Most morally incorrect thing you've ever done? /b/????
diddling my retard cousin
>>711864315
also you gotta start faggot
>>711864315
She was askin for it
fucked a 14 year old when i was 16, does that count?
>>711864315
>>711863459
got diddled by my cousin
>>711863459
Fucked a rubber cunt at home instead of visiting my gran in her hospital bed the night before she died.
But apparently the actual answer is voting for Trump, according to regressive liberal crybullies.
>>711863459
Got blowjob from 12 year old sister when I was 20. She invited a friend over when the house was empty and told her to put a blind fold on. I went in and let her friend practice on me and left
I posted this in another thread earlier, but it applies here
>Be 27, dating 16 yo cutie, her sister is 11, cute face tomboy
>A little more than a year later, she gets pregnant and we move in together
>4 months into pregnancy, we go to family reunion, her dad has 12 brothers and sisters, she has a shit load of cousins, get blowjob from her 14 yo cousin
> 2 months after that, cousin has menstruation for a month straight, turns out she has a problem and they have to remove her uterus
>Visit her family again, see cousin in hospital. Her now 13 yo sister is there, hair grown out, looking good AF
>Stay up late drinking with her dad, gf goes to bed early
>After everyone else is out for the night, sister comes downstairs in T-shirt and panties, no bra
>We talk for a long while, she flirts a lot
>Nothing happens though, just bonding.
>Sister comes to visit for a month over the summer
>Starts off as holding hands when gf (now fiancee) isn't around, then making out, one time with her wearing my college hoodie, shit was so cash
>We did everything but fuck before she left
>Best and most exciting part is when I get any opportunity to leave the house, like when she needs things (preparing to have the baby), paint for the nursery, diapers, etc. I meet up with her sister and we fuck like animals in my car.
>Gf wants me to get a minivan, I'm alright with this since I'll be choosing something that folds down into a bed in the back seat.
>>711864898
so we both got butt fucked by our cousin?
>>711863459
Getting head at someone's house that isn't mine or the blowjob giver
>>711865156
>>711865156
pics or it didn' happen
>>711865463
fuck off
>>711865156
You think you are cool and all but some day, any day, everything will fall crashing down taking you with it.
>>711865645
Anon, now is not to be mad. This is a "fucked up shit someone did" thread.
>>711865645
this
>>711865645
Worry about yourself homo, I take responsibility for my choices... No regrets
>>711865156
of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
I seduced a married woman over Yahoo Messenger of all things.
She separated from her husband for a weekend and holed herself up in a hotel room, and invited me over. I was married at the time, too. She answered the door with a glass of wine in her hand. I fucked her raw and creampied her from behind. She let me slip out of her and walked to the bathroom weeping. I left.
Her husband then began contacting me on Messenger, trying to track me down, telling me that she was depressed and I shouldn't have "taken advantage" of her state. I never told her my real name or location, so his threats of knowing people in the police never bothered me. I stopped contact with her, of course.
>>711866833
If I ever get in trouble for this shit, I'll say 4chan told me she was 18. Then you can say to yourself anon wasn't a faggot, he delivered
>>711865237
Yup, I was 8 and he was 12
>>711868861
lol I was 7 and he was 12
did you like it?
>>711869316
Well since I've come to full realization that I'm gay, yeah. I saw him a couple of years ago and he was pretty hot. I sometimes masturbate to him raping me. It's all good since he's adopted and there's no blood relation
>>711869514
Interesting. Do you feel the event influenced your sexuality at all? Not a leading question, just curious of your experience.
>>711870002
I've always thought it may have. After the incident, I never really thought about it, and I have never been attracted to girls. It usually didn't come back to memory unless someone brought it up. I'm really not sure, but at this point I don't go fretting about it. Do you feel the same way?
Bump
>>711870348
Sorry, I wasn't the fellow-cousin-fucked you were talking to earlier. I'm straight, and never had a rape experience. I have some proclivities/fetishes that I might trace back to some childhood experiences in hindsight, but not sure about the whole causation/correlation.
(when i was 17) fingered a 12 year old, 15 year old, 16 year old, and 17 year old while i was dating the 15 year old. never really got permission from any of them to do it but they were all fine with it after. idk if that's really that bad though
>>711870791
oh and the 16 year old was my cousin (adopted)
>>711870710
I'm not too entirely convinced that childhood trauma can change sexuality.
>>711870791
How exactly did you go about doing it without their permission?
>>711864315
Almost fucked my married neighbor last month
>Be me
>20
>Parents out
>Just chilling outside
>She arrives
She has two kids, 28, really Nice body.
>Invites me in
>Pretty normal
>Her kids are there
>No husband
>She goes to her bedroom
>Follows
>We start making out
>Listen a motor stopping at her driveway
"Fuck, Anon, cuckanon is here!"
>Run back to The living room like I'm an african kid after fried chicken
>Sit in The couch like nothing happened
Am wating for an opportunity ever since but seems like cuckanon is Always around.
>>711871231
Supposed to quote >>711863459
Sorry
>>711870348
fellow-cousin-fucked here, did you ever have thoughts beforehand of getting married and having kids? that what made me sex women but over thers I find myself craving cock more than vagina.
>>711871088
yeah. Could be we are just primed or open to certain things simply based on our genes and upbringing, outright, and not to sexual-specific experiences. So, the experiences that scratch that innate itch, we remember as significant, but any experiences that don't, aren't remembered as such.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>711871231
Back in university, I used to know this real piece of work who'd spend her drunken days cheating on her boyfriend, sometimes right in front of him. He'd have to maintain a 6 yard distance from her when she drank at clubs to make sure she didn't just lock lips on the first guy she took to.
Point is, if they're getting over clingy, it's because they know they're getting cucked. Which just makes them get cucked even more.
>>711871371
To women? Yes, and I found it very unappealing. Only men have made my chest flutter. Granted, I've never had sex with a woman, but I find women gross.
>>711871376
Honestly, who knows? I'm not the type of person to focus on why I'm gay, I just am. I think it's almost useless to spend money on finding out whether or not a gay gene is real.
>meet a chick on meetme
>take her back to my place
>gametime.jpg
>start making out
>start taking her clothes off
>"no anon, stop"
>cantstopaddictedtotheshindig.mp3
>she stop talking
>laying there silent
>got her in just her underroos now
>roll her on top of me
>move her panties aside and start fingering her
>tightest pussy ever
>start fucking her
>splode all in her tight pussy
>pull out
>blood all over my dick
>she gets up
> dresses
>leaves
>doesnt say one word to me
I had been drinking though, she raped me.
Hurt defenseless animals like pigeons, cats/kittens, and...that's about it.
I don't kill insects, but I always do enough damage to cripple them from escaping and just broom them out and let them go. Today, I love all animals, insects aside, I like my neighbor's cat, but I don't have any regrets of anything I've done.
testing
>>711871706
you dont think about your self?
I sucked a dog's dick once, which is totally wrong, but he seemed to really enjoy it. SO I don't really know if it's all that bad.
>>711872386
Care to elaborate? Do you mean why I don't find women attractive or why I don't think I'm straight?
>>711872610
bro dogs cant consent, you mouth raped the poor furry bastard
>>711872610
I did that too
i fucked my gf's mom in high school. shit was CASH but i actually felt disgusted afterwards
>>711872610
He likes me now
> Be 14
> Staying at friend's house
> His mom sleeps with bedroom door open.
> Wait until friend falls asleep.
> Sneak into his mom's room and touch her boob.
> Take some panties and run to the barhroom with them.
> I masturbate furiously and cum like never before.
> Can't get cum out of panties.
> Put them in my backpack and hope nobody notices.
> So terrified I couldn't sleep all night. Wait until 6 am and wake up my friend to tell him I'm leaving early.
That was the act but here's a follow-up:
I avoided my friend from then on.
A couple of years ago I came across his mom and she said I should go visit him and catch up.
I figured she hadn't noticed so I went over, then my friend left us and it she started telling me how she was going to take a shower later. She said he was gonna go out with friends but that I could stay. She's not ugly, but she's old as fuck now so I walked the straight outta there and have been aboiding them both ever since.
>>711872610
I was house sitting and had the family's female border collie lick my cock to orgasm twice. She ate my cum and everything. Shit was surprisingly cash, and she suspiciously seemed to know exactly how to do what she was doing.
I was young and all horned up and wanted to try fucking her, but she was fixed and small. She had no interest.
>>711863459
i got caught trying to take pics of my neighbor who's my age and iv been friends with her forever in the shower. boy is that frowned upon now i want to kill my self.
>Had a gf when i was 20, she was 23.
>Started hanging out with this hot AF Thai international student chick at my university.
>gf knew something was up between hot Thai girl and I, always throwing tantrums, asking if i fucked her
>"babe, were just friends"
>fucked Thai girl every chance I got
>one night fucked the crap out of Thai girl in the parking lot of her apartments because her little sister and roommate were home, and she had a bf too.
>they were both super conservative thais, would probably tell her 5'1" thai boyfriend manlet.
>gf got off work that night, went straight to gf's house after fucking thai, no cleanup.
>"Baby, i just really want you to suck my dick tonight
>gf cleaned up the thai pussy off my dick unknowingly, of the girl she hated
>didnt feel too bad, gf was a special snowflake typical white girl type, got out of that toxic relationship
>>711873354
Well done, Anon. Well done. I'm a yellow fever freak, so IMO you should nail every hot Asian you can. Life is short and cunty-type girlfriends/wives aren't worth it.
>>711871149
usually i'd put myself in some situation where i was cuddling with them (watching a horror movie for example) and i'd just do it and sometimes they'd stop me and sometimes they wouldn't.
>>711873186
Done the same , but with a golden retriever.
The neighbor (30-ish woman) saw me from the second floor and just stood there. I could tell she wasn't into it; she looked more like in shock. I knew she wasn't gonna tell anyone so I just looked back at her and didn't even try to stop what was happening. She eventually just walked away.
Took my 12 year old cousin to a porn shop and let him fuck some random ass through a glory hole while i jacked it.
Stealing girls panties and jerking off in them makes me feel a little guilty. Actually took some home once and I'm still scared that I'll get caught as a panty thief.
>>711873603
haha i have actually, Thai girl converted me. i dated a fuckton of koreans, and my current gf is chinese. Koreans and Japanese are my fav because they are super fucking sweet but they are super conformist and not as individualistic. Chinese gf isnt as sweet but shes got her own personality and shes fucking smart. there is literally a huge difference between cunty, dumb, white girls and most FOB asians. if youre in university, odds are there are a lot of exchange students. EVERY asian exchange student thinks about what it would be like to fuck or date a white dude. if youre in good shape and have good hygiene, and at least pretend to be curious about their country, then you have a great shot.
>>711874175
same except for the panty part
>>711871711
Did this happen for real?
>>711869514
Do you feel that the rape made you gay?
Seriously I've heard that before.
>>711873603
take it back, koreans are conformist, kinda all seem the same, no cool hobbies, all about gossip and bs, but still fucking sweeter than sugar. chinese and jap tend to be their own person
>>711873262
> boy is that frowned upon
yep kiddo, it certainly is
>>711874026
Stole expensive yugioh cards from close friends when I knew I wouldn't get caught for it, simply allowing the "most likely" culprit to take the blame. I was always considered the good guy that people could trust to watch their stuff, never went too crazy that I could've gotten caught though. Also convinced a friends brother to shoplift cards from big chain stores like kmart when they were a thing. Nobody was ever got in trouble for it but it's still fucked up how we essentially bullied him into doing it for us for free.
>>711863459
have unprotected sex with like 20 girls even though i've had herpes and hpv
>>711863459
>Be me drunk
>6ish in the morning on my way home
>Go in someones garden for a piss
>notice a window open
>think about climbing in but get cold feet
>set fire to curtain instead
>run away
I guess it went out because I never heard anything after
>>711874744
This is bullshit. I'm Korean and lived in Japan for 3 years before my family moved to California.
There's a bit of everything in every culture so you're wrong from the getgo. However if you HAD to generalize I can tell you most of the Asian girls I've met act like princesses when compared to American women.
>>711865267
what?
I posed as an underclassman chick in highschool online and scammed people for Paypal by selling nudes. Got up to $500 before I didn't want to keep putting hours into it anymore. Kept a folder of nudes online that had her body type, some people left when I said her age and some people payed more. AMA
>>711875400
I think the anon means something like "getting a blowjob in my grandmother's tomb".
>>711875329
Wtf lol
>>711875329
Dude, this is the best.
>>711871149
wouldn't that mean that only sometimes you got permission?
inb4 grabbing them by the pussy
>>711874869
well i knew that already but for some stupid fucking reason i tried anyway
>>711875184
Wow. Age?
>>711865237
>>711864898
Which one of you is the retard in the family?
>>711874627
Honestly, I have thought about it before, and I really don't know. The thing is, this happened to me when I was so young and relationships, or who's attractive, wasn't on my mind. I don't know why I've never found a girl attractive, but I'm happy with my sexuality, whatever it may be.
>>711874613
Yeah /b/ro, i got raped.
>>711875354
of course im fucking generalizing, i can date every asian on the planet and make a scientific study with charts and shit.
Have most the asian girls you met been asian american? they have even worse princess complexes than white girls. plus im 6'2", in good shape, significantly good looking, and white, so i may be treated differently. i have noticed that most FOB asians act differently depending on if they are around their ethnic group or not. When you are around white girls do you act differently than when you around hangukin yeojas?
>>711875920
Both.
>>711871711
well, you're an asshole, so go on
>>711875565
how old?
>>711871797
NOT THE CATS YOU SICK FUCK
>>711876172
she was 15 at the time and I was 17
>>711871797
i used to have a thing too with catching insects and slicing their legs off n shit. it was bad, i think it was the power high that came along with being the tormentor-god of a life.
>>711876101
Cant you see im the victim? I was raped!
>>711875579
that's hot
>be me
>be same age as now because it was like a week ago
>Stole some facial razors.
>didn't even pay for them
>>711865070
Looks like both your problems come down to being a wanker.
>>711875996
I don't mean to come across as all PC and shit man, but it's just that this stuff gets to me.
It's hard to know with women. When I was in middle school a lot of the Japanese girls would discuss their little fantasies about blond haired, blue eyed guys and such but then an American and a Dutch kid joined the school and suddenly it was like they were disgusted by white guys.
>>711863459
I tried injecting heroin once, couldn't find a vein so I took it as a sign from god that I should stick with snorting or smoking it. It's kind of ongoing tbh, because i still use every weekend and one day per week. Works for me though. :/
>>711877099
because every middle schooler ever was a fucking retard and most of them never outgrow those years
hell, we elected one for president and he was arguably the lesser evil
>>711865070
Voting for trump was well worse.
i still try to fuck my own ass every now and then
>>711877497
keep us posted
>>711877497
ive succeeded
>>711863459
I voted for Trump even though I'm a longtime conservative. I pray for God's forgiveness.
I'm so sorry everyone.
>>711863459
Skipping over anything worth jail time, I fucked my friends mom
>>711877896
Pics or it didn't happen
>>711875666
SATAN TRIPS
CHECKEMBECKEM
>>711878128
how the fuck am i post to take a pic while im using both hands to bend my dick into my ass?
>>711878407
set your camera and record video then select a frame dumdumb
>>711877099
its all good anon, i know what you mean. dudes always comment to me on if my chinese gf has any friends to hook them up with and i cringe. im not dating her because shes asian, im dating her because i like fair skin, dark hair/eyes, and her perspective on the world is different and interesting. i feel like asians have a strong nuclear family unit, which is what i was missing, and im drawn to that family oriented type of girl. it fucking pisses me off when people are like "ohhh yu date her because tight asian pussy sideways vagina sucky fucky submissive girl right? har har har." those people look like fucking idiots.
the japanese girls were probably disgusted by the american and dutch guys because they were typical american and dutch guys lol
My aunt has a daughter
She's 11 and diagnosed with Klüver–Bucy syndrome
If you don't know (most likely) what it is, it turns human beings into amnesiac fuck toys. (Nymohomania is a derivative)
My aunt had the genius idea of leaving her daughter with me and my family
my family then had the brilliant idea of leaving town for two weeks and just me and her in the house
A hyper active, oral fixated, nymphomaniac, amnesiac 11 year old and a /b/tard alone for two weeks.
>She had already tore her hymen open at age 10
>Her hypsessxuality is no longer a serious thing in the family, oh "name" lol
>I had two weeks to do anything I wanted
If there ever was a god, he would most definitely have to be a sadistic perverted god
>can't say
>even on b
>>711878127
tell us about those jail-worthy acts
>>711873010
Details pls
>>711867613
I do this regularly.
>so many married women discover the internet
>hey dey of excite, yahoo, before farcebook
>lots of depressed, lonely, neglected women
>easy to sweet talk and flatter
>promise love and passion
>fuck a different woman every month for 4 years
>once I've had them I don't want anymore except for a few honeys
>myspace and farcebook ruined the internet for me
Still fucking married women but only 3 or 4 each year
>>711878651
actually really funny story but i shoved my camera up my ass once hahaha im not even gay fellas
>>711878802
so what she forgets the ropes?
>>711873746
Yeah, I've maybe done that a couple of times, all with people 17 and older though. Kinda regret it. Not totally though.
>>711878945
takes eras of training. had to do stretching exercises on my dick and idk if they worked or not, but i got the tip in my ass and i was able to slowly get about an inch and a half in for pleasurable results
>>711878802
you son of a bitch
>>711867613
Was her name Donna?
>>711878407
Idk. Find a way. /b/ is very creative at these kinds of things
>>711863459
Fucked a 15 year old, I was 23
>>711879279
Why?
>>711879220
Ropes?
If you mean rapes then Yes. She forgets everything.
>>711878802
greentext her sex sessions right now faggot
>>711879058
Yahoo chat used to be a goldmine for this. Women young and old would be faithful angels in group chat and total whorls in IM.
>>711878802
too good to be true. tell stories, help a /b/ro bust one
>>711878802
It is as if the universe gave you an ok to try
>>711879611
No, anon, they mean the ropes ;)
>>711878802
did she have dead eyes?
>>711878802
where is she now?
do you still fuck her?
tell us more damn you
Abandoned a litter of puppies in a box at a playground with kids and their parents nearby. I shouted, "hey kids, want some free puppies?" and got back in the truck before their parents figured out what had happened. They probably died.
>>711863459
Haha just popping in to say what happened this past week.
>be me
>work at nursing home as side job
>serve food, bus dishes, go home
>hunt for leftover meds on the tables when no one is looking
>found some tramidol once
>scored some last week though
>wait for old lady to be wheeled away to her room and then make play for pill on table
>ohboy.jpeg
>pop in bathroom to google numbers/letters
>par on the upper half, 021 on the lower half
>is heart meds
>ditch
>later found out she died yesterday when i got done serving food
Fuck me man.
>>711863459
Shot a man twice.
>>711880496
What did it feel like?
>>711878724
TBH man I think they all assumed they were loud, dumb (Slow) and unhygienic.
They were expecting 18th century gentlemen with cash, manners and feminine physiques.
Anyway, most struck me as very materialistic. As much as I hate to generalize, the overall feeling that I got is that the Japs objectify their women and their owmen covet themselves as luxury goods.
I'm gonna crash now, dude. Been a long day.
>>711880405
Criminal negligence
>>711880585
Calm at first then an immense spike of adrenaline. Time almost seemed to slow and running full tilt felt more like a slow jog. That was 10 years ago. Now I mostly feel just a little bit of regret. It is what it is.
>>711880405
kys
>>711880716
Do people really believe anything here at all is based off of truth? Does the banner even exist anymore for /b/? Can someone please tell me? While youre at it, come back and tell me exactly what the banner says word for word in greentext. I need to make a point here.
>>711880995
Read post below yours, newfag.
>>711881143
Read above that one
>>711881069
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>711879706
Too many to write, I fucked her brains out basically. She was my toy for two whole weeks, by week two I was so too drained to even fuck her.
I spent the first week having two to three orgasms a day in her ass and mouth.
The first few times I was a little nervous but by day 3 I was basically creating art. I would play porn and fuck her hard till I came. She would mumble and watch porn until I was ready again. Then I would dick her again and cum in her mouth. Then again rest while she dementedly laid on the carpet watching more porn with a whore smile on her face.
Then I would fuck her even more and very very hard then cum on her body.
This went on for days.
I seriously overfucked her, with all the emphasis and true meaning of overfucked her.
I came in her ass so many times I started to worry about what coating her rectun with cum daily would do to her medically, I googled about possible complications of too much semen in her asshole.
I fucked her in the shower, watered her asshole with the shower head (enema) and fucked the squirting water/shit/cum out of her.
I did everything basically.
>>711879868
I know you don't believe it.
It happened though.
>>711879896
Pretty much.
>>711879959
Lol I wish, I could have gotten away with it if I thought about it, she's utterly demented basically.
>>711880024
No.
>>711880260
At my aunt's place driving her insane.
Imagine having to monitor your kid otherwise she'll use any phalic object to fuck her self to orgasm and worse tissue damage.
She was basically treated for rashes and yeast infections multiple times because she shoves everything and anything inside her.
>>711880982
Jesus. Would you ever do it again?
>>711880663
>jal ja anon
>>711881261
Youre a good man, charlie brown. I might need you as a lawyer soon though if they find out im not lying.
>>711881585
Not a man, but okay.
>>711881352
No. Never. Not unless there were extreme circumstances where my life was at stake.
>>711881787
>im a gril btw
Same.
But the phrase isnt "youre a good woman, lucy." So thats how im going to say it.
>>711881951
Stay humbled, friend
>>711881951
So do you still carry a gun with you?
>>711881282
Why did she have Klüver–Bucy syndrome?
>>711877497
what do you do with the balls?
>>711875167
did you steal my holographic gaia the dragon rider?
>>711882058
But it could be, can it not? Ther is no written rule saying so.
>>711882224
Her dad was drunk driving and they decided to merge their car with the back of a truck
He vanished and aunt was stuck raising a kid with brain damage
She's a sweet girl, if you was her pussy after she pees and put some whipped cream on her
I loveeeeeeeeees her orgasms
>>711875184
>had herpes
OK buddy
>>711882219
I didn't routinely carry a firearm. A situation escalated quickly and I had access to a revolver and ended it. I was young and stupid. I only carry a rifle now when I hunt.
>>711882390
The point is the phrase itself. No one would know what youre talking about if you changed it up
>>711881282
most memorable moment?
>>711881282
were u just home 24/7 for two weeks? School? Work? A life?
>>711882624
I guess you are correct
>>711882795
Wanna shoot heroin some time?
Got nudes from my ex gfs mom after i found out she cheated on me
>>711882903
Where do you live?
>>711883049
Illinois.
Got my dick sucked by a black chick when I was a teen.
>go in her back yard
>her little brother (a complete retard) comes over and asks if we want to swing
>tell him to fuck off and stop cock blocking me
>went behind her tree and got made out
>thought I'd go for it
>tell her I have a surprise for her
>"what anon? Hehehe"
>whipped that dick out faster than a Mexican running from border control
>she starts sucking
>brother told her she had to go in before I came
>fuckitillfinishathome.jpg
>go home and beat off for ten minutes
>cum so hard I passed out
>nuts inverted from the sheer amount of force
About a year later she was diagnosed with autism and I felt bad for diddling a tater
>Be me, 16
>Virgin, scared of girls, etc.
>Have cool uncle, always banging 9/10, 10/10 chicks
>There's a wedding and as usual his date does not disappoint
>12/10. Tall, leggy, perfect body, amazing tits, perfect face, the works
>Uncle has been sneaking me booze all night.
>Catches me looking at his date
>"Nice, huh?"
>"Oh yeah."
>"Bet you'd like to fuck her."
>"I... uh... umm..."
>"It's cool, she's down with it. Come up to our room in 20 minutes."
>She looks over at me and winks and blows a kiss.
>HOLY FUCK!
>I'm going to lose my virginity to this smoking hot bitch!
>Go up to room, they are both there.
>Wonder for a second if uncle will leave or what
>Don't care, just can't wait to fuck her!
>They start making out, getting hot and heavy
>Clothes come flying off
>He starts fucking her.
>Stand there like a retard, not knowing what to do.
>Uncle pulls out, points at her twat.
>"Have a taste." he says
>Crawl onto bed, to for her pussy. Am stopped.
>"No, taste her on here," he says, pointing to his massive dick
>didn'tsignupforthisshit.png
>"Come on, she thinks it's hot."
>Bitch nods in agreement
>"Don't worry, you'll get your turn." he says to me
>Oh fuck, well... if this is what it takes to bang her...
>No clue what I'm doing, just trying to suck him and get it over with
>Keep waiting for him to say that's enough
>I hear her call me a good little cocksucker
>Oh god, what's going on??
>Uncle is 6'4'' and ripped to bejeezuz and back
>Me, 5'5'' skinny little boylet
>Pushes me away and flips me on my stomach
>Feel his cock poking at my ass
>She gets up and squirts lube all over my ass
>He puts his hand over my mouth and jams it in
>I swear to god I felt it hit the back of my teeth
>"Told you you'd get your turn!"
>Try to scream, but can't. Can barely breathe
>He pounds me for what feels like forever before he cums in my ass
>Climbs off me, still hard, starts fucking the bitch
>I pull myself up, look down and see a big cum stain where my cock was
>>711883161
It's too far. I never leave my house unless it is to see met boyfriend or my girlfriend
>>711882746
I had two months free, I wish aunt would have left here there for more.
Then again parents would have been also back before that.
It was two weeks of golden opportunity, you know?
>>711882632
Her orgasming doggy style on my dick halfway pounding her, as her head was tilted up lazy eyes staring at me. I used to pound her harder when she came and that moment she basically lost it animalistically.
>>711883334
Off by one
I feel sorry for you
Those quads would have been truly nice
I make a party in a house of a dude (i didnt know that guy) because i was kinda dating with his girlfriend.
i woke up in the morning in the bed of this guy with his girlfriend and the place totally screwed, and i just left
>>711883179
HAHAH DUDE I love you. My soulmate.
I have almost the exact same story.
>Move to small town for summer work
>Everyone avoids this one girl and says she's a nympho
>I'm nice to her and the same day she asks me to meet her by a trail near the mountain
>Make out, she sucks me
>Decide I need to know more about her. Goes to tard school.
>killme
She moved away literally the day after but sent me an envelope FULL of love cards before she left
>>711878802
fap.....fap.....fap....fap
>>711883301
Gross, neet. Id rather have someone with enough self confidence and social skills to boot me up. Trying to kill myself and im looking for people who have the motivation to help, not be a disgusting whore and slob genitals all day.
Worth a shot though.
I made a religious girl put a crucifix in her ass while she gave me a blowjob.
She was a religious nut, and slowly turning her into a slut is one of my platinum achievements.
>>711863459
Armed robbery, I guess.
>>711883800
I mean, I would totally meet up, if I was like 21, and I actually did drugs or any of that.
>>711883205
It's still gay but you should've bit his dick off for doing that
>>711883334
I shlicked to this
>>711883970
More stories
>>711882058
>>711881787
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>>711883205
You didn't do anything immoral you twat.
My condolences though. Your uncle and that girl are bad people
>>711884729
I already said this
>>711883800
What part of Illinois? St. Louis over here. You need help kicking it, I'll give it a shot
After a couple years into my first relationship I started fucking my ex's former best friend. I only stayed in the relationship because my bf would threaten to kill himself if I ever left. Friend had a huge dick though
Morality is for faggots.
I refuse to subscribe to this concept, fuck your morality.
>>711884503
>>711884856
I was going to write more, but I ran out of space. I've let him do it again since then, with no woman around.
>>711884717
I first got into her she was all red cross and church events and Bible readings
One year later she is my utter fuck toy
I made her roll a cigarette for me from Bible paper, made her smoke it as I fucked her ass
I get off on the religious aspects
A fallen little angel of god she is
>>711884946
I did the same thing, although I'm not a woman.
Nothing immoral about it, anon.
>>711884882
you didn't sell it properly anon, I had to step in
>>711885040
Would you look at the edge on this one.
>>711885486
Since when is it edgy to accept the obvious truth?
>>711885661
You may or may not agree with a certain set of morality but it is the best tool we have to build a civil society.
You're just an edgy contrarian, wannabee nihilist. You silly motherfucker, you.
>>711885391
Well, I continued to fuck the guy on and off for my next two relationships as well. But yeah could be much worse.
>>711863459
Regularly fuck my cousin.
>>711886335
My gf cheated on me first, she deserved to walk in on me and her best friend fucking.
Still fucking the guy while in new relationships might have been a misstake, but we all make misstakes. After all, you're only human.
Went with my gf to abort her pregnancy...never lost a minute of sleep over it.
>>711886745
Who the hell hasn't?
>>711886439
Lucky bastard. You're livin' the dream.
>>711886645
True. I never got caught cheating in any relationship either so its not like they've been hurt by it.
>>711886335
yeah thats a bit more of a moral grey area
I can't really talk tho, I'm a serial cheater
>>711886965
Nonetheless, if you're like me and is a habitual cheater, you might want to get some help for that. Sure, your partner might not find out but it's not healthy.
Therapy really helped me out with a lot of stuff. You should try it.
>>711865156
How's Alabama this time of the year?
>>711863459
I got really slow, shitty, rude service at a restaurant once, so I only tipped 10%. Didn't even feel bad.
>>711887436
You goddamn monster...
>gf has mega hot married friend with a kid
>sort of my friend too, I knew her in high school so I have a little history with her
>no longer attracted to her husband who got fat after the first kid so they stopped fucking
>gf and I are going through dry spell
>hang out alone with friend
>smoking weed in car together
>start talking about relationships
>"I haven't had sex in forever anon, I'm craving it"
>"neither have I. I'm dying"
>one thing led to another
>she sucks my dick
>I pull off her shirt and bury my face in her hot tits
>pull down pants and devour her clit
>take the rest of our clothes off and we fuck hard in the back of the car
>we're going really rough, both of us moaning loud and getting sweaty, fogging up the windows
>creampie her married pussy
>she gasps and I feel her vaginal walls clench tightly around my dick as it pulsates inside her and fills her cervix with my load
>"oh fuck anon, I stopped taking my birth control cuz I haven't been having sex! We shouldn't have done that!"
>fuck two more times anyway and pump thick loads of cum into her pussy each time
>"okay now we really really can't do that anymore"
>just our luck she gets pregnant
>can't get abortion or her husband will know she fucked someone else and we'll be found out
>only one option
>she hesitantly fucks fat husband and let's him cum in her
>fat fuck husband thinks the kid is his
>this was almost 4 years ago today
>mfw I have a kid with my gf's best friend and no one knows the truth but us
Touched girls I was babysitting 20 years ago or so..I'd be 15-16, they were 5- 7
>>711887729
love it
>>711887436
American detected.
Fucked a girl in the butt no lube. She had a rough sex/being degraded fetish so I really went to town on her. I've got a big enough dick to do damage to it apparently. Her butthole was torn or something. She leaked poo for like a week and i never returned her calls.
>>711887436
10% is pretty high, don't you think?
>>711888097
Uh yeah about 10% too much in the civilized world
>>711884946
Just let him kill himself
>>711876881
Now that's some fuckin Hannibal Lecter tier shit right there. You depraved, Anon.
>>711888097
American custom is 10 to 20%
10 to 15 can be considered cheap or rude depending on the situation, but it's better than nothing
>being the 'other guy' to a lonely navy wife who didn't even want to be married in the first place.
she was pregnant, though, and felt compelled to stay with the dude.
>>711883334
I want to keep talking to you in the future man
You got a rare amazing opportunity.
State?
>>711873017
I imagine he loves the hell out of you lol
>>711881069
Here, use this.
>>711887436
>tipping at all
Lol isn't that what their wage is for?
>>711881787
Wookie?
>>711866305
you are such a piece of shit people like you don't deserve to be happy.
>>711870791
wow you're so disgusting, i hope somebody rapes your crazy ass
>>711889294
In the States most servers make about $2.50 per hour and after taxes is almost intended to be $0.00.
My room mate in university had monthly paychecks of .02 or .04 basically relying exclusively on tips.
Somewhat obvious you're a Brit, no?
> met some chick at the bar
> went back to her place
> she's lousy in bed
> too drunk to go home, passed out
> woke up first, trying to sneak out of the place
> house phone rings
> cell rings
> house phone rings again
> cell rings again
> cell rings again
> she awakes as I'm trying to gnaw my arm off
> I say something like I'm going to make food... but I'm not
> ditch the place ASAP, forgot jacket, zero fucks given
> -10 outside, I'm in Jeans n' T-shirt
> zig-zag all through the forest so I won't get seen on the road if she goes looking
> make it home to roommates giving me the shittiest look
> make it home to that chick giving me the shittiest look
> chick's dad died in a drunk driving accident overnight
mfw
ps- probably going to hell.
>be 16
>play rugby, actually fit as opposed to beergut like now
>omegle
>every time a young girl comes up start with shirt on just being nice
>get em comfortable thinkin im funny
>slowly take off shirt and pants
>tease somewhat above average cock under undies
>say i wont show unless they do
>happens several times with various results
>girl, 12, shows her little black titties
>jack off for two 20 year old college students who were bored
>little white girl, 14, gets all they way down to undies and teach her to masturbate
>group of 4 teen girls watching me strip flashing
>one mexican girl, 14, just teases in front of camera and then watches me jack off
>1000s of attempts over weeks and weeks but totally worth it
>wake up every time feeling mega guilt for saving pics of them all (long since deleted during various nofap attempts)
>on vacation in jordan
>drunkenly and shirtless break into a guys car and take his wallet with my friends
>find his atm card
>withdraw a thousand dollars
>next day guilt is eating my friend so he tells on himself
>we pay the money back
>book ass back to america
i still feel like shit about it, i was drunk
>>711889713
>$2.50
guess you've never heard of minimum wage?
>>711889713
Yeah US and Britain, the only two countries in the entire fucking world. Good job, you guessed the other one.
Either way Step up your stupid laws and give servers, like everyone else, minimum wage. This is such bullshit. They usually get paid more than the cooks for walking around with plates. Fuck I hate your "profession". I would walk into the kitchen and grab the plate myself if I could
>>711890017
They make $2.50 plus tips. If their wage is not at least minimum wage, then the employer has to pay the difference.
>>711878802
>>711881282
>>711883334
ur my hero bro
it's like, something you don't fucking see everyday
c-can we chat sometime? no homo tho
also, how long has it been since the 2 week fest?
>>711881951
Jesus, I'm sorry that happened, man. That blows.
>>711890017
That is the minimum wage for servers.
>>711889713
sweden here, minimum wage for servers is $22.50 USD after convert
I tried choking a shiba inu once.
>>711889900
checking them triple dubs
also
>long since deleted during various nofap attempts
iktf, deleted a pic of my 12 yr old half-sister's butthole that she sent to me, went through hell and back on my phone to try to get it back ever since
>>711890623
HAHAH no it isn't.
>>711889900
wew my bad those are quadruple dubs wew
>>711863459
once i was fucking my ex-GFs best friend while she was on vacation. she called me to tell me she got home a day early wondering where i was. i rapidly washed off my cock and rushed home and fucked her too. couldn't have been more than 45 minutes vag-to-vag
When I was 14/15 a family friend who was only 9/10 would get me to let him watch me jerk off. He'd even bring over friends to watch. They thought I was the coolest. They'd show their dicks and ask dick related questions. I was too young and horny to care.
>>711890887
WOZA
>>711888350
only if you're white. Blacks only tip about half the time.
>>711889903
what does 'zdravstvuyet'? mean?
>>711891495
>zdravstvuyet
that took 5 seconds on google
Back in highschool I stole from a dollar store once to see if I could get away with it. Apparently, a bunch of people we're doing it, one of my friends was even selling his stolen loot. I remember taking a much as I could get my hands on; I was stuffing candy in my pockets, hiding some in my waistband, and even my hoodie. Since I spent so much time in the store, I actually had to buy one or two things make it it seem less suspicious. I walked out of that mall with candy falling down my pants and all I felt was regret that I didn't take more. And a whole lot of anxiety.
>>711891978
>I did something literally every other high schooler in the history of mankind did
>>711891495
Hello дебил. Иди нахуи, пидхорашка
>>711879381
Yes
