like to either lose my mind or get my shit together. One of the two. Ideally just not be so lonely.
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>>711876378
fuuuck dude
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o
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l
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Rollin for 66
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Not much for giving out the wealth tonight, eh, OP?
Getting pretty liberal with the death though!
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>>711873735
66 please
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help me op
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....make me rich asshat
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>>711876418
is this a sign from god?!!!!
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Roll for 66
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>>711876477
unlucky
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>>711873735
Let's give this a try
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>>711876477
omg
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Check em
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>>711876477
fuck you.

77 get
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>>711876477
why the fuck niggers who want 66 get 77 and niggers who want 77 get 66?
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>>711876477
ay lmao
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>>711876477
Spicy
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rollll
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rolling 66 please
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Rolling
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Roll cunt
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>>711876407
anything i can get for one seven?
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Give me a good roll
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>>711876577
OHHH SHITTTTT
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i need that wealth op
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This is my like 10th roll 66 please
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Rollin
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>>711876577
black magic works niggers is the key
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roll
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>>711876477
It's always the niggers who wanna die that get rich!
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>>711876577
congrats
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rawlz
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>>711873735
rawling for 66
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Either way, I win.
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>>711876577
ayyy
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>>711873735
roll
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Oar what m8
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>>711876677
AWWW SHIT GIMME 66
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I'm gay. Kill me
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Rollerino
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>>711876677
i dont understand b/ anymore
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>>711876677
lol
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roll
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help me
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Fucking nigger
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>>711876677
Well. This is a surprise. Lulz
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YOLO
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>>711876771
Somebody once told me
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Sure, i don't care about life anymore
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>>711876777
TRIPS
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>>711873735
this is too spooky for me
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kill me
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>>711876777
holy sshit im god
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>>711876777
Nice trips
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>>711876577
You tell us!
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Fuck it might as well die
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>>711876711
rerolling
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>>711876738
rolling for 77
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>>711873735
SHOW ME THE DUBS
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>>711876862
its closer comon 66
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I love this. easiest 77 ever
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>>711873735
rolling for 77 again
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>>711876855
11 off
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>>711876677
Damn!
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77 PLS
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>>711876955
reroll for 77
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Cmon 77!
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>>711876934
im not going until i get 66
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how can i summon a succubus?
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hi
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>>711877036
add 30 to my post number pls
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Rollerino
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77
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>>711877089
pls i wana die
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Daddy needs a new pair of shoes
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Roll
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Rollin
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>>711873735
give me 77
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>>711873735
whatever, let's try again
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its 77, I just know it!!!!
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>>711877127
kill me
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>>711877130
gary
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>>711873735
make me rich
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>>711873735
Roll
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>>711876777
Trips confirms.
You do not understand /b/.
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black magic is my favorite slayer song, hook me up fam
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>>711873735
roll
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Death PLEASE
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im ready to fuckin die now
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>>711876777
buy me a ps4 faggot, also roll for that 77
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this is it. i bealive.
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>>711877022
give papa some honey
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Please, Helix! Hear my prayer! Give me 77 or give me 66!
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>>711877185
fine u dont wana give me 66 i suppose i can buy a painful death with some money
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>>711877254
reroll
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>>711877268
fuck i miss 2
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roll
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>>711877254
kill me please
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kill me pls
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ok
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>>711877306
reroll
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>>711877276
So close!! ROLL
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money
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>>711877276
OH FUCK OFF

77 GET FOR FUCK SAKE
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>>711877254
k i l l m e
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>>711877283
I get what I want, and I want 77
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>>711875874
lets goo. roll
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what up COCK BOI
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>>711877291
Helix...I said, give me 77 or give me 66!
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rooooool
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Final roll.
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66 plz
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>>711877354
if i have to click on a store front one more time im killing myself
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Biting
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>>711876997
Yeah, feels bad man
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>>711877428
re roll
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and it's gone
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